barnsley edition
WILLIES AND VAGINAS
>>68825852
How serious is this shooting?
why do the terrorists put up their one finger like that?
seeing the real-time tweets made by russian paid commenters is surreal
>>68825852
Try not to lower the tone Wayne
what's that thing in islam called when muslims are allowed to lie to infidels
>getting heemed by your own bodyguard
janny's going to absolutely lose it
oh fuck
>>68825941
taqqiya
>>68825930
seeing real time /brit/ posts from a german kike is surreal
bet the germans are made up theres been a terrorist attack
now they get to flaunt their tolerance in everyones face
sometimes i suspect that the janny only deletes other people's threads because he wanted to make one himself
i know i'd do that if i was the janny
Fantasise about moving somewhere exotic but worried it's just grass is always greener shit and id be just as unfulfilled anywhere else
nearly 3 months I've been with the gf and kinda think she should be with my mate who she has more in common with and the girl my mate fancies should be with me cause we have more in common and hahaha what the hell am i saying lads.
>>68825922
well the russian ambassador to turkey was assassinated in the turkish capital, plus a russian plane was shot down in turkey last year
so i'd say it's pretty serious
>>68825865
business idea: start digging tunnels and call it the boring company. boring, it's what we do.
>>68825969
>it's real
>>68825988
I've noticed this myself mate
>>68825969
what the fuck is going on
>>68825922
not very
everything will be fine and nothing will of this
>>68825992
grass really was greener when i came here 2bh
>>68825969
Yu're a goddamn liar
Not going to lie lads this is the first time i started the /brit/ hope you all enjoy it
wasn't sure what to make of rogue one, so I'll watch the half in the bag of it before forming my own opinion
Lorry drove into crowd in Berlin
texas going red in 9 minutes lads
then trump will officially be the next president
>>68825941
Taqiyya, it only applies when said Muslim is under threat of persecution, violence etc and allows them to deny their faith.
>>68825969
interesting
>>68825913
PHWOARR NEED TO UNLOAD MY WILLY RIGHT IN HER LITTLE FLOWER
>>68826058
Never do it again
>British Ambassador to Turkey since January 2014. Before coming to Turkey, he was Director for Europe, Latin America and Globalisation (2010-2012) and Director for Programmes and Change (2008-2010). He has had postings in Vietnam, Turkey (1990-1992), Pakistan and Malaysia.
>Richard Moore was born in Libya. He has a BA in Philosophy, Politics and Economics (PPE) from Oxford University and, on leaving Oxford, won a Kennedy Scholarship for post-graduate study at the Kennedy School of Government at Harvard University. In 2007, he attended the Stanford Executive Programme. Married to Maggie, with two children (one of whom was born in Turkey). Richard speaks reasonably proficient Turkish. Interests include golf, hiking, scuba-diving, Turkish carpets and porcelain, and visiting historical sites.
fucks sake lads
omg humans are so horrible :(((( why would anyone do this :((((
>>68826068
What the fuck are you on about? The election was last month. Am I missing something
>you should feel empowered
if someone said this to me, what did they mean by it
>>68826103
the EC votes today. they're almost done
>>68825969
Scared me for a moment there, christ.
Christ these attacks are happening all over would be shitting myself if I was in London in public, times like these I'm glad I like in the provinces
>>68826107
Stop posting these ugly wenches FUCK OFF
>>68826058
nice work mate
keep it up :')
Why is everyone on /pol/ shouting HAPPENING, jesus christ. bunch of autistic babies
>>68826140
this x ∞
>>68826156
because /pol/ is full of underage twats
>>68826131
Please explain? Yanks have two elections? One by the public then one for the elites to decide if they don't like the result?
>>68826138
>implying
Unlike Germany, MI5 are actually good at their job and stop this shit happening
>>68826101
>he was Director for Europe, Latin America and Globalisation
>born in Libya
good
>>68826140
hes been posting one and the same girl desu
BREAKING: Truck plows into a crowded Christmas market in Berlin, reports of multiple casualties
>Truck plows into a crowded Christmas market in Berlin
>Truck plows into a crowded Christmas market in Berlin
>Truck plows into a crowded Christmas market in Berlin
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/810928808694075393
>>68826174
How can you not know about the electoral college at this stage
>>68826138
our intelligence agencies are actually competent enough to stop it happening here, europe's are not
>implying berlin wont just be another glasgow
>>68826172
this would explain a lot
If anything all these attacks mean we should allow MORE refugees and immigrants into our nations to make them feel welcome!
I'm Swedish btw.
>>68826174
Yanks vote for who they want. The Elector responsible for their constituency then goes to Washington and tells Congress who the people voted for in their area.
They can lie if they want, with no penalty except a small fine.
Only ~500 people actually vote for president. The national "election" is basically an advisory referendum on the various candidates.
>>68826175
>>68826225
t. tory cuckolds
>have my family to stay for Christmas every year
>end up filling my spare rooms with junk so that I have to frantically clear it all out the day before they arrive
When will I learn.
https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/810936086889431041
>>68826205
this is why christmas should be banned, it offends muslims
>>68826225
How can the security services stop it if some random muzzer decides to get in a lorry and drive it into a crowd
>>68826174
It's merely a formality. Most electors are bound by law to vote for the candidate that won their state.
>>68826138
I remember being in Munich during the shooting and shitting myself at all the sirens all night and news reports saying there might be more
>>68826174
yeah pretty much
the elites are supposed to vote for who the public went for, it's law in some states, but in some states they can choose whoever they feel
Listening to Gorgoroth's first three album lads
I have a GF
FUCK what you heard
my Gs are the worst
diss me that's a curse
late night on the purge
>>68826138
I'm in a big city but one that isn't big enough to be a target (I hope)
Just hope all the Muslims don't get more riled up because there's quite a fucking few in greater manny
>>68826156
everything is a massive happening according to /pol/
after spending a couple hours there during the dallas police shootings earlier this year I was starting to think civil war was imminent
I like playing Video Games.
going to get in bed and watch youtube videos on my phone x
1/2
>>68826272
But the Muslim bloke at the shop said he hopes I have a nice Christmas earlier
>>68826268
>my spare rooms
FOB
>>68826174
the electoral college works by each state being worth a certain amounts of points based on its population and economy. there's a total of 538 points across all 50 states, and the candidate who wins enough states to pass the halfway mark(270 points) wins the election. the EC is voting today to secure trump's presidency
>>68826282
If some guy is likely to do this, he's already under surveillance
How's he going to steal a truck at random? He needs someone with a truck to help him, and probably googled the christmas village and jihad websites. So he's found and stopped before he can do it.
>"Come on guys, let's vote Trump to show the establishment we're against the elite!! Trump will help the common man!"
>Bunch of elites in power
well
>>68826296
hey the IRA bombing gave us an excuse to renovate
HAPPENING
https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/810936930795978752
HAPPENING
what did he mean by this?
>>68826327
Muslim lad said Happy Easter last year and got killed by another Muslim for it
>>68826292
fop
>all these fucking happenings and it's not even Christmas yet
What went wrong with the world lads?
>>68826361
he looks a little bit like joaquin phoenix
>>68826361
He wanted everyone to check his digits
By the way, by the way, you do things to my body
I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you
>>68826316
is this subliminal messaging trying to get us to racemix lad?
does your last name end with 'berg' by any chance?
>>68826309
to be fair i remember having crippling depression and hoping world war 3 would break out so "something exciting" would happen
now i'm happy and seriously think world war 3 might end up being somewhat inconvenient, but we'd probably be fine anyway.
>>68826341
I live in a poor as fuck area, the houses here are super cheap if you're one of the few people who has a job.
>>68826343
>How's he going to steal a truck at random? He needs someone with a truck to help him, and probably googled the christmas village and jihad websites. So he's found and stopped before he can do it.
What are you on about? Pretty much anyone get buy a fucking lorry or van you don't need a terrorist sleeper cell for that lmao
need a gf with piercings lads
shiny things+tits=good
>>68826391
I'm already racemixing, no regrets
Getting really fucking sick of Muslims lads
http://www.newstatesman.com/2016/12/five-ways-deal-racist-relatives-christmas
the muzzies are going a bit mental tonight aren't they
are they doing a week of terror to celebrate christmas?
>>68826361
>>68826282
because majority of the time it's not just a one man mission and there is some degree of planning behind it
>>68826391
>implying racemixing is bad
>>68826372
tolerance and apathy towards Islam
>>68826175
>>68826225
imagine if great britain weren't an island though
>>68826372
Jews happened.
>>68826423
>>68826479
rosenberg
>Donald Trump wins because of the electoral college system, not popular vote
>Lefties cry and want the electoral college system removed so they ask the electoral college to not vote Trump
??????????????
>chippie near mine will be closed christmas day
Fucking reeeeeeee lads
>>68826545
get a chinky
House so empty, need a centerpiece
Twenty racks a table cut from ebony
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face man I love my baby
You talking money, need a hearing aid
You talking 'bout me, I don't see a shade
Switch up my style, I take any lane
I switch up my cup, I kill any pain
>>68826528
my name ends in -ons
besides isn't it supposed to be Jews not racemixing while encouraging white people to racemix? you're getting mixed up lad
>>68826488
>>68826518
These.
Why would a Russian ambassador have a Turkish bodyguard?
>>68826524
>>68826528
why is racemixing bad?
Reminder that UK cities are specifically designed so it's very hard to drive vehicles into crowds because of the IRA
Interesting video specifically about it in London
https://youtu.be/nRbgpEslqwE
>>68826545
>calling a chipper a 'chippie'
>getting that on xmas day
>anime
state of your fucking life
>happening
>ah well i may aswell just check the sticky on /pol/ about it
>its just reddit cunts posting 'this country above will X this country below' with various replies
hmm shan't be doing that again
>>68826574
alri sissons haha
that's my grandmother's name x
>>68826591
FSB spook
>>68826591
Because he lives and works in Turkey
>>68826603
Yeah I live in London and there are bollards surrounding anything remotely important
feel like this new year something is gonna happen. the muzzies will strike somewhere. surprised it hasn't happened before
glad i'm gonna be spending mine in spain. no reason for them to target spain
>>68826603
Ah yes it's sooooo hard to just drive on the pavement in britain
remember, no russian
Muzzerloids are having a terror countdown to Christmas lads, remember to stay indoors if you can.
>>68826602
muh purity muhfucka
>this lad who keeps posting pics of the girl who looks like baby poo
>>68826591
He's a police officer
>>68826651
Gonna drive through the bollards are you?
>>68826603
the IRA were the best thing that ever happened to Britain
50% state agents, 50% drug dealers. Their violence stopped the South giving them support
cheers lads
Wonder how that "fast track" into the EU is going for Turkey
>>68826591
The guy just used his police ID to get into the press conference didn't he?
>>68826651
>Specifically say large crowds in cities
>But muh pavement xD
the middle east should have never existed. nothing good has ever come from it.
>>68826524
pretty good meme
>Going out for dinner on Christmas day
People do this?
>>68826649
I live in the north so I'm safe
they would never attack fellow men
What does Rosie think of the attacks?
I can't wait to hear racist right-wingers views about this. Sigh
>continentals can't into bollards
if you ain't gang then you can't make a penny here
>>68826685
>killing russkies
>half of the EU members are eternally butthurt about russia
brexit agreements will include turkey taking over our membership
>>68825969
>>68826101
lying swines
What's this guy's beef with russia? is he anti-assad or summat?
>>68826649
>the muzzies will strike somewhere
they do it routinely, mostly in shithole countries
http://www.thereligionofpeace.com
>>68826722
DELETE THIS
City planners ought to design more cities for safety like the City 2bh
Multi-lane boulevards shouldn't be near people
If you're going to spam a mixed race girl to trigger some rorkes at least post one of the gorgeous ones
>>68826722
Would be funny if you got killed in an ETA attack
>>68826772
Yeah he mentioned aleppo
man, i fucking hate muslims
even the moderates can fuck off
>>68826423
me too m8, my south american qt is far better than any scummy british slag and i have zero doubts about that
surprised there hasn't been an attack since that spree during the summer
the muzzies are planning something
>>68826726
actually fucking howl when I see this
I want to speak to the lad who originally found the face - how?
>>68826716
Shawarma
>>68826788
*dual heritage
racist cunt
>>68826749
they put up massive concrete things here a while ago blocking off the roads
>>68826806
uncle toms can stay
>>68826722
ey up you unbelieving kuffar bastards
>>68826797
Well I will be in the Basque Country but anyway ETA is basically not a thing any more m8
>>68826816
charles II of spain is well known for being ugly and inbred
not pleased with some of the bigoted language I'm seeing here /brit/
>>68826827
>uncle toms
FOY
>>68826603
That's actually really neat
>>68826816
Hapsburg Jaw is famous
>>68826818
fuck off murderer
>>68826826
>continentals can't into antique aesthetics
all these leftie cunts on twitter predicting WW3
literally nobody gives a shit about this ambassador not even russia
>>68826808
good, more for me
>>68826649
why did they bomb madrid then
>>68826524
who is this chap
This is literally an anti musselman lorry defence lel
>>68826914
good lad
glad we can all agree to respect each other's attraction choices
>>68826901
>what is /pol/
the lads on /pol/ work quick
>>68826898
a little plebby pole isn't going to stop a truck
>>68826920
because spain was involved in the middle east back then
>>68826930
almost all public benches and plantpots etc are built for counter terrorism like moving between cover as infantry
>>68826616
its a sad life yeah
>>68826930
becuase they all are arsenal supporters
I can't feel my face when I'm with you, but I love it (but I love it)
>>68826914
FUGGGGGG
>>68826987
why wouldnt they attack spain due to the massive amount of british tourists and expats
>Truck has Polish plate GDA 08J5 and sign over the cabin. Company is registered in England.
Screaming
There really are bollards fucking everywhere in this country, never thought about it before.
re-considering my 31st plans
>>68827084
hmmmmm really makes you think
quite interesting
http://www.marshalls.co.uk/dam-svc/AssetStore/Protective-Street-Furniture-Brochure-11393.pdf
>>68827087
yeah see above
>>68827031
wish i had some flake right now 2bh
>>68827031
love a sherbert dib dab
>>68827061
it's low season m8 now is not the time to attack spain for that reason
summer would be the time to do that in places like ibiza or malaga
not bilbao where i'll be in december
>>68827096
you scare me
>>68827055
DELET THIS
muslims gonna attack the new years fireworks in london lads
someone screen cap this post
>>68827096
what are they?
>>68827127
im a bit scared asw tbH
i was in the area during the 13 november and i dont want that shit happening next to me again
>>68827128
what mental case hung around to snap photos?
is this the lad that offed the russian ambassador? what happened to him?
>>68826911
fucking disgusting
>>68825969
We wouldn't do a thing even if it was real, we're good little cucks.
>>68826808
Feel the same about my Japanese qt, good lad
is kek real lads?
Should I convert?
>>68827055
i do enjoy the rush of insensitive memes after a shocking world news event
>>68826982
that's where you're wrong, British iron is so strong so they're just as good as modern ones
>>68827197
>>68826726
>>68827124
you're gonna die at 40
>>68827202
panic
>>68827015
>>68826941
already posted these
so now you're just cycling through them
literally sitting here for hours just posting image after image and saying nothing
the height of autism I surround myself with...
>>68827197
this lad's rolling
>>68827185
it's called being a photographer
he knew there was big money to be made
Tell you what though, when you're walking along pissed and go right into a bollard it's fucking awful.
Christ these attacks are happening all over would be shitting myself if I was in London in public, times like these I'm glad I like in the provinces
New job has fact checked my bullshit
Tummy hurts with fear and guilt
Nice knowing you all
screaming
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/ed-miliband-appears-on-us-news-as-tv-flu-guy/ar-AAlKign?li=AAaeUIW&ocid=spartanntp
>>68827289
tits are too big
>>68827334
bwahaha
London is too safe for one of these attacks lel
The traffic is congested, there are bollards, large trees, benches, lampposts, all specially designed to stop this kind of thing
>>68827320
are you going to jail?
>>68827334
*puts aside the rhetoric and comes to the bargaining table*
>>68827306
you can't escape the nukes
>>68827334
yank news media graphics are always hilarious
reckon its cheeky interns or theyre just legitimate a nation of retards
>>68827336
>tits are too big
You're a stereotype pierre
>>68827378
Dont know lol
>>68827336
bender
>>68827380
>White 'people' dabbing
cringe
>>68827334
fucks sake ed lmao
Reminder that I started the "screeching" variant of the howling meme
>>68827320
What did you say?
sorry lads, but small perky tits are better
i respect your choice though
>>68827457
creasing at this post
reckon the EU should make bollards mandatory on all public streets from now on
>>68827427
>>68827358
>>68827289
would do a 'pregnation
>>68827427
>this thing is a model
i mean i'd still shag it, but what the fuck were they thinking
>>68827457
>normie memes
>>68827478
this is OBJECTIVELY true
>>68827457
roaring at your cognitive dissonance
>>68827427
JANNY
>>68827427
stop posting this literal emperors new clothes
>>68827432
You think white people doing black people "dance" moves looks stupid?
Now just imagine how stupid the white people think black people look constantly
ban assault lorries
I AM RUNNING TO THE LOO
BECAUSE I AM GOING TO DO A POO
I AM RUNNING TO THE LOO
BECAUSE I AM GOING TO DO A POO
>(Dead)
>>68827508
underwear models don't have the fit the same criterias as high fashion ones
I really hope this accident in Germany is not blamed on Muslims as usual.
>>68827492
Now THAT'S more like it.
>dat fucking hip to thigh ratio
>>68827465
Shant be saying that
>>68827478
t. low-test turbo-nonce
>>68827559
on the edge of my seat to see how this turns out
>>68827508
better her than most models who look like alien prisoners of war
>>68827582
I bet it's the Scots again.
>>68827478
Definitely true, been with birds whose tits looked great in clothes but were SHIT out the bra
>>68827582
bloody IRA don't know where to draw the line
>>68827604
>associating testosterone by type of women someone likes
twat
>>68827478
duh
can you imagine reece's gf naked?
>>68826726
>>68827609
I'm attracted to Yuri Lambert while acknowledging she looks like an alien, ngl.
>>68827582
poor muhammed al-muhammed fell asleep at the wheel and feels terrible about the damage he caused as he had only popped out for a maccies drive-thru
>>68827492
>black guy in the background preferring the white woman over the mixed shit
SHIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
GAS THE CAGERS
TRANSPORT WAR NOW
>>68827733
Good shit, contrast is the stuff of gods
>>68827680
she's obviously wearing a push up bra and you have no idea about how firm her tits are
maybe they turn to pudding once she removes her tight dress
imagine actually being french for a second
just imagine it
has anyone here injected heroin? how was it?
but anyway my man's a muslim
he goes hard with dua on a friday
he says he's done with the bacon
but he still goes ham with the lemon and the high grade
Weird to think 300,000 people emigrate from the UK every year
Must be mad amounts abroad
BAN CARS NOW
If everyone rides bikes we wouldn't have anymore killings, people will be healthier and we'll fix all the nasty emissions
>>68827805
>british flag
umm sweetie you're french too
>>68827802
sorry mate i dont speak mong
>>68827768
>highly advanced race of aliens beaten by some cave dwelling humans
>>68827805
no thanks x
>>68827829
good idea i love cycling
not enough cycle lanes in this country
>>68827833
oui oui *chews on a baguette thoughtfully*
methinks if this keeps up she's going to be the next justice minister
did you ever wank with your mates when you were younger /brit/
>>68827838
9 people dead so far in Germany
>>68827853
>What is gorilla warfare
>>68827829
Genuinely agree with this, wish the car was never invented desu.
I hope this is an accident and not a terrorist attack.
And please remember that the intent of terrorists is to create a bigger divide between us ordinary people. Dont give in to the hate. We all must reject hatred and terrorism as one.
>>68827829
Aye. cars are shite.
Except for skylines.
just did a poo
>>68827900
PAKIS OUT
>>68827874
fuck off
literal happenings in berlin and i'm only just now hearing about it
what's wrong with you lads
you used to be on top of these things
>>68827877
back to back so it wasn't gay
>>68827877
yeah did with my mate, ended up sucking him off a couple of times
>>68827939
that was like 30 minutes ago, it's been discussed
>>68827829
Trains for long distance to top it off desu
People talk about train tracks ruining the countryside but roads do that MUCH more
Doctoress Janina RamÃrez, bins 'n' lids.
>>68826545
pathetic
>>68827829
if cars are banned suburbs will die
would be a glorious thing for that alone
>>68827900
>We all must reject hatred and terrorism
errrrr yeah
after you, muslims
>>68827939
fuck are you on about there's been posting about it for the last hour at least
>>68827894
the situation reversed
bet anyone £100 France votes to leave the EU in 2017
>driver on the run after the truck "attack" in berlin
how the fuck would nobody tackle him
are all german men pussies?
>>68827877
yeah and we made out too x
>>68827829
I genuinely hate driving, if I could afford I would go by train everywhere.
>>68827939
there's also been shootings in Switzerland
>>68828016
All the real men died in WW2.
>>68825865
>Good Luck England!
cheers finland
>>68828016
you cant be serious that he got away
>>68827960
>>68827982
oh ok
Whenever a terrorist attack happens first thing I think of is "For fucks sake the right wingers will think they are right"
>>68828016
if that driver came near me i'd heem him in an instant
wonder what's going to happen tomorrow then
>>68828016
yes
literally all reddit moustache twizzling numales
>>68828009
put down marine le pen to be president at any bookies you'll triple your money
>>68828009
i'll take that bet
>>68827877
>>68827953
>>68827955
>>68828018
>>68828068
>replying to a 45 minute old post
kys
>>68828016
Yes, because you would, wouldn't you tough man?
>>68828089
rasheed
>>68828016
be careful to avoid conflating berliners with germans
they are very different
Reminder that these attacks are Russian false flags.
reminder that the russians hacked the lorry's cruise control system
>>68828128
not him but I definitely would, being the man of action that I am
>>68828089
>mfw I always think "i bet it was the muslims again"
>>68828061
The opposite happened to me after 4chan
>>68828171
hi alex
>>68828205
t. skinny 10st paki
>tfw I've been playing Euro Truck Simulator 2 loads recently
Worried that I'm on some watchlist now.
It was a Russian driverless lorry test
>Yanks, Frogs and Krauts constantly getting akbar'd
>UK remains safe as fuck
pull up on yo bitch
tell yo man i'm sorry
hundred on my wrist
jumpin out the rari
ooh she hit the splits
she know how to party
when i'm wit my clique
we know how to party
>>68828016
Source?
>the top two British athletes currently are Scottish and welsh
Englel Btfo
Surely leftists are beginning to get sick of this by now
this wouldn't have happened if uber obeyed their self driving regulations in california
>>68828264
literally just made a thread saying this exact thing haha
>>68828264
same lad
feels good
Going to be spending NYE in Riga, I'll be safe there
>>68828241
more like terrorist training simulator 2 you paki cunt
so it's that time again
time for the new
>>68828264
>>68828341
feels great being irrelevant doesnt it
>>68828341
its because no one cares about canada
>>68828331
capitalist false flag, lad
>>68828348
make sure to have some black balzams
>>68828349
Fucks sake I don't want to go to jail.
>>68828331
hahahahaha
BAN
THE
BURKA
>>68828239
nah
just because you're a little blert bully victim doesnt mean everyone else is
I absolutely would have chased him down and probably battered him without a shadow of a doubt. Do a hat post if it makes you feel better, runt
>>68828326
Mo Farah is Somalian, lad.
the god damn 'fugees are back at it lads
>>68828319
NEED
PENIS
INSIDE
>>68828413
You're clearly a cocky little paki that wouldn't do fuck all but shit your nappy
>>68828061
>>68828348
ah yes enjoy russian occupation
>>68828375
>>68828388
delet
reckon that if the archive of all my posts on /brit/ were handled to my family first thing they would say is "wow you do a lot of poo haha"
Food for thought: I visited Berlin, Brussels and Nice in the space of 6 months from October 15 - April 16
>>68828413
I would have chased him and then probably gotten shot or stabbed like a retard.
>why yes, i am a hard man on the internet
>>68828512
implying latvia isn't rightful russian clay
>tfw i was in berlin in august
WOWW lads
almost died !
>>68828543
2 3 4 1
daddy said he'd skype me 40 minutes ago but hasn't replied to my texts :(
>>68828584
I was too lad, we probably bummed
Literally said this >>68809203 this morning
What are the chances?
>>68828543
4 > 2 > 3 > 1
lmaoing
is that why the driver ran off then?
>>68828487
been in plenty of fights and absolutely smashed tons of people so stop crying you cumrag