/brit/

/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao

we should make all benefits the same as english tuition fees where if you start earning above a threshold you have to pay it back like a zero interest loan.

especially for housing benefit.

people on sickness and disability are unlikely to start earning enough to pay much back but if they do there should be a mechanism to make them pay.

but people shouldn't be allowed to claim housing benefit when they're not in work and then just start off on a net even balance when they start earning, especially students and jobless younger people in temporary accommodation who will almost certainly end up in a better situation.

>>67528416
/brit/ on suicide watch

GET HIM JANNY!!

>>67528400
Ted Cruz should have won
Or maybe Jeb!

>>67528416
The world famous Aussie banter

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>>67528416
LMOA

inb4 janny

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lads

>>67528416
ROLF

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The Gf just posted this lol
Love her crazy ass so much <3

we're like apple and cinnamon

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>tfw uironically into facially masculine looking women like pic related in a purely aesthetic sense

I GUARANTEE I end up falling for a fucking tranny at some point.

Absolute state of my life

>>67528416

delet this

Looking for something to blame for how disappointing the length of your sex sessions are? Look no further, as a new survey suggests that where you live in the UK might have a real impact on how long you last in the bedroom.

The survey, conducted bizarrely by VoucherCodesPro, asked over 2,000 Britons in a relationship how long their average sex session was - with surprising results.

Wales came in bottom with just 4 minutes on the clock, and the West Midlands came out... on top, with an astonishing 1 hour 17 minutes. Which just goes to show there really is nothing to do in the West Midlands.

Here are the full results:

West Midlands – 1 hour 17 minutes
East of England – 1 hour 8 minutes
South West – 1 hour 1 minute
North East – 58 minutes
Northern Ireland – 42 minutes
East Midlands –35 minutes
Yorkshire and the Humberside –26 minutes
Scotland – 18 minutes
London – 14 minutes
North West – 12 minutes
South East – 7 minutes
Wales – 4 minutes.

got dry stinkin memes her if u need, weighed on

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>>67528487

HARRIS

>>67528416
Three bogans in a car, who's driving? The policeman

>>67528505
scientific proof that she wants a man from brum

>>67528416
Australia more like Poofailia

>>67528495
theres nothing wrong with women with manly face
only nonces like women who looks like they are 12 years old even when they are 24

haha

>>67528505
it all depends on how exhilarating the sex is though. if welsh people are doing at it like dogs then they could be forgiven while midlands could be doing gentle strokes and only choosing to come when they realise the time

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Work, work, work, work, work, work
He say me have to
Work, work, work, work, work, work!

>>67528495
she is best girl

>>67528495
trannies are all massive cunts tbf. combination of being mentally ill and having their ego stroked from shitloads of tranny chasers

>>67528583
good goy right here

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We're grooving tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBlyYESAmQU

>>67528491
Liked. ;) xo

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>>67528608

What's your biggest regret in life lads?

Mine is not learning how to play the piano.

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZOGVoXLx_Q

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>>67528620

>>67528495
>normie """""fashion""""""

>>67528642
not decking your face in

>>67528642
being born

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>>67528583
Pass wanker

>>67528642
Being part French but not bothering to actually learn French. Would be cool to show off switching to a French accent in front of girls

>>67528658
she's meant to be abnormie you speng

>>67528612
I meant by accident, as in before they tell me

I would never go after a tranny if I knew beforehand

>>67528642
then just fucking learn it's not that hard

>>67528680
clearly isnt though is she haha x

>>67528495
What's goin on on the left of that pic? Huh??

>>67528512
post em la

>>67528642
only regret is my dad wasn't sober enough to remember the condom aha x

>go to mcdonalds and get 3 sandwiches
>already full and havent finished one yet
sheeeeiiitt

>>67528642
not trying harder at school

>>67528706
she's meant to be...
guessing you haven't seen black mirror

Going to have McDonald's for breakfast lunch and dinner

>>67528642
it's never too late

>>67528658
It's set in the 80s as well

>>67528643
haha this is great

>>67528642
having shit attention span

>>67528727
>mcdonalds
>sandwiches
wat

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Not sure if the qt's at work are bing nice to me out of attraction or out of fear that if they'll get Rodger'd if they don't smile at me

Maybe they're just genuinely nice people that are friendly to everyone but I can't take that chance, I'll have to find the one I like best then pine for her for months before finding out she has a boyfriend.

/blog

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>>67528505
>lived in the west midlands for 18 years
>now live in the south east
>MFW

i was on the bus earlier

>>67528522
nonce

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>Americans call burgers sandwiches

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Fellas.

>>67528727
Did you get the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich?

>>67528707
me

Snapchat is worth $25bn

>>67528742
oh right

honestly shes dressed how normie hipsters dress in the current year

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Why is ulster posting with an Estonian flag

>not getting a McWrap

Fairplay I'd let Freddie Mercury absolutely ravage my arse when he was in his prime

>>67528400
Evening, lads. Wish I could have a cup of high quality tea right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLhJw1K7NrM

>>67528778
bus wanker fucking loves his bus

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>>67528684
unironically would gf a tranny if they were a kind human being, i'm that desperate for affection

thankfully they're all rude as fuck so i won't be relegated to poofterism just yet

>>67528793
of course I got 2
I refuse to take part in their mcterminology sorry for not being a corporate drone

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>>67528505


APOLOGISE

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post you're are movies

>>67528787
they also call them griddled patties, somewhat difficult to understand at first when ordering in a hotel or whatever.

stirring my food

>>67528505
>Wales came in bottom
bit gay

>>67528854
me on the right

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ah yes very impressive

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>>67528828
>On and on, does anybody know what we are living for?

>>67528869
fuck off pretentious twat

>>67528789
be my bf

>>67528854
wouldnt be opposed to this

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>stirring my food

>>67528882
>came in bottom
lol

>>67528823
i'm not la'

>>67528898
*puts you in the bin*

>>67528818
>25bn for a company that lets people send pictures of their face to eachother
Narcissism should never be underestimated. There has to be some good business ideas out of this

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finna cop this for pre drinks Tbh

>>67528844
I do that with chubby chicks and just end up randomly losing interest and stop talking to them

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>went to tesco with a jar full of shit change
>thinking there might be 3 or 4 quid in it
>pour in money
>€7.42!
>overwhelmed by joy and start screaming Yes and punching the air
>get dragged out by security guy before I can grab the voucher while screaming about how its all I have to live on til christmas

>>67528882
>>67528926
already made that joke check the archive

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>>67528869
>criterion collection abnormie

>>67528958
huh?

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478249351587.webm

Fuckign hell I am crying

>>67528928
that film by toshio matsumoto is cool though enjoy it

>>67528950
shant be believing a word of this

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>>67528869

*unsheathes 5.0 ratio asiatorrents account*
Note, if you will, my superior taste in ching chong cinema.

>>67528869
>the i just started browsing /tv/ and decided to watch their meme kino flicks

sex

I just hit my runner with a bang to the chest cuz that boy takes way too long

>>67528854
I want television screens playing Trumps motivational quotes everywhere

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>>67528900
>being a bender

>>67528971
you know exactly what I mean

>>67528869
>downloading films
for what purpose? this is illegal you know

going to get rowdy tonight

Need to come up with an idea for an app and become a billionaire

>>67528958
criterion collection is cool you twat
made an easy access to a lot of films

https://mobile.twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/799307981095628800

Ah british poststructuralist ironic-depression-based 'humour'.

>>67528996
huh?

>>67528992
good taste

>>67528972
there wasn't a pop though

>>67528937
i also unironically have a fat fetish
the same thing happens to me, except the girls lose interest and stop talking aha x

forgot to defrost the chicken so had to have a runt dinner and now i'm still hungry lads

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is aisha getting chubby?

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>>67529065
>Algeria

>>67529063
>if I watch everything by CC my taste MUST be good

hmm

reckon japanese cinema isn't really that interesting apart from Ozu and Terayama

>>67528972
>can of pickles

vague posting

>>67529086
she's gorgeous

>>67529086
She looks better in that pic than anything else I've seen her in desu

>>67529066
>downloading the literally browsing /tv/ for 5 minutes memekino core visual media

ah yes £8000 for a drinks mixer

sure sign of a runt

>>67529086
qt

>>67528972
lmao alex jones is a top bloke

>>67529086
if i saw her at my uni library id probably try and shag

>>67529086
Yes and she looks much cuter because of it. Would laugh if she let if get out of control and pigged up

Top front seat on a bus heading to pecknam lads, listening to some nice Detroit techno hehe

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*puts the dare in santan*

(and the santan is santander)

>>67528972
That ending was kino as fuck

>>67529086
Is that a boy?

>>67529117
>Jerry in charge of sarcasm

>>67529115
huh?

Just ate fucking loads of Jaffa Cakes, couldn't even tell you how many

>>67529104
but what are you talking about? it's also easier to find a cc version of those films and a lot of "classics" that shaped cinema are on criterion
it's not about watching all of them for the sake of it, it just happened that some films he wanted to watch were on the criterion collection

there's some twat in front of me on the bus listening to techno music and he doesn't realise his headphones aren't plugged in haha

>>67528972
there's more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzNeg9D-EZ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GInZ4oQhhzE

Bought six Kinder Bueno Dark for £1.00 from the local Heron shop.

Show me better value for money and I will show you a thick and fully erect eight inch circumcised penis with trimmed pubes and large plump balls.

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alright lads what do you think about the smiths?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wikWQRmyIQo

Whoa-ho, let me zip up my pants and put on a shirt. We got an important guy ITT

>>67529086
she's the sexist girl /brit/ has ever obsessed over

been >1 month since i ordered something off ebay from chinkland and it hasn't arrived

gonna do a dispute even though it was only £1.99 and it'll probably arrive in the next few weeks lol

>>67529073
m8 you're desperate for attention and have a fat fetish, why the fuck arent you combining the two?

>>67529137
*banks with HSBC because of the competitive savings rate but still appreciates Dave*

>>67528972
i thought her opening the jar was fishy the first time i saw it

>>67529155
>torrenting le epic nonce forums kino selection deluxe 2000

>Interest rates

Ah yes lets get angry at banks for giving us slightly less free money for letting us store our money there

>>67529172
moz is a wanker
marr is genuinely one of the best british musicians ever

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>>67529086
>ywn pretend to be a commie, make her your gf and slowly convert her to palingenetic ultranationalism

>>67529219
thanks

>>67529172
overrated

only good song is Every Day is Like Sunday because it's filmed in Southend

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>>67529180
>>67529125
>>67529122
>>67529112
>>67529110
>>67529229
>falling for camera tricks

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>watching star trek
>they often travel back in time but never forward in time

>savings accounts
>not whacking it in an index fund

>>67529086
6.5/10

still no one can give source of that story about theresa may recording all our illegal downloads

>>67529233
That's Morrissey, not The Smiths.

>>67529262
we're travelling forward through time right now anon

hmm the mandem are talking on a low again >>67529201

>>67529221
>letting us

saving your money with a bank is literally doing them a favour because they then use it to invest in things that make them money

>>67529221
absolutely enraged by this post
fuck you

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work tomorrow

>>67529172
great, glorious band

best band of the 20th century, no competition.

>>67528416
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479075282093.webm

>>67529221
>letting us store our money there

You have no idea what banks are do you?

>Shall I store my money under my bed?
>Nah, I'll store my money in a bank
>FUCK THE BANKS FOR NOT GIVING ME FREE MONEY REEEEE

>>67529250
she still looks fine

>>67529280
same shit

>>67529137
>>67529201
>>67529289
did you lads know that santandave calls himself santandave because he banged ac with santander

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Alri lads haha

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neighbours aren't techno fans lads

apple and cinnammon

>>67529156
you must feel disgusted with yourself as your poor innocent belly churns all those sweets.

the smiths are absolute wank

>>67529337
giz a borrow ha

do you like this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69U41WklpbI

The Cure is the best band to ever come out of your shitty island

rEALLY STRESSING OUT BECAUSE i HAVE NO IDEA WHAT i WANT FOR cHRISTMAS

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Off work tomorrow

>>67529345
god tier flavour combination

*bites into McDonald's apple pie with cinnamon*

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who is the best commie slag?

>>67529335
OBVIOUSLY you fucking clown

OBVIOUSLY that's why he made the original post and that's quite OBVIOUSLY why I replied in reference to HSBC you UTTER CLOWN

>>67529335
umm sweetie his interview on the joints show with big zuu disproves your lies

Not really sure what to do tonight.

Might watch a movie. Any good recommendations?

>>67529337
theres like 140 quid in real money there

>>67529170
>circumcised
Ew.

>>67529250
nout wrong with that (apart from being a leftie)

>>67529392
aisha

>>67529392
1>3>>>>>>>>2

>>67529392
1 3 2

>>67529337
>the queen on every bill

hmm, this seems... problematic

fucking fuming at the utter MONGS who do everything possible with trying to close down clubs because there's "too much noise"
WHY DID YOU MOVE RIGHT NEAR A CLUB THEN

>>67529392

rosy if she fixed that fucking snoz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C81FqB1zbQU

where 2 cop skepta's coat?

>>67529376
what about ruff sqwad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqx9KxQfpAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2jfljoP6XI

>>67529392
S A R A
A
R
A

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>>67529196
because i'm that ugly and unlikeable that i can't even get a fat bird

>>67529347
Actually it made my brain release lots and lots of serotonin so I feel really happy

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>>67529392

>>67529426
roadmen direct

>>67529392
1 > 2 > 3

>>67529392
3 has the best body, 2 has the best face and 1 would probably be the best shag.

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>>67529392
the goth one > rosie > aisha > sara

>>67529428
GOOD lad
white label classic is safe

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>>67529392
R O S Y C Y K A B L Y A T

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>>67529394
then explain this cuz

>>67529426
H&M by Castle Gardens

canterbury sound > the smiths

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FbbXJpzkuE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-4vR_FTy5c&

>>67529392
231

my sides lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uafScAiaC44

>>67529428
Whatever that is, it's no where close to being as good as the new ATCQ

>>67529465
how do I talk to this french woman that spends all her evenings in a library studying spanish?

who else /labourer/ here

>>67529428
>>67529465
w2c guns and roses volume 1 and 2

I HAVE FUCKING BROWN HAIR


FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>67529417
advertising mate, been done by all the crown heads going back donkeys.

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/christmas-gifts-for-him

>>67529492
>Whatever that is
it's called grime you paigon

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>>67529392
>not following lebanese nihilistic introvert slags

Get on my level m8

>>67529494
like you would talk to any other woman?

>>67529499
spent my working life at a computer 2bh

>>67529426

helly hanson

>>67529435
you will be putting your bottom through hell soon enough.

>>67529499
machine operator here

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>>67529392
3's body with 2's face

>>67529533
unrelated

>>67529499
Like on a building site?

>>67529487
I don't get it

>>67529518
Gross

I'll be sticking with Black Star, thank you very much

>>67529528
i have a girlfriend but shes a feminist

mum is actually doing my FUCKING NUT in tonight

she's honestly one snide comment away from a 2 footed slide tackle from yours truly

>>67529469
got confused by what you meant desu
he said he was putting his name into everything on snapchat then santandave ended up sticking

>>67529508
found both of them on the 'seek

>>67529499
student here

couldn't imagine lowering myself to do manual labour like a pleb haha

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>>67529392
Sara because she's always having hilarious attention seeking mental breakdowns

The others are far too secure to be entertaining.

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who's got the /need for speed/?

>>67529581
>Black Star

my nigga

>>67529338
>phoneposting
>getting told off for a noise complaint like a chav

such a runt post

>>67529170
>circumcised

How fantastic that we live on a civilised continent that doesn't consider this to be normal.

Going to ask Santa for a £3500 stool thanks to the GQ Christmas guide

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38008954

>The Democratic candidate said she had wanted to "curl up with a good book and never leave the house again".

>/brit/ is full of cunt normies nowadays
you should be gassed

>>67529601
hmm maybe I should start using the so called 'seek

eaten a whole loaf of garlic bread

>>67529590
and what about that

>>67529605
Yes la, need to cop some more but DNMs are such hassle smdh

>>67529448
funniest reply

>>67529474
weird reply

>>67529531
predictable shit tier reply.

Apprentice soon

>>67529645
she will have plenty of time for that in prison

>>67529648
there's a place called /britfeel/ for scum like you

>>67529648
had sex 1 week ago, AMA

>>67528438
3/10
>>67528505
0/10
>>67528602
0/10
>>67528854
1/10
>>67528894
2/10
>>67528950
3.5/10
>>67529137
4/10
>>67529172
7/10
>>67529337
6/10
>>67529338
0/10

This is VERY poor lads I expect an improvement sometime soon

>>67529659
dude i just want to speak to her what should i say to a french woman

>>67529648
Normie general
Fuck off

>tfw I live in the same city as a fat marxist 4chan celebrity

>>67529628
>phoneposting
erm i'm macbook posting sweetie

>getting told off for a noise complaint like a chav
have nothing to refute this apart from they exaggerated, it doesn't go on through the night i work

Got called a normie twat on the pram today lads

>>67529679
Do you have apprenticeship coming up?

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>>67529693
>she's still under FOUR(4) investigations

>>67529700
/r9k/ is just as bad, it's for cunt normies who think they are "le depressed" or some cunt shit

>>67529648
have a gf who I had sex with this week

reckon you should jog on to /britfeel/

>>67529718
British general
Fuck off

>>67529648
i pretend to be a normie a lot

>>67529594
banging ac is roadman for making money thru bank fraud

>>67529648
don't worry m8 I'm a 20 years old social spastic virgin

How's tinder in the al-Brittani Caliphate and the Land down under?

>>67529422
we are an endangered culture and deserve protection 2bh

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>>67529533
>you will be putting your bottom through hell soon enough.

>>67529571
hauling dem bricks lul

>>67529602
nice 1 m8 sure showed me, shame I have a degree already tho

L
A
M
O

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>>67529679
>reminds me of something else to be honest

>>67529605
clean your keyboard you bloody slob

>>67529733
The show, lad

>>67529707
Hola, como estas? Te gusta mi chicito pepito?

>>67529755
pretty active but the girls on it are shite tier anywhere but uni towns

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>Why yes m'lady, these are called thongs!

Australians should be gassed

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>Man Met

>>67529765
ghastly yetee feet

>>67529629
Enjoy your smega and phimosis, you grubby cunt.

just did myself a bowl of pasta with ricotta tomato pesto lads

>>67529645
tbf that does sound pretty comfy

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>had small bag of lidl BBQ crisps earlier
>can still taste them with every belch

listening to a constant 3000 hertz AC signal through the speakers next to my heart

>Americans non-ironically elected Trump
best meme joke of the millennial

>>67529803
wtf i love hillary now

never seen anything more awkward than this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ_h7_Hfpro

>>67529801
hope you choke on it

>>67529338
>thumping coming from your flat which on some occasions goes on into the night
YOU DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWG

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>>67529790
DELET

>>67529707
how am I supposed to know? french women aren't identical robots every women is different and thats across the world
talk to her like you would talk to any woman
maybe be gentle and nice maybe not in a fedora beta way, but in genuine nice

WE'LL CARRY ON

WE'LL CARRYYYY OOOOOOON

>>67529817
hillary would have started WW3

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>>67529337
Here's what you HAVE TO DO!!!
>roll up exactly £1,999 into tight little wads
>lubricate them
>insert them carefully into your bum
>go to hospital
>complain of bum pain
>after doctor removes money from anus simply say:
>"sorry, I haven't been feeling too grand lately"
>escape with pants around ankles

>>67529645
>life's work destroyed by some walking gigameme


I'd be a bit sad too

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Would, 100% with no shame

Hello

- Melania Trump

>>67529706
0/10

>I care about Top Gear / The Grand Tour

End it fampai

>>67529828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np9fB4cdpnc

here's something worse

>>67529861
>every women is different
mental
almost like they're people or something

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>>67529878

>>67529901
For the love of fuck please put Sara's face on her body

>>67529861
thanks napoleon

>>67529901
too pale and dog faced for me

>>67529816
If you're going to shitpost at least know what you're talking about, that doesn't make any sense, sound and electricity are different things, why would a 3khz sound stop your heart?

>>67529933
that spanish lad was asking me about french women like I know all of them or something

>>67529917
WTF SHE PLAGERISED MICHELLE SHE SAID HELLO ONCE

>>67529947
shouldnt you be preparing for grabbing pussies in Cologne for new years eve?

just posted a pic of my dick on /soc/

>>67529959
loved this gimmick before if youre the same guy

>>67529990
link

e'pañoles fuera

>>67529648
I did nothing wrong

took 2 shits at work today absolutely outrageous

teeth are rotting in my skull

>>67529878
this is truly the wost post I have ever seen, and I've seen some bad posts in my time

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>it's a ferengi episode

my favorite

adfhshj

>>67529878
>gif
fuck off

>>67529990

>>>/soc/24566072

ah yes very impressive

>>67530027
the so called space jews

Don't understand how anyone can unironically eat Soreen

eating a lollipop

>>67530012
good banter

>>67530007
i love your country more than you do