/brit/

hi guys

don't think this'll last

waiting for that lads big penis pic

CONDUCTOR

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JANNY, ban this 7.5 inch cock

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EVERYONE BELOW THIS LINE IS NOW A RECIPIENT OF MY GOLDEN SHOWER
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>>69990699
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Shan't

>>69990691
I've seen several. It's a well established genre.

>>69990703
thanks

>>69990699
doesn't look that big to me

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need a belly gf

having a drumstick

>>69990699
ah yes, so called, 7.5 inch

knew you lot were full of shit

>>69990699
if that's 7.5 inches then I'm 6'3"

i think i have a small helmet, its the one thing that always sticks out to me as being different

>>69990755
>>69990730
It's 7.5, measured it just an hour ago

I honestly cannot fathom how females fine penises attractive. They are so repulsive. I don't even like to look at my own penis.

>>69990778
I believe you desu mine is 7 inches and pretty similar

>>69990766
Then you're quite a tall fellow

>>69990778
hold the tape or ruler up next to it if you want people to believe

Downloading a Windows 10 torrent with all the updates integrated in it for work lads.

>>69990793
i can't understand how some straight fags find vaginas repulsive, both them and cocks look great

>>69990793
when i first started watching porn i focussed mainly on titjobs cause i thought fannies looked disgusting, but then i suddenly loved the look

weird imho

>>69990813
I'll keep that in mind next time, thanks x

Is that OP image from Spy Kids?

Always used to wank off to the girl in that when I was younger.

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wouldn't give a vague fuck if trump completely dissolved NATO and let russia run amuck 2bhh

europe has fucked itself over and has done nothing but talk shit about the only country that's bothered to protect them

brexit was a godsend

>>69990855
she's grown up well, aswell

>>69990863
~when ur so close to death- you feel so alive

Janny is quite lazy I must say

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>>69990855
yes, daddy

>>69990863
My palms are sweating just looking at that picture.

>iwn make a girl feel like this
http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1484414319631.webm

bit upsetting des

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>>69990911
check this one out

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>>69990936

>>69990911
knees weak? how are your arms?

>>69990859
fuck america, europe would much rather have a closer alliance with russia you fat fuck

i hope NATO is dissolved so your shitty country diminishes as a world power

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3ayaAzSajg

hmm

>>69990958
bombs splaletti

splatoon's pretty fun désú

>>69990966
pretty grim that

won the lottery of life being british

>>69990964
nato has nothing to do with our global influence

every time i turn on european news there's some lefty arrogant asshole talking shit about the US in the most condescending tone achievable by man

eat shit

>european news

just went for a health check up

got high blood pressure
heart is weak
lung capacity is poor
strength is below average

thought i was alright because i'm slim
fucking hell lads i'm a runt
i'm only 23

>>69990966
Can't imagine living in a country as poor as that, think I'd off myself.

>>69990998
yes it has

you do know that almost everyone outside of the US hates your country?

i hope europe has less and less to do with the US

>>69990992
Well, not quite the grand prize mate but pretty close x

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Bit hungry tbqh

>>69991061
well yeah haha but i can never be a new zealander

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>>69990966
never going to manila

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>admin of meme page
>people keep asking us to share anti trump demonstration petitions
>refuse
>they try and blackmail us
>ban them

>>69991070
>i can never be a new zealander

yes you can. pretty easy to move there.

>>69991023
heart is weak
lung capacity is poor
strength is below average


These can be solved by lifting. You're not supposed to be "slim" as a 23 year old man

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>admin of meme page

>>69991060
hate us all you want

don't expect our help

god forbid germany would build another army and unironically begin the fourth reich

>>69991088
>admin of meme page
That's the real sad fact here lad

>>69991111
jealous

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>>69991111

have you ever felt loved by a girl /brit/?

We all thought that Mil B's dead
Stupid bitch sent for me again

>>69991108
i dont want your """help"""

i would embrace the 4th reich as long as it was against america

keep destroying other countries through your foreign policy and losing wars against rice farmers and goat herders

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hmm

>>69991164
yeah

https://youtu.be/JSuQZjPl2Rw

>the absolute state of yanks

>unironically wanting to live under russian influence than US influence

boggles the mind

the anti-trump/america propaganda must be flowing at maximum capacity over there

>470 dollarydoos for the switch
mmm no thanks

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bit cold out

>>69991206
white people am i right xDD

>>69991208
Merkel and the Eurocrats want to be their own sphere of influence.

>>69991208
it literally has nothing to do with trump you fat walmart sharting autist, obama is just as bad

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irish

Drexciya

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weather

The guy that changed the Hollywood sign to "Hollyweed" will be facing 6 months in prison.

Brock Turner, who raped an unconscious woman, received only 3 months.

>>69991290

>>69991208
The anti russian propaganda is just as bad, people are basically saying European federalism is the only way forward

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>admin of meme page

>>69991243
i know

it blows my mind that merkel is the leader of the "conservative" party in germany


>>69991244
>implying EU media shat on obama as much as they shit on trump

Obama should resign a day early to make Biden the 45th President just to ruin all of Trump's merchandise

didnt do as well as i hoped in my essay for uni lads

literally furious right now

*see other swede poster after taking my daily morning jog*
ah yes, the so called haitiANO

>>69991302
there was one BBC 'advert' thing I remember showing Obama winning the election as some kind of auspicious and pivotal moment in human history. what a joke.

>>69991319
that would be great banter tbqh

>>69991346
did he ever close guantanamo bay?

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Who /STICCCC/ here?

>>69991302
fucking hell, get it in your thick head that this has nothing to do with the "EU media"

I hate obama, i hate trump, i hate bush, i hate every president because i hate america

EU media is shit and just pushes whatever mainstream agenda that has been inherited from the idiots in the USA as well, its a part of the problem

i dont even want there to be any ASSOCIATION between europe and the US, it annoys me when i see EU media even mention the USA (outside big events like the election winner)

>>69991379
hmmmmm..... really want to 'dora this but I kind of agree
what to do...

>>69991273
Doesn't surprise me. The people who own the sign are giant faggots.

They charge like hundreds of thousands of dollars to use it in a movie, and they technically reserve the right to sue anyone who uploads a video of it without permission.

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>>69991379

>>69991379
ahh yes clearly the propaganda has had zero effect on you. you're too smart for that

>>69991379
t.paki immigrant mad that the US bombed his desert shithole

>>69991369
>no tits
>no cock

why even bother?

>>69991405
says the guy in fucking birmingham lmao, your city has more people from pakistan than my whole country

>>69991423
>your city has more people from pakistan than my whole country
what did he mean by this

>>69991398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUdQ7gxU6Rg

>English green belt set to get 360,000 new homes

that'll do nicely to cover a years worth of immigration

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>started playing stalker for the first time today after 4 years
>progressing through at a good pace
>get to a part where i follow a guy and he stops at a manhole cover
>accidentally fall down
>new map loads
>use up all my fucking supplies getting through the underground area and get to the end and make it back outside
>the past 2 quests i've just done are repeating after i just did them and its impossible to finish them again because i dont have enough ammo and the enemies are impossible to kill
help

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#woke

>>69991444
probably implying he's from scotland
not really a country though

>>69991364
no, but his supporters are saying "he shut down a small corner of it and put an end to a small fraction of the torture so he's a saint in my books"

Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Glasgow
2. Edinburgh
3. Blackpool
4. Dublin
5. Leeds

>>69991491
mentioned

watched the last king of scotland and now i unironically love scottish people

>>69991458
There are neighborhoods in Chicago were he would be shot for wearing that shirt

>>69991458
>with a white women

ah yes race tratior

that boy needs therapy

>>69991529
shes not white mate

>>69991533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54&t=2s

Bloody hell Janny where are you

Cock in me thread innit

is it normal to have bonuses be around 30% of your salary lads?

Poor Katelyn

>>69991491
You're gonna get parred by Aspin's bars

>>69991491
>blackpool
>leeds
what on earth

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top 5 UK cities:

>grimsby
>norwich
>plymouth
>york
>sheffield

>>69991491
t. Airwrecka Jaquavius "AJ" McHaggis

>>69991542
>be american
>try and rob a shop
>get shot

just did a sloppy big shit
reckon the increase in my antidepressant dose is starting to give me the runs again

>>69991585
There are barely any black people in Glasgow. Scotland is like 99% white.

>>69991593
and balance was restored in the world

>>69991593
>try and

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>>69991555
You're that girl who copies my bars
You're that girl who is a retard
Look at your makeup, look at your clothes
By the way that you got a big nose

>>69991605
you're a bit dim aren't you

>>69991605
try and pose that enigma to /pol/

>be english shop-owner
>get robbed by an immigrant
>get shot

pound dollar parity tomorrow

you cannot go aggro louis

>>69991662
This genuinely never happens here.

mormons seem like decent folk. bit weird but nice people.

why don't bremainers move to the mainland instead of staying in the UK and complaining

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>There are barely any black people in Glasgow. Scotland is like 99% white.

5'8"

Getting really fucked off by agressively lazy neets on here tbqhwyf

>>69991491
All shitholes except for Dublin and Edinburgh

>>69991711
About 169cm

waiting on that first food van of the week

Need the pound to fall further so more foreign money can buy all of London

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australia
>>69990859
>NATO was created to protect European interests not American ones
what a retarded cunt you are.

need to go down the shop but cannot for the life of me be arsed

45 minute round trip on foot up and down a large hill, no car so I need to carry the shopping in a backpack and 2 plastic bags

>>69991760
Need Brits to fuck off

>>69991724
that fucking sucks

h-hey

so tired
so tired

but on the other hand i had a nice dinner
nice
look all gone
all gone

so tomorrow i have to drive to dublin
dublin of all places

i hate it

i hate driving around the m50
hate it

and that new
mohaiio
motorway
on the way up to dublin
god its so long
hate it
well
tis alright like
but
tis nowt'n to look at

but on the other hand its to go to the airport
dont mind that

might convert to Mormonism

>>69991800
No, I mean 169cm is about 5'8''

>>69991760
I was hoping nobody would bring up the great and secret Greek/Korean/Sri-Lankan/Lebanese purge of 2015

I'm afraid I can't let any of you leave

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>>69991801

>>69991801
>mohaiio

what did he mean by this?

>>69991760
>European interests

germany can't build an army, scandinavian countries are too passive to bother, so that leaves france. france can't even police their own people, let alone build a respectable military. on top of that, where would france/europe get the weapons from? the US of course!

europe as a whole it too divided to unite under one banner anyway, especially not with Fuhrer Merkel opening everyone's borders like a gaping asshole and filling it with terrorists which is spreading like AIDS across the entire continent

>>69991818
yeah i know, m8. it fucking sucks

>>69991841
motorway, but he stammered in Irish

>>69991801
>dont mind that
*thish

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>>69991662
that's not how robberies go down in the UK

>>69991889

i... i don't even...

>>69991889
>Not calling it R2 Dindu

>>69991889
man like j hus
fanta with no hice

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>>69991889

>>69991911
>>Not calling it R2 Dindu

>>69991889
aint nuffin showing he's a thief mate

>>69991849
Google economics

They wouldn't need to unite under one banner they'd just unite under destroying American imperialism so they can pursuit their own interests

wish i had a scar like otto skorzeny lads
have come close on multiple occasions but nothing that extends that far across my face

>>69991889
tbf that's the same policy here. you don't try and stop people stealing in bottle-os and grocery stores, you just call the cops after they do unless you have internal security.

>>69991931
>American imperialism

that so-called imperialism has brought us the longest era of peace and global unity the world has ever seen

not sure why normies love Buddhism so much

the core tenet of Buddhism is Nirvana, which means in simple terms, extinction. ending the physical world and reaching spiritual enlightenment by discarding everything material- that includes our physical lives and existence

>>69991968
because it's foreign and exotic but doesn't get anyone blown up

How do Poles get so many driving jobs? Just had an amazon delivery dropped off by an obviously Polish man who looked like he could squat a million.

>>69991931
good post

I was of deliver man today, first day job in England
do well good
deliver to man was fat very though

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Got an interesting look about her, like a model

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>the longest era of peace and global unity the world has ever seen

How did american imperialism bring about the pax britannica

>>69991967
>so-called imperialism
just imperialism lad
>longest era of peace and global unity the world has ever seen
Only in the first world nations that side with America.

>>69991974
in Burma, Buddhist extremists practice ethnic cleansing on the Rohingya minority group tbqh

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tfw no ukrainian friend

>>69992022
>Only in the first world nations that side with America.
everyone should adopt our way of life and live in peace then x

noooo way so you're- you're a uuhh a northerner, no? y-you're from the north?
"y'arite by gum right goin' down t'pub"
FUCK OFF with your victim complex.
FUCK OFF thinking you're better than anybody else.
FUCK OFF you're fucking northern, you're scum YOU'RE NOTHING!
my part of the country KEEPS YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFESTYLE TOGETHER
the people in London pay the taxes so that YOU can go on strike. So that YOU can enjoy your tea on the taxpayers fuckin' biw
YOU FILTHY NORTHERN SCUM.
YOU FUCK OFF ALONG WITH SCOTLAND. FUCK OFF. FILTH.

>>69992026
>female officer did absolutely nothing

hmm

>>69992026
I don't know how you're educated about it in the US but you don't engage someone with a knife
Stalling while waiting for the guy with the tazer definitely was the right thing to do

>When he fucking fell of
kek

>>69992083
I'm noticing a pattern
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06MhIOr7-bg

Regimes that will definitely fall in the first half of the 21st Century:
>People's Republic of China
>Democratic People's Republic of Korea
>Islamic Republic of Iran
>The European Union

i'm being a cunt

i'll shut up

>>69992117
fuck all of them

>>69992100
In the US advancing on someone from that distance while wielding a knife is legally enough to get shot in every jurisdiction.

>>69992026
>Cries when he gets tasered
Ah yes, the so called British gangsters.
>>69992048
I'm alright with being the labour aristocracy, I was just saying that It's coming to an end. What are we going to do when Africa's middle class arises? Who do we exploit after that?

>>69992100

well you know maybe if she HAD A FUCKING WEAPON she wouldn't have needed to "stall" for a man with a tazer. literally he could have lunged at any moment and shivved her right in the fucking gut whilst everybody is running around like goddamned chickens with their heads cut off for fuck's sake jesus sodding hell

>>69992100
it's more that they had to run away and put their lives at risk while they wait for the taser man to turn up.

a 15 year old kid did that here like 7 years ago and got lit up by like 5 cops lmao

>>69992151
>Africa's middle class
ah yes, the ones with TWO goats

>>69992117
>People's Republic of China
Why?
Do you think there will be another Maoist civil war?
>Democratic People's Republic of Korea
Why?

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>>69990606
Woke up early.
Morning prayer time.

>>69992161
nobody got hurt and the criminal went to jail
in america there would be 1 person who is dead from exactly the same scenario
which is better?

>>69992174
Do you know what China looked like before capitalism?

>>69992203
more trees, probably

>>69992161
not everyone's a pussy that shoot to kill instantly like in the US mate

>>69992199
>which is better?

the one where the police don't have their lives endangered and the criminal scum is in a casket

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tfw i never had a chance at life

>>69992117
hope chyna falls, would be good for the environment to have at least a couple years of respite from their fucking government projects.
Dunno if it'd be good if Iran collapsed though, could just be replaced by more extremists (but in a less stable environment this time)

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>When a cunt shares a video of their police

>Yank
>it's twelve cops shooting a shadow for being too dark

>Pom
>it's twelve cops dancing around a guy with a breadknife like it's a special edition of The Nutcracker

>>69992186
The Chinese government's entire mandate is based on providing 10% GDP growth a year.

If they can't provide that, then the people are going to want other things. Democratic things.

>>69992117
no chance on all 4

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>>69992151
hopefully the economic component of globalism has taken hold by then and we won't be facing any kind of serious war or poverty

>>69990606
Where have I seen this before?

>>69992199
i wonder what the death rates for third party civilians or officers would be like in similar situations. the US view is that the criminals life is worth sacrificing for the protection of others

>>69992199
>>69992230

and you know what i didn't even say she needed to have a gun. just a weapon. if you guys are so much against lethal force, why didn't she at least have a tazer? why didn't any of them?

>>69992252
Spy Kids

>>69992199
the one where the criminal with no respect for the lives of others got shot than the very possible scenario of a police officer being stabbed while they wait for someone who can actually do something.

>>69992026
hmmm ah yes, it'd be a bad idea for police officers to have guns

>>69992240
>Implying there isn't going to be a reformist and Kurdish revolution

>>69992245
what about iplayer?

>>69992258
they were probably passing bobbies just doing a patrol

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>>69992243
>like it's a special edition of The Nutcracker

>>69992243
>Le US cops shoot people because they're black meme

FOY

>>69992258
all this reminded me of a video i saw of a rowdy crackhead in canada being tazed about 10 times and then running off down the street haha

>>69992199
you're right, it'd be better if he'd stabbed the officer and stabbed the cashier. It was entirely at his discretion whether he would kill someone in that shop, they got very lucky that he decided not to

>>69992249
Yes but then we'll have extreme levels of inequality.

tasers should be standard for all police
non-lethal incapacitation for most with the occasional heartlet getting taken out of the gene pool

>>69992311
But he didn't

>>69992287

what is a patrol if no one is armed? you might as just say they were probably just passing a few lads out for a stroll down to the shop, because that's all the use they were in the end of it.

>>69992278
>le kurdish meme
they use child soldiers and massacre christians. Not a big fan

>>69992311
but he didn't cause he was a pussy

>Britain is one of the worst advanced economies for jobs, pay, and living standards

Why is our country so SHIT

>>69992323
perhaps

but if even the poorest of people have food, shelter, water and internet i doubt there would be much inclination to go to war

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>>69992243
i wish i was australian

>>69992334
>>69992344

yeah, because he chose not to. If he had decided to, there would have been nothing anyone could do, just sit there twiddling their thumbs til armed officers arrived. (see: Lee Rigby)

>>69992341
in the UK police patrol places unarmed and are armed for operations
the police don't exist to threaten civilians

>>69992343
>Siding with Iran over the k*rds

Iran won't collapse, it will just slowly get more moderate over many years as the older hardline Islamists in government die or are pushed to reform

The recent election was already a huge step forward

it's gonna take a long time but Iran will not collapse, just undergo reforms and become more moderate

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>>69992294
>Frenchman using the Reddit le

hmmm

>>69992360
>i wish i was australian

rape your sister and then hopefully they'll ship you off then

>>69992366
So he should have been shot for something he hadn't even done?

>>69992375
not necessarily siding with one over the other, just a bit sick of the epic "Kurds are fighting for western democracy and are really cool btw did u know they use female fighters?!?!?" shit

>>69992383
if they acquire nuclear weapons they'll definitely collapse under the fist of the US military

>>69992367
>the police don't exist to threaten civilians

why do they exist? perhaps... oh i dunno... to defend the civilians? but gee... how could you do that? without weapons?

nahh, in the uk police exist to write parking fines

>>69992387
I am a master of deception

>be american
>neighbour i don't like is going river fishing
>call the police saying he's a knife wielding maniac
>when they arrive he's gutting a fish
>shoot him on sight

ah yes

>>69992394
you should have to wait until someone actually murders you to defend yourself? Bit of weird logic there

>>69992428
kek

the cops would be pissed at you for wasting their time

>>69992428
#FLM

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anyone want to be friends? i'm the one on the left

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can't imagine how dire this country would be without the NHS and even that is a shambles

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>>69992354
>climate change
>ignoring soil erosion
why do you think they're pushing for hydroponic farms?

only the robots will survive the 21st century lad

just sayin

le le le

>>69992428
>be british
>on the tube when some nutjob with a machete decides to start gutting everyone
>have to wait for armed police to turn up
>in the mean time 5 people have been murdered
ahhhh yes, at least we aren't like those BRUTISH and SILLY americans

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>be english
>get bombed

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>>69992461
you didn't post the full image

>>69992472
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

>>69992367
lmao having a gun on the hip isn't a threat to law abiding citizens at all. if your lot carried, it'd be done like it is here where if you pull your gun unlawfully or without adequate reasoning, you can get fucking slammed let alone a dirty shooting.

the police exist to uphold the law and as such, provide protection to law abiding citizens if required. those cops are absolutely useless and are basically on the level of shopping centre security guards.

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>>69992406
>making no distinction between the PKK, SDF, YPG, KRG and Peshmerga

Not a big fan of the Kurds, but there's a pretty big fucking difference between the PKK terrorists and the KRG.

>>69992383
hope so, need to get a qt persian gf

>>69992481
this is a meme, right? there aren't actually places like this in the uk are there?

>>69992465
kek

asia is fucked

>>69992433
You should run away like those officers did, and apprehend the person safely.

>>69992498
yeah i know, the difference is the PKK is literal actual terrorists operating in civilian areas and the KRG just uses child soldiers and massacres civilians but it does so in a war zone

>>69992500
Pretty sure it's just retarded muzzies who stick that shit on lamp posts

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Bloody hell this scene was a bit grim

>>69992500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI

>>69992500
they put the posters and signs up but they don't mean anything
there's a strip of road with loads of kebabies in my city and there's loads of signs saying "THIS IS AN ALCOHOL FREE ZONE" but they don't mean anything at all and everyone still gets wasted and goes through them, if any muslims were to call the police they'd tell them to get bent

>>69992465
>Australia will have more water than Europe and the US
Psh, too easy.

>>69992504
beg that you're joking
such a pussy attitude. I run away, cool, im a relatively fast lad, I can do that. What about a kid? or an old person? someone who can't run fast enough? they shouldn't be protected?

>>69992498
>>69992522
why do you pakis know so much about durkas in those shitholes?

>>69992465
so reckon there'll be a great water/food crisis eventually then? the world pop. is just going to keep growing, arent we near 7.5 billion already?

>>69992528
?
>>69992522
t. osman oguluguglug

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>>69992500
this is what happens in a tolerant, multi-cultural society

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>>69992465
>they will all come to Europe instead of going to America

>>69992500
there are multiple areas that might as well be sharia zones. government donesn't care - just lets them do whatever the fuck they want. crime, slavery, FGM, child rape. all goes on and no one seems to care because its racist or something.

>>69992551
he's taking the piss m8

>>69992522
Mate are you autistic

The KRG isn't a military

it's the Kurdistan Regional Government in Iraq

Their military is the Peshmerga, who don't use child soldiers or massacre civilians.

HOWEVER, the Peshmerga have destroyed Arab villages in northern Ninawa, so they don't exactly have a 100% clean sheet either.

But then again if you look at what the British and US armies have done, you realize most armies don't have clean sheets.

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have an appointment to get my eyes checked for new glasses in a few hours

not sure if should go because i don't think my eye is healed fully yet

i'm tired of being half-blind in my left eye and i really want new glasses asap, but i don't want to waste money(it'd cost like $300) on new glasses if my eye heals by the time i receive them in a few weeks and the prescription is no good

>>69992552
>only le pakis know about world news XDDD
runt

>>69992551
the vast majority of confrontations resulting in deaths are between only the police and the suspect

>>69992582
>the middle east matters
paki

>>69992544
to be fair, i don't much see a difference between this and the christian belltower that rings 8 times a day. at least this is singing and sounds nice

>>69992601
FUCK OFF, LITERAL RASHEED

>>69992579
why what's wrong with your eyes mate?

>the one rorke that always gets mad when people talk about middle eastern affairs

>>69992583
that doesn't answer my question. You expect me to just bet my life on "well this guy PROBABLY wont try to kill me"?

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>>69992555
Yes and we will not have the resources to help them (or ourselves from them) either.

hope u survive lad x

>>69992474
>in the mean time 5 people have been murdered
except that doesn't ever happen you tit
in america terrorists have guns and actually kill people
our most deadly terrorist attack since 7/7 only managed one bloke
american terrorists attacks happen regularly and always manage to kill a few

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>be english
>colonise the world
>colonise shitty third-world AIDS-ridden refugee countries
>be upset when they move to the motherland and start fucking shit up

Nice. Serves you cunts right 2bh

>>69992619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jGLdBrpKtH

>>69992622
something sharp got stuck in my eye while i was sleeping about a month ago and it cut my eye in a few different places. it was real bad

it only started to heal about a week ago and my vision is still blurry and i'm not sure if it's going to get better or not

the doctor said my vision should return once the swelling goes down but that was three weeks ago...

imagine how much nicer the earth would be if every muslim vanished from existence.

>>69992562
TURKIYE BEST COUNTRNY BETTER THAN RUSSI.... SLAV HAVE BIG PROBLEM NOW
>>69992575
replace KRG with Peshmerga in what I was saying. Peshmerga most definitely does use child soldiers and has a track record of killing christian civilians

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Trump knows how to pull out that pose at any time. Maybe he has a body double

>>69992666

>666

eyup.

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>>69992564

>be yank
>voluntarily ship shitty third-worlders to your country by the boatload
>be upset when you give them more rights than your natives and they start fucking shit up

>>69992522
t. mustafa kebaböglu

>>69992649
mexicANO????

>>69992646
they only tried for one bloke, and fucking cut his head off in the street while the police officers went to the payphone to call up the police officers who are allowed to have radios to tell them to radio the police officers allowed to carry tasers to pass on the message to the police officers who are allowed to talk to the police officers allowed to carry guns to tell them theyre needed.

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>there is an actual rasheed in this thread

>>69992649
>euros aren't moving to turkey and the middle east by the millions
so karma exists huh

>>69992645
>58 years
kinda wanted to be young while the world goes to shit desu, oh well

>>69992646
>except that doesn't ever happen you tit
terrorism is getting more common in europe by the day. You can't base your ideas on "this never used to be necessary" or "this never happened before so it never will happen". 7/7 never happened- until it did. Also
>america has mass shootings because of gun laws
fucking hate this meme. Look at Switzerland, one of the highest rates of gun ownership per capita on earth. And yet, no mass shootings. On the other hand, Mexico has made owning firearms completely illegal and yet massacres happen there regularly. Entire towns marched onto buses and driven out to the desert to be shot. Mass shootings are an issue of psychology and ideology.

MASSIVE headache for almost a week now lads
think im dying

>>69992767
Is it like anuddah shoah

>>69992698
t. "let the kurds take over syria... the BBC told me they were Tha Good Guyz"

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spending a lot of time with my dad lately

he's getting old

>>69992767
same

might be because ive been eating non-kosher

>>69992835
how old is he

>>69992725
that's becuase the wrong response team was called out, the police should have responded to the call with an armed response team

>>69992649
>be English
>bring modern technology, education, and governance to mud, stone, and iron age peoples across the world
>be upset when ungrateful fucks overthrow you to run their own country, fuck up their own country, then migrate to yours to also fuck it up

>>69992835
>tfw wanna spend time with my old, successful grandpa
>cant because my dad ruined the relationship due money-related issues regarding one of their companies
:-(

>>69992851
old

>Firsty day back at Uni
>Need to leave in 15 minutes
>Incredibly cosy in bed

Fuck lads

>>69992905
going back on the 22nd
don't like to think about it

>>69992905
>"Firsty" day back at Uni
>act like a child
ah yes, unsurprising

>>69992763
>in europe
the converstation is referring to britain specifically
>>america has mass shootings because of gun laws
i never said this, i don't know what the fuck you're quoting

>>69992835
mine is getting old despite not being old, his body is fucked

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>>69992888
i said HOW old is he, as in what is his age

fucking stupid little cunt, don't even care anymore about your dad's age, hope he dies in fact

AAAAAARRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>69992962
u mad lad

converting to Mormonism and moving to Utah

>>69992977
not sure why you hate me as of now

>>69992988
what?

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>>69992975

>>69992853
hahaha or you could just have all officers strapped so that violent thugs don't have a window of time of 15 minutes in which they decapitated the poor cunt on the street in front of everyone or done something worse like killing another 5 or 10 which would have been easily doable in that time frame.

basically, they had the opportunity to kill more people because the """""wrong"""" police were sent in, but decided not to instead decapitating the guy they had just violently killed. absolutely NO room for improvement there mate, none at all.

>>69992962
wow mate, just wow

>>69992995
don't they hate just about everyone

>tfw grades smart, good looking, and likeable and still managed to fuck life up
life is a meme 2bh

>>69992977
>>69992988
>double dubs
>incoherent sentence from caralad
what did he mean by this then

>>69993025
nah just clog wearing cunts like you

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2875039/Scarborough-seaside-town-rebuilt-century-German-bombardment-left-18-dead.html

did a read