/brit/

frederica

i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.

anyone else?

>>69823726
What is he doing?

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At the gf's place, bored already.

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me n the lads

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threadly reminder to think about my willy

>>69823765
>Sniffing her seat
Ah yes

>watching a documentary about sudan
>"my wife called me and said 'something bad is happening, there is a lot more shooting than usual'"
>'than usual'
can't imagine living in a place where there is a baseline, acceptable level of gunfire

yaass this is so important

might offer a service to neets similar to japan's white hands

reply to this post if you're interested

*gets down on my hands and knees to pick something up underneath my chair*

ahh yes, the "pre-sesh sesh"

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>>69823828
>my wife
Really get's the old neurons firing.

>>69823828
ask a yank

>>69823769
d..d..desklad?

industrial hardcore

>>69823899
>>69823716
twat

>>69823919
delete this

caught my bollocks trying to cross the Korean DMZ lads

It is

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>>69823919
my favourite character is the bloke on the right who clearly just touched that bloke's arse and then smiles

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Thinking about upgrading the ol' 'brator

>>69823919
Imagine getting this angry about men kicking a ball around

Sometimes it really hits me how stupid everyone else is

>>69823999
me saying "i dont believe it"

>>69823919
kpop t.bh lads

>>69823999
just noticed the lad looking directly at the camera and shaking his head

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>>69823873
you would too if you had their joints

>>69823919
>>69824018
Every time I watch this I see something new, I normally stare at K-pop desu man and the angry ginger manlet

>>69824075
surely man must see this footage and decide to make some changes

>>69824075
it's like an upside down turtle
jesus

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>>69823873
I would too, the girl is a 10

>>69823999
love this

someone post the one where the pete-postlewaite-type-guy rises and the other guy's doing the chink thing

>>69823919
really wanna know what the fuck is happening with the stroke victim

>>69823919
David Miliband in the bottom right

do planes crash into each other

>>69824131
Stupid twat

>>69824141
nah

m8 just told me that yanks have been rangebanned from /brit/

mental

>>69824157
never?

please stop bullying scousers ;__;

>>69824141
Only if they fly into eachother

>>69824190
not possible m8

>>69824211
how often does that happen

Scousers?
Scoundrels more like

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=

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>>69824175
We can all hope

>>69824218
why isn't it

i'm sure it has happened. it must of at least a handful of times

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>>69824191
>>69824191
>Scousers
>Liverpool fans

Pick one, we're bullying Norwegians and southerners.
This is a scouser

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>>69824130
wonder if either of them saw this afterwards
can't imagine what I'd do I'd be mortified, though tbf I wouldn't do it in the first place

Icelad?
Nicelad more like

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Considering taking the dogs to the pub for a few beers

Does the tea or the milk go in the cup first?

>>69824075
>>69824237
life without dignity

>>69824263
*psst* its cut short and in the longer version you can tell he didn't actually sniff the seat

Got a scholarship to one of the best private schools in the country, the sort that made you learn latin and now is plagued with accusations of teachers diddling kids in the 70s, got pretty good grades, made useful connections with many now-successful people and could've got into pretty much any uni. I wanted but instead I'm now sitting here at 3:28 on a Friday morning wanking to men with knee-high socks and feminine cocks and shitposting on a Tibetan tea enthusiast forum.

Who here /toppingthemselvesby35/

>>69824237
hope he gets an infection and dies

fucking fat bastard should have died years ago

>>69824260
>scousers
>neverton
liverpool is red

>>69824242
What's the matter, did a Yank fuck your waifu?

>>69824243
never has lad. technology stops it

>>69824190
very very very rarely, think about it, the sky is massive and planes are comparatively tiny and there aren't many of them

>>69824281
not sure a pub would approve of having rats brought in

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>>69824237

>>69824297
Nah man, Oslo is red.

>>69824291
>lasting til 35
no thank you

>>69824291
i'm 35 already so not me

>>69824281
Beer isn't good for dogs.

>>69824299
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gol_Transportes_A%C3%A9reos_Flight_1907

E X P O S E D

>>69824223
Every now and again

>>69824282
Depends, is your tea in a teapot and are you using fine china? if so then milk first
If you're brewing it in the mug then milk last

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>>69824223
Ceiba Intercontinental Airlines Flight 71 / Senegalair plane

>>69824321
i cannot fathom life at that size. surely its impossible to do normal things. can he even wipe his own arse?

>>69824317
It's a dog friendly pub but the owner has a pug and my 2 keep trying to bum it senseless.

>>69824290
oh ok cheers
it really looks like it though...kek

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I have never in my life made any physical contact with a human vagina

>>69824298
>waifu
Why are all yanks so childish?

>>69823716
We get shit on for calling it a "lounge" but it makes perfect sense. Do you sleep on your bedee in your bedroom?

British cunts need to just fuck off

>>69824362
His girlfriend has to do it for him.

>>69824299
There was at least one big incident in Brazil, a private jet hit a passenger plane I think.

>>69824360
>africa

don't care, in fact i'm glad they're dead

>>69824281
considering taking your dog to chinky for a chow mein

>>69824398
Ever touched a dick?

australian /fa/ lad is quite good looking

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>don't care, in fact i'm glad they're dead

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>>69824398
>human vagina

having you been fiddling the dog again mate

>>69824405
but we don't call the actual lounge a "sofa room", the equivalent in your analogy would be having a bedroom in your bedroom room

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>>africa

>don't care, in fact i'm glad they're dead

Back in 2009, were on the waiting list in Tartus for 8 months because all the relatives of officials were getting theirs first. Every time we asked, they told us there aren't any lines available. One day, my father paid 5,000 Lira to some engineer at the telecom centre, and suddenly there were available lines.. for us and for our neighbours.

Good days.

>>69824398
what about when you were born?

>>69824407
nah

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Fantastic thread

REMINDER

http://pastebin.com/uFEjjX0Q

>>69824474
nah

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>>69824409
Not much eating on them

>>69824497
virus, do NOT click

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http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-11.html

>When his friends cut the cord anchoring the lawnchair to his Jeep, he did not float lazily up to 30 feet. Instead he streaked into the LA sky as if shot from a cannon, pulled by the lift of 45 helium balloons, holding 33 cubic feet of helium each.

>He didn't level off at 100 feet, nor did he level off at 1000 feet. After climbing and climbing, he leveled off at 16,000 feet.

HEIL THE QUEEN
FALKANDS ARE BRITISH
IRISH GENOCIDE DIDNT HAPPEN
ULSTER IS BRITISH

>>69823769
>gfs parents let you smoke in their house
Comfy

>>69824532
*throws you a treat*
Who's a good little boy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWBEXwGQmm0

>asian cock
>still gets a qt white wife
not fair

>>69824525
what a 'loon

>>69824130
Why?

>>69824497
>brick shithouse-san

what

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>>69824484
>Designated Felicityposter
??????

>potatoes weren't introduced to ireland until 1589
>we're meant to believe the potato famine was real

something's not adding up here lads

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yaaas slay

>>69824346
Pretty interesting story behind this one desu.

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>>69824525
>He never married and had no children. Larry hiked into the forest and shot himself on October 6, 1993. He died at the age of 44.
now im sad

>>69824532
Irish genocide DID happen and we're proud of it

having a look

>>69824551
>wild wasteland which is just a glorified and out-grown prison of Her Majesty's
go eat a kangaroo, you meager diaspora.
I want to talk with actual subjects.

>>69824290
nah mate he definitely did sniff the seat but made a show out of it to try to hide it

celeb spammers are the fucking worst, go back to /tv/

>>69824583
become the brick shithouse

>>69824447
this is one of my favourite pepes but it looks very old compared to contemporary pepes. the eyelids could do with a touch-up 2bh and his right eyelid should be raised very slightly. that would stop him looking a bit retarded when hes meant to be exasperated. perhaps someone in /brit/ has the skills needed to accomplish this. thanks.

>>69824647
Hey,wanna look at a site which showcases Victorian English cottages and big houses?
theenglishmansion.com
go there, it's a great site,very informative

>>69824660
please dont be rude to australia

>>69824654
like what you see?

>>69824660
Don't get why people insist on highlighting just how shitty our beginnings were, it just makes our ascent to where we are even greater 2bh

>>69824660
please be rude to australia

I'm not built like a brick shithouse
Brick shithouses are built like me

Now that exams are almost over, I think it's time to turn my attention elsewhere, any of you play FFXIV?

>>69824525
the fulton surface to air recovery system?

what's up lads?

>>69824706
SHAN'T be clicking on that

>>69824742
yeh i do

Let's not forget that the Irish potato famine occured in the 1850s. Literally the 19th century. Not the 13th or 14th when you might expect a nation to struggle to feed itself in the face of bad crops.

>>69824706
virus do not click

>>69824763
my cock in your arse

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Doing a read

>>69824775
>Not the 13th or 14th when you might expect a nation to struggle to feed itself in the face of bad crops
Holodomor was in the 20th century lad

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>>69824587
You know my name (look up the number)

>>69824768
Worth playing or will I get bored? a girl(male) wants me to give it a bosh

>>69824742
I don't waste my time with weebshit

>>69824707
>>69824729
Oh! conflicting orders
>>69824709
>where we are
where ARE you?
you're getting pozzed by silat pinoys and moslems

cqc, close quarters combat, huh?

>>69824844
prefer not to say

>>69824775
I can tell this is Ulster using proxies/VPN so I'm not going to get baited

>>69824790
It's not a virus you doofus.
>>69824767
Why?
isn't curiosity killing you?
Relax, no porn site would be named like that.

theenglishmansion.com

>>69824859
Only play exclusively western stuff then?

>>69824888
Ok and checked.

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Dolmio?

Would like to cum on Felicity's teeth 2bh lads.

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>JUSTIN TRUDEAU CLAIMS HE COULD "PROBABLY TAKE" VLADIMIR PUTIN IN A FIGHT

http://www.burrardstreetjournal.com/justin-trudeau-claims-he-could-probably-take-vladimir-putin/

>"Well i used to be a Boxer"
>"I'd probably destroy him really"
Justin Trudeau said.

Ex-KGB and Blackbelt vs Boxer of intolerance and acceptance!!!!

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>>69824957
Don't be lewd, she's pure

whoah

the feelings of meagreness are really hitting hard now. I guess the last few days didn't really register as I was drunk pretty much the entire time but now that I'm sober it really feels shit being a loser.

>>69824987
she gets naked in Chalet Girl

>>69824957
i'd cum on every inch of her body until she's scraping off flakes of dried cum for weeks

>>69824992
you the lad with the dirty floor?

>>69825015
thanks for reminding me that i hadnt finished getting cum out of my knuckle hair

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38597714

>the man who made the complaint is a Jewish professor who didn't even watch the speech and made the complaint based on the reaction from lefties
SHOCKING

>>69824980
Reckon the leaf would indeed probably take him if it was in the ring desu.

When I was in school, there was a kid who's parents were Irish but changed their name from o'toole to toole when they came over because of strong anti Irish sentiment at the time. But they gave their son the original o'toole name.
After 6th form one of our group of friends got a flat on a rough estate and o'toole was always a bit scared of going there because of how rough it was so we wrote "taigs out" on a street sign near my mates flat. O'toole saw it and got the fear and refused to ever go back there.

>>69824980
KGB were spies not MMA champions
real life isn't an anime =DD his kgb rank is irrelevant.
his sambo is relevant

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-38582111

btfo

>>69823828

I live near a shooting range.

Check mate you bong wanker

>>69824980
Blackbelt in what? Most Eastern martial arts are nonsense.

>>69825043
no I'm the lad who broke up with his gf and now has nobody to talk to

>>69825107
Judo

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>>69825005
brb

>>69824807

Sure. Both happened in fucked up, worthless countries a matter of decades apart.

>>69825107
sambo, which is a more brutal version of judo

>>69825107
Blackbelt in rigging western elections.

>>69824980
Someone post the webm of him getting floored by a sparring jab

>>69825051
bit of a misleading headline

>>69824980
well he is bigger and young than putin
could probably win

this felicity girl seems so graceful and feminine

i want her to sit on my face and gas me like it's 1917

Imagine getting too close to a train and the only thing it takes off is your bollocks

ah yes I'm getting comfy thinking about it

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would be quite interested in a jav gf

>>69825114
You didn't follow my advice then

>>69825169
She's a coalburner

>>69825131
judo wasn't supposed to be brutal.
sambo was created for real battle
t. MA history pro

>>69825051
cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>69825107

Putin is a ridic figure with plenty of plastic surgery now, but he's a pretty legit hardman - or was in his prime. Advanced judo and a cold heart. Trudeau would get turned into a fine red mist.

>>69825155
Watch the video, it's accurate

>>69825214
what's the best virgin martial art I can learn?

>>69825157
In an actual fight? Nah all Vlad has to do is get him on the floor and he's fucked

>>69825207
quit your lies yank

>>69825233
Didn't say anything antisemitic

>>69825256
*scamper back into my yankhole*

>>69825189
nope haha

impossible advice anyway except the gf bit, but I still think that one was the right choice

In the news is it worse to be 'slammed' or 'blasted'

What martial art could a 5'8 manlet learn to best protect himself and his woman?

>>69825239
Judo is less practical than boxing though. Someone who's good at judo vs someone who's equally good at boxing gets BTFO almost 100% guaranteed. Don't know about sambo, that might change the odds a little. But Putin is 64, that's way too old for any of that shit ŧbh.

business idea: instead of long expensive and destructive wars, nations settle their differences by putting their leaders in the ring against each other

>>69824980
putin practices judo and sambo, twink would get demolished

>>69825051
he read the speech though lad

>>69825244
Taekwondo

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>coalburner
kek, you wish

>>69825312
Slammed.

Blasted is like a slamming that's not 100% justified.

>>69825244
i ASSUME you don't masturbate
that means your prolonged continence makes you flexible,resistant and fierce
learn Hindu Wrestling, all the champions were confirmed celebites

going to the kitchen and putting up with the awkwardness around the flatmates isn't worth it

t. 9st 8lbs runt

>>69825328
BJJ obviously

>>69825344
>twink would get demolished
twink is term used by GAY MEN!!!

>>69825328
boxing

everything else is a meme when it comes to fights in real life

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>Fliss will never be Queen of England
jdimsa

>>69825334

You're probably right about a straight up fight.

I know which I'd be more fearful of though.

>>69825114
you did it today?

>>69825425
boxing doesn't account for grappling and kicking

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*nibbles lettuce lovingly*

>>69825449
you'd literally never heard of her before star wars, had you

>>69825334
you dont know what youre tlaking about
watch early ufc, pure grappling wins in 100% of pure grappling v pure striking fights

Do people respect me less for having a female best friend who has a boyfriend?

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cara

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>>69825514
The Theory of Everything was a massive movie mate, her and Eddie were Oscar-nominated for it. Of course I bloody had

>>69825553
yes

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>he lives more than a 10 minute walk from work

lmaoing@ you commute cucks

Fighter runts: Which boxers in history could take Fedor in his prime in a street brawl?

>>69825553
no one but MRAs

>>69825553
00-any=00 (infinite)

I have endless respect for the British

>>69825483
yup

she realised by the odd way I was texting earlier in the week though so she wasn't surprised when I told her. she didn't take it well, almost cried myself and felt like an absolute cunt (still do).

luckily I've got alcohol now so in about half an hour I should feel better

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>>69825559
Why do we always have the best girls, lad? Are yanks even trying any more?

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There needs to be an Irish ultranationalist paramilitary operating in the mountains and the highlands using guerilla tactics to cripple British military units and other targets

Sure the young lads would love it, do her taliban style this time and go for x10 the casualties

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>>69824980
going to heem the next ruskie i see

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the guest bedroom

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>>69825582
>he doesn't live a 5 minute walk away from his comfy pub bartender job
screaming

>>69825596
why'd you break up with her

>>69825583
most top professional boxers in the same weight class, certainly all world champions

>>69825376
She's into Latinos

>>69825612
>mountains and the highlands

Where?

>>69825629

Paying bedroom tax on that I assume?

ah yes, the 'cide

>>69825583
Me

perceiving an occurrence

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https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/819532761895763970

>>69825674
There's lots of mountains and highlands in NI, the geography there is similar to scotland

>>69825678
tax is for the poor

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the gf

>>69825678
Bedroom tax isn't actually a tax, it's a reduction in benefits for poor people.

>>69825658

Fo real?

I don't like any of this stuff. But I assume anyone who gets taken down is game over, and even taking a few punches to get the boxer down has to be possible? Surely boxers are only good at fighting other people who want to stay at arms length and duck/jab, not those who wanna dive at their legs and choke them on the floor.

>>69825649
because I can't bear to be with her, it's just an awful reminder of everything shit about me. when I see her I spend the entire time feeling moody and depressed as fuck and it's not really fair on her.

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ah yes so THIS is the power of fibre optic

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BDSM DOMMES IN LONDON?

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>>69825721
>The people who starved 11 million Ukrainians to death looked no different

pmsl

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>>69825724
our tallest mountain is the 19th tallest on the island of ireland

it's mostly rolling hills and hedgerows

PS fuck off taig

>>69825721
aaaaah yes

>>69825724
No its not
t. Live there

>>69825775
not following this thought process

>>69825771
90% of street fights are fistfights lad, there's just not the time and space to square off like you're in a ring.

When I used to commute into Victoria on Southern, some people (almost always suited City men) would take out their laptops and start writing emails on the packed train, so they'd have at least three people standing within visual range of their screen. I learned way too much about Sean's poor attitude over sales targets.

Also one time a really well dressed guy (talking three piece suit, rings, nice watch) took out his laptop and I thought he was gonna start emailing, but instead he fired up a game of Civ V. Had to resist the urge to give him tips over his shoulder.

>>69825777
More like why do they even need them
Just insult some drunk slag off the street if you want a lady to hit you

>>69825596
Told you you should have tried to talk to her about the problem first, then you would feel less guilty

Oh well time and alcohol are great healers

>>69825828
>rings
>guy
what a faggot

>>69824647

So why do you cry about the IRA then?

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>>69825721
>Police investigated claim and found it to not be a hate crime

READ THE STORY
THIS IS FAKE NEWS TOXIC NARRATIVE OF POST-TRUTH BREXT BRITIAN

>>69825790
>>69825793
REEEEEEEE stop proving my low quality post wrong

The Brits couldn't even enter south Armagh, isolated countryside, you know what I mean

>>69825777
idk argie

something something massive fucking population something

it's a real mystery

>>69825828
I always chip in with some advice when I see people playing FM on the train.

>>69825848
Don't think you know what you're on about tbqh lad

>>69825835
maybe, although I'm really repressed when it comes to expressing how I feel to people so it would have been really hard.

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*transmetallates from boron to palladium*

WWWWAAAAAHHHHHEYY!

looking for a wife in the twitch IRL section

>>69825833
>>69825867
i ADMIT wanting to need one
but I haven't fapped for 50 days and i am not gonna start today again


>>69825867
i DOUBT there are many in Hong kong for example

want to adopt a retired greyhound

>>69825898
If you arent comfortable talking about them with her then she wasnt the one for you

Doing a poo

>>69825887
I mean if the PIRA just stuck back in the countryside and committed attacks on British units and sabotaged British resources every day

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>converts AC signal to DC current
HOWS ABOUT THAT THEN

>>69825881
FM?

>>69825948
>inb4 the auslad who thought he was into ballbusting until he actually did it, the madman

>>69825978
Don't care

>>69825980
Football Manager

>>69825948
>i DOUBT there are many in Hong kong for example
i bet you there are fucking tons

Republic > Constitutional Monarchy

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the ball'n'chain

>>69825994
i know a lad who constantly shares shit like this on facebook
he's a fucking retard

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Absolutely HOWLING at this interview lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04p749d

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>Republic > Constitutional Monarchy

>>69825957
never believed that there's an idealistic "one" that's out there for me lad

besides, there's not a human on earth who I've ever been about talk to about my feelings anyway (/brit/ excepted, doesn't really count anyway).

>>69826037
I am that lad

>>69826008
*electrocutes you*

>>69825992
PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT THAT
which domme did he go with??
the freak girls from "milked and busted" are great for example

>im more of an armpit sweat/piss/spit humiliation and feet licking guy.
I like domestic femdom, jeans, dresses, so on,rather than leather or complex gear

bathroom lightbulb's blown out so just had a poo in the dark

>>69826080
no you're not x

is drinking on an emty stomach a good idea? feel a bit sick and I've only had one pint of bitter

vocaroo this
>queueing

never seen a fanny irl

>Interstellar STILL has about 1300 seeders on one torrent

Greatest film of all time?

This is me derrring the theme tune to a kids' tv show from when I was little. Does anyone have any idea what it's from?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KPnB7oNjkF

>>69826136
having an empty stomach isn't a good idea

you lads seen 'Revolting'? pretty funny 2bh

>>69826165
alri fatty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9T-9fZn_oA

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>>69826134
Is that so?

>>69825978
at least add a low pass filter on the end of that lad

the fucking state

Don't get on my bad side

>>69826155
still haven't seen it even though its been on netflix here for ages
just feels like a big commitment and i haven't felt up to it

>>69826187
is this projection i'm not sure

>>69824980
Considering Putin's age, I'm sure that's true. If Putin were even a decade younger, I'd put my bets on Putin.

>>69826145
キューイング

>>69826157
smug twat

CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES

>>69826110
well he found out it's actually immensely painful and not hot at all. no idea where he went, somewhere in melbourne where all the crazy wankers live.

good luck trying to get a gf into that stuff

tripped over a tumbleweed this morning

>Police treat home secretary speech as 'hate incident'


HAHAHAHAH what a fucking shithole country LOL Brits lol HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

bored as fuck today. any good addictive games recommendations? thinking of just downloading something off steam

Kill all the grey squirrels to save the red squirrels 2bh

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>Canadian pretty face gayboy thinks he can take a black belt in combat sambo and all out hard Slavic cunt

https://youtu.be/WuGtYNnlYS8

Come on lads we need to help Trump think of a business idea

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-press-conference-folders-business-plan-empire-blank-fake-handover-donald-jr-eric-a7523426.html

>Donald Trump press conference: Folders 'containing his business plan' appear to be blank

>>69826282
>good luck trying to get a gf
:') this alone is accurate


also, some guys start in A LOT of busting videos.
how come They like it? really, they even get electrocuted( in menareslaves.com, they have remote controlled electic chastity belts)
some even get tattoo of their dommes.
are they sick fucks?

>>69826372
business idea: realise he's a dumb cunt in way over his head and assassinate him in Dallas

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>>69826334

Kill all the Icelanders 2bh

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>>69826371
>Barely touched him

>>69826256
hmm
not sexy enough than i expected

>>69826414
Yank tier post

>>69826387
wow there are a lot of retards doing porn...who knew....

>>69826334
>However, it had to be recorded as a "non-crime hate incident" in accordance with police national guidelines.

>These state: "Where any person, including police personnel, reports a hate incident which would not be the primary responsibility of another agency, it must be recorded regardless of whether or not they are the victim, and irrespective of whether there is any evidence to identify the hate element."

So basically it's a drop-down list on a police spreadsheet.

wow, it's literally fucking nothing

>>69826371
Jesus Christ what a fucking glass chin, the knockout is so bizarre it doesn't even look real

*saves post for new thread*

>>69826454
i agree porn is digusting

but what kind of man would accept getting kicked on the balls by an admitedlly hot girl for all the internet to see??
or drinking piss, getting sodomized by strapons from either british milfs or bratty teen princesses.

do then Enjoy pain? or enjoy the pain of pain?

glug glug glug

guess who's back on the piss again lads?

only got a couple of cans left, need make a run to tescos to get some more soon

>>69826493
*does the same*

>>69826529
it's me

i shopped girls I known unto femdom photos
shall I dump?

>>69826554
I'd be lying if I said I cared one bit

>>69826044
the power of rustlers unis

>>69826552
>>69826552
>>69826552
New