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collins street edition
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> when your post shuts up the haters
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>pards
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cara
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this image edition
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Drinking an Irish Ale
Why can't the British make a good beer?
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>>68459354
First for I like guys!
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reckon i might move to australia when i graduate

its got nice weather and the demographics canada did 20 years ago

would like an australian wife 2bh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c4eMTw9zIg
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>>68459377
shan't be reading a single word :)
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birdcucks are at it again lads
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>>68459385
me in the window watching the world go by
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>>68459385
Australia sucks, it's like the worst parts about canada magnified, but it's alright though
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>>68459380
fucking lmao, Ireland has a truly woeful beer scene.

Literally all they drink is Guinness, Murphy's, Heineken and Smithwicks, and increasingly that shitty Guinness pale ale. Unbelievably bad.
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Australian women are so easy to fuck
It's because their national average IQ is crazy low
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>>68459385
fuck off we're full
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Think im over the oneitis lads

Used to think about her before bed every night

Now ive downloaded tinder and cant remember last caring about her
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>>68459399

> it's like the worst parts about canada magnified

Elaborate
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>>68459385
Australia is a cultural wasteland, only turbo-plebs move there.
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Need more responses. It's for a school assignment.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11840385
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>>68459408
There's not really an availability of British beers in America, at least where I live
Do you guys have good beer?
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>>68459408
You lads drink Stella foh
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>>68459420

> Australia is a cultural wasteland

umm, excuse me sweetie but our country is VERY multicultural :^)
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>>68459420
dont a lot of working class brits emigrate there?
>>68459414
ive got a british passport mate you cant stop me
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super wrecked leds just got caught puking on plates in the sink
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>>68459455
Then drinky drinky that water you definatley haven't had as much as you need.
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>>68459431
Yes.

Try Samuel Smiths Nut Brown ale, Yorkshire Stingo, or Oatmeal Stout. Think they're fairly easy to get in the US.

>>68459444
True, but at every pub there'll be 2-3 local cask ales on tap too, Ireland just doesn't have that.

>>68459454
Yes, refer to my last comment regarding turbo-plebs.
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>>68459455

grim
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get out of my way pisswasser shits

best beer in north america coming through
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gonna smash it in the gym in a bit lads, hyping myself up hehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8up6A4QesU
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gonna do a suicide
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fucking virgin piece of shit internet
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>>68459550
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Gf sent me this
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>>68459550
Meme beer
My favorite is red racer and shock top
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>>68459560
right a letter saying "they're coming for me" just to trick and spook everyone
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>>68459575
And this
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>>68459575
'ted to the 'nny
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>>68459575
I can't even comprehend being in the same room with a naked girl who looked like that
I'd probably start laughing then leave just due to how absurd it is
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>>68459580
i like how you call a world class 9% beer meme while shocktop is literally made with pretzels and oranges... pinterest tier flavours
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redpill me on the byzantine empire
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>>68459385
Why are you obsessed with collins street
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>>68459591
Then this which I was rather offended about
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outside munching a durrie

bit cold out

-5°C
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>>68459560
Why? You could at least go out with a bang and fight back against the invadors by suicide bombing a roo or somthing.
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>>68459609
"It's shit"
t. Garl Sagan
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best beer here
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>>68459575

>fake tits

ruined
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>>68459606
Is that supposed to be an insult?
Pintrest is great if only for the food shit
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>>68459610
im obsessed with architecture tbf
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The ol superlike has responded to my bollocksslapping
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>>68459621
not that arsed
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>>68459606
Its a meme beer like boneshaker, and I can't find it here
Shock top is good and smooth, doesn't taste like a meme beer
Also mill street makes good stuff
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>>68459390
don't think this gimmick gets the attention it deserves 2bh

>>68459653
It looks like shit mate
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>>68459667
nah those buildings are cool
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>>68459635
TURBO meme beer
Probably costs like $3.75 a can
Drink some regular shit you ponce
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>>68459662
so youre just admitting to be a pussy that cant drink beer that isnt sugary
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>>68459655
would all over those chebs
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>>68459655
would
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>>68459675
They're not
They left a metre or so of the original facade in a pathetic attempt at hiding the grotesque glass and steel monster behind it, which is still clearly visible

They should've went one way or the other not this half arsed attempt at doing both
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australian women are more manly than canadian men
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REAL AUSSIE HOURS
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>>68459656
I feel ya.
Then I think the best thing to do is to get a couple of nasty spiders and put em on your puckered butthole. They start going at it and when spiders fuck and you get some spider cum on you you're fucked, spider cum is 100x more potent than their venom.
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>>68459706

ROO'D
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Bought pomade and did a pompadour because of the b-class meme on here and I unironically got loads of compliments and people asking how I do my hair
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>>68459609
Greco-Turkish cucks who mistakenly thought themselves the rightful successor to the Roman Empire
>>68459706
true 2bh
scares me a bit, I just want a soft-spoken pale qt and I'm surrounded by hoarse voiced tomboys
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>>68459740
england was the actual successor
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>5'8
>5.8"
pottery
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>>68459725
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>>68459706
Classic emerald
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>battyman styles his hair

Lmao
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>get home at 3AM after doing some drinking
>think no one else could possibly be up right now
>pajeet roommate is still up like it's perfectly normal, doing laundry, talking on the phone
absolutely mental
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wanking out of boredom
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>I don't style my hair
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oh my days a fucking "pompadour" teeeeeaaarss
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>>68459803
>crazy bitch comes in pissed
>bloke next room stinking the house up with weed
>autist blasting britpop and led zeppelin downstairs
>couple of normies on the phone and having a piss every 5 mins

standard 3am here lad, you have it easy
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>>68459746
America is the only true successor of rome because our society and history so closley mirror theirs. We conquored our continent and are the biggest power in the world right now and have guarenteed a peace across our lands.
Our society is rife with corruption and crime. We use bread and circus to keep the people happy. We're known for our roads, and we're a huge economic powerhouse and a trade mecca.
Eventually our empire will collapse and America will splinter into fragments because it would be very unlikley for another power that would be strong enough to unify our actually very diverse areas to come anytime soon.
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>>68459879
that's just like /brit/ at 3am haha
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>>68459914
Haha so funny
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>>68459914
but I like /brit/ x
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>>68459933
haha right

shut the fuck up
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>>68459942
Rude
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the only acceptable hairstyle for a man is a buzzcut
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>>68459879
Weed lmao
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This is the optimal amount of hair for a man.
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>>68459974
Give us a hit then la
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>>68459971
Buzzcuts are nigger tier and make you look like a slavic thug. It honestly ruins what could otherwise be cute guys.
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>>68459974
haven't smoked in years
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you can start posting any time you want
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>>68459803
this is normal for a friday night
me and my housemates all stayed up until 6am last night
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http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/09/opinion/sunday/australia-refugee-prisons-manus-island.html?_r=0

Ah yes yanks still believe they're the world police
need them out of business
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work christmas party is on tonight
gonna get so fucked lads
ahaha
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>>68460002
>wanting to be cute

alri battyman
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>>68459971
I have a sort of mohawk ponytail
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>>68460023
Are you the lad that wanted to hook up with the slags but figured it was gonna be the established at the party?
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>>68460042
nah mate
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>>68460048
Don't lie to me...
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>>68460024
I don't mean cute in the feminine kinda way I mean cute in the hot kinda way.
Buzzcuts just make you look threatening, most people who have them would look nicer with normal length hair.
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>>68459971
buzzcuts are for footsoldiers and pikeys
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Buzzcuts are for gay bois
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>>68460060
nah lad I'm not.
slags WILL be at this party

>>68460079
got a buzzcut and I'm not one of the two you mentioned, so uhm... try again sweetie :) xx
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>>68460074
what is normal length hair?
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>>68460023
Had mine last night.
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>>68459777
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>>68460094
>got a buzzcut and I'm not one of the two you mentioned
Even if you aren't you will be judged like you are la
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>>68460094
> try again sweetie :) xx

oh yeah and benders love a shaved head too
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>>68460017
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Cohen

more like the eternal jew.
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>>68460109
>>68460117
buzzcuts are patrician
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>>68460117
>t. benda
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>>68460023
Had mine last night
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>going to the office christmas party

>>68460119
Yeah I just read some of his other work
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/19/opinion/anti-semitic-anti-zionism.html?
He said the Labour Party were a safe haven of antisemites lel
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Former cabinet minister Michael Gove says Theresa May was right to sack him after she became prime minister.

>"If I'd been in her shoes, I would have sacked me too," he told the BBC.

>Mr Gove said he regretted standing for the Tory leadership, saying he made "mistakes" in the way he withdrew his support from Boris Johnson.

>He now had to take the consequences of his decision, including the fact that an act
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>>68460158
the labour party is a safe haven of anti semites
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Just something to keep in mind lads
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>having a job
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>>68460158
>those with vile attitudes towards Jewish people

Arsenal fans and?
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>having a Xmas party
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>>68460097
Short to short-medium length hair.
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>>68460141
is that guy ironically wearing thongs and shorts lad
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>>68460208
With socks it seems
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>>68460208
That's a chick
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>>68460236
Ffs i thought it was a girl
Nvm
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awaken, my love is way better than /r/hiphopheads said
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>>68459354
MELBOURNE
EL
BO
UR
NE
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Anyone else too intelligent for a gf?
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>>68460267
>tfw to inteligent too recognise genders
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anyone else too intelligent to call Americans "Yanks"
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sandals are not thongs
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>>68460267
not me

>tfw the gf got 4A*s and goes to UCL
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why is my internet so fucking slow moooooo
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I don't have girlfriends.

Just fuckhole cumdumpsters I use whenever I feel the urge to inseminate
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>>68460287
>British internet
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>>68460278
Good post
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>I don't have girlfriends.

>Just fuckhole cumdumpsters I use whenever I feel the urge to inseminate
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shan't fall for that obvious hatposting bait
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>>68460278
What else would you call us?
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>>68460302
fuck off yank
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>>68460278
foy
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>>68460287
Virgin are trollin
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Me and the boys
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>>68460314
>>68460315
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>>68460312
Mexican sugar dancers
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>>68460326
got a big enough scope there mate
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>why yes, i do pay thousands of pounds to study a nonsense degree that has no real value in the work place
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business idea: /brit/ but only for smart brits

minimum entry requirements: AAA at a-level
russlers group uni
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im just a nigga with a rocket launcher
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>>68460334
The pakis are hard to spot 2km away.
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>>68460353
Didn't you know, 99% of /brit/posters are smart but lazy :)
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>>68460326
that muzzle break is the size of my fist hahaha
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would pay good money to see all the runts on brit from the most alpha to the most runty in a line up

reckon id be in the 90th percentile
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i'm just a guerilla with an ak-47
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need to do a big pooey
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Unironically only listen to albums I see on /mu/ and haven't tried anything on my own in months
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>>68460353
>getting a-levels
>smart
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I served in the Army

82nd Airborne
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>>68460369
would definitely be in the runty section

went out the other and realised I'm extremely pale and skinny, combined with being 5'9 would put me firmly in the runt category.

>>68460382
>>68460365
>he didn't even manage 3As at A-level
howling
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95th percentile
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>>68460329
Rude
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>>68460401
Don't have A-Levels in the US. Cheese dick.
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don't waste your time on me your already the voice inside moi head
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>>68460421
>smart yank
learn what an oxymoron is, fatlad
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>>68460439
Learn what a toothbrush is, Ahmed.
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>>68460453
so this....is the offering of the great intellect....that hails from america?
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>>68459354
Morning lads.

How much do you clean at home? Do you live in a sty?
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might go downstairs and eat some crunchy nut nutty
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Foot fetish is only acceptable when its twink and shota feets
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>>68460479
I have psoriasis and I have to hoover every fucking room every fucking day
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>>68460463
Learn how to use ellipses correctly, Ahmed.
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>>68460479
I keep my space tidy but dust does tend to accumulate so I suppose I should be dusting more
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>>68460479
>Do you live in a sty?

Yeah. Not intentionally, but since nobody else ever sees it I just never seem to have the energy to bother tidying
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>>68460479
tidy up my room every few days desu
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>>68460479
Cleaned the whole house spotless today
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>britney amber's eyes

HNNNNNNNNNNNNG
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>>68459412
white australians have the highest average IQ in the world
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>tfw two smrt....to not use.....eclipses....properly
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>>68460540
I will believe that when I get my dick sucked by a high IQ white australian girl.
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>>68460479
once a year probably. My autism gets the better of me and I feel like I can't properly clean unless I can get most of the shit out of my room. Had a lot of fun when getting a new bed and desk I was able to completely empty my room to vaccum properly
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>>68460538
ye she knows how to suck a pecker desu
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>>68460553
>I will believe that when I get my dick sucked by a high IQ white australian girl.
So far all the white australian girls that have sucked you off have been abo-tier IQ piss buckets
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Ah yes, pakis on Question Time talking utter fucking shit.
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>>68460561
Mate that's just efficiency, I do the same thing. Got to wait until you hit the sweet spot between shitpile and clean to minimise total time spent cleaning up
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>>68459412
depends on guys nationality
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>tfw no high iq white gf
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2 new Bonobo singles released lads

Excited desu
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>>68460580
considering how many moths I had in my room before and a little bit after cleaning I'd say it wasn't very efficient
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>tfw too smart to not lift
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im here everyone
hows it foing?
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haven't changed my sheets in months
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>>68460637
Ew
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>>68460626
*everyone leaves*
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>Train derails and explodes in Bulgarian village, killing four people, emergency services say

#Allahu #Ackbar #JustImmigrantThings
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>>68460666
diablo
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Wish I had some white phosphorous so I could use it to burn down my shabby living quarters and have management replace it with an upgraded, newer, better one.
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>>68460666
>and explodes
wtf
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woooooorrr wots it going bro
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4010062/THREE-QUARTERS-child-asylum-seekers-undergo-medical-tests-prove-age-adults-Denmark.html

>Three quarters of so-called child asylum seekers in made to undergo medical tests to prove their age in Denmark have been found to be adults.

>The Danish Immigration Service (DIS) suspected 800 migrants were lying about their age and asked the University of Copenhagen's Department of Forensic Medicine to run checks on them.

>And having carried out tests involving x-rays of their teeth and bones, it was revealed 600 of the refugees involved were actually adults.
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the privatization of railways in britain resulted in the trains being chronically late and the few times they manage to actually be running they run off the rails
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>>68460709
quelle surprise
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>>68460709

what a fucking waste of tax money

fucking look at them and you can tell
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>>68460690
Doing a watch of some kino

What about you
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>>68460709
the danes seem to be the only continentals to remain sane
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new phone has some turbocharging thing, is fully charged in an hour

it's a mad ting
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going to work now bye

>>68460732
nm just chillin wbu x
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>>68460678
you better not be implying it was islam you fucking bigot
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>>68460713
are you completely spasticated or something? We have the 2nd most punctual trains in the EU, markedly improved since the end of British Rail (state ownership).
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>>68460741
My 3 year old iPhone 5s charges in less time thanks to the low power mode
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>>68460741
Slow charge is better for your batt life in the long run
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>>68460709
Meanwhile, in the UK:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37706862

>Calais child migrants: 'Unethical' dental checks ruled out

Good old unbiased impartial BBC putting unethical in quotation marks and totally not trying to influence opinion
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>>68460764
>leaf

There's your answer
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Bilingual. I speak English and Polish. :)
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dylann "minus nine on the welfare line" roof
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wakey wakey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_3f2Jp1ULs
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>>68460854
>>>/mu/
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>>68460816
alri Polish person
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>>68460786
And if they are child refugees, putting them through the test is a violation of their human rights

What's that old saying, better to let 10 guilty men go than imprison a single innocent one. Well if letting a handful of lying adults in means one genuine child is saved that trauma, then surely that's the same.
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>>68460872
>>>/gettaefuck/
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Trilingual. I speak English (UK), English (US) and English (AU)
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>>68460877
half polish
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>tfw you're in an argument and get a runt response and it kills your desire to even argue but you don't want it to look like they win
>>
>>68460889
Child migrant goes to dentist. Gets trauma. Many such cases!
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>>68460896
>language skills
i'm fluent in banter oi oiiii

surprisingly did NOT receive an offer for interview.
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>>68460848
Dylann Roof took out some of the very tiny number of black people that are actually good citizens

The people he killed weren't the BLM types calling for death to white people
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>>68460922
>little kid fleeing war and terrorism is forced by some guy in a uniform to undergo an invasive medical test to prove he / she is telling the truth

>fleeing violence and fear to be greeted by more violence and fear

anon yuo are of Genious
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>>68460913
you have to go back
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should I get dominos or not?
>>
Stretching my Legs

I'm Stretching my Legs.
They're here to there.
I'm Stretching my Legs in my underwear.
>>
>>68460889
Human rights are a spook

The rights you have are the ones you fight for or have someone else fight for them on your behalf
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>>68460971
You're a fucking idiot. GTFO
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>>68460971

Child migrant goes to dentist. Gets trauma. Many such cases!
>>
>>68460977
yes

t. domino
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>>68460983
alri stefan
>>
Eat shit and die, lads.
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>>68460975
back where?
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>>68460993
Not an argument
>>
>>68461020
Ahmedistan
>>
>>68460992
alri. shan't be getting those churros again tho they were absolute wank
>>
>>68461020
Rasheedia
>>
wageslaving in an hour wahey
>>
had work xmas party last lads

threw up absolutely everywhere
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>>68461029
hehe
>>
good channel ngl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k1VKS4VD20

inb4 reddit
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>>68461049
jealous desu would like some cash and something to do
>>
Dominos fucked up an order of mone and offered me either a tirsmisu or lemon cheesecake for free, asked for the former.

What a fucking load of shit. There's about a table spoon's worth and they charge £3.99 for it.
>>
>>68461079
yeah not even gonna complain I was moaning about being unemployed for ages
>>
think i maybe giving up playing hockey
>>
>>68461065
Some day someone is going to wet those lips and stick that little golliwog to a wall
>>
if a kangaroo started on my dog id knock his fucking cock off personally
>>
the pastry chef gf brought me a cheesecake from work but i have to share it with her pet eel
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normons wuuuuuuu
>>
Films I've seen the most times:

Grease
jungle book
Dodgeball
A new hope
LOTR
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>>68461145
Why do you post this? It's obvious that you read this>>68461082 and couldn't think of anything original to post
>>
>>68461158
kys
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>>68461167
unironically did not, just a happy coincidence
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Check these fine repeating digits, you pakis.
>>
lads i feel sick
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>>68461174
I was a child or young teen for the vast majority of these viewings

plus they all good films
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>>68461182
*rubs your tummy in a circular motion, drifting slowly but surely down towards your cock*
>>
*does a little dance*
>>
now ive gotta work out what to watch while eating the 'za

maybe i should finally get around to starting season 2 of lovesick
enjoyed the first season but haven't bothered to check out the second for some reason
>>
>>68461158
the film i've seen the most times is definitely talladega nights because i went through a phase from about 07-08 when i needed to have something on at night otherwise i couldn't fall asleep and talladega nights was the only dvd i owned at the time
>>
>>68461158
you are a fully-blown runt.
>>
Anyone who says Leafs are worst posters than Aussies are either pakis or are called Bruce. Fuck off.
>>
>>68461222
false
>>
>>68461225
leafs are markedly worse posters than Aussies though, there's much more of a cultural divide between Canada/UK than AUS/UK, they're pseudo-yanks.
>>
>when someone in front of you is smoking and its blowing back into your face
>mfw
>>
>>68461225
alri leaf
>>
>>68461244
post pic.

would wager £20 that you are in fact a runt.
>>
>>68461245
t. London paki, or London bar worker
>>
>>68461225
lies
>>
films I've seen the most

good will hunting
margin call
lost in translation
master and commander
the imitation game
>>
>>68461264
im about as far from a runt as one can get

but I shan't be posting a pic.
Sorry my patrician film taste triggered you
>>
>>68461245
And there's cultural divides between the people of Britain, what the fuck has that got to do with anything?

They're both utterly terrible fucking contributors to /brit/, Aussies just edging them, probably by the sheer number of the dull, unfunny cunts that post here.
>>
films i've seen the most

zulu
waterloo
zulu dawn
Henry V
>>
do i need to put "more" each time i use comparative in one sentence?

>more beautiful and more gorgeous
>more (beautiful and gorgeous)

is there no distributive property in english
>>
>he watched Margin Call more than once
>he watched The Imitation Game more than once

howling.
>>
>>68461310
both are fine but the latter sounds more natural and relaxed
>>
>>68461310
Kiss my bellend, Fukinaki
>>
>>68461208
just ordered a za for myself
>>
lately i've been thinking
>>
>>68461310
stop killing whales
>>
>>68461310
'more gorgeous' sound awkward, people wouldn't really say that as it's usually used as a superlative (even though it isn't one technically).
>>
>>68461120
Most people give up team sports after their teens and switch to stuff like golf or tennis or running
>>
>>68461225
you have it backwards though, leafs tend to be overwhelmingly underage or manchild left wingers, which rasheeds appreciate. Aussies fucking hate sheeds and wogs as much as we do, so literally anyone who says Aussies are worse posters than Leafs is literally a paki
>>
>>68461300
Do you not know the difference between Canucks, Cunts and Chinamen?
>>
off to a cafe for some brekky with the housemates tbqh
>>
lads, check out the word of the day on urban dictionary right now
>>
>>68461354
>superlative

nerd
>>
>>68461363
Typical paki response
>>
>>68461379
Nah mate think I'll pass on that
>>
>>68461326
>>68461354
i see m8

>>68461332
>>68461348
make me
>>
>>68461391
rasheed
>>
>>68461381
would heem you irl lmao
>>
>>68461370
brekky with m8s is always good after a big night out. i usually get a snags and toast with a regular mocha
>>
It's clear to me that any Brit" that encourages non-Brits to post here is a Rasheed.
>>
>>68461396
rasheed
>>
>when americans unironically refer to their president as the leader of the free world
>>
>>68461405
paki
>>
/brit/ is not a normie general
>>
>>68461421
yeah actually the queen is sweetie x
>>
>>68461414
i always end up needing a poo while i'm there. don't like pooing in cafes.
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>>68461442
this

normies out
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>>68461414
Fry up and a flat white here, sometimes grapefruit juice too hehe

might change it up today though

also
>snags
>>
>>68461421
was watching a bear grylls with obama on it and he was like "its such an honour to be hiking with the leader of the free world" and he's not even a yank

cringed so hard
>>
>>68461442
>people unironically listening to and discussing music

definitely is
>>
>>68461460
It's ari lad. You're one of us.
>>
>>68461442
new here are you?
>>
>>68461501

been here since the beginning (check the archives from 6 months ago), it was never supposed to be a so-called "normie" general.
>>
>>68461466
>was watching a bear grylls
FOY
Watch Ray Mears and Les Hiddens.
>>
still feel sick lads
>>
UNDER YO' SEXY BODY
>>
NEED the American stig to die.
>>
>>68461561
don't understand this post
>>
>>68461561
wait they kept him?
>>
>>68461561
>watching runt-vision.
>>
business idea: worcester sauce on rice
>>
>>68461586

it's an inside joke you weren't included in :P

>>68461594

yeah

>>68461618

t. grandpa
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>>68461561
GOMMUNISM xDD
>>
'za's here
brb
>>
>>68461638
great he was so funny the first time
>>
>>68461638
t. mincer
>>
>>68461638
>>68461638
>t. grandpa

quite the opposite, only old people and gormless plebs watch tv these days.
>>
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>thread on lebbit about russia supposedly interfering with the election
>source article is nothing but vague conjecture and false dichotomy(read: there is no source)
>top comment is a person pointing out how obvious the propaganda is and that this entire thread is bullshit

this the surreal lads

they're waking up. i wonder what they'll think when they realize this has been going on for ten years
>>
>>68461741
>false dichotomy
do u no wut dat meanz?

cuz u dnt thnk u do x
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>>68461741
>ten years

If only you knew how bad things really are.
>>
>>68461764
retard
>>68461772
>implying you do
>>
>>68461797
>>68461797
>>68461797
>>68461797
>>
*leaves the thread*
>>
>>68461788
been going on since the 60s or 70s at the very least

possibly forever
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