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Are Jezza edition
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willa
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Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
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THIS IS THE NEW AMERICA UNDER DRUMPF
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Imagine being a grown adult right?
And now imagine refusing to eat big boy food in front of your peers and embarrassing yourself
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+1 for uncle sam
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Goodnight lads
*kills self*
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neurons are positively stimulated right now
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>>67221105
Really brings people together this post.
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if luke aaron moore can do it.

so can you.
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Will the left ever recover, lads?

And why is my news feed full of bitterness? You'd think that Trump was elected as the leader of the UK, not a foreign nation across the Atlantic.
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>>67221152
not one word
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>no woman will EVER be interested in you
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>>67221169

>taking a bite of your big boy food and throwing a tantrum when you don't like it, spilling your meal all down your bib in the process
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>decent looking
>tall
>somewhat charming
>get on well with everyone
>get shags quite easily
>can't maintain a relationship
>no friends

any amateur psychologists want to diagnose me?
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We're breaking the conditioning
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>>67221152
Trump is such a mong
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setting an alarm for 1:30am to watch an e-sports match then going back to sleep after it

runt life nigga
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does anyone actually put in their electricity meter readings
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what the hell is there to be fussy about in a christmas dinner? its just meat, veg and gravy.

fussy eaters need a slap.
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>>67221125
Literally me
Also used to think actors didn't really kissed each other because their real spouse would be pissed
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I never denied being a runt

Fuck all of you, this is the last time I try to articulate my feelings
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>>67221240
tell me about your father and your relationship with him
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Just had a poo after being constipated for 3 days haha
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two toot posters are here
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>>somewhat charming
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>>67221274
you eat it at christmas
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>>67221240
>get shags quite easily

How?
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AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>67221277
worst lie of my life was when I though WWE Smackdown/Raw was real and all the scenario/happenings in that were real too
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might record a vocaroo yelling carmela could you please shut the door
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Absolute radio silence from this George Soros, state and Labour Party funded organisation, not one single word...
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>buy some festoon bulbs off ebay for my car
>white bulbs that look so much better than yellow
>supposed to look like pic related
>NOWHERE near as bright
>was gonna use them for my licence plate light as well but would get done because you wouldn't see it

Is it something to do with my car or did the chinks do me?
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live in north
uni in south
radio in east
so shh hut yuh muh
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>>67221203
Pretty much this.

If people are feeling hard done by the answer is not to beat them more and tell them to accept it and rope in loads of celebrities out of touch with the real world to tell them to accept it, instead it's to give them hope.

Trump offered some form of hope and didn't hate them for their concerns.

The fact that anybody is shocked he won baffles me, particularly after the EXACT same thing happened with brexit.
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>>67221232
you are making me erect
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>>67221381
PLEASE do this
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Brexit, Donald Trump, and the coming Nationalist tsunami across Europe are a result of the total betrayal of the majority white populations in Western nations.

No longer will we stand for corrupt politicians selling our nations out to globalism to line their own pockets and massage their own egos. No longer will we stand for the them destroying our identity, no longer will we stand for the leftist lies, no longer will we stand for the poisoning of our culture, no longer will we stand for the mental abuse of our children at the hands of the mind grooming academic establishment, no longer will we allow a Lügenpresse (lying press) to decieve us into supporting the globalist race nation and culture destroying agenda.
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DO not care
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>>67221427
effort though

maybe tomorrow

remind me
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ah yes you runts are very interested in the american

BUT

did you know

that 7 people died in a train crash in south london today
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I got a phone call from Jammer
Cause Chip wants to know if it's beef or music
And Chip don't want no trouble
Chip definitely doesn't wanna see me when I lose it
Alright Jammer, come, let's do this
I grab Chip in a headlock and use him
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>>67221222
t-thanks
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>>67221368
Oh fudge sorry Anon I didn't mean to stir a sorrowful past
Not even this one is real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuesauNtqTU
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>Be Londoner
>Get TRAM'd

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37919658
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>>67221407
how could a man with a uni degree be bussin up mic and chattin his greaze
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>>67221464
did any british people die or were they just londoners?
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>>67221350
quite easily
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>>67221139
do any Dutch birds take your fancy?
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got home from work and done a cheeky nap

starving I ain't had any dinner
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>>67221203
Literally this
They are lucky Trump is who rose up
If it went on another 5 years we'd have gotten a literal hitler
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what are some topics of conversation to talk about with a qt girl at work

never have anything interesting to say
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>>67221464
>london
>"people"
err..?
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>>67221222

I don't want women, I want girls PBUH
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>>67221508
/brit/
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got long girlish eyelashes

women have said they're great but they look bizarre on me because the rest of my face is quite angular and manly
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>>67221496
why aren't you in bed mister?
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>>67221508
rare kevin collection
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>>67221464
ah yes...the so-called """incident""" in South London....a ghastly catastrophe mhmm, yes indeed very much so.
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>>67221485
GOOD lad
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>>67221544
i am in bed :o
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>>67221311
your fedora game is really improving
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>>67221536
>PBUH
you what mate
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>>67221464
>Statistically non-whites dying
dont care
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>>67221464
>train

"tram"
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>>67221222

i know of several women who are interested in bringing me to justice
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kill yourselves fucking scumbags
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>get done for speeding the other day
>waitintg to here back from them
>driving earlier
>see camera van on dual carriageway
>thankfully was within the speed limit
>couple hours later driving along
>doing slightly more than the speed limit (37 in 30)
>speed camera at the adjacent junction
>not parked up but driving

Please tell me these poxxy bastards can't do you whilst they're driving along.

I don't purposely speed but I just drift off and unless I check my speed every 5 seconds I end up doing more or less than the limit.
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>>67221564
me too but I need to go poo :0
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>>67221240
Sounds like you want to have sex with your mother.
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>>67221407
>taking a photo of your screen
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>>67221508
The election
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gays need to pack their bags theyre next
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seriously sick of wage slaving lads
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>>67221601
then rollover and slosh one out on the side on of yer bed x
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Neuberger,_Baron_Neuberger_of_Abbotsbury
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>>67221240
your diagnosis has...arrived....it says you...are a """runt"""....very good
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>>67221577
this
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>>67221580
They count on catching you going over for just a moment
Thats literally the money making scam
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Dr Dre - The Chronic (1992)
Snoop Doggy Dogg - Doggystyle (1993)
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>>67221613

why, where are you going?
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>>67221653
the bin
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>>67221653
he's off to brighton
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>>67221508
Alex jones
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>>67221624
can't find the poop slipper >:C
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>finally cold enough to wear a jumper over dress shirt
>no longer have to iron anything but the collar

oh yes
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holy fuck

>>>/r9k/32632412
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Why do people give me shit looks when I tell them I placed a bet on Trump winning? Just because I bet on him winning doesn't mean I support him. I just correctly guessed he'd win. People are so fucking offended these days
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>>67221653
thailand for a spot of noncing
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WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR THE WALL
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Homosexuals should have "rights" they say.

End of Western Civilisation more like.
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>>67221508
print lq black and white Memes and hand them to her
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>>67221568
thanks :)
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>>67221701
absolute fucking madman
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>>67221691
>>67221685
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>>67221607
t. Freud
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really don't appreciate being impersonated in my safe space

>>67221290
nothing to tell really? standard fare
>>67221350
meet girls all over the place, met the last gf on a training course for work. once I've reeled them in my patter is usually quite good over text
>>67221607
never reply to me again
>>67221631
OR YOU
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me third from the left
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>>67221569
peace be upon him
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still got a gf who's in love with me and said it first to me and wants to move in with me, marry me and have kids and i dont feel scared off either
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Remember, our people were kings and queens while whitey was running around the tundra with sticks and clubs chasing mammoths and shit
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I've got a finnish gf
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won't feel like part of the human race until i've achieved sexual release inside a female
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>>67221764
disregard this post lads, I made it by mistake

in actuality I gobble stiff black knobs
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>>67221809
bent
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>>67221809
good lad
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>>67221642
Definitely a money-making scheme. Got mates who went on those driving awareness courses and they said there were people there who were only doing 1-2mph over the limit and still got done but there is fuck all you can say because even if it's 1mph you're still over. Stupid.

I can understand doing people for driving dangerously fast, for example, 45-50 in a 30 zone, but is 5mph more going to fucking hurt anything.
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>>67221824
are you trying to upset me
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did a shit in the shower and it was too big to stomp down the drain so i had to scoop it up and try and throw it in the toilet

only went and missed

flatmates will not be happy
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>>67221701
Nice maybe he can buy a life with all that money.
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>>67221501
excuse me?
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Need Trump assassinated ASAP
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>>67221856
do you like any Dutch women?
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>tfw managed to get a gf
>tfw had multiple chances to lose my virginity to her
>tfw haven't because i'm unable to maintain an erection long enough after foreplay to put on a condom and insert my member into her vagina

reckon it's the years of relentlessly fapping to trap porn lads.
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>won't feel like part of the human race until i've achieved sexual release inside a female
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did a shit that looked like sandra bullock

considered keeping it

didnt
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>>67221809
wait for a bit you never know
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>>67221875
none enough to have pictures of them on my computer desu
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>>67221885
yeah will prob cheat on me or something w/e
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MRAs are so wrong about feminism
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>>67221926
probably not but you must be sure you know what i mean
get to fully know each other and know yourself before taking such a big decision
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>>67221846
old meme
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but she's got a new hat!
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>>67221881
viagra is your friend

also try to stop worrying about getting hard
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goodnight xo
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Anyone else in Greenford lads?
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>>67221976
night xxx
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Trump wants to lower taxes what an evil racist
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>>67221809
trust me once you start living with the GF it's a game changer.

she'll start having a go at you for literally everything and will go on like a moody-bitch most of the time (pms aside)
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>>67221881
get some viagra

It's cheap as shit on tor>>67221882
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>trump is going to elect a goldman sachs employee as his treasury secretary
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>>67221976
nighty night xoxoxoxo
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asked the prot-gf how she's doing

no reply yet, might pop out for a fag and hope she's messaged when I get back
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Mate got me some hash that I'm picking up tomorrow.

How do I smoke this? Only ever smoked weed.
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>>67221976
sweet dreams
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Feel like my outlook on life has changed after the Trump win, lads.

I mean, Hillary would in all likelihood have made the better president, but after Brexit, and now this, I just feel like anything is possible you know?

I feel optimistic, chaps.
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I WILL NOT BE IGNORRRED
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>>67222018
>treasury secretary
It was even funnier when he said Carl Icahn would be his treasury secretary.
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>>67221970
where does one even get viagra.
isn't it quite expensive.
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>>67222018
thought that wasn't unusual
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>>67222021
>>67222039
fuck off smokers

we dont tolerate that shit here
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just want someone to cuddle at night haha and wake up in the morning and have toast with hahahaha
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>>67222039
scrape it and mix it with a cig and roll a zoot
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>>67221881
Cardio
Zinc + Vit D
Kegels
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what did they mean by this
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>>67222003
>>67221976
>>67222019
>>67222041
batty boys the lot of you
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>>67222087
>tfw doing all of these

it's psychological i think la
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>>67222063
tor my man
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>>67222067
smoke this you poof

*grabs bollocks*
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>>67222039
just crumble it onto some baccy in a rizla and smoke it you faggot. if it's shitty and hard you'll have to burn it with a lighter or it won't crumble. give it a second after you burn it though or you'll burn your fingers
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>>67221881
what the fuck
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>>67222039
put it in your rolling machine
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>>67222088

published one for either outcome you silly goose
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>>67222039
burn off small bits of it with a lighter into a fine dust and spread as normal
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>>67222099
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>>67222124
>faggot
fuck off yank
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Incredible step back for business and international finance now that Trump will be President.
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>>67222113
fuck you
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>>67221840
Got lumped with a £100 fine once for being forced into a bus lane for two seconds, transport commision is fucking nazi-tier

Mind you most of the money they take probably goes towards replacing the thousands of smashed cameras every year
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cheated on the bit on the side lads
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>>67222155
Yeah how about that

*walks away and talks to someone more interesting*
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thinking of getting a little shroom growkit.
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>>67222099
you wouldn't dare say that to my face you little shit
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>yfw Basshunter music videos had a circular storyline

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I7MwvmJkZI
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>>67222158
*breathes smoke into your face*

*slaps your balls*
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>>67222155
One step back, two steps forward.
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imagine living in a city with working speed cameras

do 50 in a 30 all the way to work
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>>67222222
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>>67222190
going to be letting the local bobby know about this one
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>>67222219
s-stop it
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>>67221809
Get bent deano, you set one single foot within 10km of me and I'll break your FIFA 17 playing noodle arms like a fucking toblerone.
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finns
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>>67222124
>>67222137
also the flame of the lighter doesn't need to touch the hash
just hover it then scrape
cut a little part of the cig for the filter, don't use cardboard like with weed joints
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beano > dandy
only runts and yanks disagree
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>>67222243
don't bait man
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>>67222287
Commando > beano > dandy
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>>67222307
>claw grip
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>>67222244
you enjoyed that didn't you, you fucking bender? bet you want me to kiss you right on the lips? bet you want to me to take you home and fuck your arse raw then give you a reach around you fucking homo.

*makes a kissy noise*

knew you were a fucking shirtlifter all along
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came to the realisation that the frenchman was only memeing about having a gf and is actually a major abnormie shut in

shame, I used to think he was alright aswell
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>>67222307
ah this is you?
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>>67222386
I'm not a nice guy. Wouldn't say I'm an arsehole either, somewhere in the middle.
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>>67222345
*Observes that the tar filling your lungs will likely kill you painfully in under 5 years and smirks knowingly*
>Ah yes, very good friend, you are correct
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have no friends
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Mum told me today that she signed a petition for the banning of fireworks in the UK because they scare animals

can i swap mums with someone else
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been sitting at the computer with legs crossed and hunched forward for over 15 years lads

how fucked is my spine
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A lot of twitter-socialists are talking about revolution.

Are their memes strong enough?
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wow now the wall structures are getting built
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>>67222453
i'll be your friend
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doing a wank to lazytown, ask me anything
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>>67222476
no you won't
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yU44Xk5fFI

The Senate in three months
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>>67222478
anything?
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>>67222460
no you cant rasheed
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>>67222464
your muscles and kinetic chain are probably far more fucked than your spine
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>>67222478
did you do the cooking by the book
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is this it? is the white race having an awakening?
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that's enough cyber for tonight lads, i'm going to bed

x
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http://hiptip-news.com/thousands-of-muslims-are-leaving-usa-because-trump-has-won/
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>>67222468
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
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>>67222478
which episode/video?
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>>67222499
>The Senate in three months
but they already have the senate
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>molyneux singing the yank anthem

guffawing
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Honestly wonder about some of you benders. I have a great life. I have a great job as an exec, my gf loves me and our sex life is great. (My cock is fucking massive lol, her moans are amazing). I'm 6ft5 and 100kg of lean muscle (always laugh when I see a manlet posting haha). My social life is without equal, I always make sure to get together with the lads every week.
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>>67222515
give it your all x
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2016/11/09/we-actually-elected-a-meme-as-president-how-4chan-celebrated-trumps-victory/
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this is what i want in a gf
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>>67222468
not unless they worship Kek
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>>67222596
you sound pretty successful man

we all can't be like you but enjoy it nonetheless bro
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THE FIRE RISES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3A-lJQlrmk
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sometimes when i poo it smells quite nice

might apply to the xmen
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>>67222596
>always make sure to get together with the lads

I bet you do, you massive wufter
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>>67222590
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HkinzV7pxn4

Dead
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too cold to do my essay in my house

will just go to bed for some heating

radiators dont work and i couldnt even afford heating if they did
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>>67222570
Not yet
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LOL!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZXbG5gvoC0
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Will there be civil war in America?
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>>67222503
>>67222510
yes
>>67222561
downloaded a rar of compilation videos made for wanking
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Just made this in photoshop, friendos. What do you think?
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>>67222590
>>67222648
>I am an anarcho-capitalist who won't endorse Ron Paul because he's still technically a statist even though he's a libertarian and would reduce the size of government 90%
>I will endorse Trump
Ah yes, the so called "Stefan Molymeme"
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Honestly wonder about some of you benders. I have a great life. I have a great job as an exec, my gf loves me and our sex life is great. (My cock is 11 inches lol, her moans are amazing). I'm 6ft8 and 150kg of lean muscle (always laugh when I see a 6ft5 manlet posting haha). My social life is without equal, I always make sure to get together with the lads every week.
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>Jeremy Paxman says he is "baffled" by students voting to boycott University Challenge over claims that a complaint about "misogynistic and sexist comments" was not taken seriously enough.

The students' union at Reading University voted 120 to 105 in favour of adopting a policy of boycotting the quiz show.

The vote followed claims that concerns about a sexist comment had not been taken seriously - but the students' union said that because of a confidentiality agreement it could not disclose what had been said.

Mr Paxman has suggested that it might be about comments he made about a knitted mascot of himself.

"I have racked my brains to discover what on earth the Reading students' union is on about," said Mr Paxman.

"I think they're referring to a recording of University Challenge which took place in February 2015, though I am baffled at why it has become an issue a year-and-a-half later.

"In the conversation to fill the void - in a brightly lit studio, in front of all eight contestants, a full studio crew and an audience of several hundred spectators - I asked the Reading team about the mascot sitting on their desk.

"One of them said it was a hand-knitted Jeremy Paxman doll. Across the several yards separating the chairman's desk from the teams, I asked the whole team whether they took it to bed with them.

"Though no complaint was made at the time, this, apparently, is what has upset them."

The student union's education officer, Niall Hamilton, said that the concerns over what he called "sexist comments" had not been adequately addressed.

"Misogyny and sexism are not about 'offending' contestants, but undermining and oppressing individuals due to their gender," he wrote on the students' union website.

"These forms of oppression should not be taken lightly," wrote Mr Hamilton.

>tfw you SU is so mental that not even Paxman has any idea why you're so offended
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>>67222671
It's treason then
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Obama like all U.S. Presidents is a colonial imperialist, because Amerikkka is a white parasitic capitalist nation.
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>>67222671
It's treason, then.
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>>67222747
shan't be reading this essay

keywords or nothing
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>>67222631
That's obvious b8
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>>67222468
They'll tweet about it and talk about organising and do absolutely fuck all
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>>67222688
post link?
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>>67222730
He dropped libertarianism a few weeks ago
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play it again...
...johnny guitar
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>>67222747
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hahahahahaha DRUMPFKINS support clinton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK6ixvKxw7E
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So many celebrities are quitting social media after Trump won.
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what did they mean by this
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>bought a fleshlight to see how it compares to the real thing
>barely use it as its messy and using my hand is much quicker and easier
>worked last night
>decide to use it this morning before bed
>leave it out and decide to wash it when I wake up
>wake up
>forget about it
>go out
>come back
>grandfather asks me what that gold thing is in my bedroom
>FUCK
>tell him its a torch
>says it looks really big and asks me to show him how powerful it is
>tell him I don't have any batteries for it

Fuck me sideways.
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>>67222790
>Jeremy Paxman says he is "baffled" by students voting to boycott University Challenge over claims that a complaint about "misogynistic and sexist comments" was not taken seriously enough.

The students' union at Reading University voted 120 to 105 in favour of adopting a policy of boycotting the quiz show.

The vote followed claims that concerns about a sexist comment had not been taken seriously - but the students' union said that because of a confidentiality agreement it could not disclose what had been said.

"Misogyny and sexism are not about 'offending' contestants, but undermining and oppressing individuals due to their gender," he wrote on the students' union website.

>tfw you SU is so mental that not even Paxman has any idea why you're so offended

better?
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>>67222803
shan't be posting any .onion links here. would be surprised if it was still up anyway, I downloaded it over a year ago
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I hope @HillaryClinton has a mental breakdown and goes brain dead! That's what u get u mass murdering war criminal anti-black bitch!
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arse is noticeably itchy
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>>67222866
holy shit, trump really did well with minorities
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Honestly wonder about some of you benders. I have a great life. I have a great job as an exec, my gf loves me and our sex life is great. (My cock is fucking 15 INCHES massive lol, her moans are amazing). I'm 7ft and 190kg of lean muscle (always laugh when I see a manlet posting haha). My social life is without equal, I always make sure to get together with the lads every week (they call me James bond because I'm very charming )
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>>67222763
>>67222775
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>>67222897
scabies
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>>67222831
Molymeme doesn't believe in anything. He just wants to be the gatekeeper for online communities to earn a few shekels. When libertarianism was big, he was a libertarian. Now the alt-right is big, so he's alt-right.

You got a link to where he actually dropped libertarianism? I bet he just says some superficial nonsense like "You need a higher IQ society for libertarianism to work and there's too many single mothers to stop that".
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>>67222617
Imagine seeing your shitpost in a published newspaper article

that's when you know you've made it
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>>67222884
dw I'm not FBI
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Honestly wonder about some of you normies. I have a shit life. I have a no job as a NEET, my parents hate me, and even my wanks are shit. (Circumsized, my cries of pain were horrific). I'm 5ft5 and 0kg of lean muscle (always shake when I see a tall lad posting haha). My social life is without equal, as in I haven't spoken to anyone that isnt my mum in years haha.
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>>67222960
one day
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>>67222867
why is he holding a chili pepper
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>>67222866
>White women voting for Trump

What?
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>>67222747
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>>67222983
Its a dried up banana, you dick.
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>>67222867

I know this man, he's a swindler. He cheated me 50000 euros, and stole my cigarette lighter.

Everyone should know it, be careful.
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hillary is so bad
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>>67222617
>>67222960
>Imagine seeing your shitpost in a published newspaper article
How about seeing a /pol/ meme be taken on by a Nobel Prize winning economist?
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>>67222934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZzeC06hVvA
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they're turning on each other lmao
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((((nobel prize)))))))
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>>67222991
I don't think paxman would say cis men
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the Mexican gets it
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>>67222991
>>
And if you ask anybody where I live, they'll point to the hills and say "GO ALL THE WAY UP!"

Some Americans wanted to be great again some Americans wanted to just get by and blend like we have been and not dominate this world. If you don't like how Trump talks then don't listen. We do not elect presidents to teach us how to speak politically correct and not hurt feelings. We elect someone to help keep us safe and thrive. If he hurts your feelings then go play patty cake in the back corner with little Billy while the rest of us real world adults get back to work and get back to dominating this world like the US should. I had to get one annoying rant out so thank you for the platform
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test
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now the democrats need to be more pro-white and less SJW if they want to win
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>>67222991
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>>67222991
is this actually real
please no
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the Mexican talks sense
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BTFO
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>>67223113
>less SJW
But the democrats aren't SJW.

They're just stooges for Corporate America and the military industrial complex. You think SJWs get billions in campaign donations from huge companies and Saudi Arabia?
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Honestly wonder about some of you benders. I have a mediocre life. I have a boring job as a JJB manager, my gf is ok and our sex life is vanilla. (My cock is fucking small lol, her moans are nonexistent). I'm 5ft9 and 65kg of fat (always laugh when I see a manlet posting haha). My social life is dull, I sometimes play 5 a side with the lads.
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got called a small fry in mcdonalds
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>>67223132
i thought they speak Spanish
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Any lads been having issues with some images posted here never loading?
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>>67222866
the other/abstain numbers seem quite high

why would so many people waste their vote like that, at least here there can be a tactical purpose for doing so
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>>67223207
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unpopular opinion: tobacco should be banned
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>>67223186
Democrats lost rural white votes in pennsylvania and ohio because of their SJW shit
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bit cold so i've got my blanket round me while im dipping chocolate covered malted milk biscuits into a cup of tea, pretty comfy lads
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>>67223058
It was only a matter of time. They know they all fucking hate each other, especially all the faggots who needed to form a "special movement" like LGBT to unite thinking they could be triumphant.

United WE still stand. Divided THEY will fall.

Just like how the niggers had their moment with Obama, they'd assured us there will never be another nigger nor even a first female POTUS.
>>
reckon if bill didn't have that affair, hillary would be president now
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popular opinion: british flag should be banned because is imperialist and racist flag
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>>67223128
It's satire you wazzock
>>
Will Hillary go to jail now then
>>
the leader of my country and the western world body slammed vince mcmahon on national tv

really makes me think
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>>67223296
popular fact: Spain is completely irrelevant
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Sz_fTfr1E

nearly finished this lads
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>>67223259
>Democrats lost rural white votes in pennsylvania and ohio because of their SJW shit
No. Those white workers won't over to Trump because of economic reasons due to trade, immigration and protectionism.

If you stopped spending so much time on 4chan you would realise that SJWs have ZERO influence on anything. They're a tiny fringe movement that /pol/ gets mad over because they're incapable of having intelligent discussion about macro-issues.
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>>67223125
>'“I’m f—— trembling out of excitement brahs,” one 4channer wrote Tuesday night, adding a very excited Pepe the Frog drawing. “We actually elected a meme as president.”

Ahaha top bloody kek
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>>67223296
bog off rico
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>>67223359
>SJWs have ZERO influence on anything
tell me why amerilards have an LGBT month
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Don't understand how trump is a symbol of division among Americans all because he said he wanted to stop illegal immigration
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>>67223186
And Republicans don't? The Bush and Bin Laden families have had a very close relationship for decades.
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Remembering the fonds times when I was in secondary school and the computers had battlefield 1942 installed so the lot of us all used to have big wars against eachother.
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>>67223125
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is there some way i can buy farmland to recreationally raise different types of fowl?
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>>67223378
S P A C I O U S
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>>67223325
cannot conceive of this
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>>67221238
very good, free standing too
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>>67223383
He's racist
>>
>>67223383
BECAS DAT RAYCIS
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>>67223390
HAHAHAHA /pol/ steal /lat/ memes
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>>67223388
same with me except with halo instead. good times
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doing a rolling machine
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>>67223356
Best meme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaDLP1xDggc
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>>67223418
/lat/ more like /shat/ lmao

post sombrero
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>>67223394
prolly

if you have a grassed back garden u can just keep chickens there
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlHo-F1z_aw

hmmm
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>>67223466
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>>67223364
>adding a very excited Pepe the Frog drawing.
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>>67223381
So what if a few people have some celebrations? You think that tips global politics in any meaningful manner? The political establishment is not concerned with small fish like that.
>>67223385
No, I agree.

The Democrats and Republicans are both sides of the same coin. It shows how blue pilled /pol/ truly is that they think 1 of the 2 parties that has dominated American politics since forever winning an election is an amazing and shocking victory.
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<--- Its a samurai armor, can someone explain that?
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>>67223506
>thumbnail
shan't be clicking embed
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>>67223526
cultural appropriation
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Does anyone feel anxious? It feels like something major is about to happen.
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New:

>>67223505
>>67223505
>>67223505
>>67223505
>>
Just imagine... Hillary was in some swank hotel with Ol' Bill last night. I can just picture her smug fucking face collapsing into one of deep sorrow and depression as it dawned on her that she was losing an entire country. She probably sat in a chair worth more than I make in a month sobbing with her face in her hands while Bill rubbed her shoulders attempting to create the illusion of comfort, but deep down inside he thought about how much he misses Lewinsky and how much he regrets picking this loser over her.

I have never been happier to see someone fail in my entire life.
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>>67223526
pretty obvious really
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>>67221485
jme's a bit wet really he makes cod vids
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>>67222934
he's still an ancap you mong he just realises like anyone with a shred of common sense that it will only work in a high iq/ high trust society, there needs to be a transition to nationalism first
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>>67223546

It was 17 century.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Neil_O%27Neill
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>>67223642
>ancap
>nationalism
The nation state violates the non-aggression principle.

>IQ
>measurement of anything
Stefbot pls
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>>67223499
tempted to raise guineafowl and pheasants

but guineafowls seem too noisy for an urban setting, and pheasants require more space than most city gardens provide
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>>67222747
>Students unions
>Reading University

lmao, ignore these runts.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7GpEBbROyA

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