me n the boys edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg6tUve1EZ0
phwoar
gonna do a suicide
clarkson n hoes edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDKIdb34fwk
BOH! REWIND MY SELECKTAH
own up
who doesn't have a job here and what was your last one
>>69821713
fenipply jones
>>69821701
1,4,2,5,3
>>69821657
>korean gf
stopped reading there
>>69821701
>>69821713
her eyes are a nice colour
you lads like my frog?
>>69821657
chinks have to settle for any white guy that looks at them twice
got a 190kg double overhand deadlift today lads
fingers are a bit sore now though, ngl
>>69821742
WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE
>>69821765
I might actually have been the one who made that frog
>>69821657
>>korean gf
Got a Japanese one myself
just pinned the gf against an electric fence
>>69821765
croak
what if, everyone on /brit/ is sober as shit but they are just pretending to be under the influence
heemed the gf again
Bit snowy out.
t. wageslave on a late lunch
got got by some poof with weak fingers today
>>69821791
Was she turned on
>>69821814
I assumed that was the case no?
me IRL
gf just sent me these really small photos of herself haha what is she like
fancy a go on the punching bag lads
she should be awake because she would have heard me throwing a can at the telly
>>69821831
looks like when someone moves during a panorama
>>69821842
state of those bolt-ons
Just played the resident evil 7 demo, was legit spooky
just broke the gf's ankles and threw her on the train tracks
>>69821842
looks like a tattoo
>>69821848
good lad
>>69821820
gonna knock you the fuck out lisicki
>>69821766
first asian girl ive been with desu and the other blokes were also white. If they were asian guys I'd understand what you mean
>>69821856
That's what happened, didn't you notice the 3 legged woman?
does it rain in the UK?
>>69821831
omg a three legg monster bhind yuo
>>69821888
who takes a panorama of some mong sat on a skateboard
>watch some trashy yank tv
>full of qts
>makes my heart ache
serves me right i suppose
*trot away on my three legs*
>>69821913
A different mong
What did he mean by this?
>>69821913
mong on a skateboard's m8
>>69821921
very strong jaw 2bh
what car do you have lads?
fancy a volks polo
*trot away with the leadership election*
>>69821870
your gf on the left.
just stuffed the gf in the boot of the car
she'll think twice next time she criticises my driving
>>69821940
Mazda 6
>>69821934
Pilot is ripping you off and getting more miles on the fare
>>69821969
kek
>>69821938
she's 5'10 too, imagine how handsome your sons would be
snowing finally
>>69821940
1987 Toyota Tercel
>>69821934
plane lavatory is broken and captain must shit
>>69821934
literally never whitelisted a site unless an adblocker made it unusable
>>69821940
11 plate focus la
>>69822002
hmm, very good point
asked the gf to pick up some oyster blade steaks on the way home and she's gotten me just ordinary blade steaks
rubbed her down with the steaks and threw her into the lion enclosure
>>69821986
don't like tit piercings
Plane wanker is back!!!
>>69822014
>>69822017
delet thes
6'4 and built like a rotating hunk of meat
>>69821921
whats up with her eyes?
>>69822002
yeah but if you have daughters they'd be fucking massive
asked the gf to exist
imagine using non-free software
asked the gf to pick up a bottle of talisker on the way home and she got bells instead
needless to say the funeral will be next week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NCEeZtRCRI
>australian women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NCEeZtRCRI
Thinking of registering winrar
>>69822077
this is sad....but funny
I tried I really did
but now Im back on my shit.
>>69822099
>>69822104
>>69821842
>that hairline
>head down, as if to cover adams apple
>jacket creating the illusion of womanly hips
hmmm
>liking 5'10 women with manly jaws
b e n t
>>69822066
its cute 2bh
>>69822068
imagine how handsome your grandsons would be
Gf spilled some of her smoothy and I stepped in it while wearing socks
I can safely say she is no longer with us
>>69822124
>elbows too pointy
Just been made redundant lads
>>69822078
trying this post a second time
B-B-B-BASELINE
>>69822099
>>69822104
>>69822127
runts are not welcome here
>>69822127
>considering women under 5'10
LMAO good luck with your poverty goals of having a manlet son
wag1 las any1 goin 2 some hot $e$hes?
>>69822132
by the time I have grandchildren a white marrying a white will be illegal
>>69822124
you may be on to something my man, you may be on to something...
using the gf's face as an ashtray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiIdE-0MYlk
>the next generation of British men
You're fucked lads
>>69822170
What are you on about? My mam is like 5'5 andd I'm 6'1
>>69822208
Doesn't sound really optimal now does it
>>69822208
stop shitting up this thread faggot.
>>69822146
don't worry lad, i'll give you a job
*unzips dick*
>>69822185
>implying any of us will even have children
it was only ever going to be a pipe dream la
be loving flitradar24 since it makes me feel like being on the flights, traveling all around the world
>tfw 60kg at 5'9
not eaten a thing today because of the people in the kitchen. don't they know they're starving me?
>>69822231
hop in the bin
i like your style but i dont hire gooks
I'm going to get myself a farm, a 6'6 foot wife and 8 children
> wanting children
Weird people
business idea: being gay but being a manly kind of gay where you slap lads arses and call them slags
>>69822244
true
its a cruel world lad
>>69822276
haha alri macdonald
>>69822276
very good post
>>69822286
Been considering being bi just for that
When I got my overhand deadlift PR today a large black man came up to me and felt my forearms
anyone else experienced anything similar?
Is that world of warcraft thing still around?
>>69822299
No McDonalds in Iceland since 2009
>>69821650
Makes me want to shave my head again.
Definitely makes you look tough desu
>>69822286
good way of getting your face rearranged
>>69822326
Makes you look like an unemployable runt
>>69821842
>>69822205
Not sure if i'm attracted to this or not
Willy and brain having a bit of a tiff over this
>us
Who was old Mcdonald?
>>69822313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtymmqbEmKw
lads recommend me a self-help book that helps with confidence. i know self-help is mostly a meme but i've got nothing else to do right now.
>>69822313
they reopened nostalrius (really good vanilla private server) this week
I've checked it twice and it had 1 hour queue times each time
gimmick
eggs are great little things aren't they. so nutritious and versatile.
duno why muslims hate them though. weird cunts aren't they.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QptgvcVZPAQ
me rn
told the gf to make me a sandwich, she got crumbs everywhere delivering it to me
needless to say there's likely to be a newspaper article on the second black dahlia tomorrow
>>69822360
Something which makes you proud of your heritage and cultural identity
>>69822328
t. got his arse slapped by a big gay deano
>>69822360
capital
>>69822384
WE
>>69822388
only ever had me bum slaped by girls
even had it groped once haha
no blokes though
ontological question : does the world exist after i die?
aaaOOOOOOOOO aaaOOOOOOOO aaaOOOOOOOOOOO
t. orangutan
>>69822438
only one way to find out
>>69822438
Yes
The wife tied a lead to my bollocks and paraded me through the village for raising my voice at her
What would people in your year at school think of your achievements so far?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
t. cow
>>69822473
That's not what they say in my county 2bh
ribbit
>>69822473
thanks
MAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
t. sheep
United Kingdom
>>69822340
alri
50,000 people used to post here...
now it's a ghost town
>>69822467
"who?"
i managed to share 6 years with some people and still not be known
>>69822467
I'm still friends with the school lads
How long does it take to get over her
> living in a rural area
Alri inbred
>>69822510
Don't think they did tho mate
>>69822522
OIH OIH OIH
t. gorilla
>>69822503
>fucking steals my line
Robespierre
Get the guillotine
>>69822465
do you have a friend
>>69822527
found the newfag wahey oioi lads get him
>living in a city
salam aleykum ahmed
bought a nice finnish knife hope the bobbies dont nick me
>>69822556
salam
>>69822553
None of your business
>>69822543
*snorts your line*
s-sorry mate I thought they were both for me
*momentarily goes insane before carrying on as if nothing happened*
>>69822543
ribbit ribbit
*admires the sunset*
>>69822384
i am very proud but that doesn't help my confidence, i'm still a runtoid
>>69822394
elaborate
>>69822618
FOS
>>69822591
>>69822606
cornwall seems so nice
*virgin walks to your mum's house*
*non-virgin walks back*
>>69822650
isn't
>>69822522
as long as it takes to meet someone better
*admires my son's set*
phwoar great pair of bollocks on him
Haha. Brits and their queues
>>69822650
It's full of crackheads and alcoholics
eeeeuuuuuuuoooooohhhheeeuuuuuooooo
t. baby ox
>>69822682
Did a haha
>>69822650
devon is nicer
>>69821650
Average slav could beat all these 50 kg fags to death
>>69822650
that's what sershlad thought at first
anyone want to pose as me in work this evening? I'll give you a fiver..
blub
t. fish
>>69822719
Alri Slovenia
>Reddit thread reveals surprising things men would do if they weren't afraid of being 'feminine'
why is this news
my meme and my meme alone
>>69822742
mental
phhhheeeeeEEEEEEEEESSsshhwwwww
t. kettle
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/12/intelligence-sources-vouch-credibility-donald-trump-russia-dossier-author
This is madness
>living outside of the historic counties of lancashire yorkshire cumbria northumbria cheshire or derbyshire
>>69822784
>he browses "news" sites
oah ah ah ah ah uhh oah uah ghh ah ah yes
t. your mum
where the bad folks go when they die
If I was a German soldier in 1941, I'd volunteer for the army, not because I'm an evil dirty person, but because I believe that bolshevism is the greatest threat to the world and had killed millions of my fellow Christians. It wouldn't have anything to do with being a hateful racist any more than joining the American army would have to do with the approval of segregation policies.
Business have a child and teach it loads of conspiracy theories while it's young and impressionable
>>69822648
ribbit ribbit ribbit
>>69822827
nowhere because god doesn't exist
*tips and teleports away*
how would you write onomatopoeia for a whistle
my suggestion is whut whut whut whuuuuuuut whuuuuuuUUUUt
>>69822861
tweet
mong
>>69822827
/cum/
morning lids
>>69822837
Alri Adolf
>>69822869
tweet isnt a whilstle it's more like a chirp
If I was a German soldier in 1941, I'd volunteer for the army, not because I'm an evil dirty person, but because I believe that bolshevism is the greatest threat to the world and had killed millions of my fellow Christians. It wouldn't have anything to do with being a hateful racist any more than joining the American army would have to do with the approval of segregation policies.
t. you
Having a so called triple espresso, better make the best of mummies coffee machine before I have to go back to uni and im in aeropress again
>>69822810
>his county was never a saxon kingdom
creasing
>>69822861
fwuuuuuuuuuu
splurt
t. willy
PAF
t. Asterix
>that feel when black gf
>>69822861
Fyooo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
t. phimosis lad
>>69822861
SSSSSSHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
bbbbbBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhssssssss
buying stocks in onomatopoeia gimmick
Eff
-The letter F
Gf just said she can't tell her dad about me
Reckon he's racist
What is "Mercia"?
Mercia is a part of south-central Great Britain more frequently known as the "Midlands". It was previously an independent state, but was conquered in the 10th century AD by Wessex, with the illegal deposition of Queen Aelfwynn. Since then it has remained in foreign hands, now being ruled from London. Mercia has been divided between two "Government Office" regions of "West Midlands" and "East Midlands", as part of a Labour government plot in 1994.
Mercia's population of 11 million is roughly four times that of Wales, and over twice the size of Scotland's. And yet Mercia has no degree of 'home rule' at all, being split into dozens of so-called "counties" under a typical Kentish divide-and-conquer policy.
Mercia has ports on the Bristol channel, the Irish sea, and the North sea. Our territorial demends include the so-called "traditional Counties" of Cheshire, Derbyshire, Nottinghamshire, Lincolnshire, Shropshire, Staffordshire, Leicestershire, Rutland, Stamfordshire, Hereford and Worcester, Gloucestershire, Warwickshire, Winchcombeshire, Westmidlandsshire, Northamptonshire, Huntingondshire, and Cambridgeshire.
Mercians are not an officially recognised "ethnic group", instead the government would have you belive we are English!
The Celtic language once spoken in Mercia has by the original Mercians been oppressed out of existence. There are no native speakers of Cumrian at all, and all written records have been destroyed! Also, Mercian dialects of "English" are frequently mocked!!!
The special letters "þ" and "ð" neccesary for writing Mercian are not on so-called "United" Kingdom keyboards. Instead we are supposed to "make do" with this "digraph" of TH. Hundreds of thousands of Mercians have been sent to die in wars started by the Hanoverian regime over the centuries! And were the Mercian people ever consulted about this? No!
Billions of pounds of tribute (or as they call it "taxes") paid to London each year, stay in London.
>>69822958
fuck off i do not shitpost like that
>>69822861
feeyoowick
lot more of this will happen now trumps president lads
Haych
t. H
>>69822994
or gay
>HE'S HERE
>>69823007
it's you losing your 'ginity
>>69822998
Huntingdonshire spelt wrong by still mentioned
>>69822998
Mercian interests are not represented abroad. Not one country recognises Mercia as an oppressed nation. This is due to fear of retaliation by the Kentish-Wessex mafia and their servants Northumbria, Scotland, Wales and Ulster!
It is no longer "politically correct" to call Wales part of England, but if you attempt likewise to distinguish Mercia and England in polite conversation, people just ignore you!
The Kentish dominated media oligarchy has been so succesful at keeping Mercian Nationalism off the agenda, that most people have never even heard of the Mecian Nationalists!!!
We call out to all Mercians, whether you be from Birmingham or Lincoln, from Liverpool or Cambridge, from Nottingham or Gloucester, to rise up and overthrow the imperialistical scum from Wessex-Kent and their collaborators in Northumbria!!! May the Greater London Empire of England and all those who support it die!
>>69822998
North Derbyshire and Lincolnshire is Yorkshire clay
>>69823011
Some people couldn't fight to save their lives
remembering the time a pakistani married milf replied to my craigslist ad and could've fucked her, she wanted to do anal
was gonna look up her pics on fabswingers but can't remember her username
>>69823017
struggle to get my head round just how much of a twat he looks ngl
>>69822784
reddit is full of nonces and poofs, it's not news
>>69823022
ive always imagined i would autistically try to show zero emotion during sex just incase i made a weird face
>>69822998
>>69823041
>tfw eternal Kentish man
you can do NOTHING to stop us
Hi, I'm Brett. If you have any questions about studying at the University of Southampton just type below.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38589427#pq=RbIoXb
>there was "more than one tape", "audio and video", on "more than one date", in "more than one place" - in the Ritz-Carlton in Moscow and also in St Petersburg - and that the material was "of a sexual nature".
Trump just following in his German >heritage roots
>>69823011
>niggers
how is he so based lads?
>>69823083
he's better looking than you or me
>>69823110
stop posting fake news
>>69823017
alri?
>>69823017
Looks like a serial killer
Why are people acting like Trump getting a cheeky golden shower is some national scandal in y*nkland
>>69822750
You don't have mandatory strengthening in middle and high school? Or why your "tough" guys look like jews in Dachau? All my friends told me there is nothing easier than beat englishmen hooligans.
>>69823161
learn to smile you pretentious cunt
who's your favourite youtuber
>>69823161
that would be much better for the 'der
how did you end up on the chon?
>>69823191
xexizy
>>69823143
doesn't mean he doesn't look like a twat though
caught a full blown cold lads, head hurts like hell
>>69823176
Yanks are notorious prudes
>>69823128
Who's that?
>>69823191
turtlemong asmr
>>69823176
>enjoying blokes cumming in your arse: completely normal
>enjoying some piss on you: national outrage
dont get some peoples thinking 2bh
>>69823189
smiling in photos is a modern yank disease that I will not succumb to
>>69823213
>Caught a cold
Should have ducked, mate
>>69823191
leafyishere
>>69823224
Mike
>>69823183
>middle and high school?
FOY
Can't imagine having to change schools three times. What is even the point of a "middle school"
>>69823191
jabzy
>>69823264
it's easy to understand if you put yourself in a yank's shoes
breakfast lunch and dinner school
>>69823191
Watch an Estonian bloke play a tank game 2bh
bet aussies fucking STINK of BO
well take a look at what happened
How does one get into cattle rustling, where can you sell stolen cattle?
>>69823128
>>69823224
mike "BUY MONKEY BRAIN" alimony
>>69823191
Stefan Molyneux of Freedomain Radio
>>69823301
yeah I do tbqh
>>69823264
my secondary called years 7-9 'middle school' cause its structure was different to the 'senior school'
the gf
>>69823301
In summer it can get pretty bad in small spaces 2bh
DETEST having to use public transport on 35+ days. There's always a couple runts incapable of using deoderant
>Be yank
>Go to three separate schools everyday
Unfabricatable
>>69823264
i went to 3 primary schools haha
what am i like eh
>>69823319
http://www.rabbimindset.com/
>>69823314
that kind of things starts genocides mate
i don't have bo i use lynx every morning
>>69823191
MDE is the best overall
Primitive Technology is cool for interesting videos
>>69823324
Do people unironically listen to this fucker? Heard him on bro brogan once and he was insufferable even compared to fucking Joe who can be annoying at times
>>69823335
Actually would make sense over here as 10 and 11 and GCSE years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
anyone else feel like a proud aussie after listening to their anthem
>>69823345
>35+
>hot
pussy
>>69823355
>be iceman
>all icelandic children go to the same school
>>69823399
>insufferable
he was. he's a changed man.
>>69823314
>where can you sell stolen cattle?
south sudan
>>69823355
hang on
is this true?
>>69823356
i went to 8
>>69823241
Is Mike nice?
>>69823442
whysat
>>69823442
t. anger issues
>You have a right to freely express your convictions and opinions. However, the Constitution asserts that the State should try to make sure that the radio, the press and the cinema are not used to undermine public order or morality or the authority of the State. It also states that it is an offence to publish or utter blasphemous, seditious or indecent matter.
It's not great but at least it's something, do brits even have freedom of speech?
>>69821650
>even the british "tough guys" look like nu-male cucks
lel
who /special needs/ here
>>69823437
Unfabricatable, mate
I've been to a comprehensive, a private and a grammar school.
grammar schools are the best of the lot.
>>69823472
>mountain jew learns to sling the hottest pol terms of 2015 in absolutely savage post on internet message board "4chan"
>>69823437
No, I don't even know what he's trying to say, silly viking brute
>>69823472
Alri, Slovakia
think my cleanly shaven face is contributing to the serial killer look
>>69823463
moved a lot
>>69823469
ye-
THIS POST WAS CENSORED BY THE BBFC
>>69823472
ooh a tough guy slovene. quaking in my boots mate. haha fucking gimp.
/general needs/
>>69823520
Nobody gives two fucks about your faggot face, go to bed, I will heem you until you never wake up again
evens i wank
odds i don't
>>69823502
good post
grammar school was good
would literally have kms if i went to an all boys
Used to be an altar boy
>>69823520
*Pulls your turtleneck over your head*
*Shoves you unto your face*
Haha. Easy, killer
>>69823602
is that a gay std? bloody degenerate benders
>>69823602
too bad x
>>69823612
proto-nonce
turtlemong looks a bit like charlie chaplain sans the tash
>>69823242
I'm not Yank, you can use these terms in every country in the world.
>>69823668
FOY
>>69823668
FOY
>>69823668
FOSY
hmmm
>>69823668
FOY
>>69823726
nah he was looking for something under her chair
why did the nerd on the right move? was he sitting there to get her whiff as well?
I hope God has forgiven me for what I have done