/brit/

nigger bum bum

>>69887276
would love to absolutely plaster that tattoo in jizz

cara

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creasing

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Really makes me think, by the end of 2017 this will be an independent country...

>>69887344

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FUCK
OFF

>>69887321
>>69887332

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Tali

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWtIE-iFK2g

rose > cara

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>>69887363

wish i lived in Gibraltar 2bh

>>69887332
>>69887276
why are these germans posting cara, and come to think of it kanker is probably some type of germanic heritage since dutch people are just like canadian german people.


caras last name is delevingne, not delesheissenfrtiz. back off....

you would actually be very surprised at how far a sneeze reaches, especially when you want it to

i can see a mark on the wall

>>69887041
>it's too late
not really, you've already broken up, why would you care about mugging her off. Tell her you don't want to meet

trudeau > trump

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Having some clean water, lads
Icelandic water is so clean that you could drink it, piss it out and drink it again and there would be nothing wrong with it
That's why yanks are literally obsessed with our water

>>69887389

also remember how they randomly put jessica chobot from IGN news on your ship in mass effect 3

wtf was that about

>>69887405
i respectfully disagree

>>69887419
>why are these germans posting cara
i was looking for caralad

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the bit on the side

>>69887410
ent she in stranger fings

>>69887434
Are you asking me to drink your piss because I will.

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Japanese pop

>>69887424
why do you even post here? you don't contribute anything, you seem like you don't know how to use 4chan, and you give the impression that you don't even want to be here

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Bash the fash lads

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>>69887362

>>69887455
Why do you post in, brit?

I'm not being mean, just interested to know.

ahh no the aussie rorke is back

>>69887455
I was a bit too nervous to ask x

>>69887358
good post

>>69887484
VAPID
ROASTY
WHORE

>>69887416
want to get drunk and conquer gibraltar with a few spanish people?

>>69887483
el peruANO

>>69887448
i'd shoot semen up her vagina

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Do you think you'll ever be happy, lads?

>>69887487
I am British. And /deutsch/ is literal cancer.

>>69887504
It's settled then.

just had a haircut and i must say i look VERY handsome

you would really be able to tell thst i am a normie

>>69887514
hmmmm sounds good

can my mom talk to your mom to set this up?

>>69887535
happy atm and for the past year or two

>>69887535
being happy is a meme

>>69887535
doubt it but i don't even want to be

my sisters boyfriend is a terrible person and is getting a surgery for a hernia this weekend


i have a request, please put him in your prayers before bed tonight lads. really hoping that he dies on the operating table

any devon man in

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Really like this picture

imagine being so young you care about new games consoles fucking hell

>>69887550
>>69887562
FONT

>>69887541
yeah it is

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>quarter to midnight
>just had a haircut

:-)

Friday 13th over soon, pity timelets who are behind, they'll get more bad luck

>>69887443
It was just the beginning, lots of games have references to internet "celebrities" now.

>>69887556
house rules? of course

my mom would be cool with it and she can even chaperone us on the trip. how do you think your mom will react to this?

>>69887546
>deutsch

what goes on there?

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https://youtu.be/wo-tg0M6r04?t=4m11s

me in the leather jacket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3KPHxopj7c

who 'members
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

that chicken eating nigger on 'tube is fucking despair

comment section full of man talking like this it's embarrassing

fuck london

>>69887643
>>69887647
>>69887658
no thanks

>>69887625
I love it when you're happy :-)

learning kraut

>>69887628
friday the 13th has been over for more than 9 hours mate

>>69887647
whites deported when?

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>>69887595
absolutely love his daily routine, its hilarious

>Northern Ireland govt literally about to collapse (yet again) under the sheer weight of its corruption
>Belfast couple in their late 50s both shot in the legs by the IRA when they wouldn't give them the whereabouts of their son who owed them money or something today

ah yes, Northern Ireland!

>>69887639
It makes this thread look practically normal. It's an abyss of autism and every thread is literally the same. Also it dies horribly after 12pm because Germans go to bed ridiculously early.

>>69887628

Imagine being spooked by a social construct

having a cheeky spot of bourbon before dinner x

How long until some shite uni offers a course in memes, lads?

:s

>>69887675
mine (the last one) is "the dickhead song"
it's funny

>>69887685
up da ra :DD:DDD:D

>>69887697
already doing one

>>69887669
>fuck london
Sad such a great city is filled with such utter shit people

>>69887484
understatement of the year

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got a tinder date soon, rate my fit

>>69887639
Austrians telling everybody how disgusting they are and swiss and Germans discuss until bumplimit if the next /deutsch/ will be a good edition or not

>>69887684
>allegedly lives the life of a carefree bohemian hippy
>does the same thing every day, has a routine

Completely calcified

imagine being attracted to oriental women to the exclusion of all other races haha can you imagine that haha

>>69887730
doesn't fit very well by the looks of it

>>69887730
lose the poncho

who remembers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano

>>69887759
VAPID
ROASTY
WHORE

cara is a social construct

>>69887747
almost all writers have a routine, its a huge part of the writing process 2bh

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In a perfect world...

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got a テンダー date soon, rate my fit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzqr5-f_LZ8&ab_channel=SoloVision
average yank /brit/ poster

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>>69887688
so i guess you live in germany then? how come?

>>69887694
continue

>>69887733
what do they discuss?

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x

>>69887733
what do you do in Germany?
Know the language well?

>>69887730
a serendipitous choice

>>69887803
Work. I teach English. Meme job.

have a think about how your years of computer has shaped your posture

>>69887808
rt

>>69887803
I've always been wondering why her Eyebrows don't match her hair

>>69887750
imagine that hahahahaha who would be such a beta to do that hahaha

>>69887795
who is this

>>69887697
Didn't Exeter Uni once offer a degree in David Beckham studies?

FFS

>>69887808
*doesn't retweet*

>>69887803
Hello Austria lad

V
R
W

>>69887831
do you ever get to bang hot german girls

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get me 'undred fags, 2 bottles a wine, bottle a whiskey and 10 cans a lager NOW

Is there a general about bicycles somewhere on 4chan?

>>69887852
kev sama

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>>69887848
think they match fine

>>69887877
hello

>>69887880
hmmm
quite like your interpretation of my post

shall be using it from now on xx

>>69887887
yeh

>>69887835
sitting in a herman miller aeron right now with perfect posture in a slight recline

>>69887808
*unfollows you*

>>69887887
what do you need to know my boy

cara is ugly

>>69887811

Brefugee is a thing now

https://de.reddit.com/r/germany/comments/5nlen3/brefugee_seeking_advice/

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/11/ich-bin-ein-brexit-berliner-how-one-brit-took-on-german-citizenship

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>>69887860
fucks sake

>>69887885
From time to time. Russia was easier. It's a tricky business, got to find the Anglophile ones.

imagine spending time with cara :(

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Some drunk lad just called a lass fat who a-isnt fat and b-is already on her last warning with the bouncers for fighting... I think it's going to get interesting.

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>>69887887
>he's not a /n/igger

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>>69887887

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>Get a cut on your hand
>Poo goes on the cut
>Infection
>Get a cut in your anus
>Poo comes out
>No infection
Explain this

>>69887887
Pictures of your mum on /s/

>>69887918
I wanna buy something shitty to go around in the city
>>69887904
where senpai

Which is the easiest board on 4chan to wind up?

>>69887920
>emigrating to the country most fucked by muslim """refugees"""

bad play

>going bald at age 19
>friends suggest "just shave it dude" "yeah i'd just take it all off"
fuckin hairlets man. literally the equivalent of "just be yourself bro"

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>>69887774

>>69887961
>>>/n/

>>69887808
*retweets*

>>69887941
keep us updated

sweet girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoJiUNcIhiM

>>69887957
WTF i hate hands now??

>>69887968
/sci/

they respond to my sledgehammer bait time and again

>>69887894
Only because they're moist in this picture

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>looks at you while in the lift

>>69887921
Just had a look at it was actually Staffordshire Uni/

Sheffield is the most geographically diverse city in England[1]. The city nestles in a natural amphitheatre created by a number of hills forming the eastern foothills of the Pennines, and the confluence of five rivers: Don, Sheaf, Rivelin, Loxley and Porter. As such, much of the city is built on hillsides, with views into the city centre or out to the countryside. The city is roughly one third urban, one third rural and one third in the Peak District. At its lowest point the city stands just 29 metres above sea level at Blackburn Meadows on the Rotherham border, rising up to over 500 m in some parts of the city to a peak of 548m at High Stones on the Derbyshire border; however, 89% of the housing in the city is between 100 and 200 metres above sea level. Over 95% of the population resides in the main urban area.

Sheffield has more trees per person than any city in Europe[2], outnumbering people 4 to 1. It has over 170 woodlands covering 28.27 km2 (6985 acres), 78 public parks covering 18.30 km2 (4522 acres) and 10 public gardens. Added to the 134.66 km2 (33,275 acres) of national park and 10.87 km2 (2686 acres) of water this means that 61% of the 362.38 km2 that the city encompasses is greenspace.[3]

Sheffield also has more types of habitat than any city in the UK. As well as urban, parkland and woodland it has agricultural and arable land, moors, meadows and freshwater based habitats. Large parts of the city are designated as Site of Special Scientific Interest including several urban areas.

>>69887968
/brit/

Colleen Nolan is crying :(

>>69887982
thanks will check it out

>>69888008
expired milk

>>69887958
pure bant
>>69887968
/fit/. Go there and say you're fat because of genetics

>>69887968
if i had to pick one board, gun to my head, probably /soc/

>>69887920
would be cool if a brit moved to germany out of some idealised EU vision of "we share the same culture" and then find out german culture is completely alien and boring

>>69887968
/pol/ is filled with newcunts

just post "BUT SHE WON THE POPULAR VOTE??" and you will get AT LEAST 400 replies

>>69887828

haha yes, serendipitous

*surreptitiously checks google*

>>69888008
this should've been an actionpost, delete and try again

Got a mullet lads

>>69887920
hmmm have you done Karneval?

>>69888008
*shoves her away from me*

what's your favourite board demonym lads?

mine is fa/tg/uy

>>69888006
wouldn't that make them fit less since they're darker and the hair is lighter?
also moisture joke

>>69888008
she looks slovenian

>>69887973
there will more than likely be a cure or at least a fantastic solution to baldness in our lifetimes

>>69887968
make a pro-trump post on /tv/

>>69888083
guten tag ahctung shtukenfleega :D

>>69887968
/b/ is so easy just say "feminist" or "trump" and the (You)s flow like milk

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>>69888018

At a Mexican restaurant lads, need the Mexican to give me a recommendation

>>69888111
You said the magic words
*Spurts my milk on you*

>>69888061
fa/tv/irgin is good

>>69888103
Fliegerabwehrkanone to you too

*laughs so hard 2 giant tears fly out from my face*

>>69888035
>/fit/. Go there and say you're fat because of genetics


yeah but most of the posters there are in on the jokes. /fit/ will lose their shit almost over everything but its for dramatic effect and for fun. same with /pol/. getting riled up is part of the personality of the board in a good way not a bad way, unlike reddity boards such as /sci/ or /x/ where turbonerds take everything too seriously.

>>69888008
looks like my dad

>>69888083
Wet/moist hair appears darker. Thus it matches her dark eyebrows

>also moisture joke
xDD

>>69888142
faheaters

>>69888166
hot

schmetterling :D

>>69888162
most of those people aren't being ironic mate

>>69888147
/sp/astic

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How's /GF2017/ coming along lads?

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Queen Rosemary the First, by the Grace of God Queen of this Realm and of Her other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith.

>>69887968
/fa/ and /mu/ are pretty easy to goad, probably because they're full of angsty, humourless fuckwits who take themselves far too seriously and cannot handle people not liking what they like.

/brit/ can be too. Especially when you call out someone bragging about themselves and they get really offended because they fail to convince people.

/pol/ used to be, but it's heavily moderated now so nothing really gets off the ground.

>>69888142
im not mexican, but i rather enjoy the word chimichanga

>>69887968
/pol/
Literally anything you post there will get some folks pissed off

>>69888208
whats her youtube?

>>69888192
>tfw ex in high school used to find this word really cute
jesus fucking christ mate i did not ask for these feels

>>69888142
80% of the menu will make you shit yourself


also dont eat mole sauce

being unironically ironic in my absurdity

OH FUCK
OH SHIT
I'M CUMMING, I'M CUMMING! OHHHH FUCK I'M CUMMING! OH FUCK ME

>>69888240
FONT

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woman love a wet hair man

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>>69888170
oh i thought you meant the eyebrows, the hair on her head doesn't look moist at all, maybe a tad bit oily

>>69888200
that's fucking fantastic

>>69888208
you posting in that rose thread lad?

>>69888207
so far so good

i think im equalling or even outpacing my personal record of 0 gfs from last year

>>69888162
i think the only place on 4chan where people are actually in on the joke and spot bait very easily is here

>>69888240
baited

>>69888042
They'll just moan about how shitty Germany is until they come back here and blame thatcher for everything.

>>69888280
that's a man

is the refugee influx into Germany really as bad as they say?

I picture it as something similar to a walking dead episode where hans and frida are cautiously skulking around everywhere with the ever-present threat of about 100 random muslims just appearing from behind one single tree to sexually assault them to death

wish i was european LADS

>>69888256
wish i could hear a gril say this during sexual intercourse

>>69888280
cara looks like jennifer anniston if she were a man

>>69888236
randytaylor69

>>69888008
in love with this girl desu

>>69888020
interesting post lad keep up the good work

>>69888302
Yeah, and you turn into a Muslim if they rape you

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>>69888290

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*enters a Mexican restaurant*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8E_Uaaoy0U

>>69888301
>>69888325
WTF i love men now!

>>69888302
that'd be an amazing tv show 2bh, its so good that it just has to be made

>>69888302
over 1% of their population are now "refugees" and rising fast due to their high birthrate
germany is lost

>>69888302
>>69888302
I doubt it, Sweden is much worse if you look at the stats and I spent two weeks there in the summer and barely saw any muslims, Norway was full of them though

In gwidh ristennin
i fae narchannen
I Lach Anor ed ardhon gwannen
Mithrandir, A Randir Vithren!
Ú-reniathach

Just told girl i consider her a friend and she said "aw thats nice"

What does this mean?

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>>69888280
on /r9k/? no, that place is dire

>>69888381
that means you have a girlfriend mate

>>69888326
shes fucking shit

>>69887658
unironically like the song. not just the message

funny seeing how similar our hipsters are

69888381
that she doesn't like you

knew a lad who claimed his willy sounded like a squirt gun when he was cumming

>>69888405
I'll put you in the ground m8

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>>69888387
im posting in there right now too, and you are correct

>>69888402
Explain la

>>69888280
I meant her hair in the picture you posted here>>69887894 which is moist and thus appears darker
When dry it's dark blonde and doesnt match her eyebrows' colour

>>69888425
bring it on queerbait.

fuck you and your fake plymouth

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>>69888434
delete that pic of my gf mate

>>69888446
girl-fr- never mind

>>69888387
>>>/r9k/34122494

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38605842

>Southern flood """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""defences"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

just had a good idea to become rich

i can become a real estate agent right and get you guys to buy some very expensive homes right, like the most expensive ones u can afford, then and ill take a huge cut then you guys default on the homes and stop paying for them and ill give you a cut of the money we definitely have enough people in here to do this and maybe if you all get your families, friends, neighbors, cousins, etc in on it we can get a high level real estate pyramid scheme going lets do it

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>>69888452
i don't think it is moist though, that's just her roots

>>69888473
you wish
so do i

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fancy maccies for breakfast

tummy's a-rumblin'

>>69888513
delete this pic of my gf NOW

(aha im so alone)

>>69888510
>the most expensive ones u can afford
not saying much with this bunch

business idea: walking into motorway traffic

lol drumpf

>>69888513
So she's dyeing her hair?

decided to get enchiladas mole poblano

>>69888351

me tomorrow when i take psychologically dangerous amounts of drugs

Sometimes i wish i would have gone down the easy option in life and become a builder, or a binman

>>69888554
me and my mates got a stern talking to by a copper when we played 6 lane frogger

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>>69888544
no, i will share with you instead

>>69888565
i don't think she has much control of the color of her hair at all when she's modeling tbqh

just realised all i've eaten over the last 3 days is a 2 tins of beans

might take a break fro the booze

hurts just... a little bit

>>69888544
imagine not being alone?

heh .... would be great


>>69888549
it'd be really easy to run this con

"my rich austrian socialite friend is looking to land this house whats the best price you can give us..."

"*introduces seller to a lad from /brit/* this is duke wellington of the hampshire estate and hes looking to buy your home..."

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>>69888493
happens to me all the time

>>69888459
can't be worse than the real plymouth
white ghetto

>>69888574
Doing my noggin in here, trying to work out how being a fat NEET is the hard option in life

>>69888574
what option in life did you take?

rolling for how many press ups i do. last 2 digits

>>69888623
really made me think
really, Really, REALLY, REEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY made me think

>>69888603
the gf on the (left)

>>69888636
cant even IMAGINE such a thing

>>69888603
1 >>>>>>>>>>>>> 2

>>69888659
>not 69

>>69888648
Not being a builder or a binman. Regret my decision

>>69888603
Iirc she always had this dishwater blonde hair. I don't think you can dye it that way

i hate niggers
like if you agree

>>69888569
good lad

proper mad how you can take a pill and not be hungry why don't fat cunts just do that

>>69888699
you're probably on an easier path right now 2bh

>>69888530
Why does he hate Italy now?

can't stop watching that girl hang, watched it about 50 times

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>>69888688
truth

>>69888701
you can bleach it, of course

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Find a flaw

>>69888735
???

>>69888745
don't like the artificial blur

$80 a gram better be quality

>>69888720
you mean those fibre pills?

>everyone has stopped posting because they all want to get >>69888888

>>69888696
yeah you raise a fair point, rolling for a higher number

how do i tell my friends I'm a closet rorke

>>69888721
Nah, being able to be as dumb as bricks. Have work finish when you leave the site. Would be great

>>69888735
wew lad
lad wew

Not me

i think itd be really nice to actually like

seduce a girl for once

all me

>>69888745
muh irish heritage

>>69888809
>friends

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fuck off

might watch some an*me

>>69888745
clam chowdah

>>69888832
CRASH

>>69888777
>777
lucky

the pozz cuckold

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>>69888776
Let's see

>>69888776
all me

england

didn't even realise there was a GET

>>69888776
uhhhh not me. I don't want it

last line of coke

how do i tell my friends im a rasta

I urinate and masturbate into my sink and I don't even consider it do be a dirty habit.

>>69888887
OFF BY ONE
F
F

B
Y

O
N
E

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>it's a JF tripfag get episode

hmm not a fan

>>69888888

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>>69888745
makes landscape architects cream themselves but it's practically useless

>>69888886
>>69888887
losers

>>69888818
Unfortunately that's not how it works at all.

>>69888887
>being off by one

>>69888889 can get fucked too

>>69888829
>tfw if I'm just around a girl for an extended period they fall for me

And now I'm fucked because once you leave school, girls don't have an obligation to be around me for extended periods.

>>69888833
from what I hear its all minorities and collegefags/hipsters these days

>>69888971
FONT

>>69888961
Have several mates in both jobs. They get to piss around all day.

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me in the brown shoes and black suit

>>69888737
Just look at her hair line. It's still naturally dark blonde. It's just about the lighting

i got a (you) from the mexican

>>69889039
where?

>>69888987
sally's probably seen more black cock than a prison shower the rotten cow

>>69888874
if man is 5
if man is 5
if man is 5
and the devil is 6
and the devil is 6
and the devil is 6
then GOD IS 7
GOD IS 7
GOD IS 7

>>69889026
No you don't.

I can't speak for the trash fuckers but construction is not a job for lazy idiots.

>>69889039
me out frame jumping off a skyscraper

In my mind I'm gone to Carolina

>>69888921
Used to get high every night in my en suite when I was in sixth form. Utterly fucked the toilet, ended up pissing in the sink for two years. Eventually my dad smashed down the door and found the zoot-end filled and piss-stained sink.

Bad times, but I look back on them fondly nonetheless.

>>69889085
I do. It is

>>69889044
maybe. she also fills in her eyebrows so that's something to consider

got a great post saved up, someone make a nu

modest estimate: 100% of the girls who live here hate men who dont have cars

>>69889111
You don't. It's not.

>>69889099
FOB

>>69889085
being a builder in britain is abit different lad

>>69889126
Reasonable.

building is a job for turbonormies

gurantee you runts couldn't handle the banter

*gets drunk and listens to the band*
ah yes, canadians

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this was actually really good......

who here /petrolhead/?

>>69889144
Have you ever done it?

>>69888760

it's on bestgore

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4111988/Katelyn-Nicole-Davis-12-livestreamed-committing-suicide-cops-t-stop-video-shared-online.html

>>69889129
I mean, if you find being a builder really hard it's your opinion i guess, but just because you have trouble mixing some concrete and building walls doesn't mean others do

>>69889157
>>69889157
>>69889157
new

>>69889176
literal rasheed