bolshevik edition
>>68214100
>hurr durr
Reminder Communism was a Jewish revolution against the Russian leaders, which also managed to change the course of human history
>>68214110
nice argument kike
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1480794291812.webm
doing a left wing protest from my fanny
>>68214147
>>68214136
t. butthurt monarchists
>>68214102
>sandnigger broscience
>>68214155
me doing the kick
>>68214178
halal chicken slaughter is exactly the same as normal slaughter
also if you're going to complain about halal slaughter but not normal slaughter you're a eejit
>>68214178
t. retard
>>68214184
DEJA VU
>>68214136
>>68214147
Fucc off, communism made Russia great. Nicholas II was a submissive cuck who ruined his country with his indecisiveness
>>68214178
It did come of a bit like "i dunno but here's something I wrote myself that may or may not be true"
>>68214189
would be worth the jail time 2bh
NEED a gf who will shamelessly pee and poo in front of me
>>68214197
rasheed
well this is a terrible thread
>>68214207
let me cut straight through your jugular and see how long you stay concious
Lads I just turned down a booty call on tinder because they wanted me to get an uber there and I'm sober and not dressed and in bed right now
did i fuck up
>>68214136
>against the Russian leaders
when did masonry became russian?
>>68214218
Are you a boy? Post benis pls
>>68214235
probably a bit longer than a steel rod shot through my brain etc.
Business idea: market my food as 'halal' without actually changing anything about how i prepare the food
I FUCKING LOVE ANIME
>>68214248
I own a russian watch that's got masonry symbols on it
>>68214203
>believing the commie propaganda
>>68214254
ah yes much more humane
>>68214273
>be american
>get shot
>>68214203
why yes, look at how wonderful the russian utopia is now! all hail gommienism!! :-DDD
>>68214252
a-are you a grill?
Anyone else watching the one dayer?
aus 2/69
me with the beard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsoVYStL6gQ
>>68214287
yes, russia is awesome, I'd die for Putin etc
fuck your queen btw
although slightly behind western europe, imperial russia was beautiful
one of a kind comfy place
>>68214295
No, I'm a crossdressing 167cm sissyboy
>>68214276
would you rather have your throat slit or be shot in the head?
Honestly if you were ever in the position to have to choose, unless you're silly you'll choose the latter
Would you go to France?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KDbC12YJGo
like a cheeky piss but poo goes too far for me
>>68214328
post skirt
>>68214309
she needs more fibre in her diet
russians unironically overthrew and killed the romanovs
utter scum
>>68214332
2bh, while I'd choose the bullet it wouldn't really matter that much
doubt I'd care about 30 seconds of pain when I'm about to fucking die
>>68214332
the shock of having my throat slit would probably give me an adrenaline rush so I'll scream a bit before dying
I like that girls use the internet to upload videos of themselves having a wee and poo so we can all look at them
>>68214286
>Be Romanovs
>get raped and shot by bolsheviks on the order of jews
me slaughtering runts the human, non-sandnigger way
https://youtu.be/XPGIMCmpfxU
>>68214340
travel agencies have to give people warnings before they go to france
>>68214357
>russians
see OP pic
Russians were the victims in the Communist takeover. It was a form of revenge against the country
>>68214365
it's faek
Are you a real human bean /brit/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K7rmxjk5RQ
>>68214340
friend of mine went to france to visit his boyfriend
said it was okay, but his bf was avoiding the shitty areas because they're very shit
Post rare Karens
>>68214269
>>68214422
>his bf
what did he mean by this
>>68214461
NIPPED
>>68214422
-his
-boyfriend
Ahhh don't think that's how it works mate
imagine a female being madly in love with you lads
lmao imagine that huh
>>68214405
post more songs like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhfEY1TlRQE
have absolutely no reasons to be happy or to live
>>68214486
it isn't too great 'ad
they leave once they realize you have a horrid personality
>>68214486
she'd have to be insane, in which case i would NOT want her to be attracted to me
>>68214491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP15uLOulP4
>>68214398
when you apologize for rasputin's murder?
Fucking DESPISE job interviews. Cannot stand having to act like a good little faggot and tell some corporate gimp how much of a privilege it would be to work at his faggot company. And then the cunt still rejects me.
>>68214502
smith hitting good fours is something mate
>>68214498
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvpKZnAZi2I
strongly dislike people who dress up their pets in ridiculous outfits. it should be illegal
>>68214502
maybe you should stop being a sad cunt and start being a sick cunt, k? do it for zyzz, brah. :^)
>>68214558
yet you've got no problem with the brutal treatment of animals in the food industry
hypocrite
I've shared too much with you all
fucking kiwis
>>68214465
>>68214468
he's a gay male who is in a relationship with another gay male?
>>68214585
doxxed
*snogs you*
Need a Brian Blessed gf to read me bedtime stories
>>68214562
would like to be a dead cunt right now
strongly dislike people who keep pets
>>68214571
i'm sure they pets would rather die than be dressed up like an elf
>>68214595
hmm sounds a bit bent desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKYe0rwohJ8
>>68214530
I just take the piss these days
the job centre get so mad at me for it and they think I'm retarded
>>68214595
lol this isnt the fucking 1960s man that shit doesn't happen anymore
>>68214616
why?
british republic when?
>he actually believes anything a politician is says during an election cycle
HAHAHAHA
>>68214184
yes thats a nice car
HOWEVER
>>68214100
and then Stalin killed all of those (((Bolsheviks)))
might cuck myself again
>>68214650
>he actually believes anything a politician is says
FTFY
>>68214647
Soon
might fuck myself again
imagine if the queen died just to top this crazy year
>>68214197
>>68214235
you're a retard if you think any of that is at all true.
and Halal slaughter is "inhumane" compared to more modern methods
me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eitQYgCqA-0
doing a big think
>>68214623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcIU_Kc65jI
>>68214713
Imagine if wills necked himself, what a shock thatd be
>>68214577
having fun on r/4chan I see
>>68214742
Imagine if prince harry got some lads to pilot the HMS Victory onto a collision course with his bollocks
>>68214686
smith for 50
going to hit the sack now lads
*punches my scrotum*
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1480808676642.webm
gf showing off her christmas present
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH4kbybo60Y
i was walking in the park
and i saw a little duck
the little fucker quacked at me
and so i kicked him in the fuck
>>68214851
REALLY makes me think hard when you have pre-pubecent kids being trannies
also
>muh mind-body dualism
>>68214851
>helicopter mother
>mtf child
really makes you think
Women in the Royal Marines.
FFS is anything safe from these snakes with tits?
bloody freezing
fucking normbot housemates turning off the heating at NEET hours
>>68214842
sauce
this is so fucking comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRc8H-Qs9kY
can you even imagine traveling to northern italy to watch hockey :3
leafs get the fuck out
POTION SELLER
Just had a wank to asian ladyboys again
don't think I can handle anymore studying 2bh
haven't been able to sit and study properly since the start of the second year. somehow I've fluked my way into the final year on a 2:2 and I'm plum out of motivation and ability to study.
>>68214987
bad lad
>>68214987
rorke
Writing a strongly worded letter to my MP about the need to control our borders, especially in regards to keeping the leafs out of /brit/ during the graveyard shift
i want to stick my penis in a girl lads
me at 3:59
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XvOis5EDhM
>>68214990
>tfw barely studied and did mediocre at best on every exam but made up for it with excellent course work and extra credit shit.
>>68215029
bizarro me
just checked and there's only one canadian post in this thread that isn't absolutely horrendous
making amends
>>68214987
think I'm just going to properly give up on life
smoke and drink whenever I'm not at work and die an early death
>>68215076
Sounds good fella.
>>68215076
VERY good goy
>>68214807
hmmm, strange feeling in the ol' pants ahha
>>68215068
oh give over there's no effort in this
>>68215076
my medical history means I'm probably going to die young so I smoke pretty heavily already on the basis that it's probably not going to have enough time to catch me
>>68215068
horrid
trannies are always disgusting without exception
the only good thing about them is the humiliation/degeneration aspect
>>68215100
einstein
>>68215068
Boss just passed by and saw me looking at this.
Brought me into his office and offered me a promotion. Thanks!
wish i were dead
>>68215117
ehh
some of them do a good job when they put the effort in
don't base your entire opinion of one group of people on one picture of a shitty tranny
getting it done
>>68215148
Don't talk to the leaf you'll only encourage it
>if you kill of all the jews, all the smartest people in the world would die
does that also mean all the greedy elites would die off too
got catcalled by some bender on church street
>>68215148
>when they put the effort in
they still look like men, maybe cuter men but that's only with clothes on.
once they come off its a lanky boney figure with huge feet
television advertising is
bewildering, to say the least
>>68215163
desu for how "smart" Jews are they don;t really seem to do much beneficial with it.
all these great entrepreneurs, innovators and adventurous types are not Jewish.
thinking about making a fake tinder just to talk to people because i'm so lonely
>>68215184
amazing that the runts fall for it
we should join the euro
>>68215203
Are euro's vegan?
>>68215196
talk to me silly x
>>68215184
its a bit surreal now that I barely watch proper TV anymore and just use the internet for that.
>>68215203
rasheed
can't believe the biggest problem lads on here have is their social life
the majority of people (men and women) are pathetic runts that crave company. being social is pretty much the most easily solved problem on earth.
there are people with actual problems like being homeless, or addicted to drugs, or being too stupid.
the rosato brothers, they're taking hostages
Business idea: rename the Falklands to Las Malvinas but retain control for the purposes of annoying Argentina
>ywn be part of the Creole upper class in 18th century Mexico owning a large Iberian style villa in the hills overlooking your farmlands and being called by the Governor to commit your dozen horses to the war against the Comache raiders
lol penis i love penis herhe LOLO :D
he won
>>68215291
want me to cuck you mate
reckon may would be interested in what you lads are up to
shame if someone put in an anonymous tip
>>68215303
a microcosm of Britain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXQrT-RxTuk
Wish all these JFs would eat shit and die, especially YOU!!!
>>68215366
fuck off geoff
need a sex wee
canadians need to fucking leave, this joke has gone way too far
>>68215303
Who is this?
The little daughter’s on the mattress,
Dead. How many have been on it
A platoon, a company perhaps?
A girl’s been turned into a woman,
A woman turned into a corpse.
>>68215217
hello how has your week been
>iphone memory magically fills itself up somehow even though I've basically deleted everything heavy off of it.
something's fishy about this
>>68215437
new phone who this
>>68215448
keep industrial magnets handy at all times for this very reason
smiths going for a century
Hey are the Brits still leaving the EU? I remember that was big news a few months ago but it seems like nothing came of it.
>>68215476
>>68215448
I smell dirty work afoot
im britush
r u britush?
>>68215510
We start the process to leave in March, we will probably end up paying more for single market access without any say in how the rules are made. This country is a fucking meme.
>>68215535
let me have a look
>>68215520
yeah lad my great-great-great-great grandad was born in wales
cheers x
>>68215535
contemplating what he meant by this
>>68215558
WELLS? I HTAE WELLS! GO AWAY BLLRY WELLS!
helmut schmacker
Death to JFs!!!
have some leftover bbq chicken ranch pizza in the fridge
thinking about eating it
>>68215585
>>68215585
that penis looks like chris redfield from resident evil
>>68215585
wish that was ramming my arsehole rn x
writing my thesis on anime's effects on sexuality of youths
>>68215520
Absolutely giggle whenever retarded Pepe is posted. Didn't think Pepe could still evolve into something funny but boy was I wrong.
>>68215585
ugly and small
din din
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovnAT4NeSH4
>>68215655
>>68215448
>>68215655
easter pepe is funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJUtbw9KKko
Listening to this. Some Jerry posted it yesterday. REALLY feeling it.
>>68215410
I feel bad for Brazil
why can't wogs ever just do things right?
Pizzagate
It's best girl's birthday today /brit/, how are you celebrating it?
>>68215744
Got any Brooke Lea webms, you hideous fat cunt?
>>68215699
LOVE IT
>>68215717
Too artsy, too intellectual.
>>68215655
THNAKS
>>68215749
I can't watch anime anymore
I get distracted too quickly
thailad redpill me on pizzagate
Burnt my tongue on some tea
would heem any of you little shits
https://youtu.be/LKflW5ZVZZk?t=4m26s
redpill me on papua new guinea
redpill me on niggerua new cuckea
>>68215768
not yet
WTF? It is nearly 6am
>>68215821
Shithole where everyone smells bad and things are strangely expensive. Coastal towns are full of nice people, and the highlands full of violent people. Also cannibalism happens very occasionally.
>>68214100
more like ballshavedick edition
>>68215868
do you go round calling everyonw an abo cunt
>>68215842
That not the right name! Mods quick, get him!
>you will live in a future where everybody drives silent electric cars
>you will live in a future where your car is louder than every other car on the road combined because you don't drive a faggy electric shitbox
>you will live in a future where you will fly past all the cars on the road whilst the turbo is shattering every other drivers ears
>you will literally be a god among men
>>68215868
are there a lot of guinea pigs there
>>68215807
thin crust light breaded pizza brushed with olive oil and garlic butter, covered with a thick layer of home-style tomato sauce, freshly grated mozzarella cheese, then topped with spicy chorizo sausage, thinly sliced portobello mushrooms, and crisp red onions.
cooked to perfection in a stone pizza oven with just a drizzel of béchamel sauce on top before serving.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SHMIkKrLh8
the gf
>>68215897
Nah, wouldn't want to offend Australian aboriginals. I call them pacific niggers.
Gonna go see Steve-O in Glasgow tonight lads
>>68215914
>>68215900
I drive an obnoxious SUV and already feel like this amidst the dozens of faggy compacts
lads, have we left /real depression hours/ yet?
>>68215930
IM A FUKKIN RETARD
TAHTS THE JOOK
posting a choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1XMhdAGDgc
>>68215949
XD!
>>68215935
is this hugh mungus pepe
>>68215947
not if I have anything to say about it
>>68215947
down under depression hours start up soon
>>68215977
Yes and isn't it funny.
fuck
please ridicule my small willy.
>>68216023
a succinct 1 word summary of my night with your mum
Why do brits even bother buying cocaine when there have been multiple studies showing the averge quality is <90%?
lmao @ the retard in /balt/ a little while ago doing an RP unironically with that yank and it ended with the yank sharting over his dick
JFs are all a bunch of poofs
AWAY AWAY
sister is having a sleepover. surrounded by 13 year old girls in a bikinis lads.
>>68216033
>image.jpg
don't think this is yours
>cocaine posting
runtiest gimmick going
at least with the benzos there was the occasional funny story
why do people from the southern states say white as "hwite"
>>68216033
your willy is quite small
>>68216074
Because they're barbarians
>>68216074
hwy not
would give my left bollock to travel 10-15 years in the future and see how all these transgender kids end up
would you go to France?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KDbC12YJGo
impossibly silly cause
>>68216088
Good news, unless you're very old you will be able to see that :)
>>68216053
>today's 13 year olds were born in 2003
mental
sadly very accurate
>>68216088
You're time-traveling this very moment. Just really slowly. Maybe your left bollock will perish somewhere during that time.
>>68216105
>3 friends going
>3 interested
I want to move to a comfy Chilean town
>>68216136
How depressing. Especially the houses.
>>68216136
bet you wish your police had guns now haha
>>68216145
the dude who posted this was unironically cucked too
shame because he's otherwise quite nice
Ah yes, the Australian state of New Zealand
>>68216161
No, why would I?
>>68216161
They do in norn irn lmao
>>68216151
you won't get very far if you can't speak spanish LOL
have you lads ever have anything paranormal happen to you?
don't say you had sleep paralysis
all my friends are dead
>>68216167
It wouldn't make any difference if we joined Australia
We aren't leaf tier delusional
should i watch 2001 a space odyssey? keep in mind i'm not much of a sci-fi fan as i've never cared much for star wars and have never even watched star trek
>>68216182
I had sleep paralysis.
Had sleep paralysis
>>68216191
No, it is boring as fuck.
best of intentions bt i dont really care
>>68216182
Had a shite and there was no poo when I checked
been diagnosed with sleep paralysis
>>68216166
Yung Brujo is a really good DJ iah
>>68216183
t. johnny cash
>>68216191
it is only loosely sci-fi
if you like Kubrick or can sit through a slow-paced movie then yeah go for it
where have you gone, joe dimaggio?
a nation turns it's lonely eyes to you
woo ooh ooh
>>68216205
great screenshot you cockhead. you could've just copy and pasted the name if that's all you were going to include. fuck you
currently typing this under the effects of sleep paralysis
>>68216168
because a police force without guns is useless
>>68216223
>kubrick
hmm, i enjoyed full metal jacket and a clockwork orange, although their endings were a bit underwhelming
>>68216205
Brb, doxxing James Bennett.
bit of reverse psychology always works on /brit/ runts
>>68216239
No it isn't, evidence being England's police force since it was founded.
lets see what the lads are up to today
*boots up the fax machine*
>>68216239
we seem to be doing alright
>>68216219
think im banned from hermanns, not for anyting dramatic thugh just sneaking in
that said not really keen to part with my hard earned wage for something so silly
>>68216239
evidently not
>>68216250
pawns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog
comfy
>>68216268
ed?
paris is better than London
>>68216276
weird you'd say ed desu, ed m?
not me tho
https://vimeo.com/38675198
me and the girls x
>>68216252
>>68216261
>>68216270
haha oh man you cunts are in for a massive wakeup call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX5CPx4RKWw
>enters a pub quiz
>team name: Norfolk and Chance
Ah yes, very funny and original
yeah adlays full heccers night out at revs aye
>>68216272
david?
>>68216239
>a convict wanting the police to have guns
>>68216294
the melbourne lads thing fully sucks
girl just gave me her fax # lads
ama
>>68216291
Explain to me what having a gun would have done in that situation, keep in mind they clearly called the station tos end people in which they could have assed for an armed response but chose not to.
Brit Gimmicks In The Hood (GONE WRONG)
>>68216309
Sydney doesn't even have lads anymore
>>68216318
yeah its well gone wonder what'll spring up in it's place
>>68216289
>I'm a 30+ year old girl and I've still never used my penis to penetrate another person
ahh yes
>>68216309
>>68216318
bru gotta dollar foa da bus aye?
Studying to become a Rabbi lads
>>68216291
But he was arrested
?
>>68216291
>nobody injured
>nobody murdered
what's the problem here
>>68216337
raz'heed
>>68216307
>the entire white population of Australia wouldn't exist if our police had guns
JFs creating /brit/ generals. Think Janny needs waking from his slumber
When shopkeepers say 'how's it going' is it ok for me to just reply 'hi, can I get a ...'etc, or should I say 'alright thanks, how are you' etc?
idk i don't go into the store anymore
just fax my grocery list to the store and have them deliver
>>68216344
b-but they didnt do a big badass takedown with shots fired a-and it wasn't COOOOOLLLLLL
>>68215900
>you will live in a future where human drivers are not allowed