/brit/

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EESTI

trains

lads be honest, how old are you? i feel like im too old for this place now

What's the difference between /britfeel/, /brit/ and /britpol/?

>>67379243
19

>>67379243
18

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work tomorrow

>>67379245
losers
lads
losers

>>67379243
19

Everyday is like Sunday
Everyday is silent and grey

>>67379243
I'm 20 going 21 next month

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Step 1: Pay absolutely no interest

*puts finger in belly button and does a sniff*

ah yes pleasant smells

>>67379243
just turned 18 two days ago

>>67379243
20

>>67379243
23

Need a boyfriend

mo091

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgG3_CIn2AY

>>67379243
22

20 fucking 2.

I remember posting here when I started uni thinking it was just a first year thing. Then I thought, ah no worries it's just a uni thing.

I've been out of uni coming up two years and been working and I still fucking post here.

I've absolutely no reason why and I want to hate it, but even on my worst days, and I know this is sad, even on my worst days, when I'm out in the cold and rain and things are shit, I can still come and laugh on here and post with the lads.

>>67379245
/britfeel/: autistic abnormie NEET weeb nonces
/britpol/: autistic abnormie NEET weeb rorkes
/brit/ good lads

>>67379271
work sucks, I know

>>67379287
scanning for veneer

results: no veneer found

>Undocumented migrants
why is it that these bleeding hearts cannot come to terms with reality and call things what they are?

You're not "curvy" you're FAT
They aren't "undocumented" they are ILLEGAL

fucking children in here

i turned 32 last week

bucks:loser

http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1479066665572.webm

the gf

i am 18 years old and i am a nonce hahaha

>>67379351

tell us what getting old is like gramps

>>67379351
>fucking children in here
nonce

*smears toothpaste on my face*

runt hunt... runt HUNT

RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT

>>67379349

what if someone is in a country illegally and has documentation

checkmate kid

Im barely 18 with the body of a supple 12 year old :3

>falling for GCHQ data mining
Ah yes, like puppets on a string.

>>67379351
nonce

>>67379243
22, only started caring about my future over the last year though

>>67379351
tell me about yourself

are you married yet

>>67379245
>autistic abnormie virgins
>normie general for the lads
>autistic racist virgins

bit of a loose cannon lads

put aftershave on even though i haven't shaved

>>67379245
proper losers of society
top lads, normies or cyborgs
neckbeard ex reddit

>>67379351
alri grandad

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Anti-racist Swedish TV chef, Anders Vendel, gets twatted by adherents of "the one true faith" and religion of peace" because he bore a resemblance to Donald Trump.

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/11/muslims-beat-popular-tv-chef-sweden-told-looked-like-donald-trump/

More twattings are very likely to follow ...

>>67379393
>>67379395
>>67379415
>>67379423
>>67379433
you've all been played

i'm on fire tonight

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hmmmmmm

>>67379424
/brit/ has gone complete and utter wank since the ''lads'' turned up

>>67379243

28
Been here since 2007
Never had a gf, never had sex, still live with my parents, can't drive, drink every day, suicidal. Not even a recluse, I work 40hrs a week surrounded by women.

>>67379438

there was never any doubt

we're all going to make it

>>67379424
*Checks post*
Oh dear lads, looks like I don't belong here haha

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>>67379473

Went to Tescos and I saw a muscular black lad holding hands with a qt white blonde girl, I did a little cummie in my pants at the sight.

jyones is a loose cannin sir

>>67379474
maybe /britfeel/ or /britpol/ would be better suited for you then?

off you fuck you pathetic virgin

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Bit sad that young, idealistic English politicians always end up committing genocide

>>67379472
would unironically call police anonymously about this guy

>>67379229

God is the only path to lasting happiness friend.

>>67379573
Nice one mate

>>67379493
what gives? have you got to a point where you dont care anymore?

>>67379245
/brit/feel: mostly abnormies
/brit/: 10% normies, and 90% abnormies that pretend to be normies
/brit/pol: rorke

>>67379493
Out of interest, how are your parents? I'm much younger but could easily imagine living at home for years because they're incredibly accommodating and nice.

>>67379493
feel like I might end up like you

24 and in the same position except I don't even have a job and never have had a job before

>>67379472
lad needs to chill

>>67379474
/brit/ has always been a normie general

>>67379493
What do you think your problem is?

>>67379493
>Been here since 2007
were the boards the same shit then?

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>tfw no anime mummy gf to take care of you

plugged my ATH-M50s into my AT-LP120-USB to listen to NHS297EP

>>67379589
lad how have you not had a job at 24? come on man, DO SOMETHING

>>67379631
>>>/nerd/

Unsure of where to go in life, lads.

Just realised I was the scrounger back in school who nobody liked being around and all found a bit desperate and shitty

I just want to have friends lads but I feel like it's too late for it

24 years of age

is black mirror pure reddit or is it any good?

>>67379543
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>>67379635
no peer pressure to get a job

I'm >>67379650, basically I've had no friends or gf so nobody has pressured me to get a job

Banging set

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce06KkLgf3w

>>67379631
>ATH-M50s
Why do people do this?

Genuinely believe these 1 in 4 men that live with their parents are being coddled by them. Parents dont want to let go.

>>67379621
I dated a woman twice my age for 2 years

it's alright

>>67379493

have you ever asked a lass out?

>>67379543
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me irl

>>67379665
made by the same guy who did the cuckold (2009). you tell me

>>67379543
FONT

>>67379702
sounds good dunit

>>67379732
the DNC let trump waltz into the white house over bernie lmfao

thinking about the many gimmicks i started
makes me want to wee

>>67379666
>>67379724
FOAL

>>67379700
if you insist

>>67379758
Thats the thing. They don't.

>>67379775
mostly me

>>67379243
22 KHV, started on /a/ in 2010, live at home, no friends/gf, I'm pretty sociable when I'm out but I can't into commitments and fuck my friendships up

What are your favourite subreddits, lads?

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LYNNE

I'VE PIERCED MY FOOT ON A SPIYIKE!

wish I lived in a more ethnic neighbourhood

Opinions on me sniffing a line of coke in the work toilets tomorrow morning lads?

Reckon it'd be pretty banterous desu

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How long have you been on 4chan lads?

2009 for me but I don't remember when I came to /brit/

PLANET EARTH

>>67379710

high cost of rent/living doesn't help the situation. why live with shite roomates and have little money to spend on luxuries, when you can live for free/low rent at home?

got called a normie twat in /brit/ lads

best cook something up for diner even if it is just ur mum

>>67379855
Howling, you can't stop me.

It's fucking happening

>>67379794
pretty d*mn good for the price though tarvo

>>67379243
23

>>67379700
sorry lad, you wont

>>67379695
>ywn be there gurned off your bonk, akimbo gunfingers sky high

I'm heterosexual and I don't care who knows it

>>67379499

the dubs confirm that we'll all make it btw

>>67379833
This
>Live in a large house for free with free meals and supplies
Or
>Pay REAL MONEY(LOL) to live in a shittier place with other wankers and cook every meal

>>67379884
>Trying to upset the future ambassador

Think very carefully, kiddo.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDVU_TGLJU0

>>67379905
I bet you vote tory don't you too you fucking scumbag

>>67379710
haha yeah that's me

I could rinse my parents dry if I wanted to since they're such bitches

>>67379243
20 now, came here in 2014
active sex life, easy job, addicted only to nicotine, radical centrist, well-liked both here and on the 'life, love making asterisk posts about poo and telling yanks/abnormals to fuck off

if trips all virgins need to fuck off to /britfeel/

>>67379882
>pretty darn good foor $200 which I dont even want to know cost in CAD.
>$100 M40x are better.

yeah, nah.

cook pass babtridge

>>67379973
degenerate

>>67379992
>999
confirmed

Reading Mr Men books

if dubs we're all getting gfs next year

>>67379992
>calling people virgins on the internet

the state of you

>>67379243
got 23 one month ago
will be my last year on earth hopefully

urrghhh smoking urrrgggghhhh

If dubs I not only get on the diplomatic stream but I fall in love with a QT and have a great life too.

>>67379973
not a massive fan of you

>>67380028
what was that? *breathes cloud of smoke into your face*

>>67380050
it's funny because the times I do have sex are far and few between haha

>>67379806
why would you ever wish that upon yourself

not even memeing

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>>67380058

no, you have to vote her in lad. your country needs you

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>>67379992
>tfw missed trips

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>>67380039
You what? No dubs? You fucking idiot, Anon! You total fucking idiot! That was YOUR job, you fucking moron! You cretin! YOU'RE A FUCKHEAD! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! A FUCKING SHITHEAD!

>>67380071
Okay, that's cool.

>>67379580
I've accepted that things will never get better so sort of
>>67379588
Very distant. I never really talk to them about anything, just small talk. I will be moving out soon so I can take my drug habit to the next level. I have a ton of money in the bank.
>>67379608
Overwhelming anxiety and self hatred. I only survive in my job and got through uni because I self medicate so hard. I try to keep the benzo doses as low as possible but it's a losing battle.
>>67379612
Yes
>>67379720
Once and she said no. I vomited from fear beforehand.

>>67379973
did you browse reddit before coming here

orange jingles memphis

>>67379999
>better
also i listen to and produce electronic music so i need good bass response and the m50 beats the m40 in that regard

>the cause of every single problem in the tests for the civil service is that the other staff are on annual leave

LOL what do they even do

>>67380105
but shes not going to be a candidate
and shes not even that cute
and shes a filthy arab lover

weedman said he'd phone me back in half an hour when he's picked up

2 hours and 33 minutes later he's made contact

>>67380108
have to say I really appreciate this gimmick

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post planes

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>I vomited from fear beforehand

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every time normies start posting /brit/s goes to shit

>>67380129
not regularly
/brit/ was my first message board experience since my pokemon forum days when i was 13

>>67379992
>>67379973
Could honestly heem these deano, skinny jeans wearing, FIFA playing wankers with 1 punch

>>67379973
this is josie isn't it

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>>67380108
Reroll

SKILLS

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>>67380180
agreed, lets talk about ANIME

>>67380122
What do you self medicate with and what effect does it have?

You sir have the boorish manners of a Yaley

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rate this meme?

going to eat some biscuits

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>>67380226

>>67380108

RELAX IT'S IN THE FRIDGE

>>67380198
>threatening to punch josie
ooh you're well hard threatening a girl

Mr. Skinny Is Up the Spout

>>67380201
erase this

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work tomorrow

>>67380249
I'm sorry I'm white

don't actually even want dubs, pointless, worthless, vile

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almost never get proper hangovers from beer and cider no matter how much I drink

but even just a few shots of hard liquor render me almost immobile for 2 days

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>>67380290
see you there bud, bright and early..

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>>67380290
>mfw wagies will be slaving away tomorrow while i'll be at home reading, exercising and working on improving myself and my skillset

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>>67380169

the pseudo-gabber kick with the reverberating stabs on top haha

*hits the dub*

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>why yes I am going to produce a dnb vs grime mixtape

could beat anyone in /brit/ in a fight

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>>67380290
H-hahaha. A brand new week!

Another team meeting!

>>67380335
jokes on you ive got nothing on tomorrow so im going to sit at my desk all day and read a book about economics

>>67379650
How about you go down the shops and get me some fags, runt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZntXyindCs


>ywn work on spitting image

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>>67379326
>He actually laughs at posts on 4chan

listening to garage
safe as fuck

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gf's being insecure again lads

>>67380396
Getting a bit bored of this Estonian on a downer desu

Can you fuck off or cheer up?

>>67380335
>work tirelessly on improving skillset
>never actually use your skills

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>tfw wageslave
>tfw still hungover from last night
Tonight I will struggle to sleep and tomorrow I will feel suicidal. And I slightly spilled my spaghetti with the girl I'm dating.

>>67379388
Is that one image the ultimate trigger for lefties?

bailando

What's it called where someone's arguing about something and you give an extreme opposite argument point as if things are rather black and white?

>>67380429
tie her up

saaaafeeeeeeeeeeee safeeeeeeeeeeeeee sssssaaaaaaaaaaayyyfffffffeeeeeee ahaaaaaaa

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17 year old from Stoke-on-Trent just snapped me a video of her in the shower

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>>67380368
>sitting at my desk, coffee in hand, absolutely shattered and miserable after a shit commute
>smiley twat boss comes mincing through
>"team meeting five mins everyoneeeee"

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>>67380335
you should start by not watching anime anymore

>>67380456
false dichotomy, i.e. a logical fallacy, i.e. not an argument

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>>67380466

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Just hid a post from an anonymous poster

the absolute state of Poopeeland lads

tyrone is a bit cold

Hmm...

>>67380396
ignore him >>67380435
don't cheer up just FUCK OFF

>>67380381
Fuck off you smelly paki

>>67380108
Am I the only one who finds Peep Show really depressing, especially in the later series? Jeremy's situations stops being amusing and starts being really sad.

>>67379243
28. I am too old.

moth machine
moth scream

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>tfw have no work tomorrow, or anytime in the forseeable future

Going insane lads

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>>67380435
I am cheerful now.
Thanks mate.

>>67380485
thank you stefan molyneux

>>67380428
good lad

>>67380535
found it painful to watch at times due to cringe but that was in a good way

what do oldfags have in the way of advice for the rest of us

>>67380453
how about this >>67380136

>>67380550
>Can't get a job
>Feel absolutely fucking miserable
>Get a job
>Feel absolutely fucking miserable

Morrissey was spot on when he said he was looking for a job and then he found a job, and heaven knew he was miserable then.

Why do you keep coming back to /brit/?

The gimmicks are shit, the memes are shit, the banter is shit. It's full of fucking boring, retarded JFs clamouring for attention and mentally ill halfwits desperate for (You)s. An endless stream of shit quips in a race for the bump limit so some spastic can can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'new'.

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALLLLLLLLLLLLWAYSSSS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUOUOUUOOUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALLLLLLWAYS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOUOUOUUOOUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIII WILL ALLLLLLWAYSSSS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

was a t-rex actually that big? big compared to a human?

i reckon if i kicked it in the shins then punched it hard enough in the face i could knock one out

absolutely off my nut lads

>>67380535
I find it comforting for some strange reason, me and my only mate are like mark and jez

>>67380235

Benzos, xanax, valium, etizolam mainly, to turn me into a mindless zombie who can go through the motions of work, keep total insanity at bay and help me sleep. Codeine quite often for sedation, and alcohol every day, if I'm not on benzos that day I'll neck a hip flask in the toilet at work or go for a couple of pints alone at lunch.

>>67380535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJOKQRnAm30

>>67380566
that will be $1 for my services

>>67380108
absolutely fantastic gimmick

when I was a youth a used to burn cali weed in ah rizla

>>67379243
19

>>67380603
and I

will always

smoke crack


*dies*

>>67380594
none

have you tried killing all the poor?

>>67380606

thought this post was going to be about the band

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>Why do you keep coming back to /brit/?

>The gimmicks are shit, the memes are shit, the banter is shit. It's full of fucking boring, retarded JFs clamouring for attention and mentally ill halfwits desperate for (You)s. An endless stream of shit quips in a race for the bump limit so some spastic can can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'new'.

>>67380597
Whenever I get a job I always get sick of it after a few months and then get myself sacked somehow.

It's a vicious cycle

>>67380597
Just find a job you might actually enjoy and you'll feel a lot better. I have a really easy job at a college's office and the people there are nice and not cunty at all.

>>67380594
go back in time and buy a 4chan pass

>>67380606
legit laughed at this

>>67380594
leave and never come back

not in a mean way, it will be the best thing you ever do in your life

I thought I knew what I was doing with my life but I haven't got a fucking clue.

who here self-styled or so-called /ugly/

>>67380688

nice try, hiromoot

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ScotFAT

'Strangers are just friends who haven't wanked you off yet'

Jesus of Nazareth

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>>67380469
>boss has his office on the top floor of our building but makes an effort sometimes to come through each and every floor and walk past every desk because he wants to appear like he cares or some shit
>sometimes im just monging out at my desk reading pointless articles and hell just suddenly materialise infront of me and ask how im doing
>get caught really off guard and have to meme a pointless conversation with him

>>67380594
nothing, its too late, you're here forever etc.

fuck knows how i ended up here 2bh

>>67380606
probably couldn't even reach you with it's midget arms lol

>>67380707
>t. on /brit/ right now

>>67380599
None of the usual suspects were online or responding to texts, and I was bored

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put the kettle on

Pain makes me reflect on my life. All the things i took for granted when i was well like goin out seeing friends ...kissing someone ...dancing ....i wish i could do these things but the pain stops me ...all i can do is push on through but once im well im gonna appreciate life so much more ....lifes a beautiful thing and theres no way im gonna waist it ....so if your well and not taking things seriously ....please remember you are very lucky even if your poor remember you have your health and your not in pain

Broth's got another hour to go

>>67380719
I was really good looking when I was younger but drugs and smoking have rendered me bang average

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>>67380169

>>67380734
how do scots get so fat when they're all lying around in abandoned buildings with belts tied around various parts of their bodies

>>67380743
know this all too well

>darkwave minimal synth
ah yes

Lads, Trump won.

Just a wee reminder.

>>67380707
i unironically feel 4chan has had a positive impact on my life so dont really get this "le leave this le super edgy dark place and never come back" meme

>>67380758
exactly, be stronger than me and don't relapse

>>67380782
>tfw gurned so much my jaw is now pretty well defined

>>67380469
There is literally nothing worse than a gay boss, it's painful

>>67380793

munchyboxes

/brit/ is going through a purple patch, loads of posts on here have made me laff recently ;x

>>67379243
23, migrated during the infamous /sp/ fascism conflict of 2012/13

which means all these 18/19 year olds were all just kids during the glory years

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Need an intellectual gf

>>67380786
*shines a laser pointer at it*
*it crashes*

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>>67380798

you might like filosofem

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having a /brit/sistential crisis

why am i still posting here

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NEED to stop going on /r9k/ and /pol/ lads, it cannot be good for my brain and social life

>>67380820
MDMA really gives that perfect jaw

>>67380837
>it's painful

ooer

The only acceptable way to eat a banana

1. Peel the skin
2. Peel off and stringy bits
3. Chop both ends off
4. Dip into nutella

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>>67380857
>women
>intellectual

>there's literally nothing separating america and mexico

howling

you could walk through a stream and hike to the next town and suddenly you're there

>>67380871
pol in small doses, r9k never.

>>67380743
>boss comes over
>starts asking slightly personal questions and everyone can hear your conversation cos it's an open plan office

>>67380860
one of my fav album blud

>>67380820
once misaligned my jaw and gurned it back into place

heard a big fat crunch

>>67380873
unless you're on it
was watching myself in the mirror in a club once and saw my jaw go sideways
literally cannot replicate it for the life of me sober

remember that cat that got put in the bin by that woman

that happened 6 years ago

>>67380884
I'd dip my banana in your Nutella if you know what I mean, m80 ;)

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think it'll be paster

>>67380857
>meme glasses
>shitty eyeliners
>boring face
>nasty hair

eugh

>>67380896
you know you're there when you hear this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IkvAb6THQY

anyone else have a boney bit at the bottom of their spine which stops them from doing situps?

when you do them it's like you're rocking forward and back on bone

>>67380896

borders aren't real

>>67380857
No thanks, they always do stinky farts that linger for ages

>>67380927

You might like Murmuure.

He's french too.

>>67380975
already know about him faM!!!! he's very great too
do you know about Paysage d'Hiver?

>>67380943
that lad is so self conscious about his hairline

didnt think i actually minded gays that much until i started working with one

its not even the "i like to put my willy in other mens bums" thing, its just the whole camp thing is literally the most shit tier """""""""""personality"""""""" ever

on the count of three all of us are going to quit /brit/ and start getting our lives sorted

>>67381019
my life is sorted kinda, i just post here in my spare time

>>67380786
Jet engine plumes are so sexy

>>67381007
The thought police will arrest you for that one Rorke

ONE

might treat myself to a new dildo

anyone got any recommendations?

>>67380998
>>67380975
get a room

*canned audience laughter*

>>67380957
FANTASTIC post

>tfw I pressed pause and it stopped the music

If Brexit doesn't actually happen I'm moving to Australia

TWO

fucking hell lads parted my hairs and it feels weird at the middle

SOME FUCKING NORMIE IS SMOKING UNDER MY WINDOW EEEEERRRR

THREE

>>67381132
pour water on him

>>67381132
Pour out your pee bottle down on him

THREE

rip

>>67381181
FIVE

so fuckingbored

NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME

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>>67381107
even jezza is saying its happening now

is pomade fedora?

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>that geeky lad in the office who always comes in still wearing his bike helmet and fluorescent accessories

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>>67380860

>>67381237
> Pomade gives the user's hair a shiny, slick appearance, and does not dry it out.

gonna go for yes

>>67381231
>tfw Corbyn is secretly a turbororke

>>67381231
He's always been pro-brexit

>>67381007
must be working with a cunt then
I was working with a bloke for almost two years before I found out he was batting for the other team

new
>>67381285
>>67381285
>>67381285

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>>67381267
:// want to get my hair to look like this though

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>>67380734
tfw zero (0) well fed scottish girlfriends

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Who /pray4claude/ here?

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>21 years old and still living with my parents

>>67381328
ye i just looked at google images

if you can pull that kinda stuff off then i take it back and you should go for it x

>>67381294
i know that, but the last couple weeks hes been pandering to his leftie voter base, now hes come out and said its happening

>>67381313
yikes jannys not going to be happy

>>67381237
No. A lot of pomades are handmade and use all natural ingredients that nourish and benefit the hair. Oil based pomades are closer in nature to that used by rockers and rockabillies of the 50s, they give a shine to your hair, makes your hair styleable throughout the day but take forever to wash out. Water based pomades have heavier holds and your hair will not move out of place all day, but can sometimes stiffen the hair however washes out with one wash