/brit/

>>68360847
What's the silliest thing any of you lads have been banned for? I once caught a 3 day ban 7 hours after making a single post in a thread for "flooding/spamming". Weird stuff.

thinking about becoming a men's rights activists just so girls will notice me.

sigh...

haha yeah

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need a lovely gf

>>68361056
good luck in your GCSEs paul

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>>68361042
Worth reposting

>>68361078
I got fishbinned on /pol/

revs mentioned

>>68361080
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You're_Gonna_Get_Your_Fucking_Head_Kicked_In

>>68361078
Replied "lel" in a matchthread on /sp/ to two posts with the exact same picture right next to each other

It made it into one of those four panel comics of the guy in bed deaming

is shadowbanning a thing?

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((( )))

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>he's here

>>68361078
what was the post

plan to be up bright and early for 12:01 AM tomorrow lads

I'm adjusting my sleep schedule to match GMT so I can post more during peak /brit/ hours

love the revs in my town, wish it wasn't really fucking expensive though

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>>68361118
>south africa

>>68361078
i posted a picture of my erect cock on /brit/ and got a fucking 3 day ban. can you believe that?

>>68361118
>Data Breaches

Soon to be the UK aswell

>>68361163
glhf

>>68361156
Can't much remember lad. I think it was just a reaction image.

>>68361148
yes but it's very rarely used since it's a shitty thing to do

this is why I liked Facepunch, they were very open about bans

https://twitter.com/Ristolable

All this guy fucking does is just moan about his dead dad and it pisses me off.

Followed him back in the days of "le funny weird twitter" but now it's just Trump posting and "I bought a cat and named it dad"

>>68361149

looks a bit like the spinning matrix of infinite consciousness i saw in a state of LSD euphoria

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Reposting for the paranoid anon

>>68360916
An eye exam should, did you have the symptoms when you visited?

I am just talking from experience because I have myopic astigmatism and the symptoms sounds similar

>break glasses by accident
>get contacts for simple myopia (astigmatism conta
cnts need pre order)
>see double- especially noticable on numbers/letters (I have a lot of astigmatism)
>eventually get astigmatic contacts
>you can order them on 0.5 margin so one eye happens to sit 0.25 degrees off
>still see a bit of "light fog" around lights in the dark with this eye

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Is this conjunctivitis?

Started out as slightly red maybe a week and half ago and now its like this. Last night they were SO fucking red. Literally bright red, but today they aren't so bad.

Maybe just dry?

>>68361078
Some one asked how old /brit/ is
I said I was an age that didn't meet the rules

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Did you see this image I posted in the last thread?

>>68361149

GOOD MORNING

>>68361215
Never did phase 2

>>68361118

>Georgia - homophobes

makes me think

mad how ukip used your tax money for years to jetset around europe, accomplished fuck all in the EP, and then acted like they were the ones standing up for britain
haha really mad that

>>68361248
are they stuck together when you wake up?

just google your fucking symptoms

>>68361266
Maisie

>>68361118
>>68361227
my dad's dead and you don't see me crying

absolute sad cunt

>>68361271
I did desu

>>68361266

lel is hurlford a real place?

what a dumb name

>>68361248
It's called stop crying and being a weeping vagina.

>>68361118
>Germany
>Best Passport

What?

>>68361292
No they aren't. There is no gunk at all which makes me think its not conjunctivitis.

>>68361329
it isn't that then

there's a whole nhs page dedicated to eyelid problems

>>68361326
least visa requirements
we'd be top too, except for the fucking iranians

>>68361301
Reminder that the Founding Fathers were literally all British and considered themselves so

>>68361246
thanks for the reply mr popadoupoloupoloupolos. i might go to my doctor and tell him about my symptoms and hope he doesn't think i'm insane. i'd rather need glasses than have a brain tumour ;_;

>>68361248
very piercing eyes

>approaching 4 full threads (1300+ posts) in 2 hours
Remind me again why /brit/ doesn't just get its own board?

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Post rare Kevs

>>68361329
sorry mate i'm a medical professional and you've got eye cancer

>>68361278
No sweety, UKIP dindu nuffin except help britain they good boys

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pull up and SKRRRRRRRT with the team
i roll up and smoke on the green
she said don't smoke on the weed
i was like WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!

>>68361248
PASTY
BRITISH
POOFS

>>68361412
fucking rubber lipped wog

>>68361436
quite racist

>>68361436
rorke's blown his top!

Bought the PS4 remake of Destroy All Humans lads

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need the red pill on kent m8s

>>68361078
posted a picture of a man with a cannabis plant with a caption that implied it was mine
30 day ban for posting illegal content ffs

I never flush the uni toilets lads

>>68361484
garden of england

>>68361470
You should join the PS4 group

>>68361078
Got banned 3 days for fedoraposting.

I'm so glad our lovely mods are such beacons of consistency!

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>blacks still dumber than whites even in the uk

really made me think

thinking about becoming a full time philosopher NEET

>>68361470
did this for ape escape 2 and gta3/vc/sa

>>68361505
Yeah I just love Gillingham and Margate mate, gorgeous

>>68361484
post twats nice scenery

Essex's rich cousin

>>68361484
too close to the c*nt*n*nt

>>68361248
are they crusty

>>68361484
Charles Darwin's house is there

>>68361484
derbs mentioned

>apply for "entry level" kitchen porter job
>get denied because I don't have at least 1 year of experience

oh fuck off

>>68361484
delete this picture

>>68361521

is that a jewish burial with a crucifix?

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>>68361484
pretty comfy, i live here, still very white in most places.

>>68361484
Look at that BIG ALPHA Yorkshire

>>68361521
Tim Farron on the right

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>have tons of cologne
>get the odd compliment/people asking what it is
>buy some of this
>smells amazing
>people constantly asking me what it is and girls telling me I smell nice

>>68361583
that looks very nice

>>68361611
>lynx
Not trusting this lad am i right boys

>>68361522
but muh poverty

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>>68361546
No, just red and sore.

This is how they should look.

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She wants a lad from Brum

business idea: introduce Presidential elections to the European Union and elect Nigel Farage

>>68361663
Could deck Farage easily

eating sperm

>>68361643
That's what I thought. I never wear Lynx but I was getting changed at work the other week and one of the lads was using it and literally all the people in the changing rooms said it smells good.

>>68361653
grim

>>68361611
Never tried this posh new Lynx but it sounds nice 2bh

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>greater london took based orpington from kent

baka

>>68361583
Canterbury is comfy as fuck tbqh

Epic REfeREnDUM
[GONE WRONG

https://youtu.be/kC_OjPWQh1Q]

>>68361685
most lynx does smell pretty good desu

deez nutz

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>>68361706
live about 15 minutes walk from the cathedral desu

>>68361708
spaghetti nigger got out of the rubber room again guys give us a hand

>>68361702
The London octopus must be stopped

>>68361650
stop putting eye drops in them, it is probably making it worse

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>why yes, i do INDEED hail from the great county of kent, m'lady

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street my family lives on

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not all modern architecture is bad
they get it right sometimes

>>68361611
Is this shit 13 year olds wear?

>>68361708
howling how the kangaroo was neck locking the dog
thats something only the best arabs from Sarcelles master

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>>68361042
Post the kind of a car a drug dealer would drive

Would thoroughly like to kiss a girl softly on the lips.

what the fuck did the Italians even vote against anyway

>>68361777
nypa

>>68361583
>This place
>No balcony
WHY

>broke up with GF other day
>already seen her in town with another lad
>told roommate about it
>not sure why because I hate the cunt
>keeps playing ''Mr brightside'' on full blast

Literally gonna body this cunt. I swear to god I am so, so close.

>>68361772
who is this

>>68361650
>Blue eyes
lmao unlucky. Brown eyes on very pale skin is the most British combo

>>68361777
grim

>>68361817
a sissy

>>68361833
rasheed

It started out with a kiss lads

How did it end up like this?

>>68361772
Looks like my baby brother. Who is this?

> tfw need a wank but mates have asked me to go on the xbox

>>68361816
Mr Brightside's a good song. Not sure why you're angry. You've just seen definitive proof that you made the right call in dumping her.

>>68361777
looks fucking shit

>>68361811
Bay windows are good enough for the brits

uni has a ticket selling closed facebook group for jewish students only

what are they doing in there? ripping each other off?

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>>68361864
>falling for the friction jew

>>68361859
It is though. Scandi rape babies btfo

>>68361896
>>68361899
Rorke

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>>68361793

i can strongly related to this post

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>>68361780

>>68361840
post video

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haha post them up lads
https://bdsmtest.org/

>>68361849
post video

fucks sake i replied to myself haha

Why would anyone want brown eyes? They make you look common and generic

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>brown eyes

>>68361880
I agree its a good song but I still have feelings for her, even if she is with someone else. I wouldn't have her back but its gonna take some time before I forget about her.

He's doing it to be a cunt.

Now he's playing 'bad news' by Kanye.

Having a drink and honestly can see us scrapping before tomorrow.

>>68361780
throw up in my mouth a little bit every time i see this when going through new street

>>68361930
this is quite cool

>>68361952
they are more manly and not sissy gay baby blue eyes

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>>68361930
>brummie architecture

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>>68361863
>>68361817

>grey eyed master race
good feel

>>68361958
Stick some earphones in or just deck him. I'd probably just deck him tbqh.

>>68361042
Why a golden door?

>>68361983
now this is VERY nice

>>68361978
GRRR MANLY GRRRR

calm down you big donkey

>>68361983
What were they thinking

>tfw fell in love with a non-white

>>68361078
Posting a slag

>>68361983
>>68362030
looks a bit mosque inspired

>>68361983
this is tops

>>68361978
So why do all of the most manly men in existence have blue eyes? Name a manlier man than Clint Eastwood that has brown eyes.

>>68361986
wish we could turn back time

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>>68361816

>>68362000
V good desu

>>68362037
Off yourself

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN9AJj9rtlk

>>68361078
same, spamming/flooding for hatposting someone a few days ago

janny FREAKED

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>>68362024
>>68362030
>>68362054
>>68362057
the roof garden is nice, smoked a spliffy up here before

>>68361978
what you doing staring at gay lads' eyes?

hmmm

>>68362061
Black blokes are pretty hard and they all have brown eyes

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>>68362070
i like this

Just getting the daily dose of Lauren Southern and Styxhexenhammer666

>>68362105
got an uber in birmingham once

driver was chonged out of his mind but a pretty safe lad

These pussi white boys with blue eyes and under 6'2 lol

>americans don't have cordial/squash

how do they live?

>at gym doing arms earlier
>doing some curls to finish off
>grip on my left arm literally gave in
>had the strength in my arm to get a few more out
>had to stop or I'd end up dropping the dumbbell

Never happened before.

>>68362112
When I'm bumming them and making them my bitch and they turn around and look into my piercing manly blue eyes

>>68362140
sambo

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Will it snow this year lads?

I want to be comfy

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>>68362027
brown eyes master race

bow down

>>68362061
>So why do all of the most manly men in existence have blue eyes

Ghengis Khan
William The Conqueror
Alexander The Great
Julius Caesar
Joseph Stalin
Bashar

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>>68362114

>>68362127
Time to get off that babby shit and step up to the daily shoah

>>68362127
alri sargon

>>68362155
>not exclusively drinking coffee/water
(alcohol excluded)

>>68362155
Kool Aid

>>68362192
>half his list aren't even white
top lel

>>68362159
Hm pretty interesting

*virgin walks away*

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Might have a wank out of boredom

Are brothels legal in Britain?

I'll come and visit you lads soon and I really don't want to go a full week without a good shag.

a g stay loced up always packin the fuckin heat

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>>68362177
sambo

ladslads
im trying to remember a phrase, it's something to do with the fact that if you work hard in preparation you wont have to work hard later on. What is the phrase?

>>68361986
but who is it

where are those pictures from

Which is better: Canada or Australia?

What's your favourite opera lads?

>>68362243
and yet they are still more manly than you or anyone you know will ever be

western civlisation is the dark night of the planetary soul

>>68362288
Aus

>>68362270
if you work hard in preparation you wont have to work hard later on

>>68362188
>blue eyes and no ass
Feel sorry for white guys who have to settle for these types of girls lol

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Doing a /brit/ in bed

>>68362306
t. not white

>>68362302
Opera is ENC the genre 2bh

>>68362178
Fuck that. I like snow but I hate winter.

I want summer back. I want to be able to walk around in my shorts, t-shirt and shades. I want to look at all the fanny in their skimpy clothing, I want to be able to go out and play sports or just get out of the house without freezing my bollocks off. I want to have a nice tan. I want the long summer night BBQ's.

FUCK WINTER. I HATE IT. I HATE IT. I FUCKING HATE IT.

>>68362270
Emperor's New Clothes

>>68362256
not technically

you can have "massage parlours" which are legally massage parlours but everyone knows they're a brothel

solicitation is illegal, but prostitution itself is not

>>68362256
one near me is a massage parlour with extras available and a bunch of legal caveats around it

they'll imply it on the phone but never admit it

>>68362178
it was meant to be proper cold this winter

so far we got a little dusting of snow in winter and lots of fog
now don't get me wrong i like fog, but i want snow

>>68362302
Gotterdammerung

>>68362332
t. blue eyed sissy

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>>68362159
>Arms day

>>68362256
brothels aren't legal but independent prostitutes are and easy to find with reviews on adultwork
maybe have a gander on the UKpunting wiki first

>>68362325
>yank beer

>>68362288
Can

>>68362302
hmmmm
L'Orfeo or the passion of st matthew by Bach

>>68362288
Au

>>68362288
a

>>68362378
Its Scottish lad

>>68362367
Blue-eyed masterrace Achmed.

>>68362325
>meme beer
lmao

People who mock PUAs are just jealous. These guys are EXPERTS at anthropology, at body language, at social dynamics, you wish you could be this confident. You mock people who pay for the services of PUAs let at least they are making attempts to attain what they want in life and not just sitting on 4chan wanking and crying oh woe is me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEltf4UuFss

>>68362325
You not heard about Clover?

>>68362325
how are tablets for browsing 4chan?

considering just getting a cheapo phone next and then using my laptop/tablet for internet browsing in bed

now don't get me wrong lads

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>>68361958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaa0GvwRm7g
Obligatory Greek break up song

Keep in mind that "bird" is also a slang for "dick"

>FREE BIRD

>I dont want permanent hugs
>I dont want permanent kisses
>I dont want checking on where I am going and what I am doing
>What time did I got home yesterday
>With whom were I the day before
>That kind of slavery I cant live with

>I will live like a free bird
>And not like a sucker in the cage
>Singing for only one female
>I will build 20 nests
>And when I fancy to cuddle
>I will fly from birdie to birdie

>Our life needs changes
>And let them get angry over it
>I dont give a dime about what any of them are going to say about me
>The bird to live needs to feed from different foods

>>68362379
Prefer Hendo at the minute honestly.

>>68362288
Aussies fuck with the north american pussi boys so them

asking for a friend
how long does it take to die from hanging

>>68362414
Step 1: Be attractive

>>68362319
FOY

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>>68362409
sissy feminine looking infidel.............

>>68362461
If you do it right you should snap your neck on the way down

t. Dad killed himself and we found his research on his computer

Don't ruin your families lives you fuck, someone will have to find the body and nobody should EVER go through that.

>>68362350
>>68362364
Are those parlors shady places? Because it sounds shady as fuck.
>>68362375
Ah I see. But you have escorts and stuff right?

>>68362302
Anything by puccini

Just applied for a job
Was fucking stressful

>be me
>get banned for runescape for two weeks because botting
>unbanned
>straight back to botting

lol

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Are Luce on BBC1 in a sec what a treat

I disagree with the Guardian's stance on things, but they're still a respectable news outlet. They keep their raving left wing SJW bias in the opinion pieces section, and mostly out of the real news.

The Independent, on the other hand, drips with lefty bias in all of its headlines. I remember a time the Indy wasn't a leftist rag. Good times.

>>68362524
yeah looks really scummy and the girls on their website are uggo

>>68362506
Was that supposed to be your example of a "manly brown eyed man?"

Top kek.

>>68362389
wow! you're SO cultured and sophisticated! : )

>>68362524
the parlours are shady but the independant escorts aren't
go on adultwork.com and find one with good reviews

>>68362513
hahahah your dad killed himself
funny as fuck m8

would fight any one of you cunts

>>68362461
go see a therapist mate, hanging's a horrible way to die. No need to put yourself through it

>>68362581
yeah lad haha :)
did u listen to the new sicko mobb mixtape

>>68362436
Prefer just using chrome desu

>>68362440
Very comfy, used to always use my laptop but switched a while ago

>>68362410
>Everything thats popular is a meme

>>68362596
Australia has the highest suicide rate in the western world

>>68362581
the French as a whole have a bad habit of pseudo profundity and pretension

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>>68362569
no it was terroristposting

INFIDEL CRUSADER

>>68362302
opera is literally fucking terrible

>>68362599
heyy x

>>68362599
Lad, I'm the fighting room champ. I'm 27-0 and nobody at work will even fight me anymore because they know what they will get. Can't count the amount of times someone has had to clock out and book some holidays because I fucked them up so bad.

>>68362414
A lot of editing at the end, i'm suspicious

>>68362646
fight me

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>>68362563
>>68362585
Thanks lads.

Have a kstew on me.

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>blue eyes aren't british

best brit slags have blue eyes

don't listen to that dumbass paki

>>68362551
qt

>>68362639
why is that?
I thought australia was supposed to be paradise

>>68362673
those are grey la

>>68362366
Always though Gotterdammerung was a bit of a let down desu. Still very good though, and I'm watching Parsifal at the moment.
>>68362389
Good choices (although >implying the passions are operas :^) )

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>hahahah your dad killed himself
>funny as fuck m8

>>68362665
ok then

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likely true

alri liddos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhyVTga461s

literally perfect

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gf sent me this

>fuck escorts now and again
>have decent sized dick
>only ever pay for 30 min
>always have shitty sex because we don't do any foreplay
>they don't get wet enough
>always say its hurting them
>have to go slow as fuck

You'd think a woman that has sex for a living would be able to take a dick.

Best sex I had with an escort was with a Romanian girl in a hotel room. Really beautiful and she was really turned on. She was really wet and into it, bless her.

>>68362701
hello

>>68361078

Some bellend on my IP got banned for posting ponies outside of /mlp/. The date also said it expires in 2013 so I don't know what the fuck was going on there since this happened a couple of months ago.

Started watching Zoella blogs unironically lads

NEED a gf my life is getting too tragic

MAN DON'T TALK MAN RAA

RUN IN THE TRAP LIKE BAA

SHOW MAN THE MONEY AND FOOD OFF THE NYAA

>>68361042
Is that pronounced lowbro

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>>68362676
init

>>68362640
ah yes operas are pretentious

>>68362634
>Casually drinking alcohol when you're not on a mad one
wow

violence unironically solves everything

>>68362731
it doesn't get unbanned until you visit that page again

t. pro

>>68362747
yeh

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>violence unironically solves everything

>>68362688
No idea maybe long term sun exposure sends anglos a bit funny in the head

Had bags under my eyes since about year 8 haha

>>68362747
luff-bruh

>>68362747

it's "luggbruff"

Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived.

>>68362710
Top quality girl with nice eyes

>>68362747
luf-buh-ra

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dont even have to quote it hehehehe

>>68362747
"luffburah"

>>68362747
lofbruh

>>68362710
Excuse me thats my gf

>>68362747
lie-chester

>>68362747
almost, low-buh-row

great responses lads

>>68362710
she didnt though did she
that's charli xcx
charli xcx isnt your girlfriend

business idea: obliterate everyone with brown eyes

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>>68362780
that makes sense actually

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how do you lads like my gf?

>>68362673
>British
that a scandi bitch

>>68362831
>>68362865
prove it

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>>68362809

>tfw learnt this but never the chronological order of the wives

>>68362780
>>68362688
criminal genetics

>>68362710
my gf looks like this except she's paler, has small tits, slightly buck teeth, and a big long nose

so essentially she has her eyes and hair

does violence ever solve anything?

yes everything

>>68362747
luffborough

>>68361118
>Cuba best doctors
>Colombia best happiness
>Spain best LGBT tolerance
>Zimbabwe best languages
>Uganda best entrepreneurs
Wew totally legit data

gf wants to sext but I'm not feeling up to it lads.
bit ill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuwtmlGFdic

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>haven't slept all day
>it's 7 am
>look up
>curtains have light coming through

>>68362897
I hope so

>>68362897
CHILD PORN DO NOT CLICK

>>68362897
for fucks sake

>>68362876
Actually does haha.

>>68362900
Catherine, Anne, Jane, Anne, Catherine, Catherine.

>>68362976
What?

>>68362710
Bet she goes like a train

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the humble abode

>>68362897
not clicking this,is it legit CP?

>>68362897
fuck sakes lad

mummy may's going to get me now

>>68362900
Anne, Jane, Anne, Catherine, Anne, Anne

>>68363007
don't look at that filth

>>68361078
I got banned by fakemoot the day when that guy hacked his account to unmask that French attentionwhoe

>>68363047
no la

>>68363038
>girly girl

but maths taught me that this would cancel out

so she's not actually a girl

hmm interesting

>>68361078
Got a month ban for ban evading when I was not ban evading.

>>68363091
but she's typical

>>68363038
>That bio
damaged goods

>>68362897
hmmmmmmm won't risk this one

>>68363070
still don't plan on clicking it just in case

>>68362900
Anne, Anne, Catherine, Jane, Anne, Anne

never been banned in my life

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>>68363091
can you do the maths on this one lad