/brit/

dad listens to ska/punk/reggae
i listen to grime/garage

we're both blackaboos from different generations haha

http://youtu.be/RqQGUJK7Na4

Absolute classic

>>69110461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYD1MgHdcEI

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*hangs out the 4-door with the 44 ready to roll up on a nikka*

I fly to California maybe 3 times a year. Which airline has the best 1st class? Want to save up for 1st class for one of my trips.

BA looks shit from what that leaf posted

lid a doo pads

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https://www.beatport.com/track/microbyte-nanobits-original-mix/8741838

might become an artist

how hard can it be, anyone can draw shit

Skeng in a 4 door truck

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>the e-gf
>the LDR

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>>69110403
>The janitor

Got the runny squits

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rate the fifth harmony slags lads

listening to old bugzy malone mixtapes when he talked about depression and cheeky suicides
makes me feel better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg5oZicsbxk

First Class rankings

GOD TIER
>Air France
>Etihad
>Garuda Indonesia

High tier
>Lufthansa
>Cathay Pacific
>Qatar
>Qantas
>Singapore

Mediocre Tier
>BA
>AA


Garish pleb tier
>Emirates

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there can be only one

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>>69110372
I've not the power lead to charge my camera, sorry. I otherwise would, bit distracted with footy on t.v. to 'cap my 'cogs. (Here's 1 I made earlier.)

>>69110461
https://youtu.be/akVtyLzGgDk

Business idea: electronic coat hangers that fold their arms down when you tug on them, and fold up when you want to put clothes back on them

Inside info tells me that the POTT (post of the thread) is just 9 posts away!

Be aware!

>>69110536
5, 2, 4, 1, 3

Imagine getting agitated about how much footballers earn

>>69110552
>no Virgin Atlantic

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Stop stalling trying to be POTT

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>>69110509
rude

>>69110536
1 5 4 2 3

still looking for songs with MASSIVE BEATS lads

don't waste my time with shite like this >>69110566

>>69110552
Greater London

bogies

>>69110552
What about Virgin

>>69110558
noice desu x

just want to dress up in girls clothes and get fucked by 4 guys at once no homo

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Rate them lads.

>>69110427
He was actually paid more at Newcastle than what Man Utd offered.

OI blad shit up

>>69110536
1>2>5>4>3

>>69110536
1>2>the rest

>>69110536
want to have sex with left

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>the Yewtree operation conducted by the Metropolitan Police has turned its investigation to teletext star Bamber Boozler, quiz master of the well-known 'Bamboozle'

>A police spokesperson refused to comment on the investigation, but assured us that the evidence was "mounting" and "concrete"

fucking hell lads, feel betrayed

>>69110619
heard this one yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akVtyLzGgDk

>haven't slept in 2 days
>finally about to get my head down
>sister and her mates show up and start blasting music
ebin

>>69110552
>no mention of Swiss Airlines

Air France is also severely overrated

>>69110619

Listen to carl cox live in detroit

>>69110630
where would their willies go

>>69110603
>>69110624
they dont have a first class really

They have economy, premium economy, and 'Upper Class' which is just business class really.

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>>69110658
Bambette???

>>69110630
haha me too

>>69110619
suck a fart out my arse you gay cunt

https://youtu.be/1sxSiyjA9NM

>>69110651
this is correct I think

might swap 4 & 3 but it's much of a muchness

>>69110630
this, i want to wear a skirt and walk in public without people second guessing my gender and get shagged by 2 blokes in the public toilet

>>69110619
fine, hope you've got a decent set of speakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0U2d-C-cn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iITMJteAxrA

Fucking amazes me lads that the ancient Romans and Greeks were encountering the ruins of cities and civilisations that were already 1000s of years old back then.

>>69110665
entirely your own fault

>>69110603
>>69110624
the length of these posts is similar

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>i buy vinyls

>>69110666
yeah swiss should be high tier.

Nah, new Air France la premiere is widely regarded as one of the best.

>>69110633
Can't remember this show well but the trap > the redditor science girl >>> the other ones

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lads...

Mates are talking about casual sex

>>69110675
a guy at each end they can take turns

might buy battlefield 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkDH0RquNYo

Going to blind-buy the top 10 on vinyl

>>69110619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpQ1GG8OnQY

Ah yes "Huddersfield", or as its more commonly known, "West Wakefield"

>>69110457
wish we were online friends but you're too much of a normie xx

God speed to you though

enjoying st. stephen's day lads?

Might go for a wee walk lads. Bit dark but I feel like I really need one.

>>69110768
>paying attention to this p4k cuck

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>>69110658
>they were literally under the desk
>taking turns

don't even check nova scotia links anymore

dnb really did go to shit

>>69110741
Good taste, maido was revealed to not be a trap though.

>>69110794
not particularly

>LDR

doing a crease, which will slowly transition into a screech - topped off with the pièce de résistance, a roar

>>69110804
the widdler isn't dnb you weapon

>>69110525
I was watching Geordie Shore and that Marnie tart was complaining that she couldn't do a shit, and all her friends were giving her tips on how to have a good shit

Lads, I go into eldon square in newcastle every weekend, but some of the scene teenagers there know my face and they keep bullying me because I was getting angry at them skateboarding. What should I do?

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>Fucking amazes me lads that the ancient Romans and Greeks were encountering the ruins of cities and civilisations that were already 1000s of years old back then.

lads what are some things I can buy for under £200 to give meaning to my life?

>>69110792
thought we were ://

cocaine and prostitutes. the winning combination

>>69110831
well i didn't even check it you nonce
gave you enough chances to post a good choon

>>69110843
iphone

>>69110843
a prostitute

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think ceefax will be "the" aesthetic in a few years

like how at the moment its this 80's outrun vibe everywhere

>>69110803
feel sick

you think you know someone

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>>69110843
food i suppose, need that to survive

>>69110861
what do you consider good dnb

dreading work tomorrow but the work qt will be in and I want to try and force her to socialise with me on NYE in some way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv5U0A10hrI

I'm British and I'm ASHAMED

>>69110487
i hope your plane gets bombed you posh twat

>>69110843
30 min with a prozzie

>>69110797
>weeing and walking at the same time
I used to do that when I was 10, fun times

>>69110875
not anything made in the last 8 years

>>69110843
Gym membership

>>69110773
Lived in Huddersfield all my life and I've never quite figured out what the point of Wakefield is, what do they do there?

>>69110878
really captured the frustration of a sunday afternoon

>>69110843
Gravity's Rainbow
Infinite Jest
Ulysses

spend the rest on DMT and LSD.

>>69110843
Weights. Lift the pain away.

i can't even wank anymore after getting sex for the first time it just makes me feel fucking pathetic

>>69110855
we are but only so much since its just shitposting on the 'chan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhyAm31cr2E

Adventure, excitement, a Jedi craves not these things

>>69110919
virgin

>>69110843
anime figures

>>69110843
Power tools. Then learn how to fix stuff. You'll have a useful skill for life.

>>69110843
10 4chan passes

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>>69110867
don't mind it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRoWRZJCgio

>>69110895
grandad

>>69110835
Are you just meming lad or are you interested to hear more about it?

>>69110919
I feel too pathetic to wank and I'm still a KV. It's not great.

>>69110936
obviously not any more

>>69110905

Meet me outside Westgate station at 11:15 tonight and get your chin tested

>>69110843

Acid

Got a Lomography camera but don't know anywhere that processes film anymore

babestation

>>69110867
>>69110947
get your chops around this https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyIFQr1wryPI6uj3BiTarGtcduk2ZG38N

ugh`

listening to black music lads

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>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

>>69110843
Anime and anime accessories

watching first class airline videos and the flight attendants are fucking feeding them champagne and wine

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/britishgf2017/ is not looking realistic but I am wholly committed to /britishgf2018/

>>69110967
Which one is Westgate again, there are two stations right?

I don't really know Wakefield too well because there's literally no reason to ever go there.

>>69110923
hmm ok :\\

>>69110995
She's 31 now

>>69110976
boots still do it

>>69110967
>get your chin tested

i like this. will be using irl.

>>69110977
Studio 66

Quite jealous of my sisters successful love with her boyfriend, they're a proper match

Yet to find anyone that really struck a chord with me, couple potentials but never progressed anywhere. Haven't had a gf since i was 13, don't consider myself a proper abnormie either. it a tru badmanting™

>>69110954
like who?

egyptians and sumerians?

This tea I drank was so peng man, boss man hooked me up with the extra, extra gray earl wikkit. Me say wagwam to all the tea haters out there, you all mental.

KREP CHECK

>>69110995
/suicide2017/ coming soon

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thoughts???????

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should probably try and shift this belly in 2017 but I really love eating and drinking and not exercising

are dad bods still 'in'?

>>69110980
>>69110947
>>69110867
quite enjoyed this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYOtZvwNCsc

>>69110980
i like the idea of this sound but the tunes i have listened to sounded pretty generic

italo disco is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMvUfNOXXgU

>>69110702
>Blackburn were the Leicester of their time
Nothing like Leicester at all. Blackburn were being bankrolled by Jack Walker. They weren't some relegation fodder that defied expectations to win a PL title.

>nobody thought they would win the title
They finished 2nd the season before they won it and 4th the season before that.

You're not a football fan are you?

>and you claiming Shearer went there just to win a title is absolutely fucking retarded.
No, that's not what I'm claiming at all. And you're obviously retarded because you don't understand words.

I'm claiming that Shearer would have gone to Man U had he not already have a league title under his belt at Blackburn. He was an accomplished player, he could afford to forgo any desire for silverware to play for his hometown club.

>>69111030
bretty good deal tbf

>>69111017
Elite TV

>>69111030
Gay/10

Phones have cameras

>>69111038
depends how tall you are

I'm meeting my Runescape girlfriend for the first time tomorrow. She's got time off school (she's 16). Very nervous. We've talked a lot on Runescape and on Skype, but I have never been on a date before and I don't know what our real life chemistry will be like. I've never kissed a girl either so I don't know how I should go about that. What should I do?

>>69111006

Only reason I go to Huddersfield since college is because it's a good night on a Wednesday, lost count of how many of you dog botherers I've sparked out

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rate me arse

Business idea: bookmark porn videos you open in a new tab but don't get round to watching because you do a cum to something else.

>>69111038
dad bods were never in and i say this with one, getting fed up myself

maybe you just don't like dnb if you can't post one you like?

thank god my gf likes to fuck a lot

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>>69110993
https://youtu.be/h806jlOa7kU?t=4m52s

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>>69111072

>>69111068
6'4 (not memeing)

Wanking to asmr ear eating

>>69111022
Sumerians and those lads yeah.

The ancient Greek historians had no idea who the people who'd built the cities even were by the time they were wandering about.

>>69111058
>I'm claiming that Shearer would have gone to Man U had he not already have a league title under his belt at Blackburn
Nope, total bullshit

>>69111093
Really want to get his book desu, physical copies already sold out though

going to indulge in some of the devils lettuce

>>69111093
>sam hyde
you have to go back

>>69111063
Playboy TV Chat

>>69111073
Yeah, lots of people come to Huddersfield because of how great it is.

>>69111141
how much are they?

might send Stefan Molyneux 1 (ONE) dollar

>>69111058
>You're not a football fan are you?
>he doesn't even realise Leicester have billionaire owners
ha, how ironic

>>69111167
not a donation

>>69111072
you're supposed to kiss her the moment you see her

its like beating up the toughest guy in prison on the first day, gives you a real head start in the beginning of the relationship

>>69111105
then yes still in, but better to get in shape anyway

>>69111127
the greeks didn't have documented history of them?

thought they did

>>69111166
Think it's about $14 for an e-book version

>>69111199
how much in real money for a physical copy?

might just take a holiday somewhere for a while

got the money for it

was gunna go with a mate but he's a fucking nightmare and will get on my nervs

dont really want to go on my own though

hmm

>>69111193
no offence but I shan't be taking your advice on board when you're using that flag, I know for a fact that every irish poster is a depressed NEET virgin

>>69111111

>>69111134
He would have.

Suck it up, Geordie fuckwit.

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@54.0691446,-2.8768548,3a,75y,67.26h,122.21t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sxbfKmsN6DSlxYJFOxyJMnw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

any of you lads ever been to the polo tower?

how does it compare to grimsby arcade?

>paying for words arranged in a specific order

>>69111164

Huddersfield? Oh right you mean West Wakefield

Need a wank

POST TASTEFUL SLAGS NOOOOWWW

>>69111216
Dunno they sold out in about a week

>>69111127
doing quite a number on my neurons right now

'rents are absolutely DOING MY FUCKIN NUT IN

>that one time i had a conversation with a Runescape mod
was actually shaking irl

why aren't you lads out right now?

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>>69111149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78E2N156ZJk

When a therapists asks if you've had suicidal thoughts, what does that entail? Silly stuff like thinking "I should kill myself" or only proper, fully formed plans?

>>69111271
Haven't drunk alcohol in about 5 years

>>69111267
mate's brother unironically works for jagex

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>>69111242

>>69111198
Nope, the Bible was the main source before the sites were excavated in, I'd assume the 19th century.

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>>69111078
>save a great video for later wanking
>do a cum before you get chance watch it

>>69111230
>Implying molecules arranged in a specific order represented by 1s and 0s on a spreadsheet somewhere else have intrinsic value

>>69111271
why would i be?

>>69111264
don't worry lad school holidays will be over soon and you won't have to see them so much

>>69111307
tasteful forearm cuts and razor blade tattoo there

>>69111267
>>69111299
once met zezima as he was walking into varrock via the south gate and he didn't have anyone following him, we chatted for a good 30 seconds

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*flips your flap*

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Oi lads meet me at the polo tower in 20 minutes and I'll fucking deck the lot of you

>>69111290
how about you ask the fucking therapist mate

>>69111295
why not?

>>69111323
thought this was supposed to be a normie general

>>69111173
Leicester aren't being bankrolled in the way Blackburn were in the early 90s.

Blackburn weren't fighting relegation the season before they won the PL title like Leicester did.

You see there's no comparison now?

>>69111271
got offered but i cba and town is shit where i live, much prefer Bristol

>>69111334
Fuck I forgot I was going to watch this.

>>69111307
>tattoos
>self harm scars
>pigeon shit on her dress

binned

>>69111290
both desu
if it's just a fleeting thought, then maybe not
but if you're lying in bed thinking "i hope i don't wake up tomorrow" and you honestly mean it, then that counts

>>69111334
Is this worth a watch

>>69111307
does she not know that pigeons carry millions of types of disease?

this "leicester aren't the same as blackburn" is pretty dumb

>>69111224
Literally no chance

He would have gone to Newcastle for £15million whether Blackburn won the league or not. Your made up 'he already had a title so he doesn't want anymore' crap is just retarded

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ah

yes

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>>69111331

>>69111353
poor show

>>69111340
Didn't even have a huge hangover or anything, but I was having a couple of drinks and realised I really wasn't enjoying it, so I just thought I'd stop drinking for a while. Ended up just forgetting about it and don't miss alcohol at all

>>69111339
Don't have one.

>>69111337
is that where they make polo shirts?

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>>69111356
just do it

>>69111365
yes

>>69111155
Bang Babes

>>69111271
Because it's boxing day, even if I had a social life I'd be at home with my family. Is that a controversial opinion to have?

envy every single one of you wankers who haven't been depressed
want to die

>>69111362
What if the fleeting thoughts happen several times every day?

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>go downstairs in the dark
>step on a cooked sausage

I cannot explain that one

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>>69111374
>vind-ik-leuks

>>69111372
Pahahaha. Bless, Geordies truly are the most deluded cretins around.

Still claiming you're the 8th biggest club in the world, you pack of child molesters?

>>69111410
Dont let this distract you from the fact that Triple H almost blew a 1 match lead in a 2 of out of 3 falls match against Shawn Michaels at Armageddon 2002.

>>69111383
nah m8 they are mints with holes in them

there's a joke at school that you can fuck a polo because your dicks so small

>>69111378
not an issue then is it

>>69111342
Blackburn were fighting relegation the year after they won the title

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>LITERAL interracial cuckold jokes on mainstream British television

Can't make this shit up

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>>69110625
*not complete*
in order of year

being depressed builds character

>>69111443
explain

>>69111383
british equivalent of lifesavers mate

>>69111377
>tfw got 14 bottles of spirits and 2 crates of beer saved up from birthdays/christmas
>only really have a couple of drinks like once every 2 months

>>69111221
no offence taken

>>69111353
nye
10pm
castle park outside edna's kitchen

meet me there if you want your chin tested cunt

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run out of lager

gonna run down the GP in the morning and get signed off for 2 months

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>>69111375

>>69111391
what makes it worth a watch

>>69111443
probably can

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havin some sausage for dindins lads

>>69111422
Glad you've finally accept you're wrong about Shearer, you've been boring me for too long

>>69111456
Paki on the Big Fat Quiz just made one

Really disappointed that only 1 person posted a slag

my willy needs stimulation here!

http://www.strawpoll.me/11961532

http://www.strawpoll.me/11961532

http://www.strawpoll.me/11961532

>>69111498
*steps on them*

>>69111412
what's the content of the thoughts, la'?

>>69111498
I hope they're quorn

>>69110509
the "tolerant" left

jfc these losers have been arguing about mankickball for fucking hours.

>>69111501
>>69111422
get a room

>>69111519
>not Lynda McCartney

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>>69111483
it's fun and cute with good animation and interesting characters

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I STAY OUT TOO LATE
GOT NOTHING IN MY BRAIN
THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY
MM-MM

>>69111443
why are you watching our tv you cuck

oh cause denmark is a cultural black hole and you're shit at everything

>>69111520
>replying to a 30 minute old post

kys

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>>69111507

>>69111563
OwO what's this?

>>69111365
>>69111391
what's it called?

morning lads

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>>69111443
>this JF is so rump roasted by our superiority, he come into every one of our threads begging for our attention
Adorable

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>I buy mp3 from Apple

>>69111562
shut up you neek i'll chef you in the mouth

>>69111441
>Blackburn were fighting relegation the year after they won the title
No they weren't. They finished 7th.

But the point is - they weren't fighting relegation the season before. Which contradicts the claim that no one expected them to win the league.

Are the Geordies all furious tonight because Wednesday beat them?

I'm unbelievably reem

>>69111583
flip flappers

>>69111583
flip flappers

Excuse me while i light my spliff

>>69111583
Flip Flappers

>>69111594
>believing in the flac placebo

unless you spend £2k on a decent DAC and headphones or monitors then you'll literally tell no difference

any lurkers in these threads? if you're too afraid to post come on out and say hello we will not hurt you :)

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>>69111514
>desktop
good lads
>laptop
possible normoid
>phone
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

>>69111583
flap flippers

mans in the champions league out here
you man are near relegation

should i buy this laptop?

Acer Aspire F 15" Touchscreen Laptop - Silver (Intel Core i5-7200U/1 TB HDD/ 12 GB RAM/ Windows 10)

$629.99

http://www.bestbuy.ca/en-CA/product/acer-acer-aspire-f-15-touchscreen-laptop-silver-intel-core-i5-7200u-1-tb-hdd-12-gb-ram-windows-10-f5-573t-545k/10509023.aspx?path=0892619751b574e883d43e557dbc6638en02&SearchPageIndex=1

>>69111501
Nope. Shearer wouldn't have looked twice at Newcastle if he actually wanted to win silverware.

feel like im wasting the high quality chocolate and sweeties i had for xmas by eating them when im not stoned

>>69111642
VIRUS. DO NOT CLICK

>>69111603
honestly newcastle are a small club and always have been

geordies get wound up really easily so it's fun to bait them

they will never win the PL

how are you supposed to remove bogies if not by picking them out?

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been told down the years that my cock is quite thick but they've never really told me it's long, so I've been doing some measurements tonight

6.5" length, 6-6.5" girth

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>>69111558
>>69111591
LITERAL cuck damage control by people who eat up Danish TV shows like they're godsent manna, simply ebin

you........IDIOT
*pushes you down the stairs*

>>69110716
I see someone is enjoying Dan Carlin's podcasts.

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areet mate gizza tab like

>>69111514
>Desktop
mother's basement neckbeards
>Laptop
starbucks hipster cunts
>Tablet
12 year olds making minecraft youtube channels
>Phone
normoids

lsd ruined weed for me and made even the slightest buff very intense

dunno maybe it's a blessing in disguise, weed makes people too lazy anyway

>>69111642
>microsoft botnet

straight in the garbage disposal

Posting from my iWatch

>>69111657
*clears throat*
FONT

stream flip flappers

yes/no

>Danish TV

cannot name a single programme

nobody watches danish tv, even the danes.

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>>69111636
>tfw Canadians have the highest amount of phoneposters per capita

>>69111663
>speak our language
>watch our tv
>post in our threads

you're the cuck m9

>>69111672
RAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH HHTHHHH *tumbles violently* UrhhghMMMufffffffff

>>69111654
Amazes me how they're going on about loyalty and proper English lads when they've got Rafa and the most expensive squad ever assembled in the 2nd tier right now.

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>>69111698
>stream

>>69111657
still better than my 3.5 incher m8

stop whining

New:

>>>/lgbt/7452063
>>>/lgbt/7452063

>>69111603
Parents have locked their doors so they can't snatch kids out of the bath.

>>69111721
meant stream it for the lads but nevermind, it's not complete anyway and i dont think many people would be interested

8" in length
6.5" in girth

Cum within 2 minutes and feel genuinely bad for wasting such a good willy. Take me fucking hours to cum from a bj though

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saving my KFC cookie until later

a midnight snack if you will

>>69111673
I used to, kind of going off him recently though.

teaching bitches how to swim
teaching bitches how to swim
teaching bitches how to swim
teaching bitches how to swim

>alcoholic grandparents hid all the alcohol in the house cause they said i was drinking too much
>20 mins later its all back where it was

i would be interested in flip flops anime stream

>>69111720
they should be way clear but if anything they aren't even odds on to get automatics the ways it's going

they've spent most that half of the lower end PL clubs and Rafa must me on as much as klopp/conte

ridiculous club

Right

I'm going down the petrol station so you better say now if you want anything cos I ain't going out again tonight

>>69111703
>giving people another reason to hate leafs

ahahahaaaaa

yoooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IjS2QCMISE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frontierland,_Morecambe

doing a read

>>69111748
No go on lad that would be nice

>Aussies call flip flops "thongs"
dickheads

>>69111753
>Take me fucking hours to cum from a bj though
that means you're gay

*sucks*

>>69111772
10g amber leaf please mate

>>69111707
It's clearly not your language anymore, it belongs to Rasheeds and Rathfords now ;)

>>69111476
square go's mate.

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Rate

>>69111753
>tfw only 7" 5.5" yet still wasting it

you win this round

>>69111772
get me an English gf please

>>69111777
what happened in the polo tower?

>>69111793
ahahaha


dats right, dats right

>>69111772
20g of cutters pls m8

>>69111753
proofs

>>69111773
>people

nah you mean autists like you

>>69111748
too early to rewatch 2bh

>>69111772
12.5g of drum

goodnight everyone except non-whites

>>69111772
100g of Drum

>>69111799
you have a higher mudslime percentage than us m8. have fun with that cuckboy