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Canada USA Mexico

what do you want for christmas: edition
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>>68299880
All I want for Christmas is you
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>CHRISTmas
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this general is dumb
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Am i the only one who enjoys just mustard on my french fries from time to time?
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God is real
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>>68299914
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>>68299927
I don't put anything on my fries
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>>68299931
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>tfw two smart too follow the creeds and dogmas of organized religion
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>Former Trump adviser on Taiwan call: 'If China doesn't like it, screw 'em'
wtf I love trump now
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>>68299927
French mustard tastes like nothing. English Colmans mustard however, that hits you right up the sniffer.
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>>68299927
>mfw German people eat their fries with Mayo
truly subhuman
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A jolly fat man?

bringing trinkets and Joy?
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>tfw 2 smart to not believe in god
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America is for CHRISTians and CHRISTians only

Atheshits should be deported
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>>68299880
Collections of poetry.
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>>68299981
Sounds like my father, to be honest.
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onion rings > "french" fries
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>>68300000
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>>68299976
>He doesn't mix mayonnaise and ketchup to create Fry Sauce
You are missing out, senpai.
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>>68299984
America is for SHARTians and SHARTians only

Non-sharts should be deported
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>>68300011
I was off by two. I don't think I've gotten better than quads before.
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>>68300003

I mean, youre not wrong
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>>68300029
disgusting, kys desu
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>tfw two smart too sit leaning right
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>>68300029
*vomits internally*
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>>68300029
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I was so close
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>>68300003
uh... did anybody say otherwise?
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>>68300011
We heard about this when it happened. Only because she was a daughter of someone important.
>>68300003
Are American onion rings actual onion rings or mashed onion? We have mashed. Feelsbad
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>>68300073
They're actual onions
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>>68300073
They're literally just rings of an onion that are deep fried
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>>68299092

What the fuck is this? ENOUGH SLANTS.
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>>68300089
>forgetting the batter
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fug, now I want onion rings
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>>68300029
its looks like bait of pig.
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>>68300042
>>68300052
>>68300054
My fellow Americans, and leaf, do you not appreciate this holy union of condiments? This is the ultimate pairing for a fast food side plate.
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Congratulations, /cum/.
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>>68300183
I'm just not a fan of sauce in general
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>>68300061
I got too far, to lose it all.
But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
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>>68299976

I had a friend in high school who did this. Now I wonder what his heritage was.
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>>68300207
It's a European thing in general, but I would say definitely Germanic.
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>>68300194
Strange times we live in...
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I just heard Justin Trudeau's voice for the first time
He sounds like he takes it up the ass
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>>68300183
mayonnaise
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>>68300245
>knowing what faggots sound like

It's /cum/ alright.
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>Tfw in college
>Pussy everywhere
>Still can't get laid
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>>68300280
It's my job
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>>68300280

well we've heard you speak enough times
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>>68300280
The correct answer is
>yes, I know
we're all done for
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>>68300294
Know that feel.
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>>68300279
Yes, Japan man, Mayonnaise is a crucial ingredient in the creation of this timeless masterpiece, the other important factor being the Ketchup.
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America and Canada are married. Canada is having some issues and America the Based cannot stand the bitch anymore. America is cheating Canada with Mexico. Mexico is in love with America. Canada cries but cannot leave America, because Canada is a bitch cuck. So in the end America has two bitches and is happy ever after.
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>>68300294
>tfw in college
>pussy everywhere
>can get lead
>don't because there's one girl I have real feelings for and if I did those things she wouldn't like me
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>>68300343
you have a big imagination
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>>68300343
>coming from the country spitroasted by Sweden and Russia for centuries

WEW
E
W
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcjN5BNU9CY
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>tfw in college
>i'm in stem
>can't get laid
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>>68300343
Where did you come from?
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>>68300340
Japanese mayo is completely different you dumb white pig.
Also they put it on their rice.
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>I'm in stem
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>>68300349
Always happy to help
>>68300359
>fucked in the ass by Sweden and Russia
>still not as cuck as Canada
>>68300401
I'm actually you
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>>68300408
what are you in?
oh thats right, some other mans ass
fruitcake
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>>68300415
>still not as cuck as Canada

Does the EU let you use such language? Shouldn't you be working so Ahmed gets his allowance money?
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>>68300391
>not shtupping the autistic girls in your class
It's your own stupid fault for having standards
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jour de la corde
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>>68300437
At least I'm not a virgin like u lmao
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I've literally never seen a human female. I'm beginning to doubt their existence outside of the imagination.
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>>68300443
>so near to triples
>still too far away
Even the sacred numbers cuck Canada!
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>>68300456
Oui
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Within time I will have my day of reckoning upon Arkansas and South Dakota
Watch out
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>>68300407
Thank you leaf, you have given me an idea that should have popped up in my American head, I will procure this Japanese Mayo known as Kewpie and mix it with Heinz ketchup, the result should truly be an Oriental experience coveted by many.
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>>68300469

>69

Is that what you and Ahmed enjoy?
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>>68300483
why? they are so nice
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>>68300483
Will it finally be reunited with its inferior cousin North Dakota?
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>>68300483
>I will have my day of reckoning upon Arkansas and South Dakota
>can't even get a day of reckoning on some grill's pussy
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>>68300469
Lets never discuss what we do in private.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk
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>>68300494
kewpie is already sweet enough
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>>68300469
>Be Finn
>Win wars against USSR
>still cede your territory to the USSR

His country ceded territory to the Soviets in peacetime. I guess the Swedish ancestry still bubbles up from time to time.

>laughingwhores.jpg
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leafs are blown away by the wind, burgers aren't that lightweight
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>>68300513
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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>>68300489
What's a Lastation? Is it a French gaming console?
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>>68300535
Maybe you could get some pussy if you weren't so fat, Fatty Fat McFaterson
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>>68299900
Deported.
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>>68300524
>a mexican blowing leaves away
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>>68300524
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>>68300483
what kind of gun has a trigger on the top of it?
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>>68300554
>>68300535
please stop fighting
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>>68300554
im bulking for winter
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>>68300581
>>68300576
You lucky he's stopping me, fatso
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>>68300573
I think that would be the hammer anon...
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>>68300589
he's not worth it anon. please don't hurt him
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am I really sharing a thread with fat people
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>>68300546
Exclusive to Québécois only, leaf
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>>68300616
you're sharing a country with one
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>>68300616
> general with America and Mexico

This should have been obvious...
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>>68300515
Miss Tampura.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC9bsezOB2s
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>>68300613
now that really stung
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I'M ABOUT TO DROP THE HAMMER

WITH INDISCRIMINATE JUSTICE!
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>>68300546
It's a console for people with no friends.
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>I'm less than a Pokemon? I already have self esteem issues, man!
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>>68300656
oh wait no. I'm sorry. I was just trying to make the fighting stop. don't be sad. you're worth a savage beating
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I am a master manipulator. Have you ever wondered who pulls the strings of all the puppets around you? 'Tis I.
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im a fucking degerate.

that is all
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>>68300702
you have the power to change
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXe37XCnn-E
UHN UHN
TEAM SKULL
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Does curing degeneracy make you happy?
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>>68300752
No. Do you really think that normies are happy?
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wew, who think of this shit?
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earlier a lady asked me to hang out while she baked cookies. it was a dream come true
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>>68300752
no, happiness isn't a permanent state but you'd likely feel more content more often
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>>68300728
Breddy gud pokeman game in recent memory.
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>>68300823
>not pokemon cock version
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>>68300823
I really liked pokemon x a lot

I loved how you could dress your character up with different clothes and hats. Very cute
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>>68300860
>clothing is a French thing
Needed to be more clothing customization in S&M
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>>68300884
I have like 100 of these that I'll dump someday.
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>>68300915
You better not be lying.
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Lads if it ends like this, let me say I am proud to have shitposted with the best of you.
I tried to make /cum/ great.
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>>68300992
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>>68300992
It was an honor pham
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A song from the famous Swedish band, Ghost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o8FNVVFJE8
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>>68301076
>cancelled their credit rating

kek I like these things.
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>>68301132
>good points: Many Irish are dead
Fucking kek
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joure de la corde
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>>68301178
Should be updated for the 21st century. Just add self-loathing at the top of each new column.
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Ehehehe
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les enfants terribles
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>>68301381
Did anyone ever explain the blood stains that look like it had something dragged through it?
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>>68301410
People crawling on the floor after they've been shot
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Only weak-ass stomachs get diarrhea from Taco Bell.

"le taco bell gives you diarrhea" is the worst meme ever.
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Why are they making another God of War game
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God is real and Jesus was Taiwanese.
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>>68301410
the mudshits mutilated them
http://nypost.com/2016/07/15/horrifying-details-of-the-bataclan-theatre-massacre-revealed/
>gouged out the eyes and sliced up the genitals of some of the victims
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>>68301483
I take shots of salsa and don't get the shits
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>>68301686
>tfw used to not take my dad seriously about muh 1/8 Cherokee until I realized I was slightly lactose intolerant
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>>68301483
I say the same.

I'm assuming these dudes taco bells undercook their shit or got sanitation issues because I never get diarrhea from taco bell.
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RELIGION OF PEACE
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https://youtu.be/KPmJ9uL1RG0
SS nous marchons au combat
Chantant le chant du diable
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LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!
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Good shit right here
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TO DEFEAT THE HUNS!
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DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS
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WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS!
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YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET
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>>68302087
>>68302104
>>68302130
>>68302140
We need a Disney thread next
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BUT YOU CAN BEFORE WERE THROUGH!
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MISTER I'LL, MAKE A MAN, OUT OF YOUUU
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>everyones asleep
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>>68302229
you should be too
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>>68302229
now bump the thread all night so it's still here in the morning
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>>68302281
it's 530
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Hello, fatties

Why the fuck are you still awake, you disgusting lazy neet fucks?
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>>68302315
im off work
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Good morning /cum/
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>>68302377
Why? Dont you fit through the door any more?
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>>68302428
Shut up Tejas, you fat fuck
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>>68302428
Good morning.
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>>68302428
>>68302622
It's not even 3AM dummies
Go to sleep
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>>68301608

FRANCE YES!
ANOTHER 100,000 REFUGEES!
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>>68302650
it's almost 6
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>>68300220
B-but.. I love mayo and ketchup on fries...
I iz not ze deutsch
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>>68302650
It's almost 5.

Make me, sissy
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>>68302735
If you're quebecois, you're not human either.
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>>68302708
>>68302756
your clocks seem to be off
or perhaps youre in the wrong geographic location
seems like an issue that needs to be fixed
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i am going to stop masturbating desu
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>>68302781
California
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>>68302801
t. me 4 hours ago
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>>68302781
I'm definitely in the right geographical location desu.

>>68302801
Why's that?
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https://youtu.be/ydekYE8OUu8
brother will kill brother spilling blood across the land
fools like me who cross the sea and /cum/ to foreign lands
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>>68302801
No you aren't
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rip cum
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>>68302801
I usually stop once I'm finished desu
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Shitposting
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Do you think Hungary will be a world power by 2050?
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>its 33:30
alright good night cum
sweet dreams
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>>68303392
5:30*

Night, sissy Californian.
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>>68303392
>33:30
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>>68300975
really made me think
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the end is near, it's crystal clear, by now the master plan
don't look now to isreal it might be your homeland
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>>68303767
I want to fist Latvian ass :3
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>>68303792
what are you fucking gay?
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>>68303826
Bit rude. He was just being friendly.
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>>68303874
I was just being straight with him
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Don't respond to the mentally ill finn and post NatSoc, Latvian
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>>68303901

NatSoc, Latvian
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>wake up
>no milk
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>>68303901
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>I'll never get a qt Finn to fist my ass
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me on the left
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>>68303993
>Check em
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>>68304244
oh i will check em ;)
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>>68304322
Check yourself
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>>68304359
done
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could go for a latvian legion memorial gf

she should be a meme 2bh
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>>68304388
there are always qts there on the side by the flags and in the march it self
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>>68304480
heh
>>
>life
rofl, nice fucking meme there kiddo.
>>
>>68304610
>germans dark as night

haha
>>
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ded
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>>68305047
no
>>
Americans and Mexicans are always welcome to visit Finland.
Latvians and Belgians can come too I guess.
>>
>>68305135
What about the Leafs?
>>
>>68305385

No nucks.
>>
>>68305135
This right here.
>>68305385
Leafs not welcome
>>
>>68305470
>>68305407
Leave the Canadians alone

They need all the help and support that they can get
>>
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>>68305634
Canada is the odd faggot twink who secretly loves us all in the gay way.
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I just want to meet a nice Hispanic girl who isn't a filthy normie.

Is that too much to ask for in this world?
>>
>>68305978
I want a petite, intelligent and educated Hispanic to get a me a Green Card to the states.
>>
All joking aside, does anyone else feel like Canadians used to be only bad instead of epicly bad posters before the whole incident with Australia bullying them about their flag happened?
I think that made Canadians lose it completely.
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>>68306036
>petite
Nah.
>>
Haha! Off from work and time for bed!
>>
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>>68308185

I'll try but I can't promise anything
>>
Jackin off buds
>>
>>68308325
just like granny used to
>>
>>68308363
ewwwwwww

way to kill my boner anon

thanks a fucking lot
>>
>>68308363

My grandma used to call cookies sex to confuse me
>>
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>>68308606
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It's snowing again lads!
>>
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>>68308325
don't jack off agatka is watching you
>>
>>68308949
I just looked outside my window, I can confirm you're full of shit
>>
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>>68308949
it snowed for me yesterday but now it's just melting away today :(((
>>
>>68300183
You mean mustard?
>>
I'm starting to hone in on the optimal jerk off frequency.

every day = too much
every 2 days = still eats a lot of time, doesn't feel as good as waiting a bit more
...
every 9 days = way too long, drives you nuts, cum too easily

I think it's like every 4-5 days...
>>
>>68300183
mayo sounds gross, but plum sauce is great for fries
>>
>>68309321

>I think it's like every 4-5 days...

Yeah for a Canadian nu-male
>>
>>68309321
I went abstinent for the past month

I found that after a while it just made me less horny, and then when I finally went back at it again I had to cum like 3 or 4 times before the cum stopped being thick and yellow and turn white again
>>
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>>68309411
>>
>>68309321
I agree with this
>>
>>68309328
mayo+ketchup is the best for fries
>>
>>68309411
I heard this a lot, I guess it drops off.

Must be why monks can be monks.
>>
>>68309321

every other day for me

keeps me sane and primed in case of sex
>>
>>68309901
hmm

maybe, idk
>>
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Did you guys like my qt posting from yesterday?
>>
>>68309901
>primed in case of sex
Must be nice being delusional
>>
>>68310065
Some of us aren't complete losers
>>
What's your stage name, /cum/?
>>
>>68310098
then why are you here?
>>
>>68310146
4chan is a vice

Besides, I've been here since 2009, no way out
>>
>>68310246
pleb, i've been here since '92
>>
>>68310486
newfags >>>/out/

If you weren't here for the great Black Death shitposting spree of 1346-1350 (by which time the userbase had mysteriously dwindled to almost none), you're pretty much a newfag.
>>
>>68310546
1092 you literal baby
>tfw /pol/ crashed the site during the annexation of Cumbria
I've always hated them
>>
You're not funny
>>
Should I kill myself before or after finals?
>>
>>68311112
During finals
>>
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>tfw not american
>>
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>tfw American
>>
i've only used 4chan for 3 years, 21yr

pretty much only check on /cum/ now
>>
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How does it feel to live in the center of the world?

Our culture is basically like living in an american shadow
>>
>>68311837
It's pretty OK
>>
>>68311112
after
>>
i'm sick
:C
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11812391
>>
>tfw putting off doing necessary stuff to complete my college application due to some unknown apprehension
why do I have the insatiable urge to self-sabotage every chance I have at a better life
>>
real men pour the milk before the cereal tbqh
>>
>>68312096
Autism is a hell of a disease
>>
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Why didn't we go with this flag, it is so much better
>>
>>68312096
Finish it tou fuck
College isn't even that hard
>>
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>>68312174
>>
>>68312174
It's still got that God awful leaf on it

Why couldn't you have just gone with a star like everyone else
>>
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>>68311837
I think many Americans feel the same way you do. This country is UUGE so we aren't exactly all in touch with each-other.

>>68312174
>the middle looks vaguely like a swastika if you squint really hard
I'm calling Justin.
>>
>>68312174
>four fucking leafs
>>
>>68312231
>UUGE
*bigly
>>
>every municipality in my region received a grant from the state meant to expand broadband coverage
>in my town, they set up a local company meant solely for this purpose, poured all the money into it, and got some of the best broadband coverage in the nation. even my parents who live in the woods have fiber now
>in a much bigger neighboring city, they simply offloaded the grant to telia (the big swedish telecom company), who used it only to extend coverage where it made economic sense to them, so the coverage is awful
Free market is SHIT. SHIT I tell you.
>>
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>>68312218
Leaf is a symbol for Canada, stars are communist
>>
>>68312333
Leaf is a symbol for canada
stars are for thye rest of normal countries
>>
Epic legends depicting heroes asleep under mountains or hills are entrenched in the European racesoul. Kings under mountain that will one day awake; the second coming of King Arthur; and the slumbering Emperor Frederick Barbarossa are all examples. Donald J. Trump epitomizes this legendary series of tales that are embedded in European folklore and Kultur. Trump, unbidden and unforeseen, has arisen almost out of nowhere to drive the sentiments of the people. He is the voice articulating the unspoken assumptions of the folk.

Much like Trump’s entry into the political arena from his professional life characterized by success and opulent wealth, his political awakening, and his supporting retinue of advisors and family, there are many legends of King Arthur that depict marvellous fortunes, a slumbering honour guard of knights, and a pre-ordained awakening.

Oftentimes treasure hordes surround the resting King. In this instance, King Arthur commands the man to take silver and gold away with him, which is strikingly similar to Trump’s own philanthropy. It is also interesting to note that in these variants of the tale it is a person of common birth and occupation that rouses the great hero. Just like Trump, the hero is enervated by the people.
>>
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>>68312332
>grants
>free market
You won't fool me this time Ivan
>>
Is Jimmy /our/ guy?
>>
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Taking a shit at my Uni lads
>>
>>68312442
you're right. if it was a completely free market they would have no coverage at all because it's much more profitable to just rake in the ADSL golds..

I pay 550kr (60 usd ish) for 30mbit adsl, it's awful. 100mbit fiber is less than half that. JUST
>>
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>Epic legends depicting heroes asleep under mountains or hills are entrenched in the European racesoul. Kings under mountain that will one day awake; the second coming of King Arthur; and the slumbering Emperor Frederick Barbarossa are all examples. Donald J. Trump epitomizes this legendary series of tales that are embedded in European folklore and Kultur. Trump, unbidden and unforeseen, has arisen almost out of nowhere to drive the sentiments of the people. He is the voice articulating the unspoken assumptions of the folk.

>Much like Trump’s entry into the political arena from his professional life characterized by success and opulent wealth, his political awakening, and his supporting retinue of advisors and family, there are many legends of King Arthur that depict marvellous fortunes, a slumbering honour guard of knights, and a pre-ordained awakening.

>Oftentimes treasure hordes surround the resting King. In this instance, King Arthur commands the man to take silver and gold away with him, which is strikingly similar to Trump’s own philanthropy. It is also interesting to note that in these variants of the tale it is a person of common birth and occupation that rouses the great hero. Just like Trump, the hero is enervated by the people.
>>
>>68312596
>briefs
>>
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>>68312758
Sucks to be you lmoa
>>
today is gonna be a bad day
and tomorrow is gonna be worse
and thursday will be even worse still
>>
>>68312823
Huh?
>>
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>>68312868
f-fuggg :-DDDDDDDDDD
>>
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>>68312174
this one is better
>>
>>68313298
briefs are for faggots
>>
>>68313450
Not a real leaf. Indubitably inferior.
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11812752
>>
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Good morning, /cum/
>>
>>68313561
GF2017

I'm finally moving to the city in a few months after living in bumfuck nowhere my whole life
>>
>>68313622
Go back to bed Baja
>>
>>68313662
Why?
>>
>>68313701
There's some weird shit that's about to go down
>>
>>68313745
>There's some weird shit that's about to go down
Oh, I see. Thanks.
>>
>>68313622
Good morning
>>
>>68313514
Is this another way of saying boxer?
>>
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>>68314147
>>
>>68314147
no

boxers and briefs are 2 different things
>>
>>68314213
>>68314224
Well I'm using "trunks"

What 'bout you
>>
New

>>68314472
>>68314472
>>68314472
>>
>>68314413
boxers, I'm not no eurofaggot
>>
>>68314413
boxers like a man
>>
>>68313649
How big is the city?
>>
>>68315010
it's Kitchener ON

but if you count the tri-city area, it's Kitchener/Waterloo/Cambridge which is pretty big
>>
>>68302650
*bing* *bing* *WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
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