anime edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ
Simply Epic
ATOL protected.
i sold my car
for grateful dead tickets
and my dad yelled at me
and he grounded me
and he said i was a dick
it was the worst day for my life
not liking these old memes
general relativity exam tomorrow
hey /brit/ im woll smoth
anime
cara 2bh lads
spending my sunday making maisie ballbusting pictures
so much for gf2017
how's it foing lads?
>log in to 4Chan
>teleport to /brit/
>everyone is posting old memes
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPXKfGxeHIY
Can't imagine what it would be like to be one of these two.
Other than Paul McCartney are they the most recognisable stars on the planet?
British in Benidorm here.
How are you, guys? First time on this web, actually is my first comment.
>work tomorrow
>>69670974
this was cancer when it came out but now it's fantastic
>>69670948
>too soon
>>69671076
got called a meme by mowtendoo on twitter
Anyone remember Sweet Eva?
only 8pm lol
>>69671085
>tube strikes
>boss giving me the day off
thanks TFL layabouts!
Post your board migration
/b/>/tv/>/sp/>/int/
shorty said she's into weird shit, yeah i like that. tie her up and give her this dick and hope she bite back
>>69671078
Reckon Bono would be unrecognisable if he shaved his head, stopped dressing like a gay biker and wore normal lenses.
>>69671132
not even
>>69671164
might just get into bed desu
Normies are blasting nigger music again
*nobody* in Britain should listen to this horrendous shit
if you do, something went seriously wrong in your development
>>69671132
wasn't even awake at this time yesterday
>>69671125
LOLLLL
post the oldest 4chan meme you were here for
>>69671190
degen
>>69671159
I love Bono but not gonna lie this made me laugh.
His glasses are kind of his trade mark though, like Mick's horrendously outdated haircut.
>>69671132
exam in 17 hours iah
>>69671197
jesus fuck now i'm cringing stop
>>69671197
These were genuinely great
>>69671197
>>69671244
Janny
>>69671200
don't fancy posting cracky chan just in case mummy may is watching
Downloaded that porn gf stuff and it was a very sad wank lads.
> Be Scottish.
> Proud to be British.
> Member of the British Army.
> Go to Benidorm.
> English people here insult me because I'm Scottish.
>>69671244
HE
>>69671200
Either this EFG, too soon..., cat pics or motivationals
>>69671271
>Benidorm
what a basic fuck place to go
>>69671151
/b/>/g/ + /k/>/int/ with the occasional visits to /s/, /o/, /gif/, /tv/, and /ck
>>69671226
holy shit
arm pits fucking STINK right now. Absolutely humming
>>69671245
>that shitty edit to change the 7 into a 4
>Be Scottish.
>Proud to be British.
>Member of the British Army.
>>69671200
came in 2007
can't even remember, its all blurred together
I was 11 at the time
>>69671244
Swish
>>69671296
>EFG
>over 10 years ago
fuck man.....
Scot on vacation down south here. Just had tea and crumpets, LOL!
>>69671279
HAS
I'm writing a novel set in dreary, Thomas Hardy-esque English countryside, but I only really know the countryside in Ireland.
Which boondock area in England is most similar to Ireland's boondock areas, AKA anywhere outside of Dublin city centre? I guess it would need lots of impassable hedges, alcoholism, and rain.
>>69671200
this is the oldest picture I have in my 4chan folder, but I had a 4chan folder before this one which I deleted because I was trying to get away from it
>Josef Fritzl was born on 9 April 1935, in Amstetten, Austria. In 1956, at age 21, he married 17-year-old Rosemarie and they had seven children: two sons and five daughters, including Elisabeth, who was born in 1966. He reportedly began abusing her in 1977 when she was 11.[4] After completing compulsory education at age 15, Elisabeth started a course to become a waitress. In January 1983, she ran away from home and went into hiding in Vienna with a friend from work. She was found by police within three weeks and returned to her parents. She rejoined her waitress course, finished it in mid-1984 and was offered a job in nearby Linz.
imagine your girlfriend telling you about how her dad abuses her, so you take her with you to vienna, and then the police find her and take her back and she gets locked up for 24 years in her dad's basement and used as a sex slave by him
>>69671367
AESTHETIC
>>69671365
why are you writing a novel set somewhere you have no experience of lad?
>>69671321
>magically makes your armpits smell like roses
is your life any better now for it?
>>69671331
HIGHLAND REGIMENT
EPIN MEME
A MASTER IS OUT!
YOU WIN 50 INTERNETS GOOD SIR!
>>69671200
I have no idea, but I know I'm a newfag because I found 4chan through ED whilst trying to find out why the fuck people kept posting mudkips on other sites
>>69671151
/b/>/pol/>/mu/-/r9k/>/int/
>>69670636
who's this lass on the right then, she makes my peepee tingly
>>69671417
Hilarious just how Reddit 4chan used to be yet we regularly insult people by calling them reddit
>>69671200
i used to want to be a so-called "oldfag"
now that i am one, it's not so great
>>69671365
There's alcoholism and rain everywhere.
Impassable hedges though, I dunno, you're probably looking at Cornwall.
really DIDN'T like tay tay with this hair
HE HAS NO NUKE
HE HAS NO BASE
THIS KONG HAS A DISFIGURED FACE
HE CAN SNEAK AROUND WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND SHOOT HIS ARM OUT JUST FOR YOU
EXTRACT A GUARD WITH A FULTON BALLOON
THIS PUNISHED KONG JUST DIGS THIS TUNE
>>69671471
yeah but we were 13 year olds back then
now we're early 20s mostly so we're a lot of mature and behaving like that is runty
Why are leafs such horrible posters
>>69671471
in middle school my friends and i used to pretend to be naruto characters and do fights
>>69671471
Crazy to think now that the whole fedora thing came out of /r9k/.
Daily reminder that there is no such thing as an "oldfag" and "newfag" only refers to people who migrated to 4chan from Newgrounds in and about 2007
Daily reminder that there is no such thing as "agnostic" or "atheist", you're either a gnostic atheist, gnostic theist, agnostic atheist or gnostic theist
>>69671200
Epic Fail Guy
Habbo hotel raids
Coolface
Sad frog
>>69671471
Reddit is just 4chan after 4chan has got bored of the joke
/b invented lolcats remember
>>69671499
>really DIDN'T like tay tay
same
just heard a bunch of muslims chanting some prayer, is this normal in England?
still gutted about my no cheese dominos lads
are ISIS actually a concern anymore?
all the trouble coming from Syria right now is from areas not afflicted by ISIS but Govt/Rebel conflicts
the refugees fleeing the country are not fleeing even ISIS afaik but the latter two
>tfw no lactating gf
Alri cockmonglers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdC_Cu9X4wc
this is considered a old meme
>>69671606
i'm fucking warning you....
mum put cheese on my pasta even though she knows it gives me a headache. what a bitch.
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS TIM HAS A SWEATY FACE
>>69671200
Mudkips
Milhouse
I was in the thread where 'Rustled my Jimmies' became a meme.
>>69671635
what
i've suffered enough today
just trimmed my anal hair as best i could
bit traumatised by the size of the dingleberries i pulled out
>>69671630
I got breastfed by a single mom once.
It wasn't that great. It was pretty tough to get anything out without vice gripping her boobs like you were wringing out a facecloth.
>>69671638
Do you think this is an appropriate psot for this thread newfag?
Do you proudly tell people how you were there or Pooey Lynx Lad like it is a prehistoric event?
mummy got me dominos instead of papa johns
might have to bin her
Just received at pizza with only cheese
no sauce or crust
http://thetab.com/us/2017/01/04/mens-chokers-57371
umm
dad nonced both of my sisters yet didn't show me any love
disgusting how he assumed my gender like that
>>69671746
fuck off now...
Oldest meme I have
haha are we posting memes?
jdimsa 2bh lads
do it
https://www.arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/
>>Your English Vocabulary Size is: 22200
>>69671760
>>69671023
this 2bh
mad how janny posts in these threads anonymously
If you got here after /b/-day you missed the ''''golden'''' era of 4chan desu.
>>69671811
Where's the memes anon?
hey guise whats goin on in this thread
initially thought that my phone battery life was shite but then i realised it's just that time goes so retardedly quicky that im on my phone more than i realise
was this from 4chan?
didn't browse here back then but it's the first 'meme' i remember from internet forums
>>69671817
>Your English Vocabulary Size is: 8200
>>69671817
did this with the gf, got 29625 or top 0.19%
odd because I'm an engineering student and rarely read anything besides textbooks and I hate literature
>>69670931
>rate my finger box m8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4WzQ7KHak
>>69671200
learned about 4chan when the whole scientology thing was going on, don't remember much from it though
favourite dnd race?
got a new phone and new SIM but it won't send texts
any ideas lads
https://youtu.be/i_5zvV0btCo
>>69671779
i actually had a holeguy folder back in the day
>>69671904
I'll finger your box m8
>>69671923
Anyone that plays anything except a human is 100% guaranteed to be a race traitor in real life too.
>>69671923
Playing a wood elf monk right now
but my fav has to be half Orc
>>69671938
she was never a buffting
Muslims are a meme
a bee cucked me and stole my wife
>>69671958
I want to fuck an elf
>>69671913
>9/10 people posting here won't understand a second of this
>>69671904
>one hole fingebox
poorfag detected
>>69671951
>are you going to buy me dinner first?
>>69671997
See?
>>69671817
>Your English Vocabulary Size is: 29800
>Top 0.16%
>>69670987
what compels someone to do this post
>>69671923
dunmer
>>69671913
>>69672003
People go fucking apeshit for that video on /wsg/
>tfw no good memes are being made
>tfw all everyone does is recycle old memes and force unfunny ones
>tfw living in a post-meme world
>>69672016
I'd settle for a half elf.
>facebook shows random people with no mutual friends on "people you may know"
hmm
am I being stalked?
>>69672082
yes
>>69672082
you just have to keep moving
>>69671890
retard
>>69671898
>>69672017
genius goys what do the reckon the average is? 20k? mid 20k?
>>69672082
Yes. Kept recommending my driving instructor because he stalks his students
>>69671817
22050
Not so sure tbqh
>>69672082
I rarely actually go on Facebook as I never post anything but for some reason it keep suggesting loads of people saying 'do you know (name)?' And I get like ten a day.
>>69672112
I'll be fine
>>69672142
back when both of those boards were good
>wanted to borrow dads car to meet a girl one night
>he's in bed
>get his keys
>go outside
>come to passenger side first
>decide to use key in hole
>FUCKING ALARM GOES OFF
>didn't even know it had one
>panic
>starts doing everything to try and make it go off
>eventually get it off
>know he's going to be pissed off that he woke up to his car alarm blaring and his son with his keys
>make a plan
>decide I'm gonna tell him that someone tried nicking it and I saw them
>go inside
>mfw he's still fast on
Why the fuck did the alarm even go off?
>>69671817
t. law student
Complain about things from an alt right perspective so I can agree and feel better about myself
>>69671817
Your English Vocabulary Size is:
23550
I remember when these comics were posted unironically
>>69672142
>Used to browse /v/
>They're no longer angry about videogames, only trannies and women now
The times..
my first wank of the day it takes me at least 20 minutes to cum, and the wanks become quicker in succession
>>69672181
Very debatable.
bit depressed about going back to work.
wish i hadn't taken the week off now.
>>69672214
no one cares
>>69672198
how
>>69672215
I watched that Gamergate episode of Law & Order SVU with /v/ live
It's a memory I shall treasure
>>69672191
why didn't you just use the fob
was probably you fumbling around at the lock like a mong
>>69672229
no one cares
So is the world just going to ignore the Israeli diplomat plotting to have British MPs assassinated?
>>69672198
I'm worried to do this because I know my vocabulary is utter shit.
So many times I'll be speaking and stop whilst I try and think of a word to fit, or just the one I'm looking for. Either that or I just say the same things over and over.
Need to start reading I think.
>>69672258
same
made some oc too
Hey guys, how's it going in here?
>>69672239
I care. kys
>>69671817
did this a while ago and it was pretty embarrassing both in english and dutch
How cheeky are some cunts on ebay? Fucking knobheads
>>69672258
>GO HOME GAMER GIRL
good times
>>69671415
>>69671438
There's this annoying pressure for Irish writers to intensely examine their own bootlaces and write about their dreary lives. From the Irish lit establishment, I mean. There's also foreign demand for Irish misery in book form, so that foreign readers can nod at it sympathetically. I'd like to flip things around for a change, and generally give my finger to the system. It'll be an ironic book.
>>69671494
I'll check it out. By impassable, I mean that if you follow a river, you'll eventually be walled off by a hedge. And if you scale that, or squeeze through, you'll be blocked by another hedge within minutes. Irish farmers are incredibly territorial - I was amazed to see how open the German countryside was, on a recent train ride.
>>69672261
I don't know, I wasn't thinking right.
>>69672215
Is /v/ ever even angry anymore? The last fun thing /v/ ever did was The Tester and that was 5 years ago.
*pokes you on Facebook*
I still remembered when I played TF2 and got my first unusual hat scammed from me.
I still want to bash that cunts face in.
>>69672327
May as well finish this at this point.
>>69672327
I dunno I only check around E3 now.
lmao there's an alpha chad dwarf posting on /fa/ right now
>>69672354
dude knife party
>>69672107
>>69672121
Hmm
I don't even know why I'd be stalked by random people
a lot of them are women too
odd
still scared to open snapchat after sending my willy to all those girls in the early hours of saturday morning
a few replied but i doubt very positively
>>69672214
remember when captcha was implemented and it spawned the captcha comics which were literally the funniest shit I've ever seen to date
>>69672371
*Deletes his facebook"
splat mans chest with the dot, turn jelly
mucky, run up on the set in my wellies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBNTYG6yCgY
is the "anon downloaded a photo of you" thing real or is it just a meme to scare people like me
>>69672254
I have to wade through lots of dense, sesquipedalian judgments on esoteric segments of the law
But really, there were only a handful of challenge words in there, and the multiple choice format made it too easy
>>69672376
>tfw I've been here long enough to remember when these comics and rage faces were cutting edge chon memes
>>69672445
If you download it direct from FB then it is a notification. If you open it in a new tab and then download then it doesn't
>>69672432
thought you were gonna say merkle then haha
My secret fear is to be about to shag a really fit lass and cumming before I even penetrate.
Don't know why its a fear as I've had a bit of sex, some of them were fit and I've always lasted a decent amount of time.
>>69672377
fuck my life
>>69672445
it's just a meme
facebook records all of your activities, but they don't tell users that they're being stalked outside of the people you might know thing
>>69672488
FONT
Uncharted 2 >>>>> Uncharted 3 > Uncharted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Uncharted 4
Who /abnormiephoneposter/ here?
Anyone watching Shitlock tonight? Not optimistic 2bh
>>69672445
Not a meme. Press 'L' on a photo and it downloads it without sending them a notification
t. Facebook pro
Please don't ban me, I was just replying. I didn't know those comics were banned
>>69672532
theres a new one tonight? thought they took a year to release each episode
>>69672514
DELETE THIS
>>69672514
ahh yes, the twitter proxy war between london niggers and brum niggers
>>69672514
Lol I like that accent
>>69672553
https://www.reddit.com/r/PCMR/
Unironically think I'm in love with the parents friends daughter tbqh
>facebook trannies who apply drag-queen levels of makeup and act all sassy and insane in a ~quirky~ style
very problematic
>>69672578
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1464335/
>>69672565
at least you can get rid of chlamydia lmao
>>69672459
Reddit just uses them like emojis, though.
At first I was like :)
But then I was like :|
And then I was all :(
Etc. But 4chan generally used them with some sense of comic timing, usually only one per strip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8wxwqtRgSk
>>69672551
devilish
>>69672573
it's because dumb northerners and southerners don't know the difference between the real brummie accent and the disgusting black country accent
>>69672609
b-but sickdark souls
>>69671817
22650
Top 5.58%
High
Low
Top 5.58%
Your vocabulary is at the level of professional white-collars in the US!
>>69672659
I just watched some YouTube vids on it so idk how accurate it was but it's pleasant sounding
Am I on /v/
>>69672691
BIG DINGALING
0121 RUN DIS TING
>>69672705
fuck you Francois
doing an espresso
>>69672659
No, it's because the Brummie accent is fucking awful and everyone thinks this too.
No one desires a Brummie accent, you cocklord.
>>69672663
>thinking people care about that nip and AAA trash
>not being idort
all i gotta say is WEW
>>69672705
>Brittany
>Francois
>Celina
I smell french canadians
>There's this annoying pressure for Irish writers to intensely examine their own bootlaces and write about their dreary lives. From the Irish lit establishment, I mean. There's also foreign demand for Irish misery in book form, so that foreign readers can nod at it sympathetically. I'd like to flip things around for a change, and generally give my finger to the system. It'll be an ironic book.
>>69672744
Are you from Birmingham?
>>69672735
>No one desires a Brummie accent
not what i said
but it's nowhere near as bad as the black country accent is, which i bet you think is a brummie accent
she still wants a man from brum though
>Brummies
Ah yes
>>69672492
He dresses a lot better than me too
>>69672746
what does it smell like?
Haven't talked to a girl in absolute donks
Do you ever go to /lit/ or /his/ and just start spamming fedoras?
>>69672795
need a jewish gf from yorkshire with a massive arse
>>69672809
cigarettes and gravy
>>69672795
there's more than 1 accent in the west midlands county displayed in that image
HAND IN GLOVE
THE PEOPLE STARE
>>69672795
>Northern Irish is in the positive
Were these people asked these questions at the end of an Armalite?
>>69672829
>/lit/
Listening to Chris Morris' ambient radio comedy programme that played on BBC Radio 1 in the early hours of the morning from 1997 to 1999
>>69672833
bit like your mum then
>Lol sourcefam. :^) Just fucking lol. Still this desperate to defend your """game"""? :v)Hahahahahahaha. Keep mewling, retard. :o)
who comes up with this shit?
>>69672793
>not what i said
I know you didn't, I did you fucking spacker.
Brum accent is awful, only Scouse is worse.
BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE
MY HOUSE!
>>69672795
>No Estuary accent
should be revising but im not lol xP
>>69672795
No one has ever found a Hull accent attractive.
>>69672891
come to new street station at 6pm tomorrow and say that you cheeky fuck
>>69672868
an what
mate got back from a trip to scotland. stayed in a village outside of edinburgh. he said it was grim as fuck and was glad to get back to england.
>>69672866
Brother, can you spare some oats?
>>69672795
how the fuck is begorrah potatoes 1st?
wan two tree? dreadful
>>69672832
be difficult finding a jewess up here lad
Southerners are superior.
Northerners are inferior.
This is the TRUTH and the NATURAL ORDER.
>>69672949
A fucking widowmaker la
>>69672603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4stYFTcdDg8
tune
>>69672943
As long as you don't open you gob, you retard.
Middlesborough and Hull are both in Yorkshire.
>>69672879
All of his radio stuff was fucking incredible.
>>69672872
I was actually in that thread. Made me leave /lit/ immediately and never return. Absolute cunts.
>>69672795
Don't really find the Welsh accent that attractive.
>>69672978
>widowmaker
lewd
>>69672994
i'll fucking open yours with a blade you silly cunt
>>69671219
Are you the same lad who's left all his revision for today? :^)
>>69672795
>'southern Irish' constitutes entire N to S of the island including areas that are literally north of Northern Ireland
seems legit
>>69673004
Hull yes, Boro no.
>>69673004
north yorkshire best yorkshire. nobody cares about middlesborough since its above the moors
>>69673031
All boards are shit, it must be said. The pretentious ones always end up being the worst though. They have further to fall from grace, I suppose.
>>69673088
Delet
>>69673004
Boro accent is fucking awful, like a whiney mix of Geordie and Scouse.
Hull accent is John Prescott
>>69672931
it's grouping accents together
noone finds barnsley or hull attractive, but york and sheffield are endearing
also rp isn't that widely spoken down south
it's just not a very good map in general, too broad
These days I'm moving loopy kinda aggy
Man talk shit about shoot me
Wanna bag me
Had me in the alley
With two dirty sticks
Yeah its mist
But I'm moving like my name is dirty harry
Anything thing goes with the bally
Still got the Iraqlink with the mack thing
Moving skatty
23250
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High
Low
Top 4.67%
Your vocabulary size is equal to that of a 30-year-old successful American businessperson!
>>69673071
nah been doing it a good 2 weeks dont feel any more confident tho
mans on road
never spent a single second learning german
>>69673111
/fit/'s pretty great tbqh.
having said that, it's an established rule that every board is dreadful at its own topic but very good at other board's topics.
Every board is also exceptional at discussing porn.
>>69673071
Yawn. Fuck off currywog.
Really want to watch Eurotrash but cannot find it anywhere
>>69672795
>tfw no posh southern gf
nee
>>69673178
what test is this
what do you think Gideon is doing now?
>>69673088
Middlesbrough is in North Yorkshire. divvy.
NEW THREAD:
>>69673229
>>69673229
>>69673229
>>69673226
H I G H
>>69673232
C H E B S
H
E
B
S
what happened in that image though
>>69673004
>middlesborough
teesside
>hull
humberside
don't care about what the current counties are
that's how it is and always will be
>>69673245
No such thing.
>>69673281
he just delivered the budget
>>69673328
Pathetic northerners. I'd expect nothing less.
>>69673300
Teesside has never actually been a thing.
>>69673311
>no such thing as north yorkshire.
Yeah, kill yourself spacker.
would suck all of you off for a bag of knick knacks
>>69673382
>>69673382
>>69673382
we're all in here
>tfw the British music scene would have been enveloped entirely by the jamaicans and their reggae/grime/nails on a chalkboard sounds had it not been for the micks who went there and created legit passionate rock music
>>69673391
first off, he's right
yorkshire is just yorkshire
we don't separate ourselves, except for south as that doesn't exist
secondly teesside was for all intents and purposes separate with its own council and what not
>>69673426
Nik Niks. you fucking idiot.
>>69673539
>Oasis
2/10
>>69673542
No, he's not right.
Teesside has never really been a thing other than a short-lived county borough. Middlesbrough is part of Yorkshire. Captain Cook was born in Marton which is now part of Middlesbrough and it was in Yorkshire back then.
Yorkshire's northern border in along the river Tees.
You don't change things just because of fucking local councils.
>>69673752
nah m8
teesside is culturally separate
we don't count them as us and neither do they
>>69673833
>teesside is culturally separate
>culturally separate
Fucking kek.
Culture on Teesside is parmos, paedos and moaning about the Southern press/media.
You don't simply re-draw historic boundaries because of a fucking council, you cretin
>>69672832
there are no fucking jews in yorkshire
hence why it's so poor but also untouched and beautiful as god intended
there's not a single synagogue in middlesbrough
i know no jews
genuinely a bit bizzare desu
>>69673106
>since it's above the moors
fuck up cunt
stokesley, great ayton, middlesbrough, guisborough
all above the moors, all quintessential yorkshire towns
>>69671076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtT7w10lokE
>>69675693
Jews in Whitby, even had a Jewish mayor a while back.
>>69675982
>middlesbrough
>quintessential yorkshire town
It's a post-industrial paki infested shithole, you gormless twat
>>69677786
doesn't mean it isn't one of THE defining things about yorkshire
>>69677808
And no one said it was.
You claimed there were no Jews in Yorkshire. There are. You're wrong. Just accept it.
>>69677927
whitby isnt yorkshire it's a gothic enclave
>>69677999
Whitby has always been Yorkshire, you fucking prat.
Plus there's a fair few Jews in Leeds.
You're just wrong.
>>69678193
bet you're the runt who calls saltburn Saltburn-by-the-Sea
>>69678225
No idea what you're on about.
You are a snivelling sack of shit though, who clearly cannot handle being shown up as an ignorant twat.
Fuck off back to your parmo and kiddie fiddling you wrongun
utter runts