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Emma edition
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cara
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cara
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Need to get a haircut lads
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dara
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If you feel your country doesn't represent your internal values do you change your values, promote a change in values for the country or move to somewhere that closer represents them?
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>>69861837
same but i don't want to look in the mirror for that long
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mara, of the rooney variety
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anime
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>>69861854
move to somewhere else and convince them to change to suit me
t. paki
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bit cold out
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farah
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what's the plan for today
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>>69861864
patricia or kate
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>>69861854

change your values

f'ya can't beat em...
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tara
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>>69861920
about to drive to work just burning up a doobie and finishing my 10th beer lmao. stayed up all night probably going have to just do cocaine as soon as i finish again and sleep all saturday
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>>69861920
put smarties under my foreskin
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Gotcha
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what's a good darknet search engine? so much of that shit is utter nonsense
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>>69861928

patricia, kate looks like a chimp

p.s. I just learned of this whole "rooney" is their middle names thing, interesting
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where do I sign up for the patriarchy?
it's time I started milking this thing
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>>69861920
Eat fifty tomatoes
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>>69861966
grim

>>69861973
nice
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>>69861974
hmmm.... i think this is meant to be ironic
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>>69861841
this is best post, t.b.q.h.
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Kate > Rooney
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>>69862009
>it's time I started milking this thing
mate pull the other one, we all know you've been milking your thing multiple times a day since you were a kid
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>>69862001
the very nature of tor is that it can't be stumbled upon or easily found

there are onion links out there if you know what you're looking for
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>>69862006
its because both the mara and rooney families are bigshots
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>>69862001
just use this to make random words into md5 hashes, then take the hash and put .onion at the end of it
http://www.miraclesalad.com/webtools/md5.php
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What's worse, alcohol or marijuana?
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>>69862030
it's a gimmick as almost as old as the cara gimmick

have to say it's one of my favourite gimmicks
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How do you deal with the fact that everyone else is out there living their lives, having fun with friends and making memories that they'll treasure for the rest of their lives, while you sit looking at a computer screen day in day out... life just passing you by.
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Rooney (Patricia) > Rooney (Wayne) > Rooney (Kate)
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>>69862057
marijuana cause it's easier to end up in gaol for it
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>>69862037
yeah but im just paranoid i like shit like hard deepthroating and im worried it might be illegal here i just want to watch that i used to go on agora all the time but i never any use for tor or ay of that shit any more
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>>69862057
will have to compare the molecular makeup and compare it to what molecules have been banned in my geographic area
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>>69862089
daydreams
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4117016/Twin-explosions-Marseille-spark-panic-amid-locals-fearful-terror-attack.html

Francucks on suicide watch when a plane passes by
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>>69862089
i dont really.

its getting worse as i get older too.
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>>69862125
i once absentmindedly searched for something containing 'dog' on a porn site and nothing happened to me :^)
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I graduated from a top university with honours, and was successful in my field, working internationally for a number of years. In my mid-20s, my young and beautiful wife died suddenly, and violently. I tried to get help. I was diagnosed with a whole raft of disorders – PTSD, major depression, etc. I cycled through medications and psychologists; nothing worked. Eventually, and in suicidal desperation, I found something that did – injecting heroin.
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>>69862151
ah yes it is very funny that france is in this state
hilarious, in fact.
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>>69862178
nice dude - brb

*appears offline*
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>/mu/ currently on meltdown after finding out the girl from Kero Kero Bonito is fucking a Chad

CRYING
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There is literally nothing wrong with being french
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What telechannel is the African Nations' Cup on this year?
'tis worrying me a bit that I.T.V.4 hasn't given me anything so far.
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BRITAIN AWAKE
ARISE FROM SLUMBER
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>>69862151
>Marseilles

Barely considered france pêh
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>>69862178

You deserve to be locked up for life with no support

t. peter hitchens
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>>69862238
fuark
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>>69862238
i don't like this meme, square heads just look weird
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>>69862218
fascinating
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>>69862057
I've never had a bad time on weed
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>>69861730
Trying to not believe in racist stereotypes, but i'm having a hard time believing yanks are mentally/physically capable of making good /brit/ threads.
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>>69862238
A E S T H E T I C
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i'm sure that seal team 6 article is a great read but my adhd won't let me read that many words at once
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>>69862218
>asian
>chad
not a chance
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>>69862253
t. Egg head
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Is there a worse social crime than to be a boring bastard? I don't think so.
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need a slag to slob on me knob, pronto
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>>69862303
delete this promptly mate or I'll call my solicitor
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>>69862299
I'm just shy fuck off

when i'm around people i'm comfortable to be around i'm much more interesting
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wish i had a lot of money and a lot of space and a lot of skills and time
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>>69862317
same but i haven't had people that i'm comfortable around for 8 years
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>>69862303
I'll kick you in the knob
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>>69862316
bring it on queerbait
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>>69862317
Right but what if someone was shy but also they didn't have anything interesting to talk about underneath (me)? Absolutely no one can forgive this in social settings. People are itching to get away from you at every opportunity.
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>>69862299
im not boring but i always feel it's the worst insult. I never call anyone boring cos it's the one insult that would actually probably make me sad
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>>69862238

still girly lips and chink nose, here's a fix
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>Raise the price of Freddos.
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*snorts a ginormous line of ching*
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>>69862369
look at this dude
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*electrocutes my bollocks*
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>>69862369
oh yeh he looks much better now
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>>69862369
why did you give him chinkier eyes
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>>69862379
weird cunt forgot to dye his eyebrows
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I hope I don't ever have a mental breakdown and turn into tim
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>>69862354
well no shit, why would they what can you offer them if you can't even give them a conversation.
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>>69862401

they're "piercing"

like clint eastwood
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>>69862360
*exaggerated yawns*
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>>69862407
his life could easily be turned around if he realised he has a problem and got some help. must have been a stubborn bastard before descenting into lunacy.
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oh

my stepdad's brother might be dying

haha
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want to have a hallucination one day
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dammm... why dont they teach this in school
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>too tired to do anything
>too early to sleep
ah yes
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>>69862453
>paranoid schizophrenia can be cured if you jus b urself and get sum help

ah yes
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>>69862473
I didn't notice the first time
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>>69862473
er, nah xx
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ribbit
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>>69862473
your pic has a stutter lad
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>>69862480
i didnt say cured or anything about being himself. interesting strawman post. think on battyboy.
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look like a cross between turtlemong and elliot roger 2bh
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the queen will die
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>>69862518
see
>>69862488
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>>69862473
Northern Africa is the ballbag
Southern Africa is the benis
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just ran for two minutes on the treadmill and i feel like vomiting lmao
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having a hard time staying awake leds
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Imagine what it would be like to be pregnant for 9 months
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>>69862471
i hallucinated once without drugs and it was pretty weird, it was like the beginning of mushrooms when you see patterns of light (best way I can describe it), like paisley or something all moving, in the shape of a lizard on my forearm

when i moved my arm it moved with it like a tattoo


was bretty weird, never happened since that one time aside from drugs
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>>69862557
gotta start somewhere mate.
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>escort that I frequent says that I'm the best part of her week since I'm the nicest, cleanest and youngest client she has
>is starting to wonder why I don't have a girlfriend

haha?
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>>69862570
they don't really balloon until late though so most of its just an annoying diet
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where do you read escort reviews?
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>>69862546
th-that's a tsunami
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>>69862557
>burger
>running
are you trying to kill yourself?
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>>69862546
my noggin is joggin
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>>69862423
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>>69862582
been sick for a month desu

been a rough winter
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>>69862473
deep
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hope to see the oneitis preggo one day. tits are already huge wanna see how thicc she can get
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>>69862608
If you're sick for more than a week you're weak genetic stock and should be liquidated into potatoes
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just put on my favourite jumper. very comfy.
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>>69862615
me at the bottom
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>>69862632
ive had the sniffles for about 15 years
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>>69862546
Woah
Africans Are Truly The Most Powerful Race (Despite Being Fucked Over By Whites, Arabs, Moors, And Jews, And That Most African Countries Have The Worst Living Conditions On Earth)
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>>69861545
thai / asian tgirls
3d pov stuff, mostly shemale on male
bsdm, psuedo rape and ballbusting unironically
tentacle and futa porn, some western furry artists
rarely watch (((mainstream western porn))) tbf
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>>69862632
potatoes aren't liquid
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I was told there will be snow in Belfast. I knew I can't trust the metoffice
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>>69862608
keep at it man, hope u have a speedy recovery
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Want to genocide all non whites
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>>69862640
How can you it's like 30C still
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>>69862632
it's an eye problem desu

losing my vision in my left eye and it's been causing all kinds of serious anxiety/depression problems

had a cold for a bit too
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>>69862655
Moors are blacks according to half of the KANGZ shite
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>>69862585
>believing an escort's compliments
wew
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>>69862665
Don't genocide the East Asians, thanks
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>>69862661
metoffice is just what a Scot shouts if you steal his favourite quality streets
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>>69862557
UnitedStates.png
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>>69862666
fuck off
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>>69862615
once heard that the genetic difference between blacks and whites is the same as that between whites and homo erectus or something dunno whether true or not cant remember details
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>>69862704
>t. east asian living australia
what kind of asian are you?
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>>69862665
>>69862704
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honorary_whites
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>>69862713
somewhat good post
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>>69862661
FONIT
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>>69862585
She still take your money and fuck off after the time is up yeah? Thought so mate.
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>>69862713
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ITS VERY FUCKING COLD ISNT IT
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>>69862225
Think its on the BBC this year lad
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the jews have been expelled from every country they ever infested for a reason
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>>69862756
bit cold ye
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>>69862714
>pepperoni on pizza
makes it way too greasy
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>>69862756
no
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>>69862756
no
didn't even freeze last night, checked the temp at 03:00
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>>69862778
>not degreasing your pizzas
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>>69862756
yeah
took the dog on a long walk for him to see snow for the first time. he loved it but my face is still numb
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>>69862768
yea cause they are wicked smart and the natives get jealous
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>>69862713
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>>69862713
mirth
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>>69862734
why are white supremacists so partial to yellow fever? it doesn't make sense
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>>69861854
you post memes on the internet and try to forget about real life
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>>69862714
mirin that slice cusion ngl
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>>69862817
qt3.14s
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>>69862276
>"Trying to not believe in racist stereotypes,"
U.S. America is not a race.
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>>69862089
Still not sure if I trust anything that man says. He seems quite mental
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>>69862817
work ethic probably
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>>69862831
yeah with 2 kilos of makeup
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>>69861854
move somewhere else that closer represents them
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>>69862768
how come the most powerful country in the history of humankind is controlled almost exclusively by jews then???
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fucking kek i told my manager i'd be in by 1 o clock but i'm still wanking and drinking lager lmao. wouldn't even mind going to work today that 5 foot 1 17 year old skinny little qt just passed her driving test want her to take me for a drive then i stick my tongue up her arsehole lmao
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>>69862819
ah yes how could I have not seen that
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>>69862793
I'd rather just eat and not have to fuck around cleaning it up
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>>69861920
doing some rowing, revising electronic stuff
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>>69862850
asian with 2kg of makeup > white with 5kg of makeup
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>When Mistress catches you scratching your bollocks and locks you in the chastity cage for 24 hours as punishment
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>Geert De Vosje
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>>69862891
NORTHERN POWERHOUSE
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>>69862901
I cannot relate
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>>69862852

*expels you from this thread*
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The problem with people like Tim is that they never realise there's something wrong with them.

The exact same could happen to any one of us, and we'd have no idea. There could be someone reason this post that is just as ill. Even me myself, I could be ill as fuck and I'd just not realise. Would explain why I'm a virgin.
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>>69862817
asians are objectively the 2nd best looking race
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>>69862852
purely coincidental
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having a wankn rn lads
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>>69862852
um.. america is weak dude. hollywood just makes movies that make them look strong
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Bloody hell lads it's almost 1am and it's still 30 degrees
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>>69862937

true that

I had an uncle who thought he was Jesus and that the Roman Empire was after him
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*sits on it*
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>>69862979
This is awful. What happened to COOL nights
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>>69862979
fahrenheit?
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>>69862994
willy slowly filling with blood
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>>69862994
*takes her penis and do the ol' in and out*
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>>69862979
its 3 degrees here but it feels colder
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*mmms in approval*
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>>69862994
I'd totally go to thailand and shag some ladyboys

problem is that everyone I know would know exactly why I'm in thailand and it'd be a bit weird

oh well
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>her
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>>69862994
source pls
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>>69863062
never had a her
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>>69863004
Funny lad you are
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where do i find qt3.14 asian gf? No south-east asian monkeys thou
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>>69862994
GET YOUR COCK OUT JEFFREY
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>>69862991
Share more about your uncle. Any funny stories?
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>>69863058
You go to Vietnam and then just sneak over into Thailand without telling anyone over social media, easy
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>>69863079
at your local uni
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hmm
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1484184118304.webm
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We were was kings
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tried to gain access to a private instagram by resetting their password
>we have sent a link to **@gmail.com
whoops they're gonna be confused
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>>69863049
aaah yes, the emerald isle
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>>69863093
He was crucified after one of his mates gave him up so there's that
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>>69863108
Only got philippines there and no girls on computer science dept anyway
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almost cracked for a second there lads

literally had tears welling up in my eyes but I downed a few outhfuls of whisky and the gullet fire helped me contain it
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>A taxonomist decides whether to recognize a subspecies or not. A common way to decide is that organisms belonging to different subspecies of the same species are capable of interbreeding and producing fertile offspring, but they do not usually interbreed in nature due to geographic isolation, sexual selection, or other factors
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˙͜ > ˙

˙͜ > ˙

˙͜ > ˙
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>>69863152
why would you stop yourself, a good cry is great
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I HAVE MADE A LEGITIMATE AND PEACEFUL REQUEST!
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>>69863178
MESSUS BAMFIELD
MESSUS BAMFIELD
MESSUS BAMFIELD
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>>69863168
stealing this
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>>69863168
looks like roger from doug
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>>69863093

He used to see Roman centurions in his garden, looking for him
Apparently he attempted to murder-suicide him and his mum (my gran), who he thought was the virgin mary, fortunately she out-smarted him and got away

Not a lot of funny stories, he was quite tragic, a talented painter but a narcissistic schizophrenic bully. I only met him once, he is now missing presumed dead.
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NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR TRIFLE

THAT COMES LATER
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>>69863175
fuck that

once I crack I reckon that's it, I'd probably go mental like ol' tim.
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>>69863066
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>>69863114
good vidieo
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how old is tim
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business idea: buy some good walking boots and take up rambling
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>>69863240
Fucking GAAAAAAAAY
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eating an apple lads
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>>69863240
yeah, I am saving for a trip to thailand now
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>>69863240
the last few seconds where he goes to pose for a photo maddens me for some reason
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>>69863240
>you can see her nipple towards the end
mate... this is a blue board, get that vile shit out of here
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>>69863250
I'm 24
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>>69863299
>her
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world's youngest suicid was apparently at 6 years old
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>>69863334
yeh that was me
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>>69863299
>her
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>>69863327
female until proven male
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>>69863334
accident
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>>69863334
They say 6 is one of the toughest ages

Top Five Toughest Ages
>15
>23
>31
>6
>45
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>>69863360

a cornerstone of western values
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>>69863334
I decided to suicide when I was 12. There was a high bridge (like 20m iirc) over a motorway just down the road but every time I went there I was too much of a pussy to do it.

kind of regret it now
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fuck sake
just realised I've been paying world of warcraft subscription for 9 months
thought I cancelled it
>>
>>69863414
is that game still going?
>>
>>69863414
thx for reminding me la
>>
>>69863423
me and a friend tried it ages ago but it was so easy so we stopped after a week or two
I thought I had cancelled it but they make the website purposely confusing so I actually hadn't
>>
finished my apple lads
>>
>>69863382
uh oh i'm 23 soon
>>
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Switch launch titles looking a bit strange lads
>>
>>69863082
Mijn pikje is hard.
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/chicken
/chicken
/chicken
>>
>>69863484
>pikje
pikkie, pik
>>
>>69863382
15 was fucking rough

23 is shaping up to be pretty bad too
>>
eating a satsuma now lads
>>
thinking about taking up wanking
>>
looking at someone lying about eating a satsuma lids
>>
>>69863514
bendre
>>
just had another argument with my brother
i love him to bits but all we do is argue and i worry it'll take its toll on us when we're older, i don't want to be one of those people who doesnt talk to their siblings for the rest of their life
>>
>>69863511
same, 15 was when i became a manlet
>>
finished my satsuma lads
>>
>>69863225
damn, good memory. I forgot.
>>
>>69861854
Stay and complain a lot.
>>
>>69863504
very poignant post
>>
>>69863226
How was your meeting with him? He bully you?
>>
>>69861854
you do the right thing and you do what nigel did
>>
might pull off the the rabbit-and-hat trick aka chuck myself into the thames without telling anyone
>>
>>69863589
whats sad about it?
>>
>>69863504
How many school girls you nonced so far?
>>
im ethnically british but culturally japanese
>>
>>69863615
he's got no chicken and is upset about it. pretty obvious desu lad
>>
might have koka noodles for lunch
>>
how do nonces even meet school girls?

i'm an investigative journalist btw
>>
Fucking hell lads

So Japanese flat mates are having a party with their Japanese friends. I'm just trying to get some sleep but fucking hell they can't hold their goon.

One has passed out
One is currently crying for some reason
Others are running about trying to stop the crying
Lots of screaming

Think a noise complaint is in coming
>>
>>69863598

I was about 8, he asked me if I liked rugby, I shook my head and ran away

he was a huge, intimidating guy (6'4, obese, big bushy beard)
>>
>>69862178
made me do a ponder
https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2017/jan/13/homeless-britain-personal-stories

>>69863664
no im a investigative journalist (see above)
>>
>>69863685
>a investigative
an*

bit tired 2bh :) x
>>
>>69863674

crazy to think the japanese have parties just like us x
>>
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>>69863504
>>69863615
>>69863650

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm3B82Q5vhY
>>
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>>69863680
>big bushy beard
>>
>>69863674
genocide them
>>
got poo on my ballbag when doing a poo this morning
>>
>>69863674
Update. Girl is crying due to fear that she may throw up. Weak

>>69863716
Norally they are quiet but it's cool. I make wa much more noise anyway.
>>
ONE-HUUUNDERD AND EIIIIGHTYYYY!
>>
>>69863752

go join the party and find out some funny stories and have a good time
>>
>>69863752
try to put a dick in her mouth
>>
just bounced the gfs head off the wall again
>>
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>>69863787
You ever tried to party with people speaking broken English? It sucks man

Crying girl just ran into a door btw
>>
>>69863752
>>69863790
this
have sex/oral sex with one of the japanese females
>>
>>69863828
post images of event.
>>
>>69863828
see >>69863851
>>
>>69863730
quality film
>>
>>69863828
post images of a jap girl having her way with your cock
>>
just realized

>phimosislad is most likely in college
>he still hasn't fixed his weiner problem
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>
post naked jap
>>
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i've lived in white rural area my entire life and never met a black, japanese, european, mexican or any other person
>>
>>69863674
>>69863828
Stop being a gheyboi and go out there.
>>
listening to crywank lads
>>
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ONE
FIVE
EIGHT
CHECK
OUT
>>
>>69863541
tried to talk to him to by saying we argue too much as it is but he just threw it back at me and carried on
i know no ones listening but its good to get this shit off my chest
>>
>>69863968
you havent lived
>>
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>>69863905
i stopped going to uni last year
i'm nearly 23 btw
>>
i've really let myself go
>>
you've really let yourself go
>>
don't really enjoy lving lads haha
>>
>>69863995
it's okay mate, i stopped going to uni my first semester

going abroad instead
>>
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Lads
>>
>>69864044
i attended 8 semesters
>>
had a shower and something to eat

going to bed now
>>
>>69864002
>>69864014
>>69864033
not even depression hours yet haha

2017 is probably going to set a record for the number of /brit/ suicides
>>
>>69864060
what?
>>
>>69864092
how many killed themselves last year?
>>
i wanna leap in front of a train rn lads hahaha
>>
>>69864104
all me
>>
>>69864104
ONE-HUUUNDERD AND EIIIIGHTYYYY!
>>
>>69864085
what were u studying and at what uni
>>
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fads
>>
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>69864121
>>
>>69864101
Not much im just drunk
>>
whats the point in living, seriously, its just nothing but 80 years or whatever of suffering
>>
When did it become friday?

it was like sunday yesterday...
>>
IT IS NOT ME WHO IS BEING UNREASONABLE
>>
>there are people that are depressed
>on the year of 2017 (the girlfriend year)
>>
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>>69864164
>>
>>69864132
elec engineering at first and then i dropped it cause i hated it and then commerce(accounting) and ive currently got that on deferral
at uq
>>
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who /serial killer/ here hahaha
>>
>>69864185
wrote the wrong dates on my last two exams because i had no idea what day it was
>>
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>>69864154
>Gaymen Rider

>>69864160
A normal day then
>>
Gf just asked if I'm going to marry her someday
doing a significant panic
>>
>>69864262
how about you go back to facebook haha
>>
>>69864262
so did mine last night but she was being ironic
>>
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>>69864262
tell her marriage is a dead institution
>>
NEW

http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335/
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335/
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335/
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335/
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335/
>>
>>69864295
oops want to change my vote to people lying about having a gf
>>
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