/brit/

usa

3000x4004

fuck off dickhead

anim

>not watching anime
hahaha

*is a villain number one*

Tips to not cum so quickly?

cara

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*sprints into the thread*
tfw no gf
*sprints out the fire exit*

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Zac you here mate? give us an update on your danish gf

denmark > uk

>>69111902
start wanking a bit later

>>69111902
think about allah during sex

i bless the rains down in Africa

>>69111848
Please Like Me is a good show

>>69111860
>watching memeulous videos

i started the 10/12.5g amber leaf gimmick

check the archive 5 days ago
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/68912062/#68914322

>>69111913
ate her

Do you lads think the Danish language will become extinct as they all speak English exclusively now?

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>>69111902
be glad you don't have the opposite problem >tfw

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>tfw you will never please a girl with your tiny 6 inch willy and and you know that any attempt she makes to feign pleasure will all be a lie

Looking at old pictures from when i was a lean mean fighting machine lads aha might lose some weight

Best time to post in a new thread is around 20 posts in. The first few posts are always stupid posts to try and get attention that no one reads. Whoever makes posts around 20 or so in is the one that starts the theme of the thread

>>69111753
>8" in length
>6.5" in girth

Post pics, otherwise bullshit.

>>69111919
Not an argument.

>>69111941
>5 days ago
pathetic, I've been running this since late october

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*flips your flap*

literally BTFO of all JFs every time

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what team should I play on FM17 lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38437876

nice

>its a meta thread discussion episode

>>69111953
6 inches isn't tiny

my willy is unironically 9" long 7" around

>>69111960
Piss off, you bender. I'm not showing my cock. That's for my gf only

>>69111970
are there doujins for this series? serious question

>>69111970
*licks your flaps*

Wait, there are really people posting here that watch memeulous?

Can you all go to the student room and leave us alone? Same goes for anyone who watches fucking youtubers

>>69111979
Huddersfield town

>>69111902
Use a condom

>>69111986
heh

>>69111979
Huddersfield.

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>>69111895
i'm the official villain of /brit/

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can someone tell me what happened in the polo tower?

it's one of the greatest pieces of post-brutalist architecture I've seen

>>69111979
4 1 2 3

need a bf

>>69111991
Because you're a liar.

Kek. Who the fuck are you trying to convince on an anonymous image board FFS

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Which Chad /brit/?

>>69112007
No idea what you mean

>>69112011
West Wakefield FC

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>>69111999
i've seen some things linked in the /a/ threads
bet it has /u/ threads too where they would be more readily available

>>69112001
cockona best meme of 2016

Business idea: a professional nationwide football league only for fatties (BMI of 35+ and body fat percentage of 25%+)

Anyone fancy investing?

should i buy a fitbit

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Look at this fat pikey piece of shit

>>69111979
solihull moors

>>69112037
try tinder

2 inch length, 11 inch girth here

>>69111979
I always play as stalybridge celtic

have to go to my grandma's who lives in the middle of fucking nowhere tomorrow

>>69112052
no
>>69112054
no
>>69112056
no

>>69112056
definition of bearmode

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>SEMI-AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL
>LONELY GUY
>INTERNET

>>69112079
all me

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And I hope, I hope
Someone's gonna take me home
Somewhere I can rest my soul
I NEED YOU TO KNOW
I WON'T LET GO
I WON'T LET GO
NO NO NO NO NO NO
I'LL BE YOUR LIFELINE TONIGHT
(I WON'T LET GO)
I'LL BE YOUR LIFELINE TONIGHT
I WON'T LET GO
I won't let go

>>69112007
if you don't watch youtubers how do you know who memeulous is?
he's not even that big

bait willne viewer

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my dick looks like this

am incredibly depressed and my therapist isn't helping much at all
what do i do

>>69112054
Xiaomi

>>69112068
I have

>>69111979
ferrol

8" and built like a brick shithouse here

>>69112101
smells like it too

cocaine is fucking shit

>>69112103
Alri Tony Soprano

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the gf

>>69111848
id on shoes

>>69112103
go for a walk

>>69112103
self medicate with class a drugs

skips smell like bellend

>>69112111
how'd it go

>>69112101
Perfect for anal. Would let your stretch out my anus any day of the week.

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Should I spend my £20 gift card all in one go or over two Nandos?

bellend smells like twiglets

>>69112103
>have a shite life
>this makes you depressed
>thinking a therapists bullshit is going to make your problems go away
m8....

>>69112007
>memulous
never heard of him 'til now desu
he's not the only person who made a video on that MTV video, it was p big within the le radical centrist "skeptic community" on youtube

Will I get a shag on tinder if I'm fat and ugly?

>>69112105
aliexpress?

Unironically cum quicker WITH a condom on

Think it's a psychological thing. When I'm wearing a condom I'm paranoid that it'll break so maybe I'm the back of my mind I'm trying to get the job done as quick as possible in case the thing breaks.
When I fuck without one, the girl is on the pill, so I've got nothing to worry about

Dunno though

met an indian with the same surname as me, a white man

how does that even work

right lads let's sort this out once and for all

did WillNE get big from reacting to blackpool grime media
OR
did blackpool grime media get big from WillNE reacting to them
??

Remember that time when Wakefield tried to get a proper football team by convincing a literal village club to move there and change their name?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wakefield_F.C.

>>69111948
think it may be time for the ol 'cide, lad

>>69112147
Yes

t. Fat and ugly lad who got shags off Tinder

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>Boaty McBoatface

>>69112128
>chick n bap
What a dunce

>>69112124
t. sniffing 80% paracetamol and benzocaine gear that dazza from the pub sold him

>>69112103
Are you with NHS therapists?

>>69112054
its unnecessary, can probably use the money you would spend on it on better stuff

Please rise for the chav national anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6p8oNCd3XY

>>69112164
err you know india was british for about 300 years yeah?

>>69112143
bellend smells like fermented cum and piss

>>69112194
yeah but its not anymore

>>69112164
you really that thick lad?

>>69112151
Or Gearbest, whatever

HES FAT
HES ROUND
HE ROLLS AROUND THE TOWN
did I get it right lads?

>>69112124
You've never had good coke then

>>69112172
>Wakefield
you mean west huddersfield?

>>69112103
Just be yourself

>>69112191
like what?

>>69112136
Not that well. Gay tinder is basically Grindr.

>>69112202
you're right, now britain is indian

bellend stinks of brussel sprouts

anyone remember when /brit/ found the account of that pakistani kid who kept complaining about lice or something?

>>69112221
No mate, he bounces off the ground

>>69112128
>"4"
>2016
>txt spk
the state of some normies

Business idea: Sunday league but on a smaller pitch with 6 less players per team and modified rules so that it's more enjoyable and easier to get a team together

>referring to greater wakefield as yorkshire
edgy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP3KfWSMM9g

bang bang bang bang

might go sleep

>>69112180
What about if I'm 5'6"?

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Who is your county's sister country?

think i may go travelling or on a holiday on my own

anyone ever done this

only children so i like being on my own anyway and reading about solo travelling online, it appeals to me

>>69112103
aye lad watch some chicken connoiseur
>>69112244
shame, last time I heard it was a decade ago

>>69112187
>>69112222
nah you're fucking idiots who have never done better drugs. you never get as high as your first line, which is short-lived, and it costs a fortune. plenty of better shit out there

>>69112223
huddersfield isn't even a city it's a village

Gonna throw a wobbler!!!!

>>69112223
>Wakefield

Is that what they're calling East Emley now.

>>69112281
really like this image

>>69112252
5-a-side already exists mate

>>69112230
yeah i know but have you tried tinder or just grindr cos grindr's just full of man whores and weirdos

>>69112216
prefer not to say

>>69112234
really?

>>69112299
Thanks! It's all yours my friend! :)

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boxing day on the rails (or should I say OFF the rails - haha!) with the gf

>>69112295
*gets hit in the face with it*

right mate lets go then

>>69112291
I've done plenty of drugs and cocaine is probably my favourite

>hehe le quirky just bring a picnic to le ebin quiz show xDDD. such great funnies.

northern england? you mean north south england?

>tfw too smart to be dumb

got called krept's cousin in puma

>>69112281
He was getting some right stick from the crowd today.

Works in Wales though desu.

link us some good 'tai on the panda lads, need to crack one off

There is no life. In the Void. Only... Death.

>43 posters
what the fuck, lads
it's getting a bit too mainstream, i reckon
if you're from reddit or only found /brit/ this year - fuck off

>>69112291
Actually I've done most widely-used drugs in the UK. You'll get higher on your second line if you get some good coke, and you'll get even higher if you smoke crack. Wouldn't say coke is my favourite drug but it's up there.

>>69112286
damn bro... u r a mystery

>>69112041
any tb h

>>69112318
Wew

>>69112337
wales is a county of england

>>69112337
wales?
you mean west birmingham?

>>69112316
>prefer not to say
you don't have to lad, everyone already knows

>>69112172

Wakefield does have proper teams: Leeds United, Huddersfield town, Barnsley, York etc are all within Greater Wakefield

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hmmmmmmmmmm ah yes

>>69112308
Yeah I have. Got a few matches and none of them went anywhere. Been a few months though, might try it again.

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>There is no life. In the Void. Only... Death.

>>69112145
a therapist doesnt make problems go away. they teach you ways to better manage the negative emotions so that solving the problems becomes easier

a lot of the depressed runts in this thread cant quite grasp this and expect a magic wand to cure them with 0 effort involved and consequently blame the therapist when therapy doesnt work.

>>69112345
huh

wales is a social construct

>>69112380
were they qt

Scotland?

Don't you mean Northern Newcastle?

Business idea: building with a room that cooks food, a room that you can order the food from and the means to allow people to order the food from their own home and then a man in a vehicle of some sort brings it to them in exchange for local currency

Just had to unplug my computer because MS told me it was going to restart in 10 minutes and I had no option to postpone or anything

>>69112377
No meming here, does Dewsbury count as Wakefield or Huddersfield? Cos it's in Kirklees but it's got a WF postcode.

Asking for a friend.

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Wha?

>>69112343
Been on 4chan since Year 9

Anyone who has been here less than 10 years can fuck off

>>69111979
4,1,2,3

>>69112187
so literally all coke in the UK then?

>>69112403
Wales is a social experiment focusing on the sexual relationship between humans and sheep

>>69112411
Ye, one from Manchester I quite liked but he stopped talking to me, not sure why.

LLUVIA

Ireland? you mean West England

>>69112291
i used to think that when i only ever had the occasional line or key, but i got proper wankered on good coke for the first time last night
fucking madness all night, can't even explain how it felt
still not as good as MDMA though desu, but pretty close

ROI?
is that what they're really calling south northern ireland now?

>>69112343
Came here this year and oldies have said I bring some good craic to this thread

>>69112403
>tfw the welsh actually kid themselves into thinking they live in a real country

>>69111979
Southend United

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Why don't Dominos let the ice cream count towards a minimum spend?

>>69112438
I've only been on the chon since 2010 haha

>>69112422
roaring

Business idea: merge Lancaster and Morecambe into one Greater Lancaster

Ireland?

You mean Southern Northern Ireland?

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>South northern Ireland

>>69111979
1432

>>69112428

Neither; it is Ossett

>>69112488
>gif

fuck off

Rain drop
Drop top
My nigga you would look cute in a crop top

>>69112488
Lower margins perhaps

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>>69112472
>south northern ireland

>>69112451
r u qt

>>69112495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dQkhKk5Kgk

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Does anyone here take ZMA? Does it really give you vivid dreams?

Where are your friends tonight?

got a long list of ex lovers, they'll tell you I'm inane

London?

You mean North Kent?

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>>69112514
>fuck off

Need to find real life friends that are interested in videogames and chinese cartoons.

Not sure how to go about it.

>>69112517
>eastern portugal

>>69112488
Same goes with the drinks. They really are the jews of the pizza world.

>>69112318
>vodka & Coke™

I want to make a tinder but I'm scared of someone I went to school with finding it and laughing at me, what should I do?

absolutely mashed off my face on R2-D2 right now

>>69112530
dont know

Britain?

you mean West Pakistan?

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Rothberg: ahh yes what a wonderful piece of art! Plaster it all over New York and make it famous!

>>69112552
No we are north morocco you ignorant cuck

Manchester?

You mean south Bolton?

>le bin mannequin challenge meme so cool dudes xDDDDDD

>>69112550
They're invariably insufferable. Why do you think they're always alone, like you?

big fan of this new 'more like northern X' gimmick lads
would literally put it in as a late contender for gimmick of the year

>>69112572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbie8nQdirQ

>>69112549
You literally need to go back to whatever cesspool you crawled out of you disgusting fucking new cunt

Spain?

You mean southern France?

hate ordering shit off chink websites because they take like a month to get here

>>69112581
old people here were doing it some weeks ago here

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want a smelly foot gf

>>69112581
even the normies think that meme is ancient now desu

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Milana

>>69112577
Greater London

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>>69112594
>You literally need to go back to whatever cesspool you crawled out of you disgusting fucking new cunt

I am woman
hear me roar
in numbers too big to ignore
and I know too much to go back to pretend

Glasgow?

You mean west Edinburgh?

just copped 1g of H2O from the H2Oman

gona be a mental night

More like the Watford borough of London

>>69112584
I'm a nice sociable person though.

I just don't reveal my powerlevel, at all.

>>69112593
>the american office

FOY

>>69112598
How can something take a whole month to get from East North America to North America?

>>69112591
fuck off its a shit offshoot of the far superior wakefield gimmick

/brit/?
You mean /r/unitedkingdom?

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>[Place]? You mean [direction relative to a nearby place] [nearby place]?

Shit gimmick, I'm out

>>69112626
state of this post

THAT GIRL IS REAL CROWD PLEASER

Been on el 'chon' since 2007 bet you cunts don't even remember the side bar kmt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orGFlhxQd-I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdams-81BGE

afgan dan?
more like jihadi john

>>69112643
Doesn't matter

I've already bankrolled it for the next 4 weeks

haven't owned a desktop computer since 2005/2006

Dragons Den?

You mean eastern Shark Tank?

have you seen this is england lads

>>69112651
>>69112647
shan't be opening either

>>69112646
been off and on here for unironically 10 years

>>69112646
>side bar
alri grandad

>>69112643
Duncan Bannatyne? You mean stage right Peter Jones?

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>>69112591
>>69112631

>tfw I made both

*snorts a fatty line*
*inhales deeply and slowly exhales*
im fucked lads

>>69111417
What does it mean?

America? You mean east Britain?

>>69112651
>south prince edward island

>>69112646
I've been here since 03 and I barely remember anything notable happening in that time.

what board did you lot start on? i started on /a/ but it seems most started on /b/

>>69112668
normie

I made the 15th post on /b/

been on the 'chon since 96

>>69112646
been here since 2003

Yorkshire?

You mean North Grismby?

>>69112690
north sable island

>>69112631
>>69112680
i made the wakefield gimmick what it is you fucking muppets
come to the ufc gym and we'll fucking find out who really originated the gimmick you measly cowards

>>69112704
no you didn't

Kent? Nah never heard of it mate

Ooooh you must mean south Essex

Remember when the Syrian civil war had just started and there were loads of beeb journos with the fsa doing nightly reports

Thought Assad was a bad goy back then too

Why do girls wear so much fucking makeup these days

jesus christ

is acdc the best british band still alive?

>>69112717
assad was a bad goy back then retard

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>these days

>>69112722
You just seen Michelle Keegan too?

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>>69112722
[spoiler]they aren't human. they're alien invaders from outer space[/spoiler]

Anyone else unironically not post until they were 18? gotta obey the rules

>>69112696
only disgusting autists started on /a/

>>69112693
>>69112709
Fucking hell how old are you cunts

I was 11 in 2007 and I thought that was young to be starting

>>69112712
I created it check the archives 6 months ago

>>69112624
Exactly. Now think about why you don't reveal it. Now realise half the people you've ever met are doing the same thing for the same reason.

>>69112733
they're australian you mong

>>69112733
argentina?
why has hiro labelled the western falklands flag wrong?

only been here 5 years desu

>>69112754
I was 18 before 4chan launched.

>>69112757
Really, really old.

>>69112754
yeah

my flatemate at uni used to go on /b/ and introduced me

was horrified at the start

>UFC

Bit gay

Just found an actual literal tiny ball of shit wedged in my arse crack.

>>69112734
>Muh Kurds
>Muh """"""""""moderate"""""""""" rebels

Off to plebbit you fuck

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>>69112760
Now I get it.

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Rate our president

time for the top ball kicking moments show lads

there's literally no reason to own a desktop computer at your home these days

>>69112778
>I was 18 before 4chan launched.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GRANDAD
SORT IT OUT YOU FUCKING MESS

70 year olds in the 70s were born in 1900

fucking mental

Only been here since early 2012 2bh.

watching prometheus

dont get these big bald white guys or what they did on earth or that black goo shit and why it mutates shit

[YouTube] essex send for all reddit flaggers (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (embed)

>>69112712

The persona was the gimmick not the city

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some made it some didn't

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>Match of the Day still hasn't started

How fucking old are some of you?

How successful are you in life?

>>69112822
big up jack wilkinson on the cam

came here in 2008 haha

>>69112820
I think they're meant to be human ancestors.

i am thirsty for ball kicking

give me the ball kicking now

>>69112834
>literally 4 of my posts are the biggest ones on there

roaring, I truly am the puppet master

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>>69112734
>muh "Arab Spring"
>not simply "Sunni Islamism reawakens"

argentina? quieres decir chile oriental?

>>69112797
It's called a "dingle berry"

I've chosen Bournemouth lads

>>69112270
I'm a manlet too

5'11" so you're not even really noticeably shorter than that

first found 4chan in 2009

started posting in 2011

>everyone here has been browsing for atleast 4 years
don't believe it desu
where are all the newfags?
show yourselves you cretins

What even is argentina's claim to the falklands? That they're close? Wasn't the falklands given to us before Argentina even existed as a sovereign nation?

Tbh all this commonwealth/empire business is more trouble than it's worth. Give everything back and let them do their own thing I'm past the point of caring just causes us hassle

>>69112834
absolute shite
why did you even bother

i created the first /anglo/ threads and then started up /brit/ soon after. your entire existence is my doing.

>>69112843
32.
Utter fucking loser.
Wish I had a gun.

>>69112863
CHI

wonder how much essex makes

>>69112834
bit of a poor show lad ngl sorry

there's 1 of my posts there and not even one of my best from today

>>69112873
Alright Diego aha

>>69112843
36

Very, as compared to the people blogging about their lives here.

>>69112873
Moscow is closer to the UK that Argentina is to the Falklands.

>>69112893
42k as a php developer can barely pay bills

"wales is a social construct" was the best post i have seen today

stopped for a sec and laughed out loud when i read that

>>69112864
It's called a winnet you clown

>>69112809
I guarantee it'll have me on giving thy balls an utter demolition.

>>69112871
I've been here since late 2014

>>69112834
>2 of my posts there
so fucking happy ngl
i never make it into these things

>>69112834
made it haha

>>69112834
absolute shit selection

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>>69112875
didn't have as much to work with

>>69112905
blatantly false

kys

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>>69112881
You're just a pawn in my game.

been here since last year

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>following "premier" league "football"

>>69112871
you don't automatically find /brit/

you have to know what you're doing and be here a while

>>69112873
t. Admiral Diego O'Rourke

gonna buy a gram of coke for new years and sniff it on my own while i masturbate to porn all night

been here since before you kids were even saying danny pls

>>69112938
ever deeped throat

Been here for about 3 years, christ

>>69112834

Dead ting

>making £30k up north
>making £50k in central london

pick your poison

>>69112873
The real question is... What is uks claim to the falklands? just curious

been here before dinosaurs

>>69112937
i'd like to see elephanto 1

>>69112871
started on the chon early 2015
been on /brit/ since mid 2015
don't really post much elsewhere

can't wait to hear wrighty analyse this one lads

gwarn wrighty tell it like it is

>>69112834
>2 of my posts made it in

Whacking this on my CV