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/quebec/

>>69665086
fuck off

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>>69665064

pierwszy dla diaspory

I need help.

One fine day
I answered the phone
It was my girlfriend inviting
Me to her home

I met her father
He cooked us a meal
It was a pleasant evening
But i began to feel

A presence, a shadow
Eyes on my neck
Her father looked nervous
I began to suspect

A secret, a lie
Someone was missing
When no one was talking
I heard a strange hissing

I felt deep down that
Something was not right
I made my excuses
I said good night

One year later
At our wedding reception
I finally uncovered
The horrible deception

My mother in law is a scorpion
My uncle fainted, my guests all fled
Woah woah
My mother in law is a scorpion
My brother is crying, the priest is dead
Woah woah

Family dinners are not fun
When you're terrified of getting stung

My mother in law is a scorpion
Did you know that scorpions don't lay eggs?
Woah woah
My mother in law is a scorpion
I said she was fat, she paralysed me legs
Woah woah

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Jak sie mozna zakochac? Nie chce do konca zycia tylko anime ogladac

>>69664414
Sorry english is not my native language

>>69664414
>look at how good my English is xD

>>69664600
fuck leafs desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CfiBv-Tm6s

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echter Faden

B-Bump

>>69663913
are you an asean?

>>69664147
Yes see:
>British Burma
>British Singapore
>British Malaya

>>69651885
who dis
is this malaysian chinese

>geen nederlandstalig plaatje
RIIIIEEEEE

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Robijn een schatje

Sorry, I don't read schnitzel very well. Can you culturally enrich me with an English translation?

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>>69662416

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cathedral, which is still unfinished to this day

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>>69662416
I don't know, might be this, or the Palacio de Bellas Artes.

thanks

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I worked with a Lithuanian woman and she was kind of a Plain Jane (kind of like pic related), but one day at work, she received news that her child had been hit by a car on the way home from school and she turned into this quivering wreck in floods of tears. I'm not ashamed to say I started to get really turned on watching her sobbing, the tears running down her pale, white face while she tried to wipe them away. Her long brown hair was all over the place and she looked like a distressed young maiden crying as she evacuated her village to escape the approaching Nazi Army. I got a really hard erection and had to hide it behind my desk. I thought of how great it must have been to be an SS Officer and round up women like this, demure looking homely girls, and maybe take them to a barn and try to make them cry more. I would dearly love to hurt her face and make her fellate my pistol while I lick the tears from her face. I would lubricate her anus with her own tears and the sheer eroticism of the setting would mean that two fierce pumps in her torn, bleeding hole, and I would be spent. It wouldn't even count as a real orgasm for me until I turn her around again and shoot a bullet through her cunt. It would be important to make sure that she knew that she was about to die. I would savour this moment for a while, perhaps telling her what I already did to her elderly parents. I thought of all this that day, and when I got home my underpants was soaked.

>>69662230
thanks

>no edition
>muh heritage copypasta
jog on yank

>>69661835
What you are saying makes no sense, yet you keep saying it

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charli

>>69661434
Miks ihmiset kilpailee uusien lankojen avaamisessa? Vanhassa vielä replyjä jäljellä

>>69661434
>mä kuvassa

Miks kala on muuten niin vitun kallista? Jopa se kissakalafile on 6e/kg.

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Juuh

>>69660980
PRIMO PER SESSO OMOSESSUALE CON RAGAZZE BAFFUTE PORTOGHESI

Xa temos memes?

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Terzo per Dio è Padre Pio

>>69660861
>>69660861
>>69660861

WIR SIND ALLE HIER

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Danke Ösi. Besser als der Degenrierte mit seine Untermenschenmullen.

>>69660920
Lösch dich

forst :-DD

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Slutt

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>/norge tråden/

/brit/

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animemy

Ktos mnie przytuli?

>>69658872
>ingen sverigerelaterad trådstart
Du kommer att få libanon och städis på dig.

Detta är satir va?

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>>69658872
Varför ska vi leva om vi inte har Gud? Hur kan vi få ett hälsosamt Sverige utan Gud? Hur kan man undvika hedonistisk nihilism utan Gud?