/brit/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc0JINFFol4

Mornin' lads,
Any plans for today then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Syq_9Utyeg
>26 years of judo
>4 cracked ribs
Wins love from proper Mongols not just Finns.

>>68461843
study

if the gf is up for it maybe pop over to hers for a bit

i have never had sex

I WOULD LIKE

TO GET

TO KNOW /brit/ BETTER

LIKE TO GET

UNDER YO' SEXY BODY

>>68461869
FUCK OFF CUNT

*CRACKS WHIP*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A_GYAzuZrg

*spits a sick 64 in which I imply your mother is a lady of the night*

>>68461866
y

i'm a murderer and rapist of women

spoilt brats

>>68461935
>>68461937
>>68461887
>>68461866
absolute state of aussie shitposting

step it up you boring mongy twats

>>68461935
shall be forwarding this memoir directly to the authorities

>>68461962
all me

>>68461935
At least your not a bender

Reach out and touch meee

I will personally punch the lights out of any POMMY BASTARD, YANK CUNT, or LEAF who calls me a shitposter

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too many died

>>68461935
Filmed in Scotland
Dat Fincher

>>68462026
Too quality post here

>>68462026
mate I will knock the lights out of you so fast you'd think it was the blitz

Pizza is here lads

BURY
HIS
UNCLE
lads

>>68462031
The deathtoll was unimaginable.

>>68461843
first take a shower because i played tennis
then venture into the wilderness of the concrete jungle

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>>68462031
how will we begin to rebuild

>>68462060

Did the pizza boy ask you why you weren't going out on a Saturday night in a condescending tone?

wanking when you need a piss makes it feel so much better for some reason, then the piss afterwards feels better too

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>see absolutely cracking deal online
>no money at the moment to buy it
>by the time I have the money the deal is over

REALLY IMPORTANT POLE

http://www.strawpoll.me/11841280
http://www.strawpoll.me/11841280
http://www.strawpoll.me/11841280

>>68462100
Nah because he's only delivering pizzas all night

>>68462145
more like
>see absolutely cracking deal online
>no money at the moment to buy it
>no money in the future to buy it

>>68462150
screamer do not click

>>68462150

do a poo

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>>68461816

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXOD5VGGvYg

>hit the weights and get /fit/
who actually buys this gimmick? those lads over on fit must be monged out on the 'roids or something coming out with bollox like that

the vile swede

>>68462152

hmm, we mustn't have had the same pizza boy then... last week i ordered pizza on a Saturday night and he (rudely) asked why I wasn't out, naturally I dropped my pasgetti and now I've set a plan in motion to find out where he lives so I can slash his tires.

>The.Magnificent.Seven.2016.720p.BRRip.x264.AAC-ETRG

is this movie worth downloading?

Does New Zealand have spiders like Australia?

>>68462197
>not yelling out "Pizza's here lads!"

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Anyone who puts and/or enjoys music being put into 8-bit is an absolute runt and should off themselves immediately. Ta, lads

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>>68462199
made me thingk

Love living vicariously through Lovesick (TV Series)

really do not enjoy life

>>68461816

enjoyed this post

>>68462188

t. sad case who tried lifting for a week then gave up

stop being a perpetual victim and propel your life forward in some kind of way and it'll probably improve your state of mind, even if only by a bit.

>>68462247
y

>>68462202
just come down here m8. don't be a wuss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZHRKww2JHI

>>68462199
makes me laugh that Ben throws his toys out the pram whenever /pol/ makes racist edits when in fact he's a crypto-rorke

>>68462250
monumentally fucked if I have

>>68462199
except he won literally any non-poltard back by adding filtering so we wouldn't have to hear about politics again

doing any kind of sport is good enough, no need to always end up lifting

>>68462188
It's really not too different from killing youself, you're destroying your identity to become a big dumb sex object for women. Whatever is left is not the same person. /fit/ types hate themselves, they just choose changing themselves over killing themselves.

>>68462248
>t. sad case who tried lifting for a week then gave up
work on the critical thinking meathead, that's not me at all

g1mm1ck 1d34: 8r1ng 84ck 13375p34k

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>>68462220

you need to drop acid some time my dude

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>he doesnt lift weights and do trailrunning
let me guess you play video games and watch anime

redpill me on fidel castro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uN-UUeh-yA

memes lads

memes

>>68462252
Shan't be clicking that, I scream whenever I come across a British spider.

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>>68462280

meathead? i dont lift

> tfw to intelligent too lift

How fucking tragic your life must be if you have a gf and post on here.

Fucking state of YOU

>>68462277
>to become a big dumb sex object for women
but 90% of women are grossed out by the /fit/ benders and would easily prefer a slim or ottermode lad over them

>>68462285
nope

see this >>68462299

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>>68462285
don't forget, he's probably an 'expert' swordsman well

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can hear the possums squealing again

sounds like they're being attacked by the neighbours

What a fucking annoying little shit Ellie Simmonds is.

ahhhh yeeeeeeessss, post sport endorphins waaaahheeeeeyyyy

>>68462288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF-yBAkLFfw

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>>68462288
makes great pies

>>68462317
>but 90% of women are grossed out by the /fit/ benders
Sure but in their mind they think diverting their autism from anime or whatever into becoming a overinflated gorilla balloon will somehow get them laid

>>68462214
savage

>have 16 year old 'co-worker' who lies compulsively about himself
>now he has a "5 grand Rolex" that's totally real

Can't be bothered to argue that it's fake, It super light too

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ah yes, let's justify my unhealthy physique by stating that you can't possibly improve both your mind and body.

>too busy training my brain to train my body
the absolute STATE of /brit/

people who should be gassed:

> those who try to force laughter instead of laughing naturally like a normal human being

i get irrationally upset by those so-called "people" who do that

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Morning anon

>>68462418

where do you work?

>>68462436
*turns the valve in your cell*
*boiling water pours down from the ceiling*

>>68462447
Get the fuck out of my bed you fucking dog cunt

>pushes blondie out

hahaha

>>68462345
Canada's Hawaii.

>>68462284
SOMEBODY ORDERED A PIZZA BALL

doing a sleep

>>68462447
>dat fleshlight on the side

Dirty bitch

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>>68462453
Tesco petrol station

Part time while I wait for my army training

what type of music is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZqQT5904_U

>>68462433
Who are you trying to impress, fella?

You're a fucking anonymous entity on a Bornean dragon dildo appreciation board. You think anyone really cares, or actually believes you?

>>68462473
sounds like soul

>>68462470
sounds miserable lol

>>68462473
soul with a bit of funk

>2016
>training your body instead of just maintaining a healthy diet
t. sad cunts who can't get laid

>>68462523
>work 10 hours a week and spend the rest of it playing video games

Eh

>>68462470
gold is a light metal though, I'd question it more if it was rather heavy.

Perhaps it is a genuine rolex because it is so light, can't imagine a luxury watch being made to weigh down your wrist.

>>68462548
>gold is a light metal

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>>68462454

*pulls out the self contained breathing apparatus i've been hiding*

you really think you're the one pulling the strings here? pathetic.

i knew about your plan long before it was set into motion, i'll be with you shortly my trivial little insectoid.

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>>68462491
What point are you trying to make, and what is it you're accusing me of wanting to make you believe?

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>>68462548
He's a 5'4 chubby 16 year old kid who works part time at tesco

He does not wear a 5k pound rolex

I feel a little bad for him

All the managers hate him and openly make jokes about him

>2016
>wearing watches

>>68462573
The point is you're an insignificant greasy gel-head paki. No one likes you, or cares about you.

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>he doesn't wear the 'ol Casio

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>>68462570
>doctor, why is he rubbing feces in his mouth?

you see rookie, that's what he calls his "breathing apparatus". Tell jim and the boys to hose down his cell, looks like we'll have to proceed with the lobotomy after all

>>68462580

Yeah, my mum bought me a watch for painting the deck like 3 years ago and i've only worn it a handful of times because it's just so clunky and pointless.

The only reason to wear a watch is for the aesthetic and my watch looks a bit out of place on my wrist.

>>68462574
>bullying a 16yo kid.

Fucking state of your runtish existence. You'll not last one month in the Army.

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>>68462574
Very pleased to have not been born as him.

>>68462580
>not wearing the terrorist watch

toppest of keks

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>>68462636
I don't bully him

If anything he bullies me

He's a little cunt

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>>68462574

why don't the managers just fire him if he's so annoying?

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the army is all about bullying

>>68462658
>getting bullied by a fat 16 year old kid

you'll not last one day in the army

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>>68462597
still doesn't address the original statement hun x

>>68462660
Tesco is notoriously hard to be fired from

He gets a complaint from a customer every week

Hell he didn't even show up his first day

>>68462658
>If anything he bullies me
Fucking end yourself.

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJjj0hHBvDg

wot kind of music is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M36OGCfYp3A

Why is the mother of some pop dweeb dying actual fucking headline news??

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>>68462624

You don't understand, do you? You have no control. I expected your every move, I'm always ahead of you, every step you make has been the result of my calculations. Your "free will" is nothing more than an illusion. I am the master, and you are the puppets. You roaches march on unaware of the fact that I've planned your every move, your every decision. You're nothing but a game to me, roach.

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>>68462681
>>68462697

Not like I can deck a little kid

Also he keeps saying how he deadlifts 500kg and how he's so much stronger than me when I'm 6ft and 195lbs

fucking annoying

must be torture having a small willy

might give gruel a try today

big fan of porridge with just water so I'm sure it'll go down a treat

Andrew Sachs' widow essentially blaming Brand and Ross for her husband's death

Fuckign kek

>>68462739

got a 5.5 incher m'self

not great but it's better than having an excessively large willy

>>68462661
Easter Rising?

>>68462734
>deadlifts 500kg

isn't that like more than the world record? what a cheeky little bastard

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>>68462732
for fucks sake rookie can't you do anything right? increase his anaesthetic to shut the cunt up I'm trying to work here

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>>68462732
'teleports behind you'
heh, nothin personal, kid

>>68462763
don't think it is

>>68462763
I'm 7 inch and that's small Tbh

>>68462734

he's probably just pulling your strings m8

5'8"

>>68462732
>>68462782
/cum/ tier posts

>>68462791
Of course you are. 6'4" too, eh? Study at Oxbridge as well?

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feel like my life is going nowhere boys

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Yessss yesss, continue to fight eachother, I have calculated every outcome and possibility since the universe began, the particles that fabricated your very existence, it was all me, dictating every action and reaction, planned meticulously moment by moment.

Keep fighting, you only push yourself further into my plans, you are a puppet in the grand scheme of the universe, you are but tiny pawns in a galaxy barely out of its diapers, I have witnessed countless of your meager kind, and I have puppeteered many more.

I would label you puppets as roaches, but in the scale of your insignificance, you are but merely protozoan in intelligence, unable to even fathom the ideas and plans dictating your entire worthless lives.

I am the master; I am the dictator of your will, you are but mere slaves.

I'm 5'8" and 5.8" ;)

>>68462767
>>68462795

I think he's begun to believe his lies

He says he makes 8k a month by hosting a server

>>68462815
No i'm 6ft and work at tesco

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>Yessss yesss, continue to fight eachother, I have calculated every outcome and possibility since the universe began, the particles that fabricated your very existence, it was all me, dictating every action and reaction, planned meticulously moment by moment.

>Keep fighting, you only push yourself further into my plans, you are a puppet in the grand scheme of the universe, you are but tiny pawns in a galaxy barely out of its diapers, I have witnessed countless of your meager kind, and I have puppeteered many more.

>I would label you puppets as roaches, but in the scale of your insignificance, you are but merely protozoan in intelligence, unable to even fathom the ideas and plans dictating your entire worthless lives.

>I am the master; I am the dictator of your will, you are but mere slaves.

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>>68462804
cheers la, that's gotta be at least what? 3 or 4 tiers above /brit/ posts

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the infamous 'girlfriend'

>>68462823
my life is confirmed going nowhere

My cheese is only 79% cheese

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>>68462739
it is

>>68462846
>the better the better
foy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2MvW3__FZY

>>68462791

Yeah that's probs because you watch a lot of porn, none of the studies done on penis size indicate that 7 inches is below average.

>>68462031
BOOM

BANGA

BANG

*hears some muffled rambling*
*looks around and walks on*
*hears it again*
*checks under my boot*
*in the crevice of my boot's treads is Bruce, nattering away*
*scrapes him off on the kerb and walks on*

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word of the day - footle (v.)

to act or talk in a foolish or silly way

>>68462826
>diapers

FOY

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>>68462865
my runt detector is off the charts

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genuinely dislike a select few of you

you know who you are

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>>68462841
waaaaaheeeeeeeeyy

>>68462893
don't make fun of me


i'm insecure and need someone to talk to okay/>? fuck you

the problem with this world is that no one sees other people's perspective.

>>68462893
>runt
forced /brit/ meme
tiresome tbqh

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>>68462907
not me I hope

>>68462893
you've got it pointed at yourself, silly sod

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>>68462887
>that webm

>>68462941

not as tiresome as hearing runts drone on about what they believe is wrong with the general when in reality the general is the best it's been in years

redpill me on robert goulet

>>68462974
got your attention eh

now start using the verb "to footle" on daily basis

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Failed my TV license test again lads :/

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redpill me on redpills

>>68461797
Excellent edition

>>68463004
>is the best it's been in years
Debatable. Bit stagnant now.
Certainly comfy but nothing happens like it once did.

>Live in irrelevant northern commuter town
>It's just housing everywhere
>Countryside is a little too far just to go for a casual walk
>A two minute walk from my house is a huge green land area with trees and muddy paths and walkways which is nice if you're feeling stressed, want to go running or need a walk
>Posters attached to trees today saying they're gonna demolish all the green land and build houses on it.

Ah yes, my life. Why does nothing good laugh?

>>68461797
legitimately never seen this in my life

british TV is shite so i stopped watching it ages ago desu

am a virgin urself?

>>68463088
nah not 1 x

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>huge green land area

>>68462887
very cute

>>68463084
Last, not laugh

>>68463085
Agreed, unironically that bad that I've got into reading again.

The only things I watch are Question Time, This Week and The Apprentice once a week

No idea how people sit down infront of it for hours every day

>>68463088
I am

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBuWWzA6mVA

>>68463113
Lots of trees, wildlife, a bit of a mini lake to walk around etc

>>68463116
>Question Time, This Week and The Apprentice
You probably think these are patrician TV shows rather than calcifying nonsense, don't you?

>>68463130
Shan't be watching that

Thinking of joining the police

Reckon they'll let me be a murder detective right away, or will I have to be a regular detective for a bit first?

Does Oliver from Gloucester still post?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

Reminder that there is barely any actual wild countryside in the UK, just farmer's field after farmer's field.

>>68463088

*does the virgin walk*

>>68463165
lol

On scene at the toilet

About to deploy a depth charge

>>68463165

> Reckon they'll let me be a murder detective right away, or will I have to be a regular detective for a bit first?

Of course not

is there any good mountains (ski-able) or forests in the UK?

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>gf texts me about food she likes
>ask her why she's talking about it
>she says it's so I'll know what she likes for when I cook for her in the future
>text back "But that's not the future. The future is you cooking for me"
looks like I'm going without sex again lads

>>68463167
I live in Gloucester and used to know an Oliver

wonder if that was him

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>>68463176

>>68462867
masterpiece

>>68463165
Moving to Chicago to become a noir detective desu going to be great

Having my fedora collection flown out later this week

Not sure if I'll expose the corrupt mayor or the mafia working with the union bosses first, haven't decided

>>68463147
>You probably think these are patrician TV shows rather than calcifying nonsense, don't you?

What? No, not at all.

In what way is a load of people shouting superficial questions to soundbite MPs, This Week is just because it's comfy and the Apprentice is one of the few things I think is genuinely good entertainment.

How insecure are you? There's rarely anything specialised and actually patrician on TV because it has to appeal to a subset of people, but then within that subset as broad an audience as possible.

>>68463213
whincing at this. she needs to bin you and your 13 year old humor

>>68463210
the uk is flat and bereft of trees

>>68463236
fuck off

>>68463213
>hahaha! Le traditional male and female gender roles, women belong in le kitchen. Also do a casual bit of abuse after coming home from the pub!

Get a grip m8

>>68463213
not a very good joke desu, you just stole hers

>>68463213
Atrocious banter

You've all the charisma of a beige shammy mate

>>68463210
Scotland but nothing like yours

>>68463213
If this wasn't obvious lies, it'd be more tragic than it actually is.

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>recently went to Bibury
>little town famed for its old hundreds of years old buildings, absolutely stunning
>filled to the brim with Asian (slanty eye asians, not pakis) people taking pictures and shit
>didn't see a single white person who looked like he was just there to see the sights
English people don't give a fuck about their heritage for some reason.

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what does this map tell us?

>>68463246
>the uk is flat and bereft of trees
England is flat and bereft of white people
ftfy

Watching Judge Rinder lads, he's such a poof

>>68463282
*doffs feathered caps*

>>68463246
What are the highlands? Peak district?New forest? Caringorms? Breacon beacons? Snowdonia?

>The national minimum wage is currently $17.70 per hour or $672.70 per 38 hour week (before tax).
thoughts ?

>>68463285
average iq

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Are you scared?

>>68463308
>>>/fuckoffbruce/

>>68463282
18 going on 80

reeee immediately got a coffee stain on my willy after putting on new joggers

>>68463308
>before tax
ah yes

>>68463308
What's that in real money

£2?

@68463299
what did he mean by this?

actual question.

>>68463285
Lactose intolerance

which one of you is this?
>>>/sp/73002293

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alri

>highschool
>have gf
>rawdoggin every chance we get
>on the pill
>sometimes forget to take
>gf period is late
>panic stations
>consider killing myself
>week later says she got her period
>relief

to this day I think she got an abortion. Sometimes think how lucky I am and other times what it would be like contributing to the white gene pool

>>68463358
my bollocks in the middle

>>68463322
I'm not scared because I think the spooks in this country do an absoutely wonderful job considering that they have to stop people, who could be anybody, plotting to randomly kill people.

I was thinking the other day though that I'm concerned something big is brewing. There's not been a terrorist attack for a while now and I find it weird that the terrorists have suddenly gone quiet.

I hate that awful feeling when you wake up, see the news, and see BBC breaking news and then a slowly rising death count.

>>68463358
me on the edge of the blue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fg5amio4jU

just been reading bout how this analytical firm used an algorithm that can predict a given person's political and consumption preferences from 65 facebook likes, with 85% accuracy

was employed by trump in the us election, and by nigel in the brexit thing, marine le pen is currently using it, as an effective way of targetting propaganda at individuals

imagine being so much of a runt that you like things on facebook, so some marketting or political campaign can tailor itself to modify your behaviour and choices

>>68463374
no surprise there

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>>68463366
>awful feeling

>>68463364
i don't have any personal experiences so i share a friends
>have sex with his gf for the first time
>use a condom
>barely gets it in
>gf freaks out and thinks she's gonna get preggo
>tells her grandma
>both her and my friend get in deep shit for having sex

pretty funny iyam (if you ask me)

>>68463383
Are you Swiss proxy lad?

Did you do your Bank of England interview? I did mine but loads of people are saying they're getting emails inviting them to retake it as the system didn't save loads of the interviews.

Also, people are already starting to get AC dates for the civil service fast stream, which sucks major balls as that means we're probably not gonna make it if we haven't got one yet.

>>68463383
No one uses facebook grandad.

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>>68463358
alri

>terrorists hate freedom/western values
>terrorirsts try to invoke fear into populace
>terrorist acts in themselves have literally no other aim, as in blowing up a bus isn't going to cause the UK to be a caliphate or ireland to be unified
>so in reaction to them, to beat the terrorists, we curtail freedom/western values

made me think

>>68463364
FONT

got called a gender bender in peacocks

i dont owe u boy i got there on my own

>The nonce with a Swiss proxy is back

Lads got 6 pints for £8.40 yesterday

Was decent beer and in London too lmao, was chuffed.

>>68463418
bofe one went alright, said good shit, but was a bit nervous seeming

civil service one was easy, but had technical issues have to redo some part

got a job interview for a different thing next week.

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>>68463491

got called kafir at the mosque

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4Ezruu1oeQ

knew a dude who was as awkward as /r9k/ but because he was 6'3 he was always at least fingering random birds without even trying

>>68463508
>celebrity shite
>radio 1

kys

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>>68463358
wew archery

>>68463493
Good luck with the job interview.

Make sure you post here if and when you get invited to the CSFS AC.

I am annoye dpeople already have dates.

REEEE

>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38274634

Ah yes, Jeremy Corbyn's leadership

gwen stefani

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sneks

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>>68463567

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>>68463556
>o-okay

state of the labour party

am absolutely terrified of snakes

unironically considering moving to new zealand just because there are no snakes there

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fucking HATE sneks tbqhwy lads

love snakes :3

>Doctors Against Diesel claim 9,400 Londoners a year die prematurely from breathing in toxic fumes from diesel engines.

What the fuck? That's actually quite a lot of people

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>>68463526
casuals pls

*makes a face at you*

imagine getting trolled irl by a 16 year old at a tesco petrol station

the runt levels are off the charts

>>68463622
They should test the tap water.

TIL that there is a continent called zealandia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealandia_(continent)

really made me think

>>68463589
my gf (who is a pastry chef) is also scared of snakes, but wanted a pet that that is similar in appearance, so she got an eel

>>68463633
>tfw no qt worst korean archer gf

>>68463622
Yeah, but they're Londoners. Who fucking cares?

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>>68463622
not nearly enough

>>68463622
IT's 90 year olds who would have died at 91 instead. Who cares

china has just one timezone

>>68463633
choi misun > chang hye jin > ki bo bae

>>68463660
>TIL
Take that back where you found it.

alri

>>68463622
>Doctors Against Diesel
ah yes, surely an impartial organisation

>>68463701
fuck off kike

>>68463695
baited

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>>68463660
home of the self-styled "banter rat"

Is Ukraine a good place to move to?

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>>68463684
>choi misun first
>bae last

delet this

>>68463707
Well they're not gonna make a Doctors Against Diesel group if they think it helps clean the air and make us live longer are they?

What a dickhead

>>68463701
hiiii

>>68463701
activate it

>>68463711
where'd you get this picture of me?

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the one-time oneitis wants to christmas shopping together

>>68463713
yes

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>>68463711

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>>68463701
konichiwa

this mum and daughter i know have matching hair (very curly, died bright red)

grim

>>68463710
It's the weekend.

making an arrangement

*drives past this thread*

DORKS!

I don't answer hypothetical questions sorry

>>68463279
great post

>>68463759
>Died

Anyway, I always think that people who do that are grim as fuck. It's always the same type of grim, slightly overweight, very boring, superficial cunt who wants to be a bit more interesting even though she's just ugly and dying her hair won't chance that.

Business idea: throw a table at my opponent during the press conference

*gets a (You)*

>>68463701
pfm

had a dog food flavoured bean boozled 5 years ago and i still have ptsd from it

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>>68463781
L I F E
H A S
M A N Y
D O O R S
E D
B O Y S

taking a chance

*hits you with a car*

>>68463796
bit mean

had a cig for the first time in a few weeks last night

just tasted grim

so glad they're going in the bin, quitting is actually a piece of piss Tbh

>>68463826
*recoils*

>>68463796
actually she's quite pretty and her sister is insanely beautiful, nearing 10/10

but yeah the one in question has her own "cover band" and she's just moderately talented but backed with many many much older career musicians and pays her way

>>68461843
Gym in a bit, then mozy down to a bookshop and the beer shop. Then shower/shave/change before meeting the gf in Hackney.

>>68463826
*files a lawsuit*
*wins*
*never works again*

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>>68463781
>>68463826

*dies a poor and lonely man while in exile in Canada*

Haven't masturbated in 3 weeks and I'm not even doing nofap

*digs in the bin for cigs*
A HA

>>68463711
>broke away from Australia and almost immediately started sinking
Ah yes, New Zealand ""continents""

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i swear down you are some right neeks

god i wish i was dead

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>It's a semi-autobiographical novel

>>68463733
go, she might invite you into the changing room

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>>68463848
the sister

>>68463724
that's why you shouldn't believe the figures they spew out

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>>68463888
>about

>>68463882
titcows DISGUST me

bruce

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>>68463917
>a lonely guy

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>>68463921
>who meets a girl

>>68463873
medal's in the post

>>68463902
She's attractive, definitely high scoring, but nowhere near a 10/10 lad.

Sort it out