/brit/

https://youtu.be/qXKkadSKnT8

good thread from a good poster

What's it like to get naked with a girl for the fist time lads?

>>66552918
wheel of legs haha

Should be studying organic chem rn

thanks la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK-okdwv09g

this might be your biggest musical achievement yet

>>66552954
last time I tried my willy got swollen and started hurting/oozing some sort of milky puss out the end so I had to go home

>>66552954
legit black guy here again

with white girls? its magical. not only is it magical the first time but its amazing every time. it feels like the universe stands still and the only thing left are you two. looking in her white girl guys, biting those qt lil lips. gently teasing before you fill her up.

its great

>>66553029
How does it feel with a black girl then?

>>66553085
I thought they would be crazy but every black girl I've been with has been pretty lazy in bed desu

at least they are more "open" than the average white girl though to basically go along with whatever I want, though they never take initiative.

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>>66553029

I bet posting this made your white penis get hard

>tfw no black gf

>>66552089
Breh, I hate to copy what should been the most blatant observations ever. I didn't sign up for pintrist

>>66552992
>not making potatoes that are restant to blight
I'm not proud to be 1/32 Ir*sh anymore.

>>>/tv/75662688

>>66555555

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>>66555555

01610161

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Right Wing Death Squads
>>66555555

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>>66555555
HOLY

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>>66555555

>>66555555
witnessed

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>>66555555
PRE ORDAINED

>>66555555
hahaha yes suck it faggots

>>66555555
Now this is definitely a script

>>66552918
What kind of retarded ass flag is this

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>>66555555
HAIL VICTORY!
PRAISE KEK!

M A G A
A
G
A

NORDFRONT.SE

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>>66555555
BUILD
THE
WALL

>>66552918
That's not a man that's an abomination of three legs. What is this shit?

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>>66555555
noice

>Haha EPIC BREAD GETZZZZ!!!

>>>/b/

>>66555555
nice

>>66555623
haha salty
so salty

Yanks out

>>66555555
>hitler and goebbels
what did he mean by this?

>>66555621
isn't that what we all are, deep down?

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>>66555623
>hating on 4chan culture

>take girl out
>we have fun, she stays out with me until like 1 even though she has work next morning
>she texts me next day saying she had so much fun with me
>I reply saying lets get together again soon
>she doesnt reply to that
>two days later she initiates a conversation about something else

what did she mean by this>

What's it like to hold hands with a girl lads?

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RIP

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>>66555555
DONT YOU DARE CALL ME HITLER WHEN HITLERY EXISTS


J
U
S
T

>>66555671
Congratulations, you're now her beta orbiter.

Eating breaky lads

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https://youtu.be/v6Ftsc69DdI

>Buckfast wine ice cream
>Irn Bru pork

The absolute STATE of Glaswegians

>>66555676
Feels good

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>>66555690
>hitler
>an insult
Dude it's 2016. Hitler was a bro just like Trump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHsZxJlxHYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKHa9ldznx8

>>66555692
thats what i was thinking desu

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imagine her just gagging down your dick, trying to fit every last throbbing inch down her aching desperate throat, dying to taste your cum seep down direct into her belly. she can;t even breathe anymore, she needs to feel that warm dick pulsing and stretching her jaw to its limit.

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1477350424979.webm

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1477350424979.webm

>>66552918
testing

why do rebels always have the best music lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO_vlmbd72o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rgRg6j8mQo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nIN6Ciw1Ws

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central asia is really fascinating

>>66555760
Irish

>>66555671
she has no interest in you romantically

Please discuss this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP3mSamRbYA

>>66555704
>buckfast
>from devon
>glasgow
what

>>66555761
read The Great Game

>visit scotland
>take a shit in a public toilet
>that shit is now it's first minister

>>66555555
PRAISE KEK
R
A
I
S
E

K
E
K

MAGA!

>>66555736
then every male of the village joins in

>>66555793
avoid these youtube channels mate, people watch them to feel clever despite being stupid

Let’s suppose that you were able every night to dream any dream you wanted to dream,

And you would, naturally, as you began on this adventure of dreams, you would fulfill all your wishes.

You would have every kind of pleasure during your sleep. And after several nights of 75 years of total pleasure each you would say “Well that was pretty great”. But now let’s have a surprise, let’s have a dream which isn’t under control, where something is gonna happen to me that I don’t know what it's gonna be.

just turn't down cybersex with a slag for a wank instead

>Criminal Kids: Life Sentence (2016) - National Geographic investigates the united states; the only country in the world that sentences children to die in prison.

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Nexus 6 no light.

>>66555842
do NOT care

>>66555805
>For nearly a century the two most powerful nations on earth, Victorian Britain and Tsarist Russia, fought a secret war in the lonely passes and deserts of Central Asia.

buying this asap

>>66555852
you're welcome lad

nuages - dreams is probably one of the most euphoric songs in existence

makes you feel as if you're the main character in some indie film

>>66555851
didnt read this

>>66555837
no issues with this
gets them out of our hair early

>>66555802
Its cheap and strong. Taste doesn't factor into the equation of an alky's brain

>>66555842
"houses"

>>66555851
You totally care man..

You seriously care. And I thank you for it.

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>>66555555
GOD MORNING!!!

>>66555870
KC did it better
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2p5qbn

>>66555867
just wondering, is it a bit heavy/complex? im not stupid but I haven't read in years, simply don't have the motivation

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>>66555837
>be put in a chair of electricity because I took a sharp metal object and jammed it in a sentient meatbag repeatedly until it permanently became non-sentient

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM-7lKEeVP4

>>66555882
>it's cheap
no it's not, it's like 6-7 quid a bottle and it's like 15%

you can get much more booze than that for much cheaper

>>66555903
Finland's way is better imo desu senpai

>>66555911
/lat/ in a nutshell tbqh

>>66555896
you'll enjoy it it won't be too heavy or complex

it's very fascinating

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>>66555736
HOT!

classmate of mine wants me to throw the game for money

>>66555923
Fair enough

have you ever wondered why so many NBA players have been getting shot recently?

might be because they cut a deal to throw the wrong game

college basketball season starts in six days

you will see me on /sp/ but until then i will cybersquat /int/

>>66555955
>have you ever wondered why so many NBA players have been getting shot recently?
Because they're black?

>>66555760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWB7_o6x6DA

>>66555960
get out

>>66555736
More of her

>>66555830
Are you asking for something? You didn't end that sentence with a question.

really interesting that lad who missed the point of black mirror

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>>66555894
>KC's 80s output

>>66555916
Oh, guess it isnt then. I don't actually drink myself but the guy in the video said it was cheap

>>66555970
I assume that's a compliment.

>>66555736
THICC

>>66556007
no

you need to leave

>>66555995
what's the point?

>>66556014
k

Footage of Thailad and his gf
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1477051690834.webm

>>66555943
Aye, our sentences are way too harsh for basically everything, finland would give 4 years if you did something while drunk which you can't remember while we would give like 10, then 8 while we would do 15, 15 when we would give 25 etc etc.

>>66556023
good boi

>>66556027
Is life the mandatory sentence for murder over there? It is for the vast majority of States here, but then again we have different degrees of murder while you guys don't tbqh

>>66556020
government is actually bad

>>66556024
why did i watch this all the way through?

Cá bhfuil poleaboo faoi láthair?

>>66556049
is it

>>66556053
wayne bridge

>>66556029
>t. pass cuck

>>66556049
I guess it has that appeal for Americans, then.

>>66556069
What's that?

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>>66556059
no

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me and the gf

>>66556077
bridge called wayne

>>66556024
ACTUAL footage of Thailand and his gf
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1476813095962.webm

>>66555995
Really weird that I made two minor complaints about the cheese including the fact they shoehorned awkward extra lines about the government being bad just before saying I wasn't gonna write out everything I thought was wrong with the programme and for some reason you imagined the only thing I said in my post was about the government and then made an autistic thread on /tv/

Really interesting indeed

>>66556085
oh

>>66556074
delete

>>66556106
>le government is bad
yeah nice analysis you've got there
didn't make that thread on /tv/ though, suspect that was you

>>66556106
autism

>>66556127
Which is better, West Sussex or East Sussex?

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>>66556160
west side is da best

http://www.strawpoll.me/11501075

>tfw you will never get an implant from the government that makes runts look even more sub-human than they are

autism abound

>>66556144
Ahh yes you missed the point of my post again even after I explained exactly why you'd missed the point of my post

Really interesting

>>66556105
I watched all of that. Scott's are by far the most fascinating degenerates by a long shot.

Who's the biggest runt you've ever known?

>>66556204
>you're missing the point
yeah nice critical analysis there

My theme desu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n7YWQM3H78

>>66556219
guy named george

>>66556221
Really weird that I made two minor complaints about the cheese including the fact they shoehorned awkward extra lines about the government being bad just before saying I wasn't gonna write out everything I thought was wrong with the programme and for some reason you imagined the only thing I said in my post was about the government and then made an autistic thread on /tv/

Really interesting

Or does the bubble reputation distract you? Keep before your eyes the swift onset of oblivion, and the abysses of eternity before us and behind; mark how hollow are the echoes of applause, how fickle and undiscerning the judgments of professed admirers, and how puny the arena of human fame. For the entire earth is but a point, and the place of our own habitation but a minute corner in it; and how many are therein who will praise you, and what sort of men are they?

>>66556240
>>le government is bad
>yeah nice analysis you've got there
>didn't make that thread on /tv/ though, suspect that was you
>le government is bad
yeah nice analysis you've got there
didn't make that thread on /tv/ though, suspect that was you

enjoying these two autists sperging out

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Good thread, everyone. Here's a dank meme off the presses.

>>66556260
lmfao

>>66556260
*upvotes*

Comment allez vous aujourd'hui mes amis ?

>>66556258
nice analysis you've got there

>>66556252
Really weird that I made two minor complaints about the cheese including the fact they shoehorned awkward extra lines about the government being bad just before saying I wasn't gonna write out everything I thought was wrong with the programme and for some reason you imagined the only thing I said in my post was about the government and then made an autistic thread on /tv/

>>66556260
thanks for the gold

>>66556285
>>>/tv/75662688

just made this so we can setlle the debate

>>66556282
thanks autist

>>66556214
That isn't a Scot mate...

>>66556047
Yes, 15 years is the minimum, usually 20-25 served.

nice analyses
nice analyses everywhere

these ideas are nightmares for white parents whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings

i am convinced the finns are aliens, no joke

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hate when ugly birds try to chat me up

>>66556324
The fuck is it then? Sounds like one to me.

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>>66556336
Interesting; here's the map for the US. Then again, "Life with parole" has drastically different meanings based on State.

Really weird that I made two minor complaints about the cheese including the fact they shoehorned awkward extra lines about the government being bad just before saying I wasn't gonna write out everything I thought was wrong with the programme and for some reason you imagined the only thing I said in my post was about the government and then made an autistic comment on /brit/

my mate keeps tape over his phone camera

interesting

>>66556377
Really interesting indeed

lads im gay but just got a huge boner off a masturbating girl webm. whats going on

>>66556405
You've found God

>>66556381
is it 'tism to keep tape over your laptop cam?

love the chills I get from music

i dream filthy my moms and pops mixed me with jamaican rum and whiskey

>>66556411
no you can just delete the drivers

>>66556429
i use my webcam sometimes though + i am using a memebook and do not have access to such tomfoolery

>>66556442
font

>>66556410
nah fugged lots of grills but they don't really do it for me, why are they so sexy though :3
>>66556411
nah i do it

>>66556336
Come to Ireland where you can be out in 11

>>66556464
>irelenients

>>le government is bad
>yeah nice analysis you've got there
>didn't make that thread on /tv/ though, suspect that was you
>le government is bad
yeah nice analysis you've got there
didn't make that thread on /tv/ though, suspect that was you

>nah fugged lots of grills but they don't really do it for me, why are they so sexy though :3

yeah i bet mate, can tell from the way you type. absolutely running through slags

>>66556411
>>66556381
this is fine
reminder that windows regularly takes pictures with attached webcams without connect in order to keep "biometric" data up to date.

beyond that its easy to hack into and loads of other government/private organizations use them to spy on people.

>>66556453
i just don't really care about computers beyond surface features lad

i'm addicted to porn

wish i could stop

fuck

>>66556508
thats just Windows 10

>>66556484
kek, nice autism there boss

me and mumsy <3
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1476997444498.webm

am still on windows 8

>>66556527
ew

i use OS 10.12

we are soldiers in jah army

>How To Make Friends And Influence People

biggest runt book in the planet

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>>66556520
no its been back-updated into older OS' like 8 and 7 as well as many other 10 features.

>using Windows at all

chromeos 2bh
google can have my data i just want a cheap lappy

>>66556549
t. perma runt

>>66556556
autism

linux is strictly for fedoras and train station timetables

>>66556549
Well then how do YOU make friends and influence people, big guy?

>>66556549
better than the billion knockoffs that basically recite what Carnegie said but in simpler terms.

the best "self help" book is the Prince followed by Art of War.

>>66556581
you don't get to bring friends

I just want to make friends I don't need to influence anyone desu

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WTF

>>66556587
haha i have both of those on my shelf and can confirm this post is worthy of a fedora

>>66556527
mummy is giving me a boner
stop this
i just want to be gay, leave me alone roasties

>>66556588
>tfw you don't get to bring friends on the existentialist journey of life
CIA touched upon some profound philosophy tbqh

can't sleep lads

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>the best "self help" book is the Prince followed by Art of War

>Ask girl out
>I'm not able to do much at all for the next couple of weeks! But I'd love to in the near future. I'm so pleased we met, though! I actually haven't found many people to chat literature with!

Getting some mixed messages here mates

yeltsin was a drunk idiot

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>the best "self help" book is the Prince followed by Art of War.

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>>66556575
not at all
when I was younger I didn't care and through it didn't matter that software was proprietary since I mostly got it free/included (gratis) anyways.

but the more I learned about how little control we actually have, and more than that how important computers are in our lives, the more I wanted a nice safe-haven to "escape" to

I still have a windows desktop for necessary stuff, but I also have my completely free as in freedom Libre-Laptop.

>>66556666
satan

>>66556622
she likes you as a friend mate

>self-help

best self-help you can get is suicide followed by the chance that you reincarnate as someone good looking

>>66556622
send her a picture of your dick

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>bought "How to Win Friend's and Influence People"
>skipped the part on winning friends

>>66556664
weird fella aren't you

>>66556669

>>66556372
nuts isn't it, complete disregard for the circumstances of human interaction.

>>66556464
half irish, can get a passport. Just think the justice system is fucked.

>>66556680
Get the passport now before you can't

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>>66556680
Here's the map from 1930. Interesting trends, especially regionally.

>>66556666

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this post was per-ordained by God
>>66556711

>>66556609
for you

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would you

>>66556622
ur fucking done here m8

Haven't shit in 2 days

>>66556688
>before

whats going on?

>>66556724
probably, bet she's thirsty desu

me meeting with the locals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYfSuBksDWY

also does anyone else fins this "film everything" gimmick really annoying and pussy

>>66556724
Don't make fun of her, though. She can't stand up for herself.

>>66556727
thats doopin mental

think i might stop smoking lads
cancer actually sounds shit and i'd love to see halleys comet before i die

>>66556724
the tattoo kinda turns me off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5-4QXgMdbU

absolute tune

>>66556752
>halleys comet
autistic reason if i ever heard one

genuinely frightened.

always leave my blinds open because I have a nice view. Just looked out before bed as I was turning off all the lights and an old person has their bed chair propped up and they are staring right into my apartment not even blinking

wish i didnt live alone right now 2bh

>>66556727
i shit once every 3 days. is that bad.

could you imagine being a woman and being so instinctively fucking boring that all you do is talk about your fucking boyfriend and gossip about your friends

>>66556742
looks like i guy i know from BC that use to roll with the hells angels

>>66556769
same

only primitive humans need to shit every day

>>66556742
Can tell that's different to the yank accent but I can't pinpoint it

>>66556768
i'm coming over now xox

>>66556769
Very
Eat more fiber

>>66556752
>halleys comet
autistic reason if i ever heard one

>>66556801
>fiber

FOY

october sky was a really good movie desu

>>66556809
nice analysis

>>66556809
going to watch it tomorrow now thanks

>>66556790
Probably the "ar"s and the oos.

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they call me ed

>tfw saw a shooting star in london

eat shit light pollution fags

>>66556815
>>66556817
are you being sarcastic lids?

>>66556821
Special Ed?

>>66556790
interesting because i would notice a Manchester accent is different than an essex one, but i wouldnt be able to pinpoint it

(i might have chosen poor examples idk)

>>66556790
the way he emphasizes certain sounds
like heendooo
and pækee

>>66556831
no

i just looked it up imdb it looks good

torrenting it atm

>>66556824
light pollution is a spook
the stars are just dimmer in some places

got 1 year to live

can go to the GP but I cant be bothered booking an appointment

>Housemate drunkenly comes home and chats up oneitis ive been cracking on for months
>Fucks her that night
>Wakes up the next day groaning upset that we would let him fuck someone below his standards like that

Ah yes.

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>>66556836
In all honesty though, we should be sympathetic to people with mental or physical disabilities.

I do not condone them being mistreated or discriminated against.

>>66556858
>light pollution is a spook
its not
I've noticed a major difference since the installed new light all over my town.

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>>66556855
still can't tell if this is sarcasm tbqh

>>66556871
>In all honesty though, we should be sympathetic to people with mental or physical disabilities.
This

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> when you post something that gets a lot of laughs and you go back and read it multiple times with a smug sense of accomplishment

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not memeing here, why is the subsidization of british post-secondary schooling not on par with the majority of western europe?

>next occurance of halleys comet is in 2061

fa.m

>>66556889
delete this

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>>66556878
stop doubting yourself mate x

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>>66556867
looks like you gotta live your life to the fullest

get this thick fucking blockage of mucus in my nose canal every morning

really annoying

Think a girl might like me. Thought this before and felt crushing disappointment.

>>66556688
why would i not be able to, also costs money and a tad low atm

>>66556692
death penalty is just barbaric under most cases, whats up with texas?

>>66556884
i still look back at a facebook comment i made with a lot of likes and smile to myself

sixth time this week

>Mate pumps and dumps a qt girl
>Dunno why she cared, it was just sex dude

look all gone

>>66556956
thats a little sad, but i suppose everybody on reddit does the same

>>66556790
Where would you guess these lads are from?

https://youtu.be/mgk0YuNOroI

good morning lads

>>66556925
surely nobody is still uploading this old and largely forgotten movie? well whatever, it's still a good one, cheers lad.

grown quite fond of you lads x

god bless

>>66556983
it reminds me of when i could still fit in with the normies

i can no longer replicate their humour

>>66556953
Texas, Illinois, Virginia, and Tennessee all at the time had simply "murder" as the crime that could punished by a range of punishments from ~10 years to death, while the Northeast had "first-degree murder" that had mandatory capital punishment.

It eventually became rather arbitrary for different reasons depending on the State until SCOTUS laid down some rules for it in the 1970s; on one hand, Mandatory Death sentences are unconstitutional, but on the other, so is such a broad range of a capital crime as "murder"; anything capital would have to be something more specific as "first-degree" or "capital" murder; hence the increase/decrease of the minimum sentences.

>>66556990
hol up....

>>66556990
maybe Toronto but brown people all sound the same so they aren't good for telling accents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAFGxKou-Dg

Showered and dressed all before 10 past 6.
Not in till 9. What will I do with this free time?

Its just sex

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have an exam tomorrow and im not even gonna study until the mornin

feels good being this intellegent

my balls are saggy

>>66557021
>>66557022
San Francisco

https://youtu.be/Fp3xtG90Xlc

why are humans so scared of spiders?

it's weird

>need a gf by tomorrow and not even gonna download tinder

feels good being this handsome

>>66557072
im smoking weed right now bro ahahaa lmao

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>>66557092
Oh word

>>66557111
nice trips yo

>>66557081
have two in my room rn
i don't usually kill insects unless it's a mosquito

>>66557111
got a good spliff there lad shame you're a fucking yank

>>66557081
they're creepy and crawly

*shivers*

>>66557038
why are you awake now? Watch something, catch up on work, make a very large breakfast, idk

>>66557038
go back to bed

always scared a spider is going to pop out whenever I open a banana

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Lads be sure to check this out :^)

>>66557081
because they can be venomous so it makes sense to be evolutionarily avoidant of them. people who scream and carry on when they see one are utter wet melts though

*lays down on the bench and slowly falls asleep*

zzzzz...

>>66557161
we wuz evolution

>>66557135
Got up at half 5 to let the dog out and couldn't get back to sleep. I've a few sausies and rashers in the pan atm.

>>66557143
Tried and failed desu

>someone just died on a rollercoaster at dreamworld

poor fella probably got their head taken clean off

>>66557132
>shame you're a fucking yank
what did you mean by this?

what does time smell like

>>66557132
no reason to bully

>>66557184
Post doggo

>>66557184
post pic of dog

>>66557155
Oy vey.

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>>66557155
>using google
>using Windows
>falling for the proprietary software meme

fun fact: there are no bins on the London underground because of IRA bombings

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>>66557205
>>66557214
My doggo

>>66557233
Bloody IRA..

/brit/ seems in good quality when its only yanks invading rather then that fucking mexican and random nordic countries

really kickstarts the neurons....

>>66557233
Fun fact: you do NOT, contrary to popular belief, have to take your shoes off at the airport because of 9/11, but because of a failed shoe-bombing attempt three months later.

>>66557243
Cute pupper.

>>66557243
i can tell he's a good boy from here

feeling absolutely buggered lads

>>66557243
He looks like that dog from the pic where he sits on the stairs and has the smile when his owner gets home

>>66557233
they removed the bins from our major stations prior to the g20 in 2014 ahaha now everyone just dumps their rubbish on the ground if they have food and ae getting on the train

over 9000 xD

>>66557263
Thx

>>66557264
Tis a bitch

>>66557270
Sounds like her alright

if you litter or smoke you should be castrated

it's over 9000!!!

fucking HATE normies lads

>>66557315
I litter my smoke.

How come I'm made fun of for enjoying older rap but not modern stuff?
its obviously a different style that's popular now, one I don't enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu-jfju5atI

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Doing a drunk, boys

Want to go back to the mountains to be comfy and eat some pancakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqBoiiRsnN0

>>66557320
all australian posters are turbonormies

>>66557330
lemonade was a popular drink and it still is

im quite literally a turbonormie

might duck off to the shop lads you want anything?

>>66557363
just a cornetto thanks boss cheers mate thanks yeah thanks

>>66557184
Make a monster breakfast, beans, tomatoes, egg, sausages, bacon, hash browns, mushrooms etc. Go buy the stuff if need be.

Why did you let the dog out at half five? I always let mine out around midnight and then whenever i get up, although sometimes i do it at 7 if i manage to wake up.

>>66557363
gf and if you see my dad around tell him to come home now

Imagine how terrifying it would be to accidentally run someone over and realize you're about to go to prison for several years

>>66557380
Did you forget your manners?

>>66557404
don't they let you off

>>66557343
business idea: /brit party