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cara

gf ordered the horse cock strap-on earlier

cannot wait to have it in me

>>67381307
acceptable post

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spanish pop

mo102

haven't lived with my parents for more than a few weeks at a time since i was 18

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>>67381331

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lads

>mechanical engineer for company I can't disclose
>always get changed at work as we end up filthy by the end of the day
>worked overtime today
>in changing rooms with the lads
>mate in front takes his trousers off
>white boxers
>covered in skiddies

Fucking pissed myself. That is why you don't wear white boxers to work. Especially if you're shuffling about on the floor a lot of the time.

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oi killa, teddy
watch out
mi ah di real toppa top
YAH

MI BORN BADDER THAN DEM
MI AH ROUGH A DAN DEM
ALL A DEM WATCH OUT
MI AH BADDER DAN DEM
ROUGH AH ALL AH DEM

BADDER THAN DEM
BADDER THAN DEM
BADDER THAN DEM
BADDER THAN DEM

WAH TEST DEM GANJANAMI A TRU LEGEND
RULE DI BUSINESS FROM '95
A DAT BACK WHEN KILLA WAH A LIKKLE BOY
MI AH BADDER THAN THEM

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Trainlad here
Have you missed me?

Anyone ever had a taxi ride and realised that the driver is a complete nutcase? Happened to me earlier and when we arrived at my house I just threw a tenner at him and got out as soon as possible

>>67381237
>>67381388

>>67381402
i know who you work for

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>>67381390

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>tfw

>>67381307
exceptional post

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Finally, a Netflix Original that isn't shit

>>67381433
got driven around by some uber guy who was quite clearly off his nut on something, but i was also off my nut so i found it great craic like

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>>67381461
>mfw

>>67381433
yes
he was going like 50 in a 30 and going round roundabouts like he was driving a F1 car
It's the only time I've ever been in a car where I've been scared and haven't been driving

depressed

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May will be sacked
Corbyn is scum
Boris is unfit

Do your duty and vote George for 2020.

>>67381453
MASSARS DUNPHAY

>>67381474
Stranger Things was 10/10

Best thing to come out in years

>Oil based pomades are closer in nature to that used by rockers and rockabillies of the 50s

eww my nigga you aint james dean

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>>67381474

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Terve vald oli kokku aetud,
kihelkond kokku kutsutud;
külalisi igat seltsi –
Viruvanem kaasagagi palutud!
Tõnni, parajam peiu,
kosind Mannikese endale,
Manni, nobedam neiu,
läheb Tõnnile mehele.

Pulmad, jah pulmad!
Pulmapidu ülitore.
Viina viiskümmend vaati,
pulma kraami kokku toodi
nõnda palju, kui saadi.
Parte, hanesid praeti
vist üle tuhande ära,
terve trobikond püssisid
pulma auks teeb kära.

>>67381461
Still remember that morning vividly, came downstairs in my pyjamas and my mum was sat on the sofa quietly crying

>>67381383
post mog

got a stiffy that I don't know what to do with lads

the damn thing won't go down either

>>67381474
how are they even making so many at once of which most are absolute garbage

>>67381551
take pics of it and post them here

>>67381285
Never got an answer last last thread but

Does anybody here read out the writing on people's shirts aloud to them?

This is why I only own plain shirts.

>>67381506
if you haven't listened to his speech at the Spectator awards yet please do, it's honestly fucking hilarious

who knew George was packing 50 cal bants

https://soundcloud.com/spectator1828/george-osbornes-speech-at-the-spectator-parliamentarian-awards

how old do you have to be to wear a flat cap and not look like a complete fedora?

>>67381531
my mum was changing my nappy with the news on haha

>>67381535
tfw train i get on most often is a class 170 turbostar and they don't have any charging sockets anywhere but first class

absolute disgrace in the year 2016 i say

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>housemate I don't like asks me a question on whatsapp
>purposely don't open the message
>still respond to other messages
>she can see that I've been online but haven't looked at her message

Who else /PassiveAgressive/ here?

>>67381535
I like the look of our older freight trains

the newer ones are all boring and american

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>>67381536

any pomade recs lads?

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>>67381551
Have you tried wanking it?

>>67381591
beta sad act

>>67381591
like doing this too

>>67381519
>>67381514
VERY good lads

My sisters thongs are out on the line

My neighbour made a joke about them to me

>>67381536
instant ban

>>67381628
good post

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>>67381506
I like his stance

>>67381514
people at work keep banging on about this

should i do a watch of it?

Didn't look at that post

>>67381651
what joke also is your sister fit

>>67381669
named after you mate haha

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478896878389.webm

>>67381676
>RÚV has renewed Trapped for a Second season to premiere in 2018


TWO FUCKING YEARS???????

>>67381627
arse pomade u poof hahahah

>>67381526
haha yeah...

>>67381474
yeah this is top desu

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if you enjoy bants listen to this

https://soundcloud.com/spectator1828/george-osbornes-speech-at-the-spectator-parliamentarian-awards

>>67381567
Netflix has been cutting their budget for actual films to fund their projects. Films are disappearing all the time from their service and there's only something like 2/3 of the library they had a few years ago.

>>67381713
I said I was working on it, didn't I?

>>67381673
yes of course you should fucking watch it
first episode isn't that captivating though

>>67381734
not a single wave shall enter my eardrum

>>67381627
>Oil based
Goon Grease
Reuzel Green

>Water based
Shear Revival Crystal Lake
Anchor's Teddy Boy Original
Daimon Barber #1

>>67381752
no need to be rude laddo

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>>67381671
dave was better

>>67381714
ahah can you apply it?

>>67381526
What does this mean in English lad?

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hate sad music

*blasts 3 different hardcore drum and bass mixes at the same time at max volume from my 500w speakers drowning out the pain*

aaahhhh

>>67381752
rasheed

>>67381742
ARE YOU FUCKING SLEEPING

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Imagine slaving every day just to live in Britain

>top tier
Austria
>hit and miss tier
France
Nova scotia
>do not click tier
all yanks
the rest

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LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GRAPH

>>67381761
http://amzn.eu/7ff2T2j
>15 quid
>bent af name
won't be slathering this on my mane

>>67381755
wouldn't be concerned about sound waves if I were you son

MI AH PUFFIN ON AH SENSI
MI AH DA RUFFEST MI AH DA BADDEST

>>67381820
>ref

oh my dayssss

>>67381770
fucking kek

put too much tabasco on my food and now my face is sweating
i made a terrible choice lads

>>67381754
Comfy.

>>67381799
No, not right now

>>67381768
>>67381788
mukhtar al-saqib

>>67381820
You asked for fucking pomades and that is an average price you cunt don't ever ask for recommendations again you twat

what does it mean if a girl uses exclamation marks every time she writes something?

a le ground movement excellent post

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Decided to splash out on this months runt chow
I want them stimulated but not over stimulated so I don't always feed them brightly coloured food

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Let's get you a drink lad!

>>67381805
The house at the bottom would be £300k down south, our country's house prices are a fucking joke

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The State of London

>>67381870
she;s not very clever

tfw all the trains being posted here actually made me slightly interested in the different models and shit when i'm at a station

autism

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bantered him so hard he doesn't even have the gall to reply to me

>>67381805
Your real estate is pretty fucked up, but what they forgot to tell you is that the American one is made from plywood, asphalt, vinyl and fake plastic brick tiles and is half an hour driving from the next store and an hour driving from your workplace.

>>67381852
errr not the same person sweetie but thanks for the recs xx

what is the most desperate type of girl and where do i find them?

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>>67381919
good lad

>>67381852
can imagine your greasy fucking pompador shaking with rage as you type this sat in your leather jacket, kill yourself tunnel snake twat

give me a film to watch (no nignog films)

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>>67381919
good lad. what class did you use last

>>67381923
was this last night?

>>67381949
your mum

up my arse

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I said, PICK UP THE SOAP

>>67381965
refer to this post please friendo >>67381590

>>67381929
got the neurons firing so fast it feels like im on fucking amphetamines

enjoyed planet earth 2 this evening lads

>>67381782
It's a song, lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbeSggrPwVU

>>67381964
Rocco and his brothers

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>>67381929

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>right anon it's after 6 so you can go on runescape but ONLY for an hour

>>67381964
boyz in the hood

>>67381949
girls above 30 who are virgins
girls with mental illnesses

>>67381986
>im on fucking amphetamines
literally hitler

>>67381580
This was great ha ha

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>>67381929
Sadly, Donald Trump does not have the power of a dictator. Hypothetically if he were to try to pass any of the same laws Hitler passed, they would be rejected by Congress.

It's a shame because it would be really fun to watch America become Nazi Germany.

>>67381964
Brother From Another Planet

I Vow To Thee is the best song that has ever been produced

Some good posts tonight, this one however

>>67381577

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>>67381888
Dave taking the Chinese President to the pub was a truly bizarre thing. Dave is more eccentric than people realise.

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>>67381956
Can imagine your receding whispy hair swinging around as you laugh thinking you got the better of me

will not be giving him a (You)

hey paul let's have a ball

>>67381577
hahaha no

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Why do Americans even bother?

>>67382016
>girls with mental illnesses
nearly did a thing with a bi-polar girl but then i found out she accused someone of rape and went to court over it and i blocked her number haha

>>67381964
don't be a menace

what should i do with my old sex toys?

never use some but feel bad throwing them away

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imagine being this handsome

>>67381973
me underneath the plane on the right

>>67382082
oxfam

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>do urine test at work
>should have no protein in urine because it indicates liver failure (50mg is bad)
>piss in bottle
>maximum protein in urine colour thing
>over 1000mg


I don't even care Tbh, take me God

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need a pink hair gf

>>67382091
imagine no religion

>>67382073
me on the right

>>67382073
lel

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feel like pure shit just want her back

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>>67381919
good lad

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all me

If someone went up to your family, friends and people that you know and asks them their honest opinion of you and told them that you would never find out, what would they say?

got £60 to last me until payday lads

how degen is it to buy used underwear online?

>>67381919
our metros are all the same only difference is that there's older/modern ones, diffrent seats and wheel structure

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>work tomorrow
>and the next day
>and the next day
>and the next day
>and the next day
>and the next week
>and the next month
>and the next year
>and the next decade
>and the next decade
>and the next decade
>and the next decade

>>67382184
state of those tats

>>67382184
YUCK!!!!

>>67382047
give me one haha? ;)xx

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very unsettling train

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>>67381952
Trains and the shit man, all the trains where I am were off this weekend, so there was 1 replacement bus every 2 hours rather than a train every 10 minutes. Every time a bus arrived there were only 5 seats available - fucking pandemonium at the station.

>>67382184
fake lips

>>67382208
probably that I'm an arrogant, selfish twat

>>67382221
can't you afford new underwear?

i haven't felt truly wanted or desired or loved in so long and it's all i want i miss true intimacy so much

looking forward to work tomoz

>>67382266
no used womens underwear to wank with

do NOT reply to it

>>67382269
runt (fact)

>>67382275
opposite here, have become completely content living my life for myself and not getting drawn into other peoples problems

feels good

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trying to stop wanking and wanked twice today

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>>67382252
Could be worse, could be just plain ugly.

>>67382285
why mate?

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Haven't heard from him since the election results, getting worried xxx

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>>67382259
I fucking hate it when I have to get a replacement bus
they're electrifying the line I take to uni and if I finish late or stay behind I have to get the bus which takes forever and always standing room only for like an hour and a half

Things I find oddly sexy: when a girl is clearly very posh but makes an effort to do commoner-type things

>>67382269
>wide hips
>feminine hands
>small tits

give me your # gurl

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ahh yes

We should've died in 2012 when we had the chance

roc marciano tbqh

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work tomorrow lads

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*approaches a corner at speed*

WAHEY

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British cities are shit

>>67382229
don't

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479009546308.webm
fuck me lads, the absolute state of the usa

>>67382359
the state of her

>>67382377
CROYDON
R
O
Y
D
O
N

>>67382317
because i like my work and its not wageslaving
im not paid like a billionaire either enough to live on my own and afford to spend here and there but I like doing the work I do
its very far from being alienating like a lot of soulless jobs some poor lads here do

>>67382359
That first name, good lord

>>67382342
still find it weird /pol/ got so triggered by that lad. thought he must have done some long twatty rant or something from all the pictures of him but he's only in that vid for about 2 seconds.

>>67382364
2012 was a shit year

tfw no bf

>>67382377
better not be texting lad haha

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B U I L D

>>67381966
No. McGregor won last night.

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>>67382391

>>67382215
paki

>>67382385
>muh sky scrapers

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>>67382391
Trump better do something about this

>>67382452
sorry but i am white

>>67382406
what's the job?

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>>67382377
I see you've taken on my gimmick
proud of you

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cooking is dangerous

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>>67382359
>quiessence

>>67382391
woof woof

>>67382022
Did you know that Republicans need something like 2 more states before they can actually amend the Constitution?

*fires up the dualit electric percolator*

>>67382476
I've been cooking for decades and have never hurt myself

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fuck off facebook ;_;

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>>67382119
crikey lad

see a doctor

you a heavy drinker?

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>>67382359
creme de la crop

>>67382391
absolute state of yanks

>>67382391
would bang the puppy girl 2bh

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>>67382440
That's why there aren't any Irish flags here

>>67382475
check the archives lad I started it

>>67382462
getting too personal here but its related to arts & culture

>>67382502
can't see it from my balcony and can't be arsed to go outside and see it lool

https://twitter.com/Channel4News/status/797127392741376000

wish I could pull this lad and just say "mate, can you just shut up i've got a headache and i want to go home"

>>67382531
so you're a bender?

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>>67382229
cannot WAIT to be hearing this at 5:30am tomorrow morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNpXCzaWW1s

legitimately BUZZING

literally all of us are going to die

>>67382385
sheffield mentioned

>>67382557
banter all you like, it'll never get the mines open again

>>67382546
same desu

>>67382504
I don't drink at all

Also go running 3 times a week

>>67382557
FOY
this is a bloody yank maymay

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made paster

>>67382580
and proud of it haha

>>67382391
white women actually ENJOY degrading themselves like this

what do we do about the white women problem lads?

>>67382585
You're doing it wrong. You gotta wake up to something mellow and comforting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI-YR4LBzL0

>>67382385
post more cities lad, they give me a yearning feeling

>>67382502
Is it tonight or tomorrow?

>>67382601
actually i'm considering doing it, it'll take like 2 minutes

Greater London has lost it

>>67382476
pressure cooking?

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>>67382391

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>>67382641

going to need to learn a programming language for a future job
should i learn C, C++, Java or Python?

>>67382651
both apparently

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>tfw dolmioposting is dead

>>67382359
>real problems

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Christ
the STATE of BRITAIN

>>67382642
haha good lid

agnostic mystic here

don't throw any kind of drug paraphernalia (baggies, heat sealed mylar bags, etc.) in the bin because I'm worried (((they))) search them

>>67382687
your mum's pussy is so leathery you would think it was italian you nigger fag

>>67382669
start python then learn C

>>67382513
that's not the expression you spanner

it's either creme de la creme or cream of the crop

>>67382651
oh yeah it's tomorrow
>>67382655
not at its biggest tonight apparently

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>>67382697
>not posting the fill version

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gf just sent me this

>>67382697
All me

>>67382669
a good programmer can pick up any language they want in like a week, they use the best tool for the job ;^)

but python is fairly easy, don't only use that because it's shite for any big projects

I could fucking deck every cunt I TT

>>67382645
get black gfs lads

>>67382697
Reading about the Cod Wars makes me angry.
It was iterally political bullying of post-Empire Britain.
We should've slapped Iceland's shit but it's like it would've been like stamping on Mike Tysons puppy infront of him.

>>67382717

when i snorted heroin and didn't like it i threw the remaining junk in a stream

>>67382734
good plan short man

>>67382759
>>67382697
man the cold war was weird

>>67382738
still might go out t'flat for a bit

bit bored

might do a walk to the shops and get something sugary for bant

>>67382552
actually sounds like such a melt

like I get he's playing dress up and doing all the youth parliament shit but come on lad, wind your neck in

also what's all this applause nonsense? if you want to play grown ups and act parliamentary then play by the rules

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>muh pride of the seas
>gets btfo by an upstart hastily built numerically inferior navy

>>67382760
oh my CHRISTING FUCK

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>>67382669
ideally you should learn C first but Python is easier and more useful in terms of finding work

also you won't become a good programmer if you're shit at math so get some mathbooks too.

>>67382784
wrap my shit in toilet paper and throw it down the toilet desu

that'll do right

>>67382697
funny how Australia didn't help but NZ did
I bet if yanks were involved the poopeelians would be rushing to the atlantic

really makes you think

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gf just made me a roast dinner and didn't make yorkshire puddings

>>67382791
pick me up an oreo dairy milk

>>67382307
here's a solution: don't wank

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>>67382770
nah im alright

>>67382461
Paki like you aren't white.

>>67382797
I would post a serious response but given your flag...

>>67382552
>one trip pony

>>67382513
>creme de la crop

what is it with micks and getting common sayings wrong?

>>67382717
and how could they trace you back with an empty bag

>>67382760
I want a girl from brum

lads should I bother going back to college and do a CS course or just learn programming languages, get certificates and go look for a job?

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>>67382697
>>67382759
>>67382797

delete

>>67382813
>Poo Peeland proud to have lost to fucking Iceland just to score some good boy points with the UK
Ah yes, just like old times
Cucks

>>67382841
i am literally as white as they get

>>67382797
we won jutland though, as evidence by the fact the german navy spent the rest of the war blockaded in port

The fucking state of this program on BBC2

zac

>>67382647
tried to do all that waking up relaxed nonsense and it doesn't work

>>67382797
>ireland
>one million die due to smelly spuds

>A South Sea yank replies to me

hmmmm

>>67382814
Neuron activity off the charts

>>67382810
doing a physics bachelors, final year and i've noticed that a lot of jobs want graduates with programming language knowledge in the languages i listed so i think it'll be good to get ahead of the rest by learning one or two

already know some basic Mathematica, VisualBasic (hate it) and write everything in LaTeX

>>67382884
bbc literally needs to be gutted and rebuilt from the ground up

complete marxist trash

>>67382870
>pakis
>white

>>67382760
This is one upper crust top tier slag, more?

>>67382760
absolutely gormless, nothing behind those eyes

face looks like it was grafted from a bratz doll

good whammers though

>>67382929
ahh yes, settle down lads i'm about to read all of this

>>67382814
I am COMPLETELY uncalcified.

>>67382500
what a waste

>>67382929
that video was actually quite good once he got past the insulting trump part

he's right tbf

>>67382937
https://www.reddit.com/r/DemiRoseMawby/

>>67382697
Why exactly were they allowed to get away with that? We could have wiped Iceland from the face of the Earth.

It's not like they had the Soviets backing them up or any vital resource they could withhold.

The entire thing doesn't make sense.

>>67382941
I'd giver her a good going over but I can't see her having a good personality

going shops

not getting anyone anything apart from a dairy milk oreo bar

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>the first lady of the united states of america

>>67382869
Good boy points with the UK are worth more than outright cowardice Bruce

>>67382995
>>67382995
>>67382995

>>67382966
yeah I expected it to be a load of nonsense like his others but he hit the nail on the head

what the fuck just realised we had a bigger population than the uk
swear 6 years ago it was different

>>67383004
bit racist that we never saw Michelle ObabO like this

>pretty good looking
>decent with girls
>work with quite a few
>they say I have a nice bum
>randomly started grabbing it and slapping it
>enjoyed it to begin with because I'm not gay
>now its getting annoying and they seem to do it when I least expect which startles me
>really get pissed off when they make me jump

I tell them to tone it down and they just 'WOOOOOOOO' and think its a fucking game.

Gonna start grabbing their arses and cupping their fannies and see how they like it.