You wake up in Italy
MAMA MIA! GET THE PASTA A' COOKING GAMBICCI!
Go to Calabria,its full of Albanians
I'm a 5'9" Serb living in Burgerland. Would Scandinavian girls in any way be willing to marry a guy like me? I'm thinking of somehow getting a Scandi girl to fall in love with me through a site like goodreads for example, but want to know if I should just not even waste my time
thx
>>69041472
>Scandi girl
Get a Russian girl from the North-West. She might very well be descended from Vikings and Finns.
>>69041472
Most woment want a successful, smart, good looking and confindent guy. I can't imagine you to be anything but those things. 100% success rate.
t. expert
>Earth is about to be destroyed
>five countries can be moved to a different planet to further the human race (don't nit-pick the logistics of this)
>you are charged with deciding which five countries, barring your own, can be saved
Which do you choose, and why? I say France, The Netherlands, Germany, Japan and Spain, because they are large hubs for culture and scientific innovation. Also, France will preserve the revolutionary sentiment.
Chad
Sudan
Libya
Somalia
Nigeria
In the far future...there is only war
>>69040756
>spain
>scientific innovation
kek
>>69041141
>large hubs for culture and scientific innovation
I was referring to Germany, Japan and France when I mentioned scientific innovation.
Post maps of a dystopian future (or present)
>>69040613
The peruvian flag is still the funniest one
>>69040593
Was he the greatest turk of all time?
>>69040313
>T*rks
>Great
t. Ahmed
But he wasnt turk
>>69040313
That's not köksal baba
Why don't we donate money to Eastern Europe, I mean Russia, Ukraine, Belarus etc by this.
They need as much help as Africa receives .
Don't you know? Those countries have white people.
>>69039953
If we did, rich people would just steal the money and that picture would remain the same.
They need to suffer
If you aren't learning English, Spanish, Russian, Mandarin, or Arabic as a foreign language then you're wasting your time learning a dying language.
>>69039947
Noted
>>69039947
>Russian
>Arabic
Dude even Arabs in Germany can't speak proper Arabic. They are stuck in this strange position of not being able to speak the language of their parents and the country they live in.
>>69040092
I second that notion.
I have a penpal in Berlin who tries to teach rapefugees Deutsch, and she says that they don't even understand the lessons in Arabic. Not all of them; but some of them can't follow along with the others. At least some of the migrants are trying to integrate, which is nice, I gotta give 'em that.
God have mercy on their souls.
Roast me for Christmas /int/
Los españoles tenéis el culo muy peludo
Spain? More like GAYain.
post your favourite English words
>jelly
>gelatinous
>lugubrious
>slug
>bubble
>>69039730
>serendipity
>fuck
>ravenous
...that's it
aw come on :(
fabulous
sounds fabulous
Should I go to Japan or China for study abroad?
I'm am not going there to sleep with women so don't mention that.
Why would you go to Asia ?
Go to somewhere interesting like one of v4 or baltics.
>>69039721
Japan. I believe it will revive itself with robotics
>>69039766
v4 or baltics aren't as relevant in world economy tho.
Japan obviusly, China is third world
Australian families are opening presents right now
Just finished opening mine, didn't get anything great but I didn't want anything anyway
>>69039720
>in his country people don't open gifts on Christmas eve
lel
>>69040584
I hope you get something decent by next Christmas. In fact, screencap this and remember 365 days from now to post what you unwrapped and whether you liked it.
Post rap from your country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH1o65fQif0
>>69039685
7/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvfYCbE7ZWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w0SdcZLLo8
rate
http://youtu.be/MHNnFjr3Qvw
>>69040205
5/10 desu, so much pop influence
Your cunt
Your weird Christmas traditions
Pic related for us, it amazed me when I learned we're the only ones who do this.
>>69039097
Just why?
>tfw learnt about this in mr bean
>>69039097
my dad used to get drunk on christmas eve and beat me. That was pretty weird I guess
>>69039160
Just something we do for whatever reason.
Also pic related.
so who is watching this today?
Do the Polish voice overs for the black people actually sound black?
>>69038481
>voice overs
absolutely disgusting, do they continue doing it?
>>69038609
I guess so, they would for a movie as old as die hard
Merry Christmas to everyone, no matter what language you speak or what culture you have grown up with.
Let's celebrate.
*fucks op in the ass*
:P
>>69038277
kill yourself
>>69038331
Not during the hollidays