/brit/

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cara

FORGET future sound of london lads, try the future sound of Millie B
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo

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work tomorrow

bad edition
terrible start to the thread

>>68211081
absolute shite edition

everyone has AIDS
AIDS AIDS AIDS

>>68211081
would eat that arse and nurse on those chebs for hours

might give the old bellend a tug

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>"you aren't leaving this thread until i say you can leave."

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>>68211091
Is that really Cara?

Can I be drunk with you lads?

just realised how FAKE everything is

society exists in a state of mass hypnosis

why have i been tired all day

i slept nearly 12 hours

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>>68211151
no

>>68211151
ye its from suicide squad

>>68211166
because you're an unfit lazy cunt

>>68211153

sure

feel sick

having an existential crisis lads

>>68211166
clinical depression methinks

>>68211162
you have awoken

>>68211166

i find oversleeping is just as bad as getting not enough sleep.

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do the most insecure egos surround themselves with the most elaborate defences

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>>68211183
Say that again and Ill bash your skull into my ballbag

>>68211153
I somehow managed to accidentally post my response in the previous thread
>>68211188

>>68211162

watch They Live! and you'll really awaken to what's what

>68211234
dont care

Not had a wank in more than a week lads

Suddenly been hit by a crush and I think cracking one out will break the spell

Quite liking caring about something again 2bh

>>68211226
when will you learn

>>68211254
Umm.. Not talking to you, sweety x

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>>68211220

morals. rights. rules. laws. borders. nations. GONE. they only "exist" via mass cultural conditioning, all of them are only as real as you allow them to be, WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

someone in my flat building just came back and is now chatting shit to their gf and it's really quite annoying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdTTkzkjiyI

roller

>>68211162
>>68211245
Nah, read Brave New World

Even Orwell agreed it was far more realistic than 1984 for population control

>when a song starts as a tune and you can anticipate what's coming and hype it up and then it quickly turns into some awful shite

>>68211162
after i awakened i chose not to be free

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Want to import a Japanese car lads

I very rarely sleep more than 6hrs

>>68211081
really puts the peanut butter on the jelly...

to that one lad who called huniepop gay:

fuck u m8

gonna wank desu

>>68211283
CHAT SHIT
GET BANGED

>>68211280
that looks shopped to me

going to need that yank to tell nova scotia to fuck off

>>68211106
bet her blowies are mean

>>68211282

you forgot race

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>>68211318

>>68211307
Japanese cars are the ugliest pieces of shit in the world
Complete cringe when someone wanks over a Skyline or something

>>68211307

bit ricey lad

get a prelude instead

>>68211307
used to own one of these tbqh
miss it

>>68211268
what am I supposed to be looking at

>>68211318
>wrong opinions

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>>68211081
yes

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watching hockey

>>68211226
youre hot

>MUH JAPANESE CAR
>MUH TOKYO DRIFT
>MUH SKYLINE

Fucking get over yourself

Get some decent money together and buy a Mercedes or something you stupid fucking chav

any lads want to play me at trivia crakc

>>68211380
>buy a mercedes
howling

>>68211368
has Canada got the whole yank cheerleader culture thing?

>>68211368
>bruins
wot why is it called bruins

>>68211403
they have their own american football league, kek (CFL)

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>>68211380
>he fell for the German engineering meme

>>68211398
what is it?

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>>68211307
this is the only japanese car worth owning

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>>68211331

>buying a car
>he doesn't live in a walkable city

pfftahhahaha

*runs past you all like naruto*

>>68211411
canadian football predates american football lad

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>>68211417
If I saw this on the street I'd think I was in some chav shithole

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>plebs don't realize that lincoln town cars are GOAT

kids these days I tell ya

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>>68211403
We have ice girls in hockey

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>tfw richer than all of you runts

>>68211409
It means bears

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cOoL JaPaNeSe cArS dUdE!

salsa and tortilla chips: part 2

>>68211409
in english, bruins = bears

>>68211403
We don't have cheerleaders in high school
At least not so far as I've seen, my school didn't have a footbal team, only rugby

>>68211451
>realize
fuck off Yank

>>68211380
alri Rasheed/Vladimir

>>68211411

we invented every single popular sport in america except for nascar.

so PIPE DOWN

>not buying electric
I feel like I'm the only one who cares about the planet

>>68211442
This
We also did modern hockey, modern lacrosse, basketball, and possibly baseball

But hey, America has frisbee golf

>>68211467
so blatantly obvious you've never owned a car in your life

it's like virgin neckbeards and the "sharp elbows, would not bang" meme

>>68211416
a trivia game

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>tfw no cheerleader gf

>>68211481
And baseball

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which Hermoine would you wingardium dickoso

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>>68211380
you're forgetting MUH ANIME

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got my sick japanese cars bros

>>68211467
that's a renault

>>68211481
was not aware that canadians invented baseball and football

>>68211470
Same here, although they have a football team now.

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>>68211081


FOY

>>68211500
that horrendous lump on her knee makes me fucking sick

>tfw my car is a 10 year old suv

>>68211504

nope, that was invented in Nova Scotia by british immigrants playing a street version of cricket

>>68211460
Rolling in it in the terrace

>>68211465
>>68211469
do a vocaroo

AMA

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>>68211534
piss off rasheed

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Extremely depressing thread for me (japanese car enthusiast)

>>68211558
Its literally all me

>>68211548
i want to hear you say it

>>68211451
I wanted one of those so bad as a kid.
My grandpa got one just like that and had issues with it.

>>68211545
It's hard being the master race

>>68211338
>>68211380
>>68211467
>>68211515
this one autist ah yes

just downloaded tinder again

fucks sake

>>68211571
you first x

>>68211557
this is 3 guns

>>68211549
What's your full name, address and social security number

>>68211548
you would be disgusted

>>68211566
*cracks my knuckles*
Want to have a talk round back mate?

>>68211419
>that filename

bounce by the ounce was in lancaster or some similar nothern shithole

>>68211526
First recorded game of baseball, as distinct from rounders or cricket, took place in Ontario.

First game of football, that wasn't rugby played under the British football rules, was between Canada's McGill and Harvard. They made the game as they went along. Harvard then took it to Yale and football was born.

Literally every big sport in North America is traced back to Canada to some degree

>>68211432
>walkable city
>being brown

>>68211575
FUCK OFF NORMIE FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OFF

IM FED UP OF YOU CUNTS ON BRIT FUCK OFFFFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sitting in the bathroom when I should be working

>>68211545
don't believe this

>>68211526

>By the early 1830s, there were reports of a variety of uncodified bat-and-ball games recognizable as early forms of baseball being played around North America. These games were often referred to locally as "town ball", though other names such as "round-ball" and "base-ball" were also used.[10] Among the earliest examples to receive a detailed description—albeit five decades after the fact, in a letter from an attendee to Sporting Life magazine—took place in Beachville, Ontario, in 1838. There were many similarities to modern baseball, and some crucial differences: five bases (or byes); first bye just 18 feet (5.5 m) from the home bye; batter out if a hit ball was caught after the first bounce.[11] The once widely accepted story that Abner Doubleday invented baseball in Cooperstown, New York, in 1839 has been conclusively debunked by sports historians.[12]

>>68211575
ahahah same

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Post rare Karens

fuck off cagers

>>68211601
mate are you lost

this isn't r9k

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do you love the USA?

fuck off landlubbers

giving tinder a break until I get some nicer photos

>>68211460
>tfw richer than all of you runts

>in Britain that means you own the upstairs and downstairs.

>>68211634
>landlubber

You will never be as salty as me

imagine being in your 20s and not being intelligent enough to drive
Even mentally handicapped yanks can drive auto

>>68211622
listen mate just fuck off and get out of /brit/ i will fucking lynch you and your normie mates

eating some vegetables

daily reminder that /brit/ is a normie general

I drive a manual

>>68211649
if you're the fisherman anon then no, probably not

>>68211380

you can lease a mercedes on a 17k salary

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>>68211630
USA IS SO COOL!!!!

>>68211668
i will five knuckle shuffle you right into A&E you cunt

just remembered that time a teacher made me stay in after school and took anatomical photographs of me for the school medical records

what a nice guy

>>68211655
Decent public transport desu la

And if I actually got round to getting my license I'd both have to give people lifts and also worry about drinking

>>68211683
maybe a £17k mercedes

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>I drive a manual

>>68211658
you all by yourself against me and my mates? don't think so mate

don't be a weird freak ok, if you're an abnormie that's fine just don't expect everyone else to be one

>>68211645
>rent out the upstairs
>use the money to buy half of Arizona

>>68211668
Ever seen Pacific Heat? It just came out on my Netflix. Looks like an Aussie version of Archer.

>>68211686
LOVE to see you try you little abnormie, i'm 6'3 and built like a brick shithouse

>>68211500

nice ego machinery

gf says she's coming over for sexual intercourse

>>68211711
>ego machinery
?

>>68211698
>>68211708
i will shiv you fuckING NORMLIDS FUCK OFF

>>68211676
I am, I was also a heavy weather search & rescue coxswain in the military and worked on tall ships, mostly schooners, for a few years.

>>68211696
I prefer manual
I don't like no machine deciding which gears to use

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>nice ego machinery

>>68211703
>buy half of Arizona

That's a lot of sand and horny toads for an Anglo.

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hes our version of jimmy savile

>>68211727
alright there ahab

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>when a robot comes into /brit/

>>68211726
mate don't delude yourself this place has been chock full of normies for ages

you're better off on /britfeel/

>>68211735
Manual is more fun to drive, and better if you're towing, but automatic is much easier for everyday commuting, especially if there's traffic.

can't sleep

Can't wake up

>>68211742
>wanking in a porno theatre
>molesting hundreds of children, literal retards and corpses
yeah, exact same thing m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hRQq5e7Wi0

>>68211726
*shows you the door*
down the hall, take a left, that's /r9k/.
*slaps my gf on the arse as she walks past you, into /brit/*

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477678469945.webm

/brit/ is a failed normie general

call my name

>>68211744
Actually I don't come from a family of sailors like most people here. I read Moby Dick as a kid and it started a lifelong aspergers-tier obsession with all things nautical

>>68211753
there's a /britfeel/?

Literally haven't gone anywhere else on 4chan in years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RkQIDHI0Qs

post deep house

>>68211589
do ittttttt

>>68211696
only because my parents don't own an automatic desu

>>68211791
>molesting hundreds of children, literal retards and corpses

pee wee herman has done all of that and more

its just being covered up for now

i've come to the conclusion that nobody really actually cares about me whatsover outside of my parents

>>68211810
welcome
>failed normies
>ex normies
>semi normies
NOT welcome
>turbo normies
>pathetic abnormies
>virgins

>>68211809
if trump did this he would be crucified

what did the attractive girls in your high school/secondary school do in terms of extracurricular activities?

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>>68211705
Any Aussies?

any lad care to pozz up my neghole?

>>68211809
>1 minute
shan't be wasting my time on this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StZcUAPRRac

remember kerrang! lads

>>68211839
Often wonder who would even come to my funeral. Would be a dire line up I think.

>>68211839
that's what sports and alcohol is for

>>68211810
> failed normie general
failed normie?

loads of lads here have gfs so i'm not sure what that means

wagwan jamaica

>>68211708
lol

>>68211818
My dad left school to go into the merchant navy and I'm always pretty jealous of his experiences in it

Although my understanding is that the British Merchant Navy is shit to go into now given that Britain's the only country in the EU that actively promotes hiring non-citizens as sailors (they grant certificates of equal competence easily and allow non-Brits to be paid well below minimum wage)

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>>68211316
nope

>>68211839
your post really hits too close to home

>>68211854
Debating, public speaking, rowing, hockey, cadets and volunteering

I went to a private school though

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my japanese 'ar

>>68211906
you spoiled that car mate
haha

>>68211882
In my.experience for the most part the able bodied seamen and other crew on any merchant vessel are all brown or yellow foriegners, the officers are usually all American, Brit, Aussie, or Canadian with the odd Euro thrown in.

not sure how the canadian fisherman found 4chan

>>68211511
no way she is that skinny, right?

Unbreak my heart..say you love me again

spoke to a 60 year old multi-millionaire yank on /b/ once

genuinely considering putting my autistic machinations to paper and writing a fantasy novel, thoughts?

have a 20 year old brother who just plays computer games all day. has let his hair grow long, barely eats, really pale and seems very distant and depressed. try and talk to him about finding a job and he just looks at the floor and shrugs his shoulders.

feeling tremendous guilt at not being a better role model but at the same time I'm also horrible depressed so maybe this family just shouldn't exist

>>68211961
literally me

>>68211942
Been here for years

just wanked

>>68211844

>tfw cyborg that does not fit into either

heh............ typical *Adjusts fedora*

>>68211939
they are cheap to employ. great lakes ships are doing this now too.

>>68211968
literally me

Feeling really down tonight in psrticular

Maybe it's time to end it

>>68211968
stop posting about me, brother

>>68211854
underage drinking

>>68211981
do you sometimes sit in the middle of a lake browsing through synthwave webms on /wsg/

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the lads

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Doing an imported water

>>68211968
>be 20 years old
>failing all of university classes
>play video games occasionally but mostly program and other hobbies
>severely depressed and pale
>keep hair short
things'll be better next semester though, right?

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the gf

That cute girl? 1/5 chance she's leaking blood from her fanny

>>68211988
you're probably in the pathetic abnormie category but in denial

>hmmm yeah you've got cancer again
>DURRR DEY CAN JUST CUT THAT SHIT OUT

https://youtu.be/RopjwuzCLBs?t=22m58s

hmmm so taking GRAMS of steroids a week plus synthol plus fake tanning daily for 30 years isn't good for you

Me driving all the cars in the vid desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrxJCOVsV1E

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the gf

When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice

the redhead anchor for Inforwars is p fit desu

>>68212019
>finally go home from a club with the girl I've liked for ages
>she's on her period and I only get head
;-;

>>68212002
If I'm on a lake I am fishing for fun. I don't know what /wsg/ or synthwave is

There's very little work for fisherman from mid January to May, so lots of time for shitposting.
Normally I'd be scallop dragging now but I decided to sit out this scallop season and do some woodswork instead.

>>68212035
me on the left under the container having my bollocks done in

people at work are going to ask about interrail trip on Monday
shitting my pants

watching Nerd3 let's plays of train and bus simulators

>tfw no funny english friend to play simulators with

>>68212035
She's a bit on the heavy side 2bh

I'm wearing Burka as I post, I'm not a Muslim just a tranny haha

>>68212045
there are literally 2 verses in the bible about hell
and they don't even describe it more than like 15 words total

pretty much all of christian doctrine is built around these two verses

>>68212057
if she was telling the truth she wouldnt have gone clubbing.

your not good enough m8

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>wake up
>feel really horny
>wanna have a wank
>family are all home and brother is cutting wood with a saw in the backyard
ah yes

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>there are literally 2 verses in the bible about hell
>and they don't even describe it more than like 15 words total
>pretty much all of christian doctrine is built around these two verses

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>>68212035

>>68212074

some sort of business trip I take it

>>68212078
lose hate not weight

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>no drivers license
>can't join in this excellent car bant

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>68211968
>tfw I'm the successful brother
>tfw about to prove everyone who thought I was genius and that I'd become a millionaire wrong
h-haha....sure showed t-them right....

>>68212082
have my suspicions she's a virgin desu
heard she used the same excuse with someone else she went back with

>>68212035
OI OI BIG LASS

>>68212086
Just have one under the sheets

watching 1998 top gear

clarkson looks like a melt

huge explosion not far from my house lads not even memeing


wonder what that was

>>68212100
I have a driver's license but have never owned a car hhaa

#londontings

Anyone ever had anyone really care for them? Truly? Can you name anyone? I can't think of anyone that ever truly cared for me or understood how I feel.

I just blew up my bathtub trying to make dynamite

hope noone heard

>>68212120
Was it very bright and white, blue, or purplish?

*things

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What's your favourite Christmas song lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjQzJAKxTrE

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>this used to be an extremely expensive luxury top of the range car

Did people honestly look at that and think "lovely"

>>68212100

You can do it lad. There will always be more car bants in the future.

>>68212135
I heard. But I won't tell anyone if you send me nudes.

Why is London full of houses? Why don't have have more flats for fucks sakes lads

Ay yo yo stop the thread a minute, I got something to say
/brit/, I wanna tell you this shit right now, while this fucking weed is in me
I don't know if I ever told you this, but I love you lads, I got your motherfucking backs, let's blow this bitch

can't sleep

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>>68212127
>tfw from London too
>everyone at uni makes fun of me for not having a license
b-but I d-didn't ever need it

>>68212100

one of the reasons I bothered to get a driver's license was because a bunch of people bantered me at work for not having my license yet

sometimes bullying actually does help

so fucking go take the test already you layabout

>>68212103
>unshaven female pubic area preference

This is the true redpill

No more, no less

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>tfw well off parents
>tfw nice family and house
>tfw did well in school
>tfw still a loser
>tfw no excuses besides my own total failure in life

>>68212150
spending money on cars is the most financially retarded thing you can do imo.

>want to have a wank
>lost my hands in the great fire of 2016
>had my hands replaced with hooks
>hurts when i rub my dick with my hooks

>>68212147

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U8aOHtpITs

I fucking hate sundays, swear to fuck they are the most miserable days of the week

>>68212133
I think my brother would be pretty upset if I died
does that count as 'really care'? I don't really think I'd be totally broken over anyone I know dying
I'd be sad and need counseling if one of my family members died
but I wouldn't be suicidal or anything

>>68212169
I know who you are

>>68212133
think the gf might 2bh

don't know why I can't bring myself to tell her any of my issues

>>68211132
>>68211146
>>68211150
>>68211187
>>68211196
>>68211257
>>68211295
>>68211309
>>68211312
>>68211313
>>68211438
>>68211468

are you happy with that, la? gimmick went as planned? no? no gf has left you gutted?

no problem, la!

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>>68212181
t. drives some shitty £500 and passes it off as a 'rare japanese tokyo drift super car'

will life ever get better lads?

>>68212190
aha go on then lad have a go
type my initials

>>68212198
yes

so funny how cars are somehow a status symbol among deanos and aspirational no-hopers

the queen herself drives a battered muddy land rover

>>68212118

He's always looked like a melt lmao but he's certainly a top bloke

>>68212147
Oh Holy Night and Silent Night

>>68212169
Literally don't give a shit, the insurance is insane and I can use public transport to get anywhere I want, it will be good for when I get older and eventually move away.

>>68212203
well not like irl
but as a /brit/ poster

>>68212203
M.m.

How come marriage rates are declining in the west?

>>68212194
t. vw golf owner

bet you think your upper class as well?

>>68211836
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P6SjYWFifu

>>68212210
when she's not being chauffeured around in rolls royces made personally for her lmao you fucking moron

>>68212198

only if you put in effort

no one gets anywhere without taking some risk and doing hard work

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gf just sent me this

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>>68212074

I can't discuss any of my travel with workmates because it just goes over their heads, they have no concept of geography beyond flights to tenerife.

"I took the train from Helsinki to Hong Kong"
"OH HELSINKY? WHERES THAT?"

I'm going to Vilnius soon and there's no point even mentioning it, they have no idea what or where it is.

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>>68212229

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>>68212210
And She can work on it Herself

>>68212242
what did she mean by that

>>68212232
now say browns with a REALLY thick scottish accent

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>public transit so effective and cheap i dont need a car

>>68212229

among uni educated people it's been stable since about the 80s.

meanwhile working class people have abandoned marriage at a shocking rate. it's all single mothers and temporary partners with them.

no one got rich by unnecessarily spending money

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g72A9dVV18M

>>68212229
everything is declining.

millennials are too selfish to start a family.

>>68212243
train from helsinki to hong kong? fucking hell lad!

>>68212187
>>68212192
You're lucky to have someone. My family disowned me long ago.

>>68212264
I read it's because women want to marry up and now more women got o uni so there are less chances for them to marry up

>>68212243
remember really impressing a girl one time because i knew where vilnius is

>>68212243
>I took the train from Helsinki to Hong Kong
w2c

>>68212284
lmao how did you fuck that one up?

It's pretty hard to break ties with your own family unless you go to prison or something

>>68212243
helsinky? is that where the devil lives?

haha dave with office bant.

hey whats the capital of hong kong?

banter

got a stundent overdraft of 1500 and I'm pretty much fully withdrawn

I need 300 pounds to last me until my next loan payment and I've booked an appointment at the bank to talk about it and see if they'll increase my overdraft.

what do you reckon the odd of them actually increasing my overdraft are?

>>68212198

nope

28 now and i just continue to circle the drain, bingeing on drugs before i work up the guts to kill myself

Daily reminder that only deanos go out with the boys on saturday night.

protip: NOBODY irl gives a shit if you know the capital of fucking lithuania

>>68212306
100% if you tell them you're jewish

>>68212193
All me

>>68212284
>My family disowned me long ago.
same mate

the gf and my best mate are pretty much the only ones left

So me killing myself is certain, but how? Should I cut off my bollocks and bleed out in pure ecstasy?

>>68212314
Lithuanian would

This should be mandatory viewing for all immigrants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt9I6H0Oi40

>>68212306
hi I'm financially irresponsible can you give me some more money please

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>>68212210

>>68212310

get a dog

it'll give you a meaning in life

>>68212333
yeah, that's what I thought myself

but I've got nowhere else to get it from so I've got to try

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think there's a chocolate chip stuck in my throat

what do i do

>>68212325
I have a best mate but he's constantly drunk and doesn't care for me beyond going out to get pissed with him. It's hard to explain. He just doesn't care for me on anything behind a superficial level. He doesn't like to see me express my actual emotions to him.

>>68212306
I don't see why they wouldn't, just ask nicely and say you'll pay it back and how

>>68212351
drink boiling water to melt it

>>68212351
drink warm water

>>68212314

one of my TAs was from uruguay and he gave me extra marks because I knew the capital and the fact that luis suarez was uruguayan

>>68212210
t. bus wanker

>>68212351
Go to the USA for the best healthcare money can buy.

>>68212229

Marriage then
>lifelong
>sexually monogamous
>wife is economically dependendant but in charge of childrearing
>husband is economic bedrock
>union is created with purpose of raising a family

Marriage now
>as long as you want
>most end in divorce
>now you sleep with a dozen people before getting married
>being a housewife is now frowned upon and women are expected to get a high-stress job which leaves little time for family
>husband is also expected to be economic breadwinner, leaving two breadwinners and no childrearers
>with single motherhood on the exponential rise, you no longer have to be married to have kids
>basically just get married because your parents did it and you kinda see a future with the other person, and if it doesn't work out, then you can get divorced and spousal support

Marriage is worse for both man and women.

>>68212306

not a fucking charity is it

>>68212359
ok thanks

Hello, is this real depression hours?