/brit/

>>69591921
very nice mr. artleaf

>>69591970
i want to move to whatever country this is

>foreigners
>understanding american politics

laugh every time

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Mormon gf 2017

I'M WHITE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tUh-x-fp8Q

>the KOOKS
>british
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>/pol/ shilled for Trump throughout the whole election
>he fills his cabinet with turbojews and sets himself up to be the most pro-Israeli president ever

COULD NOT FABRICATE

>>69592027
fuck OFF racist

>>69591970
>>69591986

just some cute front bottoms my lad

>>69592017
I wonder how much those movie sets cost

>>69592048
there's nothing wrong with Jews, Rasheed

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>>69591970

are they the age that it looks like they are

>>69592027
how dare you?!?!?

>>69592024
love the autism on that girl to bowl a 266


bet mormons go bowling a lot since they can't do drugs like the rest of us

>>69592061
thats what a morman would say

>>69592071
I know, but that's not what /pol/ thinks.

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do you ever let the gf win when you play games? I never do, and I think she gets mad

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she must also be brunette and can have either blue or brown eyes, but must have darkish olive skin lads

>>69592061
post more

>>69592084
P E R K E L E

>>69592095
i have an air hockey table and routinely kick my gf's arse at it, she's never beaten me once but she doesn't get pissy about it, she's a pastry chef and has a pet eel btw

>>69592095
i dont know, never had a girlfriend to play games with so im not sure

bowled a 300 when i was 10

bet i'm the best bowler here

used to be in a league

had a unique style too

ah yes """brazilians"""

>>69592129

aussie went to shit after ed and jordan

I used to be one of those guys that stuck up for them and called anyone who doesn't rate aussies a paki

but the gimmick level down under is piss poor right now

>>69592138
post eel

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wealthy areas of London are like some nice disneyland fairytale

>>69592138
when are you going to post pictures of this qt

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There is a light and it never goes out.

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>that time my mum lost it and started ranting about how I had always been a "lazy shite"

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>>69592086
I would LOVE an autistic gf

aw sweet, grandmamá made her famous crushed bean soup

Most offputting things about a girl during sex

1. faint poo smell emitting from her asshole
2. pongy vadge
3. bodyhair on torso (bush is ok)
4. long toenails
5. excessive / fake moaning
6. stretch marks

9001. DFC

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CREP CHECK LADS

post your crep collection

>>69592151
I can barely bowl above an 80. Although I went today and my highest score was a 98

>>69592164
not liking this gimmick

>>69592201
ah yes, grandmama

>>69592214
I see you moved them off of the bookshelf, good work

>>69592203
w-w-w-w-w..w-w-......w-w-w-w-.......w-w-w-w....whats a DFC O_o

dung

>>69592201
i love my nannas

>>69592241
delicious flat chest, silly!

>>69592203
when she tells you to stop because she needs to fart/wee/shit

>>69592241
i dunno

>>69592199
where do i find a gf like her?

is she virgin

>only nordics and germanics are white

who invented this meme?

>>69592118
L-like a cereal killer way..?

>>69592265
Ohhh that's nasty

>>69592238
what did you mean by this?
it's just a little wooden thing to hold my trainers pal

post your crep collection Mr yank let's see what you're packing

>>69592283
i love cereal

>>69592280
It was I!

i saw this internet video once where an autistic girl covered herself in peanut butter and i had a wank over it

don't know why, there were so many other better things i could have been having a wank to

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>>69592280
a nordic sissyboi

>>69592151
Autism

Think the best I ever scored was like 150 but I haven't bowled in 10 years
Used to enjoy smoking cigarettes at the bowling alley but they no longer allow that

>ex GE F knows i still have feelings for her
>she only talks to me when she wants to do a cheeky wank session on skype

Aha feeling USED and PATHETIC ahahaha what am i lyke

>>69592195
>raise lazy shite
>complain that shite is lazy
positively mental mum lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hkBFttnyX0

any jungle man in

>>69592294
I'm pretty sure you made this post a few weeks ago but you kept your shoes on a bookshelf

who the FUCK decided to let fat girls on TV lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-QG-rFf4po

pretty sure The Accountant is the best comedy of the last 10 years lads

I imagine its what /fit/ is like when they get hench

>>69592305
one of nikolav karishnakovs classic symptoms of autism

post the fuckin eel

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>>69592271
Utah has the highest concentration of Mormons but every state has them I live in North Carolina for instance and yes she is almost certainly a virgin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fldEfCZL6iQ

thoughts on this french qt

how come when we make ads about japanese whaling we get called racist but when we make fucking dolmio adverts no one cares?

https://is.4chan.org/gif/1483393485590.webm

remember when trump said he was gonna build a wall but then retracted when he won

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i'm sick lads

just slept for like 15 hours

>>69592342
I did post a few weeks ago and it's literally the same picture that I took then

I do have a bookshelf but that's not it and never has been
It's just a few pieces of wood that my dad put together quickly so I had somewhere to put my trainers

post YOUR collection though yank

>>69592404
pasta sauce doesn't have a negative connotation

>>69592424
yes

it's almost as if politicians just say things to get elected

>>69592376
kalashnikov made guns lad doubt he had time to be poncing about studying spackers

>>69592311
Wish my ex would like to do that stuff

>>69592382
what could you compliment her on? i mean, shes not ugly, but theres nothing about her face that i would go out of my way to compliment

if it's done smoothly silencers on the uzi

>>69592441
i think she is qt

Ah yes, 8 and a half hours in the hospital

Fuck

>>69592407
https://is.4chan.org/gif/1483397275384.webm

ah yes
"friday night"

>>69592407
these girls look fucking too young stop you nonce

>>69592424
NO HE DIDNT DELETE THIS LIBERAL PROPAGANDA

>>69592441
Um sweetie, her eyebrows are on fleek and she has the most gorgeous hazel eyes ive ever seen x

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>>69592407
what the fudge was that? can't've been piss because it was 3 soncdes

feel like crying

>>69592456
stash in the hooptie, my alibi: any cutie

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>>69592479
I don't think the unpaid custodian will be a big fan of this post

What constitutes good yank behavior irl?
I don't want to embarrass myself if I end up in a real life /brit/ scenario

>>69592439
Nah lad, i feel fucking horrid.

Cant move on, before this it had been months since we talked and i was starting to feel A O K.

Hahaha the fucking STATE of my life

>>69592458
looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp m8 get some standards

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really wish rosy would reply to me

how did the aussie do it

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what do you think?

Wales seems nice, but I don't like Scotland

>>69592441
I don't know I've been struggling to think of something myself because she's very plain looking which I don't mind at all in fact it probably helps keep her grounded

Lord knows how full of themselves good looking girls are

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>>69592382
pity her skin isn't tanned enough to be my gf and she probably doesn't have the accent

>>69592493
let it out hun x

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>>69592494

>>69592271
>is she virgin

more than likely

knew one incredibly hot mormon at my school who literally everyone wanted to fuck but she never had a bf in the 4 years of school. she was on another level hot and was actually really funny too. didn't know she was mormon until she would talk about how cool her mormon friends are.

mormons are the sweetest people too. they're really weird, they have almost a different type of energy to normal people. they're very nice, polite, respectful. just generally good people. but they also seem like cyborgs, their friendliness feels like it might be very fake but they have so many good qualities that they kind of cancel out the american-psycho vibes you get from them

>>69592533
xxxx

>>69592519
barrassin

>>69592493
haven't cried sober in months haha

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>>69592534

wheres the fucking eel you lying sack of shit

real yank hours choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1xSYyMDaq4

RAIN DROP

DROP TOP

ROSIE ACTIN LIKE A THOT THOT

Going skiing in the Rockies on Sunday

sweetest girl by wyclef jean is the most underrated song of the 2000s

>>69592583
johnny cash version is better

>>69592465
>hair all over her fanny
>"too young"
t. paedo hysteria

>>69592519
tell her hello from /brit/

>>69592602
bender

anyone shag escorts regularly here

>>69592527
>her skin isn't tanned enough

alri Rasheed haha

>>69592464
kek fucking LEATHERED

>crying when you're drunk

Howling, even my female friends don't do this

>>69592583
hey wait this is the tune from that ira "sam missiles in the sky" song

fucking irish thieves

>>69592520
>hating russia

butthurt hillary voter detected

>>69592407
damn i didnt know their pee goes all over the pussy lips like that

i thought it just shot out in a nice strong stream like our piss

>>69592632
>liking russia

t. gommie

>>69592486
she bent over the toilet for a squirting orgasm

>>69592382
>FAS-tier ugly face
>brainwashed
>you'd never get more than "but God intented me to have hair in there!" and a psychopatic stare

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>>69592614
back off

really want to drink with the /brit/ lads, all of us toasting the queen and drunkenly singing ira songs by the end of the night

Pub gf lad here

She finally got redy an of to the pub we went..quit dfubk nos

>remembering you're a fucking leaf is enough to make one sob
cannot be fabricated

>>69592626
its called sample you pleb

I'm sorry, but this needs to be said.

/brit/ the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of you have felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. You exist as polyps upon the colon of British culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "deanos") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

You're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly ageing burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of being a normie than the professionals. Yet you lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very normie-world you're obsessed with. You choose instead to fuck around and make meme piss-takes well into middle twenties.

You are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like you, and the last thing we need is for you lot to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

You are on a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

>>69592493
attention seeking beta twat

>>69592519
>talking to a thot

>BBC releases article on putin interfering with the election
>disclaimer within the article says that there is no evidence and the entire article is conjecture and opinion
>leftists eat it up like pigs eating slop

not a fan of the bbc

>>69592680
didn't read this post lads

>>69592644
russia is more free market than america these days

that thot over there

>69592674
Why is this twat always angry?

Who hurt you?

>>69592662
if you weren't a yank you'd know we'd be singing footy songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzzzVihQpfg

>>69592680
not a word

>>69592685
Nigger

>>69592688
neither lol

What's your opinion of American expats who pick up British accents?

>>69592653
What are you on about?

*whips out the rake*
reckon we've had enough of this then

>>69592663
What did you order?

>>69592602
>wyclef jean
>Spouse: Claudenette Jean (m. 1994)


damn, all of his songs about true love really made him into a good husband i guess.

thats roughly 22-23 years of marriage. in black people marriage years thats 3 or 4 thousand years.

>>69592687
It is quite ironic, is it not, that, the people most likely to read the BBC, are indeed the very same individuals that would most enjoy watching their spouse take a BBC up the bum? Quite fascinating, yes?

>>69592662
nobody would be singing IRA songs but you Yanks lad

>>69592697
originally it was just about me but now he's gone on to hate all canadians

>>69592697
It's multiple people, we all hate Canadians except for yanks who also post in /cum/

>>69592717

no yank expats up north lad

https://is.4chan.org/gif/1483685373189.webm

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>>69592662
traitor

Why do Yanks talk to us like they have a chip on their shoulder?

As if their inferiority complex wasn't apparent enough

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taking a shit dudes

>>69592735
literally was in a hotel last week with a rebel band playing to 800 people

>>69592735
http://www.johnderbyshire.com/Opinions/Diaries/2003-11.html

I was at an absolutely fascinating evening the other night: a reunion dinner for the Irish Guards in London. Have you ever heard of Sir John Gorman? He was the main speaker: Catholic Unionist gentry from Kilkenny, father was in the old RIC [i.e. Royal Irish Constabulary], went North in 1922, attended a Catholic primary school and a Protestant secondary school, won an MC [i.e. Military Cross] in Normandy for ramming a Tiger Tank, became a senior officer in the RUC [Royal Ulster Constabulary], and BAOC's [British Army Overseas Command] head of security, and is now a Unionist Parliamentary candidate. Talks like a 1940s BBC radio announcer. Has a son and a grandson in the regiment, both just back from Basra, where they lost two men, one Ian Malone [the first Irish citizen to die on service with the British Army for 50 years] and the other a Zimbabwean, who apparently joined because he was fascinated by Irish music and wanted to be a piper.

One of the most extraordinarily eclectic group of people I have ever met: public school Anglo-Irish, working class Dubs [i.e. Dubliners] who had got commissions, but made no effort to gentrify themselves, Belfast Protestants, second and third generation Irish from Liverpool. All of them happy to drink to the Queen, all drunk and singing rebel songs by the end of the evening. Someone ought to do a piece on it: I think it would just be too hard to explain to the Irish Americans.

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>You have reached level 43 on the Goldberg scale.

>You are having suicidal thoughts. This is a serious warning sign, and you must seek help quickly.

>You have the symptoms of moderate to severe depression. The condition seems to cause serious problems in your everyday life, and you should consult your doctor immediately.

>>69592687
http://biasedbbc.org/

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really need a jewish wife

>>69592745
girls are fucking gross

>>69592745
unf

time to have a wank x

>This thread warranted 187 replies >>69572915

What's happening to /int/?

eating nutella straight out the jar as a joke

>>69592772
>Goldberg scale
would be wary of this

>>69592772
>Goldberg
Every time

you're so beautiful with an edge and charm
and so careful when i'm in your arms

>>69592787
doubt shes doing that for her own enjoyment

its just because some guy is paying her to do it, hes the gross one

>>69592772
I just scored a 71 on that

>>69592662
I only know Britpop anthems from Oasis and Doves

For dinner:

Reheated Pizza Hut, a beer, one 6 (six) ounce yogurt cup, one multivitamin

>>69592785
Good lad

i'm headed down south to the land of the pines
thumbin my way into north carolina

>>69592841
what a mental friday night

>>69592725
Beers, then whiskey till close (thanks for asking)

>yanks have tax on lottery ticket wins

Howling

FOY'S

ON A DARK DESERT HIGHWAY

>>69592840
>Oasis
really wish you could see my face laughing at you right now

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>>69592772
>You have reached level 61 on the Goldberg scale.
>You have the symptoms of severe depression.

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yanks

>>69592787
girl wee is cute

>>69592835
she does do it for her own enjoyment, she runs her own site

>>69592865
Sounds good
What'd she get?

>it's a the canadian is envious of the US episode

seen this one a million times

>>69592897
me second from left

>>69592866
the jews are very good at recycling profit

drinking beers lads drinking fucking beers. hitting 37 degrees fuck lads fucking ayy

please go post in my thread lads, it's in danger of being bumped into the archives

>>>/r9k/33948499

pretty soon it's gonna be cheaper to drive to france to buy a pack of fags than to buy them in england, fucking pisstake

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told my mate I was busy
actually watching the cricket

>>69592917
Alri chino floral shirt lad

>>69592897
>not a single Paki, Indian, Jamaican, or Nigerian in sight
Sorry you had to see this lad

>>69592610
that's the plan but she doesn't answer as she's probably already realised I'm from here

I literally wanna have an on a level conversation and ask her why she thought /brit/ was so bad or a threat to her

and to try and explain that we're just a bunch of autists having a laugh and find her life interesting

>>69592862
Ah yes and your's on 4chan is just riveting isn't it

>>69592937
it's me lad but i haven't left yet..pres are hitting me hard

>>69592940
How does she know bout here

>>69592903
Cider then cocktais till close

How wasyour night?

>>69592920
Didn't read your post but I bumped it

>>69592941
*rolls her eyes at you*

wasnt laughing at you i was laughing with you

You're listening to Real Yank Hours Radio -- don't fuck off just yet!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pex_ASYQPM

>>69592897
This is a canadian family

>>69592772
>You have reached level 13 on the Goldberg scale.

>You have some symptoms of depression. Some of these symptoms normally occur in many people. It is difficult to say whether you will need treatment or not, but it is worth speaking to your doctor about how you feel.

lol what the fuck? Anything more than 9 points and it recommends asking your doctor about getting medicated.

>Goldberg

ahh yes that explains it

hello, is this the yank thread?

went to the zoo today

had spiders then cockatoos till close

how was your night lads?

>>69592899
misread that and thought we had a Scottish nonce on our hands for a minute there

>>69592960
'Cide?

she would have. but you blinked. it's over. it's been over for awhile now.

>>69592998
>level 13

FONT FONT FONT

>>69593002
yes, /brit/ is this way

>>69592339
>>69592339
>>69592339

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even the poorest US states look better than 99% of the world

>>69592998
"Is every second of your existence absolute bliss and you live a pain and fear free existence? if not ask your doctor about Kroxikroft 15,000 mg only $99 a bottle"

>>69592970
Kawaii

It's just getting started desu
Picked up In n Out for dins then the gf and I are meeting my homie and heading out to drinks and amateur wrestling downtown

Should be fun

>>69592899
https://is.4chan.org/gif/1483758042385.webm

>>69592977
The lack of tone online makes it difficult for people like me on the spectrum to understand. My apologies.

>Major depressive disorder (MDD), also known simply as depression, is a mental disorder characterized by at least two weeks of low mood that is present across most situations.[1] It is often accompanied by low self-esteem, loss of interest in normally enjoyable activities, low energy, and pain without a clear cause.[1] People may also occasionally have false beliefs or see or hear things that others cannot.[1] Some people have periods of depression separated by years in which they are normal while others nearly always have symptoms present.[2] Major depressive disorder can negatively affects a person's personal, work, or school life, as well as sleeping, eating habits, and general health.[1][2] Between 2–7% of adults with major depression die by suicide,[3] and up to 60% of people who die by suicide had depression or another mood disorder.[4]

>>69593056
Extremely Yank post desu but it sounds like good craic

Hope ye get your hole tonight lad

and i'd play with fire to break the ice
and i'd play with a nuclear device

lolmoaing

You have reached level 71 on the Goldberg scale.


You are having suicidal thoughts. This is a serious warning sign, and you must seek help quickly.

You have the symptoms of severe depression. The condition seems to cause serious problems in your everyday life, and you should consult your doctor immediately.

>>69592965
FONC

>>69592865
>beer then whiskey
bet you're plastered heh

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HOW LOW CAN IT GO

>>69593088
Cheers m80

>>69593116
Room is spinning horse

>Major depressive disorder affected approximately 253 million (3.6%) of people in 2013.[14] The percentage of people who are affected at one point in their life varies from 7% in Japan to 21% in France.[15]

>>69592865
>whiskey
fuck off yank

>>69593118
Hopefully even lower so that I can average down and make some profit forex trading

imagine never doing drugs
kek

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love this cardboard-tasting shit

Business idea: fly to Belfast, find Ulsterlad and make him cry like a bitch

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>canadians

>>69593189
pretty gay m8

somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

why did arabs have to be a thing? they pretty much destroyed all the old semitic and eastern cultures in the name of their disgusting religion

>>69593201
are those tires?

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>>69592965
fuck off new cunt etc. but I will actually tell you why
she was a meme for ages then one day she made a curiouscat profile, a website for asking anonymous question

it got posted here, /brit/ went too far and blew our cover, white knights linked here etc.

she lost it and there was a time when she was live tweeting about us and then reading what we were saying in the thread

I've only got the individual images but there's a compilation of everything she said

requesting the compilation image if anyone's got it

>>69593167
I wish I never had they fucked up my life

>>69593173
what is it?

>>69593173
Sounds utter wank
Shall have to try that now

You have reached level 110 on the Goldberg scale.

The only thing between you and a bullet in your brain is your love for memes.
fuck lads these tests know me so well

>>69593160
I'm Irish

>>69593201
>tyres on a train

Why?

"Good Girls Go Bad" by Cobra Starship was the most underrated song of the 2000s

>>69593252
So am I

Always good to see a fellow Irishman around

>>69593216
I agree mate
*heads to the local Celtic holy grove to sacrifice some sheep for an early spring*

>>69593219
>>69593255
protects the wheel and is cheaper/easier to replace than an entire wheel

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>>69593118
>t-the economy will be better off if we leave the EU I promise

Meanwhile Trump has yet to take office and barely any Trump voters have regretted their vote because a warhawk lying war criminal bitch is worse than an idiot.

How many Britsharias regretted their brexit vote esepcially the fact that they will have to continue to abide by EU regulations? Trump already broight back thousands of manafacturing jobs and he has yet to take office.

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lunch in Birmingham

literally me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSvNhxKJJyU

look like a cut price jared leto haha

>>69593272
No it wasn't, it was fucking everywhere

>>69593275
Good lad, appreciate all the funds during the troubles btw, really helped us out

jesus fucking christ yanks ruin /brit/

HAS ANYONE GOT THE COMPILATION IMAGE OF ROSY/SLAGTITS TALKING ABOUT /BRIT/

PLEASE POST IT

>rating Jared Leto

>>>/tv/

>>69593229
Didnt know she was your gf

>>69593229
don't forget callum getting doxxed as a result and the laughs that were had over that

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>>69593315
It's the least we could do lad

We've got to look out for eachother no matter where we are

Just realized I confused the lad who said he went to the pub with his gf and rosy

Thought his gf knew bout 4chan

>>69593323
pay up first piggy

how
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1483758910632.webm

some will die in hot pursuit and fiery auto crashes
some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes
some will fall in love with life and drink it like a fountain
that is pouring like an avalanche
coming down the mountain

4chan is the greatest men's club of our time

soy un perdedor
i'm a loser, baby
so why don't you kill me

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>some will die in hot pursuit and fiery auto crashes
>some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes
>some will fall in love with life and drink it like a fountain
>that is pouring like an avalanche
>coming down the mountain

>>69593410
We dont even have a building

>>69593377
Saved

>>69593410
*only

>>69593423
What if we just use your bed as a base of operations?

And then rape you after

Stole 50 cent's life story and posted it as my own in a thread and some dumb yank is taking the bait

>>69593288
is that poo

>>69593384
Nah she saw me browsing one day but I'm not ready to risk showing her the chon just yet

going oot for dart and shop

>>69593423
We can use your house :3

>be american
>get shot
impossible to fabricate

>>69593444
bit gay

>>69593462
plenty gay

>>69593462
>>69593444
no thanks lads xx

>>69593288
what do they even eat out in those desert shitholes

50 cent stole my life story desu

tfw stage iv pancreatic cancer with mets to liver and spine

not even joking lads

>>69593483
sand
camel shit

>>69593456
Better watch out, I'm pretty good at the ol' game o' cricket

>>69593468
Not really though.

You're the gay one if you're getting raped.

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>>69593483

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>dad wanted me to work in a bank or as an executive for a big company
>ended up as a registered nurse (not bent)

Anyone else failed their parents?

wah gwan my yute

>>69593452
>>69593452
How do you think she'd react if you told her you post here?

Any communist slags with a curiouscat.me we can harass

>>69593492
my condolences lad
is there any chance of recovery

>>69593488
Really loved reading about his rise to fame

Proper ballsy bastard, one of the few rappers i actually respect

>>69593517
we'll at least you get a lot of clunge, being surrounded by women and all
you have had sex, right?

>>69593517
my dad used to be a nurse

I'm a NEET

>>69591970
MODS

>>69593517
>registered nurse
>(not bent)
not sure if i believe you

>>69593545
Your respect means nothing to anybody, squire.

>ywn go camping in the depth of America
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1482352589611.webm

>>69593492

here's your prescription:

fuck 20 whores/day and as needed till fullstop
cocaine x 4 lines a day
mj PRN q 30 min

t. lyfedoc MD

FUCK YANKS

>>69593526
She doesn't know what it is so explaining it to her would be the hardest part.
>>69593565
t. Ja Rule

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>>69593492
......

>>69593516
>beirut

not really a desert shithole

>>69593572
you're welcome to xx

>>69593541
>metastasised to the liver (and spine)

he's a dead man

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>male nurse

>>69593492
will you be alri?

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>>69593550

y-yeah can't g-get enough

>>69593541
no

doctor hasnt told me explicitly how long i have left, i told him he didnt need to as i already know, 3-6 months according to internet

>>69593599
Bit rude

>>69593569
i think people who are very sick should do psychedelics at least once or twice a month too.

>>69593606
what speciality la?

Security jobs are literally the most pleb job in existence

You don't do anything

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>>69593606
>male purse

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>>69593599
>>69593613

>>69593608
He'll be lucky to last the year desu I feel really bad for the lad

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>>69593492
It could be worse, I mean you could be this guy.

>>69593613
w-what
how did you not notice earlier? how old are you?

>Americans who try to sound British by injecting "mate" and "lad" into their everyday vocabulary

Cringing

>>69593621
shrooms are my fav (only done them) tbqh

>>69593649
never heard this in real life

>>69593649
gonna start this just to spite you lad

>>69593627
in my area we have a lot of black people so security is in big business

>>69593649
/brit/ is a gimmick la ngl tbqh

Will be saying a prayer for cancerlad in 30 seconds, join if you wish

1 Our Father and 1 Hail Mary, plus a personal prayer after

>>69593613
Why didn't you do anything when you had symptoms?

Did anybody in your family have it?

What do you think caused it?

That stupid dog.jpg photoshopped dog photo unironically had me terrified for months

At first I thought nothing of it, it even came with a warning
Soon after I had random fucking terrors from it, just looking at the photo brought unbelievable fear

Can't even post it here

>>69593622
dick sucking

>>69593647
pancreatic cancer doesnt produce symptoms until its advanced. and its hard to diagnose anyway. i had symptoms for like 6 months before i was dx

and 25