We'll take the Americans who don't want to live under Trump's Tyranny edition
Buffoonery
>The White House Correspondents' Association called it "unacceptable for the next president of the United States to travel without a regular pool to record his movements and inform the public about his whereabouts".
lmao
lads
why did he let this one live?
Every monster starts off as someone's baby
>Unironically thinking all illegals are going to be deported when they can clearly get through the legal system well
where does the spirit go when you die?
>>67494696
Media is mad because they are becoming irrelevant to social media.
Trump should give some youtubers White House press credentials, and take away CNNs.
is this the chosen thread
>>67494723
missed you x
Makes me think.
>>67494753
into my lungs
so janny hates trainlad then hahaha
>>67494753
dies when your brain dies
>>67494780
that's me in the picture
couldnt imagine getting more than 1% of your population in migrants every year
>>67494753
To a parallel universe to be born again
>>67494671
Literally made a thread 2 or 3 posts before this was made and mine was Janny'd, what the fuck?
>>67494696
i think don is really pissed off he won. for the first time in his life he has a job, he isn't able to walk away regardless of what happens, his time for 4 years is not his own not even having holidays where he can do what he wants. being president must have really cramped his style.
>people actually believe that it will end when you die
>people literally believe there's a limit to how bad things can get
lmao, no pal
death to traitors freedom for britain
freedom for traitors death to britain
>>67494853
bad post
>>67494881
great post
>>67494833
janny is the anti-trainlad
death to traitors freedom for britain
300mg of mandy straight into my chamomile tea
Love to josh thomas, touchy to aussies. x
>>67494835 (loser)
>clinton is the real winner!
sad and pathetic, rasheed
>>67494753
depends on if you are a muslim or not
death to freedom traitors for britain
death to yanks sod britain
>>67494822
but the memes told me Germany was 80% syrian by now
>>67494671
Really racist picture because who is to say an Indian can't be from Mexico? You happily have "african-americans", "Asian-Americans" etc. Race is a social construct anyway and doesn't exist
>>67494928
fuck off paki
Snuggled up in bed :3
regarding people saying solihull and sutton coldfield are the good parts of birmingham
i'd contend that they are both boring shitholes where people's entire lives derive meaning from department stores and paying too much for things.
the true goat areas of birmingham are of course harborne and kh/moseley
>>67494928
muslims go to hell and everyone else enjoys an islam-free existence in heaven?
>>67494723
Who is this?
>>67494756
he should remove all MSM white house credentials and give them to """""""""alt-right""""""""" media like drudge and breitbard
>>67494970
please use my correct noun of balochi
>>67495001
other way around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlS-7xzbIEs choon
>>67494957
the problem is the age demographics. ethnic germans aged 20-35 will be a minority in their own country by 2020.
>>67494916
silly boy. i have no interest in which fuck won the foreign election, what i said is true, he has gone from a man rich enough to be free from all worry to a man shackled to a job for years. at his age, thats a big chunk of what he has left.
>>67495005
Tsar Nicholas II
>>67495020
>other way around
still sounds good to me.
>>67495020
islam is barbaric degeneracy and if there is a hell muslims will without a shadow of a doubt be in it while the white man, the one pure and moral race, lords it up in heaven
>>67495020
everyone else enjoys an islam-free existence in heaven and muslims go to hell, got it
>>67494957 (loser)
http://newobserveronline.com/germany-nonwhites-majority-in-one-generation/
rasheed
Going to the shop to buy a few sweeties, want anything lads?
>heaven
>>67495016
That's a terrible idea. And drudge is just an aggregator. It's also not "alt-right".
got called an immature prick in the bedroom lads
>>67495109
What's a traditional Irish candy worth trying at least once in my life?
headed to the paki shop, want anything?
>>67495139
how small is it?
>>67495109
some petits filous pls lad
>>67495109
eating leftover halloween sweets me ma gave me atm :^)
Important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
>>67495139
gf got upset with me for being like 'ewww' and then wiping her pussy juices off my fingers onto her thigh
she said i had to grow up.
>>67494780
Why yes twinks for trump is my favourite movement
>Race doesn't exist
>Racism does
REALLY made me think
>>67495184
Hairy ugly legs
been in an absolutely dreadful mood all day lads
can't see it passing anytime soon
>>67495184
>>67495223
A price im willing to pay for a qt curly haired boy
the fuck is this mannequin challenge im seeing everywhere
hi
>>67495138
drudge is a person and alt-right is the name the neoliberals have given moderate conservatives because they need to label things so they can reinforce their "us vs them" mentality
Milking (You)s from desperate anons begging me to release the nudes of an e-celeb. What's the exchange rate on (You)s these days?
>>67495141
Drumstick, Fruit salad sweets, black jacks and meanies crisps
My childhood
>>67495267
Alt-right is nationalist conservatives.
>>67495259
gay normie shit
>>67495259
the mannequin challenge la
>67495303
1(one) (you) per (you)
The boyfriend and the girlfriend
Lads.
Not done a shag in 2 weeks lads, it's getting rough
>>67495342
>>67495314
are you that obnoxious ethnic redditor that doesn't understand nuance and blabbers on about technicalities all night
fuck off
>anglicize name
>It can be used for both men and women
Why are Anglo names so unisex? Do you know the difference between the benis and the bagina?
>>67495360
here he is
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-37873513
ahh leeds, beautiful place
>>67495380
what name
>>67495363
not done one in 19 hours 2bh
>>67495360
alri esti
>>67495342
>>67495365
she wants a man from brum mentioned
might change the (currently russian) name to "eamon"
>>67495395
chess rape is an epidemic, the government is just ignoring it
>>67495380
What's your name?
Usually anglo names vary at the very end between man and woman.
Samuel/Samantha, George/Georgia etc.
>>67495393
>>67495431
Hey boys, whats up?
>>67495380
There's not that many amigo.
>>67495363
get a wife
>>67495395
and still I can't get a gf
>>67495472
like who who who what where where where
>>67495395
Leeds???
>>67495474
> Going from a foreign name to another foreign name
Hmm yes, very good plan.
what does putting your penis in a vagina feel like
>>67495489
free Balochistan when?
when an oldfag talks about fatcam or craven with rose tinted glasses >>67495500
>>67495528
Warm
>>67495474
GREGORY VASILEV
>>67495536
soon hopefully, fuck p*kistan
>>67495528
like hot american pie
>>67495504
BY ECK
What bad things has Donald Trump said about gays
>>67495528
prefer not to say
>>67495395
Quite odd that is.
Sprite tastes better than 7up
Not enough people appreciate the sheer complexity of minesweeper strategies
The world will go into another recession when yellowstone erupts
>>67495528
pretty good
>>67495569
see you motherfuckers you're from azad kashmir and that
see me yeah im from lawhore
lawhore bro
we don't roll round in fucking honda civics
straight beeeeeemer
beemer bro
>>67495480
how come you are posting in /brit/ nowadays?
>>67495569
should i move to Quetta?
>>67495615
Sprite is shite and never sells
Its always fully stocked and rarely in shops
7UP is booming and has new flavours and shite
Get your revolution at a lower price.
Play dead.
Would you agree times have... changed?
>>67495602
>Here is my vice president, Mike Pence
>>67495602
nothing. no one even accuses him of homophobia. trump is economically right wing going back to well before his campaign.
As a race realist, it's very easy to explain why whites succeed in businesses and go on to fill talented, important positions throughout society. It's because white people are, on average, higher up on the IQ scale than blacks and other nonwhites, meaning more whites will fill intellectual roles than minorities. This is due to evolutionary, biological differences, documented by scientific research looking at the differences between races.
However, because Jews fill all the highest roles in Hollywood, the media, and the banks, then that means there's some kind of centuries old Jewish conspiracy to infiltrate and control Western institutions and bring about the end of the white race. Yeah, that's why. Not because they're just naturally successful or anything.
>>67495635
you would not like it
>>67495637
>windows 98
>whatsapp in browser
runt
>>67495658
why not?
>should i move to Quetta?
>>67495528
v nice. It has nice pressure and it's warm
>>67495602
don't think he has said anything but pence is pretty staunchly anti-gay
>>67495636
Never liked 7up personally, doesn't taste as crisp as sprite
A British woman who was allegedly raped by two men in Dubai could be sent to prison for having sex outside marriage.
>islam
nah, not a fan.
>>67495478
>>67495399
My name is >>67495656
>Former Sacramento transgender teacher arrested in Oakland triple homicide
Once a man always a man
Why do you call soccer football? You know that's the sport with touchdowns and kickoffs, right?
>>67495674
we are poor compared to britain
my mate has a gf who is like anzu
screaming
>>67495674
full of pakis m8
>>67495636
>that 7up Mojito
Fucking vile, was like 7up with toothpaste in.
>>67495667
Ah yes, the runtilicious has not detected a classic desktop on Win7.
Good ol' vista.
>>67495627
>/brit/ nowadays?
I post everywhere. Always.
For what its worth? I haven't the slightest idea.
>As a race realist, it's very easy to explain why whites succeed in businesses and go on to fill talented, important positions throughout society. It's because white people are, on average, higher up on the IQ scale than blacks and other nonwhites, meaning more whites will fill intellectual roles than minorities. This is due to evolutionary, biological differences, documented by scientific research looking at the differences between races.
>However, because Jews fill all the highest roles in Hollywood, the media, and the banks, then that means there's some kind of centuries old Jewish conspiracy to infiltrate and control Western institutions and bring about the end of the white race. Yeah, that's why. Not because they're just naturally successful or anything.
@67495721
Why are your bait posts always so shit? You know you just sound autistic, right?
buying a winter hat lads
redpill on bobbles
Why doesn't Britain have a president? Can they not afford one?
>>67495731
Is she mentally ill, anorexic and obsessed with gooktoons?
>>67495719
Is that the psychopath gril? Source pls
>>67495731
I would split her in half 2bh
>>67495824
good post
this is the size of my willy
|-------------------------------------------------------------|
>>67495811
also yes but seems like a normal person on the outside
when did yanks start saying buddy? thought that was a british thing
i try to do good posts but i'm just not as smart and witty and clever as brits are
>>67495731
Reckon I could cuck your mate.
>>67494824
>not to a parallel universe where you didn't die
Get woke m8
Paidst
President
Futidure
>>67495476
come back pls
>>67495821
PLS respond>>67495719
>>67495865
>7 KB JPG
>i try to do good posts but i'm just not as smart and witty and clever as brits are
wish this fucking boring, stupid yank was in reach so that I could choke him to death with my bare hands
>>67495882
isn't his entire message proved wrong by trump's victory?
the elite boogeymen don't control everything
>>67495882
>Responding to a 25 minute old post
get your life sorted lad
>>67495908
thats jodie foster moran
>>67495864
its our word desu
tfw you sniff a line of top notch dnm puruvian and sit back in absolute bliss
is there anything better lads
my name jeff
>>67495938
Thanks dad
>>67495933
dont taint my gimmick with your abomination
>>67495656
Even the first bit is becoming wrong.
Yank deez nuts
HIGHLY rate pepsi max cherry variety.
>wish this fucking boring, stupid yank was in reach so that I could choke him to death with my bare hands
Me on the left.
Did the (You) meme start here?
Wish Jo had sucked my Cox
>>67496042
every meme starts here
*signs the petition to keep stores closed on boxing day*
definitely made me think about stuff
>>67496046
respect for the dead you cunt
##67496015
>ifunny.co
>>67496046
edgy
why was the janitor deleting my threads yesterday? is he always like this?
>>67495983
*grabs at your sack*
*miss and grab my own bollocks*
ooooooerr.....
*yank them up to my chin and let go*
NOOOOOOOO-
*the elasticity of my scrote propels them at immense speed into the ground*
*they explode and I cum immedieately*
spoke to a girl on the phone while having a shit today
Three recruiters contacted me on LinkedIn this week lads. Think I might try for one of the positions, seems like a solid £50k offer although it's up in Wellingborough.
Wonder what's up with this traffic though, usually there's at most one recruiter a month.
I dream of a future in which the Dutch race and the English race stand united as one in the globalist war against deep fried foods.
It is time to speak up, brit la's.
>>67496042
It's probably something which evolved independently, organically across the entire site. Like an actual, legitimate meme in the Richard Dawkins sense of the word.
Every chon poster knows the intrinsic pleasure associated with a (You).
haven't had sex in 2 months
>>67496106
hawt
>tfw too intelligent for the metric system
>>67496106
ew i wondered why sounded strained
>>67496072
Oh so you respect Bin Laden? and Hitler?
on a good niccer rn lads
>>67496126
get a wife
can't even begin to describe the musky stench my bollocks are producing at the moment
>>67496120
>Richard Dawkins
i'm 5'9 and laugh at myself whenever I look at a reflection
im so fucking short hahahaha
havent messaged the gf back lads
she's going to be upset
Just a pb&j lads
was good
>>67496163
>tfw no arranged marriage
>>67496163
paki
ahh yes I'm literally howling at the STATE of your life desu baka senpai gonna quote a random post in the thread and post a fedora image and pakibender is a nonce *gives hotpocket to janny*
>>67496126
haven't had sex in 1 month
>>67496099
yes
haven't had sex in 20 hours
this bird at work giving me the silent treatment did it for 2 months earlier in the year, after i told her i would shove an umbrella down her throat if she didn't shut up. imagine being 30 years old and so unable to banter you just stop talking to someone for 2 months.
>>67496203
haven't had sex in <1 week
>>67496189
balochi*
>>67496187
>not marrying your cousin
Just had the CEO of Skips on the phone. They're reformulating their prawn cocktail flavour to a new and improved version and they've asked me to come down to the factory tomorrow so they can distill and bottle the waft of my moist jebend in order to isolate the essence of pure prawn cocktail Skips.
>>67496223
same
last time was at 1am last night and I didn't even cum
>tfw only British girls are desperate enough to sleep with me
Haven't had sex in nearly 24 years
>have only had sex with 2 girls today
just had sex
haven't had sex in 30 seconds
If you could go back in time, who would you kill?
I'd kill Richard Dawkins and prevent the theory of evolution from ever existing.
who and what and where?
>>67496106
Fuck off, normie twat
>>67496298
fuck off abnormie
>>>/britfeel/
>>67496289
haha alri grandad
*begins to swing cock around*
*gets piss on your face*
oooooerrr.... sorry pal *begins smashing flacid cock into your face*
once accidentally opened my front facing camera whilst standing on a bridge
considered jumping off
Literally moving towns in less than two weeks
getting nervous
>>67496289
haven't had sex for over two days
having sex
haven't had sex
>>67496139
>>67496130
would you ring a hotline where you speak to girls having a shit?
doing a business idea pls respond
wanking to this live in real time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QRhVqUB9Gc
>>67496299
Karl marx
>>67496289
I was the same last week
theories on the missing shipwrecks?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-37997640
>>67496163
paki
> Microsoft joins the Linux Foundation
> Google joins the .NET Foundation
what a world we live in lads
what a world
>>67496299
gavrilo princip
whats this sex thing everybody is talking about
>>67496358
balochi*
last time i had sex was around 3am in the early hours of saturday august 2016 haha
been a while lads
>>67496331
Why are you moving?
>>67496299
hitler
>>67496375
hey pakistani has your mother got a fanny weyyy heyyy
My male reproductive organ has not entered the walls of a vagina
>>67496356
vast right-wing conspiracy
>>67496365
Is it time to move to MemeBSD?
>>67496371
Something that happens in prison.
>>67496371
latest meme
>>67496356
eastern europeans stealing it for scrap metal
last time i had sex the guy cummed in my hair
>>67496225
threats of violence aren't banter
>>67496371
This is /brit/. Why would you think anyone here knows?
>>67496371
it's where I put my willy in your willy
>>67496371
well when a man and a woman love eachother very much...
>>67496399
august the 6th i meant
>>67496345
How m8
>>67496356
Nazi's from the Antarctic settlement harvesting scrap metal.
who /Hasagf/ here?
>>67496371
Newfags trying to fit in by posting a boring proto-gimmick which will almost certainly not outlive even this thread.
Browsing the Wikipedia bad image list
>>67496401
Waterford city
>>67496365
employers don't take .NET experience seriously
>>67496371
*presses index finger of left against thumb and oscillates right index finger in and out of them*
>>67494999
solihull mentioned
having secs as i post this
>>67496471
But how many secs
>>67496457
any good bad images?
>>67496464
>his employer cares about experience in any particular programming language
literal runt factory
>Have an interview with Aon tomorrow
fucking bricking it lads
>only 2 (two) more days of working until you can get drunk out your mind and forget your existence
not long now
>>67496340
I'm in
ok hand
>>67496504
gl m8
>>67496451
took an 18 year old girl off of out for a date, and then went out again a few days later and shagged her
make sure you buy the right size condoms lad
>>67496463
>Waterford city
>Waterford, a seaport in southeast Ireland, is the country’s oldest city. It was founded by Vikings in 914 A.D., and parts of its ancient walled core remain.
Impressive
Are you a viking?
>>67496471
typo was probs cause you only last ten secs whuhahahaha
is he autistic?
>>67496530
Geography is about long-shore drift, sand dunes and ox-bow lakes. It's not about naming world capitals.
t. geography expert and pedantic autismo
>>67496555
your trips confirm
>>67496544
Willy is about 5.5 what size condom is that?
>>67496530
who the fuck has a geography test where you just point out countries on the map?
>>67496561
me on the left
>>67496569
kid looks like a young me for fucks sake lads
>>67496585
>>67496595
yeah alright lads haven't you got a map to go colour in
>>67496589
condom size is your girth, not your length
Thinking of doing a british accent for my interview tomorrow. So that I sound more posh and intelligent
>>67496548
No moving there for school from dublin, never lived in such a small town before. I hope it won't be shit
>>67496569
tfw barron turns out to be a little poofter and trump has to send him to once of mike pence's pray the gay away camps
>>67496569
He's very good with the cyber
>Not using American English in a /brit/thread.
>>67496589
normal ones probably
although the girth is the most important bit
my willy is 5.5 inches around and the condom was too tight and stopped me getting properly hard. did it again last night with an XL and it was much better.
>>67496456
I'm not a newfag I have been here since current year - 2
havent had sex in 15 minutes
>>67496616
SCOUSE
COCKNEY
GEORDIE
BRUMMIE
WE ARE BRITS TOO
>>67496605
The President-elect posts on /brit/ lads hahaha alri don la
vaginas seriously don't turn me on
what do if things get heated with a girl?
>>67496569
looks like he wears minecraft shirts
>>67496699
benis in bagina
>>67496699
vaginas themselves aren't meant to turn you on
the girl is
with the hips and arse and tits and all that jazz
>>67496658
can confirm, I only use elephant condoms as they are significantly less tight around the old todger, much better.
>>67496699
Do willies turn you on?
>>67496522
you can be the first girl I hire x
>>67496699
put it in the bum
>>67496621
>5th most populous city in RoI
>51.5k
bummer lad you're gonna be bored af unless it's more of a uni town then things might be fun
Thinking of doing a polish accent so I get the plumbing job tomorrow
>>67496699
you'll just have to go for it man
they feel nice i promise
my erection hurts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDX_eYOKe4s
>>67496699
vaginas aren't supposed to aesthetically pleasing you fucking virgin
Thinking of doing an irish accent tomorrow so I get accepted into alcoholics anonymous
thinking of doing an american accent down the pub tomorrow so i get mugged and fucked up hard lol
>>67496753
Go tot he doctors
>>67496739
>>67496752
>>67496728
tits and ass turn me on a bit, but feet drive me crazy
how do i reveal this fetish without weirding her out?
>>67496699
i make sure i dont wank for a few days before and then just grab their arse or slap it whenever it goes down, have a big thing for arses despite not really liking the front of a girl if they dont have big tits so does the trick, then i just try to make them more submissive so i can take them from behind every time
Join us lads
>>>/tv/76351632
>>67496748
It has an institute of technology with 8000 students, think that'll be alright?
>>67496737
can I do overtime
might have to fake it
>>67496817
I highly doubt it would freak her out mate
NEW
>>67497179
>>67497179
>>67497179
>>67497179