/brit/

>>68212458
cuck

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

me with the beard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsoVYStL6gQ [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo

>>68212457
white ethnostate of cascadia

no i,m not?

>>68212518
spoiler the hog

>>68212498
no, I don't regret not asking out anyone

Wonder if any girls have ever masturbated while thinking about me

have you ever tried caviar?

what was it like?

>>68212458
>literally no women my age wants kids
>literally impossible to find an already pregnant woman who's DTF even if you COULD get over the fact that another man planted that bun
>tfw you'll never make tender love to a glowing pregnant woman
J U S T
U
S
T

and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they're obviously grilled

>>68212464

fuck spending your entire holiday cooped up in a train, what kind of experience is that?

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>>68212525
>Cascadia

>>68212498

She got really fat and it was awkwardly allocated across her face

>>68212558

Strictly an Albany expression, lad.

>>68212576
please leave.

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>>68212558

was reading scary wikis and now im scared :t

>>68212451
>parents divorce when I was young
>mother leaves and cuts contact at 10 years
>dad then becomes very aggressive
>every week dedicates hours to calling me a worthless, traitorous, lying piece of shit
>goes on for years unabated
>get thrown out a few times and sleep rough
>leave school and get a job
>give all money to family
>get tired of the abuse
>finally move out
>tips dad over the edge
>stops speaking to me and makes rest of the family follow suite

that's how it happened for me

I'm not saying I was a saint, I know I'm a fucking piece of shite and at least half the things he said about me are true but in the end I just couldn't change myself into a better person and I was sick of the abuse so I bailed.

>>68212585

No

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>>68212458
christmas holidays are fun 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8OPy7De3bk&t=39

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was watching dave attels insomniac and he went to a place where gay dudes do fetish stuff and look at the shirt the guy who works there is wearing...


#PIZZAGATE

fuckin hell lads about to become a 27 year old virgin

where did it go so wrong I was a normie in my school days shit shit shit

miss bean desu

*drones you*

>>68212602
Atlantic Canadians truly are the masterrace

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>OMG you're British?! I am like *obsessed* with British stuff
>Yeah I must have seen Harry Potter like a THOUSAND times

>>68212589
Come here under my blanket then :3

my greatest regret is never experiencing teenage love

>>68212617
wew lad, don't know what to say

commiserations

almost lost my virginity last night but couldn't keep my erection

>>68212617

normie is a relative term

>>68212617

Getting laid is kinda hard if you don't consistently Chad it up, m8. Had me a gf for 8 years, yeah, and now that we broke up I can't get any at all because I can't for the life of me remember how one goes about getting that initial pussy pass anymore... been like 18 months now.

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>>68212562

> fast allegro train to st petersburg. stayed there for 6 days

Yeah, really cooped up on the train there.

Funny you say that though because the 4 day train in the middle was the highlight of the whole trip, just drinking vodka all day pissing about with locals who didn't speak one word of english, getting off at the long city stops to stretch the legs, throwing scraps to the platform dogs, looking at the siberian wilderness going by, i loved it, i didn't want to get off.

>>68212632
can't disagree 2bh

my only regret in life is taking too many risks

>>68212596

you moving out was enough to get disowned? wtf

sorry that shite happened to you.

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>Go on, my son! Stick it rite in me minge!
"Can't we - make out a bit first?"
>You wot, you wot? Wot are ya, a poof?
"I'm... not ready."
>Wot, yoo not got a stiffy yet? >Fakkin' 'ell, we int got orl nite. >'Ow about rubben me tits for a bit, that do it for yer?
"Well..."
>Carm on you fakkin' bender! I ent 'ad a shag since larst toosday, get that willy up and starting pauhndin' me vage wiv it willyer?
"Oh..." *boner is kill*
>Stone the fakkin' crows, yer gorn completely limp now intcher?
>Wot a waste of fakkin' time. Yer got a fag at least?
"I don't smoke..."
>Fakkin' 'ell

>>68212649

Were you sloshed or did you freak out? It's usually one or the other.

>>68212658
>Getting laid is kinda hard if you don't consistently Chad it up
not true now that tinder exists

>>68212687
i was super high

i want to get a big swastika tattoo'd on my scalp so that it can be hidden under my hear and when the day of the rope comes i can shave my hair and already be ready to party

> tinder

enjoy your STD

>the biggest atlantic canadian city is Fort McMurray, Alta.

an yes

First thing you would do if you found out you have hiv whilst being straight

just did a cheeky 1.5mg alprazolam

>>68212719
sever my bollocks

>>68212716
*used to be
most have come back wew

>>68212716
>city
not anymore hehe

>>68212715
took a girl's virginity off tinder

>>68212685
not really

think it was mostly a being a scumbag that did it. my dad threw me out a bunch of times before in an attempt to disown me but since he knew I had no where to go and I'd be on the streets he always let me back home after a few days.

once I was in my own place that wasn't a problem anymore

Hey, I was in front of you!

>>68212746
want me to cuck you mate

>>68212693

Can you redpill me on how to Tinder, lad? Like, I get a few matches, yeah? But then what? I go like "Hi", and she'll be like "Hi", and then some small talk about idk interests and whatnot and then it kinda just dies out... d-do I just come right out with "u wan sum fukk, bby?" or some shit?

>>68212715
They said that about grindr too but the worst thing i ever got was the clap, no biggie

>>68212719
pozz negholes

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>>68212632
>>68212677

>>68212764
don't start with hi
try and ask her out quickly

>>68212754
He was saving me a spot

>>68212750
*think it was mostly me being a scumbag that did it

>>68212764
you need to be good at texting mate

just be witty and funny

if you don't know how then I don't know what to say, it's not really something you can teach

>>68212764
You pretty much just ask who wants to fuck.

It's slut and std central

More beer lads?

>>68212768
you're so good at sex you get applauded?

fucking normo

how to maintain a beard? i have a braun 380s electric razor. i dont want to shave it off i just want my sideburns trimmed and everything a bit even. never had a beard, neithers my dad, so he's no help. how to's online sound so complicated. booo

>>68212784

Don't they find that rapey though? If you just ask the meet 'em IRL right off the bat? Or are women that stupid? I mean, it's super convenient if they are, but it would kinda explain how they manage to get raped so god damned always.

I respect 1st wave feminism because it was about securing basic rights such as access to the ballot box and the ability to secure financial independence

Anything to come after that was and is about creating special protections under the law for women which goes against my ethos of all people being equal under the law

>>68212803
buy a scissors

>>68212746

she told you she was a virgin and you believed her? mate... i SERIOUSLY hope you used a condom and refused to perform oral sex, otherwise you should definitely get tested for aids.

>>68212811
Netflix and chill

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>be albertan
>be too warm
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9gkyVxy2Ks

>>68212693

tinder aint finna work for uggo manlets like me.

absolutely terrified of meeting up with a tinder slag and her being disappointed with what she sees. I don't look terrible in photos either so it's a possibility.

Been watching the progression of top gear starting from the 90s

its come a long way

>>68212830

you would be able to tell by the blood

nothing personnel kids

*nukes this thread*

I've had sex before

>>68212602
>>68212632
>>68212677
>>68212777
>>68212842
sounds like an excellent thing to discuss over on /cum/ or make a /canada/, thanks x

>>68212859

pretty sure there are non-virgins with their hymens in tact and virgins with a broken one.

>>68212811
don't go right off the bat
make them laugh with a few messages and then try to slide in
>>68212830
she was definitely a virgin lad
bleeding and everything

>tfw you realize you can trigger a shitload of people by calling yourself a communist

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>>68212867
>t. yank

>>68212848
>manlets
got nothing to do with it, it's all about the face

I'm 5'9 and I've gotten laid off of tinder, with some alright looking girls as well.

>>68212856

hit its stride about 06-09

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krrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>3am

what when did that happen

>>68212892

post face

>>68212892
why did tinder sack you because of your height?

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>>68212889

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How to make it as a philosopher in the modern day leds?

>december

what when did that happen

I'm 5'6 and put my willy in girls off tinder
just make them laugh lads

need you out of my business, sunshine

>>68212880

>babbys first rebellion

Cute.

>>68212876

Literally every girl who has ever ridden a horse as a kid or just fell down once while skipping has a broken hymen, lad.

>>68212877

I guess. Problem is the first few messages, really. Most women here don't put anything on the profile, at all, so there's nothing to go on except the picture, so you get no clues on what might work... saying something witty that is just generic as fuck is super hard IMO.

>>68212914
18 minutes ago

>>68212234
>>68212337

I know she has official state cars and carriages you stupid deanos
I'm talking about her own cars she uses in her own time

>>68212944
> just make them laugh lads
any tips or do i just have to be myself? :^)

i refuse to date girls who aren't petite, blue eyed, and naturally blonde.

no chance of ever getting a gf as this is the most sought after type

just compare this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klzQhFlN_tI

with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou26q5OVBKA

really mental how much things have moved on

>>68212977
pretend to be a confident normie

imagine being an interpreter for the americans in afghanistan with the promise of a interpreters visa to get the fuck out

then once the americans leave, they don't get back to you with that visa and the taliban now want to kill you for conspiring with the infidels

just fucking imagine it lads

>>68212977
nah that would be counter productive

>>68212567
oh god

cookie cutter hipster

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hockey

>>68212999
hehe

>>68212918
nah, I'm not incredible looking or anything just above average (I only get like 2-5 matches per day)

>see qt 3.14 on Tinder
>swipe right
>find her on Facebook within 2 minutes
>browse pics and shit

Not sure if this is serial killer behavior or not.

Literally all you need to get girls is to be confident

I'm extremely ugly but I've had sex with many girls including some 9+/10s because of my charisma

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>>68212925

>>68213014
Me on the right

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https://soundcloud.com/techitch/souls-of-impatience

>>68212999

well, statistically speaking, they would be muslim in which case they deserve to be killed.

>>68213029
Stop posting you fucking idiot

>>68213026
everyone does this

>>68212596
>>68212750
Imagine being this dysfunctional Jesus Christ

I honestly have zero sympathy

Your parents are clearly degenerates who should have never reproduced. I honestly think people should require birth licences in order birth children

>>68213026
tinder girls always look me up on FB, I see them show up in my "people you may know" suggestions soon after matching

neve rbother doing the same because I'm scared of being killed/raped by a fucking tinder girl

All my friends are conspiracy theory obsessed stoner cunts. Might have to join a so-called footy team and find some new pals.

>>68213045
i dont because i dont have tinder

imagine being such a loser you need to online date to get a slag lmao

this is what i imagine the average /brit/poster to look like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IftmTwzgYks

>>68213040
Why don't you accept some advice for once in your life you pathetic little rodent

>>68213068
me trying to look like my idol oli sykes x

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> Literally all you need to get girls is to be confident

> I'm extremely ugly but I've had sex with many girls including some 9+/10s because of my charisma

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>>68213068

why did cromwell get no patriotic songs about him

what are you lot doing up this late

i'm pretending to write some essays

>>68213118
i'm pretending to have something better to do than sleep

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>>68213106
>that gif
>that flag

>>68213048
don't worry lad, I'm very careful to always use protection properly with the gf and I'm planning on getting a vasectomy so that I can't idiotically change my mind later on

it ends with me

>>68213118
I only feel at ease during the night

>>68213075

Literally never known anyone who actually got/gets laid who unurionically uses "muh 9/10" scales. Makes me conclude yer full 'o shit.

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>>68213030
Quite enjoy that one

>>68213107
Probably because of all the King and Irish killin' he did

>>68213061
all my friends are stoner cunts too and I worry that when we all grow out of weed in a couple years we'll have nothing in common

>>68213068
YES ITS THIS VIDEO

THANK YOU

>>68213151
that was good though and justified

the royalists get all the tunes

Cromwell was a great Englishman...NOT!

>>68213068
ahaha the state of British youth

>>68213142
>>68213131
when are you planning on going to bed?

i'm in bed with my macbook but i can still go for as long as i want

>>68213154

this happened with a friend of mine, i stopped smoking weed and never spoke to him again.

bare in mind i was a paranoid mess at the time who thought he was plotting to kill or rape me along with some other people i knew haha

why did Canada make r.eddit incarnate their leader?

>>68213144
that one is good

beware

>>68213135

Never said I wasn't a massive queer, m8. Incidentally, Davids magnificent crotch is like half the reason to watch Labyrinth.

That being said, I live in a small shithole mining town and you get killed for that shit here, so I stick with pussy for safety reasons... might not even like dick, really, I mean you don't really KNOW until you try.

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>mfw i've never done drugs in my life

>>68213137
good lad

thank you for your service to humanity

>>68213205
previous PM was shit plus justin trudeau is pretty attractive

>>68213220

and look how much it paid off!!

>>68213178
Soon
I'm going to turn on The Fly and finish watching it

>>68213201
haha im a paranoid mess too. i keep thinking people are always talking behind my back, which i have heard them do desu which certainly hasn't helped

it's because i'm losing my mind and i've lost all my real friends in life for whatever reason

very lonely desu

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gf said she is cucking me because i like anime too much

>>68213178
pretty soon, think i have to be up in 6 hours from now

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>>68212458
/brit/ > /cum/

thank you for person that gave informative posts about harlow the other day

>>68213205
Only 39% voted for him, 31% for the Tories, other parties got the rest. Mostly people were sick of Harper.
It was a mistake, one we will hopefully rectify but the Conservatives need a real leader.

>>68213261
on a sunday?

>>68213205
it was a choice between reelecting (((stephen harper))) or an even more reddit candidate

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w2c flat short hair gf?

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>>68213252
Just cuck her with one of your anime characters

No wait....You cant!

i dont think i've ever met anyone with similar interests desu

>>68213282
my father is still pretty religious and wants us all to have breakfast together on sundays when he gets back from church

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cannot fucking stand him

I hate everything about him

>>68213250

cut the weed out brutha. two of my friends developed anxiety from it and now the only way to calm their anxiety is to smoke

marijuana is the devil

>>68213221
no worries lad, I know I don't have the parenting gene

my life is kind of on track now anyway: graduating next year from a top uni, got a gf, friends, etc...

hardly fancy ruining it by creating a dysfunctional bastard child

>>68213306
That's good parenting

>>68213311
what does he even do i recognise his face and know how annoying his voice is but what does he do and why do people care

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A bundle of data on Europe's regions from the European Statistical System was released a little earlier this month, and it's crammed with interesting nuggets of information on Europe's social and economic position.

One of those is where people are and aren't married in the European Union. Eurostat splits families into registered partnerships, consensual unions, single-parent families, and married couples.

The darker colours show places where a higher proportion of family unions are based on married couples, and some of the clear divisions are astounding:

>>68213324
I'm at my worst when I'm high sometimes though anyway

>>68213205
Because Harper was a Yank who referred to the Canadian government by his name, because Trudeau promised to legalise weed and had no other platforms, because Mulcaire was a commie, because stupid millennials got together and made a facebook campaign to do "strategic voting" to ensure Harper didn't get re-elected.

Strategic voting is the most fucking undemocratic shit I've ever seen.

>>68213311
Hillary.
Clinton.

>>68213328
joking aside I hope you have a happy and fulfilled life

>everyone on 4chan is at least 6'2", /fit/, and an engineering student at a top uni

Don't believe this meme desu

KENT

>>68213337

who knew greece was so based

also, fuck france. commie shitheads

>>68213371
6'4 loser neet lol

>A new law making it illegal to smoke in a car with anyone under the age of 18 comes into force in Scotland on Monday.

smokers btfo

>>68213342

how much cash do you spend a week on it?

>>68213371
That or a loser NEET

I believe it 2bh

>>68213337
>France
>Hungary
Good lads

>>68213371
because it isn't true

plus engineering is hell and is the opposite of a good time
and after you're done the schooling, you're usually just an overqualified paper pusher or just make sure machines work right (but probably don't know how to fix them anyways)

babestation

>>68213371
People lie on the internet, surprisingly

I have no fucking clue why, it just seems retarded

>>68213371
there's definitely an imperial college engineer here

communism works, it just hasn't been implemented properly

>>68213395
not so much now desu. spent a fiver on it yesterday and that was the only time this week I think. a couple months ago i was spending like 50 a week on it

>>68213386
smoking in an enclosed space is always disgusting
outside in the fresh air is the only way to enjoy a dart

>>68213337
There's no reason to get married anymore, not unless the laws around it change so it since so brutal

>>68213425
Our Jez will do it properly

>>68213324
>two of my friends developed anxiety from it and now the only way to calm their anxiety is to smoke
2bh most of those people (at least that I've encountered) have had problems far before weed was used, and they just ended up using it to escape a meh or shit tier life

>>68213386
smoking is runt tier

>>68213371
I'm 6'3" and out of shape and I work in a warehouse.

>>68213068
he's right though, mw2 is the worst cod

chooon

https://youtu.be/GCoCTkC0oL0

>>68213386
>2016
>Doesn't smoke

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

>>68213371

6'3" fat neet reporting in

Doing an anime survey lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/11793418

Please respond

Getting the daily dose of Rocking MrE

>>68213371
i'm 6'8", ugly and study a meme degree that's getting cancelled by my uni

>>68213414
Yeah, I know what you mean

I personally don't feel the need to lie because I am already quite contempt with being 6'6 and built like a Greek god
minus the tiny penis of course. Mine is well over 10 inches in length and girth

why do people act as if engineering is a top tier career

>>68213445
Really don't think anyone smokes anymore apart from miserable fat old shits

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>>68213386
We have had this law for awhile. They are niw trying to make it so smokers can't smoke in their house if kids are in it.
You also can't smoke on public beaches, sidewalks. parks, etc, and not anywhere near a commercial building.

Cigarette packs also have to be hidden. You can't see them when you go to a store to buy them.

Basically you can only smoke here in your house or innawoods outside town.

>>68212635
>mfw these cunts go to my school
>mfw when MSU is filled to the brim with vapid cunts who look just like this

>>68213457

shit pasta. fuck you

>>68213457
but cigs are just nasty

>>68213463
where is the samurai champloo because of the ch00ns option

people devote their lives to this stupid shite

bunch of chavs kicking a ball who behave worse than children

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSr80NBQCXg

>>68213470

because it is

Something is happening.

People are going crazy.

I just got bit by this insane homeless person.

Stay in your rooms while I chain myself to this tree.

>>68213463
>he isn't chair of his uni's anime club

>>68213478
Good. The smoking laws must be made even tighter until smoking is gradually banned

>>68213478
>You also can't smoke on public beaches, sidewalks. parks, etc, and not anywhere near a commercial building.
loool wtf we only have a 5 metre radius around public entrances and air intakes

>>68213468
>6'8"
Join the circus lad

Social engineering doesn't work.

you can ban something all you want, people will still smoke

fuck you nanny state cunts

>jill stein
>stein
>green party

has literally nobody noticed this

>>68213460
alri zach haha

>>68213478
>You also can't smoke on public beaches, sidewalks. parks, etc, and not anywhere near a commercial building.
either it's just regional or not enforced at all where I've been

>>68213501
wew for us it's 9 metres and it's only (barely) enforced around malls

>>68213068

i've never played any of these shoot em ups or call of warfares whathaveyou

stopped playing games in about 2002. apart from the odd go on GTA.

whoa oh, running out of breath, but oh
i've got stamina

>>68213495
based on?

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>>68213528

that's not me but my name rhymes with zach

>>68213463
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11793418
>I've seen a fair amount and have ventured past the mainstream stuff
>love Mushishi, watch all of Ghibli, Ghost in the shell and Ninja scrolls

didn't realize i qualify as an anime connoisseur

Reading up on American history

Was Europe actually poor during the 1800s?

get cozy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccASsjhhgP8

>>68213523
noticed what?

>>68213533
i like this post

>>68213530
now the shitty one is no open liquor in public, and that one's enforced

>>68213526
Law belongs in low tier at best.

Got into Durham (History)

Didn't even apply for Oxbridge - maybe I should have...

What do Brits think of Durham?

What do non-Brits think of Durham?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4FIGdSHjo8

are british white?

>>68213550
alri jack haha

>>68213586
>53%

is America?

>>68213501
The law here says
>9m from doorways, windows and air intakes of buildings that are for public use

And it's 20 meters from any building a kid might be in, which is all of them except pubs.

That makes smoking in city limits pretty much impossible unless you stand in the middle of the street, which is illegal.

NB is not fucking around about this smoking stuff, which is weird because at $13-$16 per pack they are making a fortune

>ban alcohol
>massive spike in organized crime
>people still drink

>ban drugs
>massive spike in organized crime
>people still do drugs

Hmm...

Got the ol' grey matter jigglin' here

>>68213599
But they have all those "white" Mexicans, r-right?

>>68213586
god dammit i'm on a list somewhere now for clicking this aren't i?

good goys OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0wHzx2ymFk

for the amount of effort an engineering degree takes you could have done finance or law

>>68213572
yeah well I at least half believe in that because some people just can't hold their liquor and think the streets are perfectly good places to smash bottles

>>68213512
i've thought about it. almost applied for a job at Thorpe Park over halloween

>>68213541

well it depends on your definition of a "top tier career" but engineers have to learn a lot of stuff during their time at school, they have lots of responsibilities which can result in millions (possibly even billions) in damages or injuries and deaths, and they get paid a lot (depending on how many jobs are available at the time) to do their jobs properly because they're important roles in society.

>>68213607
ours is a bylaw that hasn't been amended since 2000 haha

>>68213456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTvBHDIrYYc

>>68213630
Engineering is easy though

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Patsey!!!

doing a cry

>>68213638
>they get paid a lot
not really
you'll be making 200k at absolute max

>>68213630
>you could have done finance or law
yeah but I'm only smart in the autistic way so those degree would have been even more of a nightmare

the only options were engineering, maths or compsci and I wanted to be employable so I picked engineering.

watching a BBC doc about some remote scottish island

very strange island

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>>68213661

>>68213693
NEED a simple islander gf

>>68213641
It's not really enforced here for the most part. My town doesn't even have a police station and the nearest one is 120km away

>elections coming up
>our lying fuck pm is now suddenly leaning towards anti EU
ah yes lets start listening to what the people want at the very end of your career

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQnC1UHBvWA

What you listening to lads?

>>68213693
very strange accent*

>>68213720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpsGcnLEZbk

>>68213661
might do a cry from the tip of my willy

gave the cat a lick
he was not impressed

>>68213720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKHYwGZO3L8

"first past the post" is far and away the most stupid way to vote aside from direct voting

>>68213720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRYokc3VBC4

absolutely mental cover

>>68213720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smGIswITvVU

>>68213585

Durham is supposed to have one of if not the best History department in the country. If you got in, well done. You can do your masters anywhere in the world/get an internship at any law firm.

>>68213748
Good
>>68213766
Good
>>68213782
Ok

>>68213795
t. Durham admissions office

>>68213720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxXfHxceMg4
needed a bit of a boost, was feeling sad earlier

>>68213720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncckxAjp8uY

really got some trauma out from that trip
feel relieved

mummy graduated with a masters in english lit and earned 600k a year before retiring at 55
dad is an engineer wagecuck

>>68213585
what's wrong with durham?

>>68213795
t. durham student

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VERY interesting

what's it like living on campus in those residences

I've always wondered if it's any good

need a mummy gf lads

durheem

>>68213720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7Ve8ExE8YY

>>68213859
lots of underage drinking

>>68213841

It's only famous in the UK

>>68213858

>brits and the french are genetically identical

hmmm

>>68213761
is this a village in wales

>>68213720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTJkZ_zf1pg

*sniffs*

hmm

*ponders*

THAILAD!

>>68213720
https://youtu.be/B-5jntoedJU?t=16s

>>68213830
HIGH ENERGY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-IWRmpefzE

>>68213922
ah yes, 2012

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>>68213914

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THAILAAAAAD

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>>68213958

lads is anyone here on a graduate course

what is it like

wagwan thaimon

>>68213970
y s a bruda

>>68213958
Thai nonce

should've been a fighter lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTdqV8XkYNo

halal meat is unironically a better way to prepare and slaughter animals

Business idea: win the lottery and retire

was a knife scene outside my house recently and the police woman couldn't jump the fences or anything

>>68214026
hows that?

>>68214034
In America, all of your winnings get taken as taxes and you get hounded, stalked, kidnapped for the rest of your life

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thaiguy

made the last 3 threads but won't be making the next one, some other lad will have to step up

>>68214042
Why halal is the most merciful way to slaughter animal:
1- The animal will immediately sleep (pass) out when the main vein feeding the brain with blood is cut, the animal will feel nothing
2- the animal head must not be removed or completely cut, just the throat (for a good reason)
3- the animal must not be kicked or punched or tortured while taken to slaughter
4- the animal must not see other animals getting slaughtered, and if it sees any by mistake its not allowed to slaughter it
5- the knife must be very sharp to cut the vein in one hit

why halal has benefits to our health:
1- when the main vein is cut the brain will have no blood, it will send commands through nerves connected from the backside of the head to body. giving orders for muscles to move and push blood into brain
2- the nerves will cause muscles to reflex and move, for about 1-3 mins the animal will keep moving but its in fact dead
3- the movement of muscles will cause the blood to get out faster from the cut vein
4- the result is a clean healthy meat without any blood in it, because blood can still contain viruses and germs even when cooked.

>>68214100
>>68214100
>>68214100