/brit/

Trump

Got a ton of upvotes on KnowYourMeme lads.

alaska, colorado, oregon, washington, DC, california, massachusetts, Nevada, Maine

legal weed in these states now

trump

*scratches back of head akwardly*

the custodian

KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING SCUMBAGS

bean

http://www.strawpoll.me/11613518

*wakes up*
*checks /r/all*

dear oh dear

just had a wank and my hand smells like aloe vera

>>67218134
how legal

heads down boys, he's here

*nervously looks around*

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>>67218170
You have to leave now

>>67218146
sorry i can't hear you over that wall

post toot

kek i know it's the mail but the prospect it just too kekworthy to ignore

>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3916422/I-want-Trump-s-ambassador-EU-Nigel-Farage-says-accept-job-Donald-wins-election-s-booked-flight.html

>Nigel Farage gloats over Donald Trump’s victory as he flies into America TODAY in a bid to be Donald's ambassador to the EU

kek could you IMAGINE are nige as the american representative to the european union? just his smug face as he says FUNNY ISN'T IT yet again

Business idea: go round ireland with the lads and pelt potatoes at the paddies

>>67218134
>ywn have a cheeky spliff with the boys while eskimo bashing in alaska

why live

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Why was the new thread immediately before this one deleted but this one is fine?

Fuck you janny you fucking loser.

Made the mistake of suggesting to a group that we could all go for drinks. So now I'm sat in a pub on my own as I'm obliged to turn up since I suggested it.

I'll probably just be sitting on my own for half an hour then pack up and leave. Don't mind going to a pub on my own normally but right now it looks like I've been stood up. Which I have.

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>>67218228
>just his smug face as he says FUNNY ISN'T IT yet again
mfw contemplating this scene

>>67218228
would absolutely love this

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How do you think he reacted?

can't believe that poles are considered inferior in the UK

>>67218318
suicide

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just flossed for the first time ever lads

FUCK ME why didn't I do this sooner

so grim to think that shit was between my teeth

fucking REEKED


thanks to whoever it was that suggested getting some of these

>>67218228
I can't wait, EU's worst nightmare

come 'ere, come 'ere nigel

https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/796257437175025664

>>67218336
>he actually fell for it

>>67218228
How can anyone deny that a Trump and Brexit Britain would make Britain Great again

>>67218318
He's died of AIDS by now. His wife's son is probably livid.

>>67218318
probably fucked a white male

*fixes fly*

>>67218276
Haha

Kill yourself

Got asked to go down the pub for some drinks by this absolute mong.

Me and the lads have decided to string him along and stand the tosser up.

>>67218228
>finally think they've got rid of him
>he comes back as a fucking ambassador

the ultimate act of banter

don't you have to be a US/EU citizen though

>>67218318
oh fuck lol this is a great question
this guy made me personally realise a lot about life and hating yourself
he is everything I never want to be

>>67218367
THE DREAM TEAM

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bed soon

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>>67218228
max cheekiness from the brexit brothers

>>67218413
A white male?

>>67218413
To be fair I hate myself just not for being white or male or anything

YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE

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currently in the pub being drank by some billy no-mates hahaha

>>67218402
>EU citizen
he still is ;^)

>>67218367
is this old?

why did Nigel say "pleasure to meet you"? autistic mong

>>67217948
no, colbert fell in line for hillary from the start

Imagine what Moot is thinking right now. He basically allowed a man who literally no one wanted to become president become president. What do you think his colleagues at Google think of his involvement with /pol/ and the alt right?

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>Trump wants to ban this

the current shitstorm in my office haha

trying very hard not to be smug

>>67218466
Guinness actually

I am the janitor and I demand respect

>>67218457
parking bulawayo!!! bulaWAHEYo!!!!!!!! WAHEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>67218477

Will the last 3 states fucking hurry up? The fuck are they doing?

>>67218477
moot was Time Man of the Year

That's basically the US version of a Knighthood

He don't give a shit what people think

*wants to scratch balls but is in public so moves legs akwardly until it feels a bit less itchy*

>>67218503
unless you want to be a turbo billy no-mates I suggest you stay schtum

YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE

>>67218175
buy it at a store legal

How are the commie slags taking the news?

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what does he mean by 'fight'?

>>67218456
literally exactly what I mean desu
obviously I still hate myself but it'll never be for the fucking stupid reasons that the Huffington Post would like me to

>>67218228
why would the US want a negotiations ambassador to the EU who does literally nothing but shitpost

>>67218474
I thought losing the comedy central persona would make him have some impartiality. Don't even like republicans but the bias is infuriating.

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Well done you sheeple

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>>67218503
embrace it

>>67218535
Apologising profusely for FUCKING WHITE MALES

>>67218572
basically write passive aggressive opinion pieces for failing lefty newspapers until the next election

>>67218503
Unless you want to be a turbo beta I suggest you come out of the trump closet

>>67218572
Complain

>>67218564
not medicinal?

you could just light up on the street and cops cant do anything?

>>67218439
or fucking one

>>67218572
let more men have intercourse with his wife

>>67218480
I want to have sex with this woman. Also for her to be my gf.

>>67218593
strange that the first result for this quote on google is that he never said anything of the sort

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/election/article113364283.html
amazingly accurate, truly the next nate silver

>>67218638
he's bent

I WANT ALL THE FUCKING WHITE MALES TO LEAVE THIS THREAD NOOOOOOOW

*scrolls down thread*

hmmm there isn't very much slagposting in here is there

*reaches bottom of thread*

deary me

*sneezes in hand and snot came out but you're in public so you have to hide it while it dries in your hand*

>>67218660
whatever I don't care, just make up your own cuck joke in your head

>>67218645
I just want a gf

Genuinely starting to think love just doesn't happen for some people

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https://youtu.be/76PHzENMQ04

nearly friday lads

such is the life of a wagie

>>67218550
>That's basically the US version of a Knighthood
lel

>>67218673
janny's been about
really annoying me too tbqhwy

>>67218652
>Silver's team at FiveThirtyEight projected that Hilary Clinton had a 71% chance of win

>>67218567
I also ponder this

>>67218572
>defined by Hatred

Are these people for real? We live in the most open tolerant society that ever existed, with stuff that was unimaginable even 100 years ago.

And this era is defined by hatred because you didn't get your own way? Go fuck yourself you whiny cunts.

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>>67218673
ah go on then might as well

>>67218556
*keep schtum

yeah yeah I'm janny

>>67218677
That's why you carry a hankie

how dare white people vote as a cohesive racial unit for once!

want to kill myself

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>>67218673
sorry mate delivery error, ain't got slags in but I've got qts if that'll do?

>>67218550
we were all Time's person of the year in 2006

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posting a litmus slag

>michigan, new hampshire and arizona still to call

wat

interesting little tid bit here lads

Italy is having a referendum on EU membership

>>67218750
Know the feeling

Wouldn't do it though because it would make my mum sad

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The left keep eating themselves yet continue to find a way to eat even more

>>67218790
mamma mia

>>67218749
>he sees race

404: Pineal gland not found

>>67218790
source?

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>>67218697
>tfw I've booked Friday off because it's my birthday

>>67218783
>child's shoe on floor

nop

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;_;7

nah, the tears from a trumps victory are not funny.....no one liked hillary clinton tbqh

>>67218802
at least they aren't blaming white men anymore

>>67218790
They won't leave. They need it more than we did.

>>67218790
>‘Italy must obey’ Juncker threatens Italian PM as he scrambles to hold failing EU together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

>>67218812
step dad

first article that came up:
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/730148/Jean-Claude-Juncker-Matteo-Renzi-Italy-Eurozone-EU-referendum-European-Commission

>>67218862
fucking weeb

lol
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/10650898/watch-donald-trump-make-the-199192-rumbelows-cup-draw

>>67218802
They lack self awareness

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>>67218870
>express

yeah deffo opening that link mate

>>67218912
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37503225

been up since 11am yesterday, I think..
no wait.. I woke up, the election was last night.. yeah, haven't slept since then

>>67218755

Imagine dating a girl that attractive. I'd not even know what to do.

Getting really bored of the same old description of Trump by the left. It's always in the same order, too. It always goes "racist" then "sexist" then "xenophobic". It's like a catchphrase they just say

imagine crying about an election
fucking hell get a grip

>>67218921
thats not an eu refendum you utter dick pipe

post toot

>>67218921
>bbc

yeah that one and all lad, keep them coming!

>>67218711
they both predicted hillary to have well over 300 electoral college votes

>>67218945

Legitimately pathetic. No one should be that invested in politics.

>>67218932
he is technically those things though

*scratches ass in public and a cute girl saw it and gives you a disgusted look and you will think about that embarassing moment everytime you try to sleep*

>>67218624
Think you cant smoke it in front of kids. But yeah, non medicinal

Ive bought it before in colorado and we just walked around smoking it

>>67218929
Bit gay

>>67218980
Proof? I've been waiting a year for it

>>67218929
>Imagine dating a girl

Haha

>>67218929
I feel the exact same way lad

literally would not know what to do with myself, would probably keel over with a heart attack a month in worried that she's found someone better

>>67218921
Not on the eu you mong

MR OBAMA
YOU ARE FIRED

>>67218983
>you will never go to the US and smoke a fat blunt while taking a selfie with a police officer

>>67218981
>Ass

FOY

>>67219017
>>67218956
thanks for reading it for me lol

>>67218802
>The left keep eating themselves
I was chatting to a mate about this earlier today
the left has the most self destructive and self sabotaging campaigning imaginable
hope Trump winning makes the left of every country realise that being a stupid little bitch doesn't get you anywhere

>>67219057
a simple quick look at the date was all i needed to know what you were referring to

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Lads even Hillary says to give Trump a chance yet millenials are whinging and crying and acting like the world is over

>>67218997
don't get me wrong i'm not a whining libtard

but calling a blanket ban of muzzies is definitively racist and xenophobic

>>67218932

they're programmed automatons

>>67219022
the best part is trump and obama DESPISE each other on an entirely personal level. trump was a major obama hater his entire presidency, and obama roasted trump at a dinner party and campaigned for hillary harder than any president i know of has campaigned for someone

brexit tears were rather better

Hate myself and want to die

Wish I was asexual and cared about nothing other than myself. Life would be so much better

>>67219138
i agree desu

What if my vote had nothing to do with hating gays, or women, but I actually just preferred Trumps stance on foreign affairs?

>>67219132

It bothers me a lot that Trump got the last laugh in that pissing match.

And what a laugh it is.

Trump deserved a roasting for that birther bollocks.

>>67219142

I'll take two hahahaha

>Waitrose Christmas food catalogue has last order dates for Thanksgiving

Since when did we celebrate fucking thanksgiving?

>>67219132
i heard that the obamas hated the clintons

>>67219142
>no penis
no thanks

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>tfw no gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfmkgQRmmeE

>>67219142
MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE ML RMORE

>>67219128
It wasn't a blanket ban. It was a ban on Muslims from Islamic extremist countries until ISIS are defeated.

>>67219138
>>67219158
completely disagree. this is much worse. The suicide hotline oculdnt take any more calls last night

There are millions and millions of people crying on national television

No one really cares much about the UK. Trump impacts everyone

>>67219185
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2014/nov/27/britsgiving-one-in-six-britons-celebrate-thanksgiving

Just saw this.

What a load of bollocks, 1 in 6?

>>67219197
who is this seamen demon

>Trump wins and Will Smith's dad die in the same day

Imagine the day he's having

*see nigger in train chatting with a white girl and you can't help but imagine sucking his dick*

>>67219161
Nah lad you hate gays and blacks, fuck you for not wanting to get involved in wars you prick

bum me

>>67219185
Yanks living here maybe?

>>67219207
i can't see that stuff though, would rather see online butthurt

>>67219161
Yeah, right. That's like saying Brexit voters voted for Brexit for any reason other than being a racist. Fucking mong

>>67219207
no one expected brexit to win, while trump was receiving support from celebrities, tom brady and democrats who hated clinton

>>67219161
then you still have to pay full price to get your white robes and pointy hood dry cleaned
you literal nazi
regards,
buzzfeed politics

>tfw no smelly bum gf

>>67219221
>millionaire

not arsed

give me a pornstar to wank to lad, milf preferably

drumpfkins btfo!

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rate my fit

>>67219216

Literally no way that's true.

>>67219258

alright love can you move out the way I'm trying to look at the dresses

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please be merciful jenny

>>67219259
No one expected Trump to win you stupid fuck. Are polls are genuinely much more accurate than british ones and they all had Clinton as a 90% favorite.

>>67219294
kelly hart

>>67219186
if they do, it didn't have any impact on their apparent enthusiasm on the trail. it may just have been their hatred of trump
>>67219178
weird, makes me laugh. i hope trump tells him "you're fired" at his innauguration

Anyone else here who would kill themselves if it wouldn't bother their family? They're the only people who really care anyway.

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>On a course at work
>Got talking to a girl about Trump
>She says he's a rapist and a racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic bigot who isn't shouldn't have been allowed to run
>Agree with her enthusiastically

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>you're walking past a group of schoolgirls when one of them does this suggestive gesture
wot do?

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Why do Tesco keep shitting up their good stuff? Used to love their Broccoli and Stilton soup; new recipe, bam, it's shit. Spicy Italian pasta whatever thing; perfect level of spice, right on the edge of too hot, tasty as fuck. New recipe. Tame. Lack of flavour.

Why

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>>67219258
OH COME ON JUST SHOW ME HER HARDCORE PORN VID ALRESDY

*pays for television even tough you don't have one*

>>67219346
get a grip you fucking sap

>>67219326
nah
political experts said that trump would win easily against clinton

>>67219376
she doesn't have any she's pure

probably a virgin

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>>67219375
god damn

Doing movember lads and not even sure I can grow a moustache

How long until peach fuzz becomes a moustache?

>>67219359
did a post trump memes in the work chat app and play nationalistic murrican music all day today

people think i'm a meme master now, but they don't get it's just post ironic

>>67219236
Nonsense, yanks don't live in my Britain

dont like how he is quoting now

>>67219311
I'm not gonna read the article cause I'm a piece of shit
but my hotly requested opinion:
if my friends and I were all free on whatever date thanksgiving is, I'd happily use it as an excuse to get us together for a meal. Not because I give a shit about pilgrims (?) or native americans (??) but because I like food and my pals

>>67219425
keep shaving it

Should I be texting her every day, lads?

I don't always have something to say.

>>67219414
source? Not a clean water source, I know you dont have one of those.

>>67219375
BRAAAAAP

>>67219372
Since they're under 18 yo - just walk away. It will be better.

>>67219393
jokes on you, I don't even pay my license license fee

>>67219425
just give up mate

unless you can't pull off clean shaven because of your weak features or feminine face, in which case just stick with it and look like a tramp

>>67219372
get flustered and hurry off elsewhere, embarrassed

>>67219445
good post

>>67219456
not a political expert, but still
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/09/23/trump-is-headed-for-a-win-says-professor-whos-predicted-30-years-of-presidential-outcomes-correctly/

>>67219471
ayy blyat

>>67219395
Nah

I'm just a colossal arsehole and loser. Haven't had a gf for six years, all my friends are temporary and I hate what I'll be inevitably doing as a job. There's nothing I can see that's worth living for except from inconveniencing other people.

*smacks lips profusely*

>>67219197
10/10

do NOT care anymore

>>67219372
give her a wink and walk off

>>67219502
thank you i worked very hard on it

waiting for my chicken to do a cooking

>>67219519
>One professor
>Compared to every major network and polling service

Just stop

that german lad is weird

Lets list things that describe trump

racist
sexist
misogynistic
islamophobic
homophobic
transphobic
xenophobic

>>67219585
he's danish

All these slags are boring.

Someone post a good trap.

>>67219536

23 yr old kv here and even I think you're pathetic

You think we should tell Hillary why she lost?
I feel like we owe it to her to spread the word of KEK

>>67219585
>not filtering Germany
>2016

Walking around smiling smugly like an autist at the thought president trump

>>67219595

billionaire

>>67219612
I don't think danelad is the one actionposting
also I think he's some londoner who's living somewhere else for a while

Any brits in here? I have a question

>8 trannies have killed themselves in the wake of Trump's win
He cannot stop winning.

My life's a series of failures

It embarrasses me how there are complete losers who have more success with women than I do

>>67219595
god-emperor
chosen of kek
meme master

>>67219595

has excellent business sense, teamed up with a home electronics chain in order to sell steaks

posting with a empty buxton water bottle in my mouth

>>67219693
this tbqh

>>67219374
cut backs after brexit

well

I've got absolutely no respect for my cock & bollocks

you'll have to speak up i'm wearing a towel

>>67219693
literal child. underage b&

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the resistance begins

>>67219676
there's no Brits in /brit/

we are all just larpers

>>67219595
OLD and white

are the lads all here?

>>67219634
Yeah I pretty much am.

As I said, I'd top myself if it wasn't for family. Just wish there was a way I could completely change my personality.

>>67219200
It was a blanket ban, don't you remember Trump saying "exceptions would be made" when Sadiq Khan criticised him for it?

He's most definitely xenophobic and prejudiced, but so are a growing number of the Western people so it's more tolerated.

Fucking whites wanted to take america back for themselves after they accidentally voted for Obama twice

>>67219695
Crease

CANZUK when

>>67219779
yeah i'm here and there's deano, smithy, big andy, smithy and abdul

30% of hispanics voted for Trump BUT FUCK THE OLD WHITE MEN FOR HANDING HIM THE PRESIDENCY

>>67219773
>black lives

how can they still be missing the point? as the rustbelt voted to kill black people. why don't leftist respond to legitimate economic concerns anymore

>>67219785
>>>/r9k/
>>>/wizardchan/

what film should I watch

When I was a kid after 9/11 every time I went to the airport I was v scared of every middle eastern person I saw

*eats frogs*

is the brit mex poster still visiting?

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REALLY need a cuddle

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>>67219779

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I'mWithHer

>>67219839
Cuban exiles hate obama for making peace with castro . it wasn't mexicans

>>67219859
taxi driver, get prepared for trumps america

>>67219882
>500x749
NOT A FAN

woops had caps lock on, meant not a fan

>>67219870
see lads
he's not so bad

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got a feeling trump might be a boring + shit POTUS instead of an exciting + shit one

>>67219859
Satyajit Ray's Apu trilogy

>>67219859
comando with arnold swarzenegger
>>67219882
who is this

>>67219859
kes

>>67219893
>
b

>>67219893
they look like and propably are uber-normies

>>67219859
ghost in the shell 1995

>>67219942
my gf

>>67219907
>>67219942
>>67219950
Sorry I only watch the Criterion Collection

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hmm

>>67219896
what a fine female specimen

*never gave a pounding and calls his currency pound to compensate*

>>67219859
Birth of a nation

Visiting the parents desu

had a couple of beers and then a shit ton of steak & kidney pie my mum made. can't even be arsed to do calisthenics smdh, this day is dead.

Is Are Sara hated by her fellow comrades for being pro-brexit?

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>>67219779
Yea

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pure cancer

how have 3 states still to declare? did the counters just give up?

>>67219991
i think the apu trilogy is criterion
now watch it

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>>67219991
>Criterion Collection

get watching then lad

>>67219991
Criterion Collection is load of shit. It even has Tiny Furniture on it now.

what happened to toblerone

>t2

how do you make a sequel of a film that was solely about taking smack

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>>67219772
no u

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Michael Moore said Brits regret Brexit.
Is it true?

i am waiting for a bus

>>67220057
is this why young people don't vote

>>67220062

american education

counting is hard

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fucked this lads gf a while back on a one night stand

>>67220078
Bah! Hoisted by my own petard

guess Ill have to watch it

>>67220109
No
He knows nothing

>>67220157
it's great

>>67219991
taxi driver is criterion you pleb

https://www.criterion.com/current/posts/818-taxi-driver

Does not feel like Trumpis going to be President at all.

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>always rate myself as more intelligent, perceptive and aware than other people
>consciously know at the same time that I am a total fucking loser working in a £16.5k wagecuck job with no degree, no gf, no mates, nothing to be proud of and a slow, mushy mind that is rotting from the core

Dunno why my brain tries so hard to convince itself that it's better than other people when objectively it is not.

>>67220109
remain would probably edge a second referendum for what it's worth

>>67220206
>rate myself
first mistake

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screeching

>>67220109
only the remainers

>>67220206
Partaking in the great Chan already makes you superior

>>67220183
liberal assassination plot upcoming

>>67220144
What a cuck

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>>67220144
>A squid like you
Is this new yankspeak? I like it desu

*eats snails*

>>67220206
you need to start working towards self actualisation or you will never be happy

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don't know if I can stomach another christmas day and NYE on /brit/

>>67220324
Go the pub

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>>67220307
wrong flag

>>67220206

I get this too senpai. I was always top at school, now I'm just some average wagecuck normie.

I realised that there's not really such thing as being smarter than other people.

I may be book smart, but loads of people are social smart or good at something else and that's what matters.

It's hard to accept after all the films and media we consume that we might in fact, rather be unique and super intelligent, just be distinctly average at best.

just had a great wank

>>67220109
Yes

GROẞBRITANNIEN ERWACHE

>>67220206
because every vaguely intelligent kid gets told they can do whatever they want by parents, teachers etc.

only as you get older you realise that's a load of shit and only geniuses actually achieve something in life

>>67220352

one time i put a biro down my japs eye

it hurt

>>67220362
If only

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what are you getting the gf for christmas lads?

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Imagine being Barron Trump

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cannot fucking wait for christmas lads

by far the best time of the year. especially since I moved to colorado

>>67220362
perfection

>>67220350
little tip your bike chain is really easy to break
be careful

>>67220415
was thinking this all through his speech

>>67220415
>>67220435
It was 2am and he's 10 years old