/brit/

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ah yes

>>69818898
fuck you 2bh, I've earned the right to this pathetic existence by not killing myself

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>>69818950
do you look like this?

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it's hailstoning lads

rec me a miserable film will you boys

not an indie film or anything though haha

>>69818990
Yeah but it's not though

>>69818958
Dolhpin faced bitch

>>69818994
the road

Lads there's something seriously wrong with my heart

It keeps retracting and extracting. Its almost like a beating sensation and gets faster when I move around,

>>69818998

>trying to force is local weather forecast on me

Would test your chin if you said that to me irl.

>>69818994
tyrannosaur (2011) is pretty grim i believe
leviathan (2014) looks grim
blue valentine (2010) was depressing

>>69818989
I look pretty healthy and well adjusted, although I feel physically pretty shite most of the time. I do smoke and have bags under my eyes though.

>>69819027
Hopefully by slapping your sweaty bollocks against it big boy x

>>69818994
I have watched quite a few depressing and horrific movies anon, but none more of a downer than Threads

Bonus: it's set in Britain

>>69818994
Jar City

>>69819031
I was reading up on Leviathan yesterday
spooky lad

>>69818994
the first bit of UP

>>69819038
Me

Might go see the new Star Wars film, any you lads seen it? Is it good?

>leaf """""""""comedy"""""""""

>>69818994
requiem for a dream

>>69819057
>>69819051
>>69819031
>>69819012
>>69819100
>>69819105
>>69819136
thanks lads

decided to watch threads and then blue valentine

>>69819128
Better than TFA, still not as good as the old ones imo

>>69818994
Hard Candy

>>69819128
shit wars

>>69819141
the road is the most miserable of the lot.

>no indie films
>watches threads and blue valentine

just neck yourself tbqh mate

>>69819050

No, with my fist you ponce. No idea how you misconstrued that. Nearly put my fist through the bloody wall because of your stupidity.

went to watch silence alone this morning

i'm too stupid to understand the message of the film

turtlenecks are a clear metaphor for phimosis

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want to watch manchester by the sea but don't want to leave the house

Words like violence
Break the silence
Come crashing in
Into my little world

>tfw no phimosis willy to suck on

Graham Taylor, former England manager, dies at the age of 72

>>69819188
Put your fist through the bloody wall of my anal cavity pls xx

who /chaturbate/ here

told a bird off the ol' 'der i was gay so she'd leave me alone lads

>>69819261
when i was maybe 14 i managed to lick the tip

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Bit of the ol' existential dread lads

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Whatever comes tomorrow, happened yesterday

Alright lads gonna see the new Star Wars film at 4

>>69819323
underage

>>69819340
Alri mark

need a succ

really want to see phimosis lad's face

>>69819330
is this one of those "deep" and "meaningful" phrases, which is actually just a lie said with confidence?
like "the whisper is louder than the shout" or "blacks are people too"

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>>69819367

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>>69819367
why

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Do-wop do-wop

>>69819374
the gf (radical centrist) did NOT like this post lad

>not boycotting the disney franchise
alri

>>69819242
it's shit

>>69819413
want to see if you have a single thing going for you

>>69819440
might as well boycott water while you're at it

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have been working pretty hard the last few weeks and had a good meeting about my dissertation today so im going to reward myself with a nice lunch, a spliff and maybe play a video game. i think i deserve it 2bh.

>>69819482
>implying i havent boycotted the water industry by buying alex jones water filter and using it on my own pee
lad...

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>have been working pretty hard the last few weeks and had a good meeting about my dissertation today so im going to reward myself with a nice lunch, a spliff and maybe play a video game. i think i deserve it 2bh.

>>69819480
i have blue eyes that a girl that didn't even like me was in awe of how pretty they were once

and the 'ster says i have perfect ears but unless you have ape ears who gives a fuck

>>69819526
this is a very deano post

>>69819562
you clearly dont understand the deano meme.

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*enters thread*

Doing a (you) boycott

From now on I will receive no (you)s

lads dont know whats going on i suddenly started feeling really shaky and anxious and heart started beating quite hard and rapidly is this a panic attack

>>69819583
I do.

>I think I deserve it 2bh

that's a very deano saying

>>69819595
yeah

the cat is trying get me to open the door by throwing his body at the door while I'm taking a shit

>>69819611
no it isn't

>>69819595
you need 4 of the dot points

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panic_attack#Diagnosis

>>69819595
just lift man hahaha

precious little more nerve-wracking than a shared toilet with a "shy flush"

>>69819611
not in the slightest.

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Me on the left

>being told you have perfect ears
yeah, I'll just take that for meaning you've a face like a slapped arse

>>69819633
glue a cork up his bum

>>69819559
Just get a circumcision goy

>>69819635
>>69819643
okay

my most complimented feature is my eyebrows

>>69819654
it wasn't a compliment, rather a sister bemoaning the fact that she doesn't have them cause she cares about ears for some reason

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>browsin the 'chon
>hear a thing about venezuela
>apparently they don't have a functioning economy
>in order for a venezuelan to afford something worth $20 they would need to rich royalty
>remembered i waste $20 on food i don't even eat and random shit on a daily basis and i'm a poor bastard

>>69819662
very deano post

>>69819653
coal burner

>>69819653
Me on the shirt

>>69819678
is she fit?

>>69819304
>not telling dropping the old dirty floor routine

FONT

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>>>/vg/165340584
stop

>>69819689
not anymore
>>69819660
i will when i see the point in bothering

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>been monitoring /brit/
>no one ever starts to share their adolescent bi-curious stories in their English all-boys boarding schools

bit disappointed

>>69819679
>remembered i waste $20 on food i don't even eat and random shit on a daily basis and i'm a poor bastard

>and

no, you're poor because you do that prole dumbfuckery.

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the gf

Sainsbury's own brand peri peri sauce is superior to nandos

>>69819713
only rich people go to boarding schools you dumb proxyfag
/brit/ is a working class general

>>69819711
does she have a phimosis vagina?

>>69819720
nandos is shit

>>69819715
>buy "value" meal from mcburgers
>eat the burger
>fries are stale by then
>throw out the fries

ah yes

>>69819720
correct
>>69819735
also correct

>>69819720
how do you use it? smother meat with it and into the oven?

>>69819735
Deano and Callum and Danny and Darren and Dean would like a word with you

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>>69819733
she's had a lot of boyfriends so i doubt it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwUHIGjxQBk

By any measurement I should have a pretty thick girth but no matter how I look at it my cock looks like a pencil lads

>>69819749
you can marinade meat in it or use it as a general condiment

currently enjoying a sausage sandwich slathered in it

>>69819776
what are your measurements

>>69819756
you forgot Smithster, Gazza and Smithy

>>69819776
maybe it's just quite long

>>69819764
good post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cOLtqLGfBc

banger

>>69819776
Never compare yourself to porn

eating mummy's lunchbox in lidl car park

cheese sandwiches and I put the crisps in :3

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>>69819476
don't believe you

>>69819815
they're dead anon...

>>69819843
dead sexy

>>69819744
Everyone knows you eat the chips first you fucking spacker. Cold chips are shit across the board no matter where you get them from
>>69819810
5.9'' x 5.7-ish, been a while tbf

>>69819830
i watched a few seconds of it yesterday

it's shit

>>69819718
Did you not clean your floor?

I'd like to try it up the arse to see whst it feels like
i reckon I'd hate myself afterwards for being such a bitch

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wish a girl would take a picture of me and post it on their normie networking sites

taking a crack at it

like having a non-white gf tbqh

>>69819744
Chips do not go stale after five minutes

Sounds like something else is the problem

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>>69819866

>>69819866
me on the left
no, not that guy

>>69819866
nig don't even look ripped

>>69819744
>>69819858
>not putting the chips in the burger

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the chain and ball

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Doing a hello

>>69819892
they do if it's cold which it always is

>>69819908
Depends on the burger and chips 2bh
Wouldn't dare put the hot chips from the local hot chip shop on the chicken burger they do

>>69819899
imagine raising that daughter lmao

>>69819866
>that
>ripped

this is what natty fags actually believe

http://www.strawpoll.me/12086409
http://www.strawpoll.me/12086409

This is the first time I've got that 'society, man' feeling.
Insane.

>>69819953
Kissed my cousins willy once

>>69819916
Face like a wedding cake

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hmmm just received this

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>hot chips

>>69819916
wouldn't mind her taking a chain to my balls

>>69819889
thats cus ur black ha ha ha

>>69819935
was just thinking about maccas
wouldn't do it with anything but shoestring

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>>69819941
DELET THIS

Imagine eating a burger from McDonalds

Disgusted desu

>rubs willy
>cum comes out

Thank you Allah for this blessed gift

>>69819941
I imagine its just her and her mother

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What was everyone's first full time job like?

>20
>Offered a 16k + commission at insurance broker following up leads

Should I take it lads? There is potential for a rise later on

>>69820017
Allah forbids willy rubbing. You just rubbed your way to hell, anon.

>>69820026
deano-tier

>>69819983
>a arguing
not sure what she meant by this

>>69820026
Machine operator in a factory. Wanted to kill myself on the 4th day. Life is miserable since

/blog

>>69820026
Assistant manager at JJB sports

>>69820026
23 earning 50 as a BA

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caption this

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nice round chebs

are they fake?

>>69820096
Yes

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>>69820096
yes

>>69819732
Definitely not

/brit/ is 100% spineless middleclass wankers

Just look at all these posts about 'tinder' and 'university'

>>69820096
ye

just slammed a car door on the gf's head

>>69820026
php developer 42k can't pay leccy

>>69820096
god I hate fake tits

and that student accommodation looks terrible

>tfw the favourite /r/asstastic poster wants someone from 'ddit to fuck her but i don't live in new york
jdimsa

>>69819732
I got a scholarship to go to an all boys boarding school
NOT everyone who goes to good schools are rich

>>69820152
Tastefully done fake tits can look nice and increase a woman's confidence by up to 200%

Going back to bed, too hungover desu

>>69820179
Why do women even get fake tits

That's like a guy getting an operation to have a massive bulge

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getting sick of this corbyn youth activist now

whatever. i'll do what i want

>>69820203
why dont you respect the women or the youth?

odds: I go to the gym later
evens: I just do the rowing machine at home

>>69820201
because 90% of white males (the most desirable male) would prefer their woman to have big tits

petrol prices dont affect me. i just put in £20 every time.

>>69820179
they still feel terrible to touch and look horribly unnatural regardless

also scars look nasty

>>69820245
They don't deserve it Tbh

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>>69820266
I'm white and I like small-medium tits

Big tits are disgusting, all veiny and saggy and shit

odds: i go to the gym later
evens: i play video games
dubs: i eat 23 cheeseburgers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fJIdMG-2WQ

>>69820026
17 earning 16k as a recruitment admin

Only done it for a year before going to uni

>>69820266
alri la what's it like living back in the 1970s

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>>69820305

Missing the ex

>loving massive tits
shit taste
round+shapely B or C cups tbqh

>>69820362
Are you disappointed lad

>>69820338
big tits are the one sexual feature that's never out
>>69820296
alri

downloading the first episode of Taboo

>>69820305
off you go fatboy

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>arseville

Liking big tits means you're a manchild who wasn't loved enough by his mother

>>69820408
>the poonited sharts of arsemerica

>>69820296
>posts a Japanese rendering and not a real female
Don't think it matters what you prefer you fucking virgin hahaha

>>69820416
what if my mother had big tits though

>>69820433
that just means you have mummy issues

and liking very very small tits means you're a closet nonce

wiley's new album out at midnight lads

ain't been this gassed since I had fat chips

>>69820416
That's kind of far fetched lad i could say all those who love flatter women are pedos

if you dont like all tits you are gay

hypothesis: the anglo race was literally manufactured by the demon whose blood is coal and oil to usher in the eternal reign of industry

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>wiley's new album out at midnight lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydi_8Mt-ffo
me at 1:09 doing a gurn

>>69820471
regret not going to boomtown 2bh. should go this year.

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>>69820362
FOR THE GLORY OF SONTAR

>>69820362
still weird to find out thailad looks like that

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>walks towards you

playing rainbow six lads
im VERY good at it

>>69820470
Can someone get just the guy and computer on transparent background lads? Need it for my rasheed folder

>>69820485
ill meet you there lad

be well banterous

>>69820497
who do you play

doctor said i've got to give up the pussy ffs

>>69820201
>That's like a guy getting an operation to have a massive bulge
You would if you could.

>>69820269
Scars are easily hidden these days

rorke has just quoted my post

think I might have upset him again

>>69820485
>>69820515
/brit/ meetup at boomtown tbqh. I'd go with you lads

>>69820515
i'll be the lad in a Hawaiian shirt tripping my fucking balls off.

>>69820362
>>69820490
DAMN, THAILAD LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??

>>69820535
Allergies?

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what happens at the red dot

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going to meet the london mrs parents lads

>>69820534
On attack: Glaz, Twitch, Ash
On defence: Doc, Kapkan, Smoke

>>69820568
hazel grove?

>>69820558
ill be the 6'4" brick shithouse off my nut on coke

[Talking about Romanians]
Cummin' over here, tastin' are knobs

>>69820416
No, that's milf fetish. I know, I have it.

>>69820568
scummy activities

three hour exams should be fucking illegal


essay based ones ESPECIALLY

>>69820563
why do you think it keeps getting posted lad?

>>69820651
for art A level we had a 10 hour exam broken up between two days
genuinely really liked it tbf, spending two full days painting is nice

>>69820557
this should fucking happen

should i make a pastebin with the meeting details

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does great britain have bees

>Be woman in late fourties
>Get to fuck younguns who are into old ladies lik me
>Be man in late fourties
>Pretty much all you could get is a divorced mother and her children

Sure sucks to have a willy lad

>>69820676
>art A level
poof

>>69820697
got no idea what that is lad

>>69820697
hello riley

>>69820697
yes

my mum's a beekeeper
it's a real shame I don't like honey

>>69820697
looks like a fly

>>69820697
wtf is that creature
looks fake
>american wildlife

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>>69820712
>there are no women into old men

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>art A level

>>69820712
most women aren't attractive in their 40s and men age far better

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>>69820715
say that to my face not online see what happens

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>>69818925
choon, lads, choon

https://youtu.be/Mrmv1gCEMRk

>>69820677
yeah lad set it up

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>>69820795
>music made after 1980

>/brit/ has been a constant message board for about 7 years now

fucking m e n t a l

Lecturer: You failed your exams
Me: That's fake news
Lecturer: You didn't even answer half the questions
Me: YOU are fake news

>>69820748
>I don't like honey

>>69820828
wew been here for a year and half now must be a semi-old fag

>>69820842
What kind of dog is that?

>>69820836
decent post

>>69820842
me with the cups

never had veal in my life. dont intend to either.

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>>69820825
>music made after 1820

>>69820842
me performing cognitive testing on the runts to decide whether they're good breeding stock

Official /brit/ Bands
1) ELO
2) Yes

>>69820697
>>69820697
Reminds me we're all gonna die because they're going extinct

Wicked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybgUv5SYPxE

>>69820895
genetics on the left me on the right

>>69820895
me with the hoop

>>69820895
howling

>>69820907
stop saying wicked

>>69820904
you missed roll deep

>>69820895
WORLDSTARRRRRRRRRRR

Is thailad a nonce?

>>69820914
fucking hell it's impossible to understand a finnish accent

best song off tony hawk's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pccZCbALmBs

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browsing tranny escorts at work

>>69820933
make me

>>69820948
fuck off paddy we were having a good thread until you turned up

>>69820974
kill urself my man

>>69820898
>anything composed after 1896 is a sign of cultural decline

2bh

recommendations for good metal that doesn't have scream shit in it?

Ah yes, Middlesbrough.

>Reports found 'sexual exploitation happened in Teesside across every community and from all social backgrounds

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/middlesbrough-takeaways-main-focus-fight-12442941#ICID=FB-Gaz-main

Business idea: start a business which hires people do manually spread flower pollen while dressed in black and yellow striped clothing

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>>69820982

>>69820984
should turn the light off. bats are allergic to light

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What broadband should i get in london and is good without asking for more than £35 a month?

>>69820987
no u

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>>69820933

>>69820824
>>69820485
>>69820557
>>69820558

http://pastebin.com/uFEjjX0Q

>>69820984
me on the bed

>>69820997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhBuCy1PAGk

here you go lad

>>69821052
me in the pool

>>69821028
Is that £35 including or excluding line rental?

>>69821084
You're not a dog

>>69821028
junpei a bitch

sigma the real husbando

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYYDeqZJquA

crash pang wallop

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lot more of this will happen now trumps president lads

>>69821084
Which one?

>>69821069
should have said growl shit too, sorry mate.

>>69821099
Bit speciesist

>>69821108
He deserved it though

>>69821052
me, the german shepherd with no mates

>>69821108
bullys will get knocked out by smaller lads?

>>69821125
Mate he's not a fucking dog

>>69821003
They've always been nonces in Middlesbrough

>>69821111
you're an icenigger

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>>69821108

>>69821152
No such thing

>>69821108
black on white crime?

>>69820152
>>and that student accommodation looks terrible
nothing better than fucking a barbie

does poo ever get on their fannies?

>>69820828
was /brit/ really a thing in 2010?

>>69821164
creasing

>>69821099
>>69821141
*ignores these posts as i do not understand them as i am a dog and can not speak human*

>>69821184
Only if they wipe downwards

>>69821038
dont let it be forgotten lads

>>69821091
excluding

>>69821166
yeah you're one of those syrian refugee niggers living off white man's taxes. would love to ship you niggers back to africa

>>69821184
does poo ever get on your ballbag?

>>69821235
fannies are closer

>>69821235
The fanny is closer to the bum hole than the balls are

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>>69821235
too many oats

>>69821222
10 Mbp/s with manditory halal internet filter, assalamu alaykum brother.

>>69821227
Uh yeah ok
*Doesn't bother making an excuse as to why I am leaving*

>>69821253
Could have me some bacon right about now

>>69821247
my ballbag is much closer to my bumhole than any fannies tbph

>>69821264
muslim faggot

TOO MANY OATS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING MEAL
ASKING IF I KNOW HOW A MOTHERFUCKER FEELS

>>69821305
alri grandpa balls

>>69821289
'Can't make bacon from a frog'

-Hungarian proverb

>>69821289
bit haram. what would your imam say?

Bloke on the phone was so Welsh I could barely understand him

>>69821305
So your balls literally hang directly between your thighs?

>>69821333
allah bless your trips

>>69821336
how is a welsh accent hard to understand? they just sound like gays speaking english

Just told some poor lad on the phone he's only got 2 hours to live

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anything composed after bad n boujee is a sign of cultural decline

>>69821362
incredible post

It's kiss a ginger day today buds

How are you celebrating?

>>69821347
no, but no fannies are anywhere near my bumhole lad

>>69821123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StANCchGacc

maybe you will like this

>>69821362
toplel