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cara

i wanna know what love is

Fascists: "Safe spaces are for the weak"
Also fascists: "We need an entire country just for white people"

>>69993458
haha he's doing it again

>>69993458
cara might be the least convincing tranny out there

>Australian cinema

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>r/unitedkingdom is still butthurt over brexit

>>69993479
>we need
*we have, and would like it to stay that way

>>69993477
i only use it to stalk the oneitis

>>69993479
protect the strong from the weak
t. nietzche

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>>69993454
ah yes, the so called, self professed and self styled "alt-right"

please send her this love Nasheed from me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWM6LyBj83M&list=RDklU97MnI4l0&index=1

>>69993514
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Shan't be so much as moving my cursor within the general direction of this post

>>69993490
why don't they just fuck off to belgium then and suck juncker's flaccid penor and waft his farts like finely aged wine

>>69993528
Adding this to my thumbnail folder

Must suck being an actor from any country other than the US or the UK, knowing you'll never get a role in any big movie.

0-7
>Normal kid

7-10
>Move to another town, become a loser with no friends

10-12
>Make friends, become mostly normal again albeit an outcast

12-15
>Parents make me go to a different school where none of my friends went to, again become an antisocial friendless loser

15-16
>Finally start fitting in at school and making friends / going to parties and stuff etc. Part of the popular crowd but also the person in the group that everyone else makes fun of so not really full normie. Do well in GCSEs

16-19
>Start bunking college, drift away from most of my friends and stop getting invited to stuff. By the end of college I'm a friendless loser again and get shit A Levels. Spend a year after college as a full hermit tier NEET on the dole until my mum says if I don't go to uni she'll kick me out

19-20
>go to uni, make some friends but not really close with anyone. Get decent grades but keep skipping class. Eventually descend right back into hermit tier NEET status and never leave my room. Manage to just about finish the first year but drop out.

Now
>Friendless loser still living with my parents, have a shitty minimum wage job to keep them off my back. No ambition.

Literally going to kill myself this week, later lads

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>tfw mum banters me for having a big nose

IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU DUMB BITCH

>>69993528
nice ant picture

barb's character from stranger things was just one giant buzzkill

glad they killed her off LOL

>>69993552
why would you think anybody gives a shit about your life enough to read this

>>69993552
bye

irish people make me wana retch

>>69993514
why is bodybuilding on there twice

german people make me wana reich

>>69993566

I'm just saying goodbye to my friends on /brit/, who've been there for me since I first became a NEET even if they don't know it.

It's been fun lads.

>>69993514
howling at the thought of the runt who created this

just passed 8 months NEETdom

i don't wanna be a customer service rockstar reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>69993426
>tfw applied for uni yesterday and still don't know what to do

>>69993579
good post

>>69993552
being new really isn't an excuse for becoming a loser
i saw plenty of new kids be sitting with the cool kids by the 2nd day

>>69993552
>>69993595
What are you going to put in the note for your mum?

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>>69993598
i made it and look like this. what now schlomo?

>>69993625

It is when you have severe anxiety and it takes you months to talk to people.

>>69993617
the science of economics perhaps?

Checked under my tongue and got about half a dozen ulcers

hmm

>>69993629

I dunno about writing a note, every time I try I'm never happy with it.

Might ring the parents up and explain why just before I do it, the danger with that is that they'll try and talk me out of it.

>>69993490
imagine being so cocksure that everyone is voting remain, the media drilling in constantly the remain will win, the convocations that all your mates are telling you they've voted remain and then suddenly leave wins. the paranoia sets in they have been on meltdown ever since and will be forever.

they have forever lost and will try to smear anything related to brexit.

>>69993514
what is right-environmentalism?

>>69993553
why don't you banter her for having a pathetic son?

h-hey

so tired

so tired

but on the other hand i had a nice dinner
nice
look all gone
all gone

so tomorrow i have to drive to dublin
dublin of all places

i hate it

i hate driving around the m50
hate it

and that new
mohaiio
motorway
on the way up to dublin
god its so long
hate it
well
tis alright like
but
tis nowt'n to look at

but on the other hand its to go to the airport
dont mind thish

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>cocksure

>>69993617
half a year into my course and i still think im making a bad decision

Once made out with an 18-year-old girl who was really into biting

Miss that kind of thing

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>hand back the wealth
>hand back

Didn't realised half the world owned Bill gates' buiness

>>69993680
What if they supported your decision, would you still go through with it or keep living and blighting their lives just to spite them?

>>69993514
>moderate opposition to obesity and fat acceptance
>moderate opposition to European federalism

>>69993617
that was in 2011
its now 2017 and i have no job, degree or friends.

>>69993682
The nation should be upheld as the protector of its environment

We must prevent tragedy of the commons

>>69993697
my dad blames vaccines for both kids being autistic failures haha

Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Glasgow
2. Edinburgh
3. Blackpool
4. Dublin
5. Leeds

>>69993680
>phoning them
how the fuck do you expect that phone conversion to go?

>>69993733
That fact that they would use an image of an American as an example pisses me off doubly.

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>>69993703

>>69993765
>no Bath

FOD (FUCK OFF DEANO)

>>69993733
this is what happens when you have a capitalistic system and a nanny state.

everyone feels like they are owed stuff for free.

>>69993733
bill gates is insanely rich but has also single handedly funded a massive ammount of humanitarian work

>daydream a scenario where i can talk to a girl
>it obviously goes well and i start feeling happy
>then remember im not in school anymore and this scenario isn't possible
>wank the sadness away

*walks into thread drinking a pint*

oy lads

>>69993749
I blame my mom for breast feeding me until I was two and my dad galavanting around the world fast roping out of helicopters and breaching doors instead of raising me for my autism

>>69993765
Subtle

>>69993801
OI OI DEANOOOOOO

>>69993635
hmm thats a very handsome homo sapiens with recent african origins bet he has a massive cock x

>>69993552
>literally choose to be a friendless twat
>whinge about it on the internet
>kill self

Moving out in a week, anyone know what Broadband I should go for? The big ones (BT, Virgin etc.) just look really expensive

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>>69993514
I do laugh that porn is all the way down there in the small text

These lot want a wife who is a virgin but also a slut

>>69993749
do you tell him to look in the mirror? the autism's gotta come from somewhere

>>69993824
yeah mate

>>69993818
*gives you the thumbs up*

ay lad how's the missus

>>69993824

Also 6 month contract ideally

>>69993795
call me cynic, but it's unironically due to minimize taxes and uphold some positive public figure

>>69993801
ye alri my son

*does a shoey*
*jumps from the roof onto a table and breaks it*

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radical centrism is the thinking man's ideology

>>69993737
>>69993767

I'm not going to phone up and say "lol killing myself now."

I'll ring them and tell them I love them or something but that I feel incredibly broken inside and that my continued existence is a drain on everyone around me. I can't see any hope in the future and I just want my pathetic suffering to end.

They already know full well how I feel about what they've done wrong in raising me, we've had those arguments already

>>69993847
*laughs*

ahaha that lad is ALWAYS the nutter of the group,

ON YA DAZZA

>>69993803
my dad didn't live with me and my older brother didn't care about me, so i was raised by my mum and older sister. i blame that for me being such a soft cock

>>69993841
She died 4 weeks ago you fucking prick. Why the fuck would you ask that?

>>69993733
>>69993770
>the 8 richest people are 6 Americans a Spaniard and a Mexican

So not only do commies think they are entitled to their countrymen's hard earned money, but they are entitled to other countries' as well?

Constitutional Monarchism is the true ideology

>>69993509
If christianty is so subsevient how come t rules

Please refer your answer to /lit/ because i wint read it

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rate the 'stash lads

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>Northerners try and meme about how they're the hardiest
>Actually, the Midlands is the coldest place in England (as well as being colder than Northern Ireland & Wales)
>Southerners try and meme about being the most cultured/innovate part of England
>Actually, the Midlands is responsible for both the Industrial revolution and Shakespeare
We are the most powerful region in England. Show some fucking respect.

>>69993824
BT via Quidco/TCB

>>69993895
died as she lived i bet
with a cock up her cunt hahaha BOYZ

moving to Brentford 2bh

>>69993840

What should I go for? I would have thought that a thread full of NEETs who spend all day on the internet would be the best place to ask here.

Are the ones from TenTel and Plus Net alright?

Imagine being a middle aged asexual centrist in the Midlands

Same here. When I was a teenager, I was a fundamentalist Protestant because my parents raised me as one. When I lost my faith, I did a lot of foolish things, but no record of my foolishness has survived. The moral code that I learned actually benefited me, but I rejected it because no one could explain it in non-religious language. My mind functions too literally and skeptically for me to interpret religion in an exoteric manner. Luckily, my nerdiness kept me from going full dildo in my late teens.

>>69993874
lad i know who was raised by his mum and 5 sisters turned out to be a literal massive bender

>>69993945
chokaaaaaa

#YTB

>>69993953
yeah go for it lad

>>>/sp/73714683
Hope this works lads

*yawns and stretches, slyly placing my arm around your shoulder*

>>69993997
*nuzzles into you*
:3

>>69993997
*pushes your arm off*
get off me freak

>>69993995
enjoy your 2 week long site wide ban

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ah yes, communism

After living with some Polish people for the last couple of years, I can confirm that they're the pakis of Europe

>>69993997
*kicks you out*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk

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>>69993514
The absolute STATE of the alt-right

>>69994025
I didnu nuffin

*clatters you in the knackers with a snooker cue*

>>69993680
think it'd be a good idea to phone them. Tell them how you feel, but please dont kill yourself. For their sake, at least. Can you imagine living with that? Please, just go to a therapist or a doctor or something. Dont kill yourself mate

>>69994020
*slides my finger gently up and down your neck* >:3

>>69993859
Bit much blaming them for all of your problems unless they were actively abusive.

Also, you're clearly not going to kill yourself. Don't make that threat when you talk to them, you'll only regret it.

>>69993454
very nice thiccness on both these two

any ideology that believes in policing what a person does to their own body is NOT a thinking man's ideology

>>69994039
Could punt that little runt straight across that road any day of the week

>>69993995
NEED the oneitis to do this to me

some wannabe hardman just zoomed by me in his 20 year old mustang after riding up me arse for at least two miles

I'm driving a brand new Land Rover who the FUCK does he think he is

By how much do VPNs slow down your download speeds? I'm on poverty internet speeds already (~800kB/s down max on a good day with a well-seeded file) so films take me a decent amount of time to download already(a couple hours for a 3/4GB file).

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>tfw no chubby mummy gf

>>69994130
Stop watching films.

>>69994039
me in the tree
you on the floor

a healthy people equals a healthy society

it is the duty of the state to enforce this

Man has proven that they are incapable of ruling their own lives

>>69994074
Any ideology that thinks people are smart enough to act independently, without outside pressure, in a way that is beneficial to society as a whole is not a thinking man's ideology.

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grimes a cute.. CUTE

>>69994130

When they say "up to" it's never anything close to that figure.

>>69994061
*shivers*
why are you doing that? :)

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>>69994074
As a radical centrist, I simultaneously agree and disagree with this post

>>69994139
*chunders*

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Made a fucking mint bane post youtube video lads

>>69994169
*rams my fist into your arsehole*

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>>69994170

>listen to talking heads because of the reportoftheweek suit meme thing
>they're actually really good

it's odd how they're not more famous

>>69994142
I only watch good films.

>>69994198

Mate Talking Heads are incredibly well known

>>69993855
>it is the duty of the state to enforce this
Are you the fool in the other thread advocating for monarchism?

Is it that hard to take responsibility for your own actions?

>>69994180
was thinking about this silly billy meme at work the other day

i think about you lads often x

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>>69994165

Unironically a Communist

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>>69994165
>Grimes

>>69994201
See >>69994142

>>69994206
only with psycho killer and once in a lifetime

a lot of people don't seem to know their other songs

>>69994198
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS
don't have to mention it
no thanks, im a government man

>>69994198
Talking heads are EXTREMELY famous

any ideology a yank believes in is NOT a thinking man's ideology

>>69994169
*kisses your cheek*

you're just too cute ;3

>>69994239
>a lot of people don't seem to know their other songs

A lot of kids maybe.

>>69994239
bit like people who think Kate Bush only did The Man With The Child In His Eyes

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>>69994210
Its silli

but not nearly as silli as sir billi lad

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>good'een sirrah pray tell thy sorrow, for i hath a remedy that you too may borrow. hark; on my face tis always there a smile, for i doth use a VPN all the while

My political ideology can be summed up by the following: the Marquis de Sade

>>69994254
Ok then, let's get this on the record: I'm a radical centrist.

>>69994239

Nah mate, unless we're talking about 18 year olds. Talking Heads are really famous.

omg just drank a WHOLE bottle of red hahahaha lads what am i LIKE

>>69994225
>shower

What's wrong with having a bath? FOY

>>69994225
>tfw shower every 2 days
shit lads i thought i was normal

My political ideology can be summed up by the following:

>>69994299
Disgusting pêh

willies

>>69994269
>>69994297
must be a generational thing then

>>69994325
Cute socks and feminine cocks

>>69993454

IG?

i'd fuck the shit out of her

>>69994320
it depends how much you sweat and how disgusting you are. that's why pure lovely girls don't need to as much

>>69994320
same lad

>>69994221
Maybe once the books are redistributed, you'll finally read one and change your mind.

>>69994258
*bites my lip*
I love you
*kisses you*

>>69994351
im sure she'd let some hairy gypsy fuck her

>>69994372
*kisses back*

I love you too

*rubs your smooth legs*

>>69994214
delet

sounders firm would destroy any english one

>>69994367
Books don't get redistributed. They get locked up or burned.

>>69993997
>>69994020
>>69994061
>>69994169
>>69994258
>>69994372
>>69994389

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Where to find latinas in the UK? (not Spanish)

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>tfw never had a girl write her name on my arm in class

>>69994367
Only reason I am one is because I've read a lot on it desu, have you?

>>69994401
You're wrong. They're given the Communist Manifesto, which I believe is the only book you need to read to see how laughable communism is.

>>69994312
Bath:
>uses a tonne of water (increasing the water bill and destroying the environment)
>leaves you stewing in a vat of your own dirty water
>take ages to fill
>is uncomfortable if you're not a manlet

Shower:
>constant stream of fresh, clean water to wash away all the dirt and every drop which hits you is new and fresh and clean and sends the dirty water down the drain
>uses a tiny amount of water
>gets you moving and gets the blood flowing
>takes 5 minutes

There is absolutely no fucking reason to have a bath if your aim is actually getting clean in an efficient manner. Fair dues if you're a 32 year old and you want to try a cry-for-help OD on paracetamol with a glass of red wine then yeah have a bath but if you want to just get clean in a functional way then shower is the option.

alri lads think im gonna go grab something for the so called freezer

>>69994412
Why that's quite specific

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creasing that people actually write this

>>69994409
>(not Spanish)
so you want some dirty native blood?

>>69994389
*smiles contently*
*closes eyes*
*falls asleep in your arms*

If you don't take a shower every day, what the fuck is wrong with you?

How do you wake up in the morning and think "yeah this is fine, I don't need to shower"?

FUCKING HELL I NEED A BF/GF ;-;

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>>69994412
Had four girls ask me out in high school and I turned them all down hahahaha

>>69994398
lol

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>sounders firm would destroy any english one

>>69994432
If you believe that then you're a fucking idiot lad

>>69994442
Wait where do you fit fat knockers on a pony

my ex wanted to get my name tattooed on her lower back

>>69994444
No I just don't want a girl from Spain, they're all mental in my experience.

>>69994434
>caring about the environment

hahaha i bet you think voting matters too. You people don't even know how deluded you are.

>>69994358
>Tfw excessively sweaty

Can't imagine not showering every day myself

>>69994451
when I was a NEET I'd shower every other day

>>69994460
why? were they uggos?
>>69994441
i didn't think so, it happened often around that early dating age to better looking people

morning lads, fuck all USA posters

>>69994420
Of course. Nobody would go on the internet and spread uninformed opinions.

>>69994469
Sound argument. I had made the mistake of assuming everyone was capable of critical thinking.

>>69994469
which part are you referring to?

The fact that information has to be tightly controlled in communist societies because the slightest perturbation can cause the system to collapse, or the fact that the manifesto is idiotic and it's ideas aren't grounded in reality?

>>69994451
apparently i don't reek as much as you do

>>69994493
It's less the environment and more the water bill. Baths use a massive amount of water.

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Made a quick Bane meme lads, r8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDP8dFJW954&feature=youtu.be

>>69994507
Not particularly, they were passable as pretty if they wore a little makeup. At this stage I'd beg for one of the uggos desu

The ETERNAL debate:

Shower before you go to sleep or when you wake up?

oi philmo wash your cock you dirty bastard!!!!

>>69993490
Well yeah, it's a still fucking disaster.

>>69994543
then why? if a pretty girl ever suddenly asked me out i'd have thought it were a prank despite it never happening to me before

haven't showered or shaved since Christmas Eve

>>69994556
when you wake up

only weird people shower before they sleep

>>69994529
The part where you can have an informed opinion on a huge political ideology from reading one rushed, short, shit book. It is an idiotic book.

>>69994565
I was just as autistic as I am now as I was back then. I convinced myself I'd just do something embarrassing and that it was all one big joke

Think I just saw too many movies

normies normies normies normies

>>69994571
post mug

>>69994556
Before

>>69994584
>when you wake up
well I know you're gonna be

walked into some runt spider spider's web lads
absolutely LIVID

>>69994556
if you don't shower after you wake up, you're a disgusting, filthy, animal - end of discussion

>>69994434
Howling at this. Let me guess, all you have is a shower cubicle?

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nubblers wooooooo

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>>69994602

>>69994590
>Think I just saw too many movies
my life

>>69994541
lel, GREAT post

just fucking clattered some unsuspecting Australian drongo with me spider's web lads

want to feel so close and connected with a woman that raising a child doesn't feel like a big challenge

>>69994602
I'll pass, mon ami I'm pretty ugly and not just because I don't engage in personal grooming

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humiliate me, mach allies

>>69994460
same hahaha iirc for me it was like 8 to 10

said no every time hahahahahah

>>69994694
ancient meme there, mate

HOWLING

some runt walked into some other runt's web

watching those two go off at each other rn

>>69994587
> It is an idiotic book.
And the fact that most communists hold it in high regard doesn't tell you anything about the thoughtfulness of their ideology?

>>69994655
Cheers senpai, took my shitposting to new levels

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>people exist who actually want to have children

you are all but gnats caught in a web of my weaving

Had a bath recently and it wasnt even relaxing

Would rather take a long shower ANY day of the week

>>69994708
post face please

>>69994762
you're just a spider in my bathroom

>>69994727
I do but i suspect it's more of a fantasy about being a greater dad than mine was

>>69994778
you're just a bathroom in my house

>>69994778
you're just a lounge in my lounge room

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>>69994727
Good goy

>>69994727
i don't right now, but i want to love a girl so much that i want her to have my retarded babies

>>69994721
> most communists

Do they? Everyone I know who's read Marx to any serious degree generally agrees it's a rushed work in response to the uprisings across Europe in 1848, his later works have much more substance to them and old Marx is a pretty different philosopher from young Marx.

Even if you disagree with something you should still learn and read about it.

>>69994727
Genuinely think all of humanity should stop having kids sometime soon.

Before our generation even reaches retirement age there will be AI as smart and smarter than humans. They can be our "children" so to speak.
I see no reason why we need to make biological people anymore.

fuck you lot and your meme magic, now my gf's texting me saying she wants to buy a new shower

>>69994824
buy a new shower? I suppose you own the gaff?

>>69994794
Fuck off with this shit, lounge makes just as much sense, if not more, than sofa or couch or whatever the fuck meme name you call it

>>69994849
shut the fuck up

a "lounger" is a piece of furniture
a "lounge" is a room

my balls are really soft, literally cant take my hands off them

lost my flappy cap down the lounge in the lounge again lads

>>69994807
You don't have to read the writings of communists to know the validity of communism, in the same way you don't have to read the Bible to know the validity of Christianity.

It's enough to just study economics and the other sciences related to society and human behavior.

>>69994864
What do you do in a lounge? You lounge around. What do you lounge around on? A lounge

Fuck OFF

>>69994807
>Even if you disagree with something you should still learn and read about it.
or, you know, i could have fun not being a nerd *blows a raspberry*

>>69994776
no way m8 hahaha

desu i'm not very good looking but in hs i was super confident so i was just bean myself hahaha

eating lamb curry

>>69994840
obviously

>>69994849
ah yes, let me just go to my bedroom room, lie on my bedroom and mull that over

>>69994727
would quite like to
need a gf first though

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>>69994892
>What do you lounge around on?

a lounger

just cleaned my floor lads

>>69994900
did you ever get it together?

>I see no reason why we need to make biological people anymore
if i was a hatposter, i would post the biggest hat i could find right now

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>>69994824
gf
>>69994865
balls
>>69994868
flappy
>>69994906
curry
>>69994932
floor

>>69994932
in your floor room, yeah?

ello me mates

>>69994912
Bedroom = Room with the bed
Lounge room = Room with the lounge
>>69994921
Fuck off

I'm once bit and twice shy

>>69994727
People have sex all the the time ipso facto they want to reproduce

Night lads

>>69994947
yea me floor room

>>69994955
>room with the lounge
>room with the room with the sofa

>>69994912
FONB

>>69994961
sex isn't just for reproduction

>>69994971
You're not making any sense

women are only good for sex and for making babies

>>69995000
t. alt-autist incel

>>69994974
Naturally, it is. You can't have sex your whole life and not reproduce. That's biological degenerate

>>69995018
you're a virgin

charity sweet boxes haven't been replaced since before Christmas
selfish pricks, how am I supposed to donate to great ormond street if there's no new sweets?

>there are people in this thread right now who have had sex

mental.

mmmmm fondling nice soft balls mmmmmmm warm smooth skin mmmm mmmmmmmm

>>69995016
t. white knight of chivalry

would like to fondle some smooth balls desu

>>69995000
>sex
If you had 2 identical looking 'women', the only difference being one has a dick, I would honestly rather fuck the trap.
And I'm not even gay.

>>69995064
hello yes I have done a sex

>>69995088
gay

>>69995064

haven't

AH BUT ALAS HE IS TOO FRIGID TO KNOW THE TOUCH OF A FAIRER SEX

Grew up going to a musical church 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mt2iczgAAY

>bathroom
Room with a bath
>Bedroom
Room with a bed
>Living room
Room you do your living in
>Dining room
Room you dine in
>Kitchen
Fucked it

>>69995068
>smooth

>>69995101
hmmmmmmmmmm...........................

>>69995115
same thing happened to me once

>>69995101
Someone post the original

>>69994934
as in dating and saying yes to girls asking me out?

not really. i'd say yes now but it barely happens these days because i'm a lot quieter unless i'm super drunk but by that point i'm so drunk that i can barely function.

everyone has their own weakness and reason for why it happens, and some are just easier to fix than others.

>>69995141
But apparently "lounge room" is just some fucking mystery

>>69995141
pretty sure i don't die in the bath or bed

my OC is making the rounds on /r9k/
glad to help the community

>>69995141
don't the english call it a cookery

took some cough medicine for my cold after drinking quite considerably

feeling a little funny now

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>>69995141
but the kitchen goes in the kitchen room mate
pic related, an Australian kitchen

>>69995155
yes. my balls are completely shaven. theyre one of the smoothest parts of my sexy body

doing nothing really
wish i had hobbies or a job

>>69995249
would very much like friends who wanted me to do stuff with them

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>>69995227
stop lad

i can only take so much

>>69995249
what's the bennie system like in jewland?

>>69995249
haha

same

*revs microwave*
not even making a cuppa, just bored

took up golf so I can say I have a hobby haha

>>69995312
>>69995312
>>69995312
>>69995312
>>69995312
>>69995312

>>69993479
you could not be any more of a paki

>>69995249
post fucking machines

>>69995318
good thing jannys not around or he'd go off his nut

>>69994558

KEK