/cum/

>>68258433
>Once you see a thread about all the negative stuff about your country every single day, you just stop care about it because you already know what's true or false.
Yeah. It just gets annoying

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This machine kills MiGs

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can't wait to prove what state is better

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>>68258472
>colombian getting ready to fuck his burro.jpg

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>>68258499
They're just fishing for (you)'s from certain flags though. That's the whole purpose of /int/ besides generals.

cum lol

>>68258472
Isn't this the "furfag's dream come true?

smoking a black and mild right now lol

Whatever happened to that one trip?

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>two ten paged essays due right before finals

What MK-Ultra type experiments are currently being executed by the us govt?

>>68258640
bajachan is really a soviet spy

>>68258638
iktf

>>68258472
me on the right

>tfw no furfag bf

>>68258638
for some reason all my classes except one have final papers and projects instead of tests.I only have one test during finals week and everything else is due before so I have 6 days of absolutely nothing

Canada please explain
>>68249865

>>68258638
that's what I did today

>>68258681
just one autist. Like mex and other generals it will die.

I think Baja is actually a couple different namefags both ironically impersonating each other

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>>68258676
>class has final project and final exam

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>>68258681
Quebecers are very needy, constantly demanding money and attention.

Terrible gf, we're stuck in a loveless relationship.

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>>68258717
sorry buddy

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Rate me /cum/

>>68258731
10/10 wouldn't throw over wall

>>68258731
>no beard
0/10

Fuck college
Downward spiral 4 lyf

>>68258730
What uni do you got to? What are you studying?

>>68258731
100tifiko

>>68258717
you'll make it, lad

soon you'll finish college and look back and wonder why you were ever in such a hurry

>>68258754
Washington State University, political science. I was just talking about it in the old thread. I'm curious if you've heard of my school
you?

>>68258731
Did you get rid of your beard?

Poor choice/10

>>68258763
this. college goes by in no time. And fuck me, I can''t believe I've been working for 2 years already. I want to retire already

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>>68258701
/mex/ used to be funny, and then mexican /l*t/ posters just ruined everything.

>>68258703

You say this because I'm not posting anime, right?

>>68258803
did she actually say that?

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/lat/

>>68258815
Yes, and the audio was also censored.

>>68258834
seriously? what a whore

>>68258763
I'm just waiting to go abroad again

>>68258782
Never heard of it 2bh, but I live on the opposite coast and I dont watch college sports or anything

>>68258782
>Washington State University
http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2016/dec/02/undocumented-students-appeal-to-washington-state-u/
wut

Any fellow university of wyoming friends?

>>68258844
yeah, I know.

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>>68258880
>wyoming

autism
>>68255898

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>tfw too dumb to get above a B in most sciences
>always wanted to be a veterinarian
I'll keep trying, but I'm starting to feel like only disappointment awaits me now.

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>>68258923

>>68258927
Maybe try changing study habits or something. I thought I had a similar problem in my first year of college but I changed a few things and A's started rolling in my toughest subjects
vet school is definitely hard to get into sadly

>>68258852
where do you study?
you probably would know us if you watched football. we are known for having one of the most loyal fan-bases. our fans are crazy though. they say it's not cougar(our mascot) football if you're sober
>>68258858
this protest was bullshit. there were about 9 people there and they weren't even doing anyting, just complaining that it was too cold. also the thing they wanted isn't going too happen. my school has a lot of this kinda dumb stuff because our students are either conservative or had too low of a gpa to get into UW. so the only liberals here are extremely stupid

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>>68258785
Not really. Its an old photo

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Time to go.

Have a good night /cum/
Yes, even you, California.

I hope to see you tomorrow, and this time it'll be true.

Bye!

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>>68259020
>Yes, even you, California.
whats that supposed to mean

>>68259020
Good night Baja

>>68259015
>I'll never have a beard like that
Why live

>>68259020
>even you, California
what did she mean by this

I can see it now
Moot is going to work his way up through the ranks of Google until he's in a position of power to buy out 4chan and run it ad free on Google's shekels forever

>>68258966
I changed my study habits and went from failing to getting B's. I'm too far in now though, I can only hope for the best.

desu. I'm thinking about going back to college for an MBA. My earnings potential will go up, and I won't have to be on such a low level of the food chain.

how would one (hypothetically of course) get the satisfaction of getting paid one gets as a wage cuck, but without the work needing to be put in, but without the soul crushing depression of being a NEET

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>>68259050
>work his way up through the ranks of Google
nigger have you even seen his job description
he's a nothing, another of the countless silly ventures google have done over the decades

>>68259073
working from home

>>68259031
>>68259047

Baja loves California now.

>tfw it used to be Canada

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>>68259020
>>68259047
Pic related.

Some of you said: "Good thing that Baja isn't here to see this" or something like that.

But it was too late; I was lurking that night. Don't worry. I love you guys.

>>68259073
Go to school and then work from home

>>68259079

doing what?

>>68259095
working

>>68259102

on what?

>>68259110
camshows

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>>68259074
Just because you don't understand it doesn't make it any less true

>>68259001
Boston College, but I use my hometown flag because don't feel much like a Bostonian

>>68259073
Debilitating mental illness
Drug addiction
Start a band or make music or any other form of art you're passionate about
Get a job where you do jack shit

>>68259070
go 4 it. I wanted to go back to school, but I got a house with my fiance and we have too many financial responsibilities now.

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>>68259092

>>68259127

Im not a slut

>>68259138

none of those apply to me, and Im too bad at guitar to start a band

>>68259092
Let me know if you see this
I hope you die in your sleep

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>>68259095
do you want me to list the countless opportunities in every field to get a job that offers to work from home?
i'm personally aiming for a comfy sys admin job where i can be lazy at home and accomplish everything from computer unless it absolutely requires being on site

>>68259158
git gud

>>68259136
I do the same thing but just home county because my hometown flag wasn't on the thing.
>>68259158
>Im not a slut
your flag says otherwise

>>68259158
You know any programming languages or are you good at computer art?
If so, let's make an app together and become millionaires

Sup, niggas

>>68259158
>Im not a slut
Yes you are

>>68258803
/lat/ is the biggest fucking cancer I've talked to in my time here. they can go kiss my ass except for a few decent ones there

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>>68259160

>>68259182

I know C++ and assembly code

thats literally it

>>68259168

experience has shown Im not made out to be a CS guy

>>68259187
hello ruski buddy. what a coincidence, I'm supposed to be studying for my russian oral final right now.

>>68259176

t. "us 12"er

>>68259192

t. actual slut

>>68259197
Can you write an app with that?

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>>68259211
>t. actual slut
I haven't had sex in 2 years

>>68259226
Gee I have never had sex

>>68259222

theoretically I guess

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>>68259197
>IT department shit = CS
lel

>>68259226
>Having sex
Dumb normie

>>68259243
>>68259251
lol

>>68259158
>>68259192
>>68259211
>>68259226
>>68259243
I wish I could be a slut

>>68259245

that alone should show you my chance of being a System Admin

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>>68259226
I passed the one-year anniversary a few months ago.

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>>68259243
Me neither :D

>>68259259
I can help you with that bb

>>68259243
>>68259274
Me also

>>68259255
I'd like to have sex, but only with someone I really love. Unfortunately I have not found a person like that yet.

it real nigga hours yet?

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>>68259211
this road pretty much passes right through where I am. wow that was cool. did you look that up or something? I didn't even know what that highway was called.
>>68259259
haha yeah you guys are losers... I've definitely done that thing before...

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>>68258638
>two fucking more 10 page essays due wednesday

It's times like this I'm glad my college offers kindergarten-tier stress relief sessions after exams. Think "Trump won" anti-stress dogs, hot chocolate, that sort of shit.

>>68259300

how the fuck do you live in Washington and not know what "Us 12's" are

Should I read Oedipus?
Also, should I smoke another bowl?

>>68259320
yes and yes

>>68259297
Real nigga hours starts at 4 EST

>>68259317
Just want football season to be over already desu so I can stop having any hopes and dreams for sundays and then end up let down

>>68259341
ah okay. I'll be back then later then.

I can't post with fake niggas

>>68259351

oh boo hoo, the skins are 6-5

try being 1-11 with a fucking commie for a QB

>>68259300
We can learn how to be sluts together!

>>68259359
I-I'm a real nigga tho

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>>68259351
>tfw Cleveland Browns fan
you can never know my pain

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>>68259317
is a us 12 a derogatory term? I've never even been on that highway before. I'm from the northwest part of the state and the us 12 is at the bottom of the state. I'm near it now because of college
>>68259351
>>68259371
>>68259383
>tfw mariners fan

>>68259378
then I'll see you in two hours

>>68259210
Hmm, Russian oral? Does it mean you suck Russian cock very good?

>>68259371
I'd rather suck completely so I don't get my hopes up at least. I don't like being elite one week then laying an egg.
>>68259383
I have money on browns over chargers on christmas eve

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>>68259395
>mariners fan

I WANT AMERICAN FRIEND TO PRACTICE MY ENGLISH AND EMIGRATE TO AMERICA RIGHT NOW!

>>68259424
Putin won't allow it

>>68259424

no commies allowed

>>68259417

no you dont. Theres not even anything enjoyable to watch when the game starts on sunday

>>68259395

football, nigga. The seahawks idiot fanbase as the 12th man

>>68259424
OK. How do you want to talk?

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>>68259403
lel

Beef is delicious
Beef >= Chicken >Pork (although really good porn can be chicken tier)

>>68259424
What would I get in return?

>>68259443
I agree with this but I'd add shellfish>fish>pork

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>>68259443
>really good porn can be chicken tier

>>68259424
Are you the """girl"""?

>>68259441
By skype
>>68259454
My pussy )))

>>68259424
Pedojew? Is that you?

>>68259465
Smoked salmon is GOAT and there's this one fish I don't remember the name of that also tastes great smoked

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>>68259483
It is, how you doing pedojew?

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>>68259443

>>68259403
oh you silly russian.
>>68259422
I know.
for some reason I clicked on your county flag. you should do it and look at the picture by the map
>>68259440
I don't like the seahwaks, their fans annoy me. no one liked them until they started winning. also I prefer college sports in general , besides baseball

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pedojew out unless you send me a virgin from novo rossiya

>>68259507
Ukraine girls > Russian girls

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>>68259417
>I have money on browns over chargers on christmas eve
enjoy being poorer
abject apologies from cleveland

>>68259443
tbqhwy I prefer the chicken burrito at chipotle but most of the time I'd agree ya beef is better

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>>68259502
I've seen them

>>68259507

pls send qt ukrainian girl

>>68259521
Nah man san diego is going to die in that cold weather. I just know it. I could sense it from the moment I saw the game. I know they'll go 1-15

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>>68259520
practically the same thing if you're talking about ethnic east slavs and not tatars etc.

>>68259527
why are they there? is it a super shitty county? now I wonder what mine shows

>>68259560
No, I think it's from a company based here

The county is one of the better ones in the state

>>68259560

a barn

>>68259560
I checked, it just shows the sweet view I used to see everyday on my way to school

Bacon > bacon burger > fried chicken > burger

>>68259575
do you like it?

>>68259551
there's a lot of Russians and ukies here. Ukrainians are just such cooler people compared to those Russian assholes. my goal is to get a ukie wife.

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>>68259580
time for this picture again

fuck, i cant decide how much to drop on a new watch.

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>>68259595
It depends on the person. I've met good and bad of both.

>>68259615
No one cares about watches except dumb teenagers with rich parents or convincing knockoffs

shellfish > fish >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chicken > turkey > beef >>>>>>>>>>>>> pork

>>68259644
are you a cat?

>>68258472
this scene always makes me kek

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>>68259644

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>shelffish

>>68259486
No, I'm just a female. You don't mind befriending a girl or are you sexists?

>>68259661
allergic? that sucks senpai

>>68259644
Turkey burgers from Wal-mart are GOAT

>>68259644
>Fish > Chicken > Turkey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any red meat > shellfish
ftfy

>>68259671

shellfish is an affront to the word of the lord, Heretic

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Got an invite to audition for an orchestra after they went through my online audition and resume, shit bros I might get to do what I want after all

reminder that only non-whites think shellfish and fish are gross

>>68259698
do you use your hands or blow?

>>68259667
I'll have you know this general already has one girl pedojew.

>>68259705

are you saying jesus was non-white?

heretic

>>68259698
congrats
what instrument

>>68259715
>jews
>white

>>68259712
Hands

>>68259705
the only fish I like is salmon and only if some real natives smoke it real nice

>68259656
>Pretending to be edgy for (You)s
Your gonna half to try harder then that

>>68259722
cello
Hopefully all this practice pays off

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>>68259667
moderate levels of doubts

>>68259744
Sometimes I wish I picked up an instrument when I was young, I have no talent at all.

Barbecue tastes great so why do barbecue chips taste like shit?
Is it because I'm desentizied to the flavor fron eating them since childhood (i-in moderation of course) or are they really just that bad?

>>68259772
they are that bad

>>68259744
that's awesome
i'm sure it will, best of luck

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>>68259744
>cello
CELLO BROS 4 LYFE
GODTIER TASTE

I want a black friend.

>>68259806
I'm probably white

>>68259806
hi

>>68259771
It's never too late to dedicate yourself to something and learn. One of my students was two decades older than me and he is probably one of the better learners I dealt with

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVEU6n2eKtg

>12:20

>start final fantasy xv
>the main cast looks like a bunch of fujobait homos
wow, okay. No girls in this party for it to be less of a fucking sausage fest huh

Yo niggas
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N6voHeEa3ig

>>68259837
just ben carson snoring

>>68259814
hi, do you have BBC

>>68259886
why do russians like "gangster" shit?

>>68259639
Not sure if serious....

Anyways, I ate that KFC Nashville chicken they have right now and it was pretty good. Had that good southern flavor I love: spicy and greasy as fuck.

Anybody else try this? Thoughts?

>>68259909
Because Russians are black niggers from the pit of hell

>>68259909
Because we're gangsters yo

>>68259886
Love that old school shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KutXyPEEbQs

>>68259905
yes, i have a lot of it

>>68259922
Hmm, it does look interesting. But how many calories were in it

>>68259937
You like gangster films?

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>>68259168
Are home dispatches common for sysadmins? Our sysadmins were pack-a-day smokers who were on-site at the data center like 16 hours a day for some days. TSRs on the other hand would crack open a beer and VPN to the network.

>>68259935
U jelly yo. At least we're white with black mentality just like average white American

>>68259946
Idk, probably over a 1000 for a drum and thigh? I kept my calorie low during day to feast on it.

>>68259948
Not really but I'll watch this one. I like rap

>>68259952
getting real sick of your shit, crossdresser

>>68259968

is this band popular at all in your country?
https://youtu.be/GyjMOsqry04

>>68259952
Oh okay so like a wigga? >>68259968

>>68259950
depends where you work and for what you're supposed to be doing

What is the best Mexican band or singer?

>>68259972
:3

Fuck of kiddiefucker

>>68259968
Whatch the film called Colors. 90s film or 80s about cops and gangs in los Angeles. Lotta niggas like you. Training day is cool too.

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>>68260000
the digits by juan

>>68259964
Might do that for a cheat day because it does interest me. I'm a big chicken guy

>>68260000
Look at those digits tho


Oh uh, death grip

>>68259952
If you like black gangsters so much you're more than welcome to take them.
(You're right though, I look around me and everyone I grew up with is a filthy white nigger.)

>>68259992
I guess. Vendors have it way easier than CLECs.

>>68259952
>>68259985
>implying consumerism isn't an invention of the white man
There is literally no difference between standing in line for the latest sneaker and standing in line for the latest iphone. Shit I'd go further and say that there's no difference between selling drugs to an addict or issuing subprime loads. It's the same low life, dog eat dog, exploitative mentality that almost all Americans adhere to regardless of race.

>>68260026
OH NO HOT HEAD RAW NO FUCKING FILTER CROOKED NEEDLE HOT HEAD

Ahh, where's my girlfriend?

>>68259982
Hmm not really. This is chanson

>>68260078
listen bud no one wants to hear about your johnson

>>68260030
Lol that I why everyone tells that Russians are similar to Americans

>>68260023
Yea dude, I think it might be kinda high in ssodium so keep the liter o' water on deck.

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big flag

>>68260078
>chanson
I don't understand, chanson? doesn't this mean french song? this is a Russian band

https://youtu.be/er378H2n--I?list=PL89S-c2mHH-afki_b191HRES-JTJl-cDH
what about these guys? are they popular?

>>68260062
I'm here ^^

>>68260122

for you

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=63NcWsdZ4Fw

>>68260131
I actually wouldn't mind a cute Russian girlfriend. I used to talk to this nice Russian girl.

>>68260129
Russian chanson means different type of music. Here's an example
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GQTFPIoz7Uc

>>68260129
It means song, in French.

>this slavshit gets ignored in /balt/
>comes over to /cum/ to try to bait someone

>>68260162
I don't mind having Anglo friendo, I have a bf for now

>>68260184
nevermind, the russian clarified

>>68260129
Sector gaza is quite popular, yeah

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>>68260156
>warren G

i c u

>>68260182
oh.
here is good american rap
https://youtu.be/qXzWlPL_TKw?list=PLeZvIDpy40VNXFXVSxN4kTrpmddgJqcW1

>Sector gaza is quite popular
nice. would you say they are a good representation of russian rock?

>>68260210
>I have a boytriend

>>68260131
What did he mean by this

>>68259304
>>68259304
>kindergarten-tier stress relief sessions
WHAT THEF UCK ARE THESE???

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Westworld turned to such utter schlock so incredibly fast, it's actually amazing how huge the nosedive was after the first few episodes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qNPguBobQPY
>Tfw no black bf

>>68260247
Wouldn't say this is a good representation of Russian rock. But again my opinion is subjective.
Here's another popular rock song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1u7WN2zBEDc

>Natasha
more like Fatasha, go fuck yourself you creepy obese faggot and just stop coming here
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/k/ys

>>68260365
would sektor gaza be a good reputation of the rock music of that era? late 80s early 90s? during the soviet repression

do you like all gangster music or just rap? this song is about la gangsters from around the time of WW1 i believe, maybehttps://youtu.be/PWWpsxyGXIc?list=PL_yjwqHG-LGkjlL6zbpccpxZ-nrzdh5rP ww2

>>68260247
Black rock is cool ^^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnC56tmHh9Q

>Canada
>yes

>>68260425
I guess so. Alisa and Kino used to be popular in 80s as well. Mum told me. She likes Pavel Kashin

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>>68260459
Pashka Kakashka
Pavel is my name in russian class

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>be a NEET
>burn out HARD on video games, cant bring myself to play anything
>get a job again
>come home exhausted and still have no urge to pick up and play anything

>>68260448
delet

>>68260395
woah, look at this rudeboi >:|

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>>68260557
King of Sweden will give you the fighting power

>>68260425
This video is blocked in Russia

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What are you listening to right now, /cum/?

youtu.be/UYFTbzREY7M

>>68260557
I haven't seriously played video games in about 2 years. Haven't even been on steam since June.

I feel like I've wasted hundred of dollars on nothing.

>>68260628

https://youtu.be/1IqH3uliwJY
try this one?

>>68260651
Same. Have no time to play. Also need a mouse. Miss my vidya friends

>>68260644

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJpJqF1CJ6k

>>68260651

thats exactly what I think is happening to me. Cant even bring myself to fire up anything but Tomb Raider 1, which I'll play for maybe 1/2 an hour then drop for at least a week

>>68260666
Nice song and dances. Isn't it jazz

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>I once again failed to hook up with my friend(female)

jesus, i'm such a failure. Roughly two years ago I made one of my first posts in this general about going out with this same girl and yet after trying to better myself over two years I've still failed. Why do I even have a penis

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>>68260775

at least you can work up the courage to talk to them

>>68260740
yeah, the original gangster music. this band was part of the swing revival movement in the 90s, they like to pretend they're from the 20s. during ww1 they put restrictions on manufacturers so they couldn't make fancy suits because they were a waste of resources when they needed them for the war. latino gang people in California wore these fancy zoot suits and naval sailors on leave just went through the streets and beat them up for weeks. that's what the song is talking about
also my highschool band played this at the talent show when i was 15

>>68260775
I can be your pal (female) as well.

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>>68260644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rehF0Df2DIc

>>68260837
Such a cool story behind this song. I think most of hipsters are big fans of the USA in 20s-60s

>>68260797
god help us that we're just late bloomers and will make it soon

>>68260841
IRL gfs or bust desu

I don't think Paul Simon is for me.

>>68260775
get another gf and see if she becomes jealous

>>68260867
I like this song.
>>68260923
Sorry, can't be real

>>68260909
hipsters in Russia?
do you know any good russian jazz? I tried finding some videos of the The RSFSR First Eccentric Orchestra Jazz Band of Valentin Parnakh but couldn't find any

>>68260644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1AkYgBTc4M

>tsurugi kyousuke

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>>68260644
I wish I had a more diverse list of jazz to post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4PKzz81m5c

>>68261024
https://youtu.be/3Ipns0jneLY
you like maynard?

>>68260988
Nuh, we don't have good jazz in Russia. We even had a saying in soviet times: first you listen to jazz and then you'll sell your motherhood.
Like listening to American jazz was considered a betrayer of your country.

>>68261054
I tend to prefer jazz that's either more downbeat or smooth desu, but I appreciate the suggestion, thank you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUGM9ikbBDw

>>68261024
I'd cuddle you under the plaid while listening to this song, lad

>>68261092
that's what I thought. I'm doing a presentation Russian music on Thursday. my professor who is from Russia loves jazz though. I was trying to find some but all i could really find was this
https://youtu.be/OBP6_sSEzQc
>>68261119
https://youtu.be/NBQkHTPV_C8

>>68260644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3zvVGJrTP8

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>>68261132
>lad

I believe you mean bud anon, please respect our rich north american culture

>>68261211
yee, nice

also what book should I start reading, I finished Crime and Punishment a week ago and was thinking of trying a Philip K. Dick novel after really enjoying A Scanner Darkly

>>68261211
i could find some jazzy stuff
have you tried jan johansson's album jazz pa ryska?

>>68261211
Is he professor of music?

>>68261235
Both really good books. Also try The Yiddish Policeman's Union.

>>68261235
The man in the high castle is pretty good. I read it on the beach in hawaii last year
>>68261243
I haven't. I'll check it out
>>68261249
no, she teaches language. I'm taking a class on Russian culture she teaches also

What's the STUPIDEST fucking thing you've ever done?
Me:
Literally right now I am scrounging around the room for A FUCKING NICKEL. I have a whole stack of 20s and I just want a little piece of metal, the second-to-lowest unit of currency in the country. The vending machines are nazis.
Considering that me buying something to drink is an inevitability, I could literally PROFITABLY exchange one of my 5 dollar bills for a GOD DAMNED NICKEL, because otherwise I'd have to spend gas money going and getting something.
Jesus this is so stupid I'm so fucking mad.

>>68261211
https://www.youtube.com/user/mishapanfilov
This channel is filled with soviet jazz

>>68261317
>What's the STUPIDEST fucking thing you've ever done?
Not kill myself.

>>68261306
Are you fan of Russian culture? <_<

>>68261317
Just suck some cock for a nickle desu
It's what I would do

>>68261262
>>68261306
interesting how both those are apparently deal with alternate outcome of WWII, I should have plenty of time to read now so I'll read both of them, thanks

>>68261337
woah thanks man. this stuff is great.

>>68261345
it's alright. I'm probably minoring in Russian so that's why I took it.

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>>68261350

>it's a pedojew episode
Yer grandad shoulda been gulag'd

>>68261306
Here's some stuff I had lying around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7htAOnMUPeA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7dBAF1-MTU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Bg0-lrq_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0-J3NTAQ8c

>>68261483
you are extremely helpful

>>68261483
Also, Jan's album playlist. He's not Russian, but I think the similarity is close.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPGX5RP598c&list=PLKUyqLlH6brnzROBxikSs-i9VdCVAG9Cl

>>68261508
np, I gotta get back to studying but if I think of something else I'll post it

Cucked by five cents

well I guess I better get to sleep everyone. have a good sleep

Cucked by fifty cents

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>>68260611
are you just going to keep being a faggot or are you finally going to woman up and bear my firstborn?
if you don't have the natural or learned ability to get pregnant then you're useless

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>>68261483
that third link reminds me a fair bit of Bohren & Der Club of Gore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zl5vpy__dQ&t=1804s

Daily reminder that I love you, Americans <3

>>68261605
Give me 5 cents

>>68261540
aaaaaaaaaand there goes my arousal.

>>68261605
gib boipucci pls

>>68261619
Okey, come and get it.
>>68261643
No sex before marriage.

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>>68261620
You literally can't deny the tangible cocklust dripping from your posts.
Now go and get those cummies!

>>68261597
Yeah, they're pretty darkjazzy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k13-TPmyJM

>>68261678
This is a different band, fyi (Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble, not Russian).

>>68261605
I don't believe you. How are you going to prove it?

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>sissy Californians are all asleep

are they even really best coasters?

>>68261670
>>68261540
t. brainwashed sissy-hypno faggot projecting his deluded homosexual cocklust onto unsuspecting anons
take your vulgar indecency away from here, this is a Christian and family-friendly gen

>>68261847
>>68261847
>>68261847

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>>68261799
I never sleep
>are they even really best coasters?
no, not really

>>68261668
Marry me pls.

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>>68262077
cool, but I'm not gay, just spontaneous :^)

>>68261670
>>>/trash/
Sorry but I wasn't into it before and I'm not into it now.