/brit/

>>67496804
how rude i was walking here

*teleports behind u*
*whispers in ur ear*
"hilo latino"

NO ERA ENTRA

high speed railways

INVESTMENT IN BIRMINGHAM

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>>67496845

Thinking of doing a paki accent at heathrow so they let me in and give me a home and a job

By the time HSR is built it will be 10 years out of date

I've started cumming fairly quickly during sex lads, not sure why desu

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Isnt Birmingham muzzie central?

why did they vote leave?

North America But Also England Union when?

>>67496923
who is she?

>>67496923
NIPPLES REEEE

>>67496915
It's all in the head la

Think about your granny's vag and titties so you last longer

PUT SOME SPICE IN MY FECES
THIS IS MY HARDEST POO
DEFECATION
HARD BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF MY ASS IS STILL BLEEDING
WOULD IT BE WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT
IF I SHIT IN THE STREET TONIGHT
CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT
SANITATION OUT OF SIGHT
AND I'M POOPING BEHIND A BUSH TONIGHT
CUZ I'M
POOPING OUT GOAT
POOPING OUT SPICE
WISH SOMEONE WOULD GIVE ME SOME RICE
POOPING OUT GOAT
POOPING OUT SPICE
WISH SOMEONE WOULD HAND ME SOME WIPES
NOTHING IS CLEAN
NOTHING IS WIPED
I'M POOPING IN THE STREET TONIGHT

haha have you guys tried googling the word sex

why is this allowed

thinking of doing a mexican accent so that I can motivate the entire country to elect an unqualified candidate as their president.

kicked a povvo twat in the face wearing my prada creepers

>>67496948
hhmmm good idea la

>>67496923
Fuck I missed it

I'm about to go for a spot of white boi hunting

Basically we set a curfew for all whites in this town (5pm)

If we find any wondering outside after then, they're fair game
Most lads just rape them and send 'em on their way but I like to take it slower and I always crack their skulls open when I'm done

>>67496929
Less Eastern European immigrants will almost certainly mean more from South Asia and Africa as we will still have the same labour shortages and they will be even cheaper, most South Asians that I know in Birmingham voted out for this reason, they likely pushed the vote over as most big cities voted Remain

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Done a think

>>67496978
Brum?

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>>67496963
this shit tight brotha

thinking of talking like an autist with a speech impediment so i can get the janny job

Ah yes, the so called "cuck"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq5SGSCZe4E

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>>67496995

>>67496963
Pretty fire onii-senpai

>>67497021
Why does every fucking advert have black people in

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ah yes, "modern women"

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>why yes, I do get triggered by the sight of dark-skinned people in televisual advertisements

>i watch tv

Are your colours the same as my colours?

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>>67496929
paki here

I voted remain, love beating the shit out of Poles and other Eastern European scum. It's one of the few things that unites us and white Brits

Post slags

>>67497069
Ah yes a hard life she surely leads

>>67497021
>3 minutes
will not be watching that

currently on death row lads

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>>67497021
>literally works in a mosque

lmao

>>67497001
>labour shortages

what did he mean by this?

>>67497104
lucky cunt

>>67496804
>Trump as said part of the wall will be fencing

It's not gunna be a big beautiful wall it's gunna be a shitty symbolic piece of expensive nonsense that a mexican could climb with a reel of rope and 2 mates.

>>67496978
>The 45 Best Sex Positions for Couples | Men's Health
that's a lot of positions

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3D women are NOT important.

>>67497087
your MUM

Polish man here.

Ask me anything.

>>67497083
Good

>>67497069
If she was a man no one would give a shit.

Would honestly kill myself if my 4chan post history was made public

eh, me and my m8 just killed this pregnant white bitch

Does that count as 1 kill or 2?

>>67497069

I'd take her place in Scotland. Desu. Its for the greater good.

>>67497147
2D women are just as much as viceful trap. You have to let go of your animal urges and ascend to Wizardy.

>>67497167
grzegorz brzeczyszczykiewicz

>>67497167
fuck off

>>67497167
when are you going home

>>67497069
What's wrong with her

I have quite literally been on 4chan since year 6 (2005)

Christ alive the actual STATE of my life lads

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>>67496804
*walks right through the wall unhindered*

>>67497167
How much to clean my toilet?

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>>67497177
oh yes, definitely

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>>67497186
Ooga Booga

>>67497213
Attention seeking spastic

>>67497064
>>67497100
>>67497108
Don't forget the benefits of multiculturalism my friends. :)

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>>67497177

>Post history + every thread and pictures you've ever opened.

>>67497220

Would you recommend leaving for good or sticking around? How depressed are you?

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>online friend wants my address to give me christmas presents
>trust him, but still would rather not have him be able to know where I live or look at my house on google maps or something
how do I tell him no?

>>67497129
We do not have enough workers to do many of the low paid jobs that need doing, we have record low unemployment at the moment, migration will happen and it will come from wherever is either easiest or cheapest, if not Eastern Europe then Commonwealth Asia and Africa, that is why so many voted leave

>>67496929
http://www.wafb.com/story/30483675/8-year-old-charged-with-murder-of-1-year-old-left-alone-while-their-moms-went-clubbing

*turns up to Geneva airport and claims asylum*

Yes I'll take the 6 bed chalet in the mountains please, oh and have my skis waxed by the morning, ta

>talking with Polish girl that I like today
>talking about food
>going on about what we're gonna eat when we get home
>tells me when she has no food in the house she eats sugar and eggs

What the fuck even is that? She was dead serious.

Maybe she confused sugar and salt.

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>>67497264
>giving your address to anyone online
vvevv lad

>>67497264
Give him your address and get his address and send him a present

>>67497264
Get him to deliver to one of those Amazon delivery mail places in city centres

>>67497259
Tbh 4chan has actually had an overwhelmingly positive effect on my life but it's just mental that I've been spending pretty much every evening on here since year 6

>>67497285
haha what a whitty take on the refugee crisis

>>67497167
do you want to polish my cock

>>67497264
I'd send you a postcard, senpai.

>>67497264
Amazon wishlist, amazon does all the lifting and they never know your address.

>>67497292
pics or didn't happen

>>67497292
were you neglected as a child or something? everyone has had sugar and eggs before, retard

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going to bed

nobody cares but i'm telling you anyway lmao

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>>67497242

>>67497177
I'd move locations, quickly.

actually imagine if everything you ever said or did on the internet was published

would be a bit mad like

>>67497325
Wasn't actually anything to do with the refugee crisis desu

>>67497350
I care

>>67497350
is it ok?

>>67497167
This girl >>67497292 is into me and I really like her. Is there anything in particular that Polish girls look for in a man or is it just the same as what brit slags like?

Also, do you eat sugar and eggs?

>>67497021
>look up "sainsburys advert" on twitter
>first suggestion is "sainsburys advert diverse"

successfully cucked lmao

>>67497372
nobody would read it

>>67497372
Mummy may will make it happen

Thank you mummy may!!

>>67497372
who would honestly browse and nitpick my internet comment history for anything bad lmaooo

i'd just laugh at people who brought up mine. like what, you never said anything bad before bro?

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>>67497353
DELET THIS PIC OF ME AT ONC

>>67497406
they like you to be direct and honest

>>67497069
>this absolute specimen wants to tell me how to live my life and how the country should be run

Howling

>>67496804
I'm having long conversations with Mr. Millimeter
He's one of my best friends bitch ass nigga eater

>tfw going to see skream do an 8 hour set but can't take drugs for it

need a damaged goods sara gf

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479316051369.webm

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*sweats*

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Having a smoke as I ponder about life. It didn't have to be this way.

Start my transition tomorrow, really excited.

>>67497475
Honestly sara seems like a boring cunt to be around

Bet she spends every second talking about herself or complaining about others

>>67497481
me the operator

Girl on tinder told me "low key crushing on you" with an OK hand emoji

What exactly does "low key" mean? Kinda offended by that

>>67497469
Why not you gay cunt

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How do you go from this?

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the state of our media and populace

>>67497481
>People try to claim that suicide isn't selfish and immoral

>>67497522
poleaboo

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>>67497481

>>67497558
It's a reference to Loki, god of mischief

She's fucking with you m8, don't rise, cut her off

>>67497492
Do you have smokeless tobacco in algeria?
ie stuff you put in your lip or nose

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>be good looking lad
>don't really have trouble getting girls on a night out
>out other week
>get absolutely smashed
>meet some fatty
>pretty face but disgusting fat body
>start getting off with her
>stay with her most of night
>wanking me off on the dance floor and stuff
>everyone is staring at us like beauty and the beast
>one fit girl comes over and asks me if she's my GF
>say no
>asks me wtf I'm doing then
>very, very nearly went home with her but she lived miles away and was getting the train
>would have been a nightmare to get home
>mfw the next day

Booze is the fucking devil

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>>67497570
To this

>>67497567
well i could
but i'm not going to

>>67497571
was reading that on my break at work today, maybe yesterday, I forget

>>67497578
it isn't when you have no one who cares about you left. my kike landlord who hates me would find me and happily call 911

>>67497612
why not you gay cunt

>>67497604
don't care

>>67497481
>I won't, just crying
ouch

>>67497604
lad...

>>67497558
that she doesn't understand what low key means, since she is telling it to your face

correct her on her mistake and move on

>>67497604
mate...

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>open up /pol/ archive
>ctrl+f 'hitler'
>170 results

>>67497440
Are you the Polish guy?

I'm always direct. I don't like beating around the bush and if I don't like something I will say so.

>>67497628
i'm a changed man

>>67497604
>wanking me off on the dance floor and stuff

Mate i've been absolutely runted and even I've held myself back when a girl grabbed my cock in a club. Don't know how this can happen.

>>67497021
why the fuck does a half indian or black child have blonde hair and light eyes? the other child looks correct.

>>67497663
sound like a square to me

>>67497663
you're not one of those arsepieces who cant moderate themselves are you?

might have a klonopin

>control f this thread
>type in the word 'lad'
>87 results
jesus lads

>>67497717
LIAR

>>67497657
No, I did go out with a Polish girl for quite a while though.

Sounds like you'll do okay then.

>fireworks
>SIXTEENTH of november

>>67497714
why?

>>67497705
ur a circle lol

>>67497712
no

*injects krokodil*
hmm yes this feels good

>>67497609

women start to decay rapidly after around age 24

>control f my anus
>put my middle finger in
>1 result
>it's a (you)

every time...

narcotics on me i be mad high

>>67497672
Why? What's it gonna hurt. Most people are pissed anyway and you won't see them again. Plus its dark.

Same night some lass on a hen do was undoing my trousers and trying to pull my trousers down to take my boxers because of one of her stupid 'hen do cards'

Had to stop that. She was fit tho.

Doing a miss someone

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>>67497789

switched this yank runts krokodil with pure heroin

bet he's so monged off that he didn't even realise

>>67497755

chill me out, put me to sleep

>>67497788
Whoosh

>control+f unisex names
>999999999999 results


Why do anglos lack sexual dimorphism?

normies are as comfortable around other people as you are with your dog

>>67497655
sure you're on the archive and not the front page?

>>67497842
unironically made me think

>control f this thread
>type in the word '(You)'
>2 results
damn lads :(

>>67497801
Because pics might get taken and you'll be that lad who got himself wanked off in a club for all time.

Plus it can't even be enjoyable.

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guess what I just ordered

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rate the asos order lads (yes i'm 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse)

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hmmmmm

>>67497891
puff

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>>67497865
feels good tb h

>there are autists in this very thread who don't realise /brit/ is a normie general
howling

>>67497891
alri fatty

>>67497905
Teach me your ways senpai

>>67497891
a l l b l a c k

>>67497891
>size 12 plimsolls
SCREECHING

>>67497881
good lad, make Scandinavia great again

>>67497893
Stop posting this shit every thread

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>>67497905

despise fat women

professional victims the lot of them, never their fault.

>>67497867
I have very little self-control when it comes to women and sex. More so when drunk.

>>67497891
stupid shoes

The J&J jacket looks alright.

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opinions?

*does the yank screech*

*goes doopin mental*

>>67497931
not fat, see shoe size

enjoy not feeding my cat because he becomes really affectionate.

well actually he's starving and begging for food the greedy bastard but it sound like he's affectionate.

>>67497974
mate,

nobody cares

>>67497891
>man bag
>plimsolls in 2016
>skinny belts
>"muscle jersey"
>buying asos own brand shite quality

absolutely pathetic

>>67497974

mr thorax

>>67497960
you saved this with the same file name i gave it

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>>67497996
delet this

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>>67497980

>>67497969
fat shaming works

*forces YOU*

>tfw want to buy a coat but people have already noticed and commented on how i don't own a coat so if i buy one they'll be all like so you finally got a coat then lol which means i can't buy one because it brings unwanted attention to me

life is hard lads

remember this ahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU

Trying to decide whether to do a work placement next year, or spend a year studying in yank land

>>67498028
genuine autism

>>67497974

What is this? A Cum Tribute?

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>>67497865

>>67498035
FRINTON!!!! jesus christ

>>67498028
>doesn't own a coat
Why?

>>67498049
come home, anglo man

>>67498028
So you'll be forever known as the man without a coat?

>>67498035
my dog would do the same

>>67497980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6jSqt39vFM

I told that bitch I got a bitch so don't you leave me with hickeys

I think i've outgrown a friend. Problem is I live with him. I really don't enjoy being around him but i can't just ignore or distance myself from him because i live with him.

>>67498049
Where in Yankland?

>>67498082
fascinating

*walks away and talks to someone else*

If you died tomorrow, what could you say you have contributed to the world?

*sings a sea shanty*

>>67498104
fought in the meme war of 2016

>>67498049
With Trump getting in you have to go there

>>67498035
kek

>>67498104
not much

ingrown hair on my neck but i dont trust the gf's hand eye coordination to get it out with a needle

sticky situation lads

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>>67498028
I was gonna comment on how autistic you are but then remembered when I was young and autistic and would buy a new clothing item but not wear it straight away as to not bring attention to myself and be accused of trying to show off. Now a good few years later I realise how fucking stupid that was and don't care

i'm not deleting the image tho.

look at this fool >>>/g/57543842
he said if a string has more than 27 characters you know it has non-unique characters. despite the fact that 1, the english alphabet has 26 characters, strings can contain digits, and strings can contain symbols other than from just the american english alphabet

>>67498100
fuck off paki

>>67498104
got called racist in greggs

>>67498128
>needle
just squeeze that shit out nigga

>>67498104
happiness

>>67498128
sounds like a hairy problem mate

All around me are familiar feces
Worn out places, worn out feces
Bright and early for the daily rupees
Going nowhere, going nowhere

Their shits are filling up their beaches
No freshener, no freshener
Hide my poo I wanna drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm pooing are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you,
I find it hard to take
When people shit in streets they get a very smelly
Ass hole, ass hole

Children waiting for the day they get a loo
Happy birthday, happy birthday
And to feel the way that every child should
Poo in loo, poo in loo

Went to school and I was very nervous
No latrines, no latrines
Hello teacher tell me, where's the designated streets?
Poo right on me, poo right on me

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm pooing are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you,
I find it hard to take
When people shit in streets they get a very smelly
Ass hole, ass hole,
Enlargen ass hole
Ass hole

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>>67498104
CO2

>>67498096
I'll be your new flatmate, just kick him out

>>67498108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42Ev3tJWZjs

>>67498104

this desu - >>67498121

>>67498050
yes

>>67498058
dunno
never found one i liked

>>67498078
yeah lol

>>67498131
ok

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Will /brit/ be going to see this movie?

>>67498133
astounded you thought any of us would care

quite embarrassing for you

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>>67498133
>this new /g/posting gimmick
Don't particularly like it tbqh

Tommy Wright III

>>67498028
how do you have no coat? you can buy some from me if you want

>>67498206
>nigger oscar bait

nah

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Which one of you lads was this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSoj8FjChg

http://www.ukispcourtorders.co.uk/

>>67497663
Gay cunt who can't handle his mandy

>>67498206
Rosamund would GET IT tbphwyl

Do you have to be hench to be a security guard?

>>67498082
mine too

wouldn't it be cool if there were other species of human still around - neanderthal, homo heisenberg, the hobbit people from Indonesia, homoe erectus

>>67498314
You can be a fat fuck

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>>67498330

>grind teeth at night
>have to wear a retainer
>had multiple girls ask me to come home with them but know that all I'd wind up doing is probably fail to get it up, pass out, snore and grind my teeth so too embarrassed to accept

Ah yes, the ol' genetic lottery strikes again

>>67497481
me doing a fake suicide prank on nicky

feeling kind of awkward atm I'll just pretend I got better later

>>67498248
>store
FOY

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>Saudi Arabia literally begging Trump not to stop buying their oil

>>67498166
see >>67497958

>>67498349
i meant all my people right here right now, d'you know what i mean? (yeah yeah uh uh)

>>67498330
I agree but it was never going to happen. Picture the divisions we have between races atm and magnify that by a thousand desu. Had they survived until the 19th century they'd still be extinct by now tbqh

Im that guy that exclusively uses snipers in every FPS

AMA

>>67498350
there people with worse genetics than you who fuck birds m8
and some stuff you listed can be helped by you

>>67498099
Maybe california? Not sure desu
What are the best states?

>>67498408
California is all you need, fuck the rest

>>67498398
why are you such a twat

>>67498277
good old proxybay

>>67497069
what a fucking spacker

>>67498398
Is being a manchild just a phase or...?

>>67498369
source??

>>67498398
how do planes work?

>>67498408
>commiefornia
>best state

absolute state of this post

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>>67498296
stay away from my gf

>>67498448
Just saw it live on the news, I'll look for an article

>>67498398
used to be half decent at no scoping fools in Halo 2

don't play FPS anymore, in fact I've only played one game for the last 10

>>67498396
good point

maybe... humanity is the real problem

i'll go see what reddit has to say on this

>>67498406
How so? Can't bring my fucking retainer out with me I'll look like the biggest bellend

>>67498108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-3aOW0a1s

Sæmd er hverri þjóð að eiga sægarpa enn.
Ekki var að spauga með þá Útnesjamenn.
Sagt hefur það verið um Suðurnesjamenn,
fast þeir sóttu sjóinn og sækja hann enn.

remember when snuff videos where serious business?

You'd find an unlabelled VHS in your grandparents bookcase, you'd sneak it home and watch it after you where sent to bed.
The intro just says something like "Morte-vision, volume 6" and it cuts to a some guy calling a girl, 45 minutes later he's choking her with a telephone lead.

Nowadays you can see people die whenever you want on the internet.
It just doesn't feel the same.

What is a
>retainer
?

>>67498463
Looks like me except my mouth isn't as puckered and I don't wear a trilby and I don't have a soul patch (do have a moustache though).

>>67498448
>>67498486
http://money.cnn.com/2016/11/16/investing/trump-saudi-arabia-ban-oil-imports-opec/

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>>67498547

>>67498555
sam if that's you literally nobody likes you lol

*freaks out*

>>67498555
pics of 'stache

>>67498514
just say you were still pinging and gurning your face off mate

>>67498558
>begging

>>67498514
only if it's apparent you're self conscious, try having severe psoriasis you little fag

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>>67498546
snuff?

Need a bf desu

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The pacific's on sky atlantic lads, it's not bad

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>try having severe psoriasis you little fag

her mums english she says
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hftl0sJt1Zk

>>67498613
Kek
"Sorry love, popped a pinger before I went to bed, was on a mad one"

>>67498620
In diplomatic speak, it basically is.
They are suffering as bad as Russia from low oil right now.

*spreads peanut butter on my toast*

>>67498736
don't think you guys can afford not to use theirs

>>67498793
foy

quite dissatisfied with the slowdown of the thread

>>67498811
*spreads beans on my toast*

>>67498674
ok I'll try

As a sovereign citizen, the janny's jurisdiction literally cannot touch me or I will sue him so fast his head will spin

>>67498857
fo

>>67498831
Are you happy Chile beat Urgay yesterday?

Lads it seems the assignment I gave to the students this year might have been too difficult. The deadline is closing in and they seem to be panicking.

sick of being guilt tripped to contribute to everyone charity and birthday envelopes in the office

every week someone's doing a run, their relative is going to africa, it's their birthday, they're doing a raffle, or their dad died.

it's practically another tax

and we can't even put it down as deductibles like the yanks

>>67498890
yes, very much

lads I think I might have developed an addiction to coca-cola while trying to quit smoking

do you put butter on toast if you're also having jam on it?

>>67498910
Are you Gerardo from /arse/?

>>67498914
how many cans a day?

>>67498914
weak willed runt

>>67498929
i would slap you for this. it serves no purpose

>>67498929
no

only bad people do this

>>67498929
That's a british thing

might spend a weekend in cambridge

>>67498978
fuck off

>>67498940
nope

>>67498949
like 3

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the 40k autism annoys me but now that I look into it it's actually pretty fucking cool

>>67498978
ancient gimmick

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>>67498914

>Addiction

>>67499005
Did you manage to stop smoking at least?

lost the key to my cuck cage

>>67499005
better than smoking desu

>>67499004
Oh ok

If Chile missed out on the WC but so did Argentina, would you be ok with that?

>try to get off the heroin and onto the methadone
>now doing both

>>67499025
Good lad

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there are jews in the world, there are buddhists

>>67499046
yeah 3 weeks strong

>>67499065
it would be sad but not as humiliating, because argentinians are arrogant as fuck

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>>67499025
good lad

gonna do a teethy cleany

>>67499109
Did you use the patches or anything or just cold turkey?

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>>67498978
Ah yes

>>67499124
>>67499124
>>67499124
Nud

Is it still wednesday?

I was expecting to sleep for 16 hours, I got about 2, then another hour of lying in bed staring at the ceiling.
I should be exhausted but I'm wide awake.

Fuck.

>>67499173
just cold turkey