/brit/

anime

YOP WEN DA MORNIN COME

Why are yanks in MY brit threads? Are they that irrelevant now?

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going back to school

>90% of surnames in Britain are native

OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN BRITAIN HAS NEVER BEEN NATIVE TO ANYONE ITS ALWAYS BEEN MULTICULTURAL

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-38003201

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>>67525714
>MY brit threads
>posting in MY brit thread

>>67525731
Khan is a British surname

hmm

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>>67525767

Top three most shocking events of the year in order

1. Da foxes winning the premierl eagles

2. Brexit

3. Trump winning

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>>67525442
I BE THAT PRETTY MUTHAFUCKA

>the charity, FANY
shrieking

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Laddo's.

>>67525767
Yeah Sadiq is a British Christian name too.

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>>67525786
>>>/out/

>>67525718
why do i keep seeing this pic posted, what is the deal with it?

>>67525785
Tfw I bet a £10 on a threefold of all three events

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-38013806

shocking

>>67525848
I never open BBC links. Just tell me the headline

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*nose edition*

;)

Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?

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Oi

appraising the role of management in my work place.

v. boring.

done a smart and have identified the difference between management and leadership though. should score me some GBP.

>>67525879
Taking back the colonies

Get out

>>67525879
Big wank, big dinner, big sleep

>>67525869
>Staples brand to disappear from UK high streets

>>67525919
What the fuck is staples

>>67525933
An office superstore

>>67525933
I literally leave the house less than 3 times a year and even I know what Staples is

got home going to sleep

>>67525919
overpriced shit. absolutely terrible store don't know how they are even in business.

>>67525848
we had staples in the uk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WplAwKl6wZY

Well lads?

Alri lads

>>67525919
*retail parks

>this lad on pointless with the electronic voicebox

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>went across the border
>no ID checks at voting stations
>voted for Trump

>>67525985
He needsh more charishma

if I could go back in time I would liquidate all of assets and take all of my cash down to the bookies and make a parlay of Brexit happens and Cubs World Series win and Trump win

Would be mind boggling rich rn

>>67525985
not going to be watching this

Getting redpilled over on /pol/

>>67525985
why isn't he speaking in dutch?

>>67526047
JCVD would have you

>>67526047
what about leicester

>>67526032
we heard you the first time you cretin

*open third eye*
now... yes, YES... RAuHHhh... I c-can't compr-
*collapses, lifeless on the floor*

>>67526078
Germanic countries (besides England of course) are linguistic cucks

They hate their native languages

>>67526047
business idea: use your gbp to create a time machine

>>67526103
It's Lesta

>>67526137
*flicks my near finished cig onto the floor near you*

Another runt that thought he could open his 3rd eye

*walks away woth my hands in my trench coat, my dress shoes making a melodic tapping as a i walk off*

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>tfw got the aussie seal of approval

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Just had to wake the bf up at 5am because a big fuck off huntsman spider crawled across the room.

Put him outside hope he doesn't come back. Scared of his family taking revenge now though.

How big should boots be?

My feet aren't sliding around or anything but there's definitely more room than I'm used to

>>67526213
Saved it and cropped it
No one will ever know he was replying to you and not me

>>67526213
>windows 10
>pepe wallpaper
>utorrent
jesus christ

>>67526213
>opera
>utorrent
>windows 10

Official list of BAD posts in this thread

1. >>67526213

>>67526229
I'd be more scared of the AIDs you subhuman

Daughter is my JAM

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>why yes, i am from australia

>>67526258
>both virgins
>both monogamous

I'm fine

>>67526278
Roooooooooooooooooooo

>>67526246
jokes on you I saved it from someone else

>>67526264
delet

Why is the class system so ingrained in British culture

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I NEED a favelada gf lads

>>67526276
>faggots being monogamous

I'm laffin.

Unless you're a roastie, then whatever

>>67526305
So we can distinguish between different social interests

>>67526276
If even smelled your cum stained breath within 5 feet of me Id knock your fucking jaw in you complete bent twat

>>67526305
colonialism by anglo-saxons and normans

>>67526305
(((they))) want to keep you divided

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Updated pic of my room do you like how its coming along lads?

>>67526358
really made me think

>>67526314
>I want the town's mattress with the man hands and a dozen stds
she's all yours la

>month of beard growth
>still have a mexican pedo moustache

fuck genetics

>>67526361
no ((we)) don't, that's Rorke

bellend smells of marmite

>>67526413

>pedo

fuck off yank

>>67526423
rorke seeks to unite us

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>>67526249
>>67526252
>falling for it

>>67526423
Shalom

was in a horrific near-fatal car crash earlier and forgot what gender pronoun I decided I was identifying as this morning

Breitbart is unironically the least biased news available

>>67526413
What exactly does a 'pedo moustache' look like? I want to know so I can make sure I don't look like a nonce

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>>67526405
freak

>>67526405
bunch of nice decor on the walls ruined by weebshit and too many screens

>>67526465
>not the Guardian

Fuck off cuck

>>67526445
ah yes the racist rhetoric, the us vs them narrative, very uniting

only neoliberalism can unite humanity and lead it to a higher understanding of the universe

>>67526473
Does it look like Burt Reynolds' moustache? No? Then it's a peado stache.

>>67526490
>not buzzfeed
racist

>>67526495
i would probably kill you if i ever met you irl

At the London launch for Planet Coaster

Great episode of The Chase lads

>news on about housing cirsis
>shows a fat white women with a mudblood baby

kek, every single time

>>67526536
I forgive you

>>67526413
Pics of 'stache

>>67526541
WEW. Don't suppose it will run on my toaster though.

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jfc

VOTE NOW

http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335

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What does this mean?
I can recycle it?

>>67526600
Nobody gives a fuck about your autistic poll

>>67526577

>he doesn't read FT weekend exclusively

>>67526616
means you cant recycle it

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>FT weekend

>>67526616
It means the product has a yin and a yang

>2045
>More than a century of Labservative party dominance looks set to end as the New-Party-Not-That-New-Party-The-New-New-Party makes inroads in council elections and their leader resonates well with the public
>The Sunly Maildian, the last paper in the country to back the Labservative party is seeing declining sales figures as they remain out of touch and run stories about how the NPNTNPTNNP would totally wreck everything if elected. Nobody listens.
>Some polling in more neutral sources such as The Wings Over independegraphsmanateye propose that on current polling the NPNTNPTNNP could have a working majority of over 210, out doing the 4rth and 5th Blair administrations for the largest majority in modern parliamentary history.
>Suddenly, a revelation by The Sunly Maildian: On the 5th December 2016 the leader of the NPNTNPTNNP was noted by GCHQ to have accessed various inappropriate cartoon images of females which a reasonable person could have interpreted as being below the age of consent. He was noted to have repeatedly accessed the site sourcing these images until it ceased operation in 2039, and to have subsequently visited spin-off sites.
>BBC, following the attitude of a political class that grew up under Labservative domination, focuses on the nonce angle, adding legitimacy to the spin from the old media. At PMQs (streamed live to over 130 million British Twitappooglespace Glass^2 users) the leader of the opposition stumbles while attempting to explain the difference between browsing /birtfeel/ and actively seeking lolicon content. Despite the majority of those above voting age understanding intuitively how websites work, he sounds guilty. His polling with the elderly (50% of electorate) plunges. At least one NPNTNPTNNP spin doctor has a breakdown and is sent to the National Poorhouse Service as administered by the Department for Assisted Suicide and Pensions.
>May 8th, 2045: Labservative majority 197. Boundary review announced. NPNTNPTNNP split.

>>67526618
bruce on suicide watch

>>67526600
Stop trying to deflect the blame from reddit flags

>>67526616
black willy white willy united in perfect harmony

>>67526643
howling that you thought I'd read a single word of this

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>eat lunch at 3pm
>mum makes tea for 5pm
Fucking hell woman

>>67526405
How recent is this? always thought his room was comfy as fuck

>Nearly 90 per cent of all ICTs (intra-company transfers) are to Indian workers in the field of IT, while the unemployment rate of UK graduates in computer science is higher than in any other field.

>>67526643
poor post

neoliberal globalist shills like the berlin kike will get exterminated when the volk wake up

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>he doesn't listen to The Knife

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>>67526618

>>67526652
Awww so kawaii

>>67526600
>weebshit
>harassing mentally ill folk
>weebs
>chinese cartoons
>pakis and supporters of
>weebshit

>>67526677
iktf

>>67526677

working class poortherner: the post

>>67526685
That's because the graduates are wasters who just coasted through their degree and didn't bother to put any extra effort in because they assumed their degree was a free ticket.

There's shit loads of IT jobs going

The problem for these retards, is that you need to be competent

Chelsea is bad at football

Not chelsea are bad at football

>>67526700
It's not 2006 anymore la

>>67526681
sysadmin posted it today on /r9k/

what's the point of spotify?

Been tempted to buy these large anal beads for a while now and what did I do just now? Bought them.

Very excited x

unironically listening to my chemical romance

>>67526723
>northerners
>calling dinner 'lunch'

Use your noggin, Rasheed

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>>67526720
theres no need to be upset

>>67526685
CS masters here.

Most graduates are fucking shit and no wonder they're unemployed.

>>67526743
>>67526751

>>67526695
I'm on your side. I want what's best for all of us

>>67526750
why not just have pellet like poos

My mum is super religious anti-gay but watched 'The Boy in the Dress' a while back and seemed to be okay with it

Very strange

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>>67526677
Why not sort your own food out?

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If you want to pick up Polish whores, look in shisha bars

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479073053834.webm

makes me feel all funny inside lads

>>67526743
convenience

>>67526769
neoliberalism is a cancer upon the body of society for the benefit of the elite

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>>67526677
I feel deeply sorry for you

>>67526784
Only puffters cook their own food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlwbTUs-17k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_P9PR5ckFk

Shillary is literally still paying youtubers to shill against Drumpf hahahaha

>>67526794
Neoliberalism has benefited more people ever than any other political ism

CHINESE BONER PILLS WORK GREAT "LUNG LEADER" TAKE TWO AND YOU WILL FUCK LIKE GOD ON COCAINE AND VIAGRA ONLY LAMAR ODOM ON ACID AND SHROOMS

someone post an autistic pepe

why is florida such a shithole

>>67526778
>tfw everytime i switch on the beeb there is a new thing about transgenderism

phenomenal given they're less than a percent of the population. I wonder if people who suffer from schizophrenia or lets say insomnia get that much attention/advocacy on tv.

>>67526787
*jots some notes down in the copy book*

Then what?

>>67526789
we killed the wrong hitler

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Patter

>>67526838
spanish influence

>He doesn't listen to Toe

Pleb filter right there

>>67526736
FUCK off
I wish it was

>>67526844
Apparently, there is an alarmingly high rate of trannies who are autistic

Really makes you think...

>>67526824
fuck you

>>67526882
link their best/most popular tune pls

The Grand Tour will be the most pirated show in history

>>67526853
After entering the bar, look towards the crotch region of the dark skinned gentlemen there

The Polish women shall be on the ends of their penises

Approach the men and while pointing to the women, ask "please, sir, may I have a turn?"

Hey lads, can you answer me this please

>>67526887
>>67526887
>>67526887
>>67526887

*puts ear against big toe*

>>67526933
lol no

my /brit/ experience was enhanced by 80% after filtering all North American flags

>>67525658
wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WErjPmFulQ0

>>67526941
Dumb cunt

>>67526838
brown people 2bh

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why do people hate Hitler so much?

>>67526905
As well as narcissistic.

>>67526963
>half of Brit flags are not American proxies

c'mon, lad

>>67526933
>3 guys travelling in cars
>fake, scripted "drama" ensures

Oh boy Can't wai- zzzzzzzzzzzz

>>67526941
I swear, it's one Finn on this fucking board who worships blacks

>>67525869
>kippers buttmad that BBC doesn't pander to them
>commies/socialists buttmad that the BBC doesn't pander to them

yeah m8, we just read the Sun™® like real brits not them leftie wankers eh

>>67526988
JUST

>>67526996
jewish brainwashing

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Guess whether I voted for Trump or Hillary based on my fit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu4VUsaxs6E

fucking hell, no wonder /pol/ unironically supports Trump if they watch vids like this all day

>>67526996
(((they))) want us to

is there a more reddit cardinal direction than east

>>67527034
gary johnson

>>67527019
Start a BBC thread and see if he posts in it

>tfw 6'4, blonde, blue eyed, chiseled good looks and would have survived the Aryan purging

>>67527054
West

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>>67525658

>>67526996
the mass murder, the general atrocities, the bad public policy, the wars of aggression, that he was a manlet, etc

>>67527021
how did you make that circle around the R? and how did you make them smaller like that

wtf...

>>67526305
conservative and apathetic mindset throughout society

Gonna smash 3 eggs on toast topped with 'cha when I get, then off to the gym (back), then a heaping bowl if chlli and rice with broccolk tbqh

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>>67526996
No idea senpai

Business idea:publish a scientific paper proving people with stronger regional accents are also stupider

>>67527083
What is this from?

>>67527042
Lad, Trump propaganda is genuinely GOAT.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q2aEWxGyaA

>>67526996
Because he lost and people like winners

>>67527121
>lifting in the evening
>back on thursday of all days
just end yourself already

>>67527088
alri blattbergstein

>>67527139
everyone has a regional accent tho

>>67527083
dresden

>>67527088
oh fuck off

http://www.zdnet.com/article/snoopers-charter-expansive-new-spying-powers-becomes-law/
>The law forces UK internet providers to store browsing histories -- including domains visited -- for one year, in case of police investigations.

rip /brit/bros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCabT_O0YSM

HAIL TRUMP

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>>67527042

would you rather be a fly with the mind of a human or a human with the mind of a fly

i just fucking love video games lads

>>67527042
that video is just a remake of a neo nazi video about hitler lol

>>67527150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqEddipbpkw

It's on the god-tier level of IS and Nazi propaganda tb h

Howling at the ending

>>67527220
fly with human mind

need some sex desu lads

>>67527159
Why would the day of the week matter?

>>67527139
There's been countless papers refuting that "argument"

You are literally a moron if you fall for the prestige dialect meme

don't get why people are nostalgic for muh factory jobs

they're essentially no different than call centre jobs today

>>67527226
yeah I know i've seen it

Hitler one is better tb h

Trump one will be better once he starts fucking shit up during his presidency for the ending

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>president elect making a statement "not to be afraid"

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERICA

>>67527188
Big fucking news.
Believe it or not but ALL internet providers have to keep logs of activity for 5 years.

>>67527220
>human with the mind of a fly
well you're are british...

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>>67527042
Feels good to have voted Trump desu

What would be better to learn: that you missed some signals from girls or that you never received any at all?

>>67527257
they provided job security and a good wage
call centre tier jobs are poorly paid and insecure

>>67527227
>god-tier level of IS

What do you mean by this?

>>67527257
The people who are butthurt are too thick to work computers

Post the picture of Trump trolling the reporter that commented on his grammar

>>67527300
allah-tier

any else watch streams on twitch?

am i the biggest loser her fore doing so? (yes)

bought a skinned pheasant lads

not sure what to do with it. lots of recipes with wine or cider, involving making fancy sauces to go with it.

is there something simpler. would do a roast but it's skinned, so that wouldn't work per se.

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>>67527320
*here for

>punk killed these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZgHPjia4pI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt9XVGv5aU0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQfidTOTsLo

>>67527320
Yes

Neek housemate at uni used to, was straight pathetic.

>>67527300
https://vimeo.com/167525563

First 5 minutes or so is better propaganda than has been seen since the Nazis

>>67527320
a few

small time hobbyists are alright, fuck the donation whore memefest big streamers

3 days into nofap lads

>>67527298
no they didn't

there may have been slightly better job security as the unions managed to cuck the employers, but they didn't pay a higher wage than a call centre would today

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>>67527320
nah, i regularly watch pro-gamers

>>67527266
who's afraid?

What's the most expensive whiskey you lads have ever had?

>>67527188
oh no

not my tranny porn history

oh nooooooooooooooooo

>>67527309

I'd rather work in a shitty factory and get some exercise then become a fat blind faggot for the same pay

>>67527083
>>67527083
>>67527083
I wish this happened in the UK so bad, but not in London, more in the north


Would shitpost in /brit/ so bad

Giving the homemade fleshlight a seeing to for the first time in a while
got the glove and the E45 on the radiator warming up

know this amazing magic trick lads
i take something going well in my life and turn it into FUCKING SHIT haha

>>67526996
hitler sent his lads to try and kill my grandad and my mates. so i reckon he was a bit of a cunt.

>>67527374

Johnnie Walker Blue

>>67527257
plus industry has changed. easier and more profitable to trade resources.

those people are retarded

>>67527320
Literally do not understand how much of a fucking pillock you have to be to spend your time watching other people play video games. Playing them yourself is enough of a spacker move.

>>67527388
>Pakis defending their Mecca

Fuck off Pajeet

>>67527425
Did it taste any different to normal whiskey?

>>67527385
I would too just pointing it out

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>>67527391

Is it one of these ones?

>>67527175
>>67527247
Howling at these working class runts

>>67527320
i used to wank to some girl streamer but after id finish I would turn off her stream because she was so annoying and bad at gaming

who /obese/ here?

>>67527447
>he says whilst posting on a forum filled with uni kids

want my dick sucked

>>67527425
Is Johnnie Walker a peaty scotch?

>trump isn't presidential

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHmINZRwiZU

gf's dog kept sniffing around my shoes so I gave it a swift kick in the ribs. It made that pathetic yelp that all dogs do and scurried off

gf has gone and sat on the other side of the room now

fucking HATE pets

Lads, redpill me on University of Herfordshire.

Is it a good place for CS?

my mate says he's given up beef because of the effect mass cattle farming has on methane levels which encourages climate change.

is he right to do so?

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>>67527447
>WAHHHHHH PEOPLE LIKE THINGS I DON'T
I dont even watch streamers but come on

>>67527485
Howling at this inbred mong

>>67527490
on my way
i cant stop eating

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>literally getting the opinion of fucking ISIS

He also said Obama was a donkey apostate, but the media didn't think that was relevant.

>>67527524
b-boat

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>>67527476

this

>>67527476
that doesnt look pleasurable
your dick would freeze

>video games past the age of 20

lmao, just end it.


>being fat

Now this one is truly bizarre, why would you do this to yourself, given all the downsides and no upsides.

>>67527476
>tfw came up with the greatest homemade wankmachine of all time but its depressing as fuck

>>67527186
>hey why do people not like hitler
>"genocide, torture, seizing political power by force, etc"
>f-fuck off

as if you wouldn't be in the first batch sent to the gas chambers

Just bought a nice place in central london, right on downing street, number 10. It was going for cheap because the fellow that lived there before me was into shagging pigs.

>>67527534
Didn't say you can't do it mate. Just that, in my opinion, anyone who does should be gassed immediately for the good of society.

>>67527572
I hear it comes infested with rats and cats though...

>>67527567
post it la
we're all friends here

>>67527503
he probably is given the scottish distain for hygiene

SUB BRO, HIGH FIVE !


*dodges your hand*

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>>video games past the age of 20
>lmao, just end it.
>>being fat
>Now this one is truly bizarre, why would you do this to yourself, given all the downsides and no upsides.

>>67527531
Yes tbqh, or only eat it special occasions.

Its 6-8x worse than chicken in terms of environmental impact. Pork is also a lot better than beef.

Too old for this site now. The humor is occasionally there but most of you have such a narrow view on life.

If you're past the age of 23, be like me, call it quits.

Logging out of /brit/ for good

>>67527571
alri poleaboo

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I've been browsing sluthate and lookism for a while now and my urge to end it all has never been this strong.

Is there coming back from this? When you know that you're destined to a miserable life, what's the point of going on?

>>67527368
they did though
real wages have declined in the last few decades

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>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university

felt good improving the lives of others

>>67527608
foy

>>67527462
Well it tastes better than the cheaper Johnnie Walkers but it's never worth the price

>>67527503
Not really. Double Black is fairly peaty though

>>67527608

No one likes a quitter.

>>67527617
>sluthate and lookism

what

>>67527567
Post it

>>67527624
Good lad

>>67527566
>video games past the age of 20

average age of people who play videogames is in the 30s

also how does the hobby choice of people you'll never meet in your life affect you in any way

>>67527624
snitch

Do brits clap for their classmate after they give a presentation in front of the class?

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>>67527624
>significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university

What's the name of that guy who appears on panel shows and goes on autistic rants about things? he has brown eyes and hair that looks a bit like hitler's

How was Matt Le Tissier so fucking good?

>>67527624
snitches get stitches

More lemonade?

>>67527567

Let me guess, your mum tied up with a pillowcase on her head

>>67527549
Aye lad, that's me 8)

Why are british mens mannerisms so effeminate? Is it like a culture thing or a lot of brits are gay? I dont get it

>>67527637
cucks who can't get a gf because they are humourless runts

>>67527676
Me

>>67527649
loool found the man-babby

Do what you want, but don't be surprised when people judge you for it my man.

new
>>67527691
>>67527691

>>67527678
Alri Matt.

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>>67527685
h-hi

http://pornharmony.com/video?id=2_ph577d56d00ac00&d=German-Escort-Leila-Clairemont-fucked-hard

Can fuck this hooker for like £50 per 15 minutes. Kinda tempted. By far best looking within 20 miles, other than the one that charges £600 an hour.

Also seems to genuinely love the cock.

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>tfw sold drugs throughout my time at university
>tfw made lots of money and a couple of good mates, all whilst living the high life having far more dough than any job pleb

>>67527665
No
We call them a wanker

>>67527696
I work at an energy firm, half the people I know play games and the other half literally don't give a shit

>>67527571
literally no different to any other prominent leader

>>67527720
my dad was the drug dealer at his grammar school

>>67527676
david mitchell

>>67527685
>>67527685
>>67527713
don't know who this anon is desu

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>>67527591
>>67527645
get two pic relateds. drink them or otherwise empty them. then, blow them up a little bit, not so that they're full balloons but just so they're somewhat firm. then put some hand cream in between them and go to town.
i told you it was pathetic. literally don't even do it anymore
>>67527683
rude

>>67527765
are you literally retarded or just pretending

unless "prominent" to you means passed down in the history books as a brutal, bloodthirsty dictator, then yeah, sure

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>>67527720
>tfw at uni bought mandy for 25/gram from a really good dealer i lucked out finding then sold it to silly girls with no other connects for 40/gram

Janny'd

Told

Janny you stupid fuck

Think my new years resolution is going to be to take up boxing. Anyone here box?

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ZERO MONETARY COMPENSATION

>>67527934
Box your mum's vag with my tongue.

reminder that you can be a normie AND browse 4chan and any insistence that you can't is all in your head

>>67527966
this desu

>>67527934
Not competitively anymore just for training

Do it lad

>for free

>>67527966
Literally me right now

Feels good :)

just text the fwb "we're like apple and cinnamon" because I was eating an apple and cinnamon pastry thing and I thought it sounded cute

hope she understands that I was trying to say we go well together. she's a thick cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOyGI2O6kXI

Did he get laid?