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olives?

>>69113203
Is that Lauren "Spic" Southern?

chelsea will win the pl desu lads

could heem that hedgehog easily

Giving gifts The OA a watch lads

>>69113111
During peak hours we could probably hit 1200 posts before the thread gets archived. Making new threads at the bump limit is just for autists who want to feel special because people are replying to their thread

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>>69113237

Ahh yes, the cultural powerhouse of Denmark

>>69113057
The dukes of Normandy owned jersey, they became kings of England but Normandy was lost to France in the 13th century - however jersey remained a part of the crown and thus a part of the UK (or at least, a crown dependency)

Going to sleep so I can stop being awake.

Goodnight lads.

>>69113255
fuck off janny

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>"Great"
>Britain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoB5BdXW020

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me on the left

You cant use uk networks on the isle of man wowww makes u tink

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>do you want me to lend you a blender

stop killing the mandem

>>69113306
POWER STANCE

Why is there no sound on MOTD?

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Asuka.

>>69113226
decent looking fella, why is he homeless?

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>>69113315
who me?

madting lads

>>69113248
me on the left

>>69113294
>"united"
>states

>>69113294
>American education

i'm a lengman lads

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>football
*sniggers loudly*

highlight of the thread so far lads?

and when i put ah skeng on your head you start talking like gandhi...

the sooner i forget the absolutely insane series of events over this chirstmas the better

Shave my beard or not

>>69113349
>>69113376
The old thickness sickness methinks.

>>69113324
problem with bbc 1 hd england

Imagine we woke up in eachothers houses

Runt cage inspection

>announcing when you save an image

Autism

https://youtu.be/WdeB8hK-k2U

Me

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>>69113203
Daily reminder that Lauren Southern isn't even really a conservative; she's just not pretty or charismatic enough to be a mainstream political pundit.

>>69113434
not saved

>work for 60 years until you die

aaaaaaah yes

the so-called "life"

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RIP Nana ;_;

>>69113397
take some ket x
makes u forget stuff

shat 5 times yesterday and 3 times today, i know i ate a lot but this cant be normal

arsehole looks like a rabbits ear, its sore as fuck and my shit just flies straight out

>>69113374
Bisping is literally gonna get annhilated by this black guy, would be shitting my pants after his last performance against weidman if I was bisping

watched the film "compliance" yesterday

americans are stupid

>>69113349
It's incredible that the human body can even amass so much lard

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>>69113418
>he doesn't have BBC 1 Scotland HD

>>69113443
bloody hell is she dead now too

let me read your palms

hmm, yes
says here you're a virgin

my gf likes to wake me up by doing a bare-arsed spread-cheeked fart in my mouth. is this normal?

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the Polish gf

>>69113334
he's not actually homeless he just spends a lot of time outside

>>69113349
hog

>>69113492
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38440648

>>69113507
>gets job over american

>>69113498
Damn, can they actually read stuff like that through your palms? Never gonna have a reading done lol

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thoughts on the so-called 2016?

>he has the virgin palms

o i am laffin

>driving through a suburb at 1AM on christmas eve with the boys
>hold down the horn for a good 2 minutes as we drive past all the houses
hahaha NORMIES BTFO

London? Oh you mean Wakefield-on-Thames

anyone remember the cuckio meme?

going to make virgin palms a meme tomorrow

>>69113562
Not enough posts or post chains on your charts, git gud son

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>mum found the virgin palms

>>69113576
You sound like a normie.

America?
oh you mean the western Wakefield isles

Is this racist?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qeWqYNrS8U

>>69113602
it's not my chart, but i collect them

i attached it to post in the last thread but forgot to remove it

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the Cheshire gf

>>69113562
jesus, i actually vaguely remember a lot of those posts

So the tip of my dick can touch the waist band on my boxers when I'm hard

doing a small bump of ketamine lads

>>69113576
>tries to wake people on the one night almost nobody is in bed

You're a clever one.

is newham any good?

>white people cant spit grime

Like ummm hold this L sweetie :) x

https://youtu.be/rWzXwoBkaC8

>>69113639
>harry potter
0/10

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fucking hate work lads

cant wait for the weekend

cant wait for pic related on saturday nights :)

PHWOAR

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>>69113612
>mum gutted out my pig sty of a room when I was out
>had a pile of crusty old wanksocks in the corner of my room
>got home and she was proper quiet
>tfw my mum knows i masturbate

>go out clubbing
>bouncer at door has his blue light out and inspecting people's palms as they go inside
>realise he's checking people's palms for virginity
>start sweating
>by the time he checks my palm, there's so much sweat he cant get a reading
>decides to let me in because I have managed to hide the virgin walk

ffs lads that was close

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>>69113679
gift wrapping 99p bleach for the slags

>>69113664
>rorkes trying to classify wank like this as grime
fuck off
and whites can spit grime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFWfTjvNhvA

>>69113678
>folk

FOY

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is this racist?

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funny thread

enjoyed every post

>>69113679
?

>>69113717
me pointing at the nigger

>>69113678
So you are the utter twerp who makes shitty meme collages then?

FYI: You are the cancer of 4chan

>>69113727
what appears to be the problem

>>69113707
bleach?

>>69113696
enjoyed this post

>>69113707
enjoyed this slag

>>69113717
enjoyed this post

>>69113709
Mate it was only a joke don't cry lmaooo

Fucking sad case, not even a rorke I like grime

>>69113696
howling
nice one bruce

>>69113717
me on the right with the big ears

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This country is fucked

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>>69113741

next time im going to inject a huge dosage of ketamin in my muscle -way over my limit- and finally ascend into the sky

>>69113741
What's with this pose where lasses but their finger son their mouth like that. Is it supposed to be sultry or some shit?

>>69113756
>france
>developed
not so fast

>>69113747
yeah sound come wakey and say that

might become a rasta lads

>>69113647
Small dick that

everytime i get on the bus to go to work on Thursday, there's always these weird Christian mini comic books left behind on the same seat every single week
i've actually taken to collecting them, the content is fucking bizarre
i've even got one on why witchcraft is a sin

>>69113764
why is grandmas skin so weird? its so light....

>>69113756
Remove London from the calculation and watch us shoot up above Germany

Not the rest of our fault that they need to spend 1200/month on a 1 bed flat

right lads

grime artist it is then

so you just write shit and occasionally have it rhyme and talk really fast and generally talk shit about people?

>>69113576
I do this when I'm on the way back from a night football match and I see all the lorry drivers parked up sleeping.

Pizza is here! Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!1

IS NEWHAM ANY GOOD?

>>69113659
The place? Has one of the highest concerntrations of Muslims in the UK

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>>69113738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIv02EYht-U

>>69113773
it's to show off their nails and to also distract the viewer from their asymmetrical face by covering part of it

>>69113764
phwoarr nanna was a right slag would have given her one, my three grandads were lucky men

>The "make your parents proud" meme

Ah yes, spectacular

>>69113778
fuck off you fucking leaf
im going to brick your fucking face in

>>69113796
cameras required a long exposure time back then

>>69113803
blud bet you can't even catch the drop on a riddim

you need to go to pirate radio sets to learn the craft if you ever want to make it big

>>69113797
Remove London from that list and watch us shoot below Greece you mean.

>>69113821
oh. shan't be visiting my cousin there then

>>69113829
MAN LIKE WILSSSSSSSSONNNNNNNN

>>69113820
See
>>69113821

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>he has the virgin line
HOWLING

got invited out on christmas eve but decided to make excuses not to go, one of them pulled as well, meanwhile i was sat there posting on /brit/ and wanking to malaysian trannies

>>69113832
they lose hope the closer you get to 30
well, mom still loves me
dad finally gave up on me at 27

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>>69113841
what about cheeky doggos

>>69113841
dogola was a banging meme desu wonder what happened to it

hate the fucking deer filter all the girls use these days
why are girls so fucking vain

>>69113695
I know this feel
>go away to university
>leave a bunch of wank tissues under my bed
>mum says she's going to decorate my room
>get back and my room is decorated
>check under my bed and all the wank tissues are gone
>she doesn't say a word about it

>>69113756

higher supply of labour, lower wages

brits wanted open borders with the EU and immigration, this is what they got

>>69113855
"real wages" is salary-expenses

Remove London and Britain is rich as fuck day to day

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>fuck off you fucking leaf
>im going to brick your fucking face in

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>>69113861

>pull on my Clarks Beeswax desert boots, black rip-knee slim jeans, my white oxford shirt and cap it off with my green bomber jacket (size medium) from ASOS
>make sure X-Factor semis are set to record on the Sky+HD box before heading out
>lock the door of my 2-bed Barratt New Build behind me
>hop in the VW Golf 2015 TDI 2.0 purchased on a finance agreement
>the missus gets in the passenger seat
>set off on our second trip to IKEA in 2 weeks
>have a wander round the aisles
>debate with the missus whether or not the MALM set of drawers we have in the lounge is too obviously from IKEA and if we should be shopping at somewhere like Oak Furniture Land these days instead now we can afford it after her promotion to Assistant Staff Call Co-ordinator at the call centre
>buy a new desk lamp and potted cactus near the end to have something to make the trip worth while
>grab a bag of mini Daims as well for when we're watching X-factor later
>drop the missus off home
>boost into town, pushing 40 in the freshly paved streets of my exclusive barrat estate because I know there's no cameras
>head over to Smithy's barbershop
>get my usual mates-rates weekly skin-tight-to-number-2 fade undercut from Smithster himself
>meet up with Calum and Deano in spoons and sink a few jars over the footie
>head to the toilet and take a snap of my new haircut with my dick out and send it to the 19-year-old I've been texting for the last 3 days
>head home in the car
>stop in at Raj Mahal's Curry House en route
>pick up a Jalfrezzi and a Korma with rice, poppadoms, tub of extra sauce, veggie pakora and a special nan
>get home, sit down with the missus to watch the X-Factor with the feet up
>wait for the missus to go to bed
>crank one out to some extremely overproduced Brazzers porn downloaded on my outdated BitTorrent client, addled with malware
>check my phone; 19-year-old has text me back a picture of her chebs
>forward it to Davo
>head upstairs
>slip in beside the missus in our comfy IKEA bed

>>69113832
Mong

>>69113841
Reddit

>>69113843
Foy

>>69113850
Really unfunny post

>>69113861
Kys

>>69113864
Killed it

>>69113865
Good lad

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>>69113858
Just to confirm

>>69113880
No it's not
Real wages is wages - inflation
Wages in London are far higher than anywhere else in this country

>>69113772
Only place you'll be going is into a deep deep K hole lad

No ascending out of one of those badboys

>>69113889
saw big nastie live once

he was smoking on stage and kept going hold tight wilson

>>69113841
>>69113764
>>69113741
>>69113867
haha upvoted :)

>>69113933
big up dan dan

>>69113841
feel like i posted all of these

>>69113879
Germany has a far higher rate of immigration

when your mate shows you a picture of his gf for the first time, what are you supposed to say?

>>69113878
It's pretty bad lad, funny thing is I've got another wanksock pile going now, might just have to sneak them in the wash or throw them away and buy a steady supply of socks

>>69113970
fuck m8, she's fit

feel like sharing her?

>>69113970
"shagged her once behind tescos"

>>69113970
You have to roast her lad

>>69113970
"Yeah she's nice mate"

>>69113970
Make a joke about having shagged her before aha

>>69113717
Me on the right with the disintegrating face

>>69113985
>>69113991
>>69113993
>>69113997
>>69113998
kek

>>69114008
kill yourself sexist scum

>>69113970
fingered behind oceana watford once

need the mandem killed

>>69113970
say you fingered her in a nightclub on freshers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzqkQPD-bMY

ok what accent does this fucker have


are there people who actually talk like this

>>69114008
wenches

>>69114008
*gives redddit gold*

>>69113717
Strange fruit hanging

talking to a cute trap on webcam on omegle :3

>>69113976
I've done the same thing.
Will probably flush them down the toilet in bulk while no one is in, before I go back to uni

>>69114074
screenshot

feeling sad

>>69114055
nobody talks like this in real life

>[Random cunt on your FB has shared "le things every normal person does meme picture]
>TOTALLY ME LOL! xx

>>69113970
my mate has a really fit gf and she's a nice polite girl too, he showed me a pic of her flashing her tits out, they were perfect, went home after that and wanked to her facebook pictures, don't talk to him anymore but wonder to his day if i should have asked for the picture

>>69114055
does anyone really have 30 minutes to listen to a guy talking about lovecraftian villians in video games

>>69114055
sounds like he's an American faking some gay posh accent

>>69114008
Haha made this joke about my sister yesterday looool

>>69114107
*kisses you back*

>>69114120
m-me, it sounds pretty interesting actually

hold tight all the wilson man inside

>>69114074
post it senpai

>>69114107
I don't use facebook
or any social media really

Business idea: /brit/ writes a 10 minute improvisational comedy routine and somebody does it at an open mic

Starting with this >>69114107

>>69113970
ask how good she is at sucking dick tbqh

>>69114164
edgy

SCREAMING at the audacity of yanks to make a /Brit/ thread
They should consider themselves lucky we allow them to post here

kathartic snares

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>>69114092
unflattering screenie desu

alri virgins

*puts one hand on your shoulder and one on your hip*
*kisses you on the cheek*

>>69114164
>I don't use social media

is a red flag for "I hate it when I lose arguments"

>>69114184
hmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaik1_tqIjE

funk funk funk funk

>>69114185
not much

>>69114184
need a better pic of her

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>>69114210
haha cocaine humour bro look guys drugs so funny

neck yourself you little homo

>>69114229
>

>>69114229
dont care

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>>69114240

>>69114201
haha what
i don't use social media because i literally do not care about what people i don't even speak to are doing

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me on the left

https://youtu.be/vOx4EuvzKQw

Defund the bbc and liquidate the monarchy

>>69114244
whoops i forgot lol

>>69114248
dont make me ask twice

>>69114263
me desu

dont even really care about what my friends are doing

i have facebook but i dont have a single post or picture or anything on it and i dont use it

Business idea: Merge England and Pakistan

Oh wait...

>>69114233
lanky twat on the right looks like a woman

arsehole just made a sound like air going out of a balloon for about 5 secs straight

too nervous to video chat strangers on omegle
what am i like exactly

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>>69113203
Get this jew out of here

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>>69114270
s-sorry

>>69114268
seen it before mate

https://twitter.com/ShaneBrady1982/status/751364295955476480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

>>69114315
>DA JOOS

not an argument

>>69114320
Ugly. Also called you "dude" not good

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which one of you was this ffs

is there a more telling sign of being a runtoid than "image.jpg"

>subscription to the economist and FT for the year : £1000~
>Pirate the economist, and subscribe to the FT kindle edition : £200~
>Savings : £800

This is why you runts are poor

oldest brother is such a fucking retard loser

25 years old and he's worked at grocery stores all his life, and a short stint at a car dealership (not a salesman)

he's also like $20K in debt with a bunch of maxed out credit cards and tuition loans (he dropped out of college 3 times)

fucking guy

>>69114320
hmmmm

bit weird

never used omegle

dont want to put my face there so that they can save it into the database

also i'd have to remove the tape covering my webcam and i cant be bothered haha

>tfw 6'4" and built like a gardening shed

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>>69114240
t. nerd virgin who doesn't have the social connections to obtain drugs
HOWLING

>>69114184
>>69114320
hiding a good portion of his face just to look more girly, dont fall for it lad

going sleep night

tried cocaine once and it did nothing

>>69114349
>brother

that old chestnut

>>69114379
what you actually mean is you tried sniffing a white powder that wasn't cocaine and it did nothing

>>69114257
>>69114364
sort your lives out

and for the record i know somebody who can get me drugs, i'm just too intelligent to use them

>>69114201
why would I argue with these people over trivial nothing?

I still have accounts in case a friend messages me or I ever need them or something, but there's really nothing interesting for me on them to use normally. just twats reposting rubbish from meme-mills or blogging about trivial things in their life/the world

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Parents are away tonight so I'm cranking the heating up all night

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choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1__6ft9y5c

would like to go on a vespa tour of Hackney

>subscriber to all the trap subreddits
>jerk off
>feel disgusted
>unsub from them all
Happens at least once a day

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gee eef

>>69114421
Absolute madman

>>69114428
>jerk off

fuck off yank

>>69114428
now imagine having sex with a trap IRL

Hackney stabbing: Teenager injured in JD Sports

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-38436200

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this is SO me haha

Can't play two handed piano anymore, am I retarded lads?

tfw no gf gf

im gunna skip 'her' desu

bored

>>69114432
bit chubby but I would

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>>69114349
>tfw 25 yrs old
>tfw oldest brother

I only dropped out of communnity college twice tho.

I have zero debt and have worked an office job.

not sure what I am doing but I am doing it.

its like I enjoy engineering, but cba to actually go to school for it.

sorry for the blog

>>69114292
this
if I want to know what my mates are up to ill call them up
I don't give a shit what nonsense they do at home during the day

>>69114477
very good film

>racism is associated with lower IQ
>blacks are extremely racist
>also have lower IQ

fired up the ol' walnut

>>69114477
good
>>69114501
sort it

>Wake up after sugar crash nap
>banging headache
>Mouth as dry as the sahara

Ah yes, impressive

>>69114501
its fictional

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>tfw your city in the news

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-38435874

>>69113900
Font

>>69114510
racism is right wing and right wingers generally have lower IQ

>>69114468
>tfw to intelligent too make normalfag pepe meme

got a party to go to for new year but all i want to do is stay home and post on the chon

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listening to this while I shitpost on /int/ and /o/

also when do these santa hats go away?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPDd9cibY9A

>>69114530
is it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vcqwq1fnHU

Hackney? More like blackney amirite lads? Haha

>Thailand is a nonce
>Greater London is black
>Bedfordshire is a bender
>The Americans are all hopelessly retarded
>Israel keeps everyone pacified with porn
>Swansea is a women-hating turbo neckbeard lanklet attention whore who probably can't grow facial hair and will never have a girlfriend
>The aggressive Irishman can still not spell 'you're'
>Canadians are so awful compared to their stereotypes or even behaviour outside of the general that I'm led to believe that they are not real Canadians, or are all secretly Quebecois
>Mexico has posted dozens of times but has provided neither a single (You) nor a point of discussion
>Denmark is a communist in support of the EU
>Algeria is an actual rapist and his hair is receding to North Pole levels
>Lithuania enters the thread purely to hurl attacks towards the general population of the thread and our nation, then promptly leaves
>Devon moderates the threads (for free!)
>South Yorkshire posts hats
>And don't even get me started on fucking Lancashire

debussy is fantastic

>>69114510
>>racism is associated with lower IQ
That depends entirely on your point of view. Some extremely intelligent people in history were racist as fuck.

$50 amazon gift card, what should i buy

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Are you watching MOTD with the (((kids)))?

what's the good word lads

might eat a banana

>>69114550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzNvicZWZ_A

>>69114578
>>And don't even get me started on fucking Lancashire
better not or i'll put you in the fucking hospital

the Red Star Today said that Left wingers are the most intelligent and beautiful people and also have the biggest penises

/brit/ is the kind of person who says we need to gas all black people online, but wouldn't be able to hold eye contact with one when passing them on the street

doing a colouring book
can't even keep in the lines ffs

>>69114578
I got a (You) from mexico lad once

>>69114578
What about hampshire

debussy

>>69114589
watching with my grandfather

>>69114584
its a pretty hard criteria to measure, and "racism" is so vauge that even if you have friendly relations with loads of people different from you you can still be a huge racist.

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>>69114641

Lancashire?
don't you mean western greater wakefield

>>69114620

*slaps you across the cheek*

get yourself together!

anyone here ever stuck a finger up their arse then smelled it

>>69114619
why would you make eye contact with someone you're passing on the street

fucking weirdo LMAO

>>69114619
i dunno about that, i can stand anyone aside white english women

>>69114619
You are the type of person who says "/brit/ is the kind of person who says we need to gas all black people online, but wouldn't be able to hold eye contact with one when passing them on the street" but would instantly get heemed by me

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>>69114641
Hampshire mentioned

>>69114661
Georgians are the best

>>69114687
yes thanks

>>69114642

absolutely french

should be listening to elgar or purcell

gona have a wank
then im gona have a poo
if youre lucky i'll be thinking of you

>>69114582

r8 my banter lads

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have to write 'say

farts are fucking lethal today boys

>>69114584
outliers and race realism

black people are objectively dumber than other races on average, but there are also brilliant black people in history

Poo plotting

Wank wondering

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>>69114641
HAMMY MENTIONED

>>69114687
only done it to girls tbqh

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feeling down lads

>>69114343
Get free online subscription to both through uni

would you fuck off with this race discussion

it's childish and pathetic

>>69114735
farted and felt a bit of shit roll out about the size of a raisin

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>>69114736
>black people are objectively dumber than other races on average, but there are also brilliant black people in history

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>>69114750
Indeed

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>feeling down lads

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*is homeless*

*throws durian back in stupid blond bitches face*

>>69114764
something is wrong if poo rolls out your arse mate

>>69114343

lots of the economist content you can get online for free

>>69114736
I don't have to hate "the blacks" to not want to live in a neighbourhood full of them or not be on my guard when they're monkeying about

>>69114755
no gf?

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should I lads?

>>69114721
LADS
>>69114582

external hard drives a bit dicky

Unironically born and raised in Kenya lads aha

feeling up lads

>>69114798
heem her?
ya

>>69114759
rasheed

Dear 69114799
Fuck off kraut (FOK)

>>69114789
can't stop shitting today mate so my arseholes about as wide as your mams fanny rn

getting quite sick of every second person claiming to have mental health problems ffs

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going to have a wank in the shower

>>69114799
Piss off

>>69114814
turn off your proxy obama

got mental health problems lads

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lads

>>69114791
i agree but it would depend on the class of the neighbourhood

modern times is more about how much money you have than what colour your skin is