/brit/

*ahem*
cara

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>tfw posted just after the new thread started

>>69815765

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>be russian
>have the largest country on earth
>still invade other countries for their land

>>69815853
not all lands are equally valuable

Tetbury

>>69815853
Russians are bullies

>>69815876
true, russia is filled with worthless land. it's just snow and russian people. disgusting.

>>69815920
Lot of resources under that snow

>>69815882
sounds like a brand of tea

>>69815853
most of russia is tundra/swamp/dense forests/mountains, can't do much with that

>>69815957
we're 90% desert but we don't go off invading cunts

>>69815949
too cold though, everyone's inside taking krokodil to keep warm

if you met me irl what would you say/do x

>>69815973
heem you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANA8SI_KvqI


Paul Joseph Watson DESTROYS new modern Leftist """""""""""""""""""ART"""""""""""""""""""

>>69815853
Shillion square kilometers of ice deserts. I have changed the 100 kilometers of this shit at 1 kilometer of the warm island.

>>69815747
>You got KNOCKED the FUCK OOOUUUUT!!

>>69815973
heem you tae fuck

>>69815973
would tell you to burn that shitty turtleneck. would also call you a mong. probably give you a slap.

>>69815988
sjws on suicide watch

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>modern art is the new philosophy

>>69815988
tried to watch but i hate his face and voice too much. lasted 10 seconds.

>>69816055
i think philosophy is the new philosophy

ribbit

>>69815988
why the fuck does he stop speaking in the middle of a sentence like he's reached the end of a sentence?

he sounds like a fucking drooler

>>69816069

Guardian reporter detected

>>69815971
ukraine is a non-country anyway, why do you care?

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Nice try, you lying sack of shit.

>>69815988
I think PJW means contemporary art unless he thinks Picasso and van Gogh are shit?

>>69815988
>'Muhdern Uhrt is BULLshit ... (5 min Joe Rogan segment) ... and THATS why Muhdern Uhrt is BULLshit!!' *DUH DUH DMF DMF DMF*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV0BB0CxIFk

howling

>>69816111
Because he... is a twat.

>>69816111
he's listing things out and leaving a gap for emphasis

>>69816120
he's a fucking mong lad

>>69816129
fuck off thailad you utter nonce

>date girl for a couple of months
>she stops seeing me
>everytime I suggest going to see her she chanegs the subject
>couple of weeks pass
>tell her it's over
>she acts all upset and surprised when she's the one who didn't want to see me
literally don't get it

just had a look on /b/ for the first time in about 8 years lads. absolute state of that board.

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

Good morning, little runts.

>>69816187
yeah, it was fun as a 13 year old but in your 20s the humour just doesn't cut it anymore

>>69816194
why?

>>69816187
Well it is full of 14 year olds shitpostings

>>69816187
Better than /brit/ tbf

Every board is really.

LLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>69816228

Foremost thinkers in 2017

>>69816194

>exposing yourself to cancer

Instead of listening to what Molyjew and Akkuck say, why don't take a look at some of the new research papers that have come out so you can form your own opinion?

69816256<<
>the state of you

the prospective /gf2017/ wants to watch an anime movie together over skype lads

what do you think of 5cm per second, is it any good

>>69816244
t. abnormie

>>69816256
>take a look at some of the new research papers that have come out so you can form your own opinion?

trying a bit hard there

>>69816187

It has no point. Because there are so many boards now, any content that wasn't porn that is banned everywhere else has evaporated away.

>>69816250
>

>>69816256

>why don't take a look

Rasheed falseflagging. back to the shop.

>>69816280
reckon I'd send you into the abyss with one punch

at least sargon only makes 2-3 vids a week. how the fuck can anyone actually sit through the 3+ hours a day that other bollocks posts EVERY FUCKING DAY??

>>69816312

Falseflagging for who? Akkuck and Molyjew aren't even anti-Rasheed. Molyneux married a non-white and Sargon IS non-white.

>>69816285
It is a bit shit though isn't it?

>>69816317
good post

>>69816317
bit mean

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>>69816332

>bollocks
>one of the most gifted intellectuals in the world currently alive

yeah nah

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just copped this for the mantelpiece

>>69816338

>Greeks aren't white
meme

>Sargon isn't white
meme

>>69816280
>5cm per second
sounds like what you'll be offering her later haha

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I really admire black culture. It's much more advanced than white culture, obviously. (pic related, it's a nigger blowing a cow's pussy).

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>yfw you realise hitler was wrong, aryans are not the master race, the english are

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>>69816366

>>69816382
good post but still a bit mean

thought I'd find one runt who had seen it before

>>69816355

>one of the most gifted intellectuals in the world currently alive
>a "philosopher" with a radioshow who begs for donations and has a psychology degree

Sure thing kiddo.

>>69816344
all anime watchers WILL be punched on sight

>>69816390
why are you posting photos of your mum and dad having sex?

>>69816401
Hungarians too.

>>69816403
umm racist and brumist much?

>>69816423
I don't watch anime usually lad, if I did I wouldn't be coming here asking would I

>>69816366
get one that says she wants a man from brum to go next to it lad

>>69816382
ahahhAHAhHAhahHAHAAHHA

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo ahaha ahhahahAHHA

>>69816414
are you really that shit at detecting joke/sarcasm

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>>69816446

>>69816401

no in group preference. Sad!

>>69816339
yeah, but so is everything

/brit/ is a large part just standard normie banter. that's why all the normies flock here and is probably the main difference between it and the rest of the board.

normie banter is never going to be spectacular but then, it's not like any of 4chan is.

>>69816450
hahaha nice dude

brb

*appears offline*

>>69816414

WORLD'S largest Philosophy show.

>donations
nothing wrong with voluntarism.

>>69816475
>>69816443
doesn't matter because everyone past calais is such a fucking inferior disgusting wog they'll never make it here anyway

>>69816461

I just woke up and wanted an argument. I don't really have an opinion about Sargon or Molyneux.

>>69816506
why do you troll people?

there's alotta more productive things to do

>>69816517
honestly mate I find this post a bit racist, delete it

>>69815988
>modern art
Why can't retards call contemporary art by its own fucking name? Or are they including futurism, cubism etc. in their category of shit art? I guess they would since they're not pretty pictures.

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>Molyjew
>Philosopher
Never thought I'd find a runt of this magnitude in real life, thought they were relegated to the history books

>>69816401
individualism is a jewish invention

>>69816530

>alotta

go home wop

>>69815747
hello r*ddit how are we today

>anime

hmmm shant be watching a single second

>>69816560
*bums you*

nothing personnel x

>>69816560
Hello pakistan

>>69816557
alright

*flies to Britain*

alri'

>>69816549

https://twitter.com/stefanmolyneux/status/722117059572838400

two valiums, two malt liquors, pack of ciggies and a pack of one of those proscuittos wrapped around cheese and puked my guts in the driveway and over myself at night

just copped a turtleneck

>>69816603
wait who are you bullying ahahhaa cause i own one too ahhahahahaahaha

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hot as balls in here lads

take that mudslimes

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/10/muslim-parents-must-send-children-mixed-swimming-lessons-european/

when you think about it turtlenecks are just foreskins for the head

I'd say not owning a turtleneck is very kikeish 2bh

>>69816633
anti-Semitism isn't tolerated in /brit/.

>>69816533
just woke up really angry 2bh lad

like morning wood but morning anger

are you supposed to address a dentist as 'doctor' the way you would with your GP or a specialist?

>>69816688
No you call him Dave

>>69816633

>kikeish

could you not?

>>69816633
only if you're a dickhead

guess you better get one then haha

why are exclamation points so reddit tier?

after years on t'chon I can't bring myself to use one in a conversation even when it seems like the suitable normie thing to do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO1ps2A4q90


watching this attentively

>>69816633
>kikeish

trying too hard

hid your post

>>69816757

Another example of Autism, and many other such cases. Sad!

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Ireland is CUTE!

NEED a cute chinese girls feet in my face lads

>>69816821

Give us back our Teddy's head!

Doing myself in tonight lads

One less yank in the world ahahahahaaha

>>69816821
With this shape it could also be an aborted baby
Which is how it was always perceived

>>69816859
good riddance to bad rubbish haha

>>69816859
wicked

>>69816859

excellent news

fuck lads the yank actually killed himself

i didnt think he would but he did lads

fuck

his mum just called me crying, we're all crying right now

won't be posting for a while lads

The Guardian and BBC are fake news.

>>69816889
*starts stroking willy while reading this post*

yes...excellent...hmm, very good indeed...

>>69816889
Double wicked

>>69816889
not a single word

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>when you're pretty sure you're on some kind of hiring black list

>it's yet again another, I can feel my frenulum tearing as I masturbate and cum because my no-good foreskin-stealing crypto-kike parents
do intacts even need to use some sort of lube to beat off?

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Any non-Anglo here?

I wanna punch you.

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>>69816889
i'm right here though

>he can't wank without lube
what the fuck, grim

>>69816919
Bender

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>>69816889
>>69816919
>>69816921
>>69816936

Trolled

I'm too much of a coward to commit suicide

>>69816940
haha
I think I might be

>>69817009
Jesus was actually white similar to Europeans hun xx

>>69816952
meet me at Stratford Mcdonalds senpai

>>69817009
Jesus was a nigger

>>69817009
jesus looked like a palestinian

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>>69817039
WE

>>69817038
ST RATFORDS MENTIONED

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>>69817059
WUZ SONS OF GAWD AND SHIET

>>69817098
Hah, silly cunt should've been on the look out for the well-fed and pale

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>canadians pretend to be tolerant and progressive
>the first thing a canadian thinks when he sees this is 'KILL'

what the fuck is their problem?

always giggle at the

>"et tu, Pepe?"

pepe

dunno why

hehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMCKBiChtiA

wow

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>>69817145
>muh precious seal babies

>>69817153
hmm im fairly certain i know that guy

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>>69817172
*stares at you helplessly after several million years of natural selection only managed to make it fat*

don't understamd the whole 'brother may i have some oats' meme whatsoever

my sweaty unwashed bollocks are producing a vicious stench

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>>69817145
Who here /hakapikmasterrace/

>>69817192
not all cultures are equal lefty scum

>>69817194
a e s t h e t i c

>>69817221
*inhales*

>>69817215
Literally communism

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this comic is very relevant to me

>>69817198
The same is true of yanks but no one minds when they get clubbed

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haha

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>>69817198
>all this sweet flipperhurt

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>>69817345
>>69817305
>>69817348
*annexes you*

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>>69817311

>>69817398
THAAAILAAAAAAAD

Posted a brendan fraser thread on /pol/, doing Iron-man numbers already.

>>69817389
she has a retarded face

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>>69817434

>>69817427
good, lad

even if he started starring in big films again, wouldn't all the money go to his bitch ex wife?

>>69817477
yes, but with the power of ~meme magic~ I'm sure they could fix it

>>69817434
ok butt face

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>>69817363

>>69817499
>inb4 /pol/ can meme heartattacks on their victims
hmm

brendan's wife will die due to natural causes in 2017

screencap this

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The gf

can one of yas post one of them self satisfied looking toads for me ha ye cheers cobba

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>>69817580

why did englishmen bully those poor irishmen?

>>69817427
Reminder that Brendan is Canadian

>fucked escort last night
>today
>GF asked to borrow my phone to text her friend as hers is dead
>give it her
>suddenly realise I still have the texts to escort open
>run into living room to get it
>too late
>she's already looking at them
>she thinks I'm cheating on her
>starts flipping
>tell her its an escort and thats all
>told her I was lonely (she didn't want sex last night)
>she starts to blame herself for not giving me enough attention
>apologizes

AHHHH, VERY GOOD!

>>69817609
talk shit get hit

>>69817643
>girls look through their SO's phones

why do they do this?

>>69817609
idiots should have learned to fish

>>69817685
She wasn't. The texts to the escort were the lasts ones I'd sent so when she went into messages it just came right up.

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can one of you lads vocaroo saying "poop" and "butt" thanks

>>69817609
Treason

In my village here is an old man who suffered 2 strokes in he's life

He used to go outside for walks every single day
Just over a year ago he started using a walker and he gradually started going for fewer and fewer walks

Now I haven't seen him outside he's house for over a month now

>>69817643
so many lies

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>>69817580

>>69817710
why

>>69817729
ferment his corpse and incorporate it into traditional icelandic cuisine

>>69817729
*his
Always too late when I notice this mistake

>>69817729
>he's
the word is his you fucking cretin

>>69817729
me after another stoke

half way there, just need one to sort me out good and proper

>>69817748
>ferment his corpse
It's been a month, the old man is fermented enough.

Big bungholes like Kim K are a product of the brainwashing that the american media has been conducting. All the songs today are about women rubbing their thick ass triple milkshake booty all over 9 inch Alabama black snakes. In the process guys like me have become disenfranchised. I'm not 9 inches. I'm not even 6 inches. I'm 4.5 inches when fully erect and it's what God chose to give me so I am not ashamed. But then again I am not into phat asses. A Nikki manaj bunghole would swallow my dink whole. Having an ass like that is not a natty or healthy look. I prefer women like Taylor swift. Fit will call her a pancake ass but I like pancake ass because it suits by genitals better and would love to get a lap dance from her.

>>69817776
blumin' 'eck

>>69817776
reminder that this is the face of every crossdresser on the internet

just remember that next time you're having a wank to their deliciously pale silky smooth legs clad in purple and black thigh-highs

>>69817776
having a quiet howl at this

the absolute state of mentally ill trannies 2bh

I love inside jokes. Hope to be a part of one someday....

>>69817512
>tfw have a butt chin

>>69817813
a small number of them have decent faces
a fair number of them have decent faces when taken at certain angles with the right lighting

>>69817389
Don't post my wife's daughter ever again

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>>69817700
fug youre so smart
why havent they been fishing all day

>>69817746
i've never heard a british person say those words

>knew a lot of english words
>havent used them cause i dont wanna sound posh and pretentious
>forgotten most of them now
ah yes, western culture

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the gf

>>69817838
Facial Feminisation Surgery is pretty popular these days.

Today I have the satisfaction of realizing we are in any direction we please. North, south, east, west, that all exists on man-made maps, Earth is always turning and we are both down the road, AND up the road.

>>69817893
Think that reflects more on you 2bh
Should try being less thick and maybe you wouldn't forget

>>69817451
Is this the original or is it a shoop too?

>>69817897
wha le fu

>>69817893
I know a lot of words because I read a lot of books when I was a wee lad

>>69817710
Mate have I got the song for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjFeq2AMyFo

>>69817897
a bit fat

>>69817912
original

>>69817902
It's also for penises
Bleach it, laser the hairs off and iron the wrinkles out of your scrotum

>>69817897
>tfw you will never by auschwitz chic

>>69817897
Wonder if she works part-time as a coathanger

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What's your favourite kind of nose on a woman?

>>69817957
hmm

>>69817981
jewish ones

>>69817981
orc

>>69817981
Orc

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explain this madness, straya

>>69818016
none of your business

>>69818016
Because our states are so large we need to average it out sometimes

In reality that's just an academic map

>A speech by Home Secretary Amber Rudd has been recorded as a hate incident by police, it has emerged.

>The Tory Minister triggered fury with her party conference address which called on firms to draw up lists of foreign workers.

>Joshua Silver, an Oxford University professor was so upset he contacted police.

>Joshua Silver

>>69817981
Small beak / Small hero

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>>69817981
think I've got a girly nose

Which one is this, dainty?

>>69817903
and yet your life still manages to go nowhere

>>69817981
Medium refined or small hero

>>69818016
Time zones? Newfoundland is -3.5 GMT I think.

>>69818065
More upturned small beak

>>69818016
Queensland, Northern Territory and Western Australia are retards and refuse to just adopt daylight savings. If they did it would be a clean transition from east to west all year round

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bash the fash

Bit bored with the ol' porn lads it's just more tits arse legs blah blah blah

This is probably the point where my fetishes go mental

>>69818037
knew you couldn't
>>69818043
ive seen the date lines, they seem to go through residential areas, madness
>>69818081
beat it, leaf

>>69818127
daylight savings is retarded

Films are so shit compared to tele programmes and computer games

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fash the bash

Here's a new gimmick I'm trying, it's called 'post like a leaf'

PRRRRRRRRAAAPPPPPPP
BRRRRRRRT
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
PRT-PRT-PRT-PRRRRRAAAAAABPBPABPAPBAFTHLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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>>69818146
You can't beat the leaf

reading a critique of Popperian falsifiability

>>69818165
You are wrong

>>69818208
big words for a small man

it's nice having a gf

The MAYNE STREEEM media

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>it's another brutalism thread

imagine being a german and being happy about the new cheap concrete tower block your town is getting that you just can't wait to go live in

>>69818231
MIDIUHR

>>69818216
no I'm not

it literally confuses people and causes more traffic accidents
it's pointless

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>black South African girl back in the office today for the first time since Christmas

>Asked her if she got sunburnt as an opener


Someone kill me

>>69818253
>causes more traffic accidents

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>>69818242
Wouldn't jumping from one of these

>>69818253
Never heard of any of this happening
Think you might just live around some thickos lad

>>69818223
liberalism is a mental disease

>>69818264
People try to swerve away from the incoming day light saving

>>69818264
>>69818275
it does

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>>69815747
He looks like Parking Pataweyo

tfw parents don't call me any more

in a right huff today

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>"Hello and welcome to The Alex Jones Show on Infowars.com

>First caller, what do you want to say?"

>>69818335
Maybe you should call

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when it's so hot and humid that you start sweating before you can finish drying yourself after a shower

>>69818357
>he doesn't have air con
Are you poor lad

>>69818355
THE

MEIN

STRIM

MEDIOR

>>69818355
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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When it's so cold and dry that you start freezing over before you can finish drying yourself after a sauna

>>69817731

broke up with the gf a few months back, but we ended up getting back together

but right after we did, i went on a night out and got pretty fucked up and ended up eating out and finger blasting a friend of a friend whilst completely off my face

felt pretty shit for doing it, but tried to justify it in my head that we weren't properly back together. she'd fucking kill me if she found out, your gf must have extremely low self esteem to blame herself and not break up with you

>>69818016
>has no same time zone with us
hmm

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flash the gash

THE MORDOR METEOR

why is Kamen Rider such an oddball?

>>69818356
nah cba

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>>69818438
Maybe you should stop complaining then?

>>69818408
really makes you think

>>69818397
>ended up eating out and finger blasting a friend of a friend whilst completely off my face
how does this happen? it's not like pussies are hovering around like flies and you can just catch one in your mouth by mistake

>>69815747

He looks well smart desu. Wish the filth dressed like that these days. It's all high viz jackets and combat jackets.

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>Wish the filth dressed like that these days

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Propa banta!

>>69818538
Sounds like a bargain

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>>69818538
that depends, do you look like this?

>>69818538
>how do you feel about paying so much for something that mutilates your body?
pretty good

>how do you feel about paying so much for something that mutilates your body?
depends, are you a sexy woman?

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>>69818476
just give me back my ramen i wont be mad

>>69818538
>Would you give me $20 to kick you in the nuts 20 times with steel-toed boots?

NEED my bollocks obliterated with an atomic nut banger 2bh

>>69818375
sort of
dad is rich but he's a tight arse and he's never lived with us

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>>69818538
Where do I send it? Do you accept monopoly money?

>>69818538

It's all the tax innit? You don't have to pay that. I buy my fags off a mate for pennies.

nigger

>>69818577
no

reckon we'll be needing a new thread

>>69818555
Our only mistake was compromising with the allies in the Treaty of Versailles. Foch was right.

going to have some lentil and bacon soup lads.

>>69818675
Surest way to begin a thread war is reminding all the autists that it's almost time for a new thread

I'm sure there's already several with it all lined up ready to go when it hits 310

*makes a new thread*

>>69818753
literally refreshing every second with my finger on the post button for a new thread waiting for the big 310

310

>>69818753
apologies

>>69818580
Isn't that the guy who thumbs up a pizza

hungry but can't be fucked to eat

got a few beers that would help but I can't start on them until 5pm otherwise it won't be enough to get me to bedtime

>>69818867
excuse YOU

>>69818875
state of your life

new

>>69818925
>>69818925
>>69818925

>>69818257
What? Why would you ask that?