/brit/

I need to join an orchestra desu, it would make me so damn happy

shit edition

Me in the Subaru

https://youtu.be/T_H1JwehcO4

did she ever come

its currently warm and sunny, should i go for a swim this afternoon? beach is within walking distance

who /autofellatio/ here?
.

>>68209114

wanna play my skin flute?

>>68209128
no

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didn't know I could howl this hard over a disney film

quality of the animation was fucking spectacular too

>boring cunt tries to approach me and be nice to me
*Takes out runt mallet and obliterates his bollocks*
Much better, hate nice pricks

https://soundcloud.com/techitch/different-eyes

banger

do you rate sam hyde?

Why is Blackpool so shit?

>>68209153
disney is quality lad

>>68209153
would support the movement allowing this image/character/concept to become a gimmick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs3BXVTF7mw
choons, all of them

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Going to amsterdam in 2 weeks, lads.

>you will never be a southern good old boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dIirPpxJoY

>>68209201
don't do drugs

>>68209172

'car' 'culture'

>an acquaintance offers me a lift somewhere
*Turns 360 degrees and walks away*
Bloody boring cunt was trying to be nice to me what a tosser haha

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>>68209159

yes sir, thank you sir, may I have another?

>>68209185
entire chain of command in disney is jewish kek

every single higher-up

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>do you rate sam hyde?

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>>68209185
>disney is quality lad

any premature ejaculation man in

>>68209201
quite nice place I enjoyed it

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very subtle symbolism here that only highly intelligent alt-righters will understand

>>68209190
I wouldnt

Test

icles

>>68209213
Here now with my GF

>Ugly buildings/people
>Full of chavs
>Shit shops
>Only two greggs

>>68209238
only way you could actually know this is by having sex with a girl therefore fuck off turbo normie

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>>68209208
I'll probably do drugs.

>>68209274
drugs are ba

>>68209248
intelligent """""alt-righters""""

ha ha ha

>tfw gf doesnt shave her arsehole

how do i get her to do this?

>>68209221
*Looks straight past you*
*Tries to get past*

>>68209260
arm wrestle for it

>>68209287
tell you want to eat her asshole out, tha'll do it

>>68209287
Put chewing gum in her arse hair

been nodding my head back and forth for like 6 hours now

>>68209270
Thats the entire UK silly

>>68209311
why lad?

>>68209270

fascinating ...

*walks off and talks to someone else`8

>>68209309
howled

>>68209272
ex normie*
I still would be if it wasn't for my poor sexual performances, I'd probably have never split up with the gf
and nowadays I don't bother talking to women as I know I can never perform the task properly anyway

licking an asshole is disgusting


hard no from me

*acts like a cunt*
*3 separate girls try to seize my cock by force*
Haha didnt know it was this easy lads fuck nice cunts

is the ship guy here

>>68209319
Yeah true. At least York, Stamford, The Cotswolds and the Peak District are nice

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Read any good books lately, lads?

>>68209330
munted listening to bangers innit

>having a gf with a hairy arse

ffs canada m8

>>68209360
i'd genuinely rather lick a girls arsehole than her pussy, is that a bit bent?

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>*acts like a cunt*
>*3 separate girls try to seize my cock by force*
>Haha didnt know it was this easy lads fuck nice cunts

>>68209381
same desu

>>68209378
I read Naruto volume 14 yesterday

>>68209401
good lad

>>68209309
kek
>>68209308
dont really feel like doing that, but seeing her arse hairs while hitting doggy makes my dick go soft

>>68209385
You're 8000000x more likely to get ecoli poisoning

>>68209385
its just odd and I can't understand it

you know poo comes from there right?

>>68209385
a little bit

>under blanket
>lift leg up and it creates a blanket cave
>cat immediately runs into it and gets comfy

ah yes, cats

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Generation Z will be the saviour of the white race

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>>68209385

>>68209384
everyone has asshole hairs dumb virgin mick

What's the correct posture for sitting at a desk?

All this discussion how female arseholes being hairy/disgusting has made me think twice of ever wanting to have a girlfriend now.

>>68209418
a risk i'm willing to take desu

>>68209420
i just think its really hot

>>68209425
it's probably even more bent that i'd love her to lick my arsehole too

>>68209439
Not me ffs

this HPV thing seems like it should be a bigger deal than it is currently desu

>>68209409
Why don't you just ask her to shave them

After 3 years at uni I've suddenly got a high-school level crush again

Not sure if it's requited this time or not though. She asked me to pick up her stuff while I was picking up my stuff from a flat that we'd had pres at despite my flat being far further away from hers than the one we'd had pres at. Then when we were chatting she mentioned that she hadn't got with a guy, completely unsolicitedly. Plus she wants to come round and smoke at my place sometime.

But then on the other hand she's frosty cold over messages.

>>68209418
i think arses are cleaner because of women's periods and the vagina

One good thing about being a bender is avoiding fedoras and normies.

my ex-muslim mate is posting memes I frequently see on /brit/ and /pol/

think he is slowly becoming a white supremacist

>>68209445
Good lad

>>68209477
well she frequently moans about basic pussy hair maintenance think me asking would be seen as demanding on her part, especially because she doesnt dictate any of my body hair

>>68209441

standing

>>68209496
post stormzy

>>68209461
got it from a tranny desu

frank pentangeli in godfather 2 is one of the most underrated characters in all of cinematic history tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL5DX05gNNk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znL8uYvohCw

>>68209482
Just ask her if she wants some puff for a suck

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>bend over some slag after the club
>open up her arse as I'm about to do the business on the clit
>she's got piles/haemmorhoids around her arsehole

>>68209494
how does one become a white supremacist without being white

>>68209532
yeah thinking about it, I probably just need a standing desk

>>68209546
The grime person?

>>68209364
nah, just being a cunt isn't going to make up for a lack of character.

you need to have a personality first and then it doesn't matter if you're a cunt.

>>68209378
tolstoy - resurrection

p. good although the ending was a tad lacklustre

hate being white desu really wish i was black

>>68209445
hairy girls are unironically my fetish

>>68209580
nah the politician

>>68209556
Godfather is the worst fucking film of all time

Complete shit

>>68209488
vaginal discharge and vaginal blood don't contain anywhere near as much bad bacteria as literal shit

>>68209546
https://youtu.be/s7qkPCx2vaQ

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Found the Paki version of Tim lads

https://youtu.be/XMAKmMr-mQQ

>>68209567
Inferiority complex (see Chicanos)

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I feel sick
also my mate gave me what he said was part of a weed cookie but i think he was bullshitting

darkstep surge

>>68209378
Last month's reading list:

>History of the Peloponnesian War by Thucydides
>Cyropedia and Anabasis by Xenophon
>Histories by Polybius
>Histories and Annals by Tacitus
> Commentarii de Bello Civili and Commentarii de Bello Gallico by Julius Caesar
>Parallel Lives by Plutarch

>>68209562
it's almost like women are human too

See myself a product of two failed lives

I never had a chance

>>68209429
the greatest generation was made great by the great depression and ww2

generation z will inherit that mantle because of the great recession and the upcoming race war and or war with china

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>>68209591

>>68209531
What a stupid fucking relationship.

Just ask. Don't over complicate things you bell end.

>>68209562
>open up her arse as I'm about to do the business on the clit
wat

>>68209619
a clock is broke 24/7

>>68209636
nice

>>68209445
People are hairy get over it

>>68209593
>Godfather is the worst fucking film of all time
this seems like a slight exagerration

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>>68209562
>>open up her arse as I'm about to do the business on the clit

>>68209531
This sounds like something Justin Trudeau would say

>>68209562
cant imagine being comfortable with a stranger rooting around me arshole with it in that condition

>>68209618
Hi alexa

>>68209557
Don't think many birds would trade a blow for half a score tbqh

>>68209445
they're not all like that

still wouldn't lick it

>>68209640
>>68209673
The clit is located in the arse, you virgins

>>68209692
are u girl

b myg f

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>wow i can't believe women have hair and poop and fart and have medical problems and aren't just literal barbie dolls

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>>68209562
>>open up her arse as I'm about to do the business on the clit

??

Who /suicide2017/ here

>>68209721
/2016/

>>68209562
hate it when their clit is in the arse desu

I like girls with hairy arseholes but not hairy fannies desu

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my dad killed himself :(

>>68209741
Im the opposite

>>68209721
I might
I'm long overdue

>>68209721
not you lad

https://youtu.be/nJRS56gwlNs

I like girl with hairy arseholes, arms and legs

and willies

>>68209721
can't lad

hair on girls below the eyebrows? nah, not a fan

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>malala yousafzai lives in birmingham

CANNOT
BE
FABRICATED

>>68209778
You can do anything.

>>68209593
Are you the lad who was banging on about how Stranger Things was great?

The Godfather is GOAT

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>>68209749
>Matthew Puncher, 46, bled to death at his home from multiple stab wounds inflicted by two knives.
>A pathologist said he could not ' exclude' the possibility that someone else was involved in the death - but concluded the injuries were self-inflicted.

>>68209779
So no eyelashes either?

need to watch the new episode of The Grand Tour

>>68209779
>he wants her to have an ellen degenerates hair cut

disgusting

>>68209815
It was really good, big improvement over the two yank steroid shitty other episodes

>>68209721
I was /suicide2012/ and /suicide2015/ but fucked it up.

/suicide2017/ is looking likely.

>>68209805
>but concluded the injuries were self-inflicted.
How the fuck do you determine something like that

>>68209749

putin could kill you with his bare hands in front of parliament and have your parents giving a live BBC interview saying they killed you

>>68209593
Yeah godfather was bad but nothing compared to how shite Pulp Fiction was

I like girls with hairy arms

ive done some smelling and tasting around my own ass and its not that bad, stick you hand into the crack and slide it around and then take it out and rub it on your belly

>>68209832
where are they this week?

>>68209835
angles, brusies etc

>>68209721
/asiangf2k17/ commencing in a months time.

>>68209845
quintessential yankpost

>>68209805

*awakes from stuper*

is that article a joke?

>>68209860
they're in yorkshire so it feels more like the original top gear

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>>68209153

>>68209834
which method did you try?

>Canadian BILLionaires want this video banned
>picture of BILL clinton and BILL cosby

Top banter

I'M CUMMING OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD7jGmrkSWo

NAUGHTY BLOODY MONKEY

>>68209887
right, gonna go watch it now

righttt

gonna clean teeth and get into the old bed

>>68209883
*stupor

there's some weird black guy in Aleppo hahahahahahah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47jGUtqMIeM

>>68209834
suicide attempts are for girls you attention seeking bender
when I finally boil over there shall be no attempts, only one more at the gates of hell

>>68209924
you are a bed

>>68209899
why is steve-o wearing a thong

>>68209845
cretin

>>68209896
*Grasps your penis tightly so the cum can't come out*
POP!
*Your penis explodes*

>>68209947
muuhhh

>>68209939
that's my wife's son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo

I want a German looking gf

She can be from anywhere in the German diaspora really doesn't matter to me

Any tips la's?

>>68209947
solid 5/10

>>68209947
I bet it whistles when she breathes through her noose

>>68209877
that was a more amusing post than I've ever seen a leaf make
fuck off

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Gf just sent me this

turns out that taking loads of drugs alone in your room doesn't achieve much lads

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>>68209970

*commits suicide*

*proceeds to lock myself in a suitcase*

>>68209992
when did i ever say i didnt thoroughly enjoy the post?

top yourself

>>68209940
Always thought that myself but lo-and-behold you can change your mind

Sister managed to get the knife off me and I ended up in A&E hypovolaemic in January this year

>>68209947
who is she?

>>68209970
even the production is offensively bad

>>68209939
>salahuddin

ahahaahahaa

>>68210004
I could of told you that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmITEucLu9A

this is so comical

>>68209947

narcissistic

>>68210037
>could of
FOY

>>68209947
would lick her arsehole/10

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>>68209979
this is my german gf

good luck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDjIPQHFaE4

post more vides of naughty monkeys

>>68209979
>Midwestern US
>Southern Brazil
>Germany

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Beth :3

>>68210019
>killing yourself with a knife


guess: >>68209749 is real

>>68210040
That voice does not match the look of that person

Individual human life is a sad joke

>>68210008

haha alri gazza you madman

>>68209947

My DNA is telling me that that would be a good DNA vessel to deposit part of my DNA inside so the DNA can do what it does

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>>68210037
>could of

20-25 people have unironically died after going against Clinton

>>68210052
>>68210088
baited

just made a thread lads
>>>/g/57827649

>>68210004
smoking weed alone is goat though, frankly speaking

>>68210058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm8Q4fgv8Qo

Could of
Should of
Would of

>>68209939
Holy fuck, there's nothing left of Aleppo

fucks sake i dont want to work

hope sunday goes slowly

*commits suicide via 6 shotgun blasts to the head from a double barrel*

>>68210065
Sliced my brachial artery lad

Not exactly a murder method but without medical intervention it'll do the job

Although tbf on reflection if I was really being serious I'd have gone for the carotid

>>68208634
buying myself a glass buttplug, haven't decided on logistics yet

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buff

lawrence have arabia

IMAGINE living a life where you start losing your hair at age 16 and are forced to go full bald at age 20

me

>46 minutes

http://www.strawpoll.me/11792744
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>>68210147
every time i go to the hairdressers they always comment on how my hair is really thicc and i won't go bald for ages

>>68209939

those people are living in hell

>>68210112
aww thats lovely

>>68210106
did a cheeky reply

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>>68209970

>>68210152
>having this short of an attention span

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gf just sent me this....

>>68210176
have a disease causing my hair to fall out and my doctor won't give me medication

>>68210176
same

>>68210186
cheers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gareth_Williams

makes one ponder intensely

>>68210176
thats really neat lad i think about killing myself every single day

>>68210209
very hot

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>>68209081
Hannah Montana

Thoughts on Fidel Castro?

>>68210209
This post caused irreparable damage to the rigidity of my penis

>>68210092
better tell my bollocks to speak up against them to then xx

>>68210578
baited for this exact response

>>68210218

just like david kelly eh killed himself and didnt afraid of anything

>>68210286
he's ur pm's dad

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>there are coincidentally 3 leafs in this thread

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>>68210218
>In the same month, the Daily Mail reported that Williams had angered his bosses at SIS by accessing confidential data regarding former President of the United States Bill Clinton; he had provided a friend with the guest list for an event Clinton was due to attend.

>>68210294
Maybe they should just have been more careful about what sort of penises/needles they insert into their bodies

I would fucking actually slaughter yo

>>68210294
>Millions
>Canadian's

must be a shop

>>68210294
TIL 1 in 17 Canadians suffer from AIDS

also
>canadian's

>>68210218

don't see whats the problem here

he poisoned himself, then stuffed himself into a backpack and padlocked himself in

case closed.

>>68210294
Why did Canadians elect this man again?

drinking obscene amounts of caffeinated drinks that will result in heart palpitations so that I can achieve orgasm

ah yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWDbIEDRJTA

im on a mission to become a 400 pound hacker

>be autistic genius
>graduate with a first in maths at 17
>go to cambridge
>mi6 come knocking with wads of cash
>loyally work for them for years
>accidentally do something you shouldn't because autism
>get naked in a suitcase, wipe all the DNA and fingerprints off form around you, close suitcase and lock it from the outside and then suffocate
ah yes....mi6.....employer of the year award winners....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo

>>68210377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb8G8qA9ibI

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>>68210377
I'm already there

>>68210377
half way there lad, just need to become a hacker now

Che Guevara was fucking handsome lads

>>68210408
got 20 (You)s for posting this earlier haha

>>68210431

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

>>68210218
>Originally from Anglesey, Wales,[4] Williams, who spoke Welsh as a first language, began studying mathematics part-time at Bangor University, while still at Ysgol Uwchradd Bodedern school, and graduated with a first-class degree at age 17.[5] After gaining a PhD at the University of Manchester, he dropped out from a subsequent post-graduate course at St Catharine's College, Cambridge,[6] and took up employment with GCHQ in Cheltenham in 2001,[7] renting a room for a decade in Prestbury, Gloucestershire. Reportedly an intensely private man and a keen cyclist, Williams was due to return to Cheltenham at the beginning of September 2010 after his annual leave.[8]

probably just killed him for being a fucking nerd

>>68210384
>Autism the post

>>68210463
who are you quoting

[ ] 400lbs
[ ] hacker
[x] the determination

>>68210080
cheshire

ok lads mananged to stop being a retard and got myself from my settee into bed

Business idea: adopt Japanese-style city planning laws

>>68210493
>[x] 400lbs
>[ ] hacker
>[ ] the determination
ftfy

willy wank

>>68210361
>stuffed himself into a backpack and padlocked himself in
>case closed
did you do that on purpose

>>68210483
You

>>68210510
delete this please

experiencing some minor testicular pain

I really admire Tokyo for its use of coruscant sprawl

most normie chart music is okay desu, damn catchy

>>68210344
>>68210356
>>68210358
>>68210369
>showing support for people fighting against aids is bad
lmao, do you guys even listen to yourselves?

Never drinking alcohol again

>>68210369
you should have seen the alternatives

things are spinning again :/

>>68210561
Why?

>>68210462
>working for GCHQ
>renting a flat in Cheltenham
this is literally essex's current lifestyle
hope he doesn't die

>>68209970
Why is everything shot on the Devonshire Road shops?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gag6sN_uuOg

howling

>>68210369
we would be an even larger laughing stock if the NDP got in

stop drinking you fucking idiots

waste of time

>>68210577
yeah but it's not, i work for a private owned company

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>>68210543
>do you guys even listen to yourselves?
No, and I don't think before speaking either
I am free and unhindered in my self-expression

>>68210572
drunk too much

my life is a total disaster and failure

>>68210543
>>showing support for people fighting against aids is bad
No one is implying this. They are just pointing out how stupid that photoshop is.

>>68210286
Marxist dictator who is only loved by edgelords

>>68210578
What did I tell you.

>>68209562
>being able to see that much detail at a club

you sit on a throne of lies.

why aren't you in bed?

MC BONEZ
DJ Q

>>68210599
which coincidentally you had to relocate to Cheltenham for
yeah mate I believe you of course

>>68210640
i have nothing to look forward to

>>68210651
there are lots of security based companies in this area
for some reason

>>68210640
I am, but I'm posting on my laptop

>>68210656
wouldnt that be motivation to go to bed?

>>68210640
Will you join me once I'm in it?

>>68210642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4W3j_9BHec

[ ] gf
[ ] cat
[ ] well-paying career
[ ] loving, supportive parents
[ ] any lingering sense of optimism
[x] comfy chair

>>68210680
no im not travelling all the way to switzerland so I can gay with some anon

>>68210677
never make me feel like an idiot ever again

>>68210462
>>68210463

hello NSA shill

I use open-back headphones in public because I can't stand the sound of closed back anymore

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[ ] gf
[x] cat
[ ] well-paying career
[x] loving, supportive parents
[ ] any lingering sense of optimism
[x] comfy chair

>>68210681
it's a sheffield sonic takeover

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me irl

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>>68210705

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>>68210703
>[x] gf
>[ ] cat
>[x] well-paying career
>[ ] loving, supportive parents
>[ ] any lingering sense of optimism
>[ ] comfy chair

[ ] gf
[x] doggo
[x ] well-paying career
[x] loving, supportive parents
[ ] any lingering sense of optimism
[x] comfy chair

[ ] gf
[ ] cat
[ ] well-paying career
[ ] loving, supportive parents
[ ] any lingering sense of optimism
[ ] comfy chair

>he doesnt have a comfy chair

literally what are you doing. the absolute state you utter gimp, you utter utter MELT

>>68210703
[ ] gf
[X] cat
[ ] well-paying career
[ ] loving, supportive parents
[ ] any lingering sense of optimism
[ ] comfy chair

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>>68210703

[ ] gf
[x] cat
[ ] well-paying career
[x] loving, supportive parents
[ ] any lingering sense of optimism
[x] comfy chair

[ ] gf
[ ] cat
[ ] well-paying career
[x] loving, supportive parents
[ ] any lingering sense of optimism
[ ] comfy chair

[ ] gf
[x] cat
[ ] well-paying career
[x] loving, supportive parents
[ ] any lingering sense of optimism
[ ] comfy chair

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london doesn't even remotely compare to NYC

>>68210774
>>68210730
clones not allowed on /brit/

>>68210703
[ ] gf
[x] dog
[x] well-paying career
[x] loving, supportive parents
[x] any lingering sense of optimism
[x] comfy chair

need a gf

bet your blowies are fucking shite

>>68210787
>>68210778
>>68210774
>>68210770
>>68210761
>>68210753
>choosing not to have a gf
bent?

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>>68210797

>>68210761
>[ ] gf
>[ ] cat
>[ ] well-paying career
>[x] loving, supportive parents
>[ ] any lingering sense of optimism
>[ ] comfy chair

>>68210637
I dont know?

[spoiler]you wanna suk me dik[/spoiler]

>>68210837
Baited by my third eye for the third time.

Going to join GCHQ and be the next Edward Snowden

>>68210821
I've not chosen to not have a gf, lad

>>68210640
Migraine

>>68210147
as long as you lift and maintain a decent tan bald is really no big deal, can even be rather sexy in the right contex no homo

>>68210821
>choosing

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Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum
Dub-a-dub-a-dum
Dub-a-dum-dum-dub-a-dum
Dub-a-dub-a-dum

>>68210858
Iceland's Pirate party will be happy to shelter you once you do

>>68210890
best christmas song

Why is Oasis the greatest band of all time?

showing support for people fighting against aids is bad

>>68210856
So you wanna suk it?

Meet me behind the Belle Vue lad?