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Where're my Vietnamese bros at?
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>>68576360
I guess you are the only one.
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>>68576360
Xin chào
Not Vietnamese but still
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>>68577786
Chào
>>68577470
Yeah it seems so, at the moment.
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>flag
>when did you realize that France is a superior country to England?
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Never haha
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>>68576321
wew
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ITT: little known facts
Did you know that Americans sometimes cry? We aren't as stoic as the rest of the world thinks, you know.
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>>68576210
Stop it
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>>68576248
It's true.
You don't have to lie, you're safe here.
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Did you know that 1:100 Americans are in prison, making it the Country whit the biggest relative prison population to ever exist.
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Poland
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filthy
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>>68576148
My great grandparents moved here from Poland for a reason.
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>>68576234
>>68576311
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Welcome to the dark art of social manipulation. You get a thick, big and strong erection when you see a naked women. Likewise, you can get popular if you push people's emotional buttons just right. When you get people to like you, you get free drinks, easy job promotions and more dates.
The social game is strategic. Unfortunately nobody taught you this in school; you learned by trial and error. The popular kids in high school "gets it". In the working world, those with better social skills will get better jobs and easier promotions even if they're below average skilled, ie the scheming Jew becomes the CEO through social connections or the incompetent secretary who got the promotion by sucking over 9000 dicks.
Here are the strategies you want to follow.
1. Show, don't tell. Never brag about your accomplishments or drop names. Instead, let people see your accomplishments on Linkin or your vacation pictures on Instagram. People are noisy, voyeuristic creatures who love snooping - that's why the best selling magazines of all times are celebrity gossip magazines. People are more infinitely more impressed when they "spied" on your vacation via Instagram than you outright bragging about your vacation. Better yet, let others brag about your vacation.
2. Praise people. How do you come across as sincere even if you have seething contempt for them? Praise occasionally. "Nice haircut! Did you lose weight? You look good today etc." Some people fall into the trap and overly praise which makes the compliment seem insincere. You'll get an intuitive feel when to praise without crossing the line. Praise everyone, even the obnoxious cunt at the office - you want her to be on your side? Why? Because even plebs in numbers can wield power, ie fat tumblrsettes and keyboard social justice warriors. When you help the weak, old and young, people will immediately like you. Politicians know this, hence kissing the baby on every televised election.
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>>68576146
fuck off faggot, no one wants your advice
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3. Have Patrick Batemen tier level of hygiene, dress style and fitness. People subconsciously want to associate with winners. After all nobody respects a fat slob with bitch tits. Since you have the discipline and will power to dress well with impeccable hygiene, what other amazing things you have in your life, they wonder. Curiosity will drive them to WANT to be your friend. It's no secret that people judge by appearance - use this to your advantage.
4. Develop a caricature version of yourself. People get famous on TV by playing a role - David Rempsey is famous for throwing a tantrum, PieDiePew is famous for screaming at the screen like a autistic (he made $7 millions off youtube last year), Simons from American Idol is famous for making mean comments at bad contestants. You can make yourself known as the "funny and intelligent guy" or "the guy who travels the world" or "the guy who is popular with the ladies" The worse thing you can is the boring nobody. Never express your insecurities and fears. Let people see the caricature you.
5. Send them a happy birthday card and New Year card, via email or post card. Create a template for your class mates or co-workers to save time. Something like "It's been a pleasure working with you. Who's awesome? You're awesome. I wish you the best of luck and make this an amazing year. See you at work tomorrow!"
>>68576193
>>>/r9k/
go cry about tfw no gf
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mind I get dubs ITT m8?
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>you're just a Slav mongrel in denial
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>>68576064
No, you're also a Germanic mongrol
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hung aryans
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>hungarians are slavs who see themselves as turks
>bulgarians are turks who see themselves as slavs
why is eastern yurop so confusing?
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R.E.I.G.N. - REMOVE EVERY /INT/ GENERAL, NOW!
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A spectre is haunting /int/ — the spectre of removing every /int/ general, now.
All the powers of old 4chan have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Moot and chinese Moot, admins and mods, /pol/ cuckposters and /r9k/ sadbois..
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as wanting the removal of every /int/ general now, by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of wanting the removal of every /int/ general now, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
Two things result from this fact:
I. Wanting the removal of every /int/ general now is already acknowledged by all 4chan powers to be itself a power.
II. It is high time that posters wanting the removal of every /int/ general now should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of wanting the removal of every /int/ general now with a manifesto of the party itself.
POSTERS OF /INT/, UNITE!!
REMOVE EVERY /INT/ GENERAL, NOW!!!
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Shan't be reading a word of this post.
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>>68575921
'Twas fleet
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>>68575913
>hop onto /int/
>first 20 threads are general circle-jerks
What did /int/ mean by this?
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¡Dios mio, Rosa! ¡Mire cómo es pequeño el pene de Anon! Jajajajaja
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¡Dios mio, Rosa! ¡Mire cómo es de* pequeño el pene deL Anon! Jajajajaja
Good spanish bro (talking serious), you only got very tiny errors, but is a really good spanish! i congratulate you!
pd: my dick is the longest dick that you'll see in a thousand of years.
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CHI
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CA
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Is it a bad idea to fap now if I have a final exam on mathematics in 3 hours?
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Only if you fap to 3d
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>>68575623
you are a bird
you don't even have hands
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no
once I stopped fapping for a while before my exams and nearly came during the exam when I crossed my legs
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I'm trying to expand my foreign music folder (non-english songs) and wondering if you lads could share some of your best songs.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAlo_1zQDuo
I just found this French song just now and it's literally can't stop replaying it
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>>68575310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iioiWt4OaJ4
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lol I just found out her husband is the French prime minister, Nicholas Sarkozy
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Spanish song. Classic in most of Latin America.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MefKqsT1P7A
Not sure if you'd like this, but he's pretty popular too.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QFs3PIZb3js
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Should Texas become independent? Should we Texans separate ourselves from the burger?
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>>68575195
We should stablish republica de rio grande and make it grande again
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It'd be weird having two separate countries with such similar cultures.
There'd probably be case studies on it, would be interesting to watch.
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but you ARE the burger
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>anon why won't you let me be a refugee in your country? Are you gay?
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why would you want to come to my country?
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>>68575165
I'm sorry but I'm not willing to compromise on laws because of "muh dick". You're going to have to go back.
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>>68575178
She wants to proselytize Islam with her ass.
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>one chance in life
>not born french
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>>68574928
So you have a lot in common with people born in France
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>>68574948
hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
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My grandpa told me he had an illegitimate son in Vietnam during the war as a ROK marine there. What should I do? He said they might be still alive and I might have a lost vietnamese uncle.
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find him and suck his dick
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find him and get him to suck your dick
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find your dick and suck him
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What's your country doing in space?
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>>68574787
Ironically enough suporting the American private industry
http://aviationweek.com/space/mexico-buys-ride-moon
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A lot of our space funds go to the ESA.
They're building a modern GPS system much more accurate than the current one though, should be operational around 2020.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo_(satellite_navigation)