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korean pop

I like the idea of playing with fire

Is there a way to touch flames without them burning you

hmmm lol

>>65670215
with your penis

:)

>>65670215
gloves

http://youtu.be/nmJFgBZGZSI

>>65670229
+1

haha

>>65670248
If you cum on a candle will it put the flame out?

wish I had a button that would kill every nonwhite on the planet when pushed tbqhwy

>>65670263
why don't you try

How does Korean Pop dude do it within 3 posts

Heinz Baked Beans were first created by Generaloberst Heinz Wilhelm Guderian during the Second World War. He thought the food rations provided to his Panzer troops was of low quality and weakened morale, it was because of this that he set about creating an easy-to-make foodstuff that would be both tasty and low cost; he first experimented with corn-based products before moving on to wheat-based products and then finally settling on the beans we know and love today

A fun fact for you all

>>65670275
western countries would immediately collapse

there were other search engines before google, google was just the only one that took off because of jew magic

>>65670263
semen is highly flammable m8

handy survival tip

>>65670311
practice and autism

>>65670216
i think you'll find /pol/ made the the_donald not the other way around

>>65670321
fucking hell really?

so if you needed to start a fire you could just do a cum?

>>65670320
Because they didn't mine your data like motherfuckers, all the other search engines were shit

Can you imagine Ask Jeeves Chrome?

a girl i know has a back tattoo

idk how to feel about this..

*sniffs my shoulder*

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wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK609rbSBLs

>>65670275
>pushes button
>has 2% middle eastern dna from getting cucked 1000 years ago
>dies

google "man and woman"

really makes you think about jews destroying blacks, chinks and pakis

>>65670419
hes one tough cookie

got called a white dog at donut king lads

>>65670419
where was his elephant gun

>>65670498
should have just given him money for the bus lad

got called a potato nigger at /int/ lads

called some twat a white dog at donut king lads

so lads, I think this girl likes me:

-bites lip when talking to me
-laughs at my shit jokes
-keeps touching me weirdly
-changed her profile picture the day after meeting her properly (like fuck did I like it, I'm not a beta)

The yank gf made fun of me for not owning a gun again

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Are you ready?

>>65670586
FOYNT

>>65670571
Disgusting

i really want to have sex and i matched with a cougar on tinder. should i do it?

>>65670635
>no pictures
How about you fuck off lad

doctors would make a lot more money if they privatised the NHS

don't reply lads

>>65670376
No, he's just lying.
However, did you know Jews work excellent as a firestarter? Give it a try sometime!

>>65670642
Privatisation is racist because immigrants can't afford it

yuh gyal's pum pum looks like doner kebab

fuck sake lads barber scalped me when I only asked for a thin out on top

>>65670679
>immigrants
we're all immigrants

>>65670769
No only you are Rasheed.

I was born on this rock.

>>65670750
is your barber jihadi john?

>them glorious feels when you CHAD out a bunch of beta males by taking their token female friend who they lust over

>>65670798
shut up you cringeworthy try hard twat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AlLSxG4vTw
Me

Still want to die

>>65670831
lad I'm on such a high confidence right now I FUCKING LOVE IT

LOVE IT..

I can talk to literally any female and they'll want me.

WHATS THAT OPERA SONG THAT GOES LIKE THIS?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KehhAgp9Zo

>>65670798
there is no way your penis is 190cm

Unironically extremely ill lads. Want my Nicola Sturgeon gf to come over and cuddle.

>>65670856
yes i believe you completely. must be why you're dying to tell a bunch of anonymous strangers about it. fuck off

>>65670831
dont reply to him
the chap has serious bipolar issues
half the time hes talking about shooting up womens shelters and the other half hes saying how much he loves women

>>65670835
clearly has low IQ or a mild learning disability.

a good 2 hours

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this apple is fucking sour

think I might have fucked it up with both girls

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rRWRxzIcnr

>>65670857

waltz of the flowers?

>>65670892
lad idgaf what you believe i'm just happy to be good looking.

just robbed some armenian bint LOL

>Just after 4 p.m. on the same day, the police were back at Blue Apron for the third time, following a noontime patrol. They were prompted by yet another call from a security guard, concerned that “a weapon might be brought.”

>This time the problem was a 26-year-old man who, after being fired earlier in the day for groping a female co-worker, had then threatened the person who let him go. He was later arrested for sexual assault, as well as for violating his parole on an earlier robbery charge.

hmm

>>65670835
don't really see life ever getting better for these people iah

Word on the street is that Poleaboos uni has chosen not to expel him

They've set his misconduct hearing for 12th October and if it's anything like last time, he can bring some friends

Anyone up for a trip to Aberdeen?

>>65670989
leaf cucks and what?

>>65671076
seppos

don't reply to either of them please

*slaps you*

*gets sucked off by you*

haha....now piss off you disgusting bender

>>65671076
I know English is your second language but do please try to keep up old boy.

what does it feel like to be ugly and short lads?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*reads aloud the latest edition of the FT*
CAN EVERYONE HEAR ME?

AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA YES

>>65671140
I don't know, what does it feel like?

only went and got a bloody 2 1 in that essay didn't i hahahaha

it was so shit and there were literal factually incorrect things about my main topic area but who gives a fuck wooooooo

For fucks sakes lads why are Americans so manly compared to us girly brits?

*forces your head*

just ate 3 bananas lads

>>65671173
haha what are you like x

>>65671140
do you ever just think about ugly people and laugh

OFFICIAL /BRIT/ & /BRITFEEL MEETUP
OFFICIAL /BRIT/ & /BRITFEEL MEETUP
OFFICIAL /BRIT/ & /BRITFEEL MEETUP

We will be meeting at either Aberdeen train station or RGU Business School on 12th October at 1:30pm and 2:30pm respectively

After the misconduct hearing, I will take you all out for a burger and drinks, the meal and alcohol will be paid courtesy of the Great British taxpayer (Thanks for the bennies, wagecucks)
I'm guessing it's only going to be like 3 guys, so that's just a weeks bennies

Reply to this post so I know how many to expect

OFFICIAL /BRIT/ & /BRITFEEL MEETUP
OFFICIAL /BRIT/ & /BRITFEEL MEETUP
OFFICIAL /BRIT/ & /BRITFEEL MEETUP


>>65671103
You're just mad because you can't attend the meetup

*ponders aloud*
the pen is mightier than the sword ...

>>65671207
think that's how he deal with the pain

>>65671167
she'd probably be decent looking if she wasnt such a fat pig

first non-wanker in this itt

@65671210
you are a loser

>>65671210
Are pakis allowed?

Ignore it

>>65671210
i won't be there

>>65671207
i walked past this munter today of whom I necked like a year ago.

i laugh because she still recognised me and ignored me until I smiled at her and she was like :3

laughing because not only will she be obsessed about me in the future, she'll not allow betas to hit on her either.

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>>65671210
>scotland

>>65671246
>>65671276
>another non-Brit mad they can't attend

>>65671266
Would rather keep pakis to a minimum, so it depends how many whites will be attending

>>65671217
*stabs you with a pen*

hmm yes, it would appear so

>>65671206
an underappreciated genius is what i like to think

---->65671246
abbos >>>/out/

handed in 3 essays all in the same week and I got 73 for all of them
something's up here lads

why is a literal faux-woman getting more (You)s than an actual grill itt?

>>65671292
Well if you refuse to let me join there will be legal issues

absolute state of this thread rn

>>65670184
>INDEPENDENT
>SHITLAND
>ISLANDS
CANNOT FABRICATE THIS CLAIM

>>65671331
post tagine

>>65671288
We will be attending Poleaboos misconduct hearing before doing the traditional meetup/lads on tour stuff

>>65671322
I'm a paki myself, really don't want there to be more than one

Reminder that poleaboo is banned for ban evasion

IGNORE
IT

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how is /brit/ doing today? i'm doing great thanks

>I'm a paki myself

What a marvellous event you chaps will be attending. I'm sure the Australians are kicking themselves they can't go.

>>65671373
>still mad he can't attend the meetup

Reminds you that you aren't really one of us, eh?

https://youtu.be/hGplUd6dtS4?t=298

think this is tim's rock bottom, it cannot get worse than this

want to die
really lads this is seeming like the end

>>65671387
Excellent post

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why is britain so racist?

>>65670184
>>65671331
The Shitland Isles are already independent you mongs
They were renamed Australia and New Zealand

For those attend the meetup, know that I have a hotel room booked so you can stay overnight with me and catch your trains the next day or just sleep off your hangovers

*goes to aberdeen on the 12th of october*
*sits down at the train station cafe with a cup of tea*
hmm
*pulls out phone*
*opens /brit/*
"having a think"
*enters captcha*
*hits submit*
hmm...
*looks around*
*sees a nervous indian hermaphrodite averting eye contact across the station*
hmm...
*goes back to /brit/*
*reads replies*
hmm... hm, ah.... ah yes... very good
*posts my gimmick*
*finishes tea*
*sees the next train to aylesbury*
hmm...
*gets on the train and goes home*

>>65671377
prefer dogs

>>65671414
>Australia
>Melanoma
Heh, nah
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-30/new-zealand-has-worst-rate-invasive-melanomas-over-australia/7283676

Doing a poo at work lads
Got fuckall to do until 5 except browse BBC and Birmingham Mail sites

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>>65671377

>>65671453
>>65671506
rude

Pretty disappointed by the interest

I suppose Aberdeen is a tough place to get to

would love to go to the meetup for absolute mad tings but I've said too many bad stuff on my trip.

lmaoing at the thought of some mugs ending up in aberdeen (see: ludicrously expensive yet still shit)

>>65671355
Let's be honest. Most of us here are pakis.

They don't want to be raped by some Scottish paki mate.

>>65671540
It looks like it might just be ol' Poleaboo

>>65671540
meet me down bridgend and i'll wrap your head round a fucking pole you lanky cunt

Test

have unironically met up with people from /brit/

>>65671546
This. You probably wouldn't expect it from my posts but my names Kasim

just gas this thread at this point tbf

>>65670215
You can
Just move your hand really fast across the fire and you would have technically touched the fire without getting burned

>>65671341
Post lederhosen

I will be going to the meet up

if you're both going can you go somewhere that doesn't have cell service, like Antarctica

thanks x

brum /brit/ meetup>(((aberdeen))) meetup

at least i know irelad is white

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>an open letter to the Prime Minister..

Fuck off and deal with it you sour undemocratic cunts.

>>65671546
haha if you say so
*waits for you to turn around the bottles you in the head*

>>65671590
Would literally do anything for Jordan Knight's autograph

it just wasn't like, the old days anymore
no it wasn't like those days
oh, am i still illlllll
oh noooo

>>65671634
I'm sure of Leave had lost everyone would've just accepted it and quieted down as well

Why does anyone care what that fat cunt Corden has to say about anything??

>>65671634
Pastebin it you useless shitter

>>65671572
>>65671577
swansea have literally gone into JUST TIER in sacking good ol' Guidolin

sigh..

opinions la's?

So should I book us a reservation at a restaurant?

You guys up for some gambling or anything?

>>65671628
And it's still better than that fucking Manchester meetup

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Fuck lads I just wrote AS Afrikaans and it did NOT go well

>>65671673
I dont think there would be the same backlash we have now tbf

>>65671628
when is the brum meetup I would like to attend

>>65671650
met ed not jordy
ed and jordy met up and didn't invite me haha

>>65671679
Because he has le smart british accent, he must be right

Yanks are a VERY simple people

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rate this guy

>muh democracy
hope some of you lads understand that theres actually lots of different types of democracy, and if you want to vote on the acceptable hose diameter for showers then you can fuck off to switzerland

Fuck of Panhead, you mincer.

you boys have really done it now you have

told the misses to just "say these words" into a microphone for me and then when i explained to her what it was for, and then told her she'll get heaps of replies she seemed excited

well guess what bloody happened lads ... guess what bloody happened...

you dickheads only went and didn't respond to the post

now i've got it in for me now, lads. the misses is fuming.

>>65671696
I think you are going to be in a dogfight against relegation with or without him but it's better to take every advantage you can get

If they were going to sack him, better early than late but they don't have a good enough replacement so it was the wrong move

>>65671704
Pfft
People here would still be going on about how it was rigged by the jews and the Germans and how another vote is needed and other dumb shit

>look up german rap
>it's all turks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsU6PL_OVjU
Why?
>>65670207
Who dis

>>65671741
>the misses
Oi, don't nick my gimmick

>>65671704
It would have been equally bad, if not worse

>>65671711
He isn't even posh.

Wouldn't take his advice on whether the local chippy is nice and look at the fellow.

>>65671709
Ed must have warned him what a weird cunt you are tim haha

quite glad we left to be honest lads
i'm sure the staycations will make up for our imports being more expensive
at least the (((ftse 100))) is up because of our currency being worth nothing

>>65671741
see you in the dog's house mate haha

>>65671768
Just like American rap is blacks and British rap is blacks and chavs and French rap is arabs

It's a class thing

>>65671709
hey luca x

>>65671650
i am jordan
...
...
...
SIKE
HAHA
dude relax

>>65671796
>Yanks are VERY simple people

>>65671705
dunno will try and get the lads involved

would rather go to an event

>>65671821
Fuck you got me excited then haha

jordan.knight.714

>>65671838
land rainbow bruv

>club event where my friend is playing is being attended by the girl that stood me up and a girl I think I'm seeing
messy situation lads

>>65671741
If you posted her tits with the link maybe people would've taken notice la

>the misses
alri Dazza

Sophie Lares' big chocolate tits.

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>>65671685
Since you asked so nicely

http://pastebin.com/meJVwjtD

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Welcome to Argentina

the gf is going on about international boyfriend day or some bollocks
might give her a slap to remind her of her place

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>>65671859
>a girl I think I'm seeing

>>65671867
The brice of freedom

>>65671867
HARD

BREXIT

>>65671743
fair enough summary la'

i hope we boo the fuck out of him when he enters the pitch, by no way is he could enough for the club.

>>65671867
bubbles burst anon

>>65671865
>To lead the Department for Exiting the European Union you chose a man so adept in international affairs that he routinely refers to our nearest and most sensitive of neighbours as “Southern Ireland”.
lel

not reading anything else, one sentence paragraphs can fuck off completely

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>>65671865
>David Welsh, BSc. (Econ), MA

may i take your order sir?

>>65671859
>a girl I think I'm seeing
so are you seeing her or not hahaha

>>65671886
dunno man we hung out once and we're texting and she said I'm attractive but my willy has not entered her

>>65671865
Gracias amigo

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over 80,000 people expected to come for trump's rallies today, lads, in swing states too

>>65671768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HaXQKHtabg

*gets an earful of it*
fuck fine alright
*sighs*
*puts stubby down*
*removes feet from the pooft*
*longingly, i leave my couch as i walk away from the cricket*
*picks up the garbage*
*takes it outside*
*puts it in the bin*
*comes back inside*
*continues watching the cricket*
ah clarkies up

don't care

>>65671865
What a smug bellend

>>65671924
Southern Ireland is correct.

It's a step up from the time when we refused to refer to them as Ireland at all

>>65671964
>garbage
FOY

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Me in the middle

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>>65671967

>>65672009
you are fucking garbage mate

paid to much tax lads
just got a letter telling me I can claim for £740

>>65672015
Me on the right

Need a fine gyal ta wine pon me cock
Nam sayin bredda?

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really makes you think

>>65672039
>paying tax
I guess you're not smart then are you? Let me tell you, I'm smart and I haven't paid a cent. Smart as can be, just the smartest.

>>65671964
>wouldn't even let you wait for the ad
*makes a whip cracking noise*

>>65672023
Why do people think this geezer is attractive?

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>>65672039
fuck
too*

>>65672062
Very useful information to me, thanks

I once fucked a slag from carlisle

she looked inbred as fuck

>>65671992
but the highest point in Ireland is higher than northern Ireland
its just stubborn pricks who wont refer to us as the republic of Ireland

>>65672053
steal my gimmick again and man get bussup innah head
alright breddaman?

>>65670989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoF_fa9TMDk

>>65672119
She was British, what did you expect?

>Canada has never had an Asian or First Nations Prime Minister

Bit racist

As pertaining to earlier comments in this thread;

PAKIS OUT

>>65672119
brits are NOT inbred

>>65670989
pls be in LONDON

>>65672132
we aren't the Republic of Ireland we're just Ireland

>>65672134
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475501118424.webm

Let's be honest. Most of us here are girls

pls say brazil is white and 1st world
>>65672114
>>65672114
>>65672114

You're Eireeans

fairly sure i was sat behind one of you lads in a lecture
he started off by watching WoW machinima for half an hour and ended up on twitter which was completely filled with KPop

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Me looking on

>>65672216
don't appreciate this post at all

>>65672228
just sounds like an average runt, hope you wrangled him back up, there's a chance he escaped from my cage

>>65672228
should have put your foot through the back of his head

>>65672134
don be tryin ta look lyk a big man likkle boi

>>65672232
fuck has big daddy thorax made a new documentary? don't recognise that from any of his others

>>65672119
There once was a slag from Carlisle
Shagged a Dutch laddy once and a while
Her bf was a cuck
She looked inbred as fuck
So she sucked every cock for a mile

Gonna buy a flat lads, sick of living with my normie parents

>>65672232
me in the foreground

>>65672228
all me

wish we had some big danish houses 2bh lads

>>65672288
t. 18yo

>>65672333
when I visit my gf I'll bring some back hehehehehe

started a new job today and this qt italian girl was starting at the same time

wish i was single lads i want to flirt with her

>>65672333
wish we had some tiny japanese houses 2bh lad

justin trudeau is undoubtedly handsome

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just read that open letter
fucking lol

>applied for civil service fast stream
>looking at their videos
>all either women or skinny nu males with unkempt beards
I'm legitimately surprised, I thought it would attract private school, red trouser wearing #lads

>>65672373
Get my Xbox while you're there mate, ta

>>65672382
gay

ah yes, just received my daily newsletter from the International Swaps and Derivatives Association lads, going to have a little read

>>65672379
Japanese houses are bigger than ours desu senpai

>>65672413
You cheeky prick

>>65672286
how does it feel that this germanic barbarian stuck his uncivilized penis inside of some of your celto-romance inbred slags?

>>65672409
can you apply now if you're not graduated yet?

Why didn't we send troops to help our Confederate brothers. If we would have, we would still have our empire.

i will invoke article 50

How good is £28 grand a year before taxes?

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>Why didn't we send troops to help our Confederate brothers. If we would have, we would still have our empire.

>>65672447
Pfft
The Royal Navy was releasing slaves and seizing slave ships all the time, doubt the Confederates would be quick to ally themselves

>>65672444
>Cumbria
lol who fucking cares
you got your knob in some mountain troll, well in mate

>>65672483
haha alri civ serv lad
it's a good starting salary and you shoot up if you actually get on the scheme

>>65672454
alri mrs may

>>65672434
let me rephrase that

wish we had some tiny japanese meme apartments 2bh lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsDZKCvpYL4

I'm in a uni class that prioritises class discussion and debate rather than lecturing from the prof, and nearly everyone is an SJW including the professor.

Through debate I've able to convert a lot of these lib tards, teaching them the values of ingroup preference and nationalism. I've been slowly deprogramming them. I've also made them realize that our laws are fair and just and that more shit like affirmative action is the last thing we need.

What are you doing to fight the culture war?

I'm not neet. I'm an entrepreneur.

doing another poo lads

>signing letters with your degree
absolutely howling, cannot think of a more runtish behaviour

>>65672508
this 2bh
the microapts are very kawaii and cool

>>65672522
you're an ultra penor

>>65672508
wew
Pretty sure I've seen her in a JetStar ad

>>65672533
not having a degree

>>65672533
Might start attaching a piece of paper to my letters with "this cost me £30k" on it

>>65672446
yep, as long as you graduate in the next year I think

>tfw 6'3 and built like a japanese microapartment

No but seriously lads, why are British houses so small?

>>65672409
The civil service is committed to creating a diverse workforce, drawing on talent and experience from many ethnic, social and national backgrounds, and ensuring that we display equality in all areas including gender identity, sexuality and disability.

If you want to get in as a white man you need to parachute into the senior civil service from the private sector.

so i like this girl, how do I ask her out?

>>65672494
Fun fact: The British army had to pay reparations to the united states because they released so many slaves during the war of 1812

>gets in from hard day of wageslaving
>makes self a cup of tea
>takes first sip
>takes first drag of cigarette of the day


AAAAHHHHHHHHHH YES

>>65672583
we've mastered the art of comfy and have nothing to compensate for

>>65672583
planning regulation

>>65672567
t. Dave the carpenter/builder/bricklayer/plumber/lawn mower/Arsenal fan

>>65672583
the average brit is 4'9 so theres no need for a larger house

>>65672580
eee i'm too scared anyway just gonna do a masters

>>65672606
>not smoking in work for all the extra breaks you get

Why lad

why nobody replies to my post >>65671712

>>65672444
netherlands is sweden tier when it comes to being cucked lad
you have nothing to be proud of

>>65672583
Gotta fit the sardines into the can somehow

>>65671712
4/10

>>65672606
i've started taking a cheeky bottle of vodka but in a coke bottle

think i might have an issue haha

>>65672648
He was a dumb king but his stupidity gave us the democracy we have today

>>65672580
haha only joking on it now

>chip and pin has been around for 25 years
>most places in America are only just getting it

Really makes you think a think

Really need the Starburst milkshake to come back to maccies desu

>>65672585
>If you want to get in as a white man you need to parachute into the senior civil service from the private sector.
That sucks, because I'm basically the least diverse person on earth apart from being northern and Catholic
Not getting in then

coming home to caledonia

>>65672700
genuinely seek help

>>65672583
Because I'm agoraphobic

sweden is actually a great place

>>65672729
no

i'm only having a few sips a day

>>65672710
>maccies
By far the most runtiest british word I've ever seen

>>65672583
efficiency

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>>65672735
t.

>>65672605
Why do we always get so cucked by the Yanks?

>>65672754
Guarantee you unimaginative cunts call it maccos or something equally shit

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ulster?

>>65672605
>muh reparations

Americans are the niggers of the anglosphere

>>65672820
t. King Runt
Maccas > Maccies any day of the week

>>65672754
>Australia
By far the most runtiest country I've ever seen

>>65672605
RN were still patrolling the Caribbean and East Africa into the 1870s IIRC la

>not calling it McDicks

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>>65672809
ahem

Got a hard willy

>>65672847
>Maccas

Christ alive Australia really is runt central

>>65672887
fug
West Africa*

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stressed

Imagine being a runt, don't think I could cope.

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poo

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How do you like these apples

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Why does Stephen King look so based?

Is he human?

>>65673009
i got her number

>>65673009
look tasty

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imagine unironically being under 6'3" lads

just imagine

hahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>65673009
look quite alright

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*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
*ker-ching!*
*heh nutin personnel kid*

Got the England job lads

>>65673067
that looks terribly sharp he should be carful

>walk into wealthy area
>everyone is at least 6'3 and 8/10

ah yes

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New thread when?

>>65673067
wish the bottle was my bollocks

>>65673067
That's pretty cool actually

If it was a little girl in a kimono instead of a fat bloke, it would be a great video

>>65673067
Some of the worst actionposting I've seen

>>65673067
Don't post me ever again

>>65673130
some of the best runtposting I've seen

Can't watch anything made before 2010 anymore

Used to love 70s, 80s & 90s films, now they just look like cheap shite to me

my willy is happy again

>>65672494
Why did we do this?

>>65673180
Trigger the yanks

>>65673180
wilberforce

>>65673180
There was a big abolitionist movement in the UK beginning in the late 18th century at least lad + slavery was a big part of the U.S. economy

>>65673120
think there is one but with a watermelon or something
cba to try and find it though

Hhmmm got some night course thing so won't be able to eat until 9pm or so, smdh

Think I'll pick up a baguette from pret hehe, need to hit that 2600kcal/day target lads.

>be me
>not wanked for 5 days
>can't stop thinking about girl

i'm in love, aren't I?dfg

had a nosebleed at work today lads

>>65673151
You ARE an uncultured swine.

Gave some bellend a nosebleed at work today

>>65673262
looool, you nutter

Buy better quality gak/grind it down smoother.