/brit/

aishanime

FUCK OFF BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM

in all serious though my gang is harder than yours

white people aren't racially conscious

i think that's a good thing

more races should do that

>>69885159
Bro I'd shag the one on the right to oblivion

>>69885213
>race

no such thing

DESPISE the left. Absolutely hate Muslims. Hate wogs. Hate foreners.Hate pikeys. Hate refugees. Hate pakis. Hate gays. Hate special needs lads. Far right nationalist and proud. EDL, PEGIDA. Love the pub and football

>>>/wsg/1485559

NIGHT OF FAIYAA

the only difference in race is skin tone

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>being a brit
>not being a citizen of earth

the world is a scary place lads

feel as if things are changing too rapidly

Thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kcdRBHM7kM

Anyone else at the university of cambridge? am bored

>>69885198
>He doesn't know about the Yakuza porn scene

WTF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwbaeiLe1Ag

>>69885252
good lad

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>poorva scotia

Orlando bloom honestly doesn't even have a big knob

>>69885252

nationalist means left wing

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Pretty quiet so far which is to be expected in suppose. Filling in time by playing classic rock.

just rode through a residential neighbourhood while banging pots and pans

>>69885231
you're thinking of ethnicity

And this is why I hate hollywood. Full of adults, with child like behavior. Paid millions, not working hard, just to act "dramatic" in a sheltered world. Trying to tell the plebs watching their crap movies, how to live a liberal life, and be defenseless.

>>69885322
play Free Bird

>>>/wsg/1481732
>yank enters /brit/

>>69885322

play galveston by Glen Campbell

>>69885361
It's actually playing right now lad.

>Pakis knobs are smaller

proof?

>>69885322
missed this gimmick. where are you and why?

>>69885354
acting is child like behavior anyway

>>69885406
Ask any school girl in Rotherham

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>tfw to smart to have a race

>>69885281
ah yes coercing sluts into signing exploitative JAV contracts is similar to controlling the heroine trade in a country and causing a significant amount of the annual murders

>>69885352
no, ethnicity is real
race is not

discussing a purchase of the ol' fairy dust with a druggie mate

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>reposting the same thing from the last thread in the new one

all those dislikes though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTYidWBC8-4

>>69885441
>goes on to confirm that he genuinely does not know about the Yakuza porn scene
top lel

>>69885390
Queued up next.

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morning lads :)xx

>>69885424
do you like hi-standard lad?

if the Mexicans are so precious, why haven't any libs said they're moving to mexico

>Not that you'll ever spunk in anything except your left hand.


what did he mean by this? who does this?

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>>69885395
Noice

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>>69885417
I'm djing at a club

She's cute

>>69885481
howling at these dumb fucking leafs who think they know everything and get btfo in any stupid argument they enter

>>69885550
what kind of club? what sort of music?

>>69885559
#savage
#NOchill

>>69885518
*ruffles your hair*

morning cutie x

>>69885550
ah the old spotify "dj" gimmick

>>69885550
enjoy the way dj's pretend they're musicians when you basically just press play for a """job"""

>>69885608
bit gay

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>>69885522

dirty floor lad you know that girl has bounced on a rugby lad's dick by now

Some cheating wanker just went 169-8 on battlefield 1 I am LIVID

>>69885596
Dance but it's quiet and will be for another hour so I'm playing some classic rock and stuff as there's a few oldies in

>>69885629
close second

>request the guardian web page
>"How can Britain exit the EU when Britain doesn't really exist"
hmm

>>69885565
Every fucking time.

>>69885522
me on the right getting the ol 'ab

Doing a flesh bond on my clean floor

>>69885615
Most djs aren't musicians, I don't count myself as one, I just know enough about music to know what will keep people dancing, it's easy money

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Why do people think this Paddy faggot's chat show is actually good, or is it just a meme?

>>69885524
as a westaboo, i look down on j-rock scene

https://twitter.com/lilacwiiiine

aisha's new *old* twitter

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>>69885702
Down with this sort of thing.

>>69885648
call it evens

>>69885437
>Asian
>non-white

http://www.strawpoll.me/12101366

http://www.strawpoll.me/12101366

http://www.strawpoll.me/12101366

*gets booked to dj at a quiet cocktail bar*
*drops this*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg6tUve1EZ0

>>69885721
hi-standard are fucking great lad you're missing out

>>69885644
so you dont mix or anything. just load up a playlist and press play?

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>>69885518
sort your life out m8

>>69885721
have literally never heard a j-rock song in my life, nor has anyone i know. if that makes you feel better

>>69885559
>ChildLine volunteers are on call 24 hours a day, but we need YOUR help

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>You have technicians here making noise. No one is a musician. They're not artist because nobody can play the guitar!

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>>69885779
shant

>>69885768
Love a bit of hard style

>>69885656
>>69885481
please explain the yakuza porn scene to me yazuka expert

>>69885702
yanks love it for some reason

i think they hear the irish accent and nuh heritage kicks in

>>69885821
>hardstyle
are you taking the piss

IF YOU WERE AN ACTOR, WHICH ACTOR WOULD YOU MOST BE LIKE. PAST OR PRESENT.

Mine? Probably Mc Lovin guy

>>69885851
Drum and bass*

>>69885851
this.

its gabba.

>>69885796
timestamp proving you are jap and not a weeb

>>69885763
Sports cigarette 2bh

>>69885652
>Jayden is writing Guardian articles now

>>69885472
emma stone is sexy

bleeding out my arse a bit

The problem with the world is that the stupid people are full of confidence whilst the smart people are full of doubts

Best New Meme of 2017 >>>/mu/70319611

>>69885823
They torture and gangrape thousands of girls on camera. Like, actual, genuine torture and gangrape. Not pretending.

>>69885870
it's more hardcore than dnb but the clamps is a dnb artist so they stuck some in there
too hardcore to call it crossbreed though (that's more like cooh or gancher & ruin)

>>69885871
it's industrial hardcore (which derives from gabber obviously)

that was a shit song

>>69885898
Not sure if this is true

arrived in my glasgow hotel

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>br*tish w*man

absolutely disgusting

Japanese porn is weird

Saw a video of a Jap fucking a nipple once. Actually penetrating a nipple.

>>69885591
he's back

>>69885773
hmm
care to give one title?

why do people born in the 80's critize their own generation

DNA contains memories from past generations

Don't want to move to London lads, but it might be an inevitability.

going to bed lads

night night

>>69885989
substantiate your bold announcement

>>69885917
>torture
>rape

why are the jap authorities sitting on their hands about this?

also if this is even slightly true then that means japan has one of the worst rape problems in the entire western world

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>>69885989
Do you dream about me reaming your mum up the arse then?

>>69885956
Ah yes, male privilege

>>69885973
>>69885973
>>69885973
>>69885973
PROOF NOW

EVERYONE LOOK HE WON'T PROVIDE PROOF THAT HE'S NOT JUST A PROXY

>>69886032
Misogynist.

>>69886028
good banter from a german

maybe because im reading in a german accent

>>69885989
Do you remember taking black cock then, since your mum did?

now there is a Cyber Security Advisor in the white house

>>69885776
Sort of, I have my gear with me to mix and whatnot but the way this club is, they are happy with just a bit of Crossfade. I have a playlist I made this afternoon but as the place fills I'll see what sort of crowd it is and what works for most people and customise it based in that. Sometimes they want it slow and grindey but sometimes they want it techno as fuck.

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just had a wank to niggers, 2bh

>>69886062
delete this one mate

>>69885989
:^(

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>Pancakes? No sir, those are flapjacks!

>>69885956
aaaaaah yes
someday, if we all work hard enough, get good paying jobs, exercise, make ourselves constantly available and funny and entertaining... some day we can all get a wife like this.
:)

>>69885956
what the FUCK is jousting?

>lip sync battle

what is this tripe

>>69886061
I aim to please

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>you could have saved her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmxtmb1Noyk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo-tg0M6r04

>>69886088
>he does the virgin post

mate...

>>69886076
shant

>>69886109
Shall not...

>>69885989
would be cool if it did. Several generations ago my family got very rich on steel mills but somehow that went to a different branch and we're not rich. I would like to know what it was like

>>69886062

yes

it's also possible to remember being in the womb

>>69886089
It's when 2 people ride past each other on a horse and try to poke each other with pig sticks

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>>69886041
why, yes, i am a proxy weeb?

>>69886109
why do people watch this?

>>69886106
can you tell me that german joke about the dog with no nose please

maybe on vocaroo

>>69886158
>>69886158
do a vocaroo at least

>>69886157
no icenigger she used a car, its some sort of chav game

>>69886158
yes, that's exactly what you are you fucking idiot, you're fooling nobody

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>69885989
>posting some cracking concept in famous vidya
>gets 5 (five) you
admiring this

>>69886112
sorry mate, the missus says my "me time" is up for the day, got to cook her din dins now. She's in a bit of a mood at the moment though, will probably keep my head down. Hope she feels better in a couple of days, maybe she'll let me lick her out

>>69885901
wtf I hate flamingo now

>>69886109
Is that the girl who livestreamed her suicide on Facebook?

>>69886209
>eating at this time

WHALE

Narcissism
https://www.instagram.com/p/BO7nBb4D7sG/

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should i give this video a click y/n

>>69885159
The left one looks like Nicola Sturgeon

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big friday night in with the /brit/ lads

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>>69886209
>he virginposts TWICE

mate.......

hey boys whats poppin'

>>69886177
>icenigger
Harumph. I could say the same about you
Now make like a tree and 'LEAF'

>>69886226
yeah haha she is a bit on the heavy side, but i can't really ask her to come to the gym with me or she'll probably kick off. Anyway, as I said, must dash

>>69886235
It's Buzzfeed, so no you mong

>>69886225

Yeah

>you will never convince your shy gf to let you have period sex

why. even. LIVE.

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2016 was year of the practice gf, how many did you try out?

>>69886235
no but you should search for the subject and click a non-Buzzfeed link

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having a cook x

>>69885901
b--b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but I thought all asian women were perfect pure innocent little cuties

what is period sex?

>>69886247
yeah you're right, shouldn't complain. I could be single! that'd be far worse!

>>69886109

If she had tried ASMR she could have 100k subs and a patreon and have saved enough to emancipate from her family

>>69885836
this show doesnt even air in the us bruv

>>69885702
they ply the guests with tonnes of alcohol (Norton himself is usually already half-pissed even before he arrives at the studio) so they're all pissed when they come on and they just talk complete nonsense and its great viewing

its a free-flow format where all the guests come on at once (bar the music guest) so theres no real structure .. just a bunch of pissed celebrities talking shit

>>69886246
We not good enough for you mate? Well jog on then

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all I had to say was "yeah a coffee would be nice"

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Do you have a good relationship with your dad?

Last time I saw him he started telling me how I wasn't a real man and I punched him in the face and cut contact

>>69886260
its banter, NORDEERRRNN BRODDDER

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>>69886295

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>>69886325

>>69886295
cooking lvls?

>>69885956
obviously shes an awful person but

i would like to point out that this is what people get for hanging out with crazy fucks. avoiding crazy people is a life lesson everyone has to learn before they get hurt, not after they get hurt.

brain damage will be a thing of the past in 20 years though they'll just jizz a punch of horse stem cells in his brain one day and he'll be ok

Anybody have the Gordon Ramsay x Hillsborough disaster gimmick ?

would like to see it posted

Many college students have gone to college and gotten hooked on drugs, marijuana, and alcohol. Listen, stop trying to be somebody else. Don't try to be someone else. Be yourself and know that that's good enough. Don't try to be someone else. Don't try to be like someone else, don't try to act like someone else, be yourself. Be secure with yourself. Rely and trust upon your own decisions. On your own beliefs. You understand the things that I've taught you. Not to drink alcohol, not to use drugs. Don't use that cocaine or marijuana because that stuff is highly addictive. When people become weed-heads they become sluggish, lazy, stupid and unconcerned. Sluggish, lazy, stupid and unconcerned. That's all marijuana does to you, okay? This is mom. Unless you're taking it under doctor's - umm- control. Then it's regulated. Do not smoke marijuana, do not consume alcohol, do not get in the car with someone who is inebriated

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>>69886177
>she used a car, its some sort of chav game
Is Britain actually the way it is depicted in all the mayms?

>>69886319
sex for a short period of time, like 10-30 seconds

>>69886343
ye he's alright

too depressed to wank

>Ask jap to post proof he's japanese
>Can't even do a simple vocaroo

fuck off you pathetic cunt

>>69886343
yeh i do. we travelled across Cuba together when i was 18.

we might go to Northern Spain this year.

>>69886280
Honestly didn't expect facebook to have so much extreme material on it, first there was those people streaming their torture of an autist and now live suicide. ISIS is probably going to show some crazy shit next.

>>69886336
None of these on at the moment are pissed.

>>69886340
stop thinking about it. Nothing you can do now, no point

im a virgin who gives good sex advice and im going to start a blog, i'm collecting ideas for articles and i'd like to ask you - what types of questions about sex would you like answered?

>>69886027
They aren't. They've been trying to crack down on it for decades. There's been several high profile successful stings.

You can look this up, you dunce.

>japan has one of the worst rape problems in the entire western world
>western world
Fuck me, you cannot help yourself.

>>69886424
Here, lad. I'll sort you out
*Puts on a washing up glove*

>>69886319
well, when a girl becomes a woman her body goes through changes. and she starts getting a special visitor each month...anyways the long and short of it is that guys like to stick their willies into womens menstruating blood-soaked dead uterine tissue filled fannies.

>>69886405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAxKsT9CZQ4

>>69886360
97 atm

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>not having john "gaymen rider" el-englishteachersan smith filtered

>>69886340
People think your weird if you ask for coffee now, you have to say a skinny mocha latte.

>>69886295
>having 99s in runescape
grim

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>>69886405
feeling quite devilish

>>69886319
the best

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What's your most favourite ever meme, ladarinos?

>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/38616652

>Speaking about the difference between US and Canada, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau strongly reaffirms his support for feminism, immigration and Muslim nationals.

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https://youtu.be/6GbD20h8-_4?t=815

Doing a listen lads

>>69886465
Is it bad practice to want to 'fuck' your loved on vs. 'make love to'

>>69886464
gonna get drunk and text her

>>69886465
Is it true that women can't get pregnant when they're on top because of gravity?

What the hell is wrong with freddie roach?

Is he a stroke victim?

>>69886506
fuck off noob

still didn't get it

>69886482
incredibly unfunny post

>>69886473
Stop fucking replying to him. Just ignore him FFS.

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>>69886473
japan is part of the western world bud

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>he bikes to work/school

>>69886574
I bet he's the same wanker who found the idea of being drunk on a plane to be entirely beyond his realm of understanding.

>>69886465
what does it feel like, physically and mentally

>>69886561
because you're a spic cunt

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prospective gf

sexo con una mujer que esta menstruando

>>69886581
hahahahahhahaha

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>>69886527
>canada

>>69886608
pissing off deathcages since 2012

watching graham norton, 4/5 guests are yank

>Leafs think any advanced country is "west"

cackling

>>69886630
*recommends her to a friend*

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>>69886528
thats glasgow.

>>69886638
cant wait for red chair! haha

>>69886656
Very good.

wha me seh? rude gyal mi criss, a nuh matey this

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>staying in on a friday

>>69886656
grim

>>69886541
mate that'll just depress you further.
Here to make you feel better i'll tell you about a time I actually went for coffee with a girl about three weeks ago. She was an iraqi qt and I spent the whole date talking about how Saddam Hussein wasn't THAT bad. Then at the end of it I sort of half hugged her (can't even remember if i did this. Think i might have just stroked her arm? Idk something autistic).
Anyway I've moved on at this point cos theres literally no point thinking about it

might play all the mass effects

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having a think

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Feel obligated to go out drinking tonight but don't want to

Might just order a pizza and stay in instead

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/38618631

Ahh yes the totally unbiased BBC tells us about all the times horrible white people have played non whites in films and conveniently don't mention pic related that they made

>>69886696
>what are exams

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>>69886581
It's time to stop

>>69886717
know a girl who looks almost exactly like this

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>>69886717
>tfw no older mummy gf

>>69886709
if I'd have gone back to her house there is a 90% chance we would've had sex

I am livid at my own spasticity

>>69886612
also the same repressed leaf who would dump a gf is she ever sent him nudes

hmmm, genuinely surprised to all these yakuza pro ITT

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/11956620/Why-Japans-yakuza-mafia-wont-be-handing-out-treats-this-Halloween.html

>>69886581
Also they're genuinely white

>>69886713
good lad

andromeda is coming out in march which is way sooner than I thought

Havn't even met liara in mass effect 1 yet so need to get a move on x

>>69886759
well you've learned for next time

I dread the day someone asks me to name some of my favourite songs or artists, all I listen to is mixes on youtube and I don't know the names or artists

The japanese and chinese literally do not have a culture. Their culture is almost entirely western derived. Its been happening since the meiji reformation in japan and more recently in china and south korea.

Globalization = spread of western culture to every corner of the globe

>>69886638
Gosling's a leaf

*reforms Prussia whilst you're not looking*

>>69886821
Just say: What ever is on the radio
Shuts people right up

>>69886779
EA are massive cunts though. going to be DLC'd to fuck.

>>69886862
OI

>>69886861
same thing xddd

>>69886821
Then just make up a name you mong, they literally don't care and are just waiting for their turn to list theirs

>talking to two black grils in my office
>one of them, my supervisor, was telling me about a really good denzel washington movie she saw recently
>told her im interested in watching it, also say that denzel is one of those high actors who's almost always in great movies, that if you see hes in a movie you know it'll be good
>she agreed and said she loves denzel, then says that other people always say the same thing about will smith but that she doesnt like most of his movies
>other black girl and i agree but i do say that some of his stuff is ok
>we start talking about will smiths only decent movies and the conversation is going well
>ask them if they've seen that movie "seven pounds of flesh or whatever"
>supervisor clenches up her face in disgusts
>other girl screams "i hate that movie why is will smith tryna alwayz make me sad...... i hate movies like dat..."

i guess that one was 2 deep 4 them................

message to them just incase they read this because they google their names all the time: jo and naica if you're reading this im givin you girls a shout out. you know i love you but i was uncomfortable in that moment when yall went off like dat ya dig, like yall went in so hard that i wuz actually scared.. but its koo.... we can bury the hatchet n let our bygones b bygones. peace.

>>69886879
>What ever is on the radio
at a reasonable volume

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be american get shot

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>>69886779
>Liara

>>69886821
are you the lad who listens to Best Brutal Dubstep 2016?

feeling a bit sad haha

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>>69886340
>>Do you want to come down this weekend then?
>Oh no, sorry, I'd have no way of getting home
>>You could just stay at mine
>You don't have a spare bed
*23 minutes pass*
>>Oh nevermind something else came up
Guess which one was me.

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my uncle is a literal stonemason

my granddad was a very senior mason

there's no conspiracy, it's very easy to join

all I have to do is ask to join and I'll be part of the inner cult

folowing my drunken text I've agreed to have a coffee with the ex gf tomorrow

this is a dreadful idea but I couldn't say no. need to be killed for being a mong 2bh.

>>69886911
err no

>>69886901
whenever i see this post i have to check pol to see if there's a happening thread

Doing a big jobby. x

>>69886883
yeah :/

I usually boycott EA because they are cunts (or atleast buy the games a year or two after release) and I didn't even get the mass effects at all until last year so I paid less than a tenner for all three, but I'll deffo just bite the bullet and get andromeda because how could I not

>>69886903
bet you romanced kaidan

>>69886933
it will only end badly

>>69886920
Just fucking explain yourself to her you salad

>>69886933
are you fucking stupid
text back and cancel you fucking retard

>>69886771
>>69886612
have no idea what the fuck you're talking about with the plane... but that wasnt even my argument about the nudes

i said I'd never date a girl that sent nudes to lads and i'd never send nudes myself

but keep attacking strawmen like the cretins that you are

>>69886963
What makes you think that?

>>69886978
What's to explain?

>Oh sorry about that time you invited me to stay over at your place and I had a fucking autism attack, do you still find me an attractive prospect?

>>69886962
tbf, some of the additional quest content for 2 & 3 is good (i pirated it). the weapon and skin packs though are pure shite.

>dude lmao just get some hobbies to distract you until you can die naturally

>>69886964
i know

>>69886991
it's too late mate, i'm resigned to doing it

>>69886535
no, its perfectly normal and the girls even like it from time to time. show off your desire for their body, immerse yourself in the moment. sometimes you need to unleash the animal within and just go at it and have a good old fashioned fuck.


>>69886542
i've done a lot of research on this after i heard about it in steve carell's biopic "the 40 year old virgin," and it is a controversial subject but i've found that in practice its false. the rumor came from rat studies. human pussies are different and human sperm can swim through gravity waves pretty easily.

>>69886613
it feels great

:)


>>69886630
im glad she espouses the idea that a man should wear protection. very healthy sexual behavior.

>>69887004
am i right?

Impressive

the entire /brit/ without a single /cara/

>>69886933
haha i couldnt say no! now i have to go theres no way i can cancel! woooaaah my feet are walking to costa on their own, there's no way i can stop this!

>>69886772
just a simple google search and you can know anything

>Staying in on a friday night

Nothing you lot say could possibly offend or upset because I know you're all the outcasts of society.

Going over to the mates for pre-drinks. You're all welcome to come stand in a corner awkwardly until you leave.

why do white lads find it so hard to talk to white girls?

you're pathetic, they're your own people and you can't even connect with them

>>69887004
not him but liara is the best
>>69887036
yeah I heard, I ended up just reading about them for the story but never actually bought them, like leviathan n that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE

>>69886933
whats so bad about this? is she an awful person?

>>69887029
Do you have another bed?
If you do just say you thought your house was a mess and you had no sheets or something of the sort

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>>69887057
No

what a genius

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eak_ogYMprk

>>69887084
lol

>>69887083
going to the gf's soon

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>>69887075
oi

>>69886779
remember, jack is the best waifu

>>69887100
yeh you could just watch playthroughs on youtube also.

>>69887084
white bois can't compete

>>69887110
No lad, you've misunderstood. She invited me to her house. She invited me to stay over, in her house, in her bed. And I said no.

>>69887113
ok thats acceptable.

just voted for jedward

>>69887118
This dude is constantly the man.

Meanwhile, we have Ted Cruz running who thinks angels and demons are real, and that the world will soon end with a Biblical apocalypse and he'll float up to heaven.

>>69886759
yeah but the opportunity has gone. she pressed. you blinked. it's over la. it's been over for awhile now.

>>69887113
The hoody outfit made shepard look like a sperg.

>>69887118
i hate him so much

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how do you revise a whole module in 2 days?

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the gf

>>69887172
>we
chicANO aaaaaaaaj

>>69887079
it's called being a human being you fucking sociopath

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>>69887133

had no carbs for 5 days despite lifting heavy 3 times this week and had no marijuana for 3 days


time for a psychological de-load haha

having rice, a cheeky banana or two, and smoking my brain into oblivion

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Would you still give me (You)'s if you knew I looked like this?

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>>69887177

>>69887217
degen'

>>69887234
hmm yes

>>69887135
had her die in mass effect 2 and wasn't remotely arsed desu

don't need a turbo edgelord on my ship

had ten pints and got to drive in 4.5 hours

what do

>>69886933

rak off normie

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>>69887133

>>69887184
You just wing it

>>69887271
just fucking qshbgy8wduiokflu

>>69887271
drive now instead

>>69887222
only if you showed me your genitals

>>69887222
id probably give you 40-60% more (You)'s honestly

this person looks very cool

I take pride in never having given a (You) to an American in 3 years of /brit/posting

It just won't be happening

>>69887234
I assumed that outfit was a reference to some weeb cartoon so I didn't bother with it.

>>69887321
>>69887321
>>69887321
>>69887321
>>69887321

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>>69887276
good post

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Feels weird that this year this will be a country

>>69887276
are u the nazi who used to post barefoot asians in /cum/

>>69887184
judge the common exam questions using past papers and hope luck is on your side

>>69887340
it's already a country, it's called spain dickhead

>>69887113
also had tali die in mass effect 2 on my first playthrough, Didn't fully upgrade the ships shields and she got BTFO while standing in the engine room

again I didn't care too much she was probs my least favourite of the original crew, ended up letting the geth exterminate the quarians later on too


>>69887177
I like that full face helmet shephard could get in 3, it altered his voice slightly, don't remember what it was called but it was cool