/brit/

*farts*

>>67129435
exceptional OP

superb edition

have some great banter with the mother lads haha

went right up to her as she was doing some work thing and told her we need to fight, when she said she was too busy I did a stretch and told her it wouldn't take long

What sort of place do you have to be in life to post in /brit/ while not being a Brit?

JFs, explain.

someone threw a heavy padlock at caralads head now his posting style is all different and weird

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>>67129435
Is your room covered in massive collage of caras?

>watching mock the week and eating mince pie
>mum comes and tells me to take out trash
>Mock her nasally voice and the word trash
>Tell her to fuck off, the stupid bint
>she leaves to get me da
>hear my da coming down the corridor, can hear him because he's fat and yank houses have paper thin walls
>he says he'll kick my ass if I talk that way to my "mom" again
>I say "mom, ass, fuck off you stupid yank"
>He counters by telling me that I've never left the country, let alone do I even have a password.
>Scream FOY
>He smacks me
>I cry and mutter under my breath "yanks cant handle the banter"
>He leaves and slams the door
>The only sounds left in my room is the sound of my sobbing, and the rustling of my top gear posters from the breeze of the door slam

Fuck being a yank..

can't believe the election is finally here, dunno what I'm gonna do after this

dont make me do a sad about bowie you fucking spineless invertebrates i shall crush you like poison is drawn from a wound and then crushed

>>67129400
on the wee side (haha wee)

shit greyish green eyes for mongs, not too big

>>67129366
buckinghamshire? i hardly knowinghamsh er!

>>67129475
lol

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My friends say I look feminine

Thoughts?

What's the modern normie like now?

>>67129480
dutch are basically anglos
french too
by extension, belgians are also anglos
spain is essentially anglo because there's so many british expats there
portugal is our greatest ally so they're allowed
iceland too
israel definitely

>>67129482
im not drunk desu

>>67129488
none, i'm p good at keeping the powerlevel hidden

>>67129480
I'm a refugee. You're supposed to welcome me with open arms.

>>67129503
me

who's josie

josie doesn't exist

why would a female above 3/10 be here

>grow up in a large north yorkshire town that is predominantly white british
>very few ethnic minorities/non-brits, those that are here assimilate and integrate
>pretty comfy and harmonious, low crime and few social/cultural problems
>get made to feel guilty by twattish london fuckwits who can't understand how this situation is allowed to happen
>get smeared a racist and bigot for not being culturally enriched

>watching mock the week and eating mince pie
>mum comes and tells me to take out trash
>Mock her nasally voice and the word trash
>Tell her to fuck off, the stupid bint
>she leaves to get me da
>hear my da coming down the corridor, can hear him because he's fat and yank houses have paper thin walls
>he says he'll kick my ass if I talk that way to my "mom" again
>I say "mom, ass, fuck off you stupid yank"
>He counters by telling me that I've never left the country, let alone do I even have a password.
>Scream FOY
>He smacks me
>I cry and mutter under my breath "yanks cant handle the banter"
>He leaves and slams the door
>The only sounds left in my room is the sound of my sobbing, and the rustling of my top gear posters from the breeze of the door slam

Fuck being a yank..

>bbc news peddling the pepe is racist meme

Fucking hell, are you watching this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXK4iE7LfB4

>if you engage in a transaction of paper currency in exchange for enabling you to deposit some of your molecules inside of her then your molecules will be trapped within a small box for a few rotations around the sun

>>67129529
mental illness (histrionic personality disorder)

>>67129529
came for the eu elections when i were a dropout NEET and liked the look of some of these so called gimmicks

>wake up
>mandem still being killed

ahh yes

might actually snap if I see that stupid "don't vote for trump t. germany" image again

if you live in scotland and say nigger on reddit you get thrown in prison for 6 years

mad world desu

Can we get out of here? I'm being harassed

wait, people have seen pictures of josie or what? i literally post here every day of my miserable life and have missed the development of a new gimmick?

You know that Buckinghamshire lad? Yeah, he's my mate haha me and him go way back. Yeah, the lad with all the whacky posts, yeah me and him go way back, me and him are mates. He's a real wind up merchant that chap aha but that's why I love 'im!

whats this robbie rotten meme /tv/ is pushing anyway?

didn't watch lazytown myself (well past my era lol)
has it to do with the fact the actor is dying of cancer?

>>67129615
really? I'm gonna try it

>>67129501
just a post wee pic of yerself luv

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>>67129612

>>67129632
No idea, seems co-opted by /brit/

>>67129647
>this is what our telly license fee goes to

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>>67129647
2016 is the weirdest year I have ever experienced.

the world is literally becoming a parody of itself

>>67129647
creasing

Well Josie you ADHD ridden slut, you looking a real Celtic man to ravage your Anglo womb? Nevermind these Anglo NEET nerds, you need a well built well hung big mick dick love

>>67129698
THREE INCH MICK DICK

yank posters are literally the best here I love them

>>67129713
Fuck you on about mate? You looking sparked out? I've a 12 inch cock with fiery bushels of Celtic red pubes upon them

can't even fathom how runty you've got to be to own an above ground pool

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>>67129564
>>67129647
>tfw our tv is always soulless shit no fun allowed

Below average: the image

>>67129698
i may be a nerd but i NOT neet

i work part time on weekends

so there have some of that

unironically never watched trainspotting

worth a go?

>>67129736
My cock has an 84" reach

immigration is good but everything in moderation you know

>>67129632
>Original Lazy Town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_q5DhKRs2Y

ENFP:- Ne Fi Te Si
I can make you like me.

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Below Average; the image

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKHa9ldznx8

>>67129758
FONT

>>67129770

ah yes, so you're saying MURDER is good "in moderation"???

>>67129647
It's fucking mental, it's like they don't care to actually do in-depth research but just pull shit off Twitter to base their news on.

it turns out bernie was a plant from the beginning and all the money people donated to him was actually going to the clinton campaign haha

wikileaks just revealed it

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>>67129788
>Below Average
*sees flag*
just like your country

>>67129801
twitter is an accurate manifestation of reality to normies

-1°C tonight lads

cold is coming early

>>67129777
icelandics are weird

had an episode of Restoration Man with George Clarke saved on the tv and someone deleted it

absolutely fuming

>>67129645
got a strict no pics policy on account of the number of posters who live near me sozzo
have nightmares about someone sending my visage to tim alongside kevs and poleaboos and getting caught up in the inevitable mi5 investigation when someone sends him anthrax

>>67129698
>looking [for] a [...] man
fonc

>>67129813
bernies not a plant you fucking ridiculous yank hes a normal human being

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Time to play a game lads

Which British city is this?

>>67129813
honestly not surprising

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what am I in for my lads?

>>67129819
Life in post brexit britain, literally Somalia

>>67129833
I used to watch that when i was a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lanfDO4O50

>>67129844
Bristol

>>67129840
can you send one to me privately then? x

>>67129813

now it makes sense by bernie was such a soft cunt in the primaries. couldn't say a bad thing about hilary

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What's it like being gay lads? is it easy to get a shag?

>>67129859
thirsty cunt

Business idea: make shitty cheap games, sell them on steam, but make sure they have trading cards so that people will buy them just for that

>>67129833
they're literally us if we stayed under danish rule

>>67129844
Rape Town

>>67129844
downtown mogadishu

Might buy some male vitality pills lads

why do poortherners refer to themselves as multiple people?

They say us instead of I

SO curious

>>67129859
ah yes, let me just do a cheshire/cornwall

need a fertile irish lass

>>67129840
Fuck did you say you submissive whore? WHAT tripe did you just rattle off? Fuck off, fuck off out of here before I hurt you you little whore and if you're a boy roleplaying I'll snap your neck you little runt, no one plays me like this

>>67129849
Very nice but you fucked up BIG TIME if you didnt get a mint one as well

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>>67129883
They work pretty well

>>67129849
It's good but I prefer the mint one

>>67129865
she's lesbo mate

i just got to know her character p well and now i want to see what she looks like

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decent choons on ere

So lads... give trainspotting a watch?

could batter any irish runt in this thread

>>67129863
it's wonderful

it's piss easy since all men understand that men need sex

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Dark out, nigger weather

>>67129902
shant give you a second more of my time if youve nothing to offer but vitriol

>>67129918

It's the only Bowie album I own, don't know why even though I like all of his songs.

you can actually pinpoint the moment that RAM started to go to shit

before releasing chase & status' more than alot lp, they released most of the songs as separate singles

they did the same for sub focus, and then they later released a HOUSE track off that album as a single

and it was downhill from there, now they've been acquired by BMG

>>67129919
Yeah it's worth a watch

>>67129894
but i'm trustworthy

i know tons of shite about 'flaggers

i will trade you rare pics of 'em if you like

>>67129921
you could
they are nothing but gobshites

>>67129922
FONT

>>67129926
Is that a muzzle flash?

>>67129931
Im coming to Buckinghamshire to beat you and fuck you you incessant whore

>>67129921
you couldn't batter a sausage

>>67129885
because our dialect is heavily influenced by old norse

>>67129801
Just remember, every news story is correct except for that one where actually know what they're talking about

>>67129926
a wild nog could jump out at any moment

when did you come to the realization that people are all the same.

>>67129863
Get a piece of paper, write you number on it, state you want gay sex, put it on top of the toilet cistern in a public lav and I guarantee you will at least 10 calls within a week gagging for you to blow your man mustard up their fart pipe.

>>67129903
>>67129907
store only had one flavour, I'll try to look around for a mint one

>>67129963
Its a garage light

Whacked a beer in the freezer with a wet bit of kitchen roll around it, shall be consuming in around 10 mins

>>67129986
I figured someone was trying to shoot you
Seeing as the picture was taken in America

>>67130003
>wet bit of kitchen roll around it
idiot, you only do that when you put it somewhere hot

>>67130003
can't do that anymore

keep forgetting and making my bottles explode

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want a gf but dont think i deserve one

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http://descargargratis.download/claire/claire-sweeney.html#

>>67129966
byrants bottom, half 2, 1 weapon, come alone

>>67129950
have no desire to see the asymmetrical mugs behind my fave flags
'walls willy was traumatic enough, now i have to see that every time he posts

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>>67130016
you cheeky whalenigger

I'll cut you

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>>67130003
the lads and i used to crush beer cans with our weiners haha good times

>>67129967
that's cause your mum doesn't like it battered you milquetoast wetwipe

Which is your favourite brand of green tea?

>>67130060
lipton

>>67130050

bit gay that

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going to make a sandwich, what'll I put on it lads?

>>67130060
never had green tea

>>67130060
folgers

>>67130036
kek

i'm telling you now though that the faces behind some of these lads

i know you're lesbo and that but corrrrr there's some right lookers

it's v. surprising

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>>67130045
>Melee combat
Last mistake, pardner

>>67129834
Why do people watch this shite? Beyond a certain point where you realize it has no merit whatsoever..

At some point, you might get start to get erect when you see a guy's dick in porn in anticipation for the sex, and then you can't really enjoy lesbian porn any more, and the guy's dick is what you focus on, and then you fast forward to scenes except when the dick is prominent, and then you just start watching gay porn altogether, and you might claim somehow that it's a legitimate fetish, perhaps even that you're watching it ironically, but you have to eventually consider the possibility or face the fact that you're gay. Likewise, you have to accept that you're as trash and plebeian and moronic as most of the people who watch this show if you do it enough.

>>67129435

who here is at /uni/ ? how are you finding it?

t. 3rd year who honestly doesn't mind it ending soon

>>67130050
>bragging about crushing 330ml coke cans with your pintle
howling

>>67130060
Don't drink green tea, I'm a staunch proponent of the good old piping hot cup of Lipton black tea

>>67130057
what sort of response was that

>>67130072
she's got a nice fat arse

>>67130072
vegemite and roo

*turn off cornish flag*
*put on skirt*
*turn on buckinghamshire flag*

you shall call me...josie

>>67130071
yeah we did a lot of gay shit

not gay though

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>>67130060

>>67130072

sandwiches are english, fyi

>>67130060
Clipper.

Never get Tetley's, It's fucking rank.

>>67130036
I'm sorry love I'd never want to hurt you, forgive me, dunno what came over me there

>>67130090
4th year
bit hard desu

>>67130077
all me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOAcRKZxjy4&t=305s

>>67130101
I want it to taste nice

>>67130096
the response you deserve you cretin

>>67130105
What other (nohomo) stuff did you get up to poof?

business idea: become the next Hitler

First cuppa is an Earl Grey as soon as I wake

Then about 3/4 mugs of Yorkshire throughout the morning/afternoon.

2/3 green teas in the evening.

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>>67130142
no I'M NOT watching that again

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08
Mate was saying he heard this in a Glasgow club. It's a tune so I don't see why not.

>yank oclock
nah not a fan

>>67130077
hmm
have you got any nova scotias or ky's?

>>67130090
4th year engineer at imperial

a fucking nightmare, even though I'm on track for a 1:1

>>67130162
>1:1

mong

>>67130160
yup

YER AN 8 POUND AN HOUR FAGGOT

YER A SERPENT

might pull an all nighter haha

when my cat dies I will immediately top myself from the nearest bridge

>>67130162
>1:1
Just confirmed you're an bullshitter, lad.

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>anon how come you keep mentioning "the lads" when i know for a fact you dont have any friends?

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should I shave?

>>67130151
fopy

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>>67130175
sincerely hope you don't mean me
dunno how you would even have anything

>>67130201
im schizoid obviously

>>67130194
wearing my dead cat's corpse as a coon cap

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>lecture in 7 hrs
>marathoning blackstar instead of sleeping

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>>67130201
I have plenty of friends.

You now realize that /brit/ is the same 100-200 people posting day in day out

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>>67130225
>>67130194

the absolute state of the lot of you

>>67130198
>>67130170
I literally am not

don't know why you two mongs are spazzing out about that

>>67130246
I've only been here once or twice

rate this asian lady

would you smash it like richard keys?

out of 10?

johnson is SURGING

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Well Josie luv I'm easily the most attractive and muscular lad here if you want to suck my cock ye? Xx

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>wearing my dead cat's corpse as a coon cap

nearly gave me da' a heart attack when I woke him up with a shout

My first day on /brit/ desu (did I post that right? lol!!)

well i'm some twat

i'll wait till the next thread after that hiccup

>>67130273
is it a pov?

>>67130205
>>67130175
hmm
not sure i 'lieve you
at any rate shall have to adjourn for the night haha work beckons the fucking arrogant cunt that it is
will be back in time to see the results of the yank elections early wodens morning? ish so try your luck then

>>67130230
blackstar is literally flawless

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do you have some excuse for why you don't live in rural Canada, /brit/?

>>67130273
Oh lad oh lad oh lad
A few chuckles are being directed at you right now, lad
Won't forget this anytime soon, lad

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hmm

Yeah mate, how are you? Fresh odd the 'dit? Been here a good week now

having some clean water

>>67130162

why's it a nightmare? I haven't fully enjoyed my experience, due to not managing to really get as good a friend group as I had in school, but at the same time I wouldnt call it a nightmare

>>67130302
i'm alright here

Oops meant to reply @67130246

Sorry folks!

You all seem like nice folks

>>67130299
i can prove it VERY easily and okie sleep well

>>67130302
I like to not be a pussy

>>67130273
looks like the gf

Insane banter from the audience at WWE Raw in Glasgow tonight.

Why are Scots such ABSOLUTE MADMEN?

burnt me bellend in a ginsters pasty

unironically put my email in the email field when I first posted on the 'chon

Scots? Isn't that where the PINTLE meme comes from, I mean gimmick. Isn't it? I think it is, ahah!

>>67130302
Would they let in a young white male with no skillz?

Nameposting time

juneau

still eating halloween candy

this can't be good for my health

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ah yes it's the time of year when my lips get all chapped and start cracking and bleeding

>>67130302
I did.
Insects drove me home. Other than that, you're the best of the commonwealth lad.

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>>67130340
They are just such ABSOLUTE MADMEN.

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*wallops you*

>>67129800
War is murder in moderation

>>67130340
thought WWE was only consumed by north american boys and semi-retarded manchildren

>>67130386
Jesus lad it's been over a week.

How much did you have that you've eaten it 8 days consecutively

*recoils in shock at the walloping I received*

Heroin that common in the UK?

>>67130316
I have good friends on the course but I have developed an aversion to my department. Every time I go in for a lecture I feel uncomfortable and sort of suffocated until I leave.

Mercifully this doesn't extend to the central library which I still find pretty comfy.

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>>67130386
nor will this
get fucked, leaf
*heems you*

Greetings fellow 4channers! :-)

>>67130406
No, it's only taken seriously by north american boys and semi-retarded manchildren.

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>>67130372

not sure to be honest, we let in so many fucking people I just assume that almost anybody who applies gets in eventually

>>67130399
why do people from your country spell things exactly how they say it aloud

tis a pity she was a whore

>>67130406
Exactly, yanks and Scots.

>>67130451
looks like kernow desu

>>67130439
so the jocks are in it for the banter? they dont care for the results and such?

Funny as fuck when Obama drops his coherency and starts with that fucking ebonic jive talk shit.

Does he think that's the only way he can relate to other blacks? And why is it now other black Yank politicians do that? Rice? Powell? Carson?

doing a going-to-bed-early-because-eyes-are-burning-and-cannot-stay-awake-for-a-second-longer-even-though-still-have-work-to-do

good night children

>>67130451
where's this

>>67130455
scots are basically blacks

CAN I BORROW A JAR OF LOVE

>>67130462
>votes for Brexit
>Calls other people retarded

Heh, I guess it takes one... TO KNOW ONE!

>>67130413

my folks bought way too much candy

I think they anticipated getting a lot of trick or treaters and only got 25ish.

>>67130483
Cya lad

>>67130482
it's real awkward t-b-h

only obama does it

Gonna do a sleep because I got two hours of sleep last night haha what a nutter I am stayed up till 6 even though I had work at 8 ahah bloody nutter near collapsed at work tbf tbqh wasn't worth it

hey

>>67130483
Góða nótt x

>>67130491
*hand delves deep into the nearest jar*
*slowly raises hand*
ah fuck, fresh out

>>67130487

somewhere on the east coast. probably new brunswick or quebec

>>67130499
Chocolate and sweets here lad.

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>aussies will NEVER experience this cool a pc

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>>67130493

>>67130543
its not good when its that cold

it has to be within an optimum temperature

>>67130482
HOLD UP


HOOOOOOLD UP Y'ALL

I sleep in a race car, do you?

last name is lancaster

>>67130543
hm?

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>>67130547

she signed the letter:
allll yours, baboooshka, baboooshka, baboooshka-ya-ya

>>67130520
Does the US press comment much on it?

I've noticed it quite a lot recently when he's been out shilling for Clinton

how aren't all women lesbians? I would be

>>67130577
the so-called """""""alt-right""""""" media does but not the MSM

>>67129435
You're not our original Dutchcaralad?

>>67130480
Considering how they just held up the entire divas promo for 5 minutes because they refused to stop chanting "will you be my girl?" at Bayley, yeah they don't take it seriously.

Search for it on Twitter, you'll see what I'm talking about.

>>67130596
Sister is a lesbian 2bh

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i carry hotsauce in my purse at all times

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PUPPIES!!

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>>67130482

>>67130572
Means you're sub tropical

watching planet earth two and im wondering how the fuck penguins actually evolved, they're completely shit at pretty much everything
they literally can't go down a slope they just fucking tumble, and they can't get out of water they have to try and launch themselves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_j6iphFp4s

going to get something nice to eat from downstairs

>>67130621
fuck her

>>67130599
He just come across phoney at times almost like he's never true to himself and it's all a fucking act.

F L E E T W O O D
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>>67130642
Leopard seals.

where's the password go

it's hurting when i pee :/

How can the two toughest fighters in the world be so effeminate? I'm howling

https://youtu.be/3BT1zrUnuKw

>>67130603
i am?

>>67130663
he wasn't this bad when he was running for president. he doesn't enjoy campaigning for hillary. he hates the bitch

>>67130603
he is, but he's changed strangely

reckon Obama is conspiring with ISIS, BLM, OWS and cause he hates white people and loves sharia law

>>67130694
that explains why penguins evolved to be shit?

>>67130670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZZp76M4NGc

>>67130543
What brand of windows is that

>>67130670
good post

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>>67130718
Good lad

>>67130718
Soros has a paper trail to each of those.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3913152/Teenager-s-crazed-pitbull-mauled-passing-shopper.html

engl*sh scum

>>67130699
Where did you pop up from namefag?
Best fighters are Irish btw, Italian, basically all Catholics.

>>67130718

this is true, he literally SAID IT in a speech but the LAMESTREAM media covered it up

Góða nótt
Sofðu rótt
Í alla nótt

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>tfw shillary will win

>still don't have a gf

this can't be good for my health

>>67130775
goedenacht
slaap zacht
?????????

>>67130694
whats a leopard seal?

>>67130796
They'll only drive you mad and into an early grave, fella.

>>67130756
I believe casual inconsistent namefagging is a hot new gimmick

If I see either a smoker or a chav dog, I'll gladly take a 10 minute detour just to avoid them

Ah yes, the so called no gf

>10 minutes into trainspotting
>he dives into a toilet

into the bin

>>67130777
unlikely

>>67130754
lol it just kept coming back at her

test

Just got back from lab, working out, and union meeting lads

>>67130699
rumble would heem either of every there

>>67130801
Like a huge wolf with flippers. Stuff of nightmares, if you're a pingu.

>>67130819
you better avoid me runt, if I so much as glanced at you walking outside I'd have to stomp your face into the ground (ironically resulting in it becoming more attractive)

This ain't your first rodeo, is it?

Considering staying up for the results but dunno if I can be arsed

>>67130800
Hele nacht

Why does Shillary have such a screechy crackled voice? It's fucking awful

was trying to do handstands and ive absolutely done my shoulder in

>>67130880
she's old

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>>67130869
no

business idea: put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall

>>67130875
jej why isnt icelandic written together like most other germanic languages?

>>67130844
Very doubtful

VERY

>>67130754
>Shopkeeper Mohammed Aslam and his son Nawaz told how the dog could not be stopped in its frenzy.

>Nawaz, 19, said: 'The poor woman was being mauled by the dog and it just wouldn't let her go.

hmm

>>67130880
It's the inner leopard seal exposing its true form.

>still spend hours on 4chan daily

this can't be good for my health

>>67130897
would not recommend

hilary/huma lesbian scene when?

When is the POTUS being announced?

>>67130818
fair enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcps2fJKuAI

the so-called emo phase

ah yes, London


http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/norwood-junction-trespasser-in-standoff-with-station-staff-after-jumping-onto-tracks-bringing-trains-a3389591.html

Business idea: kick me in the bollocks (i pay you)

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>>67130955
He already has an infection and the nail is peeling away

>>67130904
I just felt like mixing our language up a little bit

>euro news all about the us election and politics
it's like you live in the us but you dont have citizen rights

>>67130777
may I ask why you care?