sophisticated humor-edition
Would you dance the Polka with her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKN5Z2SLXsU
Stop doing drugs
>>69672979
that was alright
>>69672979
I think I might get it.
https://youtu.be/XpoYWROw5BY
>Anglo-Canadians call French Canadians "Pepsis" because they can't afford coca cola
Wtf
>>69673184
if I explain it it wont be funny anymore
Apparently it's weird for me to have friends several years younger than me so now I'm all alone buds
I'm 25 and I have a bunch of friends still in high school and middle school but my mom made me stop hanging out with them
>>69673271
>they suck at roasting marshmallows
>hating smores
WTF? I HATE CANADA NOW
Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karR7ZTpQP0
>>69673026
Sure
The feet of this Korean idol look exactly like the feet of a K-Slut I had as a succbuddy for a while
http://iu-jjang.tumblr.com/post/146800734792/trans-160702-iu-replies-fans-on-uaena-fancafe
>>69673399
In his defense majority of marshmellows I have made become blacker than a Congo gangrape
>Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare only has 3k people playing on Steam
No wonder Activision won't show the player count for console. It's probably just as disappointing.
I'm gonna re-invent sliced bread
>>69673375
how about you move out you waste of space
Feli City
>>69673528
I have though
>>69673271
Very accurate 2bh
>Google will literally do this in the future and excuse it by saying they only have a hash of your face, not an actual photo ID
Social anxiety will go through the ROOF when bus ads change to anal incest rape hentai when I walk past
>talked with gf about future today
>she wants 3-5 kids
The idea of having children weirds me out. I don't really see myself as being a father.
>>69673563
why do you still let your mom talk shit to u then
>>69673578
normies >>>/out/
>>69673578
>reading on Wikipedia about how the Soviets had a secret bioweapons research facility on an island in the aral sea
>Apparently they cultivated anthrax
>go to the Anthrax article
>"...Things which come into contact with anthrax spores can be successfully sterilized with an autoclave"
>What's an autoclave
>go to the Autoclave article
>an Autoclave is a pressure cooker
>pressure cookers sound neat how do they work
>go to the Pressure Cooker article
>
>
>wait a second
hello no-fly list my old friend
>>69673683
>being this paranoid
How do I know for sure if I'm autistic or not
>>69673606
>>69673626
>implying I'm a normie
I only leave the house for 3 things
1. Work
2. Food
3. Her
Beyond those I read, play vidya, and fap away my anxeity.
That adds to the fact I don't see myself as a dad
>>69673726
ask your mother
>>69673755
>work
>her
NORMIES OOOOOUUUUUUUUUTTTT
>>69673716
you wouldn't understand, not being an american
>>69673755
>>69673755
yep, you're a normie
What is /cum/ listening to this afternoon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi3-P4qwpGo
>>69673683
>do a research and come up with a conclusion only using wikipedia
Califrexit
>>69673816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbKLQ89Ix8Y
>>69673816
new brian eno album
>>69673847
wont happen
Playing video games is very normie nowadays
People think it's weird when I say I don't play any
>>69673726
go to a clinical psychologist
>>69673816
it's fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV4Vn_5L5uo
>>69673375
middle school is a little weird but who cares
>>69673765
She just says I'm special
>>69673776
>>69673790
>>69673803
I don't want to leave. I like it here.
that feel when you will never fuck the second years
>>69673844
I was just reading for fun I swear
>>69673974
>japshit
>weebshit
>javshit
no thank you
Just made this meme
>>69673816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95QZvA7swMU
>>69674025
Exquisite meme, friend!
>>69674025
I'm taking it
>>69674025
>when you gotta explain the size of the chick's ass to your buds
speaking ill of Israelis is a declaration of war
>>69674124
Did she just shoot that ping pong ball out of her butt
>>69674155
yes, she is anal princess
>>69674173
Gross
>send the worst drunk text of my life to a girl I just met at the bar last night
>somehow rebound this morning and we are still talking
this is what it's like to be handsome
>>69673755
so normal it's incredible
>>69674264
GET OUTTTTT
I've decided to change my flag because there are too many Torontonians here for my liking.
I have a huge group of great friends and I go out to socialize every couple of days, is that too normie for this general?
You're all boring and deserve to die painfully.
>>69674316
>using extra flags
fuck off tripfag
>>69674001
love live is art
>>69674124
Please have a cute peepee.
>>69674357
pay debnts,
What does it feel like to have a girl put your penis in her mouth
>>69674415
I wish girls had six inch, thick clits.
Am I smooth?
>>69674357
pls be my ai gf
all extra flag users are just psuedo tripfags who need to fuck off back too reddit where they belong
>>69674415
not as good as pussy
>>69674449
autism
>>69674449
>sexting with rando sluts online
Autism
>>69674492
She once responded with a meme
I feel both sides to the party have the autismo
>>69674449
get off, that pussy is crazy.
you're gonna get it
Is this considered attractive in your region?
Absolutely dismal, I Was a Teenage Normie, edition so far.
Hopefully don't see you faggots later.
>>69674600
>anarcho-ish
NIGGA JUST SAY YOU'RE A MINARCHIST
>Minarchism
>>69674781
rly makes me cring ;_;
Stop masturbating
>>69674781
>>69674761
I'm not a minarchist but it annoys me when "anarchists" call themselves anarchists but don't know that there are multiple forms of it.
T. Former anarchist
>Minarchism
The word "Cusp" sounds very sexual to me. It's disturbing.
Really sick of the fapping is unnatural meme
>>69674781
Stop touching yourself, right now.
>>69674902
I had a lenghty discussion with my doctor about it.
He said once a week is ideal
>>69674781
>tfw you're a huge disappointment to your parents
Good ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F07gR9_sFCY
this one is for all the betas
>>69674930
>He said once a week is ideal
that isn't right at all
>>69675035
I am now your father and you will never dissapoint me
>>69675035
yeah
https://www.strawpoll.me/12058132
please answer for science
>>69674600
Why does everyone who is even vaguely anarchist or left leaning always trying to be such a try hard in standing out. What happened to the fashionable Max Stirners of the world?
Kills me considering I am more left leaning.
>>69675138
That's a big pancake.
>>69675271
for you
>>69675231
>I am more left leaning.
KYS
You all deserve to die. You are useless biomass. A waste of oxygen.
https://youtu.be/xn0td-xpl8w
ITS ALWAYS THE SAME GUY THAT FUCK UPS
>>69675289
bilini is for kot
>>69675035
You posted that already, please refrain from posting it again.
I want a kit kat bar.
I don't get it...
Daily reminder that /cum/ is a scrub-free zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
>>69675326
>wasting time posting on a Laotian nail clipping imageboard instead of paying debts
>>69675334
akko best girl
This shit's so tight it makes my ears tingle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UUEuqbP7SM
How is /cum/ doing today?
Seems a little slow in here.
Can't wait to go back to work tomorrow morning.
Weekends blow, I hate my life. Power at my job is the only thing that makes me happy.
>translate to english
>entire page turns into a text clipboard
wtf
>>69675674
>this wagecuck
hmmmm
>>69675670
fucking normies are all off being normies with their normie friends, so /cum/ slows to a crawl
if a university gives you black roommates can you request a change on the basis that you hate niggers?
hypothetical question btw
>>69675674
Damn dude. You should pick up some hobbies so you feel a sense of accomplishments when you're not at work. Some people need more stimuli or are just caught up in the habit. I'm so used to going to school and studying that during this break I found myself a bit lost. Kinda sad 2bh.
>>69675776
I could make my employees come in on the weekends in rotation, but I'm not an ass. I don't care about the money, I just constantly have existential issues if I can think for long periods of time.
>>69675674
What's your job? My last one made me want to suicide.
>>69675818
everyone is still asleep.
>>69675906
Can confirm, woke up 30 mins ago. My mornings start at 1pm on weekends.
>>69675906
Isn't well after noon in all of North America?
>>69675906
its afterr noon
seriously, if i have to live with non-whites i might drop out or worse
>>69675948
everyone is a dirty neet.
the general was moving to fast at like 6 am time of the east.
>>69675820
>>69676006
We get it, kid. You're edgy, 1488 and all that.
>>69675893
I am a lab supervisor for a pharmaceutical company
>>69675820
I can't remember much of it but when you go to the roomate assignment thing theres a series of questions you're asked based on preferences.
Things like
>are you okay with loud music, guests in the room, being with a smoker
try vetting them out like that
>I'll drop out of college if Im not put in dorms with fellow whites
>>69673026
Only if you replace that shitty synth with a real accordion
>placer talking about college
>>69676006
Funnily enough, the only decent roommates I ever had was a black couple studying criminology.
>>69676107
i already said i didn't want that but due to limited space in the spring who knows
>>69676055
kys canadian
youve never been to the south
>>69676207
>implying Im not in a CSU right now
enjoy your masters degree in chicano studies, nerd
>>69676107
Do you have the whole deal where they ask you which room you want, and there is a list, and if someone wants your room you move higher on the list and all that shit?
>>69676274
not that I recall
>>69676006
>seriously, if i have to live with non-whites i might drop out or worse
I've done it several times. It's literally fucking nothing. Stop being a beta.
>>69676236
>Virginia
>south
ok kid
Could one of you American friends explain to me what the actual fuck are liberal arts ?
I know it's not actual art, so what is this thing you pay thousands to learn ?
>>69676236
don't you have any friends you could room with?
>virginia
>south
anon...
>>69676341
Virginia and North Carolina are honorary Mid-Atlantic states at this point given the growing Northern expat and international communities.
>>69676293
definitively
>>69676364
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal_arts_education
That was hard
virginia is in the south
northern va is not virginia
kys if you disagree
>>69676364
minority cultures, womens studies(the plight of women and empowerment of feminism, sociology, social workers, philosophy, etc
history
>>69676389
off yourself
nova and charlotte are not the states
>>69676402
>>69676415
Literally just closed the article before posting, really doesn't help.
>>69676465
That's actually helpful. Thanks.
>>69676504
Thank you for the regionals.
Who's that sucking him off?
regardless i am studying in the deep south
>>69676565
Where at?
>>69676268
It says here you've been in college for a century
Could you expand on your major?
>>69676579
>liberal studies
>mathematics
>>69676489
You forgot the Research Triangle District. I mean, if NC let's say didn't have the RTD and Charlotte, it would basically be a fucking backwater. The same could be said of Virginia without NOVA. Populations and economic activities are increasingly concentrated around these areas which in turn has shifted the culture from being purely southern to a more metropolitan/mixed group of northerners, southerners, and international workers. Something that resembles the North more so than the South.
>>69676579
>>69676424
>>69676424
>>69676424
Alri lads
>>69676604
1/20th of a century, thank you very much
>>69676610
The wikipdia article is probably more accurate than your meme definition
>>69676527
What regionals ?
>>69676579
This is as vague as it gets. It's just abstract bullshit.
>>non-cum flags gtfo
>"german" shitposting non-stop
>>69676658
that "meme definition" was pulled from 3 college websites Liberal arts departments
>>69676678
the flags
>>69676704
that means you too
>>69676706
meme colleges
>>69676746
t. Toronto Community college
>>69676587
dont want to be doxed
might post once i know its safe
>>69676706
>3 college websites Liberal arts departments
that explains why it's a meme
>>69676768
I'm an expert in the field
The most accurate cultural map of contemporary North America.
>>69676268
>CSU
Yeah, CSU Pueblo. You're trash.
>>69676720
Oh right.
>>69676678
Pays de la Loire, Sarthe and Le Mans.
>>69676829
no u
sorry Im not asian enough to go to Cal
The South has been historical oppressed by the United States. The Federal Government continues its mistreatment of the South to this very day. Until we are free to maintain our own culture, and determine our own forgein and economic affairs there can never be peace. The South will rise again
>>69676407
It's his birthday today, come wish him a happy birthday, /cum/
>>69676407
consider suicide
>The South has been historical oppressed by the United States. The Federal Government continues its mistreatment of the South to this very day. Until we are free to maintain our own culture, and determine our own forgein and economic affairs there can never be peace. The South will rise again
I've been to Maryland and Delaware and I know for a fact Virginia is closer to North Carolina than those states
>>69676816
>Northern Texas and Oklahoma is the same culture as Southern New Jersey and North Western Ontario
Why are these maps always so ridiculous?
>>69676952
>I've been to Delaware
How was it?
>The South has been historical oppressed by the United States. The Federal Government continues its mistreatment of the South to this very day. Until we are free to maintain our own culture, and determine our own forgein and economic affairs there can never be peace. The South will rise again
>>69676970
not very memorable
>>69676980
>walmart TV network
>>69676958
>southern new jersey
check that again
>>69676816
>el norte
>sinaloa, baja sur and durango not included
o-ok.
Bringing a whole Tupper of Shepard's pie from my parents place back home.
You jelly? You jelly.
>>69676877
I'm sure the South will rise again. Rise up, stagger for the TV remote and collapse back down on the couch.
If I may ask, how are you mistreated? Also, how is the federal government preventing you from engaging in your own culture?
>>69676980
>implying you wouldn't be hype as shit if you saw that
>>69677016
>YFW Trump imposes tariffs on Chinese made goods and all the rednecks realize they can't afford Walmart products
>>69677094
Hello, Arkansas!
North Carolina is in the south dude
>But Cary is just like the north!
drive 20 minutes outside the Triangle man. This is pretty clearly the south
>>69676610
I don't think many colleges have a school dedicated to just the study of math. Math and economics are usually in the college of arts and sciences. Most people who major in math graduate with a BA. I guess because fields like Math and Economics can't be considered a hard science, engineering, or medicine they fall into the arts
>>69677113
Just when I found out about drop shipping too
>>69677125
Hello Quebec! I'm about to eat stir fry so I'll be back in a few minutes
I've felt sick every day for about a month
Am I dying?
Cultural genocide is taking place in Virginia, North Carolina, Florida, and Texas today against Southerners
>>69677167
Okay! I have to eat dinner as well too, and it's going to be painful because of the sore throat
>>69677026
>Being blind
ford freestyle
>>69677175
Clean your fucking house
>>69677128
>Cary
That place isn't even a place to begin with. It's just a bunch of randomly assorted condos and shopping malls without any defined downtown.
Hello everyone this is Stefan Molyneux from Free Domain Radio and I DO NOT hope you're having a nice day.
>>69677175
If it's been a month and you still haven't died yet you're probably in the clear
I'm gonna bash my stupid neighbor's head in
>>69672979
I don't get it.
Is he getting a blowjob from some fuzzy haired person in the last three panels?
there needs to be a manga version of "My Awakening" by Dr David Duke
>>69677197
>Cultural genocide is taking place in Virginia, North Carolina, Florida, and Texas today against Southerners
crush the urbanite
>>69677321
He totally would
>>69677282
Livestream it then.
i fixed the pic.
you are welcome nippon.
>>69677197
Floridian here
this is true
but the ones committing Genocide are fucking Midwestern tourists wiping out what little local culture we have
>>69677431
>slowpoke Rodriguez
See >>69677202
>>69677431
why is Sarasota part of the Spanish Caribbean when it's hardly spanish at all, save for the border with Bradenton?
>>69676877
>>69677197
>>69677453
>but the ones committing Genocide are fucking Midwestern tourists wiping out what little local culture we have
fucking up the south is our specialty
>>69677486
Dont you see the difference you gift eyes.
>>69677506
idk, why you asking me.
I hate every state that did not vote for the same presidential candidate I voted (and my state voted) for
>every weather station warning about giant rainstorm about to hit the state
>flash flood watches and warnings since thursday
>its been fucking drizzling all day
>The government is hacking into my brain. The voices in my head are telling me to kill people
>Nah you're good dude here's your gun back
>>69677604
>>69677198
What are you eating?
>>69677453
>Midwesterners
>>69677604
this phenomenon/mentality will lead to a very large casualty rate when the next significant hurricane hits florida
>>69677197
Can you please elaborate what you mean.
>>69677634
What i'm reading is that none of this would have happened if Obama stopped trying to hack people's brains and forcing them to join ISIS
>>69677676
>very large casualty rate
>Less Latinos & old Jewish people
I see nothing wrong.
>>69677803
I wasn't complaining
flyovers/transplants OUT
>>69676970
>>69677001
>
>>69677365
Agreed.
>>69677634
So the CIA is responsible
>>69677604
>California sinks into the Ocean
>>69677634
Its bullshit desu. Hand guns 100% need a license to carry, and revoke that license in cases like this.
But muh guns and muh Glock for muh militia
>>69677660
Macaroni and cheese mixed with tuna.
One of my favorites.
>>69677918
>libshits this mad
Top lmao
>>69677926
I'm coming over.
>>69677926
>macaroni and cheese
>not kraft dinner
you're no leaf
>>69677926
That sounds pretty good
>tfw no qt jewish gf to grow old together in florida
>>69677948
Literally a classical liberal m8
>>69677991
That's how you know he's a recent immigrant or child of one.
>>69678019
>he says as he's calling for restrictions on personal liberty
>tfw no gf
>>69678059
No one moves to Quebec
>>69677966
Okay! I'll prepare a bowl for you!
>>69677991
Isn't that what it's called though?
>>69677994
>>69678027
You should try it sometime!
>tfw someone in my grocery store wearing an OSU hoodie and a Hoosiers hat asks me "Whers da sohda pyahp"
PLEASE crawl back to whatever dark midwestern hole you """people"""" are coming from
>>69678065
>not having a waifu
you played yourself
>>69678059
I've lived in Quebec City all of my life
>>69678132
I have a waifu
but unfortunately, I cannot exist in the world of 2D
>tfw too lazy to watch love live
not again
>>69678152
>wanting to cheat on your waifu
>>69677918
He had a military license or whatever that means
>>69678116
I might
>>69678184
>not having a 2d and a 3d waifu.
>>69678143
Oh that makes sense then nvm.
>>69678216
>>69678227
that's a girl lol
>>69678227
Very nice profile. Would look excellent in some handcuffs.
>>69678216
>3D waifu
Anyone else here watching the Gnats vs Packers?
>>69678216
>3D waifu
>>69678216
>3d waifu
>>69678295
>>69678364
>>69678246
no bully!
>>69678188
I think that was just an idea. In the states you only need to pass a background check in most places to buy a handgun but you do need a permit or license for a concealed carry.
IMO why you need to go through more hoops to be able to drive a car but not own a gun is beyond me.
>>69678363
>amerigay footgay
>>69678363
She sucks though.
Robot Waifus WHEN
>>69678468
never
What does it mean when you get headaches every day
>>69678409
I would never bully you, Mexico!
I love you!
Martin shkreli got Twitter banned for extreme autism
>>69678515
dead
>>69678515
you fap too much
>>69678468
>trying to breach the gap
disgusting
>>69678515
Brain cancer.
>>69678437
I hope you have epilepsy
brb takin a plane lol
>>69678557
>not wanting to be with you're waifu
>>69678594
theres more than one way to be with a waifu
>>69678542
>Don't like Hillary
>they find some vague reason to ban you from the internet
land of the free
>cowgirls
>>69678591
>Mexican Airlines
jajajajajajajjaja
>>69678591
Immigrate to the states with it.
>>69677918
>Hand guns 100% need a license to carry
Maybe in your state, cuck
>> 69673185
He is thinking about advertising based on how the person looks and on the last panel what he is doing (I think it is a blowjob and she is having problem breathing through her nose)
I guess
fact:
Atheists say ''jesus!'' and ''oh God'' as an expression more than believers due to religious behaviour
>>69678817
FACT: you're mom is fat lol
>>69678841
R-rude!
>>69678817
Hey
hey
here's another fact
you're a stupid fucking spic
>>69678639
2-14
>>69678857
Fact: You're a fucking racist
>>69678724
Lel need a license to drive a 2 ton metal machine
Don't need a license to own a 5lb deadly weapon.
Makes perfect sense ;)
>>69678854
i know
>>69678857
>>69678885
Fact: You're a fUCkiNg White mail
>>69678886
libshit pls go
Why does rubbing lotion on my thighs make me semi hard?
>tuna and cheese omg yuk
>never even had a tuna melt
Ban non-/cum/ flags desu
>>69674600
I live in Montreal and definitely not
Need some thicc to get this shit back