*teleports behind you* - edition
respect the leaf
>>68314563
>>68314563
Nicole pls
>>68314593
you're on THIN ICE pal
>>68314613
*insults your leaf*
What are you gonna do about it tough guy
having massive volumes of very sulfurous farts today, which happen to be my favorite kind
>>68314609
>tfw our next PM will be Kellie Leitch (Canadian Trump)
What's it like to have a full head of hair
>>68314653
I'm gonna respect your freedom of speech
>>68314767
comfy
>>68314724
>wanting a grumpy old lesbian as PM
why?
>>68314771
God bless Canada, and God bless the US of A
>>68314724
Good
Let's fuck up North America
>>68314767
Great, except when it's hot outside.
Why doesn't your """country""" have an ally as great as Canada?
I was eating lunch at this sandwich shop and this guy walked up to me and gave me a CD with tracklist. I looked up the artist and it's shitty rap music off soundcloud
help me, the actual dude gave me his mixtape
>>68314917
where's mexico's muscular arm?
>>68314910
sorry Pablo, I'm going to have to side with the Americans on this one
>>68314968
It's spyware
>>68314992
non existent since both canada and america have an adversarial relationship with mexico
>>68314967
Yeah, we have you
>>68315009
i didnt actually use the cd since my laptop doesnt have a disc drive, i just looked the artist up on google and his soundcloud showed up, he's from my city
>>68314917
USA on the right.
>>68315182
usa on the left*
we're becoming even less white
>>68315182
>USA
>White
>>68315230
>>68315227
>Arnold
>not the most nauseatingly pro-Americuck on the planet
>tfw all of you're memes are shit
Does anybody have any funny memes I could save? I went 5 days without going on my computer and looking at the stuff I last saved, it's all shit.
I don't know why I don't delete 3/4 of my shit images I save off here.
>>68315182
no way dude
we're less than 3% black
>>68315336
>>68315336
tell me about it, when am I EVER gonna use this picture?
>>68315396
french cuisine threads
>>68315476
Alright, what about this one?
>>68315336
.
I'm not supporting this capatalistic holiday and I hope you are not either
On the toilet pooing now guys
Kind of regretting it because my farts will probably go away now
I can see why I was farting so much the poo is bubbling like an alkaseltzer it's so gaseous
Hanging with the lads
>>68315562
>he types on his iPhone
boxer-briefs are nice
man I bought total war and overwatch in may and I still haven't even started either of them up. feels shit man
i'm not crazy, right?
>>68315680
Overwatch is a bad game
>tfw you would rather watch someone else play your favorite video games than play them yourself
this is how it begins
>>68315680
>buying Overhype
Why
>>68315680
panties are still superiour underwear sw*den
>>68315713
ur depressed
>>68315713
a cuckold fetish?
yes
it is
>>68315680
Haven't played a newer game on my laptop this year other than arkham knight and killing floor, videogames just aren't the same anymore
>>68315708
>>68315719
t. shitters
>>68315336
>>68315713
I haven't played a single game(nor watched or read anything about games online) in a few months and have no real desire to return to them. I hate how much time and money I've wasted on them
NEED a bf to be desu
>>68315703
Not yet.
>>68316098
thank you
guys what are good off-the-beaten-path Gamecube games?
PS2 games?
>>68316021
Growing up sucks
>>68316142
>off-the-beaten-path
the fuck does that even mean
>>68316142
Kirby Air Ride is underrated
but just play city trial, the rest of the game is meh
>>68316179
hidden gems, underrated stuff I guess
>>68316247
kirby air ride was the shit with my (1) friend back in the day
so many fights over the dragoon and hydra
too bad I have no one to play with now
>>68316162
in some ways yes, but the independence is nice
but I'm happy that I've lost the desire to play games, I was way too addicted to them.
my girlfriend got me this nice warm sweater at the store but she doesn't realise the sweater is for ladies
help me
is nintendo dying?
>>68316549
yes
>>68316534
post a picture of it
>>68316578
i would if my camera wasn't dead
gonna order me a pasta bread bowl from dominoes
how is your day going /cum/?
everything hurts like hell
my mom hasn't read my text where I asked her to pick up eggnog before she comes home
>>68316796
move out you loser
there is absolutely no good reason to live at home past 17
>>68316796
>not living with youyr best friends in a 3 bedroom flat
bad anon
>>68316337
Ikr :(
>>68316259
I couldn't afford a lot when I had that system, the Zelda games were good, Pikmin, Metroid, the usual Nintendo games were good.
Tales of Symphonia was fun, and I heard Baten Kaitos was too.
>>68316162
it does
though it's nice to branch out into a few other hobbies besides gaming
>he still lives with his mother
>>68316865
I am, I'm 21 and moving to a city in a few months after living in small towns my whole life
>>68316910
that doesn't sound very fun. I'm a very clean and tidy person who likes the quiet
that just sounds like a recipe for a noisy, filthy mess
>>68316142
Shamu's Deep Sea Adventure
took me at least a fucking year to beat
>>68316796
>tfw you wake up, go to the kitchen and discover mummy went grocery shopping
Scarcely a better feeling.
https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/806175619696435200
>>68317129
cool
what city are you moving to?
>>68316752
>everything hurts like hell
what happened?
>>68317320
Kitchener Ontario
That Krampus horror movie last year was alright, but the Drunk Mall Santa who is a war Veteran Santa vs. Krampus would have been better.
https://i.4cdn.org/co/1481012903716.jpg
>>68317367
""""city""""
have you lived in <10k towns always?
>>68317362
fell down stairs
>>68317129
it's very fun when your flatmates/friends aren't loud/obnoxious and they just chill, smoke weed and play vidya when theyre not at work
>>68317474
are you alright? did you trip?
Would you date a girl who wears a larger size pants than you do?
>>68316142
Try Custom Robo for gamecube.
I have lots of good memories of Nightfire too.
>>68317464
yeah and I hate it. It's isolating, it's depressing, there's nothing to do.
it's in the top 10 most populous cities of Canada, don't blame me for Canada only having like 2-4 real cities
>>68316752
Slow, waiting for the champions league matches to begin
>>68317531
I tripped, but I'm fine
was walking my dog with my mom and we met some older lady, she told my mom I was tall.
does she want the d?
>>68317669
>It's isolating, it's depressing, there's nothing to do.
i feel the same about cities
>>68317516
>smoke weed
no thanks. Like I said, I don't want filth in my living space.
>>68317724
Why didn't she tell you that you were tall?
>>68317733
maybe you'd fit a country lifestyle better then
I certainly don't, but that doesn't mean you won't
>>68317806
I think they new each other.
>>68317669
>It's isolating, it's depressing, there's nothing to do.
cities don't have much to do either unless you're into going to bars and things like that
there's actually less to do than in a small town, at least in a small town you can go hiking, shooting, fishing etc
cities have nothing
in my opinion the only reason to move to a city is for work, and perhaps to make friends if you are into subculture that can't be found in a small town
Anglos BTFO
*crashes your plane with absolutely no survivors*
>>68317852
i used to live in a town under 1,000 people so moving to a big city was an unpleasant transition
but i get some people like the noise and strange faces.
>>68317934
>asians are only marginally better at math than whites
damn, i thought they had us BTFO
>>68317957
one thing that annoys the fuck out of me in the city is the constant sirens
they never fucking stop
how are there emergencies 24 hours a day
6_6
>>68318123
~(ļæ£ā½ļæ£)~
>>68317872
Kitchener has plenty of countryside surrounding it
>>68317957
did you enjoy visiting cities when you still lived in a small town? I love visiting cities
>>68318178
A-am I a bad person? I never meant any harm, I didn't think he'd try killing himself for doing it, I was kidding, oh god oh god oh god ;_;
>>68318260
w-w-what?
nigga shut up!!
>>68318260
YOU MONSTER
Tfw you will never kiss a cut girl under a mistletoe
>>68318092
most of the calls end up being false alarms but they have to check.
the ambulance bit makes sense because a city of people always means constant medical emergencies.
>>68318180
not really. the cities we visited were generally only cities legally. very small sleepy towns that were big enough to have a costco type of places. actual big cities made me dizzy.
Just me and the lads
>>68318393
me in the hat
>>68318304
I'm 1/64th black and very offended mine ven.
>>68318309
I know.
How was I supposed to know he was a schizophrenic? I though he just had multiple personality disorder.
*pranks your stupid ass and laughs at you*
>>68318477
hello danmark!
>ywn have a qt Danish bf to cuddle with at night
why even live
>>68318565
>didn't post the transparent yui pic
Jesus christ, chile.......
>>68318622
I don't have on cellphone ;_;
oh wait nvm
>>68318321
oh
because personally I love going to Toronto and just walking the streets looking up at the tall buildings, eating at diners and cafes and shit. I just love the city. I don't know what it is about the city but it just makes me happy, being surrounded by everything I need sounds nice
NYC even more so, I've only been there a little over a dozen times though
>>68318754
>girls with a midwest/canadian accent
>>68318565
*rapes you*
>>68318782
didnt mean to reply
>>68318788
kek
good one america
*high fives you*
>>68318693
i really like to bully u
>>68318821
*high fives you back*
Just doing my job, h-heh.
What the fuck happened to Spotify?
Did they revamp it to cater to those with an IQ below 80?
>>68318890
Spotify was never good
>>68318912
discover weekly is a godsend
>>68318890
I feel like the search on it is even more retarded now. I think they fixed the looping song glitch on the 'radio' though.
>tfw learned French because I like QuƩbec
Why am I so retarded?
>>68318984
Idk man, there's really no way to justify that.
I wish I could say something nice, I really do.
>>68318945
this is like the gayest shit I've ever seen
It's like they tried to make it easier to browse but it's just retarded
No canadian bullying here, thank you
>>68318984
Why am I so retarded?
You're not retarded, it could be worse.
>>68319093
Ikr
>>68319093
>>68319122
waahoo!! baja-chan is here!
>>68319122
>tfw baja chan will never suck my clit while I finger her ass
Why even live?
My sister got a job in the federal government.
She can get free french tutoring, and gets bonuses because she's bilingual.
Bunch of retards
>>68319066
To be quite honest they can do whatever they want with it and it will still be the best music streaming app.
>>68319180
Hello, Denmark.
>>68319210
Not this again, please.
>>68319210
was baja-chan made for lewdness or just hugs and kisses?
>>68319309
you're the same poster that literally posts random shit.
Dude stop
>>68318866
don't be rude
>>68319353
She was made for me hopping the Cali-Baja Cali border and me being put on the naughty list for doing many illegal acts to her sweet, sexy, mestizo body.
>>68319433
How's a picture of my classmates "random" and who the hell are you?
>>68319338
>Whores for attention
>Asks for it to stop
That's not how it works you little shit
>>68319496
Do not reply to non-/cum/ posters+Chile
friggin right
>>68319496
I'm 45% sure the Dane is stalking me but I'm a schizophrenic so I think everyone is stalking me but I'm 100% sure he's really stalking me.
>>68319551
With all the rapes isn't Denmark just a country in South America anyway?
What the fuck is eggnog anyway?
>>68319433
fuck off dude you don't even belong in /cum/
>>68319496
>>68319647
>>68319551
Who am i? WHO AM I?
I WALKED BOB DYLAN ON STAGE IN 1975
>>68319596
>45% sure he's stalking me
>100% sure hes stalking me
Paranoia is a hell of a drug
>>68319618
just try some
it's creamy, thick, and sweet. I don't know how to describe the flavour exactly though
>>68319618
Imagine nog as a drink but with some cinnamon and you have a good mental description of what eggnog is.
Q U I
W H O
D O N D E
i was in the hospital yesteday because of Dehydration and low blood pressure due to low defenses caused by a general depression
Almost all movies are predictable, mainstream-value-enforcing garbage. It is like school for dumb adults.
The idea is to produce a 90 Minute Video in which (mostly famous) people say and do things according to a script that some person wrote. They pretend there is a story happening. When they are angry in one scene then the actor acts angry. He plays anger so it looks like he is angry in the story.
So some dude with a barret on his head wrote a long story and other people are reading it while other people are filming and recording audio and to the editing and create special effects. Then marketing people then try to make the movie as likeable to as many people as possible and then try to get other people to pay for watching it so all this work was not in vain.
The result is this unartistic perfectly structured product.
Movies can be nice if the story is interesting and the actors are fun but so many movies are just garbage. And people don't care. They look at the garbage while they eat and drink expensive garbage because they need to be occupied after doing work they hate with people they hate. If they were left alone at home without something to distract them, they would have to get in touch with their thoughts and feelings.
Oy vey.
>>68320037
no one is going to read this shit nigga
gtfo
>>68320037
man, today's movie trailers are pretty fucking cringy
>>68320037
wATCH chinesE movies they are FUCKING ULTRA
>Almost all movies are predictable, mainstream-value-enforcing garbage. It is like school for dumb adults.
>The idea is to produce a 90 Minute Video in which (mostly famous) people say and do things according to a script that some person wrote. They pretend there is a story happening. When they are angry in one scene then the actor acts angry. He plays anger so it looks like he is angry in the story.
>So some dude with a barret on his head wrote a long story and other people are reading it while other people are filming and recording audio and to the editing and create special effects. Then marketing people then try to make the movie as likeable to as many people as possible and then try to get other people to pay for watching it so all this work was not in vain.
>The result is this unartistic perfectly structured product.
>Movies can be nice if the story is interesting and the actors are fun but so many movies are just garbage. And people don't care. They look at the garbage while they eat and drink expensive garbage because they need to be occupied after doing work they hate with people they hate. If they were left alone at home without something to distract them, they would have to get in touch with their thoughts and feelings.
>Oy vey.
>When they are angry in one scene then the actor acts angry. He plays anger so it looks like he is angry in the story.
now what is acting supposed to be you moron?
>>68320162
This.
I was watching some Chinese movies in a stream with my buds.
They all wanted to quit watching it after 5 minutes but it was amazing.
5 muscled men turn into blood smoothies in the first 3 minutes and then you cut to these hot cgi tiger women and a talking green guy and it was like 2nd life but as a full-fledge movie.
>wATCH chinesE movies they are FUCKING ULTRA
What does /cum/ think of forests?
>>68320246
i think he's referring that actors don't show anger or rage in a very realistic way. More like an exaggerated or cartoonish way.
BROKEN HEARTS MAKE IT RAIN
BROKEN HEARTS MAKE IT RAIN
BROKEN HEARTS MAKE IT RAAAAAAIN
>>68320306
They're p gay desu
I'm unironically playing Team Fortress in 2016
what does this mean, apart from "2poor4Overwatch"
>>68320306
Il forĆŖt sont trĆ©s beautifeiullement.
>>68320306
Greatest places in the world.
>>68320359
So am I.
Pic related
>>68320321
Well that would depend on the actor and the movie
>>68320321
that's why there are GOOD actors and BAD actors
>>68320359
I like Overwatch but TF2 had more freedom with private servers and cool mods
I wish Valve would release TF3 to bring back the hype and community
>>68320400
what's your steam? we could play casual or smth
>>68320213
nice touch with the uva fedora >>68320213
>68320414
>68320449
thanks for the (You)s you fucking morons
>>68320359
How long before they abandon the game and crash the economy with no survivors by making unusuals purchasable for just five bucks more than regular hats?
>>68320527
http://steamcommunity.com/id/GabeIfYouAreReadingThisSendMoney/
There you go.
Just make sure you tell me it's you when you add me~
>>68320572
they pretty much already have abandoned the game, bar like 2 devs and the janitor
i really wanna DANCE but everything hurts
I would win against anyone here in a game of Ping Pong
>>68320691
*teleports behind u*
*unsheathes ping pong paddle*
heh, u sure bout that, kid?
>>68320691
that doesn't sound bad ass
>>68320735
*hits your face with a ping pong ball*
heh... you were saying?
>>68320784
Yes sir, thank you sir, please sir may I have another?
>>68320619
still gets more actual content updates than dota 2
>>68320721
>>68320735
>>68320784
meet me at the table in 20 minutes, nerds
Manzanillo, motherfuckers!
>>68317234
what did he mean by this?
>>68320830
remember dota fans,
S K I N S A R E N T C O N T E N T
>>68320899
good luck with the humidity
>>68321012
Good luck with this unzips dick
Can i buy a shotgun on a tourist visa in USA? I want to end myself fast
>>68321012
The mornings are cool, afternoon hop in the pool or go to the beach, sunset drink a cool drink and watch the ships leave the bay
Who here /La Punta/?
>>68319321
you're welcome
>>68321132
no but you CAN rent a car and drive off a cliff
>>68321172
There must be a state where you can just buy a gun
>>68321211
there isn't, unless you are a permanent resident and have proper documentation identifying yourself
t. foreign /k/ommando
>>68321290
So i must buy one from a nigga in a ghetto?
>>68321211
I was going to suggest I gun show but I don't want you to die
>>68321303
sure, if you're into buying cheapass, dirty "glocks" off jamal, or alternatively go to a gun show and try not to have an accent
Who Radio Graffiti here ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHgOmD5zVM8
>>68321375
>>68321334
i have family in Florida is it easy to find a gun show there?
>>68321150
Im from Mazatlan, r8
>>68321421
what is this garbage?
>>68321433
probably easy enough. you're only allowed to go if you aren't going to shoot yourself
>tfw eating at a 1000 calorie deficit every day while taking caffeine and pseudo-ephedrine
Gotta lose that weight
>>68321521
True Capitalism Radio
>>68321521
should i shoot myself in the mouth straight to the brain or just shoot straight in the temple?
>>68321540
RIP your heart
>>68321574
neither
>>68321480
Nautical/10
Looks cozy. Also probably a bit less hot than Manzanillo
>>68321640
guess i will do it the nazi way
mom got me a new flannel shirt lads
christmas green
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>68321609
I don't have a family history of any heart problems aside from my estranged grandmother on my dad's side, but that is because she is a fat sack of shit with diabetes.
>>68321791
post pic
African American culture
How do I gain weight?
>>68321851
eat more calories than you burn
What's /cum/ listening to this afternoon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l7-WRHSfHo
>>68321837
you mean drugs?
>>68321851
Eat a lot of protein
>>68321867
But I eat a lot of candy and I don't move much.
>>68321738
why tho
>>68321869
https://youtu.be/myl0zrvAuhE
>>68321869
https://youtu.be/d52M5M6OOXs?list=RD_xvTmpc4eX4
>>68321869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAXnqjUfal4
Daily reminder that hating The Beatles is an unfunny, overdone, normie millennial meme.
>>68321979
>>68322054
John Lennon was kind of a dick though
>>68322054
nice opinion
>>68322087
>opinion
>>68322054
https://mydickband.bandcamp.com/track/imagine-dick
>>68321915
Life is boring nothing to do
so tired
>>68322121
yeah that's what I said
>>68322132
>>68322141
>>68322142
>Eastern Europe has invaded
guys, never but NEVER drink grosella tea, it's fucking disgusting
hiii :D
>>68322168
oi fuck off cunt
>>68320359
you're a brony
>>68322197
Heil Hitler fellow german!
>>68322230
B-be nice, Latvia.
*unsheathes penis*
*teleports in front of you*
*posts vape fedora memes*
On the bus
>>68322309
gf sent me this
Give me a place in Florida that have the most leftie faggots my grandpa allowed me to shot for fun in his garden
>>68322397
*gf*
>>68322288
look :D
>>68322418
Can you show the rest of the video?
That looks like a fun water slide.
>>68322486
>implying I know
>implying I care
>>68322418
>painted nails
Who here likes memes?
>>68322288
Good digits.
>>68322581
memes are p gay desu
>Johan, 2 of your friends live in Finland, which is celebrating Independence Day!
reminder to go to mƤmmi and congratulate them
no independent finland = no epic memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnMxcM7Gbjo
What the fuck is wrong with Germans?
>>68322581
I do haha.
>>68322628
>being friends with finns
>>68322577
>succing nemo
>>68322628
Nobody cares, Sven
>>68322377
this is the random shit i'm talking about
>>68322623
Canadians are dumb
after carefully reviewing all generals on /int/, i can conclude that /cum/ is far from being the worst
>>68322737
no shit
>>68322646
They are from Ć„land which is basically swedish, so it's ok right?
>>68322725
R-rude!
>>68322675
I care, Pedro.
>watch ash vs evil dead
>the trees don't rape the girls and only toss them around
>>68321869
stuff from spotify discover weekly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqDf6H0IY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDzNomoVnB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXQ2AdNV2GQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZqyNQ7_LsU
>>68322851
>It could've been worse
I chuckled
>>68322819
Swedes in a nutshell
kush
Canadians are nice.
>>68322909
No turban, no true swede.
>>68322959
You misspelled "dumb"
>>68322959
they are nice taking it if you know what i mean
>>68322959
die weeb scum
you're part of what makes /cum/ intolerable
I wish /can/ would just take off already
>>68322959
Some Canadian called me a "canscer cell" earlier in broken English
I'm angry with Canadians at the moment
[your man tier post]
im tired
>>68323010
whats holding you back?
you can fuck off at any given time.
me on the left
>>68323010
>Tried to be nice
>received rudeposting
Now I know why does people call you "fucking leafs"
>>68323082
I can't be bothered starting the threads, but I always participate in them
>>68323168
>complains
>but too lazy to do anything about it
turn off the computer then kid.
your man tier general
your man tier board
your man tier chan
>>68322959
canadians aren't nice
americans are actually much friendlier than canadians are polite but not nice
>>68323218
your man tier post
bew nread
>>68323229
>>68315532
I have some more of those
>>68323265
what the fuck who is this much of a failure >>68323139
>>68323265
post them in the new thread if you don't mind
>>68323154
I don't care what you think of me dude
shouldn't you be in some South American Spanish thread, it makes no sense that the three of us are lumped together.
>>68323253
Canadians are always extremely passive aggressive, why is this?
I HAD ENOUGH
BULLY CANADA
BULLY CANADAAAAAAAA
>>68323346
dumb frogposter
>>68323318
No
>>68323346
STUPID LEAF STUPID LEAF
BE NICE TO BAJA BE NICE TO BAJA
>>68322959
candians are DUMB
D U M B
smooth
pale
chinese
feet
>>68323491
no fuck off, Mexicans need to see themselves to a Latin American general
it'd be like /brit/ also including Spain, it makes no sense