/brit/

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cara

>>68812001
was refreshing the catalog and you STILL beat me
fucking hell

>>68812001
we have cara posting back?
wew

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hello piggies

>>68812001
GO TO
JAIL

>>68812027
fopp

gonna do an ol' 'cide

(btw this is my first time in /brit/)

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cara

>>68811991
>mono = one
>poly = many
what did Hasbro mean by this?

>>68812001
had a cara tier gf once
she's with chad now

>>68812031
i really like this pic. too bad i cant save it

>>68812020
playing runescape makes you a very fast clicker 2bh

>>68812032
how about you pay quadruple at my st albans

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>>68812001
she purty

business idea: advertise an outlandish suicide attempt and claim I will live through it like david blane

if I fail I don't have to live with the consequences

if I survive I get to live with fame and fortune

>>68812031
>birthday the week before chrimbo
g r i m

>>68811991
apparently the game is a satire of capitalism

>>68811997
the big freeze is the accepted conclusion

>>68812109
hispanics are white

>>68812068
business idea: just kill yourself and get it over with haha

>>68812035

nahh, i like it here

>>68812109
doesn't look bad besides the chicanos

>>68812105
well whichever entropy decides to end us, it'd be neat to watch.

>>68812084
it's great because I can use "it's christmas" as an excuse for not having a birthday party

>>68812031
>gif

fuck off

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if global warming is real then why is the earth colder

checkmate atheists

*protects you like a lion*

>arabs
how can there be such a useless ethnic group that is this large

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>i just had my hair done

>>68812181
bet you take pride in your work haha

>>68812109
Hispanics aren't so bad tbqh. I'll take them over pakis any day. Wish we had more Asians though.

>>68812174
you mean in winter?
the angle of the earth's rotation

>>68812203
everyone was so thin

>>68812218
California

>>68812224
White, thin, happy.
Now
Black, fat, being beheaded by Muslims.

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>>68732534
>«just enjoying a muller corner»
>flag
>no umlaut
Explain

>>68812174
>global warming
global avg. temp.

>>68812203

worth the wait

times you were weirded out or worried

>when I'd just rawdogged my virgin gf and she said now part of you is swimming inside me ready to make a baby

was worried for weeks

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>rather unattractive girls that smell nice
when will this meme end

>>68812224
>>68812258
shut up you dumb bigot we live in the greatest time in human history if you disagree then you're literally hitler

>>68812064
OS or RS3?

>>68812271
but that's hot

>>68812279

pic needs more jpeg

>>68812280
no it just means you're slow

>>68812243
Actually New England haha and descended from Anglo colonists at that.

>>68812287
Playing rs3 in 2016
I don't know wa'gwan, but that can't run

>>68812271
reading this post

>>68812271
did the same thing hahahaha
fuck me ive never been so scared

>>68812287
osrs m8

>>68811991
Is there any way you can play Monopoly online with other people?

not a big fan of islam, don't mind muslims

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Didn't get the job lads. I hate living here.

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>>68812298

>>68812329

pogo.com

>>68812329
Tabletop sim is top notch mate, probably gonna be on sale on steam very soon

>>68812323
ye im srs

SHAGS YOUR MUM

just killed myself

>>68812342

mmm yes better.

How come worshippers of Islam are called Muslims and not Islams or Islamers or something

>>68812309
>>68812323

I enjoy it. PvM in EOC is complete memes and way more fun than OSRS. You'll never play omni-roulette at Vorago or or fuck around with raids feats or play Nex Game in OSRS.

OSRS is fun too don't get me wrong but I like RS3 also, it's a totally different game.

>>68812332
fuck off paki

>>68812347
Don't have Steam. Just wondering if there was some online site where you could enter a room and have a game

>>68812353
back the fuck off???

Pisslam is a religion of piss

>>68812361
prefer not to say

>>68812329
pogo it had ads though

like islam, hate muslims

love marmite, hate pakis

>>68812361
they used to be called muhammedists because since muhammed is essentially their god

maybe muslim is from muhammed

love ireland, hate britain

Love Muslam, hate Islims

love myself

love kids, hate paedos

i hate shit fake vegemite like marmite. i hate muslims

love mayonnaise, hate brown sauce

love wanking, hate self

>>68812361
think it's pronounced a bit different in arabic
like islam is pronounced "islamiyya" and muslims are "muslimiyya". The words sound more similar

>>68812363
Skilling is a bit of a joke tho innit, isn't it like a couple hundred hours to max now or something.
OSRS skilling just has a nice feel to it, click more and get more exp because of tick manipulation if you wanna afk you're getting fuck all.

Honestly wouldn't mind Muslims of it weren't for the part where they worship an Arabian warlord and documented nonce

love the north, hate northerners

>>68812427

too far, aquafresh.

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>>68812280
[becomes der Führer]

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>>68812401
>>68812361

Churchill called them Muhammadans and called Islam Muhammadanism. He also said Muhammadanism was as dangerous in a man as rabies (hydrophobia) in a dog and that impoverished habitats, slovenly agriculture and primitive commerce is evident in every place where the followers of muhammad live.

He wasn't wrong.

just popping the microwave on
anyone for a cuppa?

I am nostalgic for pre blair england

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXTpngoTS-o

Who wants to play Monopoly?

>>68812434
yeah skilling is complete memes I'm currently getting over 1.5m hunter xp/hr with 'protean traps' I saved up from my daily spins for the last 3 years. It's meme as fuck and I don't do it unless I want a 120 cape for fashionscape but I play nearly entirely for the group PvM content.

Anything north of the Thames is the north I reckon

>>68812501
PAKIIIILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

when you realise you dont have to sleep any more, your mind goes wide open.

anything north of the channel islands is the north I feel

never seen or met a muslim in my life so i don't have an opinion

Yanks? No thanks!

willy's hard

out on bail lads, pretty sure im going to go to prison for a good few years. What should i do with my last bit of freedom for the next few years :~)?

HATE the left. love the pub

>>68812501
good post

sleep is a jewish construct to lessen our productivity

>>68812537
a poo

>>68812532
does anybody know why hitler said this
you get a cookie if you get it right

>>68812537
wank

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>tfw no Assad loyalist secular syrian gf

>>68812537
neck yourself while you have easier access to equipment

What mean "roadman"?

>>68812501
i've always drawn the line at watford gap services

call me traditionalist

>>68812537
emigrate somewhere, change your identity, start a new life

>>68812570
gangster

>>68812537
brasil?

>>68812555
enemy's enemy is muh fwend. snownigs and sandnigs were made for each other

>>68812555
he hated jews so he allied with muslims

>>68812565
>Assad loyalist
>secular

>>68812570
blackie sambo nigger criminal bastard who should be executed

>>68812565
>Pressed against his left temple with his right hand

What did he mean by this ?

Hate islam, but I'm also a Muslim

>>68812594
yes that's what i fucking said

>>68812590
racism is a mental illness

>>68812594
Abu Abdullah...

>>68812537
join the legion la

>new apprentice has started answering the phone
ahh yes

don't like these youtube musicians who record themselves singing cover songs and act like they're hot shit

sabotaging my own happiness lads waheyyy

>>68812568
prison isnt bad enough for that desu, i'll be out in under 5 with good behavior

>>68812573
my passport ran out a month ago

>>68812629
not white enough desu id just dirty their ranks even more

*supports you*

>criminal
>"not white enough"
ah yes
unsurprising

e cig in one pocket, samsung in the other. They both exploded at the same time and absolutely roasted my bollocks. I have ascended

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The world's premier Light Infantry fighting force™

>>68812672
thanks lad

>>68812666
>non-white
>is a criminal

ah yes

>>68812679
me on the second left

stainless steel is a jewish invention

got a gun up to my temple lol

wanna reinstall tinder but I don't have any recent photos

>>68812679
i see they don't make vests in size plump

>>68812537
what did you do la?

>>68812691
please do it

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>>68812691
jelly

>>68812691
You should bring a gun to temple you might startle the rabbi

>>68812691
What gun

>>68812691
put the gun down la

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>>68812718
have a bigger one

wish i had a gun to my temple

How do I get a goth gf

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man it used to be so good

this is so important

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owA_iltzk2Y

ah yes timothy james byrne

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>to smart to see a point in living
>to dumb to come up with an 100% effective method of painless suicide

>>68812739
just get a normal gf
give it a couple months after moving in with you and she'll blates want to kill herself

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ever since my older brother started smoking weed he went full degenerate mode

i dont know what to do

>>68812751
just b urself

>>68812679
no

>>68812751
the only reason I haven't killed myself is because it'd upset my friends and family

The internet is the future and the future is present

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>tfw to intelligent for sex

who honestly gives a fuck about tim byrne

I have noticed a lot more Chinese people around recently, speaking Chinese, Don't know what they're up to.

pondering what to have for breakfast

>>68812745
>people get paid to cut things with a hot knife

>>68812758
fuck him

>>68812785
twying to take ova da world

>>68812685
i bet i make more money than you though ;~)

>>68812792
>finger literally touching it
>1000*C

k

>Dramatised documentary which analyses the catastrophe and national tragedy that could happen to Britain if its already over-burdened transport systems reached breaking point. Set in the future on 19 December 2003 and presented as if it were a retrospective documentary made subsequently, complete with mock archive footage and hindsight interviews.
SHOW MORE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6BxSbx1Fm0

>>68812797
bet i haven't ruined my life by going to prison though

>>68812804
1000°K? Fuck me

*sits down*

>>68812745
most annoyed that they photoshopped the knife and hand while they did that exact thing in the video

boggles my mind why they wouldn't just use a screengrab from the video

>he doesn't crawl under a gap in the counter at work and pull a trolley infront of himself to hide the gap and shitpost on /brit/ from his phone

>>68812769
>friends
font

>>68812822
literally colder than 1000*C

https://mega.nz/#!Ygk1nDCb!fwmLO6Tf5VCddu2mELR-azTXojLvqxKAuZUroITL9Cc
download this

>>68812856
Fuck me

In the pub today
Too cold to sit outside with cans

>>68812691
wish i had my own temple haha

NEED to fuck a hot sjw and convert her by breeding her

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>>68812863
sure pal! i'll get right on it!

>>68812863
no

>>68812810

I watched this at the time

>>68812874
sjw girls are great in bed tbqh

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>>68812863

>>68812874
It would be as hard as converting a Muslim. They're brainwashed.

>>68812874
God tier fetish desu

>>68812895
so is your mum lmao

reckon I've lost my appetite almost completely lads

woke up today and realised I've had just one proper meal in the last 3 days

need a mummy to look after me and make sure I get my dindins 2bh

I am an Incel because I lost the genetic lottery

>>68812899
do you think they could convert you? nah its because youre brainwashed.

checkm8

>>68812882
>>68812883
>>68812897
download it

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i miss school i was actually well liked

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Going out now lads
How do I look

Microsoft Incel

>>68812919
Rasheed al-Basrah

>>68812921
>MDE_bomb
nah

>>68812921
ow wow, its the new star wars movie

gee thanks!!

>Australia

https://soundcloud.com/hattatsu/004-04

>>68812940
*walks towards you*

shan't

Just had a poo lads

>2016
>not being brainwashed
Wew

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having sausage ravioli for breakfast

literally nothing wrong with being brainwashed

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>>68812914
NEED a Mummy gf

just heard the sister fart loudly

mum's told me I've got a dirty mind
what's the best way to get brainwashed?

>>68812895
>>68812899
>>68812900
thanks for the (you)s lads
can't find any pics of them on google images LMAO but you know they exist
have a (you) back cheers

DON'T U KNAO TO FLUSH THE TOILET AFTER YOU'VE HAD A SHET

>>68813032
read huffpo and new york times

>>68813017
>>68813019
>>68813032
rock solid rn

>>68813041
DESGUSTENG

>>68812914
one day a couple years ago i looked at a piece of food and felt like vomiting for some reason and i couldn't eat for 2 days
was not a fan

how do i not become a loser?

>>68813073
*uses this brush to sweep my dirty mind*

>>68813097
read huffpo and new york times

>>68813097
Brainwash yourself

>>68813097
do the opposite of me

>>68813097
time machine lol

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Blister rips off haha

>>68813097
soy un perdedor

>>68813097
Get /fit/

>>68813097

Have good genes

>>68813097
start lifting
get a decent haircut
be yourself

>>68813140
>be yourself

This fucking meme

>>68813135
IM A LOSER BABY
SO WHY DONTCHA KILLL MEEEEEE

>get /fit/
aka
>how to be a loser, but now with big muscles

>>68813133
get better fitting shoes you imbecile

*reads articles on knowyourmeme*
*starts posting on multiple boards*
haha check out this ancient meme! I'm and oldfag too!

I'm ill

>>68813097
Just be yourself mate

>>68813161
It actually changes the way you think lad, shows you haven't even tried.

>he didn't go through a /b/ phase

>>68813161
Would you rather be a healthy loser with an attractive body or a loser who's also a complete physical mess?

>>68813162
Bit too late now isn't it hahahahah

having your third eye open all the time is basically the same as being circumcised
you have a pineal gland to PROTECT your eye, not conceal it
wake up, sheeple
*watches old episodes of Gogglebox on All 4*
ahhhhh yes

ahhh, the French

>>68813198
yes

but in future, you can get better footwear

>>68813201
Ahhh you were at my side all along

>>68813189
I don't need to, I'm not a loser even though I'm 65kg

my exam timetable just came out... haha...help....aha

is there like a smart right wing personality/commentator who's worth paying attention to?

>>68813235
my first one is on the 6th haha im going to fail them all haha x

>>68813161
>>68813189
>>68813197
learn how to be social then get fit lads

>>68813235
so glad i dropped out of uni. used to get nervous shits every exam block

shan't be responding to any posts by LITERAL CHILDREN

>all those underage bois concentrated in 1 place
hot

>>68813250
Nick Land

>>68813250
if you've already decided that the right wing isn't smart then you'll never find one. my favourite right wing artist is Yukio Mishima

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Ummm what's even the point. Black guy and guy who doesn't look like Harry Potter at all.

All I wanted was to see Ron being ploughed by Harry.

>>68813250
me

still no aus bf

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workmen just caught me running up the stairs on all fours

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>if you've already decided that the right wing isn't smart then you'll never find one. my favourite right wing artist is Yukio Mishima

>>68813300
>Voldemorecock

Fucking puns are out of this world

>>68813259
actually tbf lifting did correlate with a massive improvement in my mental and social health. I'm not noticably more confident in my body (i was never particularly self concious of it) but i think that having a daily dose of endorphins and higher test levels does a lot to help your mind

>>68813250
Douglas Murray

>>68813254
>>68813260
16th-politics of globalisation
18th-macroeconomics
19th-microeconomics
25th-financial reporting
26th-econometrics
27th-foundations of finance

whoever created this timetable clearly hates me.

Btw btw btw you do things to my bawwdy

pretty funny how leftists call trump a racist bigot while simultaneously supporting islam

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Am I /brit/ enough?

>>68813250
Are Peter

>>68813345
christ thats a lot lad, good luck!

>>68813294
Yeah mate that would be great but he's dead

>>68813347
BWAAAAAAHH

>>68813300
screeching

got called a fifty pence head in the carphone warehouse

>>68813345
is 6 subjects normal?

>>68813362
that doesnt mean you cant read his books you mong
>>68813328
begging you to lift weights

>>68813359
big BIG fan of bounty's desu
giz one pls boss

procrastinating from doing my coursework by watching shit youtube videos and somehow ended up on a book review where the guest is my ex gfs best friend

hmm

all the comments are praising her but when i knew her she was a massive cunt ahhaah

and shes still fat hahahaha amazing

>>68813389
yes

>>68813359
yes

>>68813325
>running up the stairs on all four
lift your knees and do a jog you manlet

>>68813382
alri Liz

>>68813300
think black guy is supposed to be voldemort, doesn't look at all like him though

>>68813407
Tell /lit/

They'll annihilate her

>>68813345
fucking christ mate I only have 3 myself. Good luck

>talking to a girl at uni
>we get along fine
>she asks me if i want to go to starbucks with her
>i agree and we walk over and have a chat 'n a laff
>we bump into her boyfriend at starbucks
>she gets all quiet and won't even look me in the eye
>i spend the whole time at starbucks talking to her boyfriend
>they leave together
what the fuck was that about? why did she act weird?

>need to study exams
>too busy reading beaver towers
FUCK

>>68813361
thanks xx

>>68813389
it's on the heavier side. most people usually have 4. i had 4 and 5 per semester last year

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>reading

>>68813431
>need to study because I literally skipped all the lectures of one full module
>too busy shitposting
ah well

>>68813359
>Heinz
German–American
>Mars/Masterfoods
American

so, no.

could do with a brit gf

Can't be bothered with this dissertation business

>>68813445
someone needs to shop that cross into a swaztika

>>68813429
wtf I hate dating now!

>>68813429
he's going to bounce her head off the floor when they get home

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Old Swan is an inner-city area of Liverpool, Merseyside, England and a Liverpool City Council Ward. It is located fairly centrally in the city, bordered by Knotty Ash, Stoneycroft, Broadgreen, Fairfield and Wavertree. At the 2001 Census, the population of Old Swan was 12,938 (5,999 males, 6,939 females),[2] increasing to a total of 16,461 at the 2011 Census.[3]

>>68813429
I prefer that greentext about a guy who goes to an ugly chick's house to fuck her and then ends up bonding with her brother on the PS3

doing a semi-erect willy

couldn't do with a swede gf

>>68813250
Alain de Benoist but not much is translated atm

>>68813426
what subject? i know someone that does 1, but she studies criminology

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football?

>>68813479
pics PLEASE

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Who here /NEET/

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>>68813498

would Sing Street (2016) give me a bad case of the feels?

>>68813250
Paul Joseph Watson

>>68813423
im not a 14 yo edgelord

>>68813454
But brits chow this shit down on the daily, yeah?

>>68813498
I'm a rehabilitated NEET desu

>>68813498
not me

Which has the best quality/effort required to get ratio between an american Skank and a british Slag

>>68813491
soccer*

>>68813487
mechanical engineering

>>68813498
I want to be

Any good lesbian bdsm?

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord.

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>>68813250
Dmıtrıj Kıseljov

>>68813546
does that mean you literally only study three modules? or do you have coursework for other modules

>>68813546
I also study this and have 3 exams hmmmmmmm

>>68813483
hello philip

>>68813429
>talking to guy at a pres
>realised i fucked his girl on a ski trip
>ignore and get along really well
>see anguish on her face

aha

>>68813558
bit gay

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>>68813498

>>68813491
Give me your address

I will literally come to your abode and set you ablaze for posting this image

>>68813562
4 modules per term, one of them was entirely coursework
>>68813566
you at uni of sussex?

>>68813250
Peter Hitchens
Maajd Nawaaz
Douglas Murray
Tim Stanley

Milos BBC appearances were amazing before he went to america and became full personality cult

i'm probably the dumbest person here

proud of it twobh

have coursework in on the 9th of jan and 4 exams after lmao

>>68813607
just b urself

who's that fat limey walking toward the camera

>>68813596
no u? xx

>>68813607
no i am

>go out with girl
>invites me back to hers
>dont do anything apart from kiss and cuddle because beta
>be next morning
>loathing myself because i did nothing
>proper depressed
>so depressed i realise i dont even care what she thinks about me any more and just start touching her up
>flop my knob out
>ask her to suck it and she does for a bit
>ask her to ride it and she does
>last for ages for some reason when i always envisioned i would cum in about 10 seconds

>>68813498
c'est moi for sure

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>mechanical engineering

Listen you fucking wankers-- anyone who thinks this isn't the best rip on TBP (yes, I DL'd and compared them all, because I love this movie so damn much) is a FUCKING MORON WHO HAS NO CLUE HOW THIS MOVIE WAS SHOT AND HOW IT LOOKED IN THE THEATERS.
A 10
V 10
M 10
Excellent rip, thanks YIFY.

>>68813627
was she proper fit

>all the student normies ruining real neet hours
*sigh*

>Usdaw union says workers at cereal company Weetabix are to go on strike in the new year after voting for action in a row over shift patterns

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