/brit/

NORTH > SOUTH

jannys made his mind up

/midlands/

>>69676086
SOUTH > NORTH

Also, for fucks sake, why is having a southern/brit/ and a northern/brit/ too much to ask? It would solve so many problems. The janny MUST be a kike if he doesn't accept a two-state solution.

>>69676094
good post

>>69676094
good post

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HE'S STEAMING

Lads

>>69676008

>>69676008

>>69676136
haha soft southerners need safe spaces

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Lads...

>>69676166
>>69676166
>>69676166
>>69676166

>>69676094
>>69676142
>>69676150
good posts

honestly love it when /brit/ gets all cheeky like this

i'm in tears with giggles

>consistently get called a 7 or 8 by people I meet, people are always calling me good looking and attractive
>have no problem approaching girls and getting them talking to me
>post pic on /soc/
>uglies and chubbsters rate me as a fucking 5

wtf is wrong with that board?

>>69675918
Yes none of them were city folk
I've been to Berlin how does London compare?

>>69676229
bad lightning and/or camera xxx

>>69676180
As do northerners desu.

Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, and segregation forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1ydK3z8nEc

>>69676277
i use good pics tbqh. reckon they just have shit taste

Terrible thread

>>69676312
haven't seen this one before! interesting!

london is a paki shithole

would you date a girl in a wheelchair? not like anything long term but for a few dates and a shag and that. seriously question as i'm trying to imagine it.

>>69676323
Reckon you're a bit insecure mate

That in itself is unattractive

Where do all of these edgelords come from.

didn't kill myself last year.
shan't be making the same mistake again

>>69676409
>.

Yanks are at it again tbqh

>>69676424
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>>69676424

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>>69676312

RIP poor girl

>>69676399
Depends on the girl of course

>>69676397
t. jealous poortherner.

>>69676399
yeah sure if she still had a good rig. a male mate of mine is in a wheelchair and is great company and pretty good looking, has had gfs and that so no reason i couldnt have a few dates and a shag with a 'plegic

>>69676399
I shagged a girl in a wheelchair in uni. We did it with her on her front, she said she liked the pain from her hips

>>69676312
not my proudest wank

Haven't left my room since Friday afternoon became my brother has a girl over

>>69676405
i can laugh off a jab at my looks, I do have faults, we all do

rating me as a fucking 5 is objectively incorrect though, especially coming from a fatty so it is a little aggravating

I haven't played basketball in years lads

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reckon we should annex scotland lads

>12yo has the guts to do something you dont

fuck

>>69676448
JUST

>>69676491
this 2bh

>>69676502
That toad looks familiar

>>69676461
>jealous
You don't even know what this word means FFS

>>69676399
>>69676490
can they even feel anything down there?

>>69676502
reckon we should nuke glasgow

>>69676459
she's a solid 8 out of 10 with a good face but don't know if i should push her around during dates or what?

>>69676472
sounds good man, so it isn't awkward or anything? maybe i'm making it seem a bigger deal in my head than it is

>>69676490
how was it? did you find it hard to like maneuver her?

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Why are londonistanis so defensive

>>69676544
informing Mummy May of this post
she will NOT be pleased

What are the best London boroughs and what are the worst London boroughs?

>>69676506
she was just doing it for attention though

thought someone would see it being livestreamed and call the police to save her but the stupid bint forgot that nobody really gives a shit about anyone except themselves

>>69676538
>confirming yourself as jealous.

All too easy, lads.

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>don't look at my bum, anon

>>69676399
yeah
would be awkward when you first meet
Don't want to get off on the wrong foot

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the gf

>>69676614

insane narcissism

>>69676602
Islington
Kensington

>>69676540
>can they even feel anything down there?
She could. I've shagged a woman with MS who couldn't, the difference was pronounced.

>>69676545
>how was it? did you find it hard to like maneuver her?
It was fine. Like shagging a fat girl who can't be bothered to move, except she would but can't. And she was skinny.

>>69676495
I feel you pal. My mates had a disagreement whether I was an 8.5 or a 9 once. I've been stopped in a club by a girl just so she could tell me I was good looking, and a few other stuff like that

Posted there once and they told me I looked like a male version of lena Dunham. Not even remotely fat. Ripped af

any good anime this season lads

>>69676609
>jealous
Until you understand what this word means you'll just keep looking like a spacker that failed his GCSEs.

>>69676673
It's this guy's birthday today, he's very lonely, could you cheer him up?

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>>69676663
get a grip man

browsing the 'dit lads

>>69676663
Mate

>>69676663
>shagged a girl in a wheelchair
>shagged a girl with MS
>shagged a fat girl

you've got some weird fucking fetishes. where do you pick up girls, hospital rooms?

me in the jeep pulling the gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urtoqW_jewo

>>69676614
>that duct tape on the support beam

ahahaha

>>69676545
>sounds good man, so it isn't awkward or anything? maybe i'm making it seem a bigger deal in my head than it is

nah not at all, thing is different wheelchair people have very different situations, so my mate has it pretty bad. Legs are completely fucked, very little sensation below his chest at all, one hand is got very low sensation so not really usable, and he still gets out there, studies, paints (with his teeth), drives all that shit. He's really good company

So a girl who's just got fucked up legs could be great company, and if she's pretty and got a good rig (my mate still swims and hits the gym so you can be) then I'd have literally not problem with it

>>69676646
no more narcissistic than any lad tbf

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>torrenting porn
>look at peers
>imagine myself waiting in line among seedy male peers, all of us wearing trench coats, hats and sun glasses

also this Iranian guy is downloading at 0.1% every minutes, hope it's worth the wait and potential beheading.

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NEED a Monica Lewinsky gf, lads.

Could do with some feedback here lads

>>69676424
>>69676424

>>69676699
>literally THIS jealous
Poortherners lads, haha, am I right?

>>69676663
i might have a go, if nothing else for the experience. did she let her move you around to different positions or was it too difficult?

>>69676766
that's interesting, i don't really know to be honest but she is pretty and we have a fair bit in common so maybe man.

>>69676630
:^)

>>69676749
Sex addiction. When I was in America I drove to some shitty gang land just to get a bj of a fat black girl

Not that guy

>>69676749
>you've got some weird fucking fetishes.
you actually believe his bullshit?

fucks sake.

>>69676749
Take what you can, when you can. It's not like I'll be pulling supermodels anytime soon.

>>69676780
>line
Thought you called it a queue

hello, please congratulate him on his birthday today /brit/

>>69676407

thanks

>>69676545
>don't know if i should push her around during dates or what

from experience (guy with wheelchair m8 here) dont push unless they ask for help. By all means offer to help while you're walking along next to the person if they look like their struggling but unless they ask for it dont just do it

remember for a person in a wheelchair using their arms to get about is normal and, unless on a steep slope, pretty easy

getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

Should the House of Lords be elected?

>>69676827
what if he's just really ugly and that's all he can pull? not so much sex addiction as being an ugly cunt isn't it?

>>69676807
Jealous of what exactly?

>>69676853
this is a slippery slope to electing Kings and Queens tbqh

LSD gives you st augustine experiences

>>69676853
No

Not having to run for re-election every few years means working peers are more focused on avoiding scandal, so they actually do their job (for the most part).

getting my daily dose of the young turks lads

>>69676883
I'd elect myself as King desu. Don't know about everyone else

>>69676903
you're right, stupid idea

>>69676853
No, I like the House of Lads as it is.

>>69676853
Of course.

>>69676849
Cuck.

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r8

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>>69676849

hankering for a bit of the old mandy lads, not got on it in ages
>>69676853
Depends. It'd be better than the current situation, but the best situation would be half hereditary/half appointed by an apolitical committee.

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>>69676772

the AVERAGE female is as narcissistic as a male serial killer

average woman + average male test levels = guaranteed killer

>>69676912
kys cuck

>>69676872
Of the innate superiority of southerners.

>>69676932
>they're all terrible

must be a coincidence

>>69676932
Hillary is the most right-wing and the most shaggable of the 4 of them

>>69676848
so its not like a cute date thing like opening the door for her if i was to start pushing the wheelchair?

9 am on a monday just ate my last pinga liek an hour ago


fucking cooked desu

>>69676721
JUMP THE CHASM!

>>69676985
Clinton would have been better than Trump t'bh

Finally figured out how to take a proper dick pic lads

“I cannot be part of a world where men dress their wives as prostitutes by showing everything that should be cherished. Where there is no concept of honor and dignity, and one can only rely on those when they say “I promise” .

Where women do not want children, and men don’t want a family.

Where the suckers believe themselves to be successful behind the wheel of their fathers` cars, and a father who has a little bit of power is trying to prove to you that you’re a nobody.

Where people falsely declare that they believe in God with a shot of alcohol in their hand, and the lack of any understanding of their religion.

Where the concept of jealousy is considered shameful, and modesty is a disadvantage.

Where people forgot about love, but are simply looking for the best partner.

Where people repair every rustle of their car, not sparing any money or time, and themselves, they look so poor that only an expensive car can hide it.

Where the boys waste their parents money in nightclubs, aping under the primitive sounds, and girls fall in love with them for this.

Where men and women are no longer identifiable and where all this together is called freedom of choice, but for those who choose a different path-get branded as retarded despots.

I choose my path, but it’s a pity that I did not find similar understanding in the people among whom I wished to find it most of all … “

do i watch the grand tour? is it as good as the top gear specials?

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>tfw too intelligent to have a job

>>69676663
That sounds freaking awesome man I'm gonna try it out

>>69676984
You mean envy, which is not the same as jealousy.

Fucking thick bastard.

I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHERE YOU DRINK, MATE

>>69677014
Mentalist

>>69676974
true, look at /r9k/, they're narcissistic as fuck and all potential killers

Fucks sake work tomorrow.

>>69677022
fuck off faggot

Finally figured out how to take a proper dicking, lads

which fuckin thread are we in

>>69677038
Nah it's a shit yankified version of top gear

>>69677015
i really like using that pic as a reaction image but i'm going to have to stop because people always, no matter where, reply with quotes from the show

>>69677038
Last episode was utter shit except for the part where they were blowing up Hammond's mobile soup kitchen.

>>69677068
he's right though

hillary would have kept the status quo, it wouldn't be brilliant but it wouldn't completely mess things up like trump's currently doing

>>69677044
if you were clever you'd work out how to get people to pay you to do shit

so podesta wasn't the leader of some mad nonce ring but his emails were still pretty fucking weird. why did everyone stop talking about it all of a sudden

>>69677048
Lel, fuck off back to red-dit where you belong.

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>>69677015
Be careful, the chasm cannot be jumped by mere mortals!

>>69676986
she's 70 mate

Got that shite back to uni feeling tonight lads

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>>69677044
Iktf

>>69677104
status quo is terrible fuck off faggot

>>69677090
People who visit reddit like to post quotes to something they recognise

>>69677121
Yes, and you fuck off back to Lahore where you belong.

>>69677089
Interracial lesbian is patrician tbqh.

>>69677130

no bother i've got the winged sandals

leafs absolutely need to leave now

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

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>>69677059
up at 6.20

why doesnt hunger games just have some breakfast

>>69676932
Teresa May >>>>>>>>> Sturgeon = Merkel >> Clinton

There's something about her that's weirdly attractive. I'd probably hatefuck Nicola and Angela Merkel is German so she's probably kinky in bed so I'd reluctantly shag her. Hillary Clinton would be like a corpse.

>>69677119
they distracted people with the whole fake news thing

>>69677185
fuck off faggot

*leaves*

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How come your language doesn't distinguish between day as in 24 hours and day as in daytime?
Day used interchangeably is pretty confusing, for example how much is "half a day"? Is it 12 hours? You can't know outside context.

I decided to look it up, and Wikipedia suggests a Greek word that's way too long and complex for daily use: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nychthemeron
Look at that long list of languages that DO differentiate.

>>69677189
like brothers...hmm...

>>69677119
It's meaningless now

Yeah Podesta is into some weird satanism shit but he's not going to be involved with the government ever again in his life people forget he's pretty old

Want to be reading 2 books a week

Last year I only averaged 1.1 book a week

>>69677160
What's wrong with Reddit exactly and why does 4chan get so triggered about it?

Is 4chan the super cool club?

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So I went on that blind date. Don't know what to do now lads.

>started out walking and talking
>ended up both getting pissed and having a quite a passionate fumble on a street bench
>get driven home by her mother at 2 in the morning after stumbling there

She's messaged me and I've messaged back but I have no idea how to proceed. Another walk? Do something sporty?

>>69677210
How come your country can't find my xbox?

>>69677210
>How come your language doesn't distinguish between day as in 24 hours and day as in daytime?

What on earth are you babbling about?

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>lad going on about how great his PS4 pro looks with his new 4k tv
>mfw the tv is only 30hz and he's shiteing on about how battlefield one is running at a great looking 60ps

didn't have the heart to tell him

Making a /brit/ group chat for radical centrist patricians on Kik. Drop your user and I'll add you

>>69677166
>I have no argument!

I've destroyed yet another northerner, lads. It's all too easy.

Victories: Me - 895, Cultural Marxists - 0

Patriots Alliance, over and out.

>>69676997
not in my experience man, you wouldn't pick up and carry a girl around on a normal date would you?

One thing is though, be very aware of where a wheelchair is limited. So like even small kerbs and stuff are difficult to negotiate, so keep an eye on that. I dunno the girl but I imagine she's quite aware that most people don't have alot of experience with wheelchair users, so as long as your honest about that, and listen to what she says, so if she says she can manage without a push etc, just let her go even if its slow

My mate always says he respects anyone who can "see past the chair" so if you are seriously considering going on a date with this girl, unless she;s a stuck up cunt, which she might be, she'll probably be pretty relaxed about you doing weird things

>>69677119
because the pedophile satanic ring was a diversion and it worked. now no one remembers they assassinated the DNC staffer who leaked to wikileaks

>>69677141
are you not fucked in the us with no job or do your parents pay for everything?

i would quite like a blowie from mummy may t b h lads

>>69677253
bloodborne is 0 fps on pc

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>>69677247

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brother may i have some (you)s?

>>69677239
just be yourself

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>>69677237

>>69677261
My parents pay for everything

>>69677239

>ended up both getting pissed and having a quite a passionate fumble on a street bench

*unzips dick* ah yes go on tell me more

>>69677275
You better be talking about blowing raspberries on your tummy

>>69677257
My argument is that you're a dumb paki that doesn't understand words and should fuck off back to his goat-fucking third world shithole and stop ruining England.

>>69677237
Should ask reddit

>>69677279 + 1

Sorry brother, but I've barely any (You)s to begin with. Though you have my sympathies, you shall have to fend for your own on this occasion.

>>69677210
it's all about context

>During the day
would mean during daytime
>One day
would mean 24 hours

stop judging things by individual components and observe them from the bigger picture

>>69677225
Terrible idea. You should be, technically, taking at least two weeks to read a book to fully get it. Really though, a week on a book is the minimum you should be doing.

I've been reading the Water Margin recently, which is really good, but I know it's going to take me at least a few months before I'm finished with it. Epic books are pretty satisfying in that way.

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>haven't gotten new glasses in ten years
>desperately need new ones
>vision is terrible
>hurt my eye three weeks ago
>still isn't healed
>need to wait another few weeks
>it'll be at least a month before i get my new glasses

Saudi girl I'm talking to just showed me her face. Feeling quite special

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need an anime that will cheer me up, lads
any recommendations?

>>69677366
undercorrection fucks up your eyes even worse FYI

>>69677258
okay cool, well i was thinking of just acting normally and if it came up hoping i don't make a stupid joke that pisses her off (or if i do that she knows that i make jokes like that with everyone)

>>69677379
Clannad After Story

>>69677341
>I concede! You win!
Another paki defeated. All too easy.

been doing this high fiber diet, its wonderful

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>>69677352
Ask Reddit why 4chan gets so mad at it?

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>>69677379
kinmoza tbqh lad

>>69677372
Does that car have a fucking box of tissues on the dash board?

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>>69677322
Do you get the dole for being unemployed?

imagine the absolute state of a girls face when she finds out you watch anime as a hobby, has me creasing

never once listened to a TRS podcast

>>69677372
ahhhhhh the south

>>69677450
No

>>69677370
does she have dimples when she smiles?
are they like daffodils wilting in the field of her laughter?

>>69677432
He doesn't get it. Poor boy. Stick around for a while

>>69677405
>All too easy
In the world of the London dunce

>>69677447
yeah why? p common 2qhwysenpai

>>69677389
>undercorrection
what are you talking about

>>69677354
>stop judging things by individual components and observe them from the bigger picture
erm, no sweetie, we are hell bent reductionists in modern society :v) xx

browsing 'gag with the 'nime 'f

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abslutely fucked

>>69677379
zero no tsukaima if you're feeling tfw no gf. there's 4 seasons i think? something like 15 eps a season, 30 minutes each, so 30 hours worth of it. it's old and a bit cheesy, but good for being a wish fulfillment fantasy

>>69677447
At 70mph a box of tissue goes through a persons head like a bowling ball from a 100 metre drop

Extremely dangerous

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>>69677458

>>69677466
Don't think I could survive tbqh

RSD Tyler helped me finally lose my virginity

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How is /GF2017/ coming along lads?

>>69677497
gooood lad

>>69677463
>the south

really NEED an irish bloke to slam my tight boipucci right now

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>>69677470
>Stick around for a while
I've been here 5 fucking years and only ever been to Reddit once and I still don't "get it". It's cliquey af.

>>69677479
>I pledge myself to you!
I don't care. If you want me to be happy, just leave southern/brit/ and never return. We don't tolerate inferior northerners here.

might call someone a nigger today

>>69677524
spoiler this pig farm

>>69677458
I remember when I joined uni I was quite friendly with a girl and when we were out one night I mentioned I'd joined the anime society.

>>69677512
Is pretty accurate to the face she pulled.

>>69677458
Can't even imagine it. I had to hide my xbox every time my gf came round for the first year or so until I could slowly introduce it

>>69677520
How not?

>>69677497
Are you that bloke from Doctor Who?

if I have shit sleep during the night and then have a nap mid-day I sort of have really light sleep and the stuff I dream I actually do it in my sleep

like earlier I dreamt that I have to hide stuff to conceal evidence or some shit and when I woke up I had got basically all the shit on my bedside table and put it in my sock drawer unconsciously

does anyone else get this?

>>69677524
number four looks like she's taking a photo down number fives top

hope nobody calls me a nigger

>>69677372
Literally every time I see lycamobile now I get Ricky Martin stuck in my head instantly.

Also, I unironically used to live on Maryhill Road. Grim as fuck but weirdly just a short walk from the nicest part of Glasgow. It's like two different worlds living side by side.

>>69677553
>just leave southern/brit/
We're not on that anymore, you fucking stupid, stupid cunt.

browsing /r/theredpill

Lads I think I missed it what was GOTY (gimmick of the year)? tar boys

>>69677524
100% so far, same with 2016, 15 and half of 14

>>69677592
i won't

>>69677597
me too

>>69677610
definitely going to get you laid that

I'm not replying to the Irish squad poster. But I will say this. You are by far the worst poster in this general. Posting that same image day in and day out of vapid whores, you are the lowest of the low. Lower even the bottom feeders who are lured in by your image.

>>69677390
i reckon youll be aight man.seem like a good lad, and like i said, she might be a stuck up cunt but Ive met a lot of other parallelograms from my mates mixed wheelchair rugby team and theyre all pretty aware of the fact most young people have very little exposure to other young people on wheels

>>69677585
I don't actually remember having slept for a few months now that I think about it

>>69677588
good observation

>>69677189
>cats look down on us

topkek my dad recently adopted a cat and its the dumbest most pathetic little runt of a thing imaginable. literally have to check under my car every time I'm at his gaff to make sure its not just randomly resting under the wheels blissfully unaware of the dangers involved therein

never had a dog that was that fucking stupid

>>69677656
*negs you*

>>69677551
>5 years

Fucking cracking up over here

do you think qt paki girls would date white guys to rebel against their patents wishes that they only date fellow pakis?

>>69677662
cheers lad

>>69677606
Mate, we don't want you here. Understand that.

The Patriots' Aliiance has spoken.

time to iron the work shirts

>>69677524
first year since 2011 ive been single but then again its january so dont care

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>>69677681

>>69677709
they're more attracted to black guys

>>69677709
Basically put, yes.

>>69677709

enjoy getting tied to a car bonnet and stabbed to death by her uncle and brother

>>69676086
terrific post

>>69677765
>tfw no qt paki gf to cuckold me

Life is so cruel

>>69677709
yeah

the paki girls at my uni halls a few years ago were the biggest slags ever
shagged all 7 of them multiple times

>>69677709
i have dated two, one had a fake name for facebook and everything, i was one of her first since leaving the religion but then she started shagging loads of people, second had rich parents in another country, she again only dated white guys but was a bit harder to get with, still both were good shags and would recommend, just hard to find them

Former penis size: 6.5*5
New penis size: 8*5.75

How did I do it you may ask?
Stop being fat.

Seriously there are so many disadvantages to being fat I don't know why anyone would voluntarily be it.

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Looking forward to QT this week

>>69677777

>>69677682
Cringing at you m8

Went to Paris in 2004

Wonder how bad it'll look now

>being born after 1st october

how does it feel to be a birthlet?

>>69677824
the absolute state of that line up

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delivery or digiourno?

>>69677822
your penis was always 8*5.75 but it was just covered in a layer of fat

>>69677728
You're a paki in London. You have no say.

>>69677824
>Laurie Penny and Russell Brand
Guaranteed to be shit.

Caroline Lucas is usually pretty interesting, at least, but one saving grace can't save a show.

>>69677765
I have unironically noticed this.
Maybe it's just porn put whenever I type in "desi porn" or "arab porn" it's always an arab girl fucking a black guy.

Then I talk to Frenchies on here because they have a shitload of sandniggers and apparently the male Algerians hate blacks because they take all the girls.

What the fuck is up with that?

former penis size: 0.1*1
new penis size: 9999999999999999999999999999999999*99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

how did i do it you may ask?
by eating oats

>>69677824
>(occupation): feminist
HOWLING

>>69677822

Yeah sure your dick is bigger than most pornstars absolutely I believe you

>>69677824
>laurie penny

I want to ejaculate all over her face

>>69677777
>>69677777
>>69677777
>>69677777

THE MADMAN ACTUALLY WENT AND DID IT

>>69677576
My parents wouldn't pay for me, don't think I could stay sane without any money

>>69677824
its in solihull you berk at least bait properly

>>69677873
>stop being superior to me!

Can't, mate. We southerners are just naturally superior. Get over it.

>>69677824
Fuck off this is real

>>69677864
idk lad
I breathed in so I could see my entire penis and bone pressed and that's still what came up.

More high cholesterol food --> more blocked arteries --> less blood flow --> weaker erection --> smaller cock.

suck me dick jeffery

>>69677874
>falling for the bait

End yourself, you tit

>>69677894
>most pornstars
most pornstars are 10''+

I've never been fat

Can't imagine what it's like

>>69677972
laughing my fucking head off at this post if you are being serious

>>69677897
>404
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>69677912
>We pakis are just naturally superior.

Shit has more use than you, fella.

>>69677968
Didn't give you permission to speak, mate.

Apologise at once, or you will be barred FOR LIFE.

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>tfw too intelligent to be irish

>>69677972
t. 16 year old mong that gets all his porn through bluetooth from his mates in year 11

not sure if i'd rather be 5'11" with a 6.3" dick or 6'3" with a 5.11" dick

>>69677985
I wasn't even fat and decided to lose weight just to see how easy it was. The answer is very. Just eat less. Got very lean

closest you've ever come to shitting yourselves lads?
>lived at the end of a cul de sac at uni, my room was the front room
>bombing up a few grams of MD for my mates
>police cars patrol round just driving, but obviously stop to turn around at the end
>see this through the gap in my curtain
was sweating like a nonce in a nursery

>>69678014
>I admit it, I'm a paki!

I knew that from the beginning, inferior. Now get out of my sight, before I change my mind about not geyesiding you.

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>>69677985
you're a non-entity to the entire breeding-age female population

you're clothes never fit right and you go through a load of mattresses.

>>69678004
>>69678042
get a ruler
measure 8 inches
look at porn
You're telling me they aren't bigger than that?

Are you dizzy blud?

>>69678076
Babbling retard

>>69678043
I'd be 6.3" with a 5'11" wiener

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Just made it to 72 hours without a smoke lads

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>>69678076
>tfw 8.1 inches
>doesn't matter because im ugly and my personality is horrible
screeching at myself

lads
girl told me I had a small cock
literally went into a depression
started aggressively hating women
few weeks later she told me she was joking
just bantering with me
depression went in an instant

Reminds me of this thread from a Finn on here once that went through the same thing.

It really hits your ego tbQh

>>69678134
Well done lad!

Good luck to you on quitting, I know you can do it.

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>European countries by which nation they joke most about

>>69678146
you do have a small cock

she was just lying to make you feel better and stop being a miserable cunt

>>69678146
>girl told me I had a small cock
>didn't immediately go to the loo to jack off to the best orgasm you've ever had

Those who don't have a SPH fetish are naturally inferior, tbqh.

>>69677824
fuck off that can not be real

>>69678146
I was at a club with a mate and he went up to a girl. She didn't even say anything, just held her flat palm up as to indicate height. He's 5'5. Just saw him turn away. Never been the same since

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>Riley Reid In Mandingo Massacre 6

>>69678072
Your craic is fucking awful.

No wonder the English want you things to fuck off.

>>69678178
We should also be joking about the Swedes. Danes are good lads

>>69678134
don't have another... or it will be your last
*unsheathes katana*
*enters bushido stance*
HUUUYYYYAAAAAA
*slices cigarette perfectly in half*

>>69678223
When was this?

>>69678197
jokes on you it's 11 inches

>>69678178
>all the Balkan countries making fun of Bosnia.
>Greece making fun of Albania
>Albania making fun of Greece

POETRY.

Also
>Hungary making fun of Scotland.

Someone's going to need to explain that one.

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what did they mean by this

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>>69678223

>>69678255
Years ago. Whys that relevant?

>>69676094
Fantastic post

>>69678235
why did you want independence then

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>>69678223
women genocide when

>>69678231
You're not permitted to speak. Get out of my sight, inferior.

>>69678282
WEATHER: RAIN

To the point at least

>>69678282
Wonder how people who write for the Express feel about themselves.

>>69678299
Don't know. I wasn't born back then

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>>69678282
could fall flat into the snow with an erect penis and it still wouldn't reach the ground

couple of runts are STILL going at it in the old thread

>>69670931

>>69677466
don't you have a massive social welfare system over there though?

without which most of your black population would probably starve to death

half of your population lives off of food stamps or some other form of welfare

>>69678287
Just wondering by the way you said he hasn't been the same since, she must've hurt the poor fucker badly

>>69678282
>4 inches of snow
that's sod all really
how do people get flustered over this?

>>69678016
Just not funny m8

http://www.strawpoll.me/12063867
http://www.strawpoll.me/12063867
http://www.strawpoll.me/12063867
http://www.strawpoll.me/12063867
http://www.strawpoll.me/12063867

>>69678243
i told that joke at least a decade ago

why did the chicken cross the road
because it was a muslim and wanted to get to the kfc to do a suicide bombing

didn't get any laughs

>>69678146
lad there's another irish poster with a 3 incher who is literally always angry, he's genuinely a broken man

>>69678270
>Where did the stereotype of Scots came from about them being greedy?
>I am half Scottish and whoever says this, I would shoot them, but the bullet is so expensive.
Hungarians think Scots are jew-tier cheap apparently

>>69678361
shall not (shan't)

>>69678178
what's up with Belarus?

NEW THREAD (FOR SOUTHERNERS ONLY):

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