/cp/ Culture Pals

>>66547874
Girls love you trying to talk in their language, I chat broken Italian at mine all the time to make her laugh

posted in old thread, can i actually meet qt's using this?
are they even interested in learning english?

>>66547970
ye, get started boi

>>66547970
i got a german hambeast hungry for my willy

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>>66547970
Yeah as a Brit you have a massive advantage. Depends on what sort of country/ethnicity you want. My advice is to sign up, see who messages you, wait a day, block Thailand and see from there if you'll like it

>>66548046
lol that pic, so accurate.

>>66548007
>>66548045
>>66548046
do i really need to use a picture? im not ugly or anything (imo) i just dont want people finding out i use this

>>66548090
It's for "language exchange" anon *wink wink*

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>>66547970
Oh also there's plenty folks in the threads who have their own qts and barely use the site now but the thread bants are hilarious so some of us stick around

Also this OC is somewhat out of date but I don't know how to make a better one. Thread challenge set.

>>66548090
Just go for it mate, chances of seeing someone you know on it are remote, and if someone sees you they're hardly going to judge you. Just don't tick the romance or relationship options and you're golden

So this housewife whose husband pays her no attention is completely obsessed with me and wants to talk with me 24/7....

What's the best way to end this? It was cool at first but now she's annoying as fuck.

>>66548485
>fly there
>fuck her senseless
Then block her and get her husband to look after the baby

>>66548616
I really thought about something like that, but I don't think I would have much fun after the first time.

I have her completely convinced I am a sex addict which made it possible for me to talk about sex whenever I want.

Can I write in my profile that I have OCD and anxiety?
I just wanted to find some Russian with the same thing so I could have anyone to talk l.

>>66548795
just OCD, anxiety isn't viewed as a legit condition by most people.

>>66548485
Get nudes then cut her loose.

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>>66548127

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>talking to a French qt
>find out her name is Justine
>"is your sister named Juliette? haha"
>umm what?
>mfw

>>66548686
That seems unhealthy
>>66548795
Just search OCD and anxiety in the search bar. If you put it on your profile you'll just have a load of yank tumblrinas telling you about this one time they got stressed about something and it made them depressed or about how they have OCD because they don't like it when some things are wobbly etc
>>66548995
Grazie, my job for tomorrow then
>>66549079
Je ne comprende pas

This site is so broken.
Can hardly add anyone as a friend, can't update my status, can't do a thing.

>>66548127
Doesn't seem too out of date to me

>>66549079
My sisters name is Justine, are you talking with my sister?

>>66549281
>French qt

>>66549079
Rude

>>66549215
It's not worth adding people as a friend desu

God I'm so fucking horny right now.

>>66549361
You should take this woman from me --> >>66548686

>>66549345
Sure it is. If you have a massive friendslist full of qts, other qts will be comfortable talking to you.

>>66549406
Keep your insane housewife """"qt"""" far away from me friendo.

>>66549406
Ok

Night lads keep this up overnight so I can make that new OC

>meet
>basque QTs
>meet

jota habil.

>>66548205
>Just don't tick the romance or relationship options and you're golden

Wot? I do the romance/flirting one.

Persian qts

>>66551410

no

Peruvian qts

american qts.

post new stories about meeting your qts

>>66551574
irl

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Slav qts

>>66551660
I swaer me mum if """she"""'s one of you faggots I I'll fokkin rek u m8

Brit qts

>>66551660
what does the ) mean

>>66552020
smiley

I'm too autistic for this

>>66552101
oh then I've been getting lots of smileys

>>66552149
we all are desu

>>66552168
yeah, slav qts do that

Latino qts

>>66552149
falso.
no one is too autistic for this

>>66551900
Hey sweetie x

>>66552334
Don't you have to post your face and information?

>>66552387
hey bby. asl? ;)

>>66552474
You can just use whatever as profile photo, but having your face will grant you more messages since most don't care to message a faceless profile.

You cold use just a nearby town instead of your actual one and just fill a "funny" description on your profile, that's all. In no time you will be chatting with qt foreign grills

>>66552474
I've seen girls who post the back of their head

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Am I doing it right?

>>66553827
yes

I know you guys get this a lot, but I feel too fucking old to use this. How hard is it to get some lewds at 24? Or a conversation that leads anywhere
>>66553827
yeah, she's into you

>>66554129
> How hard is it to get some lewds at 24?

Are you a NEET, or do you have some life experience?

I'm 27, and I've travelled enough to be able to talk with girls about my experiences around the world. It works wonders.

>>66554129

I'm 25 and I've been able to do it. You can too

>>66554129
>24 is too old
Nigger wat
Being anywhere in your 20's is ideal

>>66554253
I take two classes at a commuter college, so I'm basically NEET. I've traveled to a couple countries in Europe and have been to Canada, among other traveling. A Swiss girl write my name on her tits, but that was someone I met off /adv/.
>>66554395
>>66554406
Alright, so what's the issue if it isn't my age?

>>66554447
>what's the issue
Well what have you been sending qts?

>>66554447

Damn dude, how did you get a /adv/ girl to do that?

>>66554447
>>66554541
Why did you get a girl to do that

>>66554503
I haven't logged in for months. I just looked at my old messages and apparently there's some really cliche 'nice guy' material. Nothing cringey, but only one of the messages worked. I'm sure it's not my pictures because they are pretty average. I'll just have to be more forward and honest.
>>66554541
>>66554558
Nothing I'm too proud of. She was looking to take away mens v cards. I got her skype and I thought this sounded too good to be true so she went right away and offered her name right where I wanted it the most. What a woman

>>66554541
>>66554558

Before I was a normie, I met three girls off /r9k/. This was when it was first introduced, in... 2008? 4chan girls were easy back then.

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>>66553827
lol I do it like that too.

>>66555362

Actually, keep it up. You have a sense of humor, she likes it

should an 18 year old attempt to get nudes from milfs?

>>66555445

Why not

>>66555469
should I message them first?

>>66555502

Yea nigga

>>66555667
how do I even start that conversation? Just a hey how are you or a flirty type thing?

>>66555733

I don't know how to deal with Milfs Tbh

But my Canadian QT just told me she wants to kiss me :)

>>66555796
GO FUCK THIS BITCH NOW DUDE

before the magic wears off

>>66555846

we are thinking of meeting right after the holidays. Reason being, it's always hard to get vacation days during the holidays for me, and for her, she has finals for uni, and i'd distract her too much

>>66555999
Holy fuck those digits, don't actually worry about distracting her. If you really are a major one to her, she'll tell you. If she doesn't say anything about it and still wants to meet then she doesn't care if it takes time away from her studies and wants to be with you.

>>66555999
checking those digits

Just go meet up with her one weekend in November before the Holidays.

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>>66555796
>Canadian QT

Anyone else have those moments where you are getting no replies at all? Not sure if I should turn in for the night or wait a bit longer.

>>66556473
go to bed and wake up to a shitload of messages

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>>66556693
It's starting to pick up, how's it going for you?

>>66556711
I'm studying for my history exam while I wait for the several slav qts I've been talking to to wake up

man I'm getting really good at this, I'm kinda starting to scare myself.

>>66551308
Bit weird famalam
>>66551498
Yes
>>66551900
No
>>66552322
Yes
>>66553827
>tfw no shoegaze qt

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Is this the best Britsin has to offer?

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>>66559973

>>66559973
is that real?

>>66559994
lmao

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>>66559994
oh you jsut fucking had to didnt you

cruel fuck she didnt even do shit to u

>>66559994
good shit my man

>>66559973
Just imagine the aesthetic chiselled sons she'd give you

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Did I sperg out at the end? She still hasn't replied. I thought she said "now answer" but she meant "but no answer".

>>66560314
>my future goal is to become a Suicide girl
Into the trash

>>66560375
mate if you saw the way she looked you wouldn't say that. she is better looking than all that trashy roster combined.

>>66560314
you did alright m8, no real sperg-out whatsoever
>suicidegirls
lmao

>>66560458
she's just an ameriboo, she doesn't really want that.

>>66560670
Don't belittle my dreams Alex

How the fuck am i supposed to talk to her if shes always talking to friends, damn irl qt hunting is hard af

>>66561205
Get her number or speak to her at a social event

>>66555445
I haven't found any that talk to 18 y/o's

But after that anon with he stay at home wife problem, I don't think I'd want to (of course I "want to", but I don't).

>>66561323
Enlighten me about this problem

>>66561257
I dont know her, there are no social events that i know of

>>66561634
Well get to know her by extension of a friend. Come on man you can do it.

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HahahahahHHAHHAHAHAA

This cunt is more autistic than the average r9k fag

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>>66561875

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>>66561875
>>66561907
>being rejected by a /r9k/ tier """girl"""

>>66561875
>>66561907
Is there anyone autistic and devoted enough to grind it out and talk to her for a month or two to get nudes?
I'd do it, but I really cannot do this shit for more than a few days.

Calling on Portuguese psychofag to do the job

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shocking new evidence emerges, are slav qts really who they say they are?

>>66561875
>>66561907
>making fake accounts to harass this beautiful girl
You better stop that you autist.

>>66562651
Sorry. I stood no chance with my real account so I wanted to get her in other ways :^(

>>66561724
M8, I don't know anyone here, it's a newly started class, most people are strangers

>>66563423
Is she in your class or are you train autist

>>66561907
Cx

KFC AND WATERMELON

>>66562308
kek, add her

>>66563505
Both

>>66564035
Just sit next to her in class or ask to do study together or just wait for her after class then ask her out

Get called handsome

>You too

>this user's privacy settings do not allow you to contact them?
Blocked?

>>66563998
"she" didn't give me her skype after i asked and started rambling about something so i deleted the convo. pisses me off when people use fake profiles, i'm ugly as fuck and i still use a real pic.

>>66564238
Yes

>>66564932
Dafug, i clicked on this bitch's profile completely at random

>>66564994
Or she has filters

>>66565176
Only filter is 17-35

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What did he mean by this?

>>66564096
There is like 50 people in class so it's difficult to see where she sits, and it's an auditorium so unless she sits at the edge i have no chance. I cant ask her out like that, i want to talk first but not in a way that makes me look like a creep

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who /beady/ here

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>>66559994

>>66565855
What nationality is she?

>>66566912
spaghetti

is that chink/gook/malaysian or whatever now married?

>>66565680
Surely you have a nightlife there? Just go out one night and hope you run into her. If you can't just walk up to her

>>66567078
Spaghetti qts best qts

>>66567365
fix your flags brother

>>66567914
i prefer your qts desu

>tfw chinese qt has same autistic interest in headphones as me

>wake up
>open interpals
>several of my slav qts messaging me

feels good

>>66569140
If you're still talking on IP then they're not your "qts" desu

>>66569228
i just made the account on sunday, how should i approach asking them for their messaging apps?

I like snapchat the most but idk if they have that. What do slavs use? Probably not telegram. Whatsapp? Viber? Kik? idk

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>>66569333

>>66569333
Just ask for whatsapp, I always say that I browse IP on my phone and the site takes forever to load and that I'd like to communicate with her faster. Add some smileys and then you get the number.

>>66569333
Just straight up ask them if they want to talk on another app and ask them which they use. If you really need a reason just say because IP is shit and awkward to chat on, it's true anyway.

>>66567897
no i don't even live there, i don't think she does either. i think my best bet is seeing her after or before class. if that doesn't happen i will just approach her in school and try not to sperg out too much

>>66569477
>>66569447
>>66569552
ok will try this, thanks for the advice senpaitachi, I'll try this, they definitely wouldn't turn me down, been getting lots of fucking)))))))

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FROM THIS

>>66569631
Don't forget to post n00dz here brah

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>tfw all my qts are unknowingly battling it out for ultimate qt status.

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>>66569638
TO THIS..........

>>66569661
actually I started messaging this polish gril because some portuguese anon asked if someone could get n00dz

>>66569737
And? Did you got any?

>>66567365
literally who?

>>66561472
I wouldn't want an obssesive housewife, if she doesn't like her relationship she should leave.
But I've noticed a lot of the mid 20s-30ish people don't allow younger people to contact them.

I don't really care though.

>>66569761
um, I've been talking to her on IP for a day so no not yet, I'll ask for her whatsapp and potentially open up to pictures

Also on a side note. There was a vocaroo thread a couple of days ago where we would post sentences in our native language and try to pronounce what other anons posted. Would it be a cool thing to do this with foreign qts? Potentially open them up to speaking to you without directly calling them over skype and getting them to say funny shit while they also laugh at your horrible accent. I think a lot of trust is formed when voices are exchanged.

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Man this thread gives me a tingly feeling of comfort that I haven't felt since the early runescape days, not sure what the connection is but the feeling is exactly the same.

>>66567365
No idea, he hasn't posted since he went there to marry her.

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you literally CAN'T compete with this

>>66569916
Naïvitaits

>>66569969
Maybe if I was gay I couldn't.

>>66569969
nice jaw my dude, I could possibly compete with that but you have the superior aryan genes

>>66569981
>Naïvitaits
What?

>>66569969
Nope.

>>66570054
I was just butchering French

>>66570104
What's that mean, naive happiness?

>talk to polish superqt
>texts me all the time for 3 weeks, even during her vacations in Greece
>carries our conversation most of the time; is generally talkative & keeps bringing topics to the tablr proactively
>tell her I'll message her some other time one day
>totally forget about her
>its been a month since I sent her that last message

Is there any way to approach her now without sounding like Don Autismo?

Is

>>66570513

Tell her you just moved to Britain, it will explain why you went quiet and poles love Britain

>>66570513
Just say you got caught up in some issues. if you want to bs a lot say it was family related and she won't question it.

>>66570513
carry on as if nothing happened but make sure you have an idea of what you wanna talk about.

>>66570513
literally just start asking her about herself, bitches love to talk about themselves, she will ask about you if she's really interested and make sure you have something that makes sense if she ever asks

>some polish cunt who can't english and who is talking to me in fucked up german for like a day through google translator tells me she has a boyfriend

What the fuck is her problem?
Why would she message random men?
Should I attempt to launch the Cuck protocoll?

>>66570785
Maybe her boyfriend is a cunt

>>66570836
Did I mention that I hate woman and their mindgames bullshit?

>>66570785
what is the cuck protocol?

>>66555362

Why are you even blanking the country when we all know they live in the ex-USSR.

Blind smiley is a dead giveaway.

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LITERALLY

>>66570785
The same shit happened to me, except she was russian and told me she had a girlfriend.

>>66570876
Cucking that dude of course, First I attack her flanks with aggressive flirting and then proceed getting her roastie wet by feeding her cheating fantasys.

>>66570930
At least this gives potential to having a threesome with hot russian qts, what do I get? Some roastie and her butthurt bf

>>66570908
hnng fuck me blonde daddy :333

post ur profile

>>66570934
Goddamn I wish I could flirt over text, its so awkward for me. I should probably just man up and practice it here. Any tips?

>>66570901
so you don't know which specific country they live in maybe?

>>66570868
Then why bother with women?

>>66570151
É and aits sound the same

>>66567914
are you from wales or what?

>>66571137
Because my penis is the root of all evil

>>66571019
Doesn't need to be awkward, depends on the girl and how easy she is.
If she is some shy cunt you won't get anywhere with that and have to go low and slow and doing it via subtle romantic crap.

If the girl is "open minded" and easy to talk to, you can just banter a bit with her and say things which have a double meaning.
She will catch on to that if she isn't retarded and likes you.
You should always aim first to get her whatsapp or whatever, ask for selfies, provide selfies, get noodz, post them here.
It ain't hard m8
Just takes a bit time and lots of typing and talking.

>>66568265
Guess who puts em together, T-Bone.

>>66570785
Lol now she answered "he trusts me" to my question if he allows her to talk to random men on the internet.

>been talking to an 18 yo polak chick for like 2 months
>never saw her face since she has no pic, not even on WA
>she just invited me to go with her to prom in Polen.

Wtf dudes...

>>66571437
Good advice, thanks my dude. I'll take this as practice. I'm already used to not attaching myself irl I just need to practice the hunt because that's the exciting part.

Do girls in Europe use Snapchat?

>>66571548
Cuck the cunt.

>>66571663
>talking to a girl with no pic for 2 months
Started talking a to a chinese taipei chick without a pic, but it's just for language exchange until she shows her picture

>>66571437
>ask for selfies, provide selfies, get noodz
Can you go into more detail here, this is the part I struggle with. Like how do I ask for a selfie the first time.

>>66571663
>not asking her 2 days in about her photo

Dude?

>>66571683
Better go for whatsapp m8
It lets you safe and document everything. And the cunt is pretty much glued to her phone anyway, like any woman.
So you can easier post n00dz here

>>66571024

Probably the one with the most people. Either way, it isn't like we're going to hunt down your cutie pie just via country alone.

If we could, then knowing that they are from Russia, Ukraine, etc, narrows it down significantly.

>>66571795
She messaged me first though, and shes pretty entertaining. She also told me she weighs like 50Kg and stands at like 1.6m, so she's not fat, which basically puts her in my would-fuck spectrum, provided she doesn't look hideous.

>>66571663
>>66571941
Ask for a picture of her

>>66571809
Ask her for a selfie, just say
"Can you send me a selfie?"

The worst she can say is "later".

Bonus points for sending your picture first after asking for hers and the saying "here is mine".

Then you compliment her on whatever, best is to compliment something that changes on her, like her clothes or her hair, that way you can play the i'm curious what you're wearing today card which leads to more selfies.
If you do it right this turns into a regular thing.
Also ask her for voice mails and send her one in return.
Compliment her voice.
If she likes you it will all naturally move on to n00dz that you will hopefully post here for us.

>>66571966
I will soon. She lives in Danzig and has german ancestry supposedly, so I hope she's alright.

>>66568176
There are some amazing looking girls here it's true
>>66569899
WhatsApp voice messaging is really cool, I do it a lot. An old qt and I used to send each other little videos talking about our day etc as well, that was sweet.
>>66569916
Iktf, I didn't know what to do on 4chan when these threads died, I've been in this general too long man
>>66571300
I am indeed from what
>>66572020
If you don't want to ask, ask for other social media where you post photos, eg Instagram

Sorry for autistic long post

>>66571663
If you don't like her you can find a different one at the prom

>>66572739
That would be alpha as fuck. Considering how well I seem to do with polish chicks, finding one probably wouldn't be that much of a problem methinks.

>>66572880
Might struggle with language barrier. Poles on average are worse at English than you think

Korean girls summary of western men:
>Coooool
>sexy guy
>Cute
>Handsome
>Swag

>new message
>it's yet another southern asian

>>66573699
Korean girls are a fucking disaster. The fruit of all that sexual repression really comes ashore after a few messages.

At least that's what I've noticed with the only 2 of them who've messaged me. They went from nice girls to asian white cock goblins in 10 messages.

>>66573938
Iktf

Which one of you faggots is talking about karaoke classes for a business degree. There's no way this is true.

>>66574002
I had one like that. Trying to get lewds from this one. Dont really know how to suggest it as English is quite broken

>>66574002
I'm yet to meet these so-called lusty korean hoes, all i get are boring one sentence replies and literal autists

>>66571474
maybe but that also doesn't explain the other /g/ tier shit and the same taste in music

>still no European qt
why live

>>66576281
Literally the only ones worth messaging are euro girls

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>>66547439

>your cunt
Jordanian/American

>languages you speak
English, Russian

>your favourite cunt
Russian, but ideally a mix between Slavic and Caucasian

>your main qt's cunt
Russian/Azeri

>one qt or several?
I fish around, but this is the one for me atm

>>66557888
My goal is to get to this point so I can finally message this one qt who has been on my mind for ages.

>>66540050
>>your cunt
USA (ignore the flag, just studying abroad here)
>>languages you speak
English and a little French
>>your favourite cunt
Australia and New Zealand
>>your main qt's cunt
Czech Republic
>>one qt or several?
Just one now

>>66576281
post perfil.

>>66567365
I just sent him a message to get some news and told him to pass by, but I don't know when he'll get it.

Doing my own survey, masturbatory AF

>>66540050
>>your cunt
UK
>>languages you speak
English, Spanish, Portuguese, minimal Italian and French
>>your favourite cunt
España 2bh
>>your main qt's cunt
Italia
>>one qt or several?
I have had several but current qt is worth getting rid of all else

>>66581715

how'd u end up in Spain, my pal bro buddy

hi survey just trying to figure out what kinda losers we all are

>age
>country
>weight
>education
>NEET
>how ugly are you (/10)
>KHV
>how many "qt"

>>66582252
KHV?

>>66582252
>22
>flag
>135 lbs
>college
>not a neet
>5/10
>no
>1

>>66582463
kissless handholdless virgin

>>66582252
>age
16-25

>weight
80Kg at 185cm.

>country
República Portuguesa

>Education
Software Engineering

>NEET
No.

>How ugly are you (X/10)?
I like to think I'm a 6.

>KHV?
Just the 'V'.

>How many QTs?
a bunch of polaks

>>66582252

>age
18

>country
USA/Jordan

>weight
220lb/100Kg & 6'4"/193cm

>education
highschool (4.0 gpa!! wow!!), uni soon

>NEET
нeт, programmer

>ugly
6-7 when im trying to not be fat otherwise maybe like 4 - my beard gets a little gross when im chubby

>KHV
the V

>qt
only kept one, but I've had a few

Seeing as this is poll central. I think this general is basically normies so

http://www.strawpoll.me/11505375
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11505375

>age
23
>country
England
>weight
175 lbs
>education
highschool
>NEET
NET, studying but have no job
>how ugly are you (/10)
4/10
>KHV
ye, I've been kissed by drunken girls but I don't count it.
>how many "qt"
4 atm

>>66582252
>>age
22
>>country
USA
>>weight
154 lbs
>>education
in college
>>NEET
No in school and used to work
>>how ugly are you (/10)
7/10
>>KHV
No
>>how many "qt"
1

>>66581974
a boat. I'm working over here (English teaching) for the school year, heading to somewhere Portuguese speaking next.

>>66583413
sick

are you the floaty, backpacking, who knows what i'll do next haha! english teacher or this is probably my long term future kind of english teacher

>>66582252
>age
21
>country
UK in Spain
>weight
~11 stone, I don't weigh myself that often though
>education
3/4 through my first degree
>NEET
"No"
>how ugly are you (/10)
I think I'm probably an 8 if I dress well and trim my hair and beard so mostly I'm a 6
>KHV
"No"
>how many "qt"
One, though a qt I thought I had abandoned just messaged me on Skype apologising for not talking to me in so long. Since we last spoke I have come to Spain, met my Italian, fallen head over heels for her and almost completely forgotten about tother. She's Israeli and chubby but cute if anyone wants her

>>66582252
>18
>Canada
>70kg
>179cm
>software engineering and history
>7-7.9/10
>no
>bunch of slavs

TheKawaiiZombie deleted her profile. Just as I was getting to know her too. Which one of you autists made her do this?

>>66583481
Not really either. I organised this beforehand because this is a part of my degree but it's not what I want to do forever. I'm not very backpacky because I do like to cement myself in a certain place, but I have my teaching qualification purely for use when travelling. Ultimately I want to teach for a bit, set down roots somewhere and find myself a better job when I'm sick of teaching. Honestly with my skill set though the only work I can really see myself doing forever is setting up a little farm somewhere.
(Sorry for life story)

>>66583789
Thought of doing part-time teaching at the end of your career?

>>66584090
Long way away that yet mate. I'm a planner but not that far ahead.

>>66583762
That would be me.

But here's some black tits for you as an apology /pouillot

>>66584588
Where?

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wtf i hate algerians now

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What did he mean by this?

>>66582252
>age
20
>cunt
France
>weight
55-60kg
>education
bachelor in STEM, starting my masters
>NEET
no
>ugly
6/10 i guess
>KHV
KH no, V yes
>how many qt
a couple of regulars

>>66584588
n-nortism is that you?

>>66585049
Please.

>>66584976
>20
>already a bachelor in STEM

Are you some kind of genius, a nerd or both?

>>66585366
I just skipped a class. Started my bachelor at 17.

All I want is a handsome Russian bf. Is that so much to ask for?

>>66585610

Tы мyжчинa или жeнщинa?

>>66584842
>un baraki

>>66584842
Post profile pls

>>66585776
>un arabe

>>66585783
no

>>66584818
Habla ingles maricon
/pouillot

qt said she doesn't want to look at a handsome boy at night, literally what did she mean by this?

>>66586641
That she likes black boiiis since they don't appear in the dark.

>>66586641

she wants a rough, rugged man to be not only the big spoon, but a soup ladle. not a metrosexual who will stare into her eyes, with his nice, trimmed beard and ironed hair.

>>66586727
lmao

>>66582252

>age
20
>country
US
>weight
160 lbs
>education
STEM field
>NEET
no
>how ugly are you (/10)
average
>KHV
K no HV yes
>how many "qt"
6

>>66582252
>age
young
>country
usa
>weight
105 lb
>education
Attending a private high school
>NEET
no
>how ugly are you (/10)
4 or 5/10

>>66587064

Short, female or bulimic? (or all three)

>>66587064

mods

>>66587064
>young

Need some innuendos about British colonialism lads

>>66587265

maybe u could gaza strip for me if u kno what i'm sayin

>>66587265
poo in the loo

>>66587265
if I find out you're talking to my poo in loo qt I'm gonna glass you.

how do i get chinese girls

>>66588128
open an interpals account and wait.

>>66588128
offer them pussy :^)

>>66587443
>>66587443
>>66587487
>>66587759
>>66587759
All terrible

>>66588294
It wasn't an innuendo, it was a warning.

>>66588349
:') already cucking, vindalo poos my favourite

>>66588425
alright pal there's plenty of poo in the sea, just stay away from my poo or else we'll come to blows

>>66588128
Hello I am want to of having sex with you like the colonialism thing

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Canadian QT just said I look hot..

I've never been told this before from a cute girl..

>>66589199
Pilotbro?

>>66589340

Yeah it's me

>>66589467
Well good for you man. You need to get yourself to Toronto while you're still in Honeymoon mode, trust me. One of the great things about IP is that you miss out the awkward dating phase if you're lucky and if you time it right you go straight into the lovey dovey honeymoon phase. Leave it too long and tedium or divorce await you

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x d

>>66589817
>>66589817
Kek

>>66589817
laffin

post profiles :3

>>66591401
you first

>>66591401
/SilentMorning

Roast me, fags. I dare you.

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>tfw you finally find a friend with similar interests
:'^)

>>66589549

I hear you man, there isn't any way that's gonna happen in November unfortunately, but I'll try December, but we talked and said that for sure at the latest, early January.

I've noticed a difference between this girl and my previous Italian. Although me and my Italian really liked each other, we never actually became a "relationship". We both knew that, but we just kept everything going. But this Canuck, she genuinely is interested. She said how she really "wants this to work". And how she thinks that i'd be the best guy she's ever dated.

>>66592003
Yum ;^)

>>66592313
>katara and zuko

kill yourself pal

>>66592629
wow ok, no need to be so rude

>>66592376
>she thinks that i'd be the best guy she's ever dated
Sounds pretty fishy and/or desperate tbqh

>>66592766

there is more context to it. I agree, typically that would. But, it's because we actually relate on so many different levels it's crazy. Like, it actually is crazy, but awesome

Why the hell are there only North Africans and Indians adding me?

>>66593102
Are you a grill?

If not, you look like a twink

>>66589817
This was a nice conversation.

>>66593268
I don't even have any pictures, is it that bad?

>>66593411
I don't have any pics either but I get a lot of messages from north africans.

>>66593411
Hello, Dextra

th3 edwin plays halo reach

>>66593450
Hello

>>66593625
Pls resp0nce on interfriends

>>66593625
Don't respond to him >>66593714
Be my friend instead

Rachel

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>>66593714
Lol
>>66593777
Checked
I wasn't going to be his friend anyway
See the picture

>>66593853
What's wrong with this, you colossal faggot?

>>66593853
I know who he is, I just wanted you to be my friend instead of his.

>>66593895
Jelly slut desu

>>66593945
Don't get bootyblasted, fampai. I don't really want to take away any of your friends.

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>>66593892
See the picture

>>66594098
>SexyDexy
>Calls my name out

Simply epin

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>>66594207
My name is dumb yours is edgy

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>tfw some creepy american pilot guy keeps messaging me

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>>66593625
>>66593853
>>66593831
>>66594098
>>66594363
>>66594412

>>66594363
>SilentMorning
>Silent
>Morning

If you do not concisely elaborate on why it is edgy, you will be marked an idiot and disregarded

>>66594466
Don't really care if you think I'm an idiot desu

>>66594496
Just another piece of autistic trash that spouts le funny meemees due inability to produce any other substance. Nothing new

guys I keep getting a big fat stiffy when I'm talking to my qts.

>>66594894
post a pic of it so we can all see

>>66594894
That's pretty gay mate

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>>66594412

Hahah nice one man ;)

>>66593411
Are you a girl?
If yes, that's normal. I came to conclusion that a lot of arabs script messages.

>>66595567
Lol you give them too much credit.

>>66540050
>your cunt
Usa
>languages you speak
English, Spanish, Norwegian
>your favourite cunt
Tie between Usa & Norway
>your main qt's cunt
Germany
>one qt or several?
Lots of qts from around the world, but I'm just talking them to practice so when I finally message the German qt I don't spill spaghetti or ruin my chances of meeting her some other way. Fuck is she perfect.