I'm A Celebrity Thread

might as well have 10 minutes before everyone switches to the apprentice thread

You lads ready to scrutinise some identity-politics-obsessed PC adverts?

>>76351661
Everyone will be switching over to The Apprentice thread in about 24 hours and 10 minutes lad.

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>>76351691

>>76351691
wait what?

I want to cum inside Davina McCall

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Pick your Chaser, lads.

>>76351718
It's on on Thursdays.

Ya silly cunt.

>>76351760
No matter how bad I did on the cash builder, if the dark destroyer came down the stairs I'd take the big offer.

>>76351760
the beast

>>76351790
>if the dark destroyer came down the stairs I'd take the big offer.
Bit gay, that

>5 unique posters

RIP /I'm A Celeb/

You had a shit run.

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>>76351795
He's a big guy

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FUCK

MARRY

KILL

>>76351861
FMK

hahahaha

look at us having another go at /imaceleb/

literally a bunch of lads watching the telly together

what a bunch of absolute mad men

>>76351861
Marry Lisa
Fuck Ola
Kill Vordz

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>it will never be Ant and Dec and Anon

Keep the dream alive my dudes.

>>76351939

>Stephen Mulhern will never join Bant and Kek and become the perfect trio

This has picked up

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>8 posters

The casuals have deserted us.

Ola's slightly shitty English is too qt

Has anyone bothered to download the app? I know it lets you vote for free but does it have anything else to offer?

>>76351913
This.

>>76351998
>28 the first night
>8 tonight
pretty much confirmed it will be dead by friday

>>76351861

Fuck Scarlett, marry Scarlett, kill everyone else.

It's "Hawking" you fucking plebs

>>76352006
no but if anyone does please vote for larry on my behaf

>Carol's panty line

Maaaaaaate

>>76352051
Will do.

Was that the real Stephen Hawking???

Keep this thread going lads

when do I get to see carol showering lads?

Only reason im watching it desu

I want this gogglebox bint to wade into the sea.

I've sent an SOS to int/brit/ lads.

See if we can save /imaceleb/.

>>76352096

Got her tits out on monday lad

>>76352096
You have to buy the star or go on the DM site for that nowadays.

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>>76352113
thanks anon

>>76352118
pics please I missed it

>>76352079
she's genuinely naughty as fuck

might have to use my golden years to try and fuck some Milfs, they're doing wonders for me compared to the generic slags that are everywhere

>>76351760
Anne

>>76351861

fuck the hoe in the middle, kill the hoe on the right, marry vorders

>>76352104
Don't you enjoy pyramid based time travel conspiracy theories?

>>76352113
cheers bruv, need some reinforcements

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Tip of the nip

T I P O F N I P
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Who's your (somewhat realistic) ideal late addition to the camp?

I'd like Katie Hopkins.

>15 IPs

alri lads

>>76352220
FARAGE

>poignant and powerful message

> carol will never encourage you to eat nipples in the middle of the jungle while bant and kek watch.

why even live lads

I feel these types of trials wouldnt be too bad, how bad could the stuff taste?

>>76352220

She's fucking grim lad. I want Craig Charles to come back to take his crown.

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Reminder

Do you think this is the first time Carol has had balls in her mouth?

:3

>>76352296
DELETE THIS

>>76352296
no way that's her

>>76352220

they already said its gonna be a guy from Dickinson's Real Deal, and danny baker iirc

>when she broke character on CBB because it was impossible for her to be the worst person in the room
Tele gold

>a black mum out of nowhere

Just fuck off

>>76352296

Still would desu

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>>76352281
I could eat a knob at night.

I'm not trying to be mean but Moffatt is grim

>Getting into Oxbridge
>Get a Third

Is Carol the toppest lad?

>shitposters are just waking up

>>76352339
>David Dickinson
Please be real

>>76352296

dont care no ones perfect :-)

What do you think Vorders is like in the sack lads?

TOP BANTS FROM KEK

>>76352339
the duke himself?

>>76352384

not the man himself, just a guy from david dickinsons tv show

Carol getting those balls down

Carol looks like she's off her face.

>>76352422
Fucking dropped

>>76352431
Wouldn't mind her on my face desu

>>76352367
I'd give her a go like. Im not fussy. I'd have to rant about gogglebox being complete bollocks the entire time though.

>>76352395
filthy probs m8

>>76352395
saggy

>>76352455
The people on it don't even get paid, but producers will cover the cost of any takeaways the cast eat during filming.

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>>76352339
Big Money Dave would be a great contestant

Do you think after all these years Bant and Kek have been conditioned to derive sexual gratification from forcing women to eat this shit in the Australian jungle?

Would you rather eat the asshole or the beetle?

>they keep making Carol eat the sex organs

What did they mean by this?

>>76352530
Nutted but she still sucking

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well lads?

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Hey! What's up?

Asshole any day, alive shit creeps me out

>>76352595
Will you be my cheese wife?

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>>76352512
nothing compared to tim wonnacott though

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>>76352395

> TFW Carol Vorderman will never tease your balls with her fingernails and put her finger up your asshole as you fuck her

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Friendly reminder that this season can never top last year which featured genuine psychopaths.

>these fucking noises

Havent seen carol gag once lads

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;(

>>76352644
I know. It's hot.

>>76352631
Lady C was heroic at the eating.

>"it's rock hard; massive!"

>>76352631
Lady C was just a stuck up cunt. Chris was creepy as shit at times. I wouldn't be surprised if he had some kind of personality disorder.

>>76352695

>What are bollocks?

>>76352728
she bullied Tony Hadley for literally nothing, it was weird as fuck

Tony was a nice lad

why can't she just smash it with her fist and then eat it

>>76352757
Then Ant wouldn't be able to pop a chub

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Theresa knows what she's doing with Brexit, right lads?

>>76352812
yeah it's under control

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>>76352812

>>76352812
hahaha

fuck no

>>76352051
Bad luck he's ruled out. Still want a vote?

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>>76352220
please

>my harem

Fucking kek

>it turns into a haram anime on the 3rd episode
Dropped

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>mfw they all get along this year

Lads I'm worried. Theyre all getting along :/

>>76352860
vote for adam then i guess.
thanks anon

>ywn have a jungle harem of Scarlett, Lisa, Carol and Ola
Larry is such a chad

>Carol

My dick.

>Carol shaking her fat ass

oh jesus fuck my dick

>>76352905
This

>>76352878
Still time for the women to be women

>talking like some old cunt in Weatherspoons is now fashionable
Britfags on here used to be less plebby and patriotic

Carol is such a massive slut

>>76352889
Done. 3 votes left if any anons want one, or you can download the app yourself.

>>76352812

I genuinely feel that Comrade Corbyn has a better plan in mind, since he obviously voted for brexit. Can't trust Maggie May much. All i want is a strong opposition, Corb is a cuck.

>>76352925
On your bike, lad

>this pandering to blacks in every advert by every shopping chain

No idea where I'm gonna buy Christmas dinner from, lads.

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>>76352925
u wot?

>>76352966
Toby Carvery

>>76352925
jog on granddad

Adam strikes me as the most typical 'laddy lad' you'd see in ANY club on a Friday or Saturday night being a cunt with his mates and having literally the exact same tastes as millions of other plebs who can't think for themselves

>perfume named JUST

>>76352966

Greggs mate. Christmas bake is what i delay suicide for.

>>76352925
>implying I don't speak like a working class yorkshiremen in real life
Nah then, tha can fook off

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>>76352728
>Chris was creepy as shit at times

Examples?

I haven't watched this show in years

Slags.

What a "talent"

>>76352995
this. i don't think i've ever seen any black people there

Is Ant gay now lads?

These fucks have endless cash

>the state of women

Is this what real women are like? I might go gay

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jesus fuck i can't, my dick

Carol's ass is ridiculous

>>76353085
Do you have to ask when he has that beard?

>sluts out-slutting each other

the ass was fat

Anyone got some pics of carol's ass, cant be fucked watching i'm a celebrity desu

>>76353059
Have you seen him on anything else? He's a genuine eccentric with post boxing brain damage.

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>when the crew laugh at their bantz

What am I missing?

>>76353059
I don't remember anything particular, it was just him in general. The way he spoke and acted and he seemed to be scared of any kind of conflict. It was like watching a child in an adult body, except this child chose to beat the shit out of people for a living.

>>76353167
Pure trash

>>76353167
Carol pretty much just twerked in tight red jeans

Wonder who's the richest celeb lads. I'd say Wayne bridge

>>76353167
The women all out-slutting each other. One of them will probably leave the jungle and write a column about not being taken seriously.

>>76353217
Clearly. He was on at least £50k a week at Chelsea.

So far, how likely is it that the comedian will manage to make you laugh before he's voted out?

>>76353217
probably carol tbqh

>>76352362

You'd have to get some rice in your belly first.

>>76353044

you have my attention, whats a greggs christmas bake and whys it special

""""""""""comedian"""""""""""""""

>>76353246
Got a better chance of me taking Carol Vorderman up the bum in the dunny

Fear of spiders and public speaking are the patrician fears.

If you're scared of any of the following
>heights
>snakes
>rats
>bugs
>confined spaces
You need to fuck off.

>>76353278
What the fuck, sort your life out pal. Pretty much the only reason I don't join the many who kill themselves over the Christmas period.

>>76353217
Carols worth near twice as much as Wayne :o

>>76353044
if it's what google images turns up, it looks like shit. nothing will ever top their pre-2015 vegetable pasty

>>76353278

http://groceries.iceland.co.uk/greggs-limited-edition-2-festive-bakes-316g/p/55917

>being scared of something you can pick up and crush with your bare hands.

>>76353325
>>76353333
Steak bakes and tuna crunch sandwiches are GOAT.

>>76353302
Im not afraid of snakes, im just in awe of what they can do

>>76353339
Fuck off, Kerry, Iceland aren't even paying you any more.

>Chinese whispers in morse fucking code
Can't go wrong

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>26 unique posters

I sent an SOS to int/brit/ and pol/brit/ and they've arrived at the death to save the thread, just like the Rohirrim.

Post Carol's arse

>>76353325


man I have my christmas day dinner at mcdonalds greggs is the other side of town

>>76353325
Actually more people kill themselves in summer than winter.

>>76353471
of course they don't

Literally me

>>76353494
Yeah they do. It's a fact.

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>>76353451
Tits > arse

>>76353494
Not that guy but he's right. Suicide at Christmas is a myth, most people put it off just so they don't forever ruin Christmas for everyone they care about.

>>76353532
>Tits > arse

I think this is the most pleb opinion ever expressed on /tv/.

>>76353563
t. a nigger

This is hilarious Tele, fairplay ITV.

>>76353563
True Englishmen respect a fine pair of baps over sodomy

>>76353577
this 2bh. everyones seen the graph

>It's a Joel talks in a silly voice and that's the entire joke episode

>>76353577
t. infantilised oedipus lad

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>>76353532

why do I exist if i can't suck on those tits

Why don't they just squash the spiders lol

>>76353563
>I think this is the most pleb opinion ever expressed on /tv/
so this is your first day on this board?

>>76353623
With a bit of luck one of the bridges will break as he's crossing. Only laugh he'll ever get.

>>76353532

What do tits and ass feel like bros?

CALL ME MR GREENLIGHT

Find the comedian funny 2bh

>>76353691
I can understand not knowing what tits feel like but why do you not know what an arse feels like. Just reach back and grab your own

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>>76353655

>>76353691
depends

>>76353735

I have Hank Hill ass syndrome

Who did you vote for lads?

>>76353721
I know someone who knows him url. Nice man.

ONE DAY I'LL FLY AWAY
LEAVE YOUR LOVE TO YESTERDAY

Thank fuck the women never had to do this.
They'd never get it finished...

>>76353780

Conservative

>>76353780
Mr. Leave

>>76353780
Sam and Ola. Not seen much of them so far and what better way to start than their arses in a tight harness.

>>76353763
JUST

>All the Men go out to do a trial and get food for camp
>The Elder and the Women stay behind and take care of the camp
Nice seeing what a scenario in the jungle would actually be like. 2016 is a wonderful year, lads.

>literally a member of a group called diversity

>>76353721
he seems like a nice guy but he's the epitome of normie humour

>>76353893
Carol and Scarlett won them dinner.

This whole sequence is boring as fuck.

>>76353903
Yet they're all black.

>>76353721
Nice guy terrible voice

>>76353893
it's like that survival show where they split it women vs men and the women royally fucked it and accomplished nothing

>>76353952
Nah there's one white one

>The gibberish of the lamb

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>Larry

So whos going to win

Hard mode: No Scarlett

Didn't think Adam was this much of a pussy.

This season is so fucking devoid of personality.

None of them are going to argue.

Insaneo Town

>>76354041

Either larry or carol

>>76353998
there might be as many as 3 white guys. difficult to tell
>>76354041
larry

>tfw never going to have to break the news to Larry Lamb that I cried.
Good feel desu.

>>76354041
Big Bants Larry

>>76354054
>None of them are going to argue.
The boys might. They just failed a task and none of them had to do anything difficult.

Who did you vote for in last years general election lads?

>30 posters

How the fuck did that happen?

>>76354130

Labour

>>76354130
S N P

Scarlet is an absolute mess, desu lads.

Getting smashed on Guiness West Indies Porter and watching I'm a celeb while the Mrs falls asleep on me.

>next 3 weeks looking comfy lads

>>76354152
Quality show lad

>>76354186

But sturgeon is tory lite as fuck lol

>its an all the men are pussies episode

I thought he'd feel right at home.

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>>76354262
kek.

>>76354262
kek

>>76354187
Gone from finding her disgusting to scrolling back and saving her tatas.

>Scarlett ruled out cause she's a fat mess

literally who

Danny Baker's gonna shake shit up.

Here we go.

They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here lads

Danny 'I love myself' Baker

i quite like the homes under the hammer guy, but i doubt he's going to add anything to the show

>>76354399
I thought Danny Baker was the midget on QI until I they showed his face. I was thinking of Andy Hamilton.

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>>76352296
chebbing hell

Challenges that don't involve bugs are shit

>>76354567
what? they're usually the best ones

Why is Charlotte so cute, lads?

>>76352296
Actually quite nice, put my chub on her chebs.