/brit/

this is it lads

First for your da sells Avon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1CGraQpF7A

tony blair was best pm

>Mate uploads a picture with me on Instagram
>Don't like it too soon
>He keeps it up for two minutes
>Deletes it

What the fucks he playing at then?

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Why are my eyes so red this past week? They're sore as fuck.

I thought it was conjunctivitis but there is no gunk.

Been putting eyedrops in but they're not doing anything.

Islam is a religion of peace.

Hello...I am the emperor's new clothes poster ama

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>foreigners like yanks, canadians, aussies snd others who know all about our culture, pop culture, history, politics, use our slang and our gimmicks, basically worship us

very comfy feel being a "cool" country I must say lads

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I like to imagine a pub full of the /brit/ users sometimes, it's raining outside, and someone is playing 'Piano Man' by Billy Joel.

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hmmmmmmmmm

haha donald trump selling off local businesses to japan, top banter

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Unironic purple surge

>>68359188
Your eyes have a new set of clothes mate

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>>68359202

>Excerpt CHAPTER I. THE SPREAD OF THE ENGLISH-SPEAKING PEOPLES. During the past three centuries the spread of the English-speaking peoples over the world's waste spaces has been not only the most striking feature in the world's history, but also the event of all others most far-reaching in its effects and its importance. The tongue which Bacon feared to use in his writings, lest they should remain forever unknown to all but the inhabitants of a relatively unimportant insular kingdom, is now the speech of two continents. The Common Law which Coke jealously upheld in the southern half of a single European island, is now the law of the land throughout the vast regions of Australasia, and of America north of the Rio Grande. The names of the plays that Shakespeare wrote are household words in the mouths of mighty nations, whose wide domains were to him more unreal than the realm of Prester John. Over half the descendants of their fellow countrymen of that day now dwell in lands which, when these three Englishmen were born, held not a single white inhabitant; the race which, when they were in their prime, was hemmed in between the North and the Irish seas, to-day holds sway over worlds, whose endless coasts are washed by the waves of the three great oceans. There have been many other races that at one time or another had their great periods of race expansion—as distinguished from mere conquest,—but there has never been another whose expansion has been either so broad or so rapid

>>68359188
pink eye from being a dirty cunt

>>68359223
I'm a UKIP voter. AMA.

>>68359188
>square pupils
Goats out

>>68359149
>killing a million innocent civilians is good

I remove all of my clothes before pooing

>>68359188
>square pupils

you been using that computah too much son

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>>68359234

*puts on invisible clothes*
What's the matter? Can't see them?

>>68359254
but anon, he didn't do that...

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list me some non-countries lads

>It's an anon has got through the end of his bottle of wine and is at the point where he can either choose to do something vaguely productive or go out and buy some more alcohol to while away the night episode

Wish they introduced a twist from time to time. I know too well how these episodes end

>>68359296
England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, Belgium

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Do these people believe theyre attractive?

>>68359296
Belgium, Canada, Ireland, Scotland, New Zealand, Palestine

>Venezuelan presidential candidates

Jesus lads

>>68359296
England

>>68359330
they objectively are

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what are you getting for christmas lads?

>>68359334
I like this one

>>68359330
I've got a theory that the girl on the left is one of those emperor's new clothes 'attractive' girls that isn't actually attractive but everyone just assumes everyone else thinks she is so plays along with it

>>68359296
belgium
belarus
ukraine
germany
palestine

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>>68359347
pic related

hook me up with some good grime

don't wanna hear any basic classic tunes that everyone's heard like ghetto kyote or functions or pulse x

we've all heard them, we all know them, we all know they're good

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>>68359360
>He hasn't heard about the emperor's new clothes

>>68359378
hopefully world peace

>>68359391
>germany
care to explain?

>>68359199
lmao that pic
do you think we have actual shariah patrols here too

>>68359401
err yeah its that film wots about that llama innit

dead good tha, kids love it

>>68359330
She's not that attractive in person but her tits are nice

Reece looks a bit vacant but he's a top lad

fucking hell trapped in the closet is an experience

there's a fucking twist in every tune this is incredible

>>68359405
Just torrent it la

>>68359330
shes ok nothing special

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>hook me up with some good grime

>>68359427
left girl is not attractive but people say she is due to the emperor's new clothes phenomenon

>>68359378
This picture reminds me of a phrase...something to do with royalty and clothes...DAMN IT

Time for a little Duolingo russian lesson

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Went from being the weird quiet lad at work to being the lad whos ok once he get talking

>>68359427
can't tell if the left is a white bitch caked in makeup or an incredible mixed race goddess

does anyone find this new gimmick funny?

>>68359387
>has giant tits
>has a plain face

that's like a 7 already bud

he really shouldn't have done his eyebrows though

Do normalfags have as much sex as they claim?

>>68359448
i wasn't talking about that unfunny cunt sam hyde

i meant the real thing

>>68359378
Bill Turnbull's Relaxing Classics

>>68359400
Send me those three will u

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>>68359422
not a real country

>>68359446
story about your dad's life?

ive been watching the news lately, and yall fucking up

s/o 2 all my haters

>>68359490
Yes truly there should be a phrase for this...

>>68359502
well considering you've never had sex they have quite a bit more sex than you do

>>68359526
How?

>>68359482
oh yes that lad

we all bully the one in our office behind his back for being an autistic little wasteman

brexit was a mistake that was caused my angry rorkes who don't have the tolerance for others

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>Tfw I'm an emperors new clothes lad

>>68359572
I always wonder what people say about me behind my back.

Countries:example of emperor's new clothes. They don't exist but everyone assumes other people believe they do

>>68359571
leave it mate its from a choon

sometimes when I see qt ginge lasses in real life I almost get the courage to ask for their number

maybe one day

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theyre beautiful

>>68359526
yeah no shit the french media is going to be biased against britain

>>68359586
I'm an angry rorke who voted for Brexit AMA.

>>68359519
no it's an opera by r kelly

here's chapter 1 i highly recommend you give this a watch

there's 33 chapters altogether

each chapter is a song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFosUj6A22c

>>68359603
same with money

https://youtu.be/N6sz-YKs8co

>>68359629
why are you so stupid and poor?

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>>68359590
iktf

Brexit...very much an emperor's new clothes situation. No one believed anyone else would vote for it so everyone did

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>>68359615

love gingers

threadly reminder that rorke was wrong

http://blogs.lse.ac.uk/politicsandpolicy/are-neighbourhoods-with-ethnically-diverse-populations-more-likely-to-suffer-from-low-levels-of-perceived-social-cohesion-a-new-study-suggests-not/

Any Corbyn supporters here?

>>68359616

Natgeo has been utter shite since it got taken over a while back

it's all pop science bs now

>>68359643
surprisingly have better things to do with my time

>>68359659
I'm not stupid but I am poor.

>>68359169
>http://www.theeuropean.de/adorjan-f-kovacs/10622-einwanderung-oder-zuflucht

aaaaah yes, what a completely factual article from a completely factual website.
you're fucking retarded, the article states that 3,5 million people came to germany in 2015 when in actual fact it hasn't been 3.5 million in 2015 and 2016 put together (also, the article is from 2015). another false thing is that it claims there are only 15 million 20-35 year olds in germany, and it also assumes that from 2015, every year will see 3.5 million migrants go to germany (which hasn't happen and would never happen as that's way too many in one year when they already struggled with 900k in a year).

>>68359616

read that as "rasheeding a continent"

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really made me think

At the end of the day, it is what it is.

>>68359668
>London school of economics
Trash it. Anything from London is worthless.

>>68359237
ah yes the sub-saharan country of israel

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>when you realise everything in existence is an emperors new clothes situation.

>>68359672
you're posting on /brit/, you really don't

this shit is a classic give it a watch you won't regret it

>>68359662
thats not analogous to the story

>>68359572

That doesn't sound like bullying it just sounds like your talking shit behind his back.

>>68359621
this so-called rivalry only exists here mate
in the outside world no one has animosity against brits
dont know if brits really hates us though, but some of them still think germany is some mecha evil state or some shit so i wouldnt hope

>>68359678
oh, i'd chance a guess that you're both (stupid people overestimate their intelligence to a surprising degree and if you were clever you'd not be poor)

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>>68359514
england: not a real country

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aye

>>68359629
why are you intolerant of others

at the end of the day we're just one species

>>68359724
hi, scotland here.

I'll swap you edinburgh for durham

>>68359746
Northumberland is a Scots kingdom desu

Give it back

The emperor's new clothes gimmick is an instance of an emperors new clothes situation. No one finds it funny but it gets reposted because they assume others will

>>68359723
Nah, you're just projecting.

>>68359749
Because others annoy me and I want them to go away.

>>68359666
me too lad

Still yet to fuck one, but I'm hopeful.

>>68359668
no point, rorkes don't read

>>68359724
literally didn't even last a decade m8

>>68359666
the girl on the left is one of those emperor's new clothes 'attractive' girls that isn't actually attractive but everyone just assumes everyone else thinks she is so plays along with it

>A further 56 Labour MPs abstained, Tory whips say. Added to 23 rebels, that's a big rebellion against Corbyn

the point of the story is that the emperor didn't know he had no clothes on until someone told him

>>68359779
>you're just projecting
umm honey poor people aren't clever, especially brexit voters

>>68359770
why

>>68359746
wtf i love parliamentary democracy now!

keep falling asleep

>>68359616
Anyone else literally not care about this? Not bothered if Germany is filled with them or Germans

>>68359823
MPs held two votes, with the first in favour of adding the Government amendment to the original Labour motion - by 461 votes to 89, majority 372.

This was opposed by 23 Labour MPs and one Conservative - former chancellor Ken Clarke.

The Labour rebels included Ben Bradshaw, David Lammy and former shadow chancellor Chris Leslie.

The amendment was also opposed by five Liberal Democrat MPs, three Plaid Cymru MPs and 51 SNP MPs.

Meanwhile, some 150 Labour MPs backed the government’s amendment.

>>68359816
Plenty of clever people are poor, and plenty of idiots are rich.

bullying leafs on /pol/

Trying to gauge how attractive /brit/ is..

Would you say that you're good looking or ugly?

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Opinions?

>>68359847
good lad

>>68359845
yeah but added to the brexit voting thing it's pretty sure that you're thick

>>68359812
tell me more please

>>68359821
Welcome to Edinborough

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PREGNANT PUSSY IS THE BEST YOU CAN GET
FUCKING A BITCH WHILE HER BABY SUCKIN DICK

>>68359724
england has existed for a very long time

much longer than germany

modern "germany" is a spook

>>68359849
I'd guess I am probably a 2/10.

Is it one person spamming this gimmick?

>>68359842
>Ben Bradshaw
are Exeter lad

bought a flat near a primary school so i can give myself 24/7 fap material lads

>Ayes
>A yes
>Ah yes

>>68359875
Nah.

>>68359894
I just have a telescope so I can watch them from afar.

>>68359894
>not secondary
Nonce

>>68359852
don't rate her

I have a massive brow, a huge mandible and a massive head with big ears, hands and feet

I'm a refined modern Neanderthal, a neoclassical neanderthal if you will

>>68359849
7/10

>>68359849
slightly below average i'd say

im not bent so I dont really know how to gauge mens faces iah

>>68359852
Well it explains why the Queen was black in the future on Dr Who

Seriously though, >implying Prince Philip never enjoyed some jungle fever in his youth. Harry will get over it.

>>68359852
the girl on the left is one of those emperor's new clothes 'attractive' girls that isn't actually attractive but everyone just assumes everyone else thinks she is so plays along with it

>>68359889
wahey bigup devon

>>68359898
>Aye
>Ayes
>A yes
>Ah yes

>>68359849
Probably a 7.5/10 in Britain

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>>68359894

The government literally monitor all our internet activities and you post that

>>68359888
Yes. All me. Every post? Me. Not one other person contributed.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-38239150

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>alright then well I'm asking... please don't make me redundant

>>68359935
Emperor's new clothes situation

what's your favourite aria lads?

>>68359186
Classic normie move
If it doesn't get enough likes fast enough they delete it

Being naughty and doing an Aeropress coffee at THIS time

Looking forward to a mixed race monarch :)

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>emperor's new clothes

Why can't I just die in my sleep.

>>68359186
Sunday evening is the optimal upload time for likes

>MPs vote for hard Brexit
Britain is finished

Watching Trapped in the Closet on that anon's recommendation

it's pretty entertaining

>>68360007
Emperor's New Groove situation

>>68360014
Buy some charcoal anon. Comfiest suicide

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide

>>68359746
Name and shame the 461 idiots who want to ruin this country

>>68360007
same la.

but i have visitors so it's a better excuse

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Wow...check out that girl on the left..

Can we all agree on one thing:

The emperor was a dirty little cumslut looking to get his neghole pozzed

Anyone else wipe their arse until it bleeds every single time?

>>68359111
3 teabags and 1 and a half sugars

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Billionaires OUT

>>68359894
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonce_(slang)

>>68360010
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You're_Gonna_Get_Your_Fucking_Head_Kicked_In

>>68360074
Not intentionally. My arse feels itchy after shitting so wiping is like scratching the itch. Only usually goes away once I draw blood though

>>68360061
the girl on the left is one of those emperor's new clothes 'attractive' girls that isn't actually attractive but everyone just assumes everyone else thinks she is so plays along with it

>eat a tiny bit of chocolate
>instant spot


ahh yess

>>68359849
I'm extraoridinarily ugly

Literally 0/10

So does this vote mean the supreme court case is useless now?

Remember that you are a Welshman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.

>>68360074
Me, it constantly hurts

>>68360043
Thanks for the link lad, will look into it.

What things are popular with normies at the minute? I've been out of the loop with them for years.

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Wow....everyone must find her attractive

>>68359445
do you really know them? i actually do and it was me who first posted chloe's picture and then some autist reverse searched it and began spamming her

>>68360128
Dabbing

>>68360074
I have literally never wiped

>>68360128
westworld

>>68360119
nah

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>>68360061
love me some leggings

like softcore tights that birds just wear on their own

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>>68360092

>Pakistan
>gay porn

>>68360128
Imperial garments

>>68360149
Kids at the primary school I am a volunteer at keep doing this. What is it from?

>>68360162
>Slutgers
ah yes

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Hmmmmmmmm

>>68360133
LOVE bloke jaws on lasses

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>>68359111
Is Twinings considered good English tea or am I being jewed?

>>68360074
>>68360109
>>68360122
you've got OCD lads

a girl bent down at the photocopier in front of me today. proper bending at the waist as well.

>>68360173
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Nigger_Association_of_America

fuck everyone in this thread

>>68360189
Get a nice piping hot cup of Lipton black tea lad

>>68360162
You see, both of these women subscribe to the /brit/'s school of psychology, 'emperors new clothes' theorum

>>68360201
Nothing about dabbing on there.

>>68359400
guessing you only meant instrumentals by the examples you gave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9GIi9hbdQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvtgbrZCNcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iITMJteAxrA

>>68360189
Yeah, it's expensive though

>>68360128
I literally have no idea mate, just look on facebook and see what they're talking about

>>68360184
She's a proper mudshark. Always has been. Even in a film about her being happily married to a white man, she still found time to show off her arse to some black men and flirt with them.

>>68360173
Cam Newton I think

>>68360133
That's like an emperor's no clothes situation where everyone thinks she's attractive because she has big tits and blonde hair and isn't fat

>>68360201
accidentally sent this to the printer .

>>68360154
Why
What was the point of this then

>>68360217
liking this gimmick

>>68360189
Twinings is an emperor's new clothes type of tea, it's not actually nice tea but everyone assumes everyone else thinks it is

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wa la dinner is served

>>68360237
I've stopped using facebook because everyone I have on there is posting about their kids and family and it just makes me depressed.

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>wow this girl is fit m8...
How do you respond?

>>68360184

everything that guy is in is overt leftie propaganda

>>68360236
I get the redpilled pack (no teabags)

>>68360112
fuuuuggg

>>68360272
>Pepsi
Nonce

>>68360272
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poverty

>>68360272
Bone app the teeth

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You see, the imperial garment gimmick is an emperors new clothes situation as no one truly finds it funny but they repost it because others do

Truly amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CoEr9O2OKk

are they mixing well?

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need a slag

>>68360272
Why is there big pepperoni and little pepperoni?

tea is an emporers new clothes drink 2bh
everyone peer pressures you into drinking it because its "the british thing"
coffee is easily better

>>68360272
served have eaten? no no none of this adds up at all.

>fart
>the smell hits my bollocks

>>68360272
crust looks HUGE but not flexible enough

>pack of teabags with no teabags in it

What did he mean by this

>>68360217
Australian summerfags are the worst

>>68360328
That's double pepperoni

>>68360334
Coffee is shit. No idea why people drink it. If I wanted to throw up I would just stick my fingers down my throat.

>>68360285
Same here pretty much, just saying facebook because that's what their lives revolve around so it'd be pretty good insight

>>68360272
Pizza? An emperors new clothes food. Everyone thinks everyone else likes it

>>68360359
g2bed babby

>>68360356
I see

>>68360272
what you have there is an emperor's no clothes situation where your meal is actually not as it appears to be

>>68360382
My bed time is not for another hour and a half. :)

>>68360327
Who the FUCK is this sexy SLUT

>>68360355
hm?

>>68360401
>emperor's no clothes
FOY

haven't had my window open for like 2 months but i just heard something buzzing around in my flat

send help

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post slags lads

>>68360440
1,2

>>68360440
>slags
What is?

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>>68360440
noice

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>emperor's no clothes

Genuine question lads. What happened to Canadian posters? Why did they all suddenly become, bar none, the WORST posters on the entire fucking site?

>>68360494
FOR ALL INTESIVE PURPOSES I COULD CARE LESS WHAT YOU THINK

>>68360440
Indicative of emperor's new clothes, blonde and thin everyone thinks others think they're hot

>>68360092
>WS shown as part of Morocco
biased as fuck

>>68360510
they've always been awful

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The gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmcuoB0pF_0

OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII BIG BOY RIDDIM DPMO

>>68360507
How far we've fallen.

After Her Maj dies should we just get rid of the Monarchy?

>>68360531
Yeah but now they make Aussies look like Japan.

>>68360534
That's my gf

>>68360534
Want to eat her out

Business idea: turn the UK into a republic and have a well-written constitution that protects civil liberties and stuff

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>>68360540

>>68360534
Situation:ENC
Cause:young and physically fit, (but not attractive) leads others to perceive her as more attractive than she really is

>>68360507
the girl on the left is one of those emperor's new clothes 'attractive' girls that isn't actually attractive but everyone just assumes everyone else thinks she is so plays along with it

just hit a fly on my wall with a towel and it's body disappeared

>>68360534
lend us some neck love

>>68360590
>not attractive
Nigga you gay

>>68360571
Like the taste of Chads cock la
>>68360540
Communist

>>68360588
Status:ENC
Cause:royalty inflates her perceived status and looks

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thread is full of benders apparently

>>68360590
I believe is the social stigma and pedastry that surrounds the woman, not her physicality in itself, am I not correct professor?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s43NAhTOOf8

raaaaaah blud dis riddim has been a mad one from day still

>>68360628
Fascist

>>68360586

Absolutely French.

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>keep seeing trails around lights in the dark
>if i look at a clock in the dark and move my eyes the digits literally multiply in space around the actual clock
>google this
>it's called "palinopsia" and is often a sign of a brain tumour or Hallucinogen persisting perception disorder (HPPD)
>only ever used to do ecstasy

So do I have brain cancer or what? Ecstasy isn't a hallucinogen

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>>68360419
some slag that you lads posted here years ago, I dug through the archives looking for that image.

I want to fuck a chola. Do they like posh English boys?

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the aforementioned gf

business idea: Vote Cromwell in as Prime Minister

>>68360628
I am chad la

>>68360639
Status: Imperial garments
cause: this woman's wild stature hypnotises those around her into believing she is actually attractive

>>68360680
No

>>68360652
>Ecstasy isn't a hallucinogen
it can be

>>68360652
>Ecstasy isn't a hallucinogen

Yes it is. MDMA can (and does) cause trails. It's also insanely common in the dark even for normal people. If it isn't happening in the daytime you're fine. If it is go get checked out.

*steps out the shadows*
*farts*
Heh...

>>68360639
Condition:ENC
Cause:by opening her mouth and appearing available to possible mates, she inflates perceived attractiveness

>>68360586
you will have a great time lad

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>>68360662
people post it here all the time you muppet

not a rare slag topkek

>>68360697
Why

need a fat gf

Just want to win the lottery so I can hire a £5,000 a night escort to wear lingerie and latex and spit in my mouth lads

>>68360727
This is one ENC slag

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>>68359704

>>68360744
They like ghetto lads

>>68360652
>>keep seeing trails around lights in the dark
>>if i look at a clock in the dark and move my eyes the digits literally multiply in space around the actual clock


Astigmatism
Its just more noticable under those conditions

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>>68360540
fuck off paki

two tiered health care

>>68360758
>could pay a dominatrix to destroy my bollocks at whim

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>>68360092
>Egypt
>South Africa
>Canada

>>68360682
she's way too attractive to be on jez wtf

willy is engorging

>>68360727
ENC

Anybody else born in Africa? Part of the white Kenyan elite desu

https://4chan.org/bans

nonceaboo has been banned again

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Why does the media keep trying to lump up Brexit with far-right and radical right movements?

Pic related, a study done on the gender gap between voting intentions on recent western elections

Brexit was not inherently right-wing and Remain was not inherently left-wing.

>>68360811
She's a typical case of ENC, blonde etc

>>68360847
The bans page is honestly the best page on 4chan

Never fails to make me titter

>>68360854
>ENC
what is that

>>68360847
For what?

>>68360716
thanks lad. just a bit worried her ngl don't wanna die from brain cancer ;_;

>>68360794
would an optician see this? i had someone look at my eyes and they said i was fine.

>>68360912
ban evasion

>>68360847
Fuck's sake he should just wait out his ban for once

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>Source - Lord Ashcroft Polls

>>68360905
the girl on the left is one of those emperor's new clothes 'attractive' girls that isn't actually attractive but everyone just assumes everyone else thinks she is so plays along with it

will be going to bed at 4pm today

just finished another invigorating session with the so called willy, lads

>>68360921
Banned for what?

>>68360905
it's been mentioned literally 30 times this thread m8 keep up

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heh

>>68360963
more ban evasion

>>68360963
Blogposting

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>>68360847
>The shitting webm
>"Janny come get your dinner!"

Too much

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>>68360963

>>68360995
>Caucasian

Not a fan of this Yank descriptor

>>68360995
Good lass, I'd chuck her a freebie

>>68361042
>>68361042
>>68361042