/tennis/ - Holly Ferling edition: Deuxième partie

i refuse this edtion

first for fed losing in an upset

first

1st for /gong/

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>waifu edition
why tho

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test

THREADGOD

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ellyse > holly

BLAME CANADA
BLAME CANADA
THEY'RE NOT EVEN A REAL COUNTRY ANYWAYS

I fucking hate /cric/ so damn much.

Reminder Nadal has lost in the first round of the AO

>>73714279
acquire goods, copulate with females

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Genie on court for those who want a cheeky fap.

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??????????????????

Why do Austrailian always ruin the Aussie open?

was wawrinka klizan the only good match of the day?

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>>73714299
I endorse this post

>>73714315
Because australians are actually very depressed and shitpost to have a rush of dopamine.

>>73714307
Pancake ass tbqh.

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Woah, I remember Sampras from when I was a kid, but I never remembered he was black

>>73714317
Nishikori match?
The meltdown that was Janowicz?

how is it possible that djokovic play in the first round against someone who is 40th whereas murray plays against nr. 93, fedelel against 296 ? how is that fair??

>>73714322
my huenigga

>>73714325
WE

i remember when federer was new kid on the block

>>73714326
is janowicz elite yet? pleeease somelone post the meme list.

>>73714315
Go away Sweden

>>73714325
I'm also from the 'Sampras was white' timeline

>>73714339
we have some old ass curry here

>>73714327
nobody likes novak or serena lmao

>>73714307
>being a chubby chaser
KEK

>>73714307
What the fuck is Bouchard wearing?

this thread just started to smell like gook

>>73714306
Is this the philosophy of being a conformist whore?

Epicureanism is the shit
>Epicurus believed that the greatest good was to seek modest, sustainable "pleasure" in the form of a state of tranquility and freedom from fear (ataraxia) and absence of bodily pain (aponia) through knowledge of the workings of the world and the limits of our desires. The combination of these two states is supposed to constitute happiness in its highest form. Although Epicureanism is a form of hedonism, insofar as it declares pleasure as the sole intrinsic good, its conception of absence of pain as the greatest pleasure and its advocacy of a simple life make it different from "hedonism" as it is commonly understood.

>>73714307
Better be quick, she'll lose within the hour

>>73714327

And federror dropped a set, its sad now :(

>>73714344
Janowicz will never be elite because he's fucked in the head. Today he started arguing with a drunk fan and this led to arguing with the umpire. What a fucking idiot.

>>73714344
apparently some croat in the crowd basically psyched janowicz out today just be cheering wildly every time he made an error

janowicz asked the chair umpire to have the guy kicked out and got told no kek

>>73714346
and me.

>it's another episode of alt right /pol/tist teenager blogs about inane garbage that no one cares about and embarrasses himself
Yawn

>>73714339
>tfw it's been nearly 16 years since Federer upset Sampras at Wimbledon

>>73714307
Never got why people endorse this bitch. small tits, little boy-ass, lank body, average face with autistic features when she tries too hard to look cute, obnoxious personality.

>>73714318
pst teh ass pic of ellyse

>>73714362
I've always liked Epicur, seems like a swell guy I would go to a greek bar with and drink some greece beer while he talks about the little and big pleasures of life

>>73714362
btw I was just shitposting. rephrasing "fuck bitches, get money"
but I agree with that philosophy. it's Hedonism Lite

>>73714362
It's basically neetdom, the philosophy

I remember when Federer was relevant.

>>73714339
me too indiabro, feels bad

>it's a Federer can't find his first serve against a lefty who plays 1R like his life depends on it episode
xDDDDDDDDDDD

>>73714362
I think ethics is such a tedious philosophy branch.

why these bitches so thicc

>>73714351
>implying a chubby chaser would waste a second glimpse on this flat ass

>>73714373
what? can't see any /pol/ here

i'm from the timeline wherein harry potter female girl was white
i'm from the timeline wherein trump was a left leaning democrat

>threadcunt making tennis threads

why

>>73714390
>implying Eufatty Bouchubb isn't morbidly obese, ugly as fuck and reeks of shit and B.O

Hnggg genie is such a little slut

Slept only 4 hours today, it didn't make any difference.

>>73714368
>pay 1000$ to psyche a player out
my sides, I bet he's going to follow janowicz wherever he goes

>DD Sports is showing Davis Cup 2015

>>73714399
Anyone making non-Holly threads gets mysteriously reported and banned, so only he is left

>>73714373

actually mate I'm from >>>/po/

*farts*

>>73714269
based threadcunt

>>73714394
t. /pol/tist teenager

>>73714399
t. newcunt janny

>>73714373
>da /pol/ poogeyman

no /pol/ here. Fuck off with your jew tactics of devide and conquer.

>>73714380

Its ok, he'll suddenly find it like 2 hours layer half way though the 4th set

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>>73714375

>>73714403
What is it like sleeping with a slut?

I like Fed's outfit

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>>73714409
I will make the next thread. Lets see what happens.

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>>73714305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1rMeYnOmM

how to get qt3.14 tennis gf for my benus?

FEDEGOAT FEDEGOAT

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>>73714399
freshie

threadcunt RUNS /sp/ and /mu/

Why do they keep plugging Bouchard?

She's been utter shit last season. Eyecandy doesn't justify a night session

>>73714418
Disgusting.

>>73714415
t. /pol/tist teenager

is this /cric/ i dont wanna get banned lads

>tfw you paid to see federer play but he skipped out and will never see him be good ever again

Is it just me or do players constantly fuck up their toss. Is it code for something?

>>73714432
It actually does desu.

>>73714436
This is whatever you want it to be baby girl

>>73714402
>impying I didn't beat my meat off to prime-fat Bartoli (although always feeling bas afterwards) and I can tell you this """chubby""" does nothing for me

>>73714418
thanks. right ass is the patrician choice

>>73714432
it sells the tickets

>>73714421
Fed always had really cool fashion sense while playing tennis
I'm not sure if he gets customize his outfits or its given to him per sponsora

>>73714432
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Chances of a nadal feder final?

>>73714432
shes a meme here

>LE GENIE ARMY XD LEL

>>73714373
>>>/reddit/

>>73714419

Pretty basic breh, no joke having a qt gf who genuinely cares about you feels much better overall

>tfw its been two years

>>73714450
They are in the same side of the draw

>>73714450
As the stars are right now, I'd say 15-30%

I would want to see that before they degrade even more.

I'd like a Nadal/Monfils finals too though

>>73714447
I'm sure he gets a say in what he wants to wear

>>73714457
Then why the FUCK is nadal playing tomorrow and not today

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Hmm...

>>73714450
None. It's a KyrGOAT Raonic final

>>73714450
0%

>>73714457
Oh that sucks

>>73714299
they're both grim as fuck

>>73714458
You mean 0.15% to 0.30%? There's practically no chance either of them get to the final let alone both.

>>73714458
>Monfils final
lol

>>73714463
"disrespectful" always kills me

>>73714460
>>73714466
Ops, I'm wrong, I just checked and they aren't.

>its a sam smith gushes over genies cunt for 3 hours episode

>>73714466
They arent.

So this is the year Federer finally retires.

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>>73714474
Yay, I'll stick by my previous odds then

>>73714468
>>73714469
suck it koala's

>>73714471
are you dead now?

>>73714455
Gfs are too high maintenance though, my best chance is a drunk slut.

can't wait for some juicy gavrilova tomorrow

Got that summertime sadness, lads.

>>73714455
>>73714491
>not wanting a low maintenance gf
hard to find one in brazil though - GL with that

POO ON THE COURT

>>73714491
no just give them a little better than their previous relationship. don't spoil the bitch

>>73714498
Fuck that song right in the dickhole

>>73714500
it was cum

>>73714490
yep ama

>>73714488
>take a nude to "liberate yourself"
>censor it

literally no point at all

>>73714488
>skippin leg day

>>73714499
That's everywhere though

what channel indians?

Prime or Prime Two lads

>losing sets to a semi retired Melzer

He's more finished than I thought.

>>73714513
Sony SIX

>>73714520
>prime

We still watching Fed?

>>73714513
>>73714522
Thanks, my fellow Aryans.

>>73714496
What's the biggest cock dasha has taken lads?

>>73714529
sorry I'm Dravidian

why australians wont go to bed

>ywn see fed go through a slam without dropping a set again

>>73714529
i'm aryan
>>73714522
thanks

>>73714344
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLrB0NaCQAAuBYE.jpg:large

Two seasons to go, 5/10 are realistic, they fuggéd up including all those headcases though

>Benoi Paire at nr 2.
This will never not be funny

>>73714511
not to blog but not so much here in the netherlands

>playing mick jagger and other mainstream garbage while rest time

what the fuck, this has something that has bothered me for many a years watching tennis

>>73714541
threadcunt doesnt sleep

>>73714541
Bed time is in three hours m8

>>73714532
You may be joking but she does seem like she fucks around

Big dick meltzer getting worked by the fed express.

>>73714541

Its only 11:15pm in the east and 9:15pm in the west

mirka looking hawt

>>73714561
It's 8.15 in the West aka God's Country.

>>73714541

NEET 4 LYF

>>73714553
>Studio 10

does that shit still exist?

>>73714561
8:15 in the west lad, >we don't have DST here because people are retarded

>>73714541
It's 8:16pm in Perth

I'll be here all night lad

For the next two weeks

>>73714532
think I saw her in a legalporno vid

third umpire

>>73714550
Like, you don't even need a car or anything?

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>>73714532
She worships the big anglo cock.

>>73714564
this. would have twins with her iykwim

>>73714571
hell no

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>>73714573

What lies!!!!

>>73714570
>living in the west
how do you have Internet?

GRAND SLAM 18 INGOMING

>>73714575
she lives pretty closeby, and even if she didnt, transportation here is GOAT, especially if you're a student - free traveling during the week

prices are fucked though if you aren't, they're gradually increasing the price so that nobody will complain about it

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What's for dinner, my fellow Aryans?

>>73714566

Thats Queensland m8, home of qt blondes

>tfw sydney is a shithole full of minorities and gays outside bondi and manly

>>73714579
Does he have a big schlonga?

>>73714387
Which ones do you like? I like politics and ethics because it's so directly relevant to our lives, meta physics and shit like that feels too abstract
>>73714376
>I would go to a greek bar with and drink some greece beer while he talks about the little and big pleasures of life

Problem is his philosophy wanted people to hang out in houses and chill and do art and talk, you would probably hang out at his house and get drunk instead of a bar

>>73714585
unironically get 11 mb/s downloading from steam since the NBN went in

did goderer drop the second set just because he wanted more match practice?

>>73714599
>Problem is his philosophy wanted people to hang out in houses and chill and do art and talk
That's fine too

We would discuss if the kiwifruit or citrus is the best fruit known to mankind

>>73714599
I'm a Hegelian at heart, so ontology.

>>73714601
Which isp?

A bird shit on the court lmao.

>>73714605
He wanted more air time.

>>73714541
Funny how the best place to watch the AO isn't Melbourne. The one chance we get to watch a sport in our own timezone and we have to have matches that go on to fucking 3am. I have a job you cunts!

bouchard dressing like the attention whore she is
never change

>>73714595

if you want to be racist and sexist please go to the containment board >>>/tv/

>>73714591
Sucks living in a poor country, having money matters too much

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>>73714595

>>73714605

He got lazy desu>>73714617

Such a slutty top, she knows her market

>>73714617
so what really happened in that locker room
she slipped on some liquid and hit her head on the bench but I'm not buying it

>tfw all the girls at my uni hate tennis
>tfw nobody supports our tennis team
UGH got accused of being gay once because tennis is my fav sport. i h8 america

>>73714616

Perth is honestly the best Timezone for sports worldwide, only thing you don't get is soccer which is super gay.

>>73714629
Jack Sock will save American tennis

>>73714629

Those girls were testing you mate, sounds like you failed.

>>73714613
/telstra/

>>73714635
who the fuck wants the wogball anyway

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>>73714595
>gays outside bondi

nice rally there

>>73714623

Our minimum wage is 18Aud or 41 real an hour kek

>>73714625
Why is SA nazis?

>>73714642
Wogball is goat mate

>>73714649

SAUCE

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>>73714623
That's fucking rough anon. I hope you'll get by someday

>>73714649
MOMMY

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>>73714656
No

>>73714637
I went to watch Jack play today and these Aussies were laying on the banter pretty heavy on him. Kept chanting that "even if you win today you'll lose in the next round". I'm not sure how much that affects their game but it's pretty funny how much banter was happening in the different matches I went to today.

>>73714646
Did it go up? It used to be around 16?

>>73714654
t. Dimitri Papadoropoulos

>>73714649
My dick.

>>73714657
Thanks.

>>73714666
How do you even chant that?

>>73714669
Calm down mate

>>73714646
Can I come in? I will suck dicks for shelter.

>>73714666
are you the Pole from yesterday

>>73714668

Rises slighlty above inflation via fair work commision rulings

>>73714649
WHY CANT I WATCH THIS ON MY IPAD

GRRRRRR I WANT TO SEE IT

>>73714677
FULL

>>73714683
MOMMYYYYYYY

>>73714677

Sorry, too many hues already

>>73714656
It's that british plus size model, gimme sec I'll try to find it for you

>>73714683

virgin here what does that feel like?

I want all Australians to leave NOW!!!!!

>>73714683
based fucking joshy

>>73714702
Bags of salty coins

>>73714697
Do they suck your cock? I don't think so.

>>73714704

You are a meme country without banking secrecy.

>>73714698
>>73714656
Ashley Graham

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>>73714573
>legalporno
Glad to see I'm not the only one who knows what that word means.

>>73714683
>>73714710
can you stop this I'm at work ATM

>>73714704
But we're loveable scoundrels?

>>73714704
Aussies run /ten/

>>73714635
Soccer is ultra gay

SUN
UNS
NSU

>>73714712

No, they make too much noise on public transport.

>>73714702
it feels, as you can imagine, unimaginable

>>73714716
thanks for the you

joshy reynolds is in this thread RIGHT NOW

>>73714710

no fap 16 days, that made me hard, I'm gay now right :(

>>73714720
>switzerlames work from atms

>>73714728
They do here as well, sorry about them.

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Quick, post rare POVAs!

Genie's nips are getting hard

>>73714737
Kek

>>73714735
based joshy

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>>73714735
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>73714735
stop. I'm trying to watch tennis

>>73714718
favourite site
really want a password

>>73714730

No, thank you :3

>>73714735
more please

>>73714674
I didn't write it properly, I have a bad memory with these things.

>>73714678
Ya

>>73714710
based joshy

The grand slams are the only brief periods of my life in which I'm happy.

>>73714749
no sir, I really want to thank you

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What did she mean by that outfit.

>>73714735
why did I watch the whole thing

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>>73714748
>not being on a forum that posts download links of new LP releases every day

>>73714758
me in the middle

>>73714763
thats a bad outfit desu
>bras are visible
>midrif

I don't mind that she plays like a slut but I wouldn't be surprised if it raised a few eyebrows

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Last one back to Fed.

>>73714763
It's a sign sluts use to attract niggers for the bbc. Too bad for her we only have abos and they don't have tv's

>>73714763
>"i love nigger dick"
Expect her to wear a choker in the next match

>>73714763
She's looking for a sugar daddy

The cap man has given up

>>73714789
she comes from a rich family, I'm sure funds are well sorted

>>73714775
I torrent mostly but they don't get the good piss scenes
want to help me out?

>>73714781
>>73714785
you guys realize rich white girls don't date black guys right?

>>73714793
We really need a degenerate board for fags like you

>>73714781
>It's a sign sluts use to attract niggers for the bbc.
?

Oh wait he won

>>73714793
silly, I can't post any link here or I'll get banned desu

>>73714801
Wot cunt

Thanks for finally showing up so i can get to bed on time fed

>>73714735
>CoCo.webm

>>73714793

>German visiting Australia

>>73714795
Keep telling yourself that mate. All white Americans are being cucked

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>>73714799
>degenerate
you're gay if you don't enjoy a cheeky little pisspiss

>>73714805
>Actual glory holes are all dudes

>>73714816
show me an example of a rich white girl dating a black guy
i'll wait

>>73714795
I knew a couple and they dated me

>anecdotal evidence

>>73714818
Piss is for bottles only

>>73714816
based saxon

>>73714805
>drycunt
fuck thats gotta hurt

Matches are boring now.

>>73714793
Why don't you go on any porn site an search for "german"? The scat thing is a meme. German porn is actually full of piss. The acting is also cringe worthy.

>>73714821

Douzen kroes

>>73714821
Jenny, Sara, Abby, Clara and Rach

>>73714805
Hope?

Fed wins what do we do now?

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FEDLELDER
FEDERER FUCKING DID IT
>that hug at the end
d'awww

>>73714838
>dutch
>black
LMAO good one m8

>>73714793
[spoiler]just go google search v1p3rg1rls and use the search function[/spoiler]

>>73714845

Watch genie choke

>>73714841
Fucking scary desu, if I was a woman I wouldn't wants a dick that big nowhere near my pussy.

thank you based goaterer

>>73714853
bro no

>>73714859
Snowderer

Now he's Sunderer

>>73714850
based vietbro
best sea nation

wow Chirico is really cute

I guess everyone wants an early night

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BIG BELIEVER

IN

VACATIONS

>>73714869
autism

Is it true that Australian girls like anal sex?

>I chase kids around the house

>>73714865
thanks, you guys gave me Angela White so I figured I should give something back

>>73714869

That's a guy with long hair and makeup.

Federer is so adorable

>stylish man of the year

>>73714877
yes

>>73714869
no

>>73714869

She's cute

>>73714877
wouldn't know

>>73714878
Yeah, like he doesn't have a team of nannies.

>>73714869
what's her name

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Pretty cute desu.

>>73714877
Not to any uncommon degree

>>73714612
Sooo by extension are you also a fan of other philosophers with a dialectical persuasion?

>that feigned handshake
>federer gets it real quick

wew lad

WHAT I'M DOING NOW LADS?

>>73714895
Yes.

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What was she looking for?

>>73714893
right? she has a nice outfit too

>Eurosport

reminder Nietzsche is the only philosopher worth discussing

>>73714902
what did she mean by this?

>>73714893
she looks like a 16 year old muguruza

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We love you Roger

>>73714900
I'm going to the gym now.

>de gay

Bouchard looks like she's wearing clothes she made herself

>>73714917
hot as fuck desu

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>you will NEVER shag a girl this pretty

>>73714926
I did tho

Eufatty is a cheap hussy.

kek gayle btfo mel so hard she moved to tennis

>>73714901
Nice to have a fellow traveler with which to admire this decadent sport

>Federer on Swiss TV: Said he was very nervous and had troubles finding the rhythm. Court is very fast.

>>73714930
how?

>those bouchard fans in the crowd

no lads, she's not going to shag you

>>73714939
met up old friends from my middle school

>>73714939
>Court is very fast.
yeah I was about to say. the courts look faster than they did last year

>>73714943
You probably not bad looking though, I look like Smeagol.

Which matches should I go see live tomorrow? (Not counting those at Rod Laver or Margaret Court)