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i stole this image from my japanese friend edition
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Buffy
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Peppermint or Spearmint?
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>>69858877
there is no food in the world that will make me feel happy
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/brexit-cadburys-freddo-bar-price-hike-toblerone-brexit-gaps-owner-maker-mondelz-international-a7525086.html
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*enters the thread*

alri
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>>69858893
Peppermint
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>>69858902
*shoots you*
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Germans celebrating their famous holiday "Octoberfest"
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>>69858893
spearmint is for twats
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Business idea: move to the czech republic and become "czechlad"
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>>69858893
Peppermint, goes well with incense 2bh
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>>69858902
alri mate, bet you hate Mondays haha
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>>69858933
looks more like the bdo character creator
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>>69858893
spearmint or you are literally a plebian
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need a redpilled qt gf desu lads
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>>69858933
>Australians don't have any significant holidays besides r u ok? day so they celebrate octoberfest, st patricks day etc
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>>69858962
Boy, fuck you John, you dumb, white guilt, milk toast piece of human garbage
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>>69858979
>defend
defend what, burger?
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>>69858989
it's milquetoast you fucking spastic
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>>69858987
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Sorry_Day?wprov=sfsi1
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>>69859012
that's not a word
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considering a software developer apprenticeship 2bh
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>>69858893
>tfw Allen's don't make their spearmint lollies anymore
aaaaaaaaaaa
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>>69858998
A & B its clearly an overwatch clan
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>>69858987
You're just jealous you don't get to play rowdy games of two-up on ANZAC day.
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i assume that every swedish poster is black
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>>69859013
that's not a holiday though and the only time i hear it exists is from /int/
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>>69858987
Think we have mostly the same holidays as you 2bh along with Australia Day (which is coming up soon, I expect some VERY good birthday presents from you lads)
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>>69859051
why? an american would be more likely to be black
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haitiANO
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>>69859066
>ah yes lets celebrate st andrews georges & davids day down under
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>>69859033
I have a 17yo kid doing that at my work and he's useless
still getting paid though so yeah, go for it mate
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckservative?wprov=sfsi1
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>>69859066
Aren't there always controversies every australia day
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don't like australia day as a pale shut-in
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>Yank comes into the thread
>Has to be about cucks

Thou cannot fabricate such feces
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>>69859175
INVASION day
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>>69859163
Some abos and closet commies (see: residents of Melbourne and other nests of champagne socialists). Don't think enough people care for there to be any changes though. One city tried to "move" the day and they got shut down by both state and federal government.
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>>69859108
had a 17 yo kid a my work doing that and he was beyond fucking useless and getting paid 4 quid an hour

lmao what a waste of everyones tiem
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>>69859199
do the abos have a nakba
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How is it that girls know when you're about to cum?
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>>69859242
FUCKING MACHINES

(or are you the other israeli)
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>>69859263
They don't, you can often surprise them.
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>>69859263
It's usually about 5 seconds after you put it in them lol
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>>69859263
porn isn't real life mate
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me doing the washing

http://is2.4chan.org/pol/1484302190212.webm
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>>69859263
they don't

you're meant to tell them
stop watching porn
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what would a swede be doing in /brit/ anyway
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>>69859271
the fucking machines israeli doesnt post here anything besides fucking machines which he does once a month or something
telling me to post fucking machines is a gimmick invented by triggered rorkes that dont like seeing the israeli flag in this general
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>>69859302
Britain is open
pls send fdi
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>>69859325
We don't get many Israeli flags, except machine fucking ones
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me
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bored of existing and it's only 9:30pm
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>>69859390
go to bed
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kek im the cocaineposter from last night sicne then i spent 300 quid on sex chat lines talking absolute shite. i got one of them to break down adn admti she was 52 when she said she was 28 it was hilarious it seems they're not even allowed to cut you off since you're payong fucking shit loads. they tried to get back at me by taking the piss about how much money i was spending and i just told her i was buyign her dignity and she started crying AHHAHAHAHA
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>>69859387
>makes me hit 5'8 early-ish
>never grow again
ah yes
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>>69859108
>>69859212
I've been programming since I was 13 and have 2 years of a BEng in compsci at UCL under my belt. I am definitely not going to be useless.

I'm only doing it because I dropped out and don't want to work as a binman
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>>69859302
to learn about british culture, humor, colloquialism, and slang, which is the purpose of /int/.

why are you here, burger?
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>>69859390
It's 11:30am mate absolute state of you
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>Met some british lad on Killing Floor when i was 14-15
>Became friends
>Pretty much shared our hardships through growing up
>Apparently his friends were pretty shit
>He had no real ambitions in school but he really wished to work in vidya
>In the end he stopped his studies and failed several things to start working in vidya
>From what i heard his family was kinda stoic
>Sort of found refuge by being a furry (he fucking despises the whole thing now)
>Has pretty much proven me he's an alcoholic
>Has a shitty job at a cheese factory he hates
>Agrees with /pol/ on some extent

Think he might even browse this general
Feel bad for the lad, warm feelings to him
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>>69859274
>>69859286
>>69859295
Its jut that every girl I've fucked seems to moan more and become more active and breathe heavier when I'm about to cum.

Maybe its just because I'm fucking them a lot faster as I find it pretty hard to cum and If I stop for only a little while it will take me ages to build back up again.
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>>69859390
BRISBANE
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>>69859409
I'm drunk and laughed uncontrollably at this

wish I was rich enough for that
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>>69859444
hmm

you're a virgin
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>>69859444
t. deano
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>>69859456
Nope. Last had sex on Tuesday night.

But maybe you are?
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>>69859444
>virgin posting in 2017
the absolute state
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>>69859434
did you think you were being super clever by using the word stoic? it seems completely out of context and strange. and it's "to some extent" not "on some extent"
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no idea what to do for dinenr its so fucking hot

could run down and get a shitty maccas feed, or cook either

1) eye fillet steak and veges

2) veal fillets with mushroom butter

3) a tin of tuna


looking for some help making this decision
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>>69858866
Why is Karen so shit?
She ruined the Anglo-Japanese Alliance!
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>>69859409
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>>69859444
>he does the virgin post
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wish depressed phimosis suicidal turtleneck bruce would fuck off and never come back desu
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>>69859469
I'm having sex right this moment
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>>69859510
GOOD post
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>>69859451
wish i wasn't. i'm too fat for summer
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>>69859489
are you the fat aussie?
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>>69859469
I'm not a virgin, but your post just reeks of utter virginity
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>>69859456
Whys any of that hard to believe
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>>69859444
virgin status confirmed
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Is she pretty?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO_u-EkJZ8E
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>>69859453
honestly it's fucking hilarious ring a sex chat line they're all middle aged women lmao. one woman was talking about her dogs for ages then i asked if she would piss on me while i wanked and she just went quiet and said ""uhhmm ok"" ahahahahhahaha honestly you can push it so far i even got one of the slags to admit she had 3 kids in their 20s and i asked if she'd ever seen her sons dick and did she like it
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>>69859417
dont need to apprentice with that background

just make sure u got something of a portfolio
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>>69859510
i don't wear turtlenecks
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>>69859543
the post just oozes virginity

LOOK AT IT
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>>69859551
for a slag
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>>69859456
>>69859474
>>69859509
>I know, I'll call him a virgin, that'll show him

>>69859541
Have had sex with 7 girls over the space of 2 years.

Maybe I'm just retarded.
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>>69859551
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>>69859557
not sure about that

I applied to a few but they didn't even bother replying
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>>69859556
Have you been up literally all night doing drugs and calling sex lines?
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>>69859551
no she looks like a mannequin
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imagine the state of phimosislads bellend. probably encrusted with smeg. what a dirty cunt he is.
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>>I know, I'll call him a virgin, that'll show him
>Have had sex with 7 girls over the space of 2 years.
>Maybe I'm just retarded.
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Okay, how about this one
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>>69859572
>maybe
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had phimosis when i was 4
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>>69859551
>>69859617
these are both trannies
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>>69859551
oversized nose throws her facial symmetry out of the window
also too much makeup and hair products
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>>69859601
yeah i was meant to be in work at 9 am rang them up told them my car broke down in the road and the recovery truck never turned up and my car got taken by the police for blocking a public highway. they sounded really concerned and asked if i needed any help HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. thinknig of railing a bit more coke and just showing up for the last 4 or 5 hours of work and seeing how it treats me
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>>69859617
>normiebook file name

Just give me the url so I don't have to search it up myself lad
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>>69859608
that used to be the case but i stopped producing smegma a while ago for some reason
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>>69859645
hey judeanon, hows it going?
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>>69859647
https://www.instagram.com/dhaidai/
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>>69859658
you have no way of knowing
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>>69859658
you on hrt lad?
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>>69859663
>bangkok university

b-benis?
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state of this weather
>cold but not even frosty this morning
>lightly snowing when I leave the house
>proper snow on commute
>starts raining, washes the snow away
>stops raining
>blowing a freezing gale
>now blindingly sunny
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>>69859674
i can sort of roll the viewing window around and it seems fine just unhealthy
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haha UK has the best tv documentaries
https://my.mixtape.moe/tkxwcn.webm
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>>69859661
alri
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>>69859698
haitiANO
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>>69859680
no i don't have any feelings of being a lass
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>>69859683
Guaranteed
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>>69859712
tough
you're a girl now
that's how it works Mary
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then i let the alpine play
i was bumpin new shit by nwa
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https://www.instagram.com/nonny_rush/

Is this one too far gone?
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women scare me

marriage moreso

want kids though

quite the conundrum
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>>69859751
don't know what you're on about tbf(rank)
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>>69859805
>wanting to make more people suffer
you are SCUM
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https://www.instagram.com/ellfie_rush/

Think this is the scariest one yet
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>>69859805
adopt
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>>69859805
>want kids though
adopt an african child
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>>69859805
this 2bh >>69859858

youre american, anon, might as well
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>>69859792
>>69859841
mental illness
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https://mumbrella.com.au/news-colleagues-go-war-419291

gosh!
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>>69859841
doesnt look like a real person
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>>69859891
>>69859896
Would you fuck it though
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the gf
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>>69859880
Sweden yes
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>>69859841
Ah yes

https://www.instagram.com/angelyunmi/
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>>69859905
How Can Our Fucks Be Real If The Girl Is Not Real
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>>69859858
>>69859880
it's not funny anymore
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back from gym, was busy af. showered and shaved. time to eat hehe
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Look how high this dog can jump
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>>69859922
why is it only asians doing this creepy shite
extreme use of plastic surgery like this is reserved for 70 year old rich white women in the west, youd never spot a white girl looking like this in a western country
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why drink and drive when you can smoke weed and fly?
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watched hypernormalisation last night and decided I am never watching or reading ANY news ever again
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>>69860013
>wanting a white girl
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>>69859981
fascinating
*walks away*
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>>69860013
They're too smart and go crazy from it
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>>69860028
>Diversitywach player saying this

Can't make this shit up
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Never had phimosis because I don't have a foreskin
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>>69860005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc25oizBFnE
they just love to play
good doggos
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just got back from my little saunter out. asked some crackhead looking woman in the middle of town to suck my dick for 20 quid and she said she'd do it but then i noticed she had a kid with her and asked to put him in the back so i fucked off after jamming my hadn down her trousers hahahahahaha
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>>69860051
Fuck off back to Algeria abdullah
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>>69859858
>>69859880
Shameless
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>>69860013
is it okay for goys to go to israel and marry a qt jew?
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>>69860040
>too smart

what
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>>69860021
My sis lost her driving license because she still had weed in her stream
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This is beautiful

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38606507/student-raises-more-than-10000-after-parents-cut-her-off-over-black-boyfriend
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>>69860083
Too much intelligence makes you go crazy
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>>69860125
Why are there so many pom shitters who pretend like they have more in common with Euros than other Anglos
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>greeks are all swarthy hairy retards
>see milo yiannopoulos
>hes greek
>hmm.png
>mfw i find out he's a jew
real greeks really are subhumans
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>>69860172
me in the blue skirt
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i wish i had a british friend

a lie tho
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still cant believe i spent 300 quid on sex chat lines over night lmao. i called vodafone to check how much i'd spent and their call centre is in fucking egypt. i asked the young sounding egyptian girl with a horrendous grasp of english to charge me the whole amount straight away then what she thought of mubarak. then i asked her if her pussy was tight and she had no idea what i meant so i just repeated VAGINA over and over as loudly as i could and she said she "cleaned her vagina recently"
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>>69860175
oh

i must be a genius then
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>>69860125
literally nothing wrong with the american method

>cut up food at the start
>eat away with your dominant hand

obviously it looks silly at a posh dining table type thing, but for casual eating it's perfectly fine
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Women wearing pants, yes or no?
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i just use my hands 2bh
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>>69860172
Why do american kids think their parents need to support them past the age of 18?
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>>69860226
that's a man
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and then there was a scottish guy whom i could make a friend but i failed
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>doing a suicidal thought
>not even coming down off any drugs because I haven't done any in weeks

hmmmmm
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>>69860226
not those sort, don't like the stitching/how it sits
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>>69860190
musta been something to behold
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>>69860246
>doing drugs
absolutely degenerate
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scottish people are the swedes of UK

prove me wrong
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>>69860235
because it's polite and helps them get a good start in adult life
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>>69860219
it looks fucking spastic lad. they swap hands, hold the fork in a spacky fist and stab their food while they cut it all up into tiny baby bits, then swap hands to eat with the fork because their tiny minds can only operate cutlery with any dexterity in their good hand. also FOY
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>>69860242
u need a scottish bf pal?
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I don't want non-whites to suffer or die I just want to stop being reminded that they exist
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>>69860273
t. still lives off mummy and daddy
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england > wales > ireland > ulster > scotland
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Chilli 'dines, brown rice and broc for lunch tbqh
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>>69860267
>letting the government tell you what molecules you can or cannot react with your own molecules
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>>69860291
No one needs a scottish bf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEaZyYOLUUk

just consumed my red pill for today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEaZyYOLUUk
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why are asian men the most feminine out of all the races
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>>69860300
good post
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>>69860306
I don't

I pay my mum rent
my job doesn't pay enough to support me living on my own since rent costs too much and I don't earn enough to justify a mortgage
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>>69860235
no one consents to being born, parents should have to support their children until its not necessary anymore in the eyes of the child
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>>69860291
Why did her hair look so terrible in the first series?
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>>69860184
we have more in common with Aus/NZ than US, and about as much in common with the US as France/Germany.
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>>69860323
>out of all the races
what do you mean? there's only one race, the human race, mate
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wonder what is he doing now

he could be in japan but not sure
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>>69860319
Don't watch her regularly but in over a year she still has the same garbage recording material
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>>69860349
sweden yes
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>>69860323
>race

no such thing

use "subspecies" instead
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>>69860226
girls in calvin klein pants = hot as fuck
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>>69860331
>my job doesn't pay enough to support me living on my own since rent costs too much
Not an excuse, I live in the one of the most expensive places in the country to rent and I moved out years ago.
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>>69860323
southern europeans are actually
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>off work for the next 11 days
>stash of 4F-MPH from before the psychoactive substance bill is all gone
>have literally no hobbies or interests

need to find SOMETHING to do... or snort
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>>69860331
>i dont

yes you do idiot.
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>>69860334
Doesn't change the fact that the parents are NOT LEGALLY OBLIGED TO SUPPORT HER ANYMORE
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>r/unitedkingdom still hasn't accepted the results of the eu referendum
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>>69860367
you know im right
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>>69860376
it is a fucking excuse

fuck off with your yank-tier behavior
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>>69860384
nah, far east asian men are. Italians look like spice boys, granted, but not as bad as Korean '''''men''''/
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how did pants come to mean underwear in the queen's?
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>>69860414
race is different to species my brown loving friend
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>>69860384
Hairy bald manlets aren't feminine.
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>>69860402
morally they are
>wow you turned an arbitrary age now everything is different
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>>69860406
>still going on such terrible subreddits
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Needed a dog to herd my sheep so I got a chihuahua because all breeds are equal, you shitlords
*camera pans to a sheep chewing a collar*
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>>69860443
>race
no
such
thing

literally a made up word that's a carryover from 19th century silly shit
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>>69860406

errrrrmmm, it was only advisory, people didn't know what they were voting for, we didn't vote on the terms of brexit, only 28% of the entire country acutally voted for brexit, democracy is overrated :\
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why yes, i ike /brit/

the best place for mumbling to myself
waiving communication
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Today's ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx1GVy0twfg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcMhgCVdr8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64H--8kOco8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSjFy1_7nMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1KAZ_YxE0Y
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>Wenger on Arsenal's supposed bid for Torino striker Belotti: "That's what you call today fake news."
what did he mean by this
>>
>>69860481
i disagree and you're wrong and there's nothing you can do about it :-)
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>>69860516
not an argument
>>
>>69860415
>yank-tier behavior
What? Yanks lives with their parents for much longer than us.

>>69860453
If they don't want their daughter dating a negro then they can do whatever the fuck they want, and hitting her in the wallet is perfectly acceptable.
>>
2 poms moving in next door a week from now, what should I expect?
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>>69860529
heh i win :D

britain btfo once more
(next time it will be by shitskins and there is nothing you can do about THAT either heh)
>>
>>69860551

depends what socio-economic class they belong to
>>
>>69860555
I'm going to assume you're the phimosis aussie so I'm going to be happy that you have a dysfunctional cock and leave it at that
>>
>>69860334
If their daughter is over the age of 18 and still relying on their parents for money and she's doing something that they don't approve of then they have every right to cut her off financially.
>>
>>69860510
>men
>nogs
>Asians
This is garbage anon
>>
>>69860575
i don't get involved in political talk
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me and the gf
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>>69860605
>>69860575
wait i thought that was about brexit for some reason but its still not me
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>>69860603
Sorry that I appreciate a greater diverse selection of ASMR than you~~~
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>>69860653
BREGGSIT MEANS RED WHITE AND BLUE BREGGSIT
>>
Nofap since January 1.

Have a fetish about jacking it in a brand new place like a hotel or resort with new sheets to make filthy.

Wat do?
>>
>>69860574
Retiaries, I'm only acquainted with noisy dickheads on jobsites.
>>
>>69860597
>parents DO NOT have a right to cut off the group of molecules they call their offspring if the group of molecules has only been bonded for 17 rotations of the earth's molecules around the sun's molecules and 364 rotations of the earth's molecules around its own axis
>parents DO have a right to cut off the group of molecules they call their offspring if the group of molecules has been bonded for 17 rotations of the earth's molecules around the sun's molecules and 365 rotations of the earth's molecules around its own axis

ah yes, fascinating
>>
>>69860679
book a hotel room
>>
>brexit happens
>everything becomes more expensive
>hard brits work harder to afford more expensive things
>economy flourishes
Thoughts?
>>
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>£1 Battery
this'll be good, I can tell
>>
>>69860696
>what is law
>>
>>69860729
P↑WER
>>
>>69860715
na

country's full of lazy cunts
>>
look im not racist ye, but when I walk through the market its like walking through yabbu dabbi or whatever

that's why I voted out, british jobs for british workers and that
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>neetrunts on r/unitedkingdom are praying that UBI becomes a reality so they don't have to get a job.
>>
>>69860778
who will die off
brexit is a catalyst for natural selection
>>
>>69860729
Kid you not my mum bought this exact thing (except in pink) the other day. She bought it because she thought it would come with a cable she could use to charge her iPhone (a lightning cable). Of course it came with a micro USB cable which she promptly forced into her iPhone.

Feel really bad for my mum sometimes. Like she has wasted her money here. If she had just let me know I could have bought her the correct cable and saved her the bother.
>>
>>69860778
Lazy cunts will die due to not being able to afford stuff. Natural Selection
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>>69860796
>UBI
ah yes communism here we come
>>
>>69860796
Why are you reporting something that no one here gives a shit about?
>>
>>69860796
but what is the other option when the runt jobs run out?
>>
>>69860738
>ink molecules on finely sliced and dried tree molecules define the limitations of the interactions of human molecules

TRULY fascinating
>>
>>69860801
she must have bought it in poundworld
they sell iphone cables in there too
>>
>>69860841
You don't have a job, clearly
>>
>>69860654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0h37TIRzqo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX4SsNpFg3Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NO6TJoMYzE
>>
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>>69860829

private property will be abolished and the workers will control the means of production?

Count me in
>>
kek been up all night out of my mind on cocaine about to go to work to work until 5 just to show my face since i missed all morning. got about a third of a gram and 9 fags to sustain me lmao
>>
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L.O.L., Luke Akehurst looks like an angry beet with glasses and hair instead of leaves.


>>69858866
>>69859490
STERF STERF STERF
>>
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>>69860696
>who gives a shit about social structures or family or anything, humans are just a bunch of molecules lmao you fucking religious idiots
>>
>>69860872
I do actually. Not a good one though.
>>
>>69860922
nobody cares
>>
>>69860926
Weren't you voted the most racist country in Europe
>>
>>69860958

there was a vote?
>>
>>69860958
couldn't be, I don't remember being asked
>>
Is there anything more tragic than asmr 'roleplay'
>>
>>69860958
I wish. Hungary is definitely more based than us, though.
>>
>>69860998
having phimosis
>>
>№69860487
>“waiving communication”
>implying communication was ever offered to a Nip.
>>
>>69860953
i might be a pathetic drug addict who fucks randomers and prossies constantly but my life is infinitely more interesting than 90% of the retarded spastics who post on /brit/
>>
>>69861010
just kill yourself
>>
>>69860998
Nowt tragic about the patreon money they get (except the desperate males who are paying them).
>>
>>69860998

the plays of Sophocles
>>
>>69861020
nobody cares
>>
>>69860998
my life
>>
>>69861020
you sound like you're going to kill yourself in a couple of years 2bh

still, at least you'll be going out with a bang
>>
http://pastebin.com/uFEjjX0Q
>>
>>69860998
Les misérables

Yes the FUCKING BOOK
>>
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>>69860482

>if the vote had swayed the over way it would be written in stone, but since im a remaincuck nope its advisory and should be ignored
>>
popped a molly i'm sweat
>>
just read a VERY good article about the commission and facilitation of warcimes within DevGru lads

never realised how shitty those two guys who came out saying they both shot osama are desu
>>
>>69861083
You're a bookend mate
>>
>tfw your vote sways the over way
>>
i just.....
i can't.
the fucking racism here.
you people are ill
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet...
>>
Flying out London city airport on a small plane in a few hours tbqh
>>
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>>69861023
one day lad
>>
>>69861112
post the link and i'll give it a peruse
>>
>>69861146
beat it danskjavel
>>
>>69861151
do you get to bring friends?
>>
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ah, yes, i see the one appeared
it could have not appeared tho


i think it's a kind of poisson process
lambda less than 1
>>
hmmm

ah yes
>>
>>69861174
yes, one (girl)friend.
>>
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>>69861219

JANE?
>>
>>69861165
https://theintercept.com/2017/01/10/the-crimes-of-seal-team-6/

just a heads up, it's fucking long as but easily one of the best news stories i've read in ages desu
>>
>>69861219
lot of loyalty for a hired girl
>>
wouldn't it be hilarious if one BT gases billing department drones just dropped dead in the middle of a shift from a cocaine overdose while veerything seemed 100 percent normal lmao
>>
>>69861240
Read it too. Expected something more... extreme. Like how airforce blows up families every few weeks. Mostly was shooting them in the head so they went pop for a laugh.
>>
*jävel*
>>
>>69861258
>BT gases
?
>>
>>69861239
>>69861248
kek
>>
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>>69861240

that right there is some liberal muslim apologist crap

seal team 6 are heroes god bless america
>>
teeth feel weird lads
>>
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>>69861304
javel.
>>
300th for Babestation
>>
>>69861323
american betas are something else
>>
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>>69861330
>teeth feel weird lads
>>
>>69861330
they look weird too hahaha jk jk jk
>>
>>69861289
it's all within context desu. they're trained to be the absolute best, and they're chosen based upon theyre level headedness. the entire thing was more a commentary on how the acts were a manifestation of slipping expecations within the unit like when the writer discusses the move from clean cut guys to bearded, long haired tattoo'd looking guys.

i was surprised by how much the majority of the operators hated the guys who did it, and basically reported them whenever they could.
>>
>>69860998
When my mum backed over the dog

>>69861083
LA-MIS?
>>
>>69861330
teeth cannot feel.
>>
some mental just bit me
>>
>>69861430
Yeah command fucked up definitely, not enough discipline and too much embracing of the savagery inherent in Americans. McRaven putting the boot down was good.
>>
>>69860361
all her videos are the exact same
she admitted it once
>>
>>69861474
got bit by a mental at greggs
>>
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ah yes
>>
>>69860876
>anna
my man
>>
>>69860319
Take the tranny red pill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etVBJg5zLE0
>>
whats the mosst fucked up porn you'll admit to wanknig to? i watch grills drink each others piss and have been pissed on myself a few times. i can only tolerate that ncie clear water piss though thta turns me on the yellow shit is horrible
>>
>>69861545
Girl took a poop then got her butt fucked then pooped some more
>>
>>69861504

>try praying

didn't work, it's still there
>>
>>69861545
How is that remotely attractive
>>
>69861330
charlie

>69861474
harry
>>
>>69861545
have wanked to:
hetero porn
multiple girls (1 guy)
lesbian (including lesbian orgies)
solo girls
>>
>>69861545
wanked to high tail hall a couple times when I was like 14
>>
>69861580
lee
>>
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>>69861545

children's summerwear catalogue

don't tell anyone
>>
>>69861545
Some guro and some furry
Felt bad about both doe, but sometimes the art is too good
>>
the office numale just used the urinal next to me when I was pissing first

APPALLING behaviour, we all know this violates the lad code
>>
>done all my laundry
>cleaned my room
>gone gym
>took rubbish/recycling out
>showered, groomed pintle, shaved, cut toe nails
>ate lunch

hhhmmmm
>>
>>69861545
I'll admit here that I've jerked it to futa porn

IRL I'll admit to wanking to stepmother-stepson porn depending on who I tell it to
>>
>>69861545
that's pretty basic

honestly i think i'm getting pretty bored of wanking
>>
>It was reported that in 2011 the family made over £100,000 in advertising revenue from the video. The profit from the video was enough that the family could afford to purchase a new house.

100k
ok
>>
>>69861545
Same size vore
>>
>>69861485
did laugh at the guy who said those guys who read that book and took its message literally in dealing with combatants were fucking morons hahaha. cant even imagine how bad you have to fuck up to go from being revered as a hero to being banned from the compound entirely lmao
>>
>>69861730
>>69861730
>>69861730

NEW THREAD
>>
need a slag to slob on me knob, pronto
>>
>>69861672
>lad code
Fucking cringed at this
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