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belfast edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVC9iRRF05M
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america
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usa
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wartburg lads
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listening to my brudda afghan dan
signed to boy better know when
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yorkshire
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>more foreign posts in the thread so far than british ones
haha peng
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>>68823569
>>68823562
yankmind
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liverpool #1
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New York > Old York
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>>68823566
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>thinkers of the first rank, going back to Plato, had raised the problem of whether good and effective politicians could be completely truthful and still achieve the necessary ends of their society

really makes you think
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oh ah up the
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I got tough ones for the tough guys I got soft ones for the softies
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Belfast? More like Belfast's chocker blocked with womanlets. Am I right lads?
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reminder that expressing any view that doesn't strictly conform to an extreme leftist ideology is edgy and you deserve to be vilified for having a different opinion.
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>>68823606
>gif
I'm afraid not
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ah yes the baiting german flag, i'll definitely be reading his posts
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>>68823628
Would grind you into dust beneath my heel tbqh, you Nigerian TWAT.
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>>68823638
*takes my trap niggas to parliament*
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marseyside darby eh eh
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>>68823645
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>>68823616

Delete this post mate its inaccurate
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Business idea: Caffeine food

Concentrated caffeine (100+mg) in food form so you don't have to drink a shit hot/sugary drink to get a caffeine boost

Some edgy names like "Caffa Cakes" and shit

Gonna make billions
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>>68823635
plato was a dopey cunt
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christmas might be cancelled
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why isn't brit stickied? It's basically int general
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germany has had no great thinkers
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ah yes, we definitely need 6 threads on the ambassador shooting

janny you cunt
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YO WASS UP, IM 100% BRITISH. CHECK THE FLAG BRUV. GOT FAMILY IN NIGERIA

STATE YO NAME CUZ
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CHRISTMAS LADS
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belfarset
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>>68823726
It already exists.
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imagine being a soldier in the iraq war

imagine the confusion you'd experience as you wouldn't have the slightest clue of why you were really there
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>>68823748
*cums in my pants*

ahh well at least something is stickied around here :3
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>>68823756
who is this woman
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>>68823756
imagine trying to convince yourself you wouldn't fuck this

state of some people
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>>68823771

Not really thought about it this year mate, forgot my advent calendar last 2 days
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>>68823783
unlike your life you utter twat
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>>68823789
You're there to kill the cunts who just blew up the world trade centre

The Iraq War being retarded only exists in hindsight. At the time everyone idolised Bush for taking decisive action
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>women legitimately think they have tougher lives than men yet mens hair starts to fall out in their twenties and we don't complain
makes you think
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>>68823783
sauce

this would be food marketed specifically as high in caffeine

"energy bars" haven't got that much caffeine
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>>68823827
please cease and desist.
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>>68823748
>>68823751
>>68823753
TRIPLE SNAP
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Real question, how is Belfast these days? If I went there, would I get shanked andor mugged?
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>>68823818
the so called "american banter"
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>>68823789
uhh to kill the terrorists duh
only a mentally ill commie radical islamist would think otherwise
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>>68823827
nice face but black people hair is horrid.
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>>68823847
http://www.hellawella.com/wild-world-caffeinated-snacks
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can't believe how new you'd have to be to reply to the dane/german baiting twat
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>>68823756
not a very good walk too flaunty
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>>68823579
Trabant > Wartburg 2bh
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new star wars any good

should i wait for a camrip
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>>68823827
>>68823859
>these square jawed freaks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0kcaziP-0o

>lightly banter iraq
>everybody gets upset
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>>68823789
kinda describes the state of me on this site
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>>68823861
>would I get shanked andor mugged?
Hopefully
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>>68823860
Doesnt beat my quads mate sorry (>>68823696)
have another go
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>>68823789
isn't really a soldiers job to question why

not saying it doesn't happen but it isn't particularly relevant to their role. They don't get a choice either way
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>doing my shitty admin job
>see a clients details
>she is 23 and earning 42k (DOUBLE my wage)
>look her up on facebook
>literal 9/10
>went to a uni and did a degree everyone here would laugh at

fit women have it so easy. probably fucked herself into the job or her daddys mate runs the company.
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>>68823833
>You're there to kill the cunts who just blew up the world trade centre

Nah that was afghanistan

I'm just thinking about how they would have felt as the original reason for the war turned out to be bollocks but they still had to be there for many other reasons
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>>68823904
going to watch it tomorrow, will report back
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>>68823904
>watching camrips

the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>68823916

quality post
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>>68823891
right so I'll just add other elements, like vegan and gluten free so
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>>68823833
>At the time everyone idolised Bush for taking decisive action
The largest protest in the history of britain and the US were both aimed at the iraq war...
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>>68823833
War in Iraq was 2003 you goose

saddam was a good boy who dindu nuffin and killed all the terrorist types who threatened his power base
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umm mr general why are we shooting the iraqees
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>>68823923
>implying it isn't even easier to 10/10 men to score these kinds of jobs or better just by being forceful and handsome
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>All these foreigners in /brit/

why
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The genetic lottery is real, and we have lost. We are male. We are ugly. Many have autism of some form. We all have "bad" genes for forming compatible beliefs with normie society. Truly, we are doomed.
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>>68823917
live in the moment mate, you're embarrassing
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filtered the mong already
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>>68823959
this

literally only watch HDRip or higher

Find it hard enough to watch screeners
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>>68823726
caffeine will be obsolete soon, we'll all be using amphetamines for energy boosts
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>>68823923
yeah

women really have life on easy mode
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>>68824004
best head back to saxony then ya cunt
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>>68823978
Well, the fact that this shit exists and you'd never heard of it doesn't really suggest that it's wildly popular.
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bored of seeing this woman now
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>>68824006
speak for yourself
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wish i had clear skin lads, i really do

been going on for about 15 years now, getting really tired of it all

it's only mild now, but i haven't had a clear day in about 7 months
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>>68824057
try having a shower you greasy fuck
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Why can Americans not pronounce some country names?

It's not like they're very complex or anything.

It's fucking Iraq, not "Eye-rack"

It's Iran not "Eye-ran"

cunts
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Well good morning. Bit cold out. Canadian weather. Sun is out though, hopefully it'll warm up a bit. On my way home from montreal, sixth time this week. In the atwater metro station now. Go and see if I can get some food. Alright. Don't know what the rest of the day I'll do, just see how it goes. Talk to you again. Bye.
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>>68824057

Same mate keep thinking its gone then I get an outbreak round the chin or hairline
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>>68823923
are you implying men dont benefit from nepotism?
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>>68824006
>>68823846
speak for yourself lad
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filtered you all xx
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Watching the Scousebowl lads
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>>68824006
>>68824057
shut the fuck up, there's people with downs and deformities that can get a shag. you're just bone idle cunts
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>>68824091
Give me your address

I will literally come to Canada and set you aflame
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>>68824090
Great Shit-ain
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>>68824090
Those are perfectly legitimate ways to pronounce the names of those countries
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>>68824057
Yeah it really is great, good luck.
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>>68823833
state of this post
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need a gf
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>>68824057
how bad is it? like full on pizza face scarface? get the odd pimple on my chin, nose or forehead but nothing major
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>>68824090
wawtah boughttle
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>>68824004

my great-great grandmother was literally born in Camborne. so uh, yeah, watch who you who /foreigner/ mister!
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>>68824090
Cringe every time I hear one of those rotund mammoths try to say "Australia" desu
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just woke up, is world war 3 happening?
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>>68824128
giz a stream
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deutschland uber alles
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>>68824181
my great grandpa was born in wales and my great grandma was born in england

check and mate
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>>68824144
thought the jeans were photoshopped in at first, very strange photo
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Montage video is almost done lads

very excited about this one
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Most human misery is due not to economic factors but to failed relationships and physical and mental illness. Eliminating depression and anxiety would reduce misery by 20% while eliminating poverty would reduce it by 5%
The strongest factor predicting a happy adult life is not children’s qualifications but their emotional health.

So incels have it the worst, we're unwanted while suffering from physical and mental illness.
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>>68824208
*pisses in your mouth*
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>>68824190
I went to Outback Steakhouse yesterday. It was great
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>Amir is on bail
>AGAIN
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>>68824090
They can't even say fucking Italian

It's Italian, not "EYE-TALIAN"
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>>68824091
Good lad
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>>68824221
Give me your address

I will literally fly to the States and set you ablaze
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>>68823861
I went for a dander earlier and saw like 10 browns and a fuckload of tourist chinks. It's not at all a threatening place, so long as you know where the invisible lines are drawn denoting territories and you don't cross from one to the other. The Christmas market is nice.
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My treat meself to a bath and bathbomb
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>>68824177
redact this offensive post
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>>68824087
ahh yes never had a shower in 15 years

>>68824093
very demoralising

>>68824129
downie detected

>>68824174
about 4-5 small ones daily, feel so close yet so far, used to be full face which was for about 9 years
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>>68824235
i dont say eye-talian you ignoramus
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>>68823579
My dad sold his one for more than he paid, when it was brand new
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>>68824181
>my great-great grandmother was literally born in Camborne.
yet he posts all this Irish Republican shite in /brit/.
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*makes you an Irish Car Bomb*
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>>68824258
>bathbomb
rasheed
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>>68824258
>bomb
MUMMY MAY
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>>68824138
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>>68824258
are you a girl? sounds like something a girl would say
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Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket.
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>>68824318
how do I filter this
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>>68824222
but everyone is concerned about their financial security. If everyone wasn't worried about money I'd be a lot easier to form relationships
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>>68824249
Can we cuddle and kiss first xxx lol j/k no homo
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>>68824249
I live at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500

won't be home for a month though so come round after Jan. 21st or so
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figure under all the happy faces and rhetoric, trudeau is actually a purging psychopath who tortures enemies for fun
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>>68824302
>yet he posts all this Irish Republican shite in /brit/.

wtf are you talking about, that's not me that's somebody else
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>>68824393
Bet he's a bottom desu
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>>68824275
>downie detected
nah got a skin condition, still not a sad cunt like you though
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>>68824381
>>68824249
reported to the fbi
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>>68824039
Look at all those packages

Shit marketing, all look very cheap and nasty
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>>68824275
I'm in the same position as you lad
I can't blame it on being a teenager anymore and it's killing me
Can you see a dermatologist? That's what I'm doing
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>>68824374
>>68824381
>>68824421
If I ever catch any of you runts on Scottish soil I will literally set you aflame
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So if you want to live in London then you have to live in a studio flat till you're on about £35k?
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DONALD DUCK is NOT my president.
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Anyone here born in the 80s? What year?
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>>68824457
gooby pls
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>>68824454
>studio flat

HA
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>>68824469


i was born in '94, does that count?
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got expelled from high school when I did a project for broadcast video class where I took system of a down's "sugar" video and replaced the word "sugar" with "nigger" everywhere
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Didn't know /brit/ was infested with a bunch of pizza faced NERDS
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>>68824454
Assume most young people share flat mate
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>>68824362
literally can't unless you filter each one individually
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>>68824449
why would anyone want to go to scotchland
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>>68824469
alri Grandad
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>>68824475
?

>>68824496
House sharing is disgusting
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>>68824469
1980+15 haha
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>>68824275
i don't really get outbreaks anymore, it's just the scars from previously taking ages to fade which really annoys me.
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>>68824504
Give me your address

I will literally come to London and set you on fire
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>>68824454
600-800pm for a shared house
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I have a fake chad account on a dating website, which gains a lot of attention. Every morning I open the app and have conversations with beautiful women, while prentending I have a very low IQ, love baseball and documentaries, also no interpunction and a lack of propper grammer. They want to do the nastiest things with me. They sometimes even propose it themselves. Though it's a bit sad really. I sometimes masturbate over it. Humiliating but weirdly arousing.
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>>68824485
late contender for the worst post on /brit/ award 2016
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>>68824449
Scotland is the only good part of the U.K. so I guess I can't visit now >:-|
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in from work

time to put the feet in the upright position
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>>68824518
Studios are barely cheaper than 1 bedders and you can't afford that

You'll be sharing
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The map is filling in quite nicely
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Is there really no job where you have massive holiday allowances

Do you really have to slave off till you're 70 with no breaks
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>>68824534
why was it bad
gimme some feedback
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Kek'd desu
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anyone else here over 20 and never had sex?
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>>68824596

kissless virgin 2bh
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>>68824574
we aren't interested

had it up to here with this American politics shite
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>>68824591
I'd be at her cervix tbqh
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01924 WAKEY ON THE MAP
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>>68824586
What? We get like 6 weeks a year paid holidays in the UK

Pretty good
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>>68824586
teacher
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>>68824564
dont want to share berg boy
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>big plate of mince and tatties for tea
non-jocks will never know this feel
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>>68824574
what site is that? didn't trump win PA?
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>>68824589
you're a hopeless cause mate, sorry

please don't post ever again
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>>68824616
got a nosebleed reading this
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>>68824624
EXCEPTIONALLY good post
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>>68824624
very good post

best in the whole thread in fact
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>>68824596
23, no gf, no mates, no hope.
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>>68824655
well that's too bad then
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Mates... think I'm in love with this bird on tinder
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>>68824659
love the taste of plain mince desu

highly underrated
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was away having tea.


are we all dead yet?
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>>68824659
get gut rot quite often tbf
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>>68824616
love the welsh bible


*likes and shares*
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>>68824647
>6 weeks a year
>good

Slave mentality. I want 4 months minimum
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>big plate of paddys and southerners for tea
non-wakefielders will never know this feel
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>>68824616
elderly people don't riot
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>>68824680

ill be your mate
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>>68824412
>>68823600
>>68812027
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Once when I was younger I got sick and the girl across the street got really worried about me and bought me a little toy to wish me a speedy recovery.

Apparently I used to be a lot more socially capable.
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>tfw you will never be as alpha as Tucker
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>>68824659
I do, you need a few puds though

t. yorkshireman
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Passed my test today lads
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>>68824518
Looks OK on telly
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The smell of butter makes me want to vomit
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>>68824740
fucking hate that last leg gimp in the middle
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>mum has friends round
>don't want to go downstairs

haha
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bet you fucking mugs would shit your pants if you seen someone wearing this shirt
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sticker in lads
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>>68824723

You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick. I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time. You've had a lotta dick Anon, but you ain't had mine
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>>68824739
HIV?
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>>68824705
devilishly pragmatic
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>>68824756
classic post
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>>68824716

let's not turn on each other, Cornish, Irish, we Celts need to stick together. <3
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>>68824723
when i was in preschool a girl pooed in front of me
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>>68824769
>ever going downstairs
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>>68824778
Bender.
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*buy large house in London*
*split it into multiple studio flats*

pay up piggies
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>>68824797
tell us what happened lad
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>>68824756
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
I've grown accustomed to his arse
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day 8 of nofap

got a massive throbbing stiffy after looking at a picture of a fully clothed girl, flopped it out and just sort of stared at it for about a minute

resisted and tucked it back in

theres a higher ideal to strive towards than muh dick
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>>68824820
literally how half of the new money in london got their wealth
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>>68824838
>flopped it out and just sort of stared at it for about a minute
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>>68824771
ah yes here it is
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>>68824769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1gI1RzCcb4

you
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>>68824820
Tim lives in one of those
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I'm here now lads. How's it foing?
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>>68824756
Give me your address

I will literally douse you in petrol
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>>68824781
Driving ;D
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>>68824723
I once watched videos of my as a small child and realised there was something wrong with me from the very beginning

In one of the videos there were lots of family round enjoying themselves (even the kids my age) and I sat in the corner with my head in my hands not looking at anyone

this was when i was like 3

i never stood a chance desu
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business idea: buy property in birmingham now before
1. mummy may creates the midlands engine
2. HS2 makes it possible to commute to london
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>>68824864
in fuckinghamshire not london mind you

how does he afford rent anyway?
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>auscunts out of nowhere

isn't it fucking 6am over there? back to your prison cells
>>
>The beta male who can't handle life is a turmp supporter
really makes you think
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>>68824858
looks really nice in the pictures though
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>>68824892
ive got 6k saved up is that enough to get in on this business idea?
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>>68824797
The same girl who sent me the toy told me to come in and talk to her while she was in the bath. I remember she had a killer whale bath toy thing that I played with in the water while talking about nothing in particular.
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>>68824771
RYAN JARMAN
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>>68824884
well done our kid, great feeling isn't it? First time pass? Did it on the second myself
>>
business idea: extract surplus from the proletariat by owning things
>>
*buys large house in romford*
*puts in 12 bunk beds*
*hires 24 romanians for manual labour*
*deducts their rent from their salary*

ahhhh yess
>>
mad to think people don't live in GMT+0
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never met a paddy I didn't get along with

bloody friendly buggers
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>>68824449
>I will literally set you aflame
alri, Afşar Islámi?
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>>68824899
he paid a year upfront
like 10 grand or something
(and he used to work in IT before having a breakdown and deciding to become an actor)
>>
>graduate 2 years ago
>still unemployed

haha
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>>68824739
Well done mate, passed mine recently too, feels good
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>>68824892
Good idea 2bh
I'll chuck a tenner in the pot
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you better reply to this post. I clicked on three pieces of sushi to make it
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>>68824964
honestly starting to believe your parents are filthy rich industrialists with no moral compass
>>
>>68824797
When I was in primary school a girl showed her cunt to a load of us in the field and said 'sometimes my brother plays with it'
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>>68824953
you extract surplus by paying them less than they make you :^)
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>>68824969
probably because you are a paddy yourself
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>>68824969
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http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-63469832.html

would not mind living here. comfy and modern
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>>68824992
my parents? what?
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>>68824985
>he does have a pass

lmao poorcuck
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>>68824886
When I went to the houses of my extended family, I'd sit alone on the stairs and just wait for however long it took before we went home. Did this until I was a teenager.
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>>68824892
It's still not particularly cheap here, rents are much higher than the north and they are planning to build the two Birmingham stations in the city centre and Solihull, so the two most expensive parts of the city already
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>>68825007
my nan's irish but that's about it

not one of those >muh heritage gimps
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr1caAuCEnM
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>>68825021
doesn't*
typo kind of lessens the impact, fuck
>>
>>68825017
you come off as a rich twat
>>
How easy is it to make a fake tinder profile? Can it be traced back to your phone number?
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>>68825055
nah i don't think so
>>
>literally put off applying for real jobs because... actually i dont know why.

haha gonna top mysel
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>>68825053
going to watch this mate, no really - no I'm being honest I'm really going to watch it, haha no I'm being serious lad! I'll watch it just give me a minute *shuts door on your face*
>>
>>68825021
>>68825054
wheeyyy, spacker
>>
>>68825066
very easy before they made it so you have to have 50 fb friends to make one
no
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>>68825076
where are you applying lad? haha
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>>68825106
>very easy before they made it so you have to have 50 fb friends to make one

Fuck really? I don't even have Facebook so I can't make a real one.
>>
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>>68825054
>>68825021
>tripfag
>passcuck

How fucking desperate for attention can you be?
>>
>>68825011
Not bad, I live in similar size/style property but in W2.
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>>68825066
why would you make a fake tinder profile?
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getting nervous about an interview for a job i haven't applied for
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>>68825150
to scope out sexually available peng tings without actually using the app
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>>68824794
I don't want to be aggressive, but we don't need our borders shifting, not here nor Scotland.
>>
>>68825136
Enough to post Paddy propaganda on /brit/
>>
>>68825150
Nudes I guess, have got a few from girls on there before so it is possible desu
>>
Yes, hello. More slags please.
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>>68824999
yes but first you have to own things so that they're dependent upon you
>>
WAKEFIELD MENTIONED
>>
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm.
>>
Jesus was a member of an Indo-European, Nordic enclave resident in ancient Galilee who struggled against Judaism.
>>
>>68825146
>W2.
hello billionaire boy does your dad own goldman sachs
>>
Wakefield is a spook
>>
>>68825190
no.
what are you providing for us
you're all take and no give

estonian slags first
>>
>>68825208
Did you order some Hornbeam because I dispatched some to Wakefield at work today
>>
>>68825150
So I can practice talking to girls
>>
Most non-incels assume that even really horrible people and really ugly people are married, divorced, have kids (or at least have some dating experience) by my age. Especially by my perceived age, which is even older than my real age. Most people assume I'm already well into my 30s.
>>
>>68825229

No mate but give me their postcode
>>
>>68825232
unironically would
>>
TERROR ATTACK IN BERLIN
TERROR ATTACK IN BERLIN
TERROR ATTACK IN BERLIN
TERROR ATTACK IN BERLIN
TERROR ATTACK IN BERLIN
>>
Prepare to experience sexual magic.
>>
>>68825232
quick draw janny
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Reminder that it's a Bethany episode
>>
List of notable people from Wakefield:
•Gary Jarman, member of indie band The Cribs
•Ross Jarman, member of indie band The Cribs
•Ryan Jarman, member of indie band The Cribs
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>>68825218
>billionaire boy
My bed is in my kitchen you bellend
>>
>>68825260
haven't heard anything
>>
>>68825252
SL7 2QH
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>>68825225
Very estonian.
>>68825232
10/10 in America?
>>
>>68825260
Being white in Europe is way too dangerous nowadays
>>
>>68825260
Based Krauts. If it wasn't for them everyone would pinpoint on how muslims dominate England as they please.
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>>68825232
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hehe yes ...

the i got a girl pregnant prank ... haha ... i'll definitely be telling my parents that i got a girl pregnant ... me of all people...
>>
>#BREAKING: German media report multiple casualties after truck plows into crowded #Berlin Christmas market

fucking hell no way
>>
>>68825260
the pom is right

another truck attack

BAN TRUCKS
>>
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>gf just bought 7 new chokers
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38368144
Wtf I hate football now
>>
nice 2.0 just happened here
>>
>>68825260
source
>>
fuck niggers
>>
>The Associated Press @AP 1m1 minute ago
BREAKING: Reports: Truck runs into crowded Christmas market in Berlin; multiple injuries reported.

fugg
it's happening again
>>
>>68825356

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38373867
>>
I love muslims
>>
>>68825356
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/12/19/europe/berlin-christmas-market-truck/index.html
>>
BAN ASSAULT TRUCKS

WHY DO YOU NEED TO DRIVE A TRUCK

WE NEED A NATIONAL TRUCK REGISTRY

THINK OF THE CHILDREN
>>
happening
RELIGION OF PEACE
>>
>>68825315
usually your seed can only be found in fannys eh
>>
like 800 christmas markets here, which one is it?
>>
ah yes, the religion of peace
>>
listening to the journal of an evil genius

bugzy was better when he spoke about depression and suicide desu
>>
>>68825407
Why are you using CNN
>>
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>>68825414
>>68825330
>>
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>>68825414
>BAN ASSAULT TRUCKS
>>
>>68825277

>Not mentioning Jane McDonald or Barbara Hepworth

Border Force we have one here
>>
Let's not be hasty here lads, we don't know that it was a muslim.
>>
There is absolutely no link to islam with this truck incident. No need to jump to conclusions.
>>
Feeling pretty festive might pop down to the German market in a bit with the lads to have a few beers
>>
AGAIN!
>>
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ah yes
>>
is it narcissistic to show your parents something you're proud of because you want the seek their approval as well?
>>
http://news.sky.com/story/truck-crashes-into-christmas-market-in-berlin-reports-10702656

religion of peace strikes again
>>
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*sips my malibu on ice*

ahhh yes
>>
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>>68825414
>ASSAULT TRUCKS
>>
>globalist kike survives the terror attack

bet he got a voicemail telling him to stay home today
>>
>>68825485
my flemish fu
>>
>>68825423

Agree, used to be bare real when he was talking about dragging man out of a Civic
>>
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>>68825420
Birmingham
>>
>>68825504
Why does it have a wheel in the middle?
>>
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>>68824951
First time with 4 minors. Happy Frog Face
>>
definitely not attractive enough to do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3El_OdbaXjA&feature=youtu.be
>>
Would be howling if it's just a drunk driver or something
>>
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When I was in reception I did a poo in the urinal and never got done for it haha
>>
>>
>>68825543
I pray to god it's a cis white male FOR ONCE
>>
>>68825534
It doesn't, look again
>>
>>68825565
Someone did that at my school too
>>
>be german
>get run over
>>
PLEASE LET THE KILLER BE WHITE PLEASE LET THE KILLER BE WHITE
>>
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4049052/Three-people-shot-wounded-Islamic-centre-Zurich.html

It keeps happening
>>
>>68825540
It's funny hearing how British driving tests are actually hard

My driving test involved going around a small course, stopping at a stop sign etc. and parallel parking. That's it
>>
>>68825565
I did that at work earlier
>>
>12 year old Iraqi boy arrested for trying to blow up Christmas market

europe kek
>>
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>>68825618
Did an email get circulated about it?
>>
>>68825541
the girls they're getting with aren't even good looking though
>>
>>68825540
nonce
>>
>>68825638
stop posting this nigger, rasheed
>>
>>68825567
twice in one day

I, for one, blame the EU
>>
>>68825669
Three times - Turkey, Germany and Switzerland
>>
It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid
>>
>>68825541
disregard my previous comment

these french girls are fit as fuck jesus
>>
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Fuck sake, the EU is a sinking ship, we need to leave it as soon as pos.....

Oh wait
>>
why do muslims say allahu akbar so much?
>>
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what are you getting/giving for chrimbo lads?
>>
>>68825380
#desensitized

legit don't care

the assassination was interesting because there is a (slim) chance of it having wider ramifications

another muzzie terrorist attack in europe is nothing, europeans die/defend islam for a bit then move on as if its all okay
>>
migrate to Slough
>>68825672
>>68825672
>>68825672
>>
>>68825616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fORVM5vvox0
I would say it is mostly down to the unpredictability of driving on real roads, plenty of people fail simply because of other road users (in bullshit miscalls by the examiner etc).
>>
>>68825730
janny isn't having it mate
>>
>>68825714
it's a general word like kurwa
it has a lot of uses
>>
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>>68825712
>>
>>68825526
nah i'm on about before that
he never even really done grimey stuff back then until he blew up off the chip beef
>>
BASTARD
>>
janny about to have an absolute meltdown
>>
neuros firing at intense speeds
>>
>>
>>68825691
>Turkey,
Not EU
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is he our gavrilo princip?
>>
was hungry so i had some food and now i'm no hungry anymore
>>
business idea: start digging tunnels and call it the boring company. Boring, it's what we do
>>
>>68825833
A Turkish man shooting a Russian diplomat is definitely European news
>>
>>68825810
DUDE
>>
>>68825846
no

nothing will come of this
>>
>>68825843
>>68825843
>>68825843
>>68825843
>>68825843
>>
>>68825765
Jesus, that score sheet

We're on the opposite end of the spectrum. Any idiot can get a license here
>>
oh my christ lads just had such an embarrassing moment

so for 21 years I've been a pretty confident bloke, no trouble chatting to girls - even got with a few! lost my virginity etc

so imagine my surprise, my shock, my... well my horror! when I look in the mirror today and find out I'm ugly as sin

haha! couldn't write it chaps
>>
>>68825871
Will be posting my business idea again ffs
>>
>>68825857
curly blonde hair is an abomination
>>
>>68825862
Nope rasheed
>>
Who is that leaf who keeps making /rk9/ posts on /int/?
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