/brit/

alri lads, feeling a bit gender confused today

could you refer to me as "thaiperson" from now on?

>>69856391
thaijohn

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>>69856391
THAILADY!

wearing a tucked in shirt and dress pants to the rap show

*steals your gf*
call me thaichad

>>69856391
Homothainonce

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>>69856351
>Naval battles edition

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doing a listen of the smiths while thinking how life could have gone differently

>>69856351
You are a disgrace to all Americans OP.
Citizenship revoked
Turn in your sunglasses and blue jeans.

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Tinder date later
Rate my fit

>>69856445
show their legs snapping or something

>>69856445
could you not post your gay fetish videos here, please? cheers

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>>69856425

>>69856425
Was it Nelson who got sniped?

>>69856452
Spooky/10

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>>69856464
ego breaking?

>>69856444
That's a depiction of the Spanish Armada battle you mong

>>69856428
but moz sings about shit like repressed homosexuality and child abuse

>>69856493
art is always open to interpretation

if americans die in the hospital whilst being treated, does their next of kin have to foot the bill?

where's that irish knacker who fancies himself a boxer been?

would heem him with ease

>>69856491
Citizenship revoked because you started a /brit/ thread.

Turn in your electric guitar and cowboy hat too

>>69856513
yes

literally nowt wrong from being from t'up north

>>69856493
>America in the 80s
>heavy rock revival
>The Smiths singing about kissing lads under bridges

No wonder they never made it huge

>>69856520
literally oy vey

>>69856520
ha.

don't rate the look of vaginas when the girls standing and you're looking straight on

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reckon a single modern soldier could defeat an entire army of bronze age warriors

>>69856519
Fuck off fatty

>>69856519
Yank start them all the time though

>>69856542
Probably since all he would have to do is call in an air strike

why is england the only country that hasn't realised how shit boxing is

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gf fedex'd me this

>>69856570
it's the working class sport plus we're one of the few we're actually good at

>>69856570
because they haven't produced a decent UFC fighter

eh bud there's nothing wrong with being canadian ok eh

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>>69856570

poo is pushing against me prostate

>>69856521
>be northerner
>want a cuppa
>forgot to top up water card
>open front door
>get flooded

>>69856546
Projecting is most unbecoming
You should do something about that

>>69856564
Shut up nerd
I'll wreck ya

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just chilling

>>69856578
fucking mong got exactly what he deserved

>>69856597
gayboy

>>69856391
alri then

>>69856580
she's attractive but that dance is awkward as shite

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>>69856585

>>69856607
Where's your fedora?

>>69856607
you might knock that tray and the knife will fall on your ball sack

>>69856624
I forgot about Bisping

>>69856624
Do I need to get old man Henderson over here?

>>69856607
why didn't you cut the cigar before getting in the bath you wally

>>69856643
don't get my hopes up

is it true brits have separate hot and cold water taps haha

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>>69856652
>>69856662

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>have a really long, interesting dream about a great girl
>wake up
>realise the girl was my ex
>no gf
>ache all over
>throat and head is killing me

I want to go back

>>69856663
>>69856607
and why didn't you cook that steak before eating it you wally

*leans into /brit/*
keep it DOWN in there
*turns up the telly*

>>69856671
https://youtu.be/ATjMxH3-e4Y
yes

Snooker is the ultimate patrician sport.

Fucking yanks killing it with the baby-edition "pool".

why are brits the only people who don't sing in a yank accent
is it a conscious defiance?

MMA is the fedora'd gentleman's martial art of choice

>>69856721
nowadays they do
got to appeal to that audience

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>>69856693
FANTASTIC POST

>>69856671
Old houses do
newer ones don't I think

haven't slept lads

Might as well do an all nighter Haha, but it never works in resetting the sleep pattern :(

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is that rollercoaster tycoon?

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>>69856683
>ex
FONT

>>69856740
researching water rides

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does /brit/ rate this

was going to score some mephedrone (MCAT) today but did a bit of research and the consensus is it's the same kind of rush as meth

shit shower bus college bus tea sleep

rate my day?

>>69856782
plus it makes you stink of cat piss

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>>69856676
You will always remember Dan

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>>69856784

>>69856786
fuck nigger

>>69856789
Yeah

I did it before and the urge to redose is incredible, I'm more concerned about comedowns though, MDMA and coke is just unbearable

Still, scary when you read it's as strong as meth and you've already broached that feeling so to speak

porridge is just right extra extra salty

>>69856796
Dan was a killer
Liked him but was glad he lost the rematch

>>69856812
>n-word

Edgy

>>69856782
Nah mephedrone is like a mix of MDMA and cocaine.

>>69856796
he went down, why did he punch him again?

thoughts on micro dosing LSD?

FUCK me it's nippy out, quite a bitter chill in London

why do you idiots get so arse-ravaged every time someone mocks your precious Trump?? the guy deserves every bit of it for being such a fucking eejit

you're getting as bad as the SJWs who sperg out and cry racism every time someone mocks 'poor little barry'

>>69856832
he told him he'd work for him one day

>>69856832
so he didn't get back up

>>69856832
You right until the ref stops the match

>>69856832
if there wasn't a ref he'd pummel his skull into paste

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stop saying yank, that's our word

>>69856845
who's doing that though?

>>69856845
Nothing like SJWs

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my vision in my left eye is noticeably worse than my right

very annoying.

getting new glasses in a few weeks

>>69856816
>>69856816
>>69856816

>>69856818
He's old but he's still got killer knock out power.

I'm gonna miss him

1 week left of living in a free world

>>69856845
nobody is doing that
HEEM yourself

>>69856818
>>69856899
shut the fuck up any time

>>69856905
literally shaking rn

>>69856878
rorke

>>69856912
o'rorke

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>>69856899
he got tapped out by jon jones you know?

it's Friday the 13th

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YES

As a radical centrist I wholeheartedly agree with this

>>69856721
frenzal rhomb sing in an australian accent lad

>>69856949
Same I'm unironically a radical centrist and he is right

It's centrism that has made the world a safer and more prosperous place

>>69856949
what a knobhead
they always say its the most peaceful time in history but theres been wars everywhere except for europe

>>69856929
But not knocked out.

>>69856949
this is more like the calm before the nuclear war

>>69856913
I'll wreck ya

>>69856890
why do short hair fetishists get so defensive? just admit you like boys lmao

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This thread
>>69856578

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>>69857025
it was a grappling only match

shan't be referring to thailad differently

>>69857078
kek

>>69857082
proxylad will NOT be happy.

>>69856913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGo--yeN6c0

>>69857078
K
Still not knocked out

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Britbros why

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really wish i hadn't fucked up my life so badly

the only person to blame is myself

>>69811429
Hmm

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I have to go now sorry

See you later

>>69857124
Australia specifically Bindi Irwin

>>69857098
>>69856982
>>69856912
>>69856845
potato potato potato

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>>69857120
Didn't they remove the "not for girls" because it was sexist

>>69857124
i don't like foreign cultures so england or new zealand i guess

bumblasted leaf

>>69856908

Racism against white people doesn't exist because racism is a system and the system benefits white people

i like girls with short hair and i'm only ironically gay

>>69857124
I wouldn't want to be with someone that was too different
probably just an english girl

Can I put down /brit/ as my next of kin / emergency contact?

>>69857182
Tell your sister I said what's up

>>69857120
>not having chocolate in your ration packs
step up senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ4ia1-1CPs

why did they make tetris gay?

>>69857171
>Racism
>1 Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior:
>‘a programme to combat racism’

>1.1 The belief that all members of each race possess characteristics, abilities, or qualities specific to that race, especially so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races:
>‘theories of racism’

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/racism

>>69857152
problem?

/brit/, not for sexists

>>69857250
/brit/ is a men only general

>>69857247
stop mansplaining

>>69857279
sounds like my kinda place ;)

is buying a scorpion jacket the pinnacle of the 'tism?

asking for a ''''friend''''

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>>69857247
>replying seriously

the hottest most qtiest girl you know takes a big hot stinking shit every day.

>>69857304
up for playing soggy weetabix? x

>>69857318
>girls poo every day
you've never been close to a girl, have you?

>>69857318
pics

>>69857318
they also pee out of the hole where you put your willy

>>69857340
healthy people poo every day mate.

>>69857348
WRONG

>>69857348
seriously why did god think that was a good idea

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>>69857348

>>69857348
no?

>>69857373
>>69857348
inb4 pretending

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>>69857373

>>69857348
>virginposting in 2017
HOWLING

mildly tipsy on a friday morning lads

questioning the state of my life

>>69857415
I love that guy

>>69857415
>tfw always get poo on my willy

>>69857415
atheists:1
Christians:0

>>69857448
are you NEET?

slipped getting on the train yesterday and got 2 dirty cuts on my leg
making it hard to lay in bed comfortably

evolution idea: one of our fingers should be a willy and women should have a vagina on the palm of their hand.

>>69857471
yup

applying for jobs though, need to some way of funding my alcoholism

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browsing hotep twitter and the ankh-right

>>69857496
how old are you?

i need a job as well and am heading out to new mexico in a couple weeks with the hope that i can get a job at my cousins' brewery or my uncle's oil company

>>69857521
I'm 23

>>69857348
Ffs

that yank netted a lot of (You)s from you gullible retards

beginning to think this so called virginity isn't going to go away

new PR lads x

https://youtu.be/xnlWJYzKsDw

>>69857574
it's time to stop pretending (You)s are meaningful

>>69857579
same
i don't see how I'll ever meet a woman

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>>69857574
i've achieved 28 (You)s from a single post in /brit/ one day

one of my proudest moments

>>69857611
>he doesn't have a counter

>>69857543
that's not too bad

get a job as a commercial electrician's helper no one cares if you show up to a job site hungover and reeking off alcohol

>>69857613
how old are you?

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what's an interesting board that isn't /int/

buckaroo > popup pirate
debate me

>>69857675
/hm/

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Snowing lads

>>69857683
r-reee

Is anyone here posting from the dunny? How's ya shit going?

>>69857683
Why does England always look so fucking grey I swear it's not that dark

>>69857723
>spending more than a few minutes in there in this weather
reckon i'd die

>>69857675
/toy/ is v comfy desu but it's chock full o' autists so sometimes that obviously breaks down

/out/ is good but v slow

/sp/ is good for game threads and late night discussion

/r9k/ can be comfy late night and hilarious at other times but you have to wade through miles of slop to find the gems

thats really it though the rest of the boards are udder shite

>>69857683
why did you post this crooked

it's very hard to look at

>>69857682
/hmm/

>>69857737
Do you not have air conditioning?

>>69857727
you do realise we're really high up in the northern hemisphere?

russia gets more sunlight than we do

>>69857760
no, but also the toilet is its own tiny room so it gets very stuffy very quickly

>>69857774
Gulf stream mate

>>69857777
how small is your bathroom

reckon mine is smaller

>>69857777
The toilet is in its own tiny room???
Fucking revolutionary mate

i hate racism

>>69857727
i take for granted how much of the time i experience nothing but beautiful clear blue sky

>>69857812
My bathroom is over 200 square feet

I hate the definition of racism

>>69857812
can't believe this isn't the norm in other countries

so third world

>>69857812
some toilets are in bathrooms fuck off

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>>69857774
>high
You're not the only one

>>69857836
Designed shitting fields

>>69857848
And that's gross

t. lad from bidet country

>>69857879
Why is SuperHomura64 so mad?

>>69857879
bit cringy

don't understand how you're supposed to move on from the past desu

>>69857879
who here /AnimeRight/

>>69857909
It's easy
*moves on from the past*
desu

>>69857901
Videogames were his safespace. And now his space is not safe anymore.

>>69857909
just did it lad. did it again while i typed this.

>>69857922
>>69857936
hope the most cherished thing in your lives vanishes

culd ozzies kindly vacate the thread
thanks muchly

>>69857879
>anime profile photos
Is there a bigger sign you're a massive runt whose worth to humanity is less than that of a fly's larvae

>>69857945
guess what cunt the most cherished thing my life is you

>>69857909
same desu seeing as the past made us who we are which is great if everything is going swimmingly but really awful if you fucked up your life

>>69857665
20
what about yourself

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>>69857836
we all know why that is

Slut shaming isn't even a real thing
If they are as sexually liberated as they claim it shouldn't bother them

>>69857968
FOY

>>69857909
I literally do it all the time

women are stupid and I don't respect them

>>69857982
I always wondered what would happen when people got so fat that toilets would crumble under the weight of the user

I don't imagine falling into a pile of broken ceramic would be too pleasant

>>69858009
You'll never lose your virginity with that attitude lad

>>69857954
your facebook profile picture being a car

>>69857967
cute <3

>>69858035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

>>69858015
it's the seats that crack

>>69858038
biggest deano move ever

>visit /out/
>it's 90% threads about knives

surprised that board isn't banned in the UK haha

had spicy chicken wings yesterday and just had an exceedingly unpleasant experience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc

>>69858050
Fuck that's from before YouTube really took off

new reviewbrah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrHrdRbUESc

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>>69857976
23

>>69857994
Slut Shaming is the act of oppressing a woman's right to flaunt her sexuality

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>>69858096

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>new reviewbra

>>69858096
Why are his videos getting darker and darker?

might have a miniroll

>>69858087
I only post in the fishing general there and sometimes lurk the homeless threads those are always insightful until some schizo starts ranting about how he's destroying capitalism by sleeping under an overpass and eating out of dumpsters

>>69858087
Almost bought a butterfly knife the other day haha

>>69858126
it's like 60 minutes on acid

>>69858106
that sounds like slut talk to me

>>69858136
What crimes are you planning to commit with that crime knife?

>>69858126
they represent his soul. i'm surprised there's even any light with his looks

>>69858152
the crime of being fedora
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAJID0fn2Ic

>>69858142
misogynist

>>69858136
>wanting to kill butterflies

horrid man you are

>>69858087
Don't give them ideas dickhead

I'm charging my laser

>>69858142
Don't Shame On Me

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>>69858160
but I hate them soooo much.

the game

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>>69858126
No one one stays pure in this world.

who was phone?

bought a helicopter today for $1.75 million

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Why does this get recommended on ever g*d-damn youtube I watch??? I don't care about unhappy f*cks

Talk to the hand coz the face ain't listening

its impossible to hate anyone while watching them eat
everyone just looks so innocent

unironically like thailad

reckon most of the people hating on him are just jealous of his popularity twobh

>>69858181
Could you share some of those Thai bimbos? The kind plasticky looking ones... f-for a friend

bring back snacks

>>69858218
o rly?

why do yanks even bother to vote unless they live in swing states?

>>69858239
o-ok
*shares*

>>69856391
the word lad is gender neutral silly boy :) x

>>69858115
you post this every time he's brought up and no-one has ever found it funny

weebs vastly overrate the quality of japanese voice actors

chinese japanese dirty knees look at these

>>69858265
to do our civic duty

>>69858286
cool story bro

>>69858284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16i_1Bv2zoU

me chinese me play joke me go pee pee in your coke

>>69858303
>lewd asmr

consider suicide

taking a zip from my coca cola

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Australia confirmed for NOT Anglo

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>tfw you realise its not you who's the failure, but rather your parents

THAAAAAILAAAAAAAD

>>69858216
over over the top right of that video in your recommendations, click the button that appears and click "not interested"

>>69858216
if i was legitimately unhappy (im assuming he's referring to his mental health instead of a random event) the last thing I'd want to do is make a video nearly 10 minutes long + produce and edit it and upload it to youtube. i used to work with depressed people and they dont do attention seeking shit like that. literally just bent navel-gazing and a cash-grab.

these people are truly self-absorbed and narcissistic. its strange. the internet was a mistake.

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>>69858386

>>69858380
good mentality, lad

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>>69858269
haha get fucked on pedoretard i rememberd one of their names and now i'm gonna trawl instagram for more thaibimbos
how you like me now?? huh? huh??

Why is she always so weird?

https://youtu.be/6btFObRRD9k

Also, choon

https://youtu.be/euCqAq6BRa4

>>69858380
take some responsibility for your phimosis

>>69858380
>There are people weak minded enough to believe this

>>69858412
>Why is she always so weird?
would STRONGLY prefer if you werent so mean towards my gf

>>69858410
name?

>>69858401
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI


LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

is turtlenecklad also phimosislad?

>>69858427
that one is definitely not on me

>>69858410
>how you like me now??
I like you a lot >__<

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heh

>>69858372
Syrians and Lebs have the highest birth rates
Inshallah habibi let the skips hit the floor

>>69858436
Wait waaa!? Imogen is your gf?

>>69858394
maybe he's doing it as part of recovery
i know two girls made big facebook coming out posts one about an eating disorder and the other about depression who had attempted multiple times

>>69858445
does veritably look like a guy who has phimosis 2bh

>>69858445
nah phimosislad is a fat cunt. turtlemong is a skinny femboy.

>>69858445
no i wouldn't even post my face on facebook let alone the chon

t. phimosislad

>>69858394
I grew up in the suburbs around rich people. A significant minority of them live entirely hedonistic lives and then talk at length about how unhappy they are. Then they go on another international trip and come back all refreshed, then a few months later whine about how unhappy they are, and so on. I won't claim to know the recipe for happiness but it definitely doesn't look like "having fun all the time, because life is there to be lived!" is a winning plan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

>>69858488
perhaps. i'd need to actually watch it before making any more assumptions. but i wont.

>>69858438
https://www.instagram.com/nikkyfanclub555/

>>69858457
uwahhh~

the psychologist always asks me what do i think 'would' make me happy and i can never think of anything

>>69858488
>women

not real humans

>>69858579
The answer's usually having a good full nude wank.
Also having a shit while fully nude feels great too.

The boy with the thorn in his side
Behind the hatred there lies
A murderous desire for love
How can they look into my eyes
And still they don't believe me?

aboslute tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdOHPjMzY8s

>>69858540
>https://www.instagram.com/nikkyfanclub555/

fucking hell

>>69858579
what about a nice sandwich lad?

>>69858507
rude

>>69858579
shit psychologist desu a good one would know not to ask a depressed person that

it's almost impossible to find a good one though

accidently bought a bag of weed to work
been sitting in my jacket pocket in the office for the last three hours

I've got a blocked nose so can't smell anything but someone else might have whiffed it haha

>>69858620
Would you though? Be honest ;*)

>>69858579
alcohol is my answer

not a good one though

>>69858627
i have those everyday they're just tiresome
>>69858603
nah they don't make me happy more like comfortable

>>69858579
a state title in amateur boxing, gd family situation, loving GF, living a comfortable life in the bush


these would make me happy

>>69858654
15 times a day 7 days a week

>>69858657
Unsarcastically terrified of becoming an alcohol addict. Seems like a really expensive addiction. I make a point to never drink unless in a social situation.

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>alcohol addict

>>69858676
i'm a retired alcoholic

it's not fun

>>69858657
im glad i've never touched alcohol given how many depressed people do nothing but get drunk

>>69858676
benzos are better

all of the relaxation with none of the inebriation

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iUmCROJxka

>>69858667
>i have those everyday they're just tiresome
sounds like you're eating shitty sandwiches desu.

>>69858671
the family keep trying to make me go out to our farm in the country but i hate the idea of being so far from the city even though i don't do anything in the city *rubs chin while looking upwards*

Oh no, I'm not drinking because I'm sad, I'm "depressed"
*gives you a wink*
hahaha

>>69856623
like you wouldnt beg to bum her if she danced like that for you

>>69858776
i just don't get enjoyment out of eating

>>69858866
>>69858866
>>69858866
>>69858866
new thread

>>69858813
make better sandwiches

>fluid comes out every time i fart
shouldnt have had that fourth cup of coffee i reckon