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work tomorrow edition
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pretty english girl with big eyebrows
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>>68363594
Go ta sleep, ya cheeky bastard.
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FILTH
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q-aFjTnIKc
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Absolute spacker of a thread that last one was yeah
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why is ken clarke so anti brexit?
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Date Night with the so called gf lads

https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1481143184607.webm
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>islamic art
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*judges you silently*
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view from my parents house and the street i live on
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>tfw this time tomorrow there will only be one day of work left for the week
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post frizzy hair white girls
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>>68363664
agreed
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>>68363664
let's not speak of it ever again
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>>68363594
this video, the series and community is the very definition of overthinking as well as pandering to pessimism for profit
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>new girl at work
>she's Polish
>so beautiful
>she starts paying lots of attention to me
>not sure why as I'm beta as fuck
>start spending time together
>develop feelings for each other
>6 months later
>she tells me she has feeling for me
>she is wanting to move back to Poland but would stay here for me if I would have her
>too beta to tell her that I love her
>leave it way, way too long
>she thought I didn't like her back
>heard that from her friend
>she moved back to Poland last week
>told me she likely isn't returning

Probably gonna kill myself now.
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>>68363636
araca
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>>68363671
nary a byte of this virus shall be clicked
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>>68363699
wagecuckdom treating you well?
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gf took me to hospital and stayed with me for 8+ hours and was great fun to be with. turns out i was ok and we went to sleep and then had sex and i came without any effort at all. it was great. i love her.
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>>68363669
faggot
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>>68363734
is this bizarro poleaboo
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>>68363675
ah yes
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Why is /brit/ so full of puritan prudes?
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>>68363669
>pale and brown eyes
proper British that bird
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>>68363785
Bit gay
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>>68363722
Speak of what ever again?
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>>68363726
>>68363657
meant this video
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shit i've forgotten, whats that thing deaf people use to read?
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Just paid my monthly fee for PUA subscription
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remember poleaboo's exercise consisting of running up the road for 100 yards then walking back home knackered? kek
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>>68363861
braille
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Need a cuddle
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>>68363861
Bra-Hahah wheeeeey cheeky hahaha
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>>68363734
>she's Polish
stopped reading there
fuck off we voted leave
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6 months working in customer service will literally destroy your opinion of the british public
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>questionable picture of Aisha STILL in the /r9k/ catalog

sort it janner
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>>68363735
will white devils recover?
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>>68363861

deaf people can't read, idiot
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>>68363807
avert thine eyes thy scoundrel
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excuse me, ladies and gentlemen

im not here to bother neither make you lose any of your precious time

but getting a (you) from /brit/ really means something to me, i have a family to feed

thanks and excuse me again
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>>68363900
1. It's not Aisha
2. How is that questionable? She clearly has sharp adult features. Just a shaved minge.
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>>68363895
Niggers need to be executed.

If we punished all people who do this with death society would be so much better (mainly because it would be entirely white)
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at me nan's funeral lads haha
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>>68363895
where was this? France?
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Want to go to Japan just because I'd look and feel huge.
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>>68363876
oops that's blind people lol
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>>68363955
What are you, an expert on partially nude adults and children?
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>Niggers need to be executed.
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>>68363976
Look at the other pic in the thread
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>>68363966
US.
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>>68363968
Yeah they don't like fat fucks
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>>68363976
She has an adult face, and the long legs suggest she's past puberty. The poster of the image on /r9k/ says she's above 20.
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>>68364012
rude post. I'm not fat. I only weight 15 and a half stone.
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>>68363895
lol would love to personally torture those little fucks to death
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>people who just leave 4chan one day and never come back after years of daily posting e.g Sersh

dunno how they do it
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>Cara and Maisie
Why does /brit/ have such shit taste?
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Realized I don't have any mastermind Wojaks
help me out
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>#PearlHarborRemembranceDay

hahahahaha
why do yanks always make such a huge deal about small events
it happened 75 fucking years ago, less than 2500 people died. get the fuck over it
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>americans call a scone a "biscuit"
CANNOT
FABRICATE
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>>68364071
Suspect Daniel still posts here
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>>68364073
>white women
>good taste
just say it as it is lad
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>>68364071
they get arrested for noncing
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wheres this so called pic of aishas minge then
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>geentext comment
blacktext comment
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>>#PearlHarborRemembranceDay
>hahahahaha
>why do yanks always make such a huge deal about small events
>it happened 75 fucking years ago, less than 2500 people died. get the fuck over it
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>>68363865

Just subscribed to Hotseat at Home for only $497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzmD8mZZKfc
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>>68364071

>tfw on /tv/ during the golden age of tripfags now they all are gone
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mam is unironically trying to serve me glorified koka noodles as dinner

fucking cunt i should slap around for thinking this is acceptable
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Sexists OUT
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>>68364084
MUH POPPIES
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>>68364112
/r9k/, the OP is "tfw no asthetic depressed gf to somke cigaretts and pop benzos inna bed with while listening to spooky black"

would link it, but janny's being a spaz
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>>68363734
you deserve this pain.

You had her literally in the palm of your hand, even latched onto and secured but you still managed to let her go....

>AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>68364112
don't
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>PUA
yeah dude just touch them lmao
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>>68364095
>first name terms with randos

fuck off creep
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>>68364071
Sershlad fucking lied to me. He said he'd wish me a happy birthday this year. Even made a wee note of it on his windows calendar. If I see him, I'm going to knock his fucking pan in.
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>>68363895

why didn't god protect her
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>>68364152
ah yes, millions of people dying < 2400 dead

the whole poppy shite is just a general "veterans day" type crap anyway, its not about a specific event.

twat
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Business idea: sexual intercourse on the free market
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have a sausage roll which I won't be sharing
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>have so much going for me
>handsome as fuck
>ripped to fuck
>broad shoulders
>bright blue eyes
>chiseled jaw
>tall
>big dick
>shit skin
>pretty much negates everything else
>25 now
>still get oily as fuck, acne prone skin
>look like a 15 year old

When will it fucking END?!
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>>68364141
>they all moved on to better things
>you stayed, stagnating, for years afterwards
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>>68364071
Sometimes you get tired of brit or maintaining a personality, doesnt mean you still aren't here somewhere
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*gropes some slags at the bar*

I'm... I'm pulling lads
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>>68364220
>blue eyes
That's negates everything positive you said about yourself lol
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>>68364220
>tfw had abysmal acne that literally ruined my life age 15-19
>am 23 now, acne free for years but its randomly starting to come back
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post them
https://bdsmtest.org/
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just let out some farts
theyre fucking rancid im fuming it stinks so bad
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If Sersh were still alive he would definitely be jannied every day like the k-pop posters are by the neo-jan.
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Will probably shag my gf on Saturday
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>yanks don't have maltesers
How the fuck have they not led a second armed insurrection over this?
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>>68364310
sounds boring
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>>68364273

test is too long and boring and I'm a virgin
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/brit/ BTFO
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>>68364311
though they were one of those world wide things until yesterday
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The sun is sinking in the west
The cattle go down to the stream
The redwing settles in the nest
It's time for a cowboy to dream

Purple light in the canyons
That's where I long to be
With my three good companions
Just my rifle, pony and me
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>>68364220
Sound like the emperors new clothes type deal. You just think you're supposed to be attractive because of these things, but in reality you aren't
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AHH NON its terrible !!!
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>>68364149
>no one queried David Cameron's credentials to be prime minister, or Tony Blair's, even after manifest failure.
umm yes we did sweetie xxx
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>>68364351
What happened yesterday?
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>>68364324
>test is too long
Haha yes I guess it's a bit long

>I'm a virgin
Don't worry about it then
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>>68364367
I actually am. I get lots of attention from girls but because of my shit skin it kills my self-esteem.

Also, fuck off with that emperors clothes bollocks.
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>>68364339

>UKIP is bankrolled by a guy worth £100 million
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>>68364402
an American posted his haul of British sweets which had them in
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why isnt NZ a state in australia

and yanks dont use this as an epic opportunity to call us the 51st state
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bigger nigger
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>>68364425
my uncle haha
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>>68364425
ukip are dead now imo

the party is a mess
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>>68364417
To be honest mate you sound pretty ugly
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>>68364437
shut the fuck up leaf, no one cares about what you have to say

just fuck off, from ALL of 4chan

fucking leafs
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1481146992284.webm
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Any of my Civil Service Fast Stream bros about?
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>>68364149
>No one queried David Cameron's credentials to be prime minister, or Tony Blair's,

Because Tony Blair and David Cameron won elections.

Gordon Brown was queried often on his right to be Prime Minister, because he was unelected.

Know who else was unelected?
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>>68364475
haha you got autism mate?
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https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
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>28
>KV
>too scared to shag an escort

might do the so called self deliverance
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>>68364385
are you miserable?
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>>68364475
excellent post
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>>68364488
what, all the people that keep getting rejected?
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>>68364437
They're a 10 hour flight apart mate would be impractical
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>>68364490

Hitler!
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does civil service fast stream accept computer science autists?

asking for a friend
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>farage on question time for the 32nd time
why does he get so much coverage?
the so called biased bbc ay
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>>68364521
Hitler was elected.
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>>68364490
Lloyd George? Churchill?

Face it you are a sexist pig
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>>68364508
why would you lie about something so easily verifiable
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>>68364500
*presents arsehole*
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>>68364503
nah im good blud
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>>68364575
only person from ukip that isn't a complete mong
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>>68364576
No he wasn't.
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desire a teenage gf iibchwyf
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shannot
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>>68364575

because he's a blithering idiot used to discredit eurosceptics
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>>68364613
Yes he was.
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>loving someone that likes you back but not being able to have them
>having to see them every day so you can't just 'forget about them'

Do any of you EVEN FUCKING KNOW HOW THIS FEELS?!

This is so fucking SHIT. I wish I had never even met this girl. I just want to move on with my life but I have to see her beautiful fucking face every single day.
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>>68364562
No mate, they don't accept people who can't even do basic fucking research and read the fucking website.


>>68364506
Wahey. Still some of us in the running.
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anyone else in the military here? Sick of hearing all these snobby students talk about their hard lives of lectures at 11am that they slept through

Don't cry about your trivial problems while I'm out here saving fucking lives and making sure our countries protect our freedoms. I have some british barracks mates that would be absolutely livid if they saw your petulant whining.

Pathetic.
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>>68364638
Your wrong

>>68364655
Why can't you have her lad?
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>>68364655
Yeah almost everyone does you stupid cunt you aren't a special snowflake get the fuck over yourself
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>>68364657
did a google
they do but it sounds shit
>£28k
laughable
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>The war on the Eastern Front, known to Russians as the "Great Patriotic War", was the scene of the largest military confrontation in history. Over the course of four years, more than 400 Red Army and German divisions clashed in a series of operations along a front that extended more than 1,000 miles. Some 27 million Soviet soldiers and civilians and nearly 4 million German troops lost their lives along the Eastern Front during those years of brutality. The warfare there was total and ferocious, encompassing the largest armored clash in history (Battle of Kursk) and the most costly siege on a modern city (nearly 900 days in Leningrad), as well as scorched earth policies, utter devastation of thousands of villages, mass deportations, mass executions, and countless atrocities attributed to both sides. To make things even more complex, forces within the Soviet Union were often fractured among themselves -- early in the war, some groups had even welcomed the Germans and fought against the Red Army, in the hopes that Hitler's troops would liberate them from Stalin. Later, as battles became desperate, Stalin issued Order No. 227 -- "Not a Step Back!" -- which forbid Soviet forces from retreating without direct orders. Commanders who sought to pull back faced tribunals, and foot soldiers faced "blocking detachments" of their own fellow soldiers, ready to gun down any who fled.

Eastern Front was mad lads
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Bongs,

I asked this in a thread yesterday but i think you were all asleep.

Are there any "republicans" in your country? IE, people who advocate for complete abolishment of the monarchy? Any "Cromwellians" so to speak? Any famous people? Any political parties advocate for it? Is it a private opinion people hold or is there no one in opposition to it?

I know a lot of the "Commonwealth" countries have republican advocates, like Australia and to a lesser extent Canada. But does England?
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>>68364562
I would've thought they want social outgoing well spoken people and couldn't give a toss about qualifications.

Just be from a posh family.
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>>68364655
Kinda. I just ignored her until I lost my feelings
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>>68364692
You're wrong.
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just phoned the BBC to make a complaint lads
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>>68364706
Was all the Jews fault as well. Mad that.
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think a cheeky 'cide might be in order x
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>eating bacon butty watching mock the week
>mum yells for me
>tells me to take out trash
>say back to her "trash, fuck off yank"
>she says what?
>I say fuck off you stupid bint
>she leaves confused
>hear da stomping down corridor
>can hear him because yanks are fat cunts
>he says he'll kick my ass if I talk that way to my mom again
>I say "mom, ass, fuck off yank"
>he slaps me
>I cry and utter "yanks cant handle the banter"
>He tells me Ive never left the country, let alone do I own a passport
>he leaves
>slams the door
>only noise left in the room is my sobbing and the sound of my arsenal posters rustling from the breeze of the door slam

Hate being a yank
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>>68364742
nah
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>>68364720
Only leftie cucks that are a small minority.
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>>68364749
not wrong though are they
he's an unelected bureaucrat
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>>68364692
She has a BF who she has been with for a long time. She told me that she likes me a lot but she is a really good, loyal girl and won't leave him.

>>68364725
Kinda hard when I have to work alongside her every day. If I didn't see her I think I could do it but I have to see her all the time and I just love everything about her.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9scR_x_6OZY too turnt
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>>68364777
You're wrong mate.
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>>68364749
fairly sure the bbc will have a quota for each party and will stringently stick to it

they wouldn't get caught out on something silly like that
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>>68364704
Yes lad, because it's basically about becoming a leader for the future and rapidly accelerating through the ranks so in 10-15 years you're earning like 80-100k.

It's not about the money.
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Constipated again fs
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>>68364758
school shooting?
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>>68364794
because the UK election system is silly
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>>68364766
>Changing posters from Liverpool to Arsenal
Typical bandwagon Yank
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last week my girlfriend got very drunk because of a traditional weekly university event in which you're basically forced to drink loads, she got removed for being too drunk and got taken back to her room by two very nice people and was looked after well

but sadly she started texting some of her friends without coherence, and one of them came over despite being told not to by her flatmates via text (they took her phone) and I'm not sure about the details exactly but basically he took advantage of her and had sex while she was barely conscious she says. I'm having trouble believing it though as she doesnt deny the fact that she rode him
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>Hitler was elected
wrong
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/07/brexit-middle-class-liberals-social-group-emphatically-back/
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>>68364766
fucking HOWLING
haven't seen one of these for ages
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>>68364816
done a research
I'm right
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>>68364562
Not for another year they don't
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>>68364818
They do, and it turns out there's loads of Labour MPs that have been on it far more than Farage.

This is just puerile and petulant whinging
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>>68364720
they're basically commies
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>>68364843
>keeping meme parties out of seats
the UK election system is effective
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>>68364863
I am a middle class liberal who voted for Brexit
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>>68364874
Sorry mate you're wrong.
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>>68364720
only edgelord contrarians
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Civil service is a meme

Just become an autist developer at some meme startup and hope it gets sold to some idiot yanks
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>>68364911
you are the 5% lad
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Hmm
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Just cleaned my pintle in the sink lads
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>>68364932
http://www.siliconvalleyinternship.com/about

might try this desu

>$60k starting and a yank work visa
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>>68364720
A couple of edgy twats and jezza corbyn
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>>68364940
>34

Over the hill
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>>68364794

he's an elected MEP
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>>68364906
It's highly effective at keeping the establishment in power, yes.
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>>68364940
Imagine being 34 and still acting like an edgy 17 year old, I just can't fathom it.
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I am an anti-immigration working class and northern UKIP supporter who voted for Remain
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>>68364962
>$60k starting
>in silicon valley

Enjoy living on the streets
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>>68364962
Fuck off we're full
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have not read a single post in this thread
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>>68364906
You should see the US system in terms of doing that. Unfortunately we're stuck with the Democrunts and Runtpublicans.
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>>68364940

overweight, past-it womanchild wants to have her cake and eat it too
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>>68364766
these posts are the only good yank posts

howled
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>>68364978
>MEP

wow it's nothing
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I am an anti-immigration working class and midlands radical centrist who voted for leave
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>>68364940
>ethically non monogamous
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>>68365007
good point actually

http://www.apartmentguide.com/apartments/California/Silicon-Valley-University/1-beds-1z141xt/

fucking expensive jesus

>>68365021
you are literally not full
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just had dinner but im still hungry

might pop an ol tesco roast beef dinner in the ol oven
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>>68365007
just commute like all americans do
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Who is the most JUST person you know IRL?

I know a guy going back to uni at 34 to study a meme degree part time, works as a van driver and he doesn't know what he wants to do after it, he just thinks getting a degree will make him rich.

Nice guy but sounds like an awful plan desu
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>>68364978
silly, there are no MEPs, the EU is made up of bureaucrats
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>>68364788
>>68364892
>>68364929
>>68364966

So, im getting a pretty strong no, or that advocating for abolishment of the monarchy is a 3edgy5me thing someone would say to appear edgy.
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Why is the night so depressing

Literally all your worries and problems suddenly return to your mind and you get angry as shit
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>>68364919
no
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>>68365073
how do i become a normal american

buy a big truck?
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I'm a radical centrist so I didn't vote
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This is the mindset of every ideology.

Ideology is toxic.

That's why I subscribe to a mindset of Me vs You
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>>68365084
don't listen to the rorkes
having unelected leaders is a fucking joke but there are more important things to worry about because so many stupid pensioners don't care about young peoples money being wasted
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>>68365096
If you become a naturalized US citizen you have to drop all other citizenships and loyalties.
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>watching a recorded version of the england vs russia match
>slept through the live recording as I was up late listening to churchill speeches
>anyway, watching the match in me three lions shirt
>loudly singing about football coming home
>absolutely cheery at the score
>suddenly russia score to make it level
>I start smashing my mugs
>hyperventilating as I cant find my union jack inhaler
>mum comes in and asks me what the fuck my problem is
>I tell her england has done it again, the bloody bint
>she leaves with an exhausted sigh
>tells me she better not have to wash St. Georges Cross pillow covers again, because shes sick of me crying and ruining them

Fuck being a yank.
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>>68365096
If you're living in the Bay buy a Prius
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was in tesco earlier and i saw some skips and started laughing because i was thinking of those "willy reeks of skips" posts on /brit/
some old woman stared at me like i was fucking retarded because i just randomly started laughing when i saw them

:/
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>>68365084
the leader of the opposition is, but no one likes him

he's probably been indoctrinated by the lizard people now he's on the privy council
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reckon we should abolish the monarchy to be honest, lads
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>civil service
>100k

O I am laffin, there are only a handful of senior civil servants earning that, and that's toward she end of their careers.
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>>68365088

>not sedating yourself with benzos
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>>68364840
No la' don't joke about that

I wear trainers whenever I'm in public in case I need to start sprinting for my life

These shooters are a true menace
>>
>>68365108
brexit vote was the only meaningful vote we'll ever have in our lifetimes
>>
>>68365124
That's not true, you have to swear allegiance to the US but they don't make you give up your citizenship
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>>68365114
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>>68365075

I know a 25 year old friendless virgin with thinning hair and a skinnyfat physique who lives with his mum doing a meme degree with absolutely no plan on what to do after
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>>68365084
It brings in tourist money. so why stop it?
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>>68364863
>affluent eurosceptics voted leave
bit of a surprise 2bh
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>>68365171
what degree?
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>>68365084

the royals belong in prison for crimes against humanity
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>>68365114
this is insightful
>>
>>68365199
the science of economics
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>>68365130
>England has done it again
>has
FOY
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>>68365147
100k is Senior Pay Band 2. You can be doing that by 30 if you're connected or parachute in from the private sector.

Yeah most civil servants (eg me) will never see that amount, but it's doable if you're the ambitious sort
>>
America's first female president will be a Republican btw.
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>>68365123
Exactly, it's a complete non issue that only edgy twats care about
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>>68365199

Archaeology
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>>68365231
>Female Prime Ministers

Tories: 2
Labour: 0

And yet labour are the diversity party
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>>68365235
just because people don't care about it doesn't mean it's not important

it's like saying monetary policy is a non-issue
>>
>>68365075
Saw a guy from school a few months ago (we're now mid-20s) he's now balding and looks like a tubby 43yr old, he just married a fat bird too.
>>
Why didnt you do a business degree? Got a consulting job out of uni paying 60k
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>>68365130
giggling
these posts are extremely underrated
>>
>>68365279
No it isnt
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>>68365249
>I can be anything
>I want to study something I like
lmao
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>>68365285
>Getting married before you're 30

Why do people do this?
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>>68365130
oh deary, deary me
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>>68365075
Myself
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>>68365171
At least I don't live with my parents anymore, guess there's always someone worse off.
>>
>>68365231
are there any female republican celebrities to be president though?
>>
>>68365305
umm yes it is sweetie xxx
(will not be carrying on this discussion further just fyi)
>>
flux reminds me of being on shrooms
>>
>>68365328
what an original response
>>
>>68365130
>>I start smashing my mugs
sports direct ones i hope
>>
>>68365165
(voted leave)
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>>68365310
Nothing wrong with this desu, degrees are a meme anyway, unless you want to be a doctor or something
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>>68365313
>getting married
>>
>be me in History class, in middle school
>we're learning about the American Revolution
>"1776 worst year of my life," I shout in class
>every one looks at me
>we continue lesson
>Battle of Trenton
>"George Washington was a war criminal the bloody bint," I yell again, "Benedict Arnold is a good lad."
>I get thrown out of class for being disruptive
>head to principal's office
>"Principal, fuck off yank," I say
>"You're getting a detention for being disruptive in class and school," he tells me
Hate being a yank lads
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>>68365294
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>>68365410
clap on
clap off
the clapper
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>>68365392
>in middle school

FOY
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>>68365392
>Male bint

Ya blew it
>>
not sure if i'm starting to regret brexit or what
really curious to see how this pans out though
>>
>>68365371
During the conservative Reich?
>>
>>68365335
Caitlyn Jenner
>>
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND
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>>68365448
it's for the best lad
>>
>>68365392
>>68365392
>>68365392
>>68365392
THIS ISNT ME

FUCK OFF YOUR TERRIBLE AT THESE
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A smackhead/prostitute on my street just got their house smashed up by drug dealers with baseball bats, kicked the door off its hinges everything. She's got an 9 year old son and he's a nice lad, it's a fucking shame his ma's a degenerate.

Depressing. I fucking hate people.
>>
>>68365448
we haven't even left the fucking eu mate
>>
>>68365392
don't try too hard son
>>
>>68365392
I had a principal
>>
>>68365476
no it isn't
>>
>>68365435
>>68365447
Damn George Washington poisoning my mind, the cunt
>>
>>68365522
it is
>>
>>68365451
that would send Dems into absolute seizures if they had to vote against a tranny
>>
>>68365490
wow... bit rude that
>>
Reckon I have a good post for the new thread lads
>>
>>68365490
We, you live in Scotland or something?
>>
>>68365490
are the police there yet
>>
>>68365530
nah it's not
>>
>>68365490
>he's a nice lad
Fuck off nonce
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thoughts?
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>>68365476
think so yeah
>>68365508
don't you wish you could skip until the end of article 50 to find out the ending
>>
>>68365566
Me in 5 months tbqh
>>
mans on road (smoking the finest)
>>
looking forward to my government getting cucked by global corporations :) this is why i voted for brexit haha
>>
>>68365515
not me. some unfunny cunt desperately trying to copy my gimmick that i've done for a year
>>
11 tinder matches + 3 unmatches in 2 days is that ok lads?

no fatties or uggos, i don't swipe on them
>>
>>68365490
>ma
no surprise it's scotland or northern ireland
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Post your favourite Christmas carols.

Long time ago in Bethlehem, so the holy Bible says,
Mary's boy child Jesus Christ was born on Christmas day.

https://youtu.be/WY3o4_iIudg
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>>68365566
nice bulge x
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>>68365595
are you sure? that sounds like the EU's plan to me
>>
>>68365572
if only we had a vote on the terms of the deal to see whether it's what we want
>>
>>68365542
>>68365612
Liverpool, la'

>>68365543
Yeah, I hope they take the lad away from her desu
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>so the holy Bible says
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>>68365566
stop posting pictures of me
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>>68364562
it's for leaders m8. you need to apply to regular civil service jobs
>>
>>68365630
ummm no sweetie, we're small and basically irrelevant, we are now a slave to any company that decides to move jobs into the EU
>>
obfuscating the issues
>>
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>>68365595
c
l
a
s
s

w a r

NOW
>>
alri lads
>>
>>68365637
literally my willy stop posting this
>>
>>68365686
t. little britain

remainers are thinking too small, leavers are thinking big
>>
>>68364911
yes you're a contrarian
>>
>entire life is decided by A-Levels

ah yes. britain
>>
eating like 1800 calories a day and i can visibly notice the loss of body fat in my face/titties/belly

if i continue exactly like this will i keep losing fat or do i have to eat less at some point?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2ZIXRHbZ08
>>
hungry
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>>68365686
brits shall not be slaves
>>
had a knife pulled on me in costa rica in a town near the border of panama

the guy wanted my wallet so i said it was in my bag and went to get it

while i was fucking around with my bag the guy looked around to make sure no-one was there so i just fucking legged it without looking back

ran into a slightly busier part of town and then just went to a bar lol

dont think the guy ever even bothered to chase me

thats literally one of the only sketchy situations i've ever been in. there have been some other times that were sketchy but not in terms of other people harming me
>>
>>68365739
Yeah this seems a bit mental to me.

In effect those shite exams you take at the worst time of your life when you're just becoming sexually active and discovering yourself decides how the rest of your life goes.

Bit mental really.
>>
>>68365614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-hWZGIWe_U
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>>68365751
>dat pic of them kissing

I nearly died
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>>68365630
>>68365686
>We weren't slave inside the eu
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>>68365750
are you exercising too?
>>
>>68365781
>>68365739
t.18 year olds
>>
What is it about Jacob Rees-Mogg that despite seeming to be completely out of touch with absolutely everybody within the last 50-100 years he is extremely well liked across the spectrum?

Why do some people like him? Is it because he completely embraces how bizarrely posh he is?

Even the most die-hard of lefties at work seem to absolutely love him.
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>Gonna get rejected from the civil service after terrible video interview

JUST
>>
On Christmas night all Christians sing to hear the news the angels bring...

https://youtu.be/oqsnfgVQuyk
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>>68365733
>thinking big
haha yeah just saying random things that sound good without caring whether it's possible is a good way of doing politics
>>
>>68363675
Clearly not done by an actual Muslim, its against their creed to depict Muhammad
>>
>>68365781
>when you're just becoming sexually active and discovering yourself

y-yeah haha
>>
>>68365739
i didnt even do A levels and have a STEM degree
>>
>>68365823
he's not actually posh he just sounds posh
>>
>>68365853
Literally how lad?
>>
>>68365805
no
plan to at some point but just have to be arsed
>>
>>68365824
what went wrong lad
>>
>>68365823
Lad. What the fuck is this about?

This is several times you've posted random comments I've made over weeks and months ago about politics.

What the fuck is this?
>>
>>68365836
everything's possible
>>
>>68364986
Nah PR does that, look at Germany their Chancellor's all serve like 4 terms and this has happened multiple times with the same party

Here it was only 6 years since we had a pm from a different party
>>
>>68365791
POST IT
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>>68365824
It's ok, you're already doing the job in the private sector. You'll be a millionaire by the time those civil servant faggots are making 100k as Governor of Anguilla
>>
>>68365869
Never did a video interview before, just thought it'd be a piece of piss.

Started to panic when it said make sure you stare at the camera and not at yourself on screen otherwise you'll lose marks.

Started staring at my camera but my eyes went fuzzy, in the corner I could just see myself being a sperg which put me off.

Combined with this, the questions were nothing like I'd expect so I just went full sperg and stuttered my way through.

Was a disaster.
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>>68365860
did something called a foundation year where you just do 1 extra at uni before the traditional first year where they cover A level tier stuff

but all you need to do is get 40% and that doesnt contribute to your degree at all so it literally doesnt matter and you can just doss about all year
>>
>>68365824
>video interview

Christ, glad I didn't fall for that meme
>>
>>68365802
umm yeah relatively we weren't
>>
>>68365750
You will have to reduce calories further (VERY slowly) to continue losing at the same rate, but you will likely keep losing at that clarifie level up to and even last your goal weight, unless you're a turbo-manlet.

How tall are you.

Use a TDEE calculator to work out your maintenance calorie intake. I.e. I'm 6'2" and slightly muscular, my maintenance is 2300kcal.
>>
>>68365892
>This one autist who gets inexplicably upset about my life.
>>
dancing a jig
>>
>>68365936
so I can get a decent degree with somewhat shiet A-Levels?
>>
>>68365825
desperately want to put my willy in emilia clarke
>>
>>68365920
what kind of questions did they ask? im gonna apply for fast stream next year.

you know if i did a video interview i honestly reckon id get a piece of paper and cover up my face on the screen, itd sperg out seeing myself there
>>
>>68365838
No it isn't.

It's just not done very often because a picture of him can be interpreted as shirk and that you are worshiping Muhammad which is forbidden. And there is a hadith that forbids it, but the Quran doesn't.
>>
>>68365936
I know a lad who did this. He's basically a complete retard.
>>
>>68365960
Humblebragging annoys me. Some of us are confined to a wheelchair and banned from having nice lives.

Not me, but the point still stands that you're a smug cunt just waiting until you pass (we know this is your first time applying) and get the job so you can eel like a bigshot on 4chan
>>
>>68365979
I can't remember, it honestly didn't go too great and was a bit of a blur.

A bit about what I could offer, my skills etc, something about the benefits of working in a diverse workforce and the challenges of a diverse workforce, something about a time when I've overcome difficulty etc
>>
>>68365968
yeah if you do a foundation year

i got into a STEM degree foundation year after getting half of a media BTEC at college and dropping out
>>
>girl at work giving me the silent treatment
>notice she made a mistake on a file
>didn't say anything and let it pass through
>won't be noticed until it reaches accounts in 2-3 weeks
>easy to fix at our stage but will piss the accountants off massively because it's such a stupid and careless error

>>68365874
The fuck are you on about?
>>
>>68365880
umm no sweety xx
>>
>brother has become an unironic America-hating SJW communist

Life continues to produce lemons
>>
>>68365824
I had a video interview for a job once, i just put on a shirt + tie and didn't wear any trousers. Then I took the shirt + tie off and went back to bed. These interviews are the future.
>>
>>68366023
is it at a bad university?
>>
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>>68365944
>relatively
>>
What's the /brit/ approved gaming router?
>>
>>68366025
Way to be a cunt to the accountants
>>
>>68366016
I'm literally howling mate.

I've applied twice before and bene rejected, this is my third shot and I doubt I'll make the video interview.

How is that humble bragging? I'm almost impressed that you're that upset about a guy you don't know over the internet.

What a fucking weirdo. Genuinely.
>>
>>68366015
like to think im not retarded life was just a bit of a mess around A level times
>>
>>68366025
there's no point to it if she doesnt get moaned at for it lad, just creating uneccessary work for the accountants
>>
>>68366058
Amazing
>>
>>68365975

She is lovely. I know a girl IRL who looks a bit like her. Asked her out and everything. She's in a relationship.
>>
>>68366062
university of kent, ranked liked 20 something
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>>68365959
like 6'2 as well, just put my shit into my fitness pal and selected some stuff
>>
>>68366025
Some weird American keeps posting comments I've made about politicians weeks after I've made them, word for word.

Why would you do that.
>>
>>68366046

sister is getting like that too, she's not very political but she gets all her news from facebook
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>>68366092
>She's in a relationship.
with you? *laughs*
>>
>>68366092
>30
>looks 40
Into the bin she goes.
>>
>>68366096
why was I not aware of these
is there big competition for these? is it sort of like a safety net then
>>
alri? enoch powell here.... and im a big fucker now! ive been training in hell with all the archdemons, they were soo jealous of my isfettic that they ---urm sorry not enoch powell i meant oswald mosley--- im back from hell etc and im really strong now, so i dont want any lefty pricks messing me about alright? ill put you right where you belong in the ground
>>
>>68366063
>sovereignty
nice spook
>>
>>68366115
>Some weird American keeps posting comments I've made about politicians weeks after I've made them, word for word.
that's a good gimmick tbf
>>
had a christmas lunch at work today
>>
mother wants me to get tested for antisocial personality disorder lol
>>
>>68366115
That's hilarious, stop making fucking bent politics posts on here you daftie
>>
Really want to be colonial governer of cape colony

What are my chances
>>
>barron trump

hahahaha

imagine being a 10 year old lad and having a 70 year old dad

holy fuck hahahahaha

when i was 10 my granny wasnt even 70
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wanking over this chubby bird at work who's about a 3/10 at best but she really seems to like me and i might actually be able to fuck her and that turns me on no end
>>
>>68366180
>>68366180
NEW
>>68366180
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>>68366165
hahaha fuck yeah Bro ur edgy af!! did u call her a bitch and then choke the cat out with an electrical cord u twisted mf'ing psychopath?!?!
>>
>>68366188
he looks like he does minecraft lets plays the little mong
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>>68366188
haha imagine being the presidents son and rich as fuck without a care in the world
>>
>>68366188
WHAT THE FUCK I POSTED THIS LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO

WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT, YANK??

(lol imagine being so sad you go to the archives and reuse posts)
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>>68366142
>isn't self sovereign
>isn't spooked

>Advocating for a spook
pretty spooked
>>
Christmas lunch tomorrow
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>>68366188
white trash
>>
>>68366068
Yeah I understand, at that point in my life I didn't really care about school either.

Same thing happened in uni tbf
>>
>>68366165
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1481149421552.webm
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emdae else is fae fife here eh ye ken whit am oan aboot aye
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>>68366140
not sure if i just got lucky or what, but everyone else in my class seemed to get in easy enough. at a worse university youd probably get in very easily.
>>
>>68366245
want to rub my leaky bellend all over a nice smooth pair of legs 2bh
>>
>>68366245
need to suck the farts out of her arsehole
>>
>>68366037
I don't think so sweetums xx
>>
>>68366245
darling why don't you reverse that car a little so I can hear my bollocks pop x
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-38222662
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>>68365791
>>68365890
I second this notion
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>>68366245
me too woah
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